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Taskmaster: The People's PodcastSpecial Guest - Hank and Katherine GreenFill your fists with confetti because it's time for another episode of Taskmaster: The People's Podcast. This week we have the wonderful, wondrous and weally weally nice Hank and Katherine Green on the podcast to discuss their superfanhood as well as bringing a newfangled thing called 'science' to dissect our tasks. We'll of course be discussing the new lineup and glutton for punishment Jack will be having a look through some recent criticisms and setting the record straight.Of course we have the champion of Taskmaster Head to Head Moments to exclusively reveal (if you don't...2022-12-0942 min
Delete This!Lookin' fr PANTIESKatherine and Hank talk to each other for an hour or so. 2021-11-1152 minDelete This!The Tooth FactoryIn which Hank tries to just bring the *best* of Twitter to Katherine and then immediately fails.2021-05-2634 minDelete This!Delete This: Oops All Drafts!!Let's take a trip down memory lane through the lens of the last few months of Hank's draft tweets. There are so many more than this, it's honestly astounding. Also, if you're reading this, we really like making a podcast together, we're just not entirely sure what to do, so once you listen through this, let us know if you have any ideas!2021-01-121h 05Delete This!S1E4: On The Ear Hair of a SwedeThis episode possibly contains my favorite task so far...and it DEFINITELY contains Katherine's LEAST FAVORITE task so far!2020-09-2842 minDelete This!S1E4: JOSH DESERVED ITTaskmaster hits its stride in this genius episode. Every task is better than the next and our contestants are thinking further and further outside the box. Also Romesh rubs hot sauce in his eyes, showing him to be, once again, the most dedicated contestant.2020-09-0946 minDelete This!S1E3: Everybody Boops RomeshRomesh gets his nose booped, these people are terrible artists, Tim Key is a genius, and Hank is bad at counting.2020-08-2554 minDelete This!S1E2: Josh Widdecombe with a KnifeRoisin's emotional intelligence shines in this episode, though her "asking Alex Horne a second question" intelligence does not. Tim Key brings a lot of surprises and Greg, unsurprisingly, misses the mark...at least according to...THE TASK MISTRESS!2020-08-1047 minDelete This!TASKMISTRESS 01 - How Do You Make Brown?Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat, that he is terrible at his job. Though, he is very tall. Little Hank Green is also here to judge Little Alex Horne, and he is judged absolutely amazing. 2020-08-0529 minDelete This!FINAL EPISODE? Roman Mars, Explain the Tiddy LampIn which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from person, woman, man, camera, tv, to the most terrifyingly designed bathroom in all of Montana.2020-07-2956 minDelete This!102 - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermelon explosions and krinchitos. 2020-07-1532 minDelete This!101 - Belon Busk and Banye BestThere are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about how the next few months of life in America are going to go politically, I'm really not interested in guessing anymore. Instead, let's talk about cats and books and broadway shows!!2020-07-0633 minDelete This!100 - Michael Bolton was in Snow DogsIn a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot about accountability into a different microphone because Hank broke the other one. 2020-06-3038 minDelete This!99 - a very small fireToday is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trouble.2020-06-1639 minDelete This!98 - The CheesecakeTwitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that. 2020-06-1036 minDelete This!97 - Chicken Dump TruckHank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased. 2020-05-2841 minDelete This!96 - Throat JerkyWe have entered into the portion of our parenthood when we cannot eat a treat without being interrogated for 45 minutes about the existence or non-existence of chocolate chips. Also, it is very dry in Missoula. Also, Hank made friend chicken and it went...ok we guess?!?!2020-05-1337 minDelete This!95 - Your Squid HoleHank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in public now. But also, we have to talk about the most liked Hank tweet of the entire DELETE THIS era...was it a bad idea? Yeah, probably. 