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Sports With DorksEp 45 Football Talk: That Damn HanselYou already know gang, foosball talk. But our description guy is out.2022-03-041h 33Sports With DorksEp 45 Fight Talk: Best FrenemiesOnce again folks, fight talk, but the description guy is out.2022-03-041h 04
Sports With DorksEp 44 Fight Talk: Kirby FaceAdjective1. The face that is made when you are sent to the astral realm.Sports with Dorks Podcast!Sports With Dorks2022-02-2548 min
Sports With DorksEp 44 Football Talk: Rookie GlassinWe've been slipping along these big huge meadows, just rookie glassin, just rookie glassin, glassin.Sports with Dorks Podcast!Sports With Dorks2022-02-241h 05Sports With DorksFight Talk: Doves of PeaceThis week on fight talk the gang recaps UFC 271, updates in MMA news, Kevin Holland fighting an internet troll, UFC fight night preview, and much more.Sports with Dorks Podcast!Sports With Dorks2022-02-1849 minSports With DorksFootball Talk: The Divas ClubThis week on Football Talk the dorks cover, Kyler Murray being a diva, Aaron Rodgers getting the MVP, Alvin Kamara's legal situation, OBJ's ACL injury, shocking stats, and super early keepers.Sports with Dorks Podcast!Sports With Dorks2022-02-171h 31Sports With DorksFight Talk: N-Word JoeThis week on Fight Talk the dorks cover, a fight night recap, $100k bonuses, TUF 30 announcements, Joe Rogan's controversy, and a UFC 271 preview featuring Moshe Goldbergenstein.Sports with Dorks Podcast!Sports With Dorks2022-02-111h 01Sports With DorksFootball Talk: Tightening Up Loose EndsThis week the dorks cover some NFL corruption, Alvin Kamara smacking a civilian, top 10 TE's, and Super Bowl Picks.Sports with Dorks Podcast! (Website)Sports With Dorks (Youtube)2022-02-101h 36Sports With DorksFight Talk: Dana White PrivilegeWell folks, this week we look at the Logan Paul diss track of Dana White. From there we dive a bit into Dana's history and why he's the president of the UFC. Then we round off with looking at the 125lb-185lb title landscape and the upcoming UFC Fight Night.Sports with Dorks Podcast! (Website)Sports With Dorks (YouTube)2022-02-041h 05Sports With DorksFootball Talk: Fantasy math makes sense....Another Top 10 this week folks. This time it's WRs. And to tell you the truth, wide is probably the perfect word for the spectrum of consistency we see in this one.Sports with Dorks Podcast! (Website)Sports With Dorks (Youtube)2022-02-031h 28Sports With DorksFight Talk: "Oh, You're a Wrestler Now?"Sometimes, we all can surprise ourselves. Some of us realize we're wrestlers. Some of us realize we like MMA. And some of us realize that betting on favorites isn't very fun.Sports with Dorks Podcast - The Next Gen Human2022-01-281h 14Sports With DorksFootball Talk: Running Back Through The TruthLooking at RBs from this last season can be pretty painful...... but not as painful as being a Bills fan 🤷♂️Sports with Dorks Podcast - The Next Gen Human2022-01-271h 59Sports With DorksThe Thrill and The Agony of Sports PodcastingFinally!!! Everybody is sad about football. Now I can swoop in and make my friends MMA fans....... But can we still talk about QBs for 30 minutes? And the playoff picture? And all the coaches getting fired? And, And, And.......2022-01-202h 40Sports With DorksSWD Ep 38: Humble BeginningsWhen one great thing comes to an end, another must start...... Buckle up dorks. We're taking a trip to the 90's.2022-01-132h 06Sports With DorksSWD Ep 37: The Losers' ClubFantasy football can be a cruel mistress........2022-01-072h 24Sports With DorksSWD Ep 36: Deflection WeekWell folks, now is the time to deflect all the mistakes you and your team made this year. However, you can rest easy now. The fantasy year is finally over...... for most.2021-12-301h 57Sports With DorksSWD Ep 35: The Dork BowlThe time of reckoning is upon us folks. For most, this is the semi-finals, but for the dorks, this may be the most important week of the year. All the blood, sweat, and FAAB will finally decide who king dork is. Get ready, cause it's about to get crazy.2021-12-242h 41Sports With DorksSWD Ep 34: Looks like we made itThe moment of truth is here folks. I truly hope you were as blessed as we are. Playoffs have finally arrived and all the Dorks are in!!!! DORK BOWL! DORK BOWL! DORK BOWL! DORK BOWL!2021-12-162h 35Sports With DorksSWD Ep 33: He's already deadWell folks, the fantasy season is coming down to the wire, and SWD is either gonna be here to laugh with you or laugh at you......... Probably laugh at you.2021-12-092h 42Sports With DorksSWD Ep 32 Football Talk: You F*cked UpFolks, this is quite possibly the best episode of SWD ever made. However, there is one caveat. Open your fantasy football app. Look at your