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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieWe've Been GamingPeople have been clamoring for leftist Joes Rogan, and here come three of us when we're needed most to absolutely not talk about politics or current events. Love it or hate it, gaming is here to stay, and that means that HKIPGTD has finally become what it was always destined to be: a discussion of video games in a universe where Henry Kissinger is dead. Let's all smile together as we consider some things that we like for a change, with only a small digression about Dan Harmon's NFT sitcom. Featuring: Sam, Rook, and Elizabeth ...2025-06-071h 23

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieShrek's Dick Candle [POTENTIAL DISINFORMATION]Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what's happening in Rochester NY right now, but let's be honest, we had you at "windmilling a pissballoon." Edited by Val, who also thinks Joe Kennedy III sucks. Intro Music is Evil Men by the Taxpayers Outro Music is a bit cursed but based...2020-09-061h 11

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDig Doug Your Own Grave FordniteIn a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don’t worry! It’s still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!! (Note: alex says in the episode that she's going to throw it up on the patreon feed, but decided to put it in the main feed...2020-08-231h 20

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieA Period of Extreme ProblemHello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we're definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It's very stupid. Anyway, the Joe Biden song? I'm just going to retweet it instead of putting it in the episode. Also it's not a threat. Featuring Sara, Caroline and Matt. Edited...2020-08-171h 26

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieBernie Bros. 2: Markey Marks (Funky Bunch)Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website. Featuring Roy and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Yasuaki Iwata - Visitor Arrival 2020-07-3144 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieUCP On Margaret Thatcher's GraveWhat the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast. Due to some technical issues, Val’s audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies for that! Hosts: matt gamecube, val flightcub, alex leafcrunch (who also edited) Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Gary Jules - Mad World Koji Kondo - Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Theme 2020-07-141h 07

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieInstead of Beef Patties There Was Two Ninja StarsWe're back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they're good), the cops (they're bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they're tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz's very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue! Find links to support the Black Lives Matter at https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ Hosts: Matt and Sara, who also edited Music used Evil Men...2020-06-261h 17

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieFunny Guy Family MomentsWhat if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important. Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub who edited Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Batman Theme – Neal Hefti 2020-05-241h 05

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHashtag Silvercorp, AgainMatt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There's also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ladies – Fiona Apple Edited by Val 2020-05-101h 16

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOur First Milky PresidentAvengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week's Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country's party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean's nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson! Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at operationglad.io! Featuring: Sara, Matt, ScotMatt, alex 2020-04-291h 56

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Bad Yogi Bear Impression That I GetVal and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara's presidential bid as America's first ever business-lady President. Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as stated in the episode) Music used: The Impression That I Get – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Evil Men – The Taxpayers Edited by Val 2020-04-131h 01

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Entire Country Would Become The Damn JokerFolks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can't deny that soon we'll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they ne...2020-03-311h 15

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieCats (2019)In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are they dogs? Tune in to find out!Edited by Val.2020-03-291h 41

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieMaking the Money SadSocial distancing can't stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by Sara! Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Jeff Rosenstock – You, In Weird Cities 2020-03-1658 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDNC, The Ball's In Your Court, And It's Time To Play H.O.R.S.E.Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that's really just three mining companies in a trenchcoat? We'll take your lack of response as a yes. Hosted by Val, Matt, alex Edited by alex also Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes 2020-03-091h 15

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOur Date With SonicIn this week's snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the ongoing Wet'suwet'en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually. Hosted by Val and Sara Edited by Val Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Hall of Mirrors – Capercaillie (aka our very own ScotMatt! )2020-02-2546 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieTreeWrap% Tesla Speed RunHey folks! It turns out you didn't subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone's contents, courtesy of Tesla! Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in support of fossil capital. We love it! Relevant links shared on the Twitter but please follow @ricochet_en for updates on this one. Hosted by Sara, Matt (who edited), and Val. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men chelmico – Easy Breezy 2020-02-101h 10

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieI Am Once Again Asking You To Click LikeWhat ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now! For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute mark Hosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val Edited by alex Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Stormzy – Still Disappointed 2020-02-031h 19

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Day Detroit Became HumanThis week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don't like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B's own "please clap" moment. Hosted by Zoey, Sara, and Val who edited also Music used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersJeb Bush “Please Clap” Ringtone – spkheller 2020-01-271h 04