2020-05-0542 minDelete This!94 - Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Pod Episode 1Hank and Katherine are Brady and Beverly the two new hosts of Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Podcast! They are also themselves and they would like to discuss medicine in Georgian England, hot Australian men, and who is and is not allowed to exaggerate the president's idiocy on Twitter.2020-04-2840 minDelete This!93 - The Baba Yaga's PillowGood lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsible quarantine purchases, Oliver North's sudden and unexplainable interest in Hank, and our vacation fantasies. 2020-04-2242 minDelete This!92 - WE NEED TULIPSJoe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.2020-04-1332 minDelete This!91 - The Ring ToeOH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This. 2020-04-0752 minDelete This!90 - THAT'S NOT A NOODLEEvery tweet these days is getting like 5x the engagement I expect...that makes me think we're ALL ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME. The good news is, that means we aren't watching Tiger King. Just kidding...everyone is watching Tiger King.2020-03-3139 minDelete This!89 - So...Katherine and Hank talk about Coronavirus a lot...almost entirely, honestly. But also there is BAT PEE!2020-03-2538 minDelete This!87 - Delete This Whole SituationHank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...2020-03-1847 minDelete This!86 - Eat Sleep Play LAX RepeatCoronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE.2020-03-0449 minDelete This!85 - Just Like MilkHank and Katherine discuss Iowa, some mistakes that weren't made, and DRINKS2020-02-1133 minDelete This!84 - NoopersSome mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large boulder the size of a very large jellybean, and Hank ENGAGED IN POLITICAL TWITTER and that is just not ideal.2020-02-0439 minDelete This!83 - The Worst Thing to do With a CookieWe're back...there were so many good tweets this week! Let's talk about hospital apologies, your boring toast opinions, and Captain Picard!2020-01-2751 minDelete This!XX - Explain Boobs to me More (LIVE in Atlanta!)Hank and Katherine discuss some very odd circumstances, play a twitter game with the audience, and meet Linda the Turkish dog!2020-01-1519 minDelete This!XX - A Trenchcoat Full of Goldfish (LIVE in Raleigh!)Hank and Katherine talk about Downeaster Alexa more, also we play a Twitter game LIVE WITH THE AUDIENCE which was really fun!2020-01-1417 minDelete This!XX - The Meet Cute (Live from St. Petersburg!Hank and Katherine discuss Goop, their meet cute, and coquina in front of a big crowd of rowdy Floridians!2020-01-1416 minDelete This!82 - sAVE tHe WoRLdWe say some things we shouldn't about YouTube ads and also we try to get to the bottom of why hank loves to read hot-takes during breaking news.2020-01-0931 minDelete This!81 - Space DrugsWe get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel because WTF not. 2019-12-3040 minDelete This!80 - DetweetedI dingus'd a lot this week, also Twitter was a source of great stress and frustration for me this week, but also, Twitter is the world and the reality is that the world is a source of great stress and frustration, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about it. 2019-12-2444 minDelete This!80 - Doogle GocsI am so sleepy I cannot think of anything to write...2019-12-1741 minDelete This!79 - Christmas PeeA special "Hank is compltely wiped after the Project for Awesome but cannot help but make this podcast" episode! Let's not talk about very much at all! Mostly just spiritual milk and Christmas lights.2019-12-1035 minDelete This!78 - Oops! I Dingus'd!I mean, obviously we are going to be talking mostly about butts. 