roster. I'll wait. You see that player that you should have dropped a few weeks ago? Yeah, you f*cked up.2021-12-022h 45Sports With DorksSWD Ep 31 Football Talk: The Dorksgiving SpecialWell folks, SWD is here and better than ever. Hopefully this is just enough podcast to keep you from talking to those weird relatives you only talk to once a year. This week we got a lil news, a trip to the IR-ER, Dorks Court, and of course the weekly picks. Who loves you more than us?2021-11-251h 50Sports With DorksSWD Ep 30 Football Talk: Trade CourtWhen the trades get a little too hot, there's only one place to go. TRADE COURT!!!!2021-11-183h 04Sports With DorksSWD Ep 29 Fight Talk: Just BreatheBoy, if you thought my stuffy nose was bad in the football episode, you better buckle up. However, you already know, nothing can stop the greatness that is SWD. NOTHING!!!2021-11-1259 minSports With DorksSWD Ep 29 Football Talk: The ChantcastWow, SWD absolutely cannot miss. The trifecta is back. Here to give out all the fantasy cheat codes, for you beautiful people. No matter what, even with the stuffiest nose that has possibly ever been on a podcast (I'm sorry, it's only bad at the end, please forgive my soul). 2021-11-112h 14Sports With DorksSWD Ep 28 MMA Talk: Island BoysFolks you know what it its. SWD. Fight talk. We back. UFC 267 recap. UFC 268 preview. And a whole bunch of being stupid in between.2021-11-061h 42Sports With DorksSWD Ep 28 Football Talk: The Injury WardOh boy folks, it's a SWD classico. However im exhausted, so small description. You know what it is, FOOSBALL TALK, and it's a goodie. Get ready for the fantasy football cheat codes folks.2021-11-042h 37Sports With DorksSWD Ep 27 Football Talk: Red Pill FantasyWe honestly just have too much fun here at Sports With Dorks. Whether we are breaking balls or talking to fantasy football Alex Jones, we are getting you the NEED TO KNOW football info to get some respect and get some cheddar!!!2021-10-282h 15Sports With DorksSWD Ep 26 Fight Talk: Picogram DorksWow, once again, fight talk is coming at the people (on time). Though this episode is light and lean, it still has plenty to chew on. Updates on Jon Jones, Dana's thoughts on waiting for the title shot, Fight Night recap and preview, and SO MUCH MORE!!!!2021-10-2244 minSports With DorksSWD Ep 26 Football Talk: The ByepocalypseThis week on SWD, the gang covers the looming byepocalypse that almost every fantasy player is dreading this year. Of course, there's also League standings, Injury Reports, QB streamers, waiver pickups, Week 7 predictions, and SO MUCH MORE!!!!2021-10-211h 55Sports With DorksSWD Ep 25 Football Talk: Football's Just a FantasySorry for the delay gang. Had some hosting issues. But here we are, and we have a little format change. We're are going to be dropping 2 episodes a week!! At least until the football season is over. That way you can enjoy all the sporty dorky goodness over here with SWD!!!2021-10-172h 09Sports With DorksSWD Ep 25 Fight Talk: JUST BLEEDSorry for the delay gang. Had some hosting issues. But here we are, and we have a little format change. We're are going to be dropping 2 episodes a week!! At least until the football season is over. That way you can enjoy all the sporty dorky goodness over here with SWD!!!2021-10-171h 20Sports With DorksSWD Ep 24 - Sometimes Dead Is BetterThe greatest sports show on the planet has finally left the nest. SPORTS WITH DORKS IS NOW LIVE!!!! Tell your friends, tell your moms, tell your weird co-workers, the best is here to bless the masses. In the inaugural episode the Trifecta was united, Globert, Shwizzle, and Forrest. The gang covers the standings for the league, the Tradasourus Rex, Cool Coaches, Week 5 picks, UFC fight announcements, the king of cringe returns, Santos vs. Walker Recap, Dern vs. Rodriguez Preview, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!P.S. The first 23 episodes of Sports With Dorks are available at Globtopics...2021-10-072h 23Sports With DorksSports With Dorks Launch TrailerThat's right folks, SPORTS WITH DORKS IS LIVE!!!!! After months of posting on some other podcast feed, SWD finally goes solo. You know what to expect. Fantasy Football cheat codes. MMA predictions. Goofs and slurs. It's the greatest sports show on the planet. It's Sports With Dorks.2021-10-0602 min
GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 23 - Survivor SeriesOk young thugs, SWD is back and BIGGER AND LONGER THAN EVER!!! This eppie is blessed by the king himself Forrest. You know when the Trifecta is completed the eppies become unstoppable. However I have work at 5 so ima make this description quick. Macho Man Globey Slabage, Chubba Hubba Hubba, who's worth goin' broke (FAAB) for, no more whites on the football field, Isaiah's a cowboy fan now, Chargers are gonna win a super bowl, week 3 predictions, Jon Jones arrested........ again, Fight Announcements, UFC 266: Just Bleed Recap, UFC Fight Night Santos v. Walker Preview, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!2021-09-303h 20GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 22 - I Believe In MiraclesYeah so I forgot to upload the cast last night, give me a break. Its only the greatest sports podcast on the planet, Sports With Dorks. his week we cover Isaiah's comeback for the ages. Then in foosball talk we cover the Injury Bananza, Who's Hansel, and who's dookie. Then in MMA talk we cover some retirement news, fight announcements, UFC Fight Night Smith v. Spann Recap, and a UFC 266 preview. Gang gang.2021-09-242h 28GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 21 - A Soul for a SoulWell folks, week one of the NFL's regular season is in the bag, and boy do we have the updates. Whether it's injuries, big plays, and waiver interest. SWDs has got you covered. Then we talk the Triller freak show. And finally we cover the UFC being back this weekend with another fantastic Fight Night at the UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Of course we had to sprinkle in some technical difficulties, because that's how we roll baby.2021-09-162h 37GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 20 - The Fantasy FactoryOnce again, the young kings have blessed the people with the greatest sports show ever made. This week the gang covers why Isaiah looks like a zombie. Another excuse from Glob about being late. Then heavy on the Foosball talk, with a nice light MMA cherry on top recapping the most recent fight night/British invasion. Hide yo Mommas, and hide yo wifes, SWD is in town.2021-09-091h 38GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 19 - HUHckenson???The greatest Sports show ever made, SWD, back with the audio quality at 100. This week the dorks go over The BDB League Draft (unofficial name.) Isaiah covers the major HUH's???, and some major dubs from the draft with a little help from his anger translator, The Fantasy Football Foo. Then the gang finishes foosball talk with some news and ESPN's most wanted. In fight talk the gang goes over some of the latest UFC fight announcements with possibly one of the greatest cards this year targeted for November at MSG. Then Fight Night: Barboza v. Chikadze gets Recaped. And f...2021-09-021h 58GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 18 - CTRL, ETN, DELWell gang another great eppie, same awful SD card. So this time is just used the zoom audio. Regardless we got sad foosball news and just bleed level MMA breakdowns. Its SWD baby.2021-08-261h 50GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 17 - Stop Mocking UsWell folks, another tremendous eppie of SWD in the bag. With a light week in MMA, we compensate with THE FINAL PRESEASON MOCK DRAFT (see if I'm still a tard.) Also the SD card got full, so I deleted some files and called it good. However, the recorder didn't like that and so there are a couple hiccups at the end of the eppie, and a lil bit of audio was lost (barely anything.) On the video version of the eppie, I was able to just supplement with the audio from the zoom recording. So if you're reading this...2021-08-191h 53GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 16 - Whiskey Tango DipshitWow, another classic SWD. Everything you could ever want. Foosball talk with more MY LEGS than a Spongebob compilation. MMA talk about the baddest man on the planet.(?) And so much liquor, the Billdoser himself would be hard pressed to match our energy. 16 weeks deep, 1/3 of a year, 1/3 hard, 1/3 of the way to 1% of our full potential. It's SWD.2021-08-121h 52GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 15 - Draft The Pain AwayWoooooow, holy crap I'm tired. So ima make this quick. The eppie is great. Foosball talk, mock draft, and MMA talk; you know it. With MANY SPECIAL GUESTS.Check out Forrest's new blog!!! https://thenextgenhuman.com/2021-08-052h 28GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 14 - A long wall or embankment built to prevent flooding from the seaThe SWD boys are back in town, and there's only one topic of discussion on the table. Sports. To be particular, Football news, Derailments, UFC Recaps and Previews. You know, the good ol' Sports With Dorks you're used to by now. *Mwa* big kiss for you cutie.2021-07-291h 45GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 13 - Potty Mouth AlertWow, what an episode. This eppie the gang goes over changes to the fantasy league. Foosball new and updates. UFC fight night review and picks for next weeks card. A couple new drops get added to the soundboard. And