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDinero TargaryenLive from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It's alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they're sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn't feel so alone down there. It's just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presidential paper purveyor Parnas, your anti-favourite car clasping clam contraption, and more. We also solve Game of Thrones (the answer is Dinero Targaryen). Just goes to show, there's lots of time for solving...2020-01-2256 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieSome Macklemore NewsRejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don't worry, someone says "Peepee Poopoo Johnson" at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what Bitch McTurtle is up to, Matt Gamecube considers the dearth of actual left-wing media, and Sam saunters back into the podcast for a little round of the ol' Movieball! Music used:2020-01-141h 15

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieForesight is 2020Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and ValEdited by Val 2020-01-1227 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Peach Mint Podcast🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon's cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It's not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new ye...2019-11-271h 18

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieFamous Hockey RacistMatt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread. Featuring: Sara and Matt, who also edited. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus [Dogshit Big Structural Bailey Edit By Matt] 2019-11-151h 02

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieT Pose For The TroopsThis week we've got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone's least favourite voice actor. And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum! Featuring: Zoey and Roy Edited by Matt Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Foo Fighters – Miracle JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies 2019-11-101h 00

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOof, Just Heard About Cancel Culture. Softblocking Obama Now 😬This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who's peach, who's putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino's pizza, and more! A veritable who's who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!! Featuring: Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men OG Maco – Twelve Bricks 2019-11-031h 13

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieWho Drink Laura Cooper?This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover, AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday's newest single, Mama Economy. Music used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersTrain – Danny GonzalezMama Economy – Tay Zonday 2019-10-3052 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Northern Ireland ConundrumOriginally intended as a short segment on this week's episode, Matt's discussion with friend of the show Sarah ran long enough to release on its own. Sarah helps give us a simple primer on the history of a divided Ireland and just how badly Boris Johnson is fucking everything right up.2019-10-2936 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieEllen the GenerosityThis one's a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous's choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second one: it's letting them be kids! Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a funny cheese. Hosted by Sara and Val (making...2019-10-221h 08

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Canadian Federal HellectionHello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We also talk about polls a lot. Hooray, polls! Of note: Zoey's audio file had some connection issues, which were most prominent around 16 min and 24 min. There...2019-10-201h 15

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieGolf: The Corruption GameCanada's elections, presidential normal ones, cars, and thoughtcrime advertisements are all brought to you by the letter Q! Hosted by Matt and Val Edited by Roy Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Nickelback – Photograph (Pokemon GBA Soundfont Remix by Roy)2019-10-051h 13

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieNo To BoJoSara makes her triumphant return to HKIPGTD and regains her platinum "cohost with every host" trophy. Matt (Scottish) gives us the LoDo on BoJo. The Canadian election continues to happen and I appreciate the non-American hosts talking about it at all! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men 2019-09-291h 08

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Real Story Is Also ThatApologies for the confusion, the first version of this episode had some severe audio issues, so we took it down to re-edit. This is the final, fixed version, including 7 minutes and 29 seconds of content that was previously unusable. Little bit of an easy-listening episode this week, as we gather round to talk about other podcasts and try to remember which countries we're all actually from. Topics this week include: Trudeau's brownface uh-ohs, the bad state of political reporting, the worsening tension in US-Saudi-Iranian-Yemeni relations, and worst of all: more mueller report shit. We also talk about the...2019-09-201h 08

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Whip is InvolvedOne of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It'll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks about some stupidity in Canadian politics, Val gives us the rundown on the gross shit that happened at the Proud Boys's Straight Pride parade in Boston, and then Matt takes on the unenviable task of trying to explain what the fuck happened in UK...2019-09-091h 39

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieCould Be Big JoeOur usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do what the Alexes did and just sort themselves by capitalization preference? Will Val download Jeremy Renner, the Jeremy Renner app? Listen to find out the answers to some of those things, and more! Hosted by Val and featuring Matt (not GameCube)...2019-09-011h 05

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieCanada: Become GayBatten down the hatches, everyone – Matt got a soundboard. Amidst all the clips blasted out of his computer, alex leafcrunch and Val break down Bernie's Laborpalooza plan, Matt bargains for Greenland, alex falls down some stairs and experiences a heated podcasting moment, Tangerine Lemon proves the haters wrong, and Brooks gets softblocked. And also, Jair Bolsonaro is burning the Amazon rainforest. Featuring: alex, Matt, and Val Edited by Sara Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Dieter Reith – Flying Dragon 2019-08-251h 18

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieMy Friend, RacistIt's a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein's death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! Topics like the British government's anti-knife crime advertisements! You'll never guess where they put them unracistly. Tune in to find out, and don't forget to leave an acorn on your windowsill for your neighbour Racist [editor's note: i forgot the plot of my neighbour...2019-08-181h 20

