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PremeditatedSasheer Zamata v. Plane HelpersTravel by airplane...kind of the ultimate group experience if you think about it, but DON'T assume that means the people around you want whatever "help" you have to offer them. This week, frequent flyer and jumpsuit enthusiast, Sasheer Zamata, joins the tribunal to discuss all things plane etiquette, the reasons to NOT help people, and even shares some of her banking information (not sponsored by City National)!BONUS: Find out who is most likely to clap when a plane lands and where Graham stands on flight attendants!---Welcome to...
2026-01-2740 minPremeditatedNic Sheppard v. Speaking With a Drag Queen & Not Telling Her She's BeautifulHello, Gen Pop. We, the General Pop, have general obligations. Pay taxes, no punching or stabbing, pick up litter and tell Drag Queens THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. On this episode, Graham, Neil and the BEAUTIFUL Nic Sheppard (née Trudy Tective) discuss proper DQ complimenting etiquette. “You look beautiful” is a start, “You look stunning” is better. “You look stunning” with a British accent?! No notes, pal! The Terrific Trio of Tribunalists also find time to pass verdicts on measuring tools, saudi sugar daddies and top-of-the-line medical PPO’s.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or y...
2026-01-2044 minPremeditatedUS v. Other People's BedroomsHow much house tour is too much house tour? It's customary for the host to show guests the bathroom, but should it be equally customary for the host to show guests where they keep their underwear? Are closest 'Off Limits'? And, by proxy, bedrooms too?On this episode, Neil and Graham discuss the guidelines around in-home tours (the non-sexual kind). They also find time to discuss chips with ridges, chips with ruffles and ships that sail the sea.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to...
2026-01-1350 minPremeditatedNicole Delsack v. Fridge HoggersHere to speak knowledge to truth, it's the Duchess of Etiquette - Nicole "Frickin" Delsack. It's New Years and gosh darn it does she some resolutions. And they're all involve weekly grocery trips.In our FIRST EPISODE of 2026, Nicole brings us one of the steamiest cases of etiquette since the Safeway-Vons-Albertson's merger: FRIDGE HOGGING. We all agree that all people should take up space, but should there be regulations in the dairy aisle?All that and more on - Nicole Delsack v. Fridge Hoggers—...
2026-01-0659 minPremeditatedA Very Premeditated Xmas [Holiday Special]HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AMERICA and INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS! 'Twas the night before the night before Christmas when all through the universe, Not a podcast was talking, not even Up First. The barrister wigs were hung by the benches with care, In hope that swift judgement soon would be there. [End of parody]. On this December to Remember, Graham and Neil are weary from a long year of passing judgement on micro-crimes and simply want to relax, drink some wine and tuck into their ceremonial honey ham. But...
2025-12-2259 minPremeditatedLucy Porter v. Shutting Down GossipDid you hear? You’ll never believe what they said! Ok, you can’t tell anyone but….Gossip is critical to forming relationships and deepening bonds, so what does it say about a person when they take a budding conversation and turn it into a soapbox for their self righteousness? Does anyone really win when good, juicy, gossip is shut down before it can blossom into its fullest potential?Ohio Supreme Court nepo baby and former almost game show contestant, Lucy Porter, joins the boys for a riveting (and at times hostile) deliberation on just that...
2025-12-1654 minPremeditatedMonika Smith v. Break-Time InterruptorsOn this episode of PREMEDITATED, comedian, actress, and Neil and Graham’s former improv coach, Monika Smith, brings a case to the table that all have been guilty of at one time or another: The accidental interruption of an employee's break time. They say the customer is always right…but does that rule still apply when an employee is off the clock? Do you really get a say in the matter if you’ve never even worked a retail job? Wait, does runway modeling technically count as a retail job? And HOW did all that broken glass get in the ba...