some big potty words get said, and you'd never guess who says them.2021-07-231h 47GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 12 - Diamonds Are ForeverAnother crazy week in the bag. Whether its big football moves, legs blowing up, or getting featured on The Real Ass Podcast, SWD is full steam ahead. However, crazy week means short descriptions. Soooooooo yeah, Football stuff, UFC 264 breakdown, lil preview for next weeks card. Bada Boom, Bada Bing.2021-07-151h 44GlobtopicsSports With Dork Ep 11 - F*ck Your SquadWow, what a fantastic episode we have here folks. This may be the most hard donged SWD ever made. NFL TALK: Isaiah covers a few news topics before the gang gets into the big boy games. SWD Mock Draft 2, with special guest Forrest!!! Finally, the question will be answered, is Robert still football retarded? (spoiler alert, yeah)UFC TALK: The gang had too much fun coming off the mock draft, so Forrest was able to stick around and talk UFC 264. The fights get broken down, as well as some basics on MMA betting.uf...2021-07-092h 27GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 10 - Knocking Out CiviliansThe Dorks are back at it once again, breaking down all the essential Football and MMA news.NFL TALK: For football this week the gang cover news, some sleepers picks for fantasy football, and go over teams Isaiah is avoiding like gas station sushi. As well as some players ADP that you might be surprised about. MMA TALK: The gang reacts to Joe Schilling knocking out some random drunk. TUF finally starts getting interesting. UFC Fight Night: Gane vs Volkov recap. And finally, Dana White announces the fight between Derrick Lewis and Ciryl Gane for th...2021-07-011h 47GlobtopicsEp 33 - Spooky Conspiracies 4 - The Blue Box ConspiracyWhen it comes down to it, this is the spookiest conspiracy that I've talked about. We're talking about the new PS5 exclusive, Abandoned, from Blue Box Game Studios. And long story short, a bunch of people (including me) think this is actually the next Silent Hill game that is being made by non other than Hideo Kojima. Is it hopeful thinking? For sure. Are there some aspects to the conspiracy that almost seem like reaching? Definitely. Is there a bunch of fishy stuff about this game and Blue Box Game Studios? ABSOLUTELY!!!2021-06-3039 minGlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 9 - The Longest Dork You've Ever Seen.What could be better than Sports With Dorks? MORE SPORTS WITH DORKS!!! So the gang pulled out an extra long eppie, just for the boys.NFL TALK: More off season fantasy news, injuries, coach speak, and hype. Isaiah makes a bust call and a hype call. Cat Sounds. Then the tragic, yet optimistic, career of Antonio Brown.UFC TALK: TUF's less than stellar season start. UFC Fight Night: Zombie vs. Ige Recap. UFC Fight Night: Gane vs. Volkav Preview.2021-06-242h 15GlobtopicsEp 32 - The Art of Fuckery 3: PhonersIts been almost a year. Within that short amount of time, Globtopics has collected thousand of downloads from Goobers all around the world. It truly has become, The Number One Podcast on the planet. This episode is dedicated to those who make it possible, the Goobers. So I opened up the phone lines and let the fans call in. Needless to say, it got pretty wild...2021-06-2245 minGlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 8 - Technical DifficultiesWell, I told Isaiah to not worry about the technical stuff and that I had it under control... It honestly wasn't too bad, just our call in guest couldn't hear Isaiah (which he probably preferred anyways.) All in all, great eppie, I'm just wiped and don't have time to write a description. You get it. Love ya xoxo2021-06-171h 49GlobtopicsEp 31 - E3 2021: Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.The Nintendawgs are back at it once again. This eppie we break down the special time of year where all the developers from all the game companies come together and sell us empty promises. Okay, that's a little harsh. In fact, this years E3 was pleasantly surprising. Damo and I break down the games and announcements we were excited about while saving some excitement for the Tuesday (as in today) Nintendo show.2021-06-151h 44GlobtopicsSports With Dorks 7 - The Last SportBendersWow, SWD did it again. NFL TALK: This week the gang covers, Julio Jones' new home, Aaron Rogers wanting to run away from home, and Brett Favre's Crocs. UFC TALK: TUF signing iffy talent, UFC Fight Night Recap, and a UFC 263 preview.2021-06-101h 44GlobtopicsEp 30 - All I want for E3 this year is...Back at it again with the young god, Damo. This time we speculate on what we think will be shown at E3 2021. I can say that I was confidently going into this E3 thinking that there will be noting