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Cinema GuanoLife form, yes. Intelligent, noSurprise! We're back! A little of what's being going on (you'll hear more in the episode). Over the summer, one of our beloved meowscots, Memphis passed away after a prolonged stint in the hospital and it really hit me. Hard. It's been difficult to do much creatively and most of my creative energy has gone towards projects with Neighborhood Theater Group when I have it. I honestly wasn't sure about continuing with the show at all but, thankfully, my lovely partner and co-host, Crysta convinced me to keep going. So here it is, this month's episode where we screen 1984...2023-02-201h 26Cinema GuanoSeason 3, Episode 5: #TimeTwins We're back! After bouts with covid, extended food poisoning and (post recording) a car wreck that totaled Crysta's vehicle, we're finally able to release some new material. This week, we screen one of Greg's favorite 80's throwbacks, "Biggles Adventures in Time" (1986).As an additional note, Crysta and Greg both had one act plays accepted for the upcoming "Bug Pit Summer Play Festival" August 4th - 9th! Look for more details coming soon. 2022-06-101h 50Cinema GuanoSeason 3, Episode 4: Born in the Gutter, End Up in the PortIn this week's date night episode, we screen City of Lost Children (1995) and name check Pushing Up Roses multiple times (janky Dorito eyes)! We really need her to do a tie in review of the video game adaptation of this one. 2022-02-061h 23Cinema GuanoSeason 3, Episode 3: Christmas Special!Happy Holidays! This year we screen the 1996 made for TV movie The Munsters Scary Little Christmas with special guests Kay Gray and Aaron Isett! Its sure to be creepy holiday fun (in more ways than one, trust us). 2021-12-241h 28Cinema GuanoSeason 3, Episode 2: Big Klown EnergyThis week, we screen the cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) with special guests, Neighborhood Theater Group stage manager Dawn Petersonk and ensemble member Maegan Murphy in the most fun episode we've recorded in ages!2021-11-241h 42Cinema GuanoSeason 3, Episode 1: Getting Your Money's WorthSeason 3 finds us divided on 2018's Book of Monsters with returning guests, Kay Gray and Aaron Isett!2021-11-1247 minCinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 12: You Are Officially On StaffIn the season 2 finale, we screen the 2021 Nicholas Cage vehicle, Willy's Wonderland with live human guests Josh Hamilton and Adam Sommerfield and many visits from meowscot Tully (she's responsible for any "boing" sounds you may hear this episode). 2021-10-081h 29Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 11: Transitions We're back! This week, we're screening 2020's "Ten Minutes to Midnight." You can watch the film for free on Tubi! Watch Ten Minutes to Midnight (2021) - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)2021-09-081h 50Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 10: It Only Gets Big When You Need ItThis week we screen 2007's "Big Man Japan" and have an intense discussion about Japanese comedy! You can watch the film free on Tubi. Watch Big Man Japan (2009) - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)2021-04-211h 52Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 8: The Short Film Special This week we're talking short films with Un Chien Andalou (1929) and The Sheol Express (2011). 2021-02-251h 58Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 7: Did I Miss the Kumbaya Circle?New year, new episode! We're screening 2015's "The Final Girls," possibly the first film Greg has ACTIVELY endorsed on the show!2021-01-302h 00Cinema GuanoSeason 2 Episode 7: We Help Each OtherThis week we close out 2020 in the only way we can, with the zombie Christmas musical Anna and the Apocalypse! 2020-12-261h 47Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 6: In a World Where Man Serves AntThis week, we screen 1974's "Phase IV," the one and only directing credit of graphic design legend Saul Bass. 2020-11-101h 50Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 5: HAGRID NOOOOOO!This week, we watch Krull (1983) with special guest, Adam Somerfield! A note on the episode, we tried recording a guest long distance for the first time via Discord and Craig and, while we picked Adam up just fine, there were some issues with the audio that was picked up on our end, leaving Crysta's audio clipped and cut off in some areas. We've done the best we can in post-production but it's far from our usual audio quality. We appologize and will continue to do our best to bring you top quality audio production in the future. ...2020-07-232h 10Cinema GuanoSeason 2 Episode 4: This Is My Gnome-stick!Quarantine episodes continue with the long anticipated Turbo Kid! Will it be everything we've heard? (Hint, probably not so much). 