2019-12-0441 minDelete This!77 - Tax the DentistsGonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.2019-11-2744 minDelete This!76 - The BinkerParty Man and Dangerous Girl take you on a wild trip through doggies and impeachment and socialism.2019-11-2148 minDelete This!75 - Solidly FirthLet's get mad about college recruitment! Sorry for the technical difficulties!2019-11-1129 minDelete This!74 - Two Hole BeersWe're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned. 2019-11-0542 minDelete This!73 - None Pizza with Left Beef Will Never DieToday we will discuss moose, electric cars, memes, turkish delight and our upcoming TBBLOBNOERN tattoos.2019-10-2846 minDelete This!72 - Katherine is a Very Rare DragonLet's talk about campaign finance reform and how it's impossible to be a good person anymore. 2019-10-2340 minDelete This!71 - Baby GandalfSo, I got hacked, which was a huge pain in the butt and has taken over my life a bit! But now we're back! Let's also talk about...TwikTwoks, Twump, Flu Shots, whining about airports, and FUCKING PLUMS.2019-10-1632 minDelete This!70 - Go Cougars!Giant chickens, badass cougars, and terrible song lyrics. 2019-10-0836 minDelete This!69 - Gettin' the Noodles OutHank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.2019-09-3043 minDelete This!68 - TBBLOBNOERNWe're gonna talk a little bit about jokes, and the conversation that is being had about them. Also I had a top reply to Rudy Giulianni, which was unpleasant, and also I AM A BWEESINESS MAN and wish to launch my new television show SPICE FACE.2019-09-1939 minDelete This!67 - Put Me on the List for DipSHARPIES IT'S JUST SHARPIES THE WHOLE EPISODE IS SHARPIES2019-09-1030 minDelete This!66 - American AislesLet's talk for way too long about Brolene and grocery store shelves and socialism!2019-09-0536 minDelete This!65 - The Butt TweetToday we're joined by Nick Jenkins who will help us discuss everything from salty sweet foods to teaching at a university to why Twitter was suddenly full of butts!2019-08-2744 minDelete This!EARTH BONES (EPISODE 1 AND 2)It's Earth Bones! And then Delete This! And then Earth Bones and then Delete This again!! Basically, in the beginning it's Madison, and then it will fade into Minneapolis and it's not going to make a ton of sense, but I had to share. 2019-08-1932 minDelete This!64 - i have an IDENTITYThere's some really good stuff in here, I think. When it comes to bad news on Twitter...and big news...and things that we have lots of thoughts about, sometimes we have to ask if we're the ones who should be talking, or if we're the ones who should be listening. And also, I have big questions about the antagonism some people have to difference, whether that's mushroom allergies or immigrants. But also hopefully it is funny?2019-08-1347 minDelete This!63 - One of Your Tastemaker FriendsHank and Katherine start off with some real fun! Number neighbors turn out to have been a really wholesome Twitter thing. But then everything went sour and suddenly things sucked again. Damnit.2019-08-0845 minDelete This!62 - BONK BONKHank and Katherine talk toads and CATS and eggs and astrology and, yes, despite all of our efforts to the contrary….Gushers.2019-07-3047 minDelete This!61 - Alan, You're a Go for Pee PeeIn which Katherine has strong opinions about FaceApp that Hank would like to officially distance himself from...and also we're very worried about America, but only briefly, because how the hell do you interface with this ugliness? Also, meal kits, grebes, and diapers in space!2019-07-2349 minDelete This!60 - Perma Slurmpin'Let's make this one quick, but also funny. Hank and Katherine are going to discuss their friend's viral tweet, Cream of Wheat, being escalated to Apple's executive support, why Mola mola are great, what can be found in the "American" section of a Tesco, and Hank gets really mad about the TelePrompTer corporation.2019-07-0940 minDelete This!59 - Cows Are Comin'Hank and Katherine talk about the Twitter Hole Prank, Smash Mouth's All Star (of course) and what a good dirty boy Jon Cozart is. Sorry our Beyonce episode never came out...you can find it at...the...patreon.2019-07-0239 minDelete This!58 - Deleted by the SunNear the end of this episode we take a weird turn, so hopefully that isn't too jarring. Basically, Katherine and I accidentally stumbled across the podcast/journal of a 12 year old girl and it was weirdly unsettling and emotional! But also, lots of fun is had...we talk body hair and Keanu Reeves and old internet and fart terms.2019-06-1752 minDelete This!57 - Keanu Just SleevesTwitter was rough for me this week, but we mostly don't talk about that. Instead, we have John Green Soccer Manga to discuss...four word advice, very expensive computer monitor stands, and a great Keanu Twitter Hole.2019-06-1050 minDelete This!56 - Horny for Arm SocksHank and Katherine discuss business ideas, concerts, sexual orientation, and people's dumb food opinions.2019-06-0337 minDelete This!55 - Multiple Exhalent CanalsHank and Katherine talk about salps, monkies, the worst fork, idiotic injuries, embarrassing word confusion, and how ricotta is probably not even a cheese. 