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieReplace Every Cop With A Bus StopFolks! It's Democratic Debates…. 2! Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next. All relevant links have been put on our Twitter this week, except for the article about Centralia, PA, which can be found here. Featuring: Val, alex leafcrunch, Matt (who edited) Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men KN...2019-08-041h 17

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieRobert Mueller's Rat Meat ExoskeletonDemocracy dies in darkness, folks, if you're not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone's favourite federal judiciary power: Execution! Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Menずっと真夜中でいいのに。 – 『正義』Orville Peck – Turn to HateCollegeHumor – Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)2019-07-291h 20

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDown With The ClownHKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn't punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker's brother, Cary Booker, which took over conversation so completely that not even being mad about Game of Thrones Emmy's could dislodge it. At around 38 minutes, Caroline's mic exploded mid-sentence so we just picked up with a different...2019-07-191h 27

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DiePosting is Forbidden in the House of RepresentativesSorry this one's so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we're a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we're here to podcast! But more importantly, we're here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that's been on top of everyone's minds: what is up with everyone's 2020 campaign logo? We also get to the hard-hitting questions like "What games are Nancy Pelosi playing?" On top of that, Sara gives an impassioned plea, and Roy gives us an update on the Virginia governor. Lastly, wife of the show and burden of America Fallon joins us to talk a...2019-07-161h 05

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieShoes Are Trains For Your FeetAmerica was too busy popping off fireworks if you know what I mean (popping off fireworks) so it's kind of a Canadian one! We talk a lot about environmental justice and how it affects every aspect of our lives. Don't worry, we also talk about the communist Betsy Ross shoes and the political alignment of sandals. Featuring Matt and alex (whomst'd've'n't also edited) Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Plant A Tree Children Song For Baby | Earth Day | Arbor Day | Nursery Rhyme Song – Patty Shukla 2019-07-0956 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieNice.Nice. Featuring: Matt, Caroline, Sara Edited by alex Music: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Neil Cicierega – Pokémon 2019-06-301h 03

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieCan't Get Wet If You're WetAlternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number. Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t) Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks edited by alex Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Aquabats – Pool Party 2019-06-171h 28

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieWife MedalsFrom Virginia to Ontario, everything's fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year's Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo! Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men hjkl – ninefour 2019-06-0958 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDespite The Constant Negative Media E33On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it's our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn't have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation! Featuring...2019-06-0354 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey MouseMilkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis. At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don't @ him. Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited. Music Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kelis – Milkshake 2019-05-261h 02

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHey If There’s More If The Oceans Are More If There If The Water Get Tall Then Boat There’s More BoatMeltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more! Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men 2019-05-121h 17

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieSubway: It Gives You TittiesLauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl's latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya's case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford's cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, and the podcast vampire of Luminary Featuring alex leafcrunch and Lauren Edited by Patrick Music Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Burger King – #FeelYourWay Link to thread mentioned by alex about Doug Ford 2019-05-051h 13

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDirt for JaredDirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared. Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared. Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Cash – Hurt Dirt for Jared.2019-04-201h 01

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Hungy Games (2008 Novel)Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York! Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy! White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled! All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the week on Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die. Featuring: Sara and Roy Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Lit – My Own Worst Enemy 2019-04-1458 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieFuck You, Goku is RealSara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey's fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for refusing to join the IDF. WE STAN A STAN! Please send donations to N's charity of choice, the THE PALESTINE CHILDREN’S RELIEF FUND. Also lend your spirit power to Goku here. Featuring: Sara and Matt, with Alex in...2019-04-061h 29

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Waveform In The SandThis episode's mostly about Garfield! On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we're shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays. Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alex Featuring: Sam and Roy Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette 2019-03-3058 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieVeto O'ForkThis episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears. Featuring: Brooks, Alex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited) Music Used:...2019-03-1632 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieWomen Be AnthonyRemember the dress? Well, now it's for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we're red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week's Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme 2019-03-091h 00

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieSpider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Elvis Presley – Hound Dog 2019-03-0252 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieLittle Peepaw BernieAlex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana). Featuring: Alex and Josh Edited by Patrick Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men 2019-02-231h 40

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DiePokemon Black and White 3Folks! Matt's here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we're all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I'm sorry, I'm trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger's Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off. Featuring: Eden, Roy, and Sara Edited by and also featuring Matt. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Daft Punk – Get Lucky Mart...2019-02-081h 11

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieUnsolicited Dick Nixon PicHello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuff Featuring: Lauren, Roy, and Sam Edited by Patrick Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary 2019-02-021h 06