2025-12-0940 minPremeditatedJason Concepcion v. Hand Greeting MiscuesYou're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours. A disjointed tango of knuckle and finger. It's revolting.All that is to say, handshakes can MAKE, BREAK or SHAKE a relationship.In our sportsiest episode of Premeditated, the Boy Judges are joined by Emmy-winner...
2025-12-0244 minPremeditatedUs v. “Readers” & $100 Bills [SIMULCASE]The Boys are back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Hey-ya, Hey-ya was an Outkast track.Does finding a use for a hundred-dollar bill give you anxiety? Have you ever wanted to shin kick your article-perusing boyfriend because he called himself a “reader”? If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, Premeditated Podcast and cognitive behavioral therapy might be for you!THIS WEEK ON PREMEDITATED, Neil and Graham merge TWO CASES. Double the judgement and double the fun. Tune in to our first ever SIMULCASE for tedious deliberati...
2025-11-2548 minPremeditatedZack Binder and Ticklemuff v. Standing Up DatesHere you are, dressed to the nines, radiating flirtatious potential, having just braved traffic and last minute cold feet, entering the bar. You look around for a full body that holds the face from the photos you swiped right on just days prior....but see no match in the small crowd of patrons. You wait, order a drink (maybe an iced tea?) and still...nothing.On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Zack Binder, accompanied by Ticklemuff, joins Neil and Graham for a vulnerable discussion surrounding standing up dates (NOT dates with stand-ups). Why do people do it? Where does catfishing...
2025-11-1844 minPremeditatedJenson Titus v. Ordering While on your PhoneIs there a flicker of conviction on your conscience as you approach that iPad and barista, phone still held to your ear, and no intention of ending that call your on? Are you reaaaallly that good at multitasking? Or are you just telling yourself you are to hide from what could be the heinous reality of your actions? On this episode of PREMEDITATED, Jenson Titus joins Graham and Neil in the judges chamber to determine the morality of phone usage in the midst of ordering. Is there anything you can do to feel like less of a monster? Does...
2025-11-1138 minPremeditatedAJ Lubecker v. Premature Tab Closing[Olde Timey Baseball Broadcaster]: "And here comes Lubecker to the bar counter. Cool drink of milk, this kid is. Gritted his way through the high school party scene, and now boasts a 3 drink minimum tab in the local bar scene".On this episode of PREMEDITATED, AJ Lubecker joins Graham and Neil to deliberate the oft witnessed single beverage tabs. They also find time to pass verdicts on city halls, CCV numbers and people who are bummers.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching st...
2025-11-0438 minPremeditatedSam Bodenstein v. Delegating Plans"We should hang out!" --- OH NO! NOT AGAIN! My blood curdles with indecision. "Yeah! Let's hang out. Now what?Now nothing, unless one of us makes another first move.We get to the bottom of this standoff in this weeks episode with the mustachioed heartthrob of indie improv: Sam Bodenstein.FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53PLKjZXPremeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.
2025-10-2843 minPremeditatedFin Argus v. Unsolicited D--k PicsFin Argus, musician and host of One of Us Podcast joins us to solicit the unsolicitable: The Dicture Picture itself. We celebrate the 23rdnd letter of the alphabet and Neil decrees that the wold fill his phone with the unspeakable graphic pics that plague so many of our straight sisters' dating profiles. Yes, Neil will gladly fall on that phallic grenade. Grindr vs Scruff and uncontrollable tics have been discussed at length. Join us, Jurors.W.FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodhttps://open.spotify.com/show/0R94ymhWOMibKQ53...
2025-10-2149 minPremeditatedCiara Robinson v. Wellness InfluencersThe district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson @ciaracrobinson deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of queer youth in JNCO jorts, a new miracle cure for male pattern baldness, and whether Usain Bolt's shoe game would be better with running support, or if he could sprint on the wings of fashion alone.—People do things wrong, and the only way...