2019-05-2753 minDelete This!54 - 100% Frappy ChappyHank and Katherine discuss THE TEA...but only a little bit. We spend more time on the importance of birthday cards and whether Gush Milk is soda.2019-05-1340 minDelete This!54 - Puff the Magic DaddyHave we cried on Delete This yet? There's a little bit of crying in this episode. Let's get mad about elitist bread and Ken Jeopardy getting dragged into a Twitter fight he never even had, and probably some other dumb stuff. 2019-05-0744 minDelete This!53 - 600 Boxes of GushersIn which Hank accidentally buys 600 boxes of Gushers. Also, let's talk about spoilers, your luxury face bones, book titles, and the Ant-Man theory.2019-04-2940 minDelete This!52 - Tactical Emery BoardLet's talk about ocean garbage, Notre Dame, milking the gush, tactical emery boards, Antman, and flicking people off instead of flipping them.2019-04-2344 minDelete This!51 - She Works Hard for the GushieSo, we're going to have some pretty serious conversations about loneliness and regressive politics. We are also going to talk a fair bit about Gushers.2019-04-1552 minDelete This!50 - It's a Peeve!In which Hank and Katherine discuss peeves, april fools, Katherine's library of sighs, speculating about what Putin thinks, twitter holes, writing books, and #taurusthings. 2019-04-0949 minDelete This!49 - Garfield's BlessingLet's go down some Twitter holes. Let's Cancel Bill Clinton...but NOT MAYOR PETE! Let's meet Fiji Water, and play the first ever Delete This-Specific Twitter Game!!2019-04-0149 minDelete This!48 - Torturing the DucksHank gets mad at Twitter for its ability to destroy people's faith in each other and constantly rewarding people for taking the most negative possible view of everything. But we also play a lot of good twitter games and have excellent moments of joy. But, yeah, I say bad words a lot in this one!2019-03-2543 min
Delete This!47 - Ugh....Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.2019-03-2049 min
Delete This!46 - Missoula Montana's Bar SceneI mean, who knows where we're going to go next? Apparently a focus on the bad Mexican food and bar scene of Missoula Montana! But also...summoning circles, Ellen DeGeneres, and being led to enlightenment by you two year old. Join us...it's fun.2019-03-1150 min
Delete This!45 - Chim ChimineyHank and Katherine are back after two weeks off and we have a lot to get through, so we're just going to look at Hank's most baffling, dumbest tweets. And there are some doozies! Also, so many draft tweets! Also, Katherine got mad at a toilet!2019-03-0545 min
Delete This!41 - LIVE from PodCon!Hank and Katherine do their first ever live Delete This! Katherine is nervous...Hank is too, he maybe talks a little too much. We discuss phone books, cat weapons, Oobs, and Smash Mouth! Thanks so much to everyone who came out!2019-01-2248 min
Delete This!38 - The Perineum of KindnessHank and Katherine are visited by Matt and Devyn to talk about hippos, muppets, eggplants, and more. This episode is a bit more explicit that usual, so be warned. And if you want to hear more from Matt, his podcast is called "I Love It" and it's available wherever podcasts are at.2018-12-3153 min
Delete This!37 - Heavy on the SchnaapsLet's go over a BUNCH OF MISTAKES that Hank made this week! First deletions in a while, but they were worth it. WE ARE THE BLARTMEN NOW!!2018-12-2447 min
Delete This!36 - Efficiency on the PoleHank and Katherine are joined by Jesslyn, one of their oldest and best friends to talk about salad dressing, Keanu Reeves, going swayze, Kathy Ireland, and working on some Night Moves.2018-12-1852 min