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieTeam America: World Police (2004 Film)Where were you when Donkey Kong said "trans rights"? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it's a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – Without Me 2019-01-2650 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDonald's Declassifed Government Survival GuideThe podcast's transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week's news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We're three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we're having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Mad About Me – Figrin D'an 2019-01-191h 27

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Purge 6: Joshua TreeBezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying "build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year." (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn't make a joke about "Josh"ua Tree. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name 2019-01-1100 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019A thankaroo from us to you. It's been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say "Thamk Yuo" While you're here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now Matt, for giving our show a place to call home Brooks and Eddy for providing the...2019-01-0412 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOne Point Seven DollarsIt's almost 2019, and it's time to reflect on the very normal year we've had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It's Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician's fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more. Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasumura, Motoko Kumai and Hidenobu Kiuchi 2018-12-281h 23

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieMom Boot Goofin'Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenting nipples from Tumblr at the hands of the bastar...2018-12-0857 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieZOBONEMAFOOAnother week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer's four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It's worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how's he gonna get out of thi- oh he's out? Ah, well, nonetheless. Featuring Sara, Caroline and Patrick Music used: Evil Men – Th...2018-11-301h 08

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHave you heard of Mario?Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president's new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangents Featuring Sam and Sara Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Signed, Sealed, Delivered – The California Raisins 2018-11-171h 02

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die1 Download = 1 PrayerThe young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk's (alleged) spending habits, RBG's recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin's resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a while. Featuring: Caroline, Eden, and Patrick Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Renee Elise Go...2018-11-1051 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieList of Good ShapesIn arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl's corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief's suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash? Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ludacris – Stand Up (feat. Shawna) Tumb...2018-11-031h 37

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieA Very Sharp KatanaLet's just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It's Halloween though, kind of, so that's something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie. Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea The Living Tomb...2018-10-261h 21

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDonald Trump's Oral PromiseWe're getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again. Featuring Zach, Alex, and Sara Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ...2018-10-191h 40

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieBig Dick SynergyWe're back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn't theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it's 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess??? Featuring Zach, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Between the Buried and Me – Ants of the Sky 2018-10-121h 04

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieBKIPGTDBoy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon Musk, because we needed something to feel good about. Featuring Caroline, Linus, Patrick, and Sam Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Gabriel Gundacker – Zendaya is Meechee Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-09-291h 15

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD Mailbag - September 2018Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym.Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-09-2633 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieAntz (1998 Film)I hope you like hearing about the Grinch's dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can't sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don't worry, we also talk about family-friendly things like other pauls for Name Manafort – wait. Hold on, let me start over. (CW: Lots of sexual assault talk in this one, from 4 minutes to 34 minutes in) Featuring Sam, Sara, and Patrick. Music used: The Taxpay...2018-09-211h 17

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThanks for Nothing, Cardi BThis week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it's just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we're joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt's original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B's failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO. Featuring: Lauren and Sam Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men David Og...2018-09-141h 18

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die50 First Bowls of ChiliWhat a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we've got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you'll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don't remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/. Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, an...2018-09-091h 20

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieMcCain Drinking A 40 In The Death BasketThis episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he'll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional. Featuring: Alex, Zach and Josh Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-09-011h 44

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieReach Into Your Local Trade UnionHere in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We're extremely online, just don't report us to Doug Ford! Featuring: Sam, Sara, Eden, Matt and Lauren Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Coup – The Guillotine Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-08-241h 28

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD Mailbag - August 2018Topics of discussion include: Pokemon, nihilism, the ethics of liking Rick and Morty and of course, Looker the cat.Featuring Eden, Sam and Matt.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-08-2120 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieLiterally About A DogCW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33 The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon's Wild Ride, Nazi's try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny president doing slurs and eating secrets, Aretha Franklin (Sad), Tom Perez (Mad), and Chris Hardwick (Bad). It's my first time editing so if anything sounds bad it was an artistic choice. Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Patrick Music used:2018-08-171h 28

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOur Man's SkyHappy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch. Featuring Lauren, Sara, Caroline, Sam and Matt. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The World Ends With You – Countdown: Final Day Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-08-111h 29

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieA Funny Picture of Donald TrumpBad news for the Republicans' intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week's episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George "Polite" Washington. Sorry they took all your blood. Featuring Evan, Josh, Sam, and Linus. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Epic Rap Battles of History – Superman vs. Goku Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-271h 23

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieJordan "Gollum 'Stitch' Smeagol" PetersonWe got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that's taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening to our podcast, HKIPGT Featuring Alex, Brooks, and Linus. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang (live) Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-201h 38

