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The Screen ProtectorsS2 E14: Knives Out (Movie review of the 2019 film starring Ana de Armas, Daniel Craig, and Chris Evans)The game is afoot! And by game I mean podcast, and by podcast I mean The Screen Protectors! In this episode, Stephen and Graham dig in to one of our favorite mysteries to ever hit the big screen.Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-04-2354 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E13: Galaxy Quest (movie review of the 1999 film starring Tim Allen, Siguorney Weaver, and Alan Rickman)By Grabthar's hammer... you shall listen to this episode! Stephen and Graham beam aboard the NSEA Protector and dive deep into one of their all-time favorites: Galaxy Quest! Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-04-021h 09
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E12: Waterworld (movie review of the 1995 film starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper)Grab your pool noodles and your favorite seaman because Graham and Stephen are inviting you into the splash zone for this week's episode...WATERWORLD! We find out if dry land is a myth, learn how to drink our own pee and discuss the Mariner's mutation 'down under' in our most moist episode yet. So enjoy a tall glass of Waterworld!Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-03-1850 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E11: Oppenheimer (movie review of the 2023 film starring Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt and Robert Downey Jr.)We're back for another explosive episode! Stephen and Graham will blow you away as they dismantle this Oscar nominated treat. So send your children to their new parents, cozy up to your bestest commie and let's traverse the world of Oppenheimer! Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-03-0459 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E10: When Harry Met Sally (movie review of the 1989 film Starring Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal)I'll have what she's having, but only if she's having a brand new, totally on-time episode of The Screen Protectors! In this one, Graham and Stephen are joined by Olivia, our rom-com expert, as we tackle one of the big ones... When Harry Met Sally!Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-02-191h 00
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E9: 'Alien' vs 'Predator' (1979 & 1987 films starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers)We've pulled together another good bout for a versus episode today! Graham and Stephen each pick a side and defend the honor of their fair monster lass. Graham won the previous foray by default so Stephen is looking forward to some vengeance in this one. Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-01-291h 07
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E8: Office Space (movie review of the 1999 film Starring Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston)Has anybody seen my stapler? And by stapler, I mean podcast. Steven and Graham talk about the 90s cult classic and they share some Office Space anecdotes of their own.Follow us on X: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-01-1654 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E7: The Truman Show (movie review of the 1998 film starring Jim Carrey, Ed Harris and Laura Linney)Come take a peek with Graham and Stephen this week into the interesting life of Truman Burbank! Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2024-01-0158 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E6: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (movie review of the 1971 film starring Gene Wilder and Peter Ostrum)Another Episode from The Vault! Graham and Stephen take a bite out of this tasty little episode as they navigate the twists and turns of this delightful classic. Released to coincide with the new Wonka movie. So grab the nearest Loompa, your golden ticket and your favorite grandparent and enjoy the ride! Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2023-12-1859 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E5: Olympus Has Fallen vs. White House Down (2013 films starring Gerard Butler, Channing Tatum, and Jamie Foxx)Wake up honey, bad guys have taken over the white house. Twice! Graham and Stephen have some thoughts. Check out this special versus episode of the Screen Protectors, and let us know who won the debate!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2023-12-051h 01
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E4: Independence Day (movie review of the 1996 film starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pulman and Vivica A Fox)This week we're pulling one out of The Screen Protectors Vault! Over the break we recorded a handful of episodes. This is the first of those treasures and it's a doozy, Independence Day! Join Graham, Stephen and Jason as we get spacey without the Kevin and party down with some of the best designed aliens in film (according to Jason). Welcome to Earth!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2023-11-201h 12
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E3: X - Pearl [Double Feature] (movie review of the 2022 film starring Mia Goth, David Corenswet and Jenna Ortega)It’s a Screen Protectors first DOUBLE FEATURE post Halloween extravaganza! Join Stephen, Graham and guest protector Olivia Maxwell as we weave ourselves into the tangled web of A24’s ‘X’ and it’s prequel ‘Pearl’. Grab your bestest scarecrow, cuddle up your coziest nude geriatric and work on your darndest smile, we’re in for a wild ride in this one.Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2023-11-081h 12
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E2: Superbad (movie review of the 2007 film starring Michael Cera and Jonah Hill)Come and snag a peek at these warlocks! Join Graham and Stephen as they navigate the high school party scene in this raucous R rated episode. We even left some room in there for our Dad to comment from his car. Season 2 is off to a great start!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2023-10-2348 min
