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The Worst Show on EarthCard Battler Battle! Anime Quarantine #4Own the Zone™ and Raise the Flag™, media masochists! It's Anime Quarantine time again, and Murphy and Alex focus on the blessedly non-ecchi card battle genre! "Duel Masters" teaches us that you can't spell "cheating" without "chi", but how many timelines does a show need to truly explore a Magic: The Gathering ripoff? "Future Card Buddyfight" asks us to "luminize", but should that 10 foot tall dinosaur really have a crush on that 12-year-old? And should a 13-year-old really be entrusted with a flaming chainsaw sword the size of Tokyo Tower? All this plus two bonus rounds: The Amnesia Report and the...2021-04-0553 min

The Worst Show on EarthShe Makes a Ball of Bees | Tales of Morrissa #2How did Rex Cloud unlock the powers of the Daddy Sue Archetype? Will our trio of magical alien princesses discover the truth about sundials? What are bees doing outside? Would I come up with something this dumb? Find out as your favorite media masochists discuss episodes 2 - 5 of the straight-to-streaming Tales of Morrissa! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings thanks to The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW See our faces AND hear our voices on The...2021-03-2625 min

The Worst Show on EarthTurtle Butt Lens Flare | Tales of Morrissa #1The independent, direct-to-streaming series Tales of Morrissa purports to be about young ladies with superpowers attempting to unearth their mysterious origins… but it’s actually countless scenes of people sitting and talking inside suburban homes! But what is Rachel’s mysterious connection to the show, and is it enough to avoid the title of the Absolute Worst? See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings thanks to The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW See our faces AND hear our voices on The Demi Dozen, a Scion Second Edition TTRPG...2021-03-1938 min

The Worst Show on EarthNo Time to Time Travel in "Time After Time" (2017)Jack the Ripper steals H.G. Wells' REAL time machine and escapes to modern New York City. Wells gives chase, and wacky hijinks ensue... at least they would, if this were a film starring Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen! Instead, "Time After Time" is an hour-long drama from 2017 starring Freddie Stroma as Wells and Josh Bowman as Jack that aired on ABC for all of 5 episodes. Will our intrepid media masochists be able to withstand the mind-straightening dullness of a time travel show that refuses to time travel, or will this finally be the timeline where they discover the...2021-03-0545 min

The Worst Show on EarthHallmark Hanukkah! "Holiday Date" with Adam FeuerbergJust in time for Purim it’s our Chanukah special, and comedian Adam Feuerberg guest stars on a VERY special episode! What happens when you combine the problematic “hidden Jew” trope with a standard Hallmark Channel movie from 2019, and add a dash of Bruce Boxleitner? Something the whole family can’t enjoy — but we sure do make the best of it! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Adam’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/adamfeuerberg Adam’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adamfeuerberg Adam’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/adamfeuerberg 2021-02-191h 09

The Digital Graveyard21 - There's Only One Big DaveDisclaimer: Some Jokes aren't funnyFor the first time ever we recorded this week's episode in our new basement studio of the Digital Gravehouse. The FIRST Episode of 2021 is our twenty-first if you can believe it.Spoilers for this Episode: David Arquette is Wrestling now Graves has never played a Tomb Raider game How does the Joker find reliable people to hire? Are all cartoonists perverts? Jim Belushi is a weeb Oscar Isaac again The 14 foot long Model of David Hasselhoff from the Spongebob Movie has broken us! 2021-01-151h 03

The Worst Show on EarthThe Guitar is the Best Actor in "Van-Pires"The 90s were awash with shows designed to sell action figures to kids, but 1997's Van-Pires is the only one that may secretly feature an A-list celebrity! This CG/live action hybrid monstrosity was meant to roll out a whole line of toys... but did they ever deliver? Join Alex, Murphy, Rachel, and welcome back Tocci the Human IMDB to find out! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 2020-05-2950 min

The Worst Show on EarthThe Laziest Active Thing | Holmes & Yoyo #2The Bunco Squad returns to the scene of the crime by watching two more eps of 1976's "Homles & Yoyo". They were charmed by novelty before... but has the show's "secret police robot" premise started to rust? Plus, reader mail and another letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 "Fife and Drum", "Spring Thaw", "Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/2020-05-0245 min