of substance. Fortunately, the white cloud, Damo came through with some super fun what-ifs for PSVR, Xbox, Valve, Nintendo, and Bethesda. Needless to say, he definitely gave me some much needed optimism for this years E3. Oh yeah, we also talked about the CIA for like the first 30 minutes. (please don't kill me.) 2021-06-081h 49GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 6 - More Mistakes Than GaseBack at it again. The SWD train is virtually unstoppable. Whether there are no events to recap, nothing too notable for football, or a basically homeless co-host, the show will go on. This eppie will go down in history as the eppie that shows SWD can make bangers no matter what!!!2021-06-031h 17GlobtopicsEp 29 - Phoning it inSo I couldn't lock someone down for the cast, and I couldn't find someone to call in. So I decided to blow your mind with the Huffpost conspiracy theory page. Boy was it some hard hitting news.2021-05-3143 minGlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 5: Mock Football FansAnother great episode in the bag. The number 1 adult sports podcast on the planet is coming at you LIVE!!! NFL Talk: Isaiah gives up some juicy tidbits about player movement during the off season. Then we do the very first SWD Mock Draft over Sleeper. Which ended up being way more fun and painless than I expected. UFC Talk: First we touch on yet another Joshua Fabia/Diego Sanchez story. Then we recap last weeks fight night and try to sort out the Bantamweight mess that is at the top of the division.2021-05-261h 50GlobtopicsEp 28 - RicoTheGuyos Stonks Corner 2: ReturnoTheGuyoThe mack is back. RicoTheGuyo makes his long awaited return to the podcast. Though the wait may have been long, it was definitely well worth it. TheGuyo has been making some real galaxy brain moves, especially in the crypto realm. So while he tries to explain on how he wants to help make the boys millis, I do my best to derail the cast with soundboard drops and super tasteful impressions. But seriously folks, I've probably never had more fun making an episode. I hope you enjoy it, I know I did.2021-05-242h 01GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 4 - Isaiah only likes kicking in one sportAnd let me tell you this, it's not football. In this weeks episode of Sports With Dorks: NFL TALK: A little bit of week one game talk. Isaiah puts on his lawyer shoes and takes NFL kickers to court when it comes to fantasy football viability. Then the NFC draft picks finally get rounded up. UFC TALK: The gang recaps UFC 262. Rob gives out the WHAT A COMEBACK fight of the night (take a guess), and finally the boys talk about the upcoming UFC Fight Night, which may as well be named UFC JUST BLEED *face the pain starts...2021-05-191h 24GlobtopicsEp 27 - NieR the point of cheeringThat's right, I didn't quit playing that god forsaken prologue. I muscled through and found one of the most satisfying game experiences I've ever been a part of. Like I say during the cast, I play games to escape the existential dread of life. Yet, NieR: Automata puts a magnifying glass on it, and for some reason that's what I really wanted. Also on top of all the, do I exist yadda yadda, is a super fun action RPG. So, let's jump into part 2 of 3 of the Globtopics NieR: Automata deep dive.2021-05-171h 35GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 3 - Suckin' and Kickin'This week on Sports With Dorks: NFL Talk - The boys jizz over DK Metcalf (again), Isaiah goes over some of the moves made by the NFC during the draft, and the gang finds out how to draw a Panther. Fight Talk - Rob recaps last weeks card and gives out the first "WHAT A COMEBACK" fight of the week. Then some boxing talk (sorry Canelo for bringing up the freak show), and finally they round off the show with some UFC 262 picks.(yes I'm writing the descriptions in 3rd person now, cause its sounds friggin c...2021-05-121h 36GlobtopicsEp 26 - NieR the point of quitting and playing Dark SoulsSo Damo convinced me to buy NieR: Automata, and it's a great game. However I have been playing the same 20 minutes of the prologue over, and over, and over again. Yes, this is part of the game design and part of the genius of NeiR; but I also just bought Dark Souls Remastered........ We also get into the meaning of existence. All in all, pretty solid eppie.2021-05-101h 10GlobtopicsSports With Dorks Ep 2 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: AFC Draft, Knockouts, and Crazy Coaches.Wow, new name. Same best sports show ever made. That's right its Sports With Dorks. This week Isaiah breaks down big moves made by the teams in the AFC during the draft, and how they'll effect this season and many peoples fantasy leagues (GO BOLTS). Then I recap the uber violent finishes from Jiří Procházka and Giga Chikadze during this past fight night. Finally we touch on Diego Sanchez being released from the UFC and how it effects this weekends card and his Legacy.2021-05-051h 41GlobtopicsEp 25 - I guess it's a video game podcast nowWe got Damo completely set up with his at home setup, and you know what that means. We are gonna be talking about video games EVEN MORE. Just kidding. I mean it is what we talked about this week, but it won't be the only thing Damo and I talk about forever. But for this week, we break down some upcoming games, what we're playing, and soooooooo much more.2021-05-031h 22GlobtopicsGlizzy and Shwizzys Untitled Sports Show Ep 1 - Draft Talk and Noodle LegsRIP to all other sport shows. Fox sports, dead. Barstool, buh-bye. ESPN, bankrupt. This is the sports show to end all sports shows.... jk. Shwizzle and I have just really wanted to do this for a while, so we finally got it done. This show is gonna be focused on the only two sports we know about. Football and MMA. We both have focused knowledge on one but peripherally enjoy the other. Each week we plan to update each other on the news and recap the events in a digestible enough form for our casual counterpart. I think it...2021-04-291h 29GlobtopicsEp 24 - Streaming Fat CloudsOnce again, I am joined by the young god, Damo. After the last eppie, I realized I knew almost nothing about what is actually going on when we stream video games. In fact, I had no clue what was actually going on when I streamed anything. Turns out it's pretty simple on paper, it's just executing it which is the hard part. This is also the first eppie with the P4. Which, as you will find out, is probably the best investment I've ever made for the cast.2021-04-262h 00GlobtopicsEp 23 - The Green GiantWe back bitch. Took a little hiatus, had a lil needed vacay, but now we back back. I got a fancy new MacBook and we are ready to go. So after a small intro to catch y'all up, Damo and I jump into jacking off Xbox for about an hour. I hate to say it but, this has honestly been a long time coming. Go ahead Xbox fans, get the lube ready, cause the Green Giant has entered the room.2021-04-191h 25GlobtopicsEp 22 - Books With Big Letters In 'Em To Build BarnsThe fuckery bois are back in the saddle again. I'm joined by Frost, and Ricotheguyo. Shit got pretty weird, but god damn I had fun making this one. Also, please don't get mad, it's just characters..........or are they...........they definitely are..............maybe.............sike2021-03-041h 26GlobtopicsEp 21 - Nintend(ild)o Direct(ly in my ass)The young god Damo joins the cast once again, this time to help me break down the most recent Nintendo Direct. We go over the whole thing in order, the good, and the bad.....I didn't cut out the part about Splatoon 3, fuck it. Who really cares.Btw I couldn't help myself with the music, probs will just never stop.Globtopics is now on YouTube, go subscribe and I'll probably bop you off.2021-02-252h 10GlobtopicsEp 20 - Ricotheguyo's Stonks CornerOh shit, we back. Fresh with a new format baby. After explaining all that shit, we dive into the stonks. They've been pretty wild lately, and we get to the bottom of it. Penny stonks go brrrrr.2021-02-181h 10GlobtopicsEp 19 - Daddy Day CastWelp, the daddies and uncle Rico hit this shit out the park. We talk all sorts of dad stuff, like the CIA, poop hamsters, throwing up on edibles, and car accidents. You know, dad stuff.2021-02-012h 27GlobtopicsEp 18 - State of the Universe Address 2To all intergalactic and transdimensional beings, fear no more. The problems plaguing the multiverse have once again been solved by us. When I say us, I of course mean, Nigel, Chris, and I. Unfortunately, we recorded this cast before the protests at the Capitol, but honestly, it's probably for the best. Better to reflect on the madness if you ask me. Plus it gives us more stuff to fix in the next one.2021-01-223h 03GlobtopicsEp 17 - A SciFi Master ClassFeaturing, Spooki Gucci aka Jare Behr Master Kush aka Jared, RicoTheGuyo aka Rico, Secret Agent Tucker aka Tucker, & Glo Gang Globert. We talk about all sorts of shit but in the end we unintentionally gave everyone of you a SciFi Master Class!2021-01-112h 23GlobtopicsBonus Ep 9 - Legos In The Matrix: The Story of MinecraftGot the brainiac himself on this very special bonus eppie. Nigel finally makes his second appearance on the cast. This time to talk about Minecraft. He's been steadily playing the game through a majority of the last decade. During that time, he's built a very unique perspective on a very unique game. I had a ton of fun recording this cast and an almost equal amount of fun editing it, hopefully it all sounds good. 2021-01-061h 33GlobtopicsEp 16 - Beige Bois 2You already know bitch, it's Beige Bois, the sequel. Get your Vos sparkling water ready.2021-01-042h 00GlobtopicsBonus Ep 8 - How The Puritans (almost) Stole ChristmasBack in the 1640's and 1650's, a bunch of puritan dildos tried to abolish Christmas in England. Obviously that didn't work very well. Hopefully you're full, drunk, and high, surrounded by loved ones when you hear this cast. Too show those bitch ass puritans what happens when you FUCK WITH CHRISTMAS!!!2020-12-2631 minGlobtopicsFrench Revolution Part Deux - Robespierre, you wanna come out here?Holy shit, the wait is finally over. This one gets wild. Say hello to the radical left and right. They've come to play and they don't plan on leaving anytime soon. Also, the Austrians and Prussians start chilling and dreaming of a world with no France. Needless to say, The Revolution has finally begun.2020-12-252h 09GlobtopicsBonus Ep 7 - Crash Talk 1: Dildos en RegaliaBorrowing a new laptop from Ricotheguyo. So decided to upload the episode I kept referring to as the dildo factory. With the new set up I can edit in a 1/4 of the time so now the sky is the limit. Next stop, 1790 France, I promise.2020-12-1420 minGlobtopicsEp 15 - Super Dabarrio BrosChattin with the young god, Ricotheguyo. Of course this shit's a hitter.2020-12-073h 02GlobtopicsEp 14 - Cyberpunk 2077: Delay of Game, 15 Yard PenaltyBack at it again goobers. This time I'm joined by Damo on the new 2 mic set up. Sounded a lot better than the other set up, but still needs a lil tinkering. Regardless, in this eppie we get into game development crunch and why so many games have been delayed this year. We also get weird and talk about the inevitable AI overlord that will enslave us all. Sounds like a goodie to me.2020-12-022h 48GlobtopicsBonus Ep 6 - Spooky Conspiracies 3 - The Disappearance of the Roanoke ColonyThe platinum bois are back at it again. This time we definitely solve the mystery of the colony at Roanoke Island. For the uninformed, the colony had hundreds of men women and children, all of which disappeared without a trace. The only clue was a tree with the word CROATON carved into it.....2020-11-2853 minGlobtopicsEp 13 - A Very Platinum ThanksgivingIt's the Platinum Thanksgiving Special baby! Thanks for sticking with me while I took a week off. Life was getting wild, holidays and shit. But we're back bitch. Spooky conspiracy this weekend. French Revolution next week. Love ya, happy Thanksgiving. (audio fixed)2020-11-271h 39GlobtopicsFrench Revolution Part Un - Hungry, Poor, and UnrepresentedWell folks, here we go. It's time to embark on our journey into the French Revolution. A crazy time in history that is so completely ignored. In this one we get into the structure of late 18th century France, and what the people were going through. We also touch on the Three Estates, the Estates General, and the Storming of the Bastille. Sharpen your pitchforks, it's time for a revolution!2020-11-111h 41GlobtopicsEp 12 - Tales From The Trail 2I'll write a description tomorrow at work. I have to go to bed. It's tales from the trail 2.2020-11-063h 08GlobtopicsBonus Ep 5 - Spooky Conspiracies 2 - The Abduction of Betty and Barney HillWell folks, we're talking about aliens. The abduction of Betty and Barney Hill is one of the most popular and notable abduction cases in history. Not just because there is a wild and crazy story, but there is also a surprising amount of supporting evidence. Skeptics of the case have made their own theories of the entire situation, and I go over all of it. I also ended up with my own theory on what could have happened, and I'd like to think that it's a little more than possible. All in all, it's a pretty nutty tale, and...2020-10-2954 minGlobtopicsEp 11 - The Great Debate: PS5 vs. Xbox (insert gay name here)Well, the wait is finally over. Damo and I decided there was enough information to officially debate the pros and cons about the next generation consoles. In particular the PS5 and the Xbox Series X or S or whatever the fuck. Regardless, you probably already know that I'm a ride or die Playstation kid. So naturally I take the side of PS5. However, we get deep into both consoles and I feel like we got down to the bottom of it. Also, Jake and Dillon jump on the cast for some 3rd party support and to give some fresh...2020-10-233h 13GlobtopicsBonus Ep 4 - Spooky Conspiracies 1 - Project MKULTRAWell, once again, I have fallen into a rabbit hole. I planned on doing spooky conspiracies for the month of October. So I started to go through my mental rolodex for some of my favorites, and landed on MKULTRA (kinda creepy honestly.) Project MKULTRA was the CIA's venture into the world of brainwashing and mind control. They used many inhumane