The Screen ProtectorsS2 E1: Pretty Woman (movie review of the 1990 film starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere)The moment you’ve all been waiting for…SEASON 2 of THE SCREEN PROTECTORS!!! After a lot of life changes we’re finally back and excited to talk about movies with you. To kick off the new season we’ll be talking about one of the greatest rom-com’s of all time... Pretty Woman! Join Graham, Stephen, and special guest Olivia Maxwell as we dive into the seedy underbelly of the 90’s LA prostitution world. As always.. Stay Protected!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_prote2023-10-1059 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E22: The Rock 25th Anniversary (movie review of the 1996 film starring Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery and Ed Harris)Don't get stuck between the rock and a hard case this week...The Rock! Graham and Stephen get villainous this week talking about one of Michael Bay's best films. In this 25th anniversary special we talk about it all, the explosions, the scenery, the heartfelt haircuts and of course you'll hear our best Sean Connery impressions. We may also have a great idea in here for a film starring Tom Holland as Graham and Hugh Jackman as Stephen. So tune in and enjoy the ride!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen P...2021-06-071h 02
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E21: True Lies (movie review of the 1994 film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis)This week on The Screen Protectors you're going to want to stand up and beg for buttermilk because we're talking about True Lies! Graham and Stephen talk about one of James Cameron's funniest action flicks. We finally decide who is better Arnold or Stallone, decide what our cover jobs would be as secret agents and Graham puts on a show with one of the most memorable Arnold impersonations out there. Let us know what you think on our social media: Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on...2021-05-241h 04
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E20: Twister 25th Anniversary (movie review of the 1996 film starring Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton and Cary Elwes)Careful you're not blown away by this week's episode, the 25th anniversary of...Twister! Jason and Stephen get sucked in to this whirlwind adventure, weather they want to or not. Get your hepatitis shot and tune in. Check out our social media and let us know what are your favorite weather or disaster movies? Can Bill Paxton pull off being a leading man? Does Jason know the difference between a hurricane and a tornado? Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-05-101h 01
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E19: Napoleon Dynamite (movie review of the 2004 film starring Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez)Pedros and Ligers and tots oh my! This week Stephen and Jason talk about the surprise phenomenon, Napoleon Dynamite! If you can throw a pigskin a quarter mile, have skills in magic and bow hunting or just love a good boondoggle then tune in this week for another rousing episode. Check out our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-04-261h 08
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E18: Dawn of the Dead (movie review of the 2004 film starring Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames and Jake Weber)When there's no more room in hell...the dead will walk the earth. This week we're talking Dawn of the Dead with Wyatt, Stephen and introducing in his screen protectors debut Jason Reeves! We dive right into the viscera and gore and discuss what's on all our minds: Is Zack Snyder a good director? Is that Phil Dunphee? and are we being watched by ZAnon? Find out all these answers and more this Monday morning. Visit our social media and tell us what you think and tell us what your favorite zombie movies are.Check out our...2021-04-121h 16
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E17: P.S. I Love You (movie review of the 2007 film starring Gerard Butler and Hilary Swank)Dear Listeners, This week we will be delving into the heart. Into the soul. Nay! Into P.S. I Love You! Wyatt, Graham and Stephen head over to the Emerald Isle and tug at some heartstrings in this one. Grab your bonniest lass or your brauniest lad and listen in to Graham's second favorite movie (Cocktail is his first). If you could choose the way one of the letters would be sent, how would you do it? Skywriting? Leprechaun? Let us know on our social media: Check out our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectors2021-03-291h 15
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E16: Dumb and Dumber (movie review of the 1994 film starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels)This week we're going someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine, and the beautiful listeners instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano. We're headed to a little place called Dumb and Dumber! Wyatt and Stephen take this cross country trip together talking about their favorite comedy of all time. Take your laxatives and join in!Check out our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-03-151h 10
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E15: The Lighthouse (movie review of the 2019 film starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson)Much like Triton, Stephen and Graham really "strike" up a good conversation in this ocean themed episode of The Screen Protectors. Can they stay sane trapped in this podcast together for over an hour?Check out our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-03-041h 10
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E14: The Silence of the Lambs (movie review of the 1991 Valentine's Day classic starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster)Warm up some fava beans and get out your best Chianti, we're talking about a killer movie this week! The Silence of the Lambs! Wyatt and Stephen tuck it back and verbally dance their way through this Valentine's Day classic on it's 30th anniversary.Check out our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-02-151h 07