The Worst Show on EarthIsekai Don't Wanna | Anime Quarantine #3Don't you hate it when you get trapped in your favorite video game? You usually end up surrounded by beautiful people who are mystified by your otherwise totally average self! Join Alex and Murphy as they explore the worst the "isekai" genre of anime has to offer. Will "Seven Senses of the Re'Union" (2018) leave them senseless? Will battling with "The Master of Ragnarok & Blesser of Einherjar" (2018) grant them entry to Valhalla? And which is worse?!? Plus, another letter from Tocci, the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www...2020-04-2549 min

The Worst Show on EarthThe Electro-Nipple | Holmes & Yoyo #1This week's terrible TV fare is 1976's "Holmes & Yoyo"! Starring character actor Richard B. Schull as Holmes and slightly more successful character actor John Schuck as the secret android Gregory "Yoyo" Yoyonovich, this series landed on TV Guide's list of the 50 Worst Shows of All time at number 33. Does it deserve the shame it gets? Alex, Murphy and Rachel find out, plus another letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Please forgive us for having a cricket in the...2020-04-1840 min

The Worst Show on EarthHarem-on-Harem Inaction | Anime Quarantine #2Alex and Murphy explore the cringe-inducing anime genre of "harem", where bland protagonists are surrounded by hot members of the opposite sex who are inexplicably attracted to them. But what are worse: male-centric harems or so-called "reverse" harems that are female centric? To find out, our intrepid hosts soldiered through "Rosario + Vampire" on the male side and "Amnesia" on the female side. Could they have possibly been charmed by these trashy romantic fantasies? Plus, another letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...2020-04-1259 min

The Worst Show on EarthMore Fun Than Sitting in Your Garage | My Mother the CarYou've heard about it on The Simpsons and Arrested Development, but is the notoriously high concept My Mother the Car (1965) really one of the worst shows ever made? Alex, Murphy, and Rachel tune in to find out, but instead get fascinated by old-timey remote controls. Plus, another Isolation Letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! We'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/ "Funeral March for Brass", "Olde Timey" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed u...2020-04-0334 min

The Worst Show on EarthAn Ecchi You Can't Scratch | Anime Quarantine #1We're all stuck inside with ample time to stream terrible TV, so Alex and Murphy did what all anime fans love to do: scream about how much they hate anime. In the inaugural Anime Quarantine, they explore the "ecchi" genre with 2016's "Keijo!!!!!!!!" and 2003's "Ikki Tousen". The depiction of women causes them to have physical revulsions! Plus, a quarantine missive from Tocci the Human IMDB, and a show so disgusting that it earned a Dishonorable Mention! We'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www...2020-03-2950 min

The Worst Show on EarthShows Rachel Vetoed: "Heil Honey I'm Home" & "The Brothers Grunt"Rachel couldn't join this time around and she was the only one with standards, so Alex, Murphy, and Tocci watched some truly awful TV. The first was a UK show from 1990 called "Heil Honey I'm Home". It's a sitcom starring... Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. If that weren't bad enough, we jump to 1995 animated MTV for the positively revolting "The Brothers Grunt"! Could it be that these could rival The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfieffer as the Absolute Worst?!? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at...2020-03-2046 min

The Worst Show on EarthJust Say Fish, Viva Laughlin!It took some digging, but we finally unearthed 2007's much-maligned "Viva Laughlin". With a cast including Hugh Jackman, Mädchen Amick, D.B. Woodside, and Anna Kendrick, you'd think there'd be something salvageable here... right? Cancelled after only two episodes had aired, could this musical/"comedy"/drama be worse than even Cop Rock? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci has joined social media! Follow him at https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/ CORRECTION: Murphy says "My Mother the C...2020-03-0639 min

The Worst Show on EarthThe Bath Salts of Syndication with Calder Holbrook | Baywatch Nights #3Astutely funny human Calder Holbrook joins us to try and make sense of the mid-90s syndicated non-sensation Baywatch Nights! On the docket are two serial killer themed episodes: "Deadly Vision" from season 1, and "Possessed" from season 2 -- and this time BOTH of them have supernatural angles! Check out Calder on WWrEcap! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wwrecap-the-5-minute-raw-recap/id1485043133 Follow Calder on Twitter @CalderHolbrook: https://twitter.com/calderholbrook We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. ...2020-02-211h 05