methods of destroying somebodies psyche, including but not limited to, electroshock therapy, hypnosis, psychic driving, sensory depravation, medically induced comas, and of course dosing THE FUCK out of tons of people with pure LSD. Now if this sounds too...2020-10-181h 13GlobtopicsEp 10 - The Art of Fuckery 2: Beige BoisThe Art of Fuckery 2. The Beige Bois. Gang activity. It gets weird and we rip shit up. More nerd casts coming soon, but until then, enjoy the fuckery.2020-10-101h 24GlobtopicsEp 9 - Tales From The TrailComing at you hot with a straight up hitter. In this episode, I sit down with Ricotheguyo and talk about his summer hiking the Pacific Crest Trail. Not only does Rico give an in-depth break down of his experience on the PCT; we get to look back at Oregon before the fires took away our outdoor sanctuary. This is definitely a neat little time capsule on top of being just a straight up banger of an episode.2020-10-021h 47GlobtopicsEp 8 - Happy 35th Birthday Mario: The Little Wop That CouldIf you thought that my autistic ass wasn't going to do a Mario 35th Anniversary cast, you got another thing coming. This eppie was super fun in so many ways. First, getting to kick it with Damo and do a cast in the Target parking lot. Then getting to PLAY Mario 3D All Stars. And finally being able to gush about the games for almost an hour at the end. Oh well. If you like the little guinea plumber, you'll probably get something out of this cast. P.S. I did the Bianco Hills song at the end, but...2020-09-262h 21GlobtopicsBonus Ep 3 - Burning Down the House: The Great Chicago Fire of 1871After the complete fuckery that was episode 7, I had to hit you with some nerd shit. The Great Chicago Fire of 1871 has been crawling around my head sense I did the first episode. Rico breaking down the reversal of the Chicago river made me start to wonder about the city's history and it's origins. Naturally, with the recent fires in Oregon, now seemed like the perfect time to look into the most significant fire in US history.2020-09-2351 minGlobtopicsEp 7 - The Art of FuckeryOh boy, this one gets wacky. Like really wacky. The goal was to fuck around, and we accomplished. Now, I have to run to Target to buy a videogame. So this is all the description you get. Love ya.2020-09-181h 48GlobtopicsBonus Ep 2 - Git Gud and Prepare to Cry: The Story of Dark SoulsMeant for this bonus to come out after the RPG eppie but I got a little sidetracked. Also, Oregon burnt down, so give me a break. Regardless, this episode is about the origins of Dark Souls, FromSoftware, and Hidetaka Miyazaki. I have so much love for these games and this genre. The joy of overcoming a boss, then a game, then multiple games, is an addiction unlike any other I've found throughout my years of gaming. So naturally, I wanted to look into how it all started, and boy did I find out more than I bargained for.2020-09-161h 08GlobtopicsEp 6 - What does the scouter say about his drip level? It's over 9,000!!!Back at it again with another hot cast. This time it's with my buddy Brando and we are talking about fashion and design. Art is much more than just paint on a canvass, and we dive right in Mario 64 style. Also, being from Oregon, we had to talk about Nike and their origins, obviously. Oh it's a hot cast alright, you bet your sweet ass it is.2020-09-121h 53GlobtopicsEp 5 - I RPG. You RPG. He- she- me-... RPG.Damo and I are back at it again, and you better believe it's about videogames. This time we explore RPG's and what the hell they even are. Honestly by the end we still didn't solve too much, but god damn we had a good time. 2020-09-052h 21GlobtopicsBonus Ep 1 - Dan Gable: The Greatest American WrestlerFirst time doing a solo eppie and I'm doing it on Dan Gable. This man has done more for American amateur wrestling than any other man. Hopefully I do him some justice. If you do find this somewhat interesting, do a dive into this guys life. There's no way you don't find some inspiration.2020-08-3159 minGlobtopicsEp 4 - State of the Universe AddressIn this episode, Nigel and I solve every issue in the universe. So no need for war, greed, and dishonesty, we got it figured out. Just kidding, what we did end up doing was way more fun and I can't wait to do it again.2020-08-273h 16GlobtopicsEp 3 - Magic the Gathering: Is it just grown up Yu-Gi-Oh?If you thought PlayStation and Nintendo was dorky, wait till you get a hold of this one. That's right, Isaiah and I are talking about Magic the Gathering, a playing/trading/collecting card game. We go into how the game is played, the origins and the economy. Which ends up getting a little wild. Seriously, this game has so many layers, Shrek would be jealous. (Where did all my Bitcoin go?)2020-08-201h 49