The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E7: The Little Things (No spoiler movie review of the 2021 film starring Denzel Washington, Jared Leto and Rami Malek)Sometimes you just have to enjoy the little things. Like enjoying The Little Things with Wyatt and Stephen. We're doing a little thing called a no spoiler review this week so come check it out! Let us know what you think about the movie on our social media:Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-02-0832 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E13: The Incredibles (movie review of the 2004 film starring Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter and Jason Lee)Get on your new super suit and leave off the capes, this week we're talking about The Incredibles!! Stephen, Wyatt and introducing in their Screen Protector debut, our very own 3D animator, Oakey! We kept this one PG for the kids. Is this the greatest 3D animated movie ever? Is it better than movies like the Avengers or the Dark Knight? Can we find a way to annoy Graham even though he's not here today? Tune in to find out. Check out Oakey on their twitter @oakeymationsFollow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on...2021-02-011h 14
The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E6: Wonder Woman 84' (No spoiler movie review of the 2020 film starring Gal Gadot, Kristin Wiig and Pedro Pascal)Life is good...but it can be better! If you check out this weeks mini episode of our no spoiler review of Wonder Woman 84'! Wyatt and Stephen discuss whether this sequel meets the expectations set by its' predecessor or falls flat on it's face. Let us know what you think on our social media: Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-01-2524 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E12: Face/Off (movie review of the 1997 film starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta)Put on your action hats! Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt "face off" in this episode of The Screen Protectors. Hope you like peaches...Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-01-181h 06
The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E5: Best of The OfficeBears, beets, best episodes of the Office! Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt each list their top three episodes of the beloved mockumentary The Office, starring Steve Carrell, John Krasinski, and Rainn Wilson. Did we miss any? Give us a follow on social media and let us know!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-01-1139 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E11: Midsommar (movie review of the 2019 film starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor and Will Poulter)Get on your best bear suits this episode is a real barn burner! Graham, Stephen and special guest star Ward Jolles drink their menstrual wine and munch on their pubic sandwiches in this first episode of 2021 Midsommar.Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2021-01-041h 14
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E10: Elf (movie review of the 2003 film starring Will Ferrell, James Caan and Zooey Deschanel)The best way to spread Christmas cheer is... listening to The Screen Protectors' 10th episode Christmas Spectacular! Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt travel through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gumdrops, and then, through the Lincoln tunnel with everyone's favorite Christmas character: Buddy the Elf!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-12-211h 01
The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E4: Fatman (no spoiler movie review of the 2020 film starring Mel Gibson and Walter Goggins)Ho Ho Hold the phone is that Mel Gibson as a gun toting , whiskey drinking, bad-ass Santa Clause??? Why yes it is! Listen in this week as Wyatt and Stephen give their no spoiler review on the new Christmas favorite 'Fatman' starring Mel Gibson and Walter Goggins. Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-12-1429 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E9: My Best Friend's Wedding (movie review of the 1997 film starring Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz and Dermot Mulroney)Your prayers have been answered... the guys go rom-com! Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt talk My Best Friends Wedding starring Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz and Rupert Everett.Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-12-071h 01The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E3: Best Christmas MoviesStephen and Wyatt get in touch with their inner Christmas spirit in this one! We talk about what we think are the greatest Christmas movies of all time. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Is Elf the best Christmas movie of all time? Are Wyatt and Steve grinches? Find out all this and more in this week's episode!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-12-0131 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E8: Hereditary (movie review of the 2018 film starring Toni Collett)Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt "summon" up the courage to review Ari Aster's hit horror flick, Hereditary, in this episode of the Screen Protectors. Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-11-231h 10The Screen ProtectorsMini S1 E2: Tom CruiseA clash of the titans! Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt battle it out over the age old debate: Is Tom Cruise the man? Follow us on social media to let us know what you think! Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-11-1625 min
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E7: Daylight (movie review of the 1997 film starring Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman and Viggo Mortensen)Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt dive deep for this one... If you like bad action movies, 90's movie trivia, or borderline offensive Sylvester Stallone impressions, this episode is for you!Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-11-091h 11
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E6: Garden State (movie review of the 2004 film starring Zach Braff and Natalie Portman)Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt go indie! I hope you're ready to get existential... because the guys get real in this episode of the Screen Protectors.Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-10-261h 08
The Screen ProtectorsS1 E5: Se7en (movie review of the 1997 film starting Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey)Graham, Stephen, and Wyatt partake in the deadliest sin of all... spoiling the movie! Much like the thriller, this episode is not for the faint of heart, so strap in! (We really should have made this our 7th episode, huh...)Follow us on Twitter: @TSProtectorsFollow us on Facebook: The Screen ProtectorsFollow us on Instagram: the_screen_protectors2020-10-121h 10