2020-05-231h 05Cinema GuanoSeason 2, Episode 3: Where's That Beard At?This week, we screen 2017's "Dave Made A Maze" in our shelter in place episode. We hope that everyone is doing well right now and look forward to getting having guest hosts again asap. In the meantime, you can watch "Dave Made a Maze" for free on TubiTv! https://tubitv.com/movies/518530/dave_made_a_maze2020-04-221h 31Cinema GuanoSeason 2 Episode 2: I'm Not Your Master, You're My WifeHope everyone's surviving their their quantines. This (pre-recorded) week, we screen Transylvania 6-5000 with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett! 2020-03-231h 20Cinema GuanoSeason 2 - Episode 1: PUT THE MASK ON NOWSeason two starts with the 1961 Canadian horror film, The Mask! 2020-02-141h 21Cinema GuanoEpisode 25: From The Land of the Original Santa ClausIn this week's date night episode, we screen "Rare Exports: A Cristmas Tale" (2010), the final episode of Cinema Guano season 1!. 2019-12-251h 15Cinema GuanoEpisode 24: I Was Kind of Surprised by the Lack of CannibalismEpisode 24 is live! This week, we screen Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!2019-11-211h 44Cinema GuanoEpisode 23: A Five Year Old on Pixie SticksThis week we screen House II: The Second Story (1987) with special guests Maegan Murphy and Aaron Dean! 2019-10-241h 59Cinema GuanoEpisode 22: Time For a Little Robot ChauvinismThis week we screen Starcrash (1978) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett. 2019-09-021h 09Cinema GuanoEpisode 21: Are You Eating It, Or Is It Eating You?Part II of The Stuff featuring special guests Josh Hamilton and Aaron Dean. 2019-06-2449 minCinema GuanoEpisode 20: Enough is Never EnoughIn our first two part episode, we screen The Stuff (1985) with special guests Aaron Dean and Josh Hamilton2019-06-111h 06Cinema GuanoEpisode 19: In The Heart, In The HeartThis week, we watch the final film from Vestron Pictures "Sundown: The Vampire In Retreat" featuring newly married guests, Kim Gray and Aaron Isett! Unfortunately we had a little audio difficult this week so please, forgive our rough cut episode! 2019-05-031h 17Cinema GuanoEpisode 17: It's a Real ZoomThis week, we screen Viscious Lips (1986) with special guests, Jae Feathers and Kylista Geiger! We appologize for any rattling you may hear in the background. We're testing out a new recording space antd accidentally picked up the windstorm outside (except when it's meowscot Tully's catbut. That's 100% her). Enjoy!2019-04-151h 32Cinema GuanoEpisode 17: Loc-Nar, Taarna, and a Massive Amount of Plutonian NyborgThis week, we welcome first time guest, Daniel Ghastin and screen 1981's "Heavy Metal." 2019-04-011h 03Cinema GuanoEpisode 16: Oh no!This week, Crysta and Greg screen the 2009 animated film, "A Town Called Panic." 2019-03-181h 01Cinema GuanoEpisode 15: I've Just Come To Tell You How Fabulous I AmThis week, we screen Shock Treatment, the "sequel" to The Rocky Horror Picture Show with guests, Kim Gray and Aaron Isett2019-02-251h 05Cinema GuanoEpisode 14: At the Whim of FateThis week, Kim Gray, Aaron Isett and your hosts let fate choose our film. She does not disappoint. 2019-02-061h 10Cinema GuanoEpisode 13: Things Have Come To PassThis week, alongside our guests Steven Jones and Tim Park, we screen Iron Sky (2012) whose sequel, Iron Sky: The Coming Race premiers this month! 2019-01-211h 09Cinema GuanoEpisode 12: Sleep DirtThis week, your hosts along with guests Aaron Isett and Jeremy Rahn watch the six episode serial film Stingray Sam (2009).2019-01-071h 05Cinema GuanoEpisode 11: Ho-ho-holiday Special (It's a visual pun, I'm sorry)Happy holidays, everyone! This week, we dive deep into 1985's "He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special."2018-12-2452 minCinema GuanoEpisode 10: Shatner Doesn't Fight The Goat!This week we screen Incubus (1966) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!2018-11-191h 25Cinema GuanoEpisode 9: Doozy of a DayThis week, we screen Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) with special guests Josh Hamilton and Adam Somerfield.2018-10-311h 13Cinema GuanoEpisode 8: Banned in Britain!This week, we watch the BBC film "Ghotswatch" (1992) with guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett, a film that was unofficially banned in Britain after its initial screening cause mass panic on Halloween night!2018-10-151h 09Cinema GuanoEpisode 7: #TeamHammerGuyWe screen "The Good, The Bad, The Weird," (2009) with special guests Aaron Isett and Steven Jones. 2018-09-181h 01Cinema GuanoEpisode 6: Things You See in a GraveyardThis week, we screen Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) with guests Kristin Anne Danko and Aaron Dean. 2018-09-031h 03Cinema GuanoEpisode 5: Date NightCrysta and Greg watch 2014's "Frank" in our first date night episode. 2018-08-2054 minCinema GuanoEpisode Four: Salutations From The Other SideWe screen the 1974 Brian De Palma film, "Phantom of the Paradise" with special guests Tom Hett and Kim Gray. 2018-07-241h 11Cinema GuanoEpisode ThreeThis week, we talk Escape From Tomorrow (2013) with guests Aaron Dean and Eric Hohnke!2018-07-131h 01
Cinema GuanoEpisode Two: #TeamsheepfetusWe watch Black Sheep (2007) with guest hosts Kim Gray and Jeremy Rahn!2018-06-2446 min
Cinema GuanoEpisode OneWe watch Hausu (1977) with guests, authors Kim Gray and Aaron Isett.2018-06-091h 14