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD Mailbag - July 2018Topics of discussion include: Taco Bell depression, ComputerTalkChat, Mr. Peanut's name, TMG/TMBG Top 3s, Squenix vore, 999 is good and Sam is smart. Featuring Sam and Luna. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-1940 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieElon Musk's Cave StoryDisclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and chease. Featuring Luna, Lauren, Zach, Caroline, and Evan. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-141h 36

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Young Pope of Fox NewsThis scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast.Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, and Linus.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Alexa – Luis Fonsi – Despacito (feat. Daddy Yankee)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-071h 27

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieAn Awfully Hot Coffee PotI hope you're all ready for some freaking civility, because we're at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court's got you down, just remember there's one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger! Featuring Sam, Luna, and Zach. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – The Storm Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-07-011h 24

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieDental TootherismWhat's up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America's southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we're going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again. Featuring Matt, Sam, Linus and Evan. Relevant Links: The Bath Riots Dollop episodeRob Taxpayer on Patreon Music Used: The Taxpayers – "Evil Men" Ditty.It – "Pizza and Pasta Song"2018-06-231h 23

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieJeff Sessions, KKKeebler ElfWhat the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you're ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live broadcast of the Twitch Streamer Don't Say Slurs Challenge! This week, Alex confirms her psychic nature, Josh announces a retirement, Caroline recounts on her time as The Confederate Cinderella, and Lauren loses her entire fucking mind over paper un-shredders. Featuring Josh, Lauren...2018-06-161h 36

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD Mailbag - June 2018Topics of discussion include: LFO v. HKIPGTD, Citizen of the World Tony Hawk, soccer is destroying western civilization, Elon Mechs, salty milk and pennies, Todd's new game. Featuring Sam, Evan, and Alex. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-06-1148 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieCleaning Out the Spam BoxSorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It's been a week. But if you think that's going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don't know this podcast very well! This week: Linus's dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes the most shameful mistake of his life. Featuring Sam, Matt, Luna, and Linus. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Tim and Eric – Doo Dah Doo Doo 2018-06-091h 05

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieOntario Hellection (featuring Emma)Howdy fellow Canadians! If you're reading this, it's on or after polling day in Ontario and we're either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you're American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada's Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system! We had a couple of technical issues so we lost hosts over the course of the episode, just like how Doug Ford wants the province to run! HEYOO!!! Featuring Matt, Linus, Evan, Andi and special guest Emma! Music used:...2018-06-081h 44

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieFurrent Events (featuring Axel Lycan)This week on HKIPGTD, we have our first non-Lightbringer bonus episode! Axel, one of the hosts from over at Barking Points Memo, came on to talk about furry stuff with Lulu! Also, fandom outsiders Sam and Evan sat in for a complete learning experience. Join us as Axel confirms that furries do online better, runs a few Japanese ads, and helps us answer the ultimate question: how would a little pony hold a gun? Check out Axel on Twitter (@AxelLycan) and on Barking Points Memo! Featuring Luna, Evan, and Sam Music used:...2018-05-251h 20

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieHKIPGTD Mailbag - May 2018You wonderful weirdos keep giving us Patreon money, so here it is: our first monthly mailbag! Topics of discussion include sittin' in trucks, the good cat Looker, cursed Clinton shipping phrases, and gold-covered rich asshole food. Featuring Sam, Evan, Linus, Matt, and Lauren. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon 2018-05-0738 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieTRUST the PoliceThis week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady's football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.'s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino's (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny's sex positivity, and Valentine's Gay. CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00. Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Vide...2018-02-091h 29

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieMovieballWow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it's close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we're done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we're talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our old pal Sheriff Joe, commit illegal slander against James Damore, and formally welcome two of our podcasters to the white race. Featuring Sam, Matt, Alex, and Patrick. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Sleater-Kinney – Bury Our Frie...2018-01-121h 17

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieThe Hillary Clinton AmiiboIt's time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It's a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario's minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton's doin' Wage 'Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering's very own Pizzagate. The gang recaps Yu-Gi-Oh. Featuring the return of Luna and Lauren, as well as newcomers Zach, Josh and podcast celebrity Andi! Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme Song https://hkipgtd.tumblr.com/2018-01-051h 27

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieAn Increasingly Militarized BarrelHello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without 'em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, the benefits of fucking aliens and the leftist infighting over what colour Gumby is. Also somehow, they let us on iTunes and Google Play! Please water us with some nice reviews. Featuring Matt, Alex, Linus, Brooks and Eddy. Music used: ...2017-12-2956 min

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To DieSatanist ToddlersHello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It's not a threat, just a fact. Don't worry, we'll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don't want to go to prison. For our first episode we're mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes. Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and Lauren Music used: 2017-12-221h 25