The Worst Show on EarthDieter, Pancho, Pebbles & Todd | Baywatch Nights #2The second installment of our Night & Day viewing of David Hasselhoff's "Baywatch Nights", where we watch one episode of each of the two seasons of the show, has some radical dudes and gill-ular dudettes. But a Wikipedia whoopsie may have given us more than we bargained for... or should I say less! Will all of us make it through "Bad Blades" and "The Creature"? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2020-02-0756 min

The Worst Show on EarthNeoprene Monsters and Spooky Skeletons | Baywatch Nights #1Next up, the syndicated mid-90s "Baywatch Nights"! No, not "Baywatch" -- "Baywatch Nights". Don't fret though, because it still has the franchise's biggest star: David Hasselhoff! The show made a serious shift in genre from season 1 to season 2, going from standard private eye stuff to supernatural shenanigans, so we're doing a good ol' "compare and contrast" to evaluate its entertainment value/crappiness. We're calling it the Night and Day viewing! The "Baywatch Nights" season 1 intro: https://youtu.be/mEEDr6Kwnyw The "Baywatch Nights" season 2 intro: https://youtu.be/W6JxMx1IKIQ We...2020-01-2445 min

The Worst Show on EarthChristmas Craptacular! The Star Wars Holiday SpecialIf you think Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker's marketing avalanche is bad, you clearly weren't around in 1978 when CBS debuted the Star Wars Holiday Special, never to air it again. Featuring almost all of the original movie's cast -- as well as The Carol Burnett Show's Harvey Korman -- our intrepid media masochists learn if it deserves its infamous reputation! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-12-2045 min

The Worst Show on EarthChristmas Craptacular! Hallmark Channel's "A Carol Christmas" with Cary KingdomThe holidays are here, and that means TV specials and a visit from everyone's pal Cary Kingdom! For today's pod, we're watching The Hallmark Channel's "A Carol Christmas" starring Tori Spelling. It's like Dickens' "A Christmas Carol", only with Gary Coleman and William Shatner. And also REALLY capitalistic. Follow Cary on Twitter at https://twitter.com/carykingdom We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-12-131h 01

The Worst Show on EarthEat Chekhov's Cannibal | The I-Land #3If a cannibal is mentioned, but never seen and never eats anyone, do they still scream when the simulation they live in is halted? This is one of the many questions Netflix's The I-Land never answers! Join us as we discuss the show's final two episodes ("The Great Globe Itself" and "The Dark Backward"), and compare it to other crap we've endured! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-11-2959 min

The Worst Show on EarthThe Murderers Can't Be Trusted | The I-Land #2While Netflix's The I-Land is not the Absolute Worst, it may have produced the Worst Single Episode ("The Insubstantial Pageant"). And then we watched two more episodes after that, with pretentious titles "Many Goodly Creatures" and "The Cloud Capp'd Towers"! This show's a pretty good time, honestly. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-11-1553 min

The Worst Show on EarthRage Nap | The I-Land #1Netflix has a new series that is purported to be the worst they've ever made... so perfect for our purposes! Dig into the first two episodes of the sci-fi mystery drama "The I-Land" on this edition of The Worst Show on Earth! We also have a new email address for the show! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-11-0143 min

The Worst Show on EarthMary Todd Lincoln is FAT | The Secret Diary of Desmond PfiefferThis one broke us a little. Could it be that 1998's "The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfieffer" starring Chi McBride has unseated Cop Rock for being the Absolute Worst? Find out if this Civil War-set "comedy" has what it takes to be The Worst Show on Earth! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-10-1834 min

The Worst Show on EarthLidsville #2: Kidsville (with Real Kids!)Hang onto your hats! In a very special episode, we interview real live kids to see what they think of Sid and Marty Kroft's Lidsville -- a show older than their parents! And then those parents ALSO SPEAK! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-10-0425 min

The Worst Show on EarthI Do Remember Beast Wars | Game Over #2BUT WAIT! We have a new challenger! Game programmer and friend of the pod Sean Stathatos is our special guest as we trudge through the remaining three episodes of Game Over. Anger abounds as the show sinks to even lower depths and strays further and further from its premise! You can watch a trailer for Towers, the game Sean's working on, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpW-q23nzFY We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com ...2019-09-2059 min

