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DCOM and DrinkThe Other MeAustin and Gloria discuss Austin's transformation into a fuckboy, dodge the fireworks being set off outside their apartment when they were recording and ponder why Andrew Lawrence was so ripped at the age of 13. 2022-07-071h 08
DCOM and DrinkQuintsAustin and Gloria discuss Gloria getting a new job and Austin getting a tattoo, rank the BTS members ALDC pyramid style and discuss Kimberly J. Brown's triumphant return to our television sets!2022-06-301h 02DCOM and DrinkReady to RunGloria and Austin discuss Gloria's trip across the pond as well as our many apartment endeavors, how Gemini season is a fugly slut and reminisce on all of the horse girls we knew from church (Southern Baptist)!2022-06-231h 21DCOM and DrinkStepsister from Planet WeirdAustin and Gloria discuss finally moving into their new apartment, the craziness that has ensued since moving into said apartment, and this very strange but honestly very entertaining movie!2022-06-161h 27DCOM and DrinkMiracle in Lane 2We are back for season 2! This week, Gloria and Austin discuss their disastrous apartment finding process, their love for golden boy, Frankie Muniz, and Gloria gives us her most shocking DCOM ranking yet!2022-06-091h 52DCOM and DrinkRip GirlsAustin and Gloria discuss Austin joining ARMY and becoming a huge BTS fan, cosplay going on first dates and enjoy all of the 2000s lingo that this movie blessed us with!2022-03-171h 23DCOM and DrinkAlley Cats Strike AGAINSPECIAL EPISODE ALERT: Get an exclusive listen to our first attempt at recording our "Alley Cats Strike" episode! Come along with us and listen as Alley Cats Strike slowly destroys what positive mental health we have left and leap for joy as we are impromptuly joined by friend of the pod, Kaylee Radney!2022-03-151h 19DCOM and DrinkAlley Cats StrikeAustin and Gloria discuss the potential for fornication on New Years (yes, this episode was recorded last year), Kaley Cuoco's back surgery from carrying this movie on her back, and how awful this movie is (so awful, we had to record the episode twice)!2022-03-101h 15DCOM and DrinkSharpay's Fabulous Adventure with Juan GranadosFriend of the pod, Juan Granados, joins us as we discuss Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure! Take a deep dive with us as we examine just how integral Kenny Ortega was to the HSM franchise, how dirty they did Sharpay in this movie, and how this movie went wrong...like really...it's not good...at all.2022-03-031h 31DCOM and DrinkHigh School Musical 3 with Carla BallardIn this weeks podcast, Austin and Gloria are joined by BFF-of-the-pod CARLA! We may or may not be under the influence of certain paraphernalia as we discuss the icon that is High School Musical 3! Come along this as we reveal our top songs of the movie (and the whole series!), discuss troy and gabriella’s relationship, and debate all of Gloria’s EXTREMELY hot takes!2022-02-241h 57DCOM and DrinkHigh School Musical 2 with Jada HarrisFriend of the pod, Jada Harris, is back as we tackle the Teen Choice Award winning musi-CAL, High School Musical 2, starring beloved actor, Miley Cyrus! Join us as we discuss the REAL reason Chad and Ryan switched shirts in that one scene, rehash high school band memories, and listen to Gloria's bad song opinions!2022-02-171h 49DCOM and DrinkHigh School MusicalDCOM and Drink is back from our hiatus and thrilled to be starting our second season! Join us as we dissect the most popular DCOM of all time, Gloria discovers that Kenny Ortega is in fact gay and as we painstakingly rank all of the songs in this iconic movie!2022-02-101h 57DCOM and DrinkThe Color of FriendshipAustin and Gloria take a deep dive into one of the most controversial DCOMs ever, explore the history behind the film, and discuss hematomas!2021-11-191h 41DCOM and DrinkUp, Up, and AwayGloria and Austin discuss how quickly Austin's life fell apart between podcast episodes, role play as "DaddyLongFist" and "MommaMasturbate", and discuss this campy superhero movie that maybe, just might, be better than Avengers' Endgame!2021-11-111h 44DCOM and DrinkReturn to Halloweentown with Jada HarrisSpecial Guest Jada Harris joins Austin and Gloria to discuss the trauma our high school band director caused us, how boring and bland this movie is, and the greatest betrayal in history: the recasting of Marnie Piper!2021-11-041h 42DCOM and DrinkHalloweentown High with