2025-10-1443 minPremeditatedLincoln Debenham v. Ghosting Your Own PlansHey America, are you ready to HAM it up! Well shoot muh toots! We got a DEBENair guest that's ready to go HAM! On this face-palming episode of Premeditated, Graham and Neil enlist their friend Lincoln to evaluate people who ghost the plans they made (couldn't be us). They also find time to pass verdicts on coyotes, state senators and alternative methods of public transit.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on Yo...
2025-10-0743 minPremeditatedCharlie James v. Nosy NeighborsAhoy Jurors! Avast! Land hoooooooo!On this episode, Charlie James foxtrots into the Law Offices of Premeditated with an absolute stunnah of a case: is a neighbor's nosey nose too nosey? The judges also find time to discuss Q-tips, dietary privileges and candle making as a small business. —Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pa...
2025-09-3047 minPremeditatedJon Braylock v. Judging Thirst TrapsHello America, it's been a hot summer and we've got the perfect podcast to quench your dry, dry mouths.On this episode, Jon Braylock (Astronomy Club, Comedy Bang Bang, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) enlists Graham and Neil to deliberate the fairness in judging thirst traps. They also find time to pass verdicts on which of their body parts they feel positive about, spreadable cheeses and Jon's pick-up basketball career.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to...
2025-09-2351 minPremeditatedMarquis The Honey Bear v. Soft Launching Break-UpsDeception is the root of all HOT PODCASTS! Enter Marquis The Honey Bear, he puts the honey in honeypot.On this episode, Graham, Neil and Marquis deliberate hinting or "soft launching" your future break-up on social media. They also find time to pass verdicts on the Book of Job, paloma cocktails and terms for the two diagonal hip creases that lead to a man's ---!—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to ou...
2025-09-1638 minPremeditatedUs v. "California Sober"Hello Jurors, welcome to Season 2 of our courtroom. We’re back and ready to put the “us” in “U.S.”.On this episode, Graham and Neil deliberate the term California Sober, more specifically saying "California Sober" out loud with words. They also find time to pass verdicts on dairy tolerances, sudokus and proper ball throwing motion.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps o...
2025-09-0940 minPremeditatedCall-In Show (Pt. 2) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP030Our phone lines are lighting up! No sorry, we can't lie to you. It's our duty as judges to tell the truth....we don't have phone lines. We have a G-Mail digital phone message system. But that is lighting up with voicemails from YOU!We continue PART 2 of our SEASON 1 FINALE by tackling your pressing social questions and quandaries. We've donned our wigs and ensconced ourselves in velvet (nope sorry, lied again. It's polyester) and are ready to give America what it wants. The TRUTH.This week's callers regale us with etiquette and...
2025-07-011h 01PremeditatedCall-In Show (Pt. 1) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP029Ring-a-ling! Someone pick up the phone! Caller ID says: YOUAmerica has gripes. Social gripes. Etiquette is going unchecked left, right and center. Our beloved listeners from across the globe have cases they need solved. The law of offices of Premeditated are here to help. Through guided litigation, we lead our listeners through the murky legal waters of: Venmo request etiquette, breaking up over grammar, naming conventions for candy sizes and disingenuous “how are you’s”.Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on our raucous Season 1 finale. Hugs a...
2025-06-2458 minPremeditatedGifts v. Petco's Aquarium Section (with Girls Night) - EP028Who run the Court? GIRLS!! Who gives pets as gifts? Hopefully only people who intimately know your schedule and capabilities!!On this SPECIAL EPISODE of Premeditated our favorite improv group in town, Girls Night (Danielle Shvartsman, Jasmine Elist, Lizzie McGroder) drop by our law office to debate in the teenage-old question: should you give pets as gifts?Are there be size limitations? Does the gift have to include the tank or cage or requisite apparatus? Is there a maximum limit on the gift pet’s lifespan?It’s a wild and wacky episode that...