The Worst Show on EarthNothing Comes of the Uranium Monkey | Game Over #1Time to crack open a fresh new hell -- I mean series! -- for our four compatriots! Will the video game-themed CG sitcom Game Over featuring Patrick Warburton, Lucy Liu, Rachel Dracht and Artie Lange be a contender for The Absolute Worst? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-09-0639 min

The Worst Show on EarthTricks Are for Lids | Lidsville #1Controversy is afoot in this installment of TWSOE! We tune in to the Sid & Marty Kroft bizarro living cartoon "Lidsville", but not everyone thinks this is even in the running to be on the show. Could this world of terrible hat puns really qualify as "good television"? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-08-2340 min

The Worst Show on EarthAutopsy of a Series | Cop Rock #5It was the first show to break us... but surely it won't be the last! In a special capstone installment of TWSOE, Matt, Rachel, Alex, and Tocci dissect just what it was about Cop Rock that makes it the Absolute Worst. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-08-0931 min

The Worst Show on EarthThe Baby Merchant | Cop Rock #4Is "A Three-Corpse Meal" the episode of Cop Rock that finally tears us apart, even after all the anticipation surrounding the famous "Baby Merchant" song? Find out in this fortnight's pod! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-07-3038 min

The Worst Show on EarthLess Paperwork, More Whores | Cop Rock #3The gang tries to make sense of episode 3 of Cop Rock; the ineptly titled "Happy Mudder's Day", which features no filial relationships whatsoever. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-07-1237 min

The Worst Show on EarthLike a Sexist Twin Peaks | Cop Rock #2Take heed, gentle listener, as our brains get turned inside-out by episode two of Cop Rock: "Ill-Gotten Gaines"! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-06-2845 min

The Worst Show on EarthSing, You F*ckers! | Cop Rock #1Join Murphy, Rachel, Alex, and Tocci as they embark on a new odyssey: the much maligned (and deservedly so) Cop Rock! Will our heroes even be able to survive the pilot episode!? Did they like ANY of the songs? And who is the mysterious Baby Merchant? Find out in today's pod! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-06-1447 min

The Worst Show on EarthSealab 2525 | Cleopatra 2525 #5In the thrilling Cleopatra 2525 season one conclusion we debate outfits, discuss Bailey anatomy, and pay a genuine compliment to the episodes. Has the theme song finally brainwashed us, or is this show actually getting its s*$! together!? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-05-3144 min

The Worst Show on EarthKatie the Canadian Belts "The Ballad of Jay Clawson" | Cleopatra 2525 #4Katie the Canadian is back and this time she's got even less context for what's going on! We're approaching the season finale for Cleopatra 2525, and on this podcast we cover the episodes "Double" and "The Last Stand". One of them is the hands-down best episode we've watched so far, while the other is... probably the worst. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-05-1743 min

The Worst Show on Earth'Driff and Cleave with Katie the Canadian | Cleopatra 2525 #3Special guest Katie the Canadian! Murphy, Rachel, Alex, and Tocci welcome their first special guest to the pod with a double helping of Cleopatra 2525! They cover episode 9: "Perceptions", and episode 10: "Trial and Error". We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-05-0346 min

The Worst Show on EarthTracking Fluids on the Christmas Floor | Cleopatra 2525 #2In our second pod we dish on episodes 5 through 8 of Cleopatra 2525, and things really start to get weird with fluids. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-04-1951 min

The Worst Show on EarthScantily-Clad Corridors | Cleopatra 2525 #1On our inaugural podcast Matt, Rachel, Alex, and Tocci discuss the first four episodes of Cleopatra 2525. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci has joined social media! Follow him at https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/2019-04-1255 min

The Swedish TerminatorAn intolerable man (49) As fast as I saw him I understood that I wouldn´t like him. We were in a youth hostel on the west coast and wanted to take it easy in a calm environment. This gentleman was about 35-40 years old and he turned up with his boys on the place where you have your food. The boys played with their mobiles while the father whistled. I didn´t understand why until his wife put out her head and cried: “I´m not a dog! I´ll come down when I´m ready”! This occurred several times and the couple se...2009-11-2202 min