Delete This!35 - Unclear on Why We're Beating the HorseHank and Katherine have a short episode this week, though there are lots of draft tweets saved and not released during the P4A. Also, yes, it is too much to ask for there to be a boyband composed of 50 year olds. And let's talk a bit about the TUMBLR NEWS!!!2018-12-1036 min
Delete This!34 - A Vacuum In ReverseLet's talk about Shrek, hunger, and how much I tweeted about Orin this week. Also, we have to talk some about Cowboy Bebop...sorry to everyone who doesn't care about that. Oh, and Katherine is super into these new fancy nuts.2018-12-0449 min
Delete This!32 - MmmmmWhatchasaaaayyyHank and Katherine question Katherine's lasagna decisions, Hank's public pontification, whether Ryan Reynolds needs to retire, the difference between shame and guilt, how to talk about conspiracy theories, and whether Tumblr is funnier than Twitter.2018-11-1938 min
Delete This!25 - BeansHank and Katherine are both sick and both tired and both want to watch Great British Bake-Off. But it turns out that they liked doing a thing they didn't want to do, which is one of the many topics on this week's Delete This.2018-09-1031 min
Delete This!24 - You is Meat, ToddMaybe a little bit more baby shoe talk?! But not as much, we promise. We're going to talk about face tattoos and monster mashes and what you should say about people on the day they die and Hank's serious pet peeve about "influencers" whining on social media about their customer experiences.2018-08-2747 min
Delete This!21 - This is Your Helico Pter Pilot SpeakingIn this episode of Delete This Katherine eats a fair number of Twizzlers, which is a questionable decision that I'm sure people will have opinions about. Don't @ Us.2018-08-0852 min
Delete This!20 - That's a Booby!Hank makes some mistakes...at McDonald's and on Twitter. Wikileaks is mad at him, which isn't fun. We'll talk some about how Twitter makes us feel like not having an opinion isn't acceptable, and also we get to have some Harry Potter fun. Welcome to...DELETE THIS!2018-07-3141 min
Delete This!18 - Elon...MostlyHank had his first interaction with his sometimes-hero Elon Musk on Twitter this week and...it was not what we all had imagined. But we're also going to talk about Catfish (the meat), Subway (the sandwich shop), and democracy (and the degradation thereof.) I swear we have some fun, but also...BLECH.2018-07-1652 min
Delete This!17 - 90% of Showing Up is Showing UpLet's talk about the hate potion, Katherine's secret life as a break dancer, my mom's gourmet peaches, and lightsabering Kylo Ren in the face. Why does hank have such fun dreams and Katherine never does?!2018-07-0946 min
Delete This!15 - Falling Off the WagonWelp! It was a bit of a rough week on Hank's Twitter. Trying to keep things light while also recognizing things are...y'know...kinda terrible. But we also get to talk to one of the songwriters of "Party in the USA" which is not the same as "Call Me Maybe." Let's talk about Heinz Beans and what Father is, and we attempt to destroy Yahoo Answers.2018-06-1851 min
Delete This!14 - The Something Of MossachusettesWe get pretty real in this one, with some chatting about Roseanne and Jordan Peterson. But also, you will get to experience with me the joy and the wonder of the first time Katherine hears about Le Petomane, so it's alllll worth it.2018-06-1144 min
Delete This!13 - The Tom Bodett of MetamucilKatherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. Basically, this is a good episode. Also, I'm gonna get upset about the Death of Expertise later in the episode, so be ready for that.2018-06-0451 min
Delete This!11 - The Snack Food of MagnitudeHank doesn't tweet at Trump...no...it's even worse than that. Come on a journey with us through inside YouTube baseball, volcanic eruptions, floods, nostalgia and a great deal of talk about boogers. Welcome to DELETE THIS!2018-05-1450 min
Delete This!09 - The Arnold FacepalmerThis week Hank got in trouble for having opinions about bevarages, but his opinions were not nearly as weird as some other ones. Also, the caught the Golden State Killer using wizardry, there's a skull in your head, and Katherine doesn't care how you pronounce "respite." It's DELETE THIS!2018-04-3