2025-06-1746 minPremeditatedParenthood v. Open Mouth Kissing (with Haley OC) - EP027Human parents. The things that everyone, except Mork and Kyle XY, have. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re the reason we all exist. But we’re all (biological) adults now. And adults kiss. So…wait, are you saying? Should we be smooching our parents? Cheek, lips or tongue, our dear friend and future White Sox manager Haley OC has a ruling for each part of the face. She lays a lip-smacking legal smackdown on modern parenthood.How long of a kiss is too long? What age is too old for a cheek pinch? If you’re in E...
2025-06-0331 minPremeditatedBreakup Texts v. IRL (with Jenny Zigrino) - EP026Look who’s still here! It’s Jenny Zigrino, the queen of the bicoastal breakup. This week, Los Angeles’ avoidant nature comes face to face with a New York attitude. We all know that relationships don’t last, but how do you handle that awkward dismount? Should you flick your boyfriend’s forehead, just slap the guy, or send a quick text? Should you even tell your partner that they aren’t the one, or let them figure it out on the internet? Are these questions pathologically unkind? Find out this week!Hosted by...
2025-05-2734 minPremeditatedGrocery Trips v. Clipboards (with Lizzie McGroder) - EP025America, listen, parking lots are getting hectic y'all. You ever tried to "swing by" Trader Joe's on a Sunday morning? You ever backed into a fly-away shopping cart? And that's all before you have to wade through the ocean of clipboards guarding the door!It's all too much handle, unless your name starts with an L and ends in an izzie McGroder. The legend herself (@scootermcgroder) swung by the Premeditated law offices to drop off her latest legislative measures on Solicitor Interactions.Is it okay hug them? Should the whole process be...
2025-05-2030 minPremeditatedElevator Companions v. Jenny in Apt 3B (with Jasmine Elist)Ding Dong! No, it’s not the death of the Wicked Witch. It’s the arrival of the elevator at a non-schedule floor.But, oh poop! Someone’s trying to get on!Act Quick! Do you:A) Hammer Door CloseB) Heroically throw your arm in between the Jaws of DeathC) Pretend to do a NYT mini crosswordD) Offer your fellow rider a Laffy TaffyThis week’s leather dossier was brought to our desk by the undisputed first chair cellist, Jasmine Elist (@jasmineelist), who gr...
2025-05-1338 minPremeditatedBoots v. Fur (with Haley OC)A crisp autumn breeze on your face. Your hands warmed by a foil-covered casserole dish. Anticipation of spending quality time with friends fresh on your mind. The front door opens, you step into the foyer, a friendly Labrador wags their tale in greeting…but wait, would you mind removing your shoes?Record scratch. The scene freezes. It’s time we get the lawyers involved. Enter HALEY OC (@MILFWEEED). She’s got two thumbs, a pending insurance card and a J.D. in Social Law and Potluck Etiquette. This week on an ALL NEW Premed...
2025-05-0643 minPremeditatedDaddy's Nails v. The Kitchen TableOoooh boy, we may have stepped in it on this one. There are picketers outside the courthouse! Our gavels are in hot water!No need to schedule your manicurist this week, Judges Neil and Graham are here to settle all your nail care needs. We take an archeological trip through human history to search for one reason why witnessing fingernail trimming is gross.Is our own mortality? Is nail the same stuff as hair? It's just the boys and our keychain trimmers on an all NEW PREMEDITATED.
2025-04-2932 minPremeditatedSocial Prattle v. Should We Tattle (with Jenny Zigrino)Oh gossip, that ancient pleasure.A victimless crime... right? Right.This week we’re joined by Jenny Zigrino to dig into the social laws on hot, juicy gossip. Together, we can make America gossip again, and spill the proverbial tea into the Boston Harbor. Is it only okay if it’s about someone your gossip partner knows? Can the courts institute men-in-black style gossip forgetting technology? Does Jenny have a power kink?All of the questions that you didn't think would get asked are getting answered, this week on Premed...