Ashley ReynoldsSpecial Guest Ashley Reynolds joins Austin and Gloria to discuss Gloria and Ashley's family trauma, dissect the ever growing feud between Millennials and Gen Z, and wonder...where the f*ck is Sophie?!2021-10-211h 37DCOM and DrinkHalloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge with Kaylee RadneySpecial Guest Kaylee Radney joins Austin and Gloria to discuss all of their illnesses (both physical and mental), rat out Gwen Piper for being a hoe, and look back at this movie with fond (?) memories!2021-10-141h 30DCOM and DrinkHalloweentown with Carla BallardSpecial Guest Carla Ballard joins Austin and Gloria AGAIN to discuss Austin's constant bullying of Gloria, get high off of a certain substance, and to analyze one of the greatest DCOM's of all time!2021-10-071h 52DCOM and Drink90's Recap SpecialTo wrap up the 90's, Austin and Gloria discuss their favorite and least favorite DCOM's from the 90's, revisit the first episode of the podcast, and take special 90's quizzes!2021-09-3031 minDCOM and DrinkJumping ShipAustin and Gloria discuss the inner machinations of their minds, reflect on this thing we do called life, and the dethroning of Joey Lawrence as being the hottest Lawrence brother. 2021-09-231h 33DCOM and DrinkHorse SenseAustin and Gloria discuss Gloria working with a famous criminal, Joey Lawrence being the hottest guy to ever star in a DCOM, and how this movie lived up to our expectations!2021-09-161h 34DCOM and DrinkDon't Look Under the BedGloria and Austin discuss not knowing who they are, their love for Steven Tobolowsky, and how terrifying this movie is!2021-09-091h 28DCOM and DrinkGeniusGloria and Austin discuss Austin dedicating his life to the children, cope with the dire loss of the BTS tour, and scrutinize what might be the worst DCOM ever made! 2021-09-021h 27DCOM and DrinkJohnny Kapahala: Back on BoardGloria and Austin discuss their new jobs, take a special quiz with surprise special guest and friend of the pod, Carla Ballard, and role play as straighties!2021-08-261h 40DCOM and DrinkJohnny TsunamiGloria and Austin discuss adulting, the topics we didn't expect this movie to explore, and how this truly is a sleeper hit of a film, well, at least to Austin!2021-08-191h 56DCOM and DrinkSmart HouseGloria and Austin discuss both of their trash fire mental health weeks, their terrifying encounter with an Uber Eats driver and DCOM golden boy, and Gloria's one true love, Ryan Merriman!
Music by John Bartmann https://johnbartmann.com
2021-08-051h 51DCOM and DrinkThe Thirteenth Year with Carla BallardSpecial Guest Carla Ballard joins Austin and Gloria to discuss all of their high school trauma, their childhood infatuation with Cody Griffin and their somewhat *spicy* opinions about this movie.2021-07-291h 54DCOM and DrinkCan of WormsAustin and Gloria discuss Gloria's one true love, Andrew Ducote, how scary Mike Pillsbury is, and the toll this movie took on our psyche.2021-07-221h 31DCOM and DrinkZenon Z3Austin and Gloria discuss Gloria's celebrity sighting, Gloria has a major surprise stellar for Austin, and the hot boys that made Zenon Z3 what it is!2021-07-152h 10DCOM and DrinkZenon: The ZequelAustin and Gloria discuss how f*cking terrifying space is, the recasting decision heard around the world, and still try to answer the age old question...what is an O-ring?2021-07-081h 26DCOM and DrinkZenon - Girl of the 21st CenturyZetus Lapetus! Austin and Gloria discuss unrequited love major, the troubles of growing up on a Spa-Stay and being surrounded by o-rings, and perhaps the second greatest love story ever told, Zargie: A Comedy in Three Acts - Our Love is Out of this World!2021-07-011h 59DCOM and DrinkBrink!Austin and Gloria discuss rad 90s lingo, forget how to form complete thoughts and sentences, and discuss theories surrounding the greatest love story of all time, Vrink: A Tragedy in Five Acts - From Friends to Enemies to Lovers!2021-06-241h 38DCOM and DrinkYou Lucky DogAustin and Gloria discuss their obsession with golden boy, Kirk Cameron, the trials of growing up in a religious environment, and...MURDER!
Music by John Bartmann https://johnbartmann.com2021-06-171h 50DCOM and DrinkUnder WrapsThe One Where It All Began. Gloria and Austin take a deep dive into the very first Disney Channel Original Movie, "Under Wraps" while also discussing why they love DCOMs and what motivated them to start this podcast. Grab your drink and let's do this! 2021-06-101h 18