2025-04-2229 minPremeditatedA Person's Birthday v. A Cat's Desire (with Danielle Shvartsman)What’s an excuse to party but not quite as special as your birthday party? That’s right. Someone else’s birthday party. And what’s more complicated than Italian physicist Gabriele Veneziano’s string theory? When your friend doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday but you think that deep down they may want you to actually do something but they don’t want to have to ask you to do something!!! Right again!The good men at the law offices of Premeditated welcome back their all-time favorite barrister, DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi), to make a ruling on wh...
2025-04-1545 minPremeditatedWedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle Shvartsman)At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and more.For our debut video episode, we had to get a BIG STAR. So we skipped on down to the courthouse and dragged DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi) away from her current case where she's suing public schools for banning...
2025-04-0837 minPremeditatedGrandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry (with Will Smart)We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth!Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten social laws.Our good good friend, Will Smart, hops over the jury bench to help Neil and Graham settle on a...
2025-04-0140 minPremeditatedFriends v. FIFO (with Mudslide)You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends?On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how often we should hang with our peripheral friends. Yes yes, your best friends are your best friends, and you'll hangout with them whenever, wherever. But what about the friends you only...
2025-03-2527 min2025-03-2400 minPremeditatedCross Walking v. Cross Waving (with Ben Cassil)Okay, sure, there's some established laws regarding pedestrian rights. But...do we believe them? Do we adhere to them on 100% of our little strolls around the neighborhood? Unless you're some kind of boy/girl scout (nerd!), probably not!On this episode of Premeditated, co-judges Neil & Graham enlist the help of dear friend and litigator Ben Cassil to put some rules between those horizontal white lines most people call "crosswalks".Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil ZumwaldeGuest: Ben Cassil (@bencassil)insta: @premeditatedpod
2025-03-1832 minPremeditatedLine Make Out v. Line Make Joke (with Kristin O'Grady)We've all been in a line (or on a line, if you're an East Coast Crusty). It's one of life's unavoidable occurrences. Death, taxes and lines. And YET, the corrupt US Government continues to leave lines as lawless as the 1800s Western Territories. For too long people have been crossing the line when it comes to being in one! That ends now! It's time for Premeditated to save the day. Join Neil, Graham and their Disniest Adult friend, Kristin O'Grady, as they toe the lines of line etiquette. Our brilliant minds come up with the 3...
2025-03-1132 minPremeditatedTerritorial Eaters v. Can I Have a Bite (with Mudslide)Let's say you go out to eat with friends. Let's also say these friends order appetizers with the full intention of ordering a entrée later. What if they raised the steaks higher and suggest that you all order 'Family Style'?What do we do here folks?! Even if sharing food is your thing, how is a table of 3 supposed to split an order of 8 cream cheese lumpias???!!!Horror scenes such as the above are happening all around our country. And they're going unchecked and unregulated....Until NOW.Join Neil, Graham and their bes...
2025-03-0431 minPremeditatedMen v. HugsImagine you're a member of a family.Imagine you're a man.Imagine you encounter another man. There is no decision more dangerous or more rewarding.What NOW? Do you extend one arm? Right or left? Both up high for a double high five? Should you put both arms out and say, "Up!"And IF you commit to the hug, do you remain firm, pull away or linger? Do you back pat or back SLAP!Tune in this week for male, inter-family displays of affection! On an ALL NEW Premeditated!
2025-02-2522 minPremeditatedState of California v. resy.com (with Ben Messmer)Should we, as citizens, make reservations? And if so, should we be offered a little grace with respect for punctuality? Also, panthers aren't animals. Our guest, Ben Messmer, brings an intriguing case file that promises to tickle your sleuthing fancy and leaves us pondering the depths of dining etiquette. From sharing stories about Michelin-starred adventures to debating the merits of spontaneity versus planning in restaurant reservations, we explore the vibrant world of fine dining.What about the absurdity of technology in customer service, conjuring images of buzzing trays and square vibrators. As always, there's a he...
2025-02-1824 minPremeditatedHallmark Cards, Inc. v. Dept. of SanitationHow long should you wait before you throw away a card? Consult the rules, before you offend your loved ones.Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwaldeinsta: @premeditatedpod
2025-02-1125 minPremeditatedHumble v. Brag (with Ben Cassil)Ever felt the need to celebrate a personal victory without sounding like a show-off? Join us for a captivating ride with the ever-entertaining Ben Cassil, The Disruptor. Tune in for a parasocial deep dive into a thrilling cold case brought to life by Ben.As we navigate the hardscrabble streets of Los Angeles, prepare for stories that merge the city's notorious surface-level personality with the glimmer of Hollywood ambition. From childhood car anecdotes to laugh-out-loud encounters at Gelson's with a roommate and an unexpected brush with a budding Paramount star, our conversation mixes the allure of Tinseltown with...
2025-02-0426 minPremeditatedUnited States Postal Service v. Curious RoommateWhat would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surprise class action lawsuit. Travel back to the enchanting days of snail mail, when the mailman was as magical as Santa or the tooth fairy. We revel in the nostalgic joy of sending and receiving handwritten letters and gifts. We muse o...
2025-01-2819 minPremeditatedIndecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Kyle Taksar)Ever wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected case file and ponder the justice system's abject failures.Picture this: a night out at the Cheesecake Factory with the endless battle of choosing between wings and rings. Our waiter, Pierre, helps navigate the extensive menu and the blight o...
2025-01-2126 minPremeditatedCouples v. Conversation (with Tess Sorensen)The doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY!Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare.Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected case study, prompting us to reflect on our own experiences as both victims and perpetrators in group conversations. As the episode unfolds, we transition into a lively discussion with Jamie, Other Jamie, Barry, and friends...
2025-01-1422 minPremeditatedBottle v. Bathroom (with Jacob Grun)Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride.As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of communication and consent, even amidst bladder emergencies. We navigate the fine line between thrill-seeking and going too far, using some outrageous scenarios to illustrate the point. Whether you're in it for the laughs, the practical tips, or...
2025-01-0818 minPremeditatedCheckout Flagrancy v. Marriott BonvoyEver found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy move or a moral misdemeanor, to personal tales of less-than-luxurious stays featuring Florida bugs, body bugs, bed bugs, and inventive ways to stay warm in NYC, this episode has it all.If you've ever felt a pang...
2024-12-3120 minPremeditatedLeft Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly)In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane.The speed limit isn't the only thing being exceeded! We take comedy to new heights. We do what no lawmaker or politician has ever dared to do, we close the case on where civilians should drive and at...
2024-12-2422 minPremeditatedElevator Conversation v. Body PositionEver found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and the silent codes we subconsciously follow in the small metal boxes we ride up and down.Tune in for a moment of reflection as we untangle the unwritten rules that bind us in everyday scenarios. Neil and Graham guide you th...
2024-12-1713 minPremeditatedOne Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen)Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we explore travel etiquette with a comedic twist. From playful banter to candid confessions, we dissect the unwritten rules that keep travelers on their toes, often leading to uproarious moments amidst the chaos of boarding gates and narrow jet bridges.But that's just the t...
2024-12-1020 minPremeditatedSoiled Denim v. Regular WashingIn this gripping inaugural episode of Premeditated, hosts Graham and Neil dive into an investigation involving two college students caught in an unsettling dispute. One believes that denim, of all things, magically cleans itself, while the other is rent utterly aghast by this claim.As Graham and Neil uncover the case files of their friendship, they unravel the tensions that escalate from a seemingly trivial debate about laundry habits into something far darker. Is this a case of simple misunderstanding, or is there something more sinister lurking beneath the surface, and in the freezer?Join us as we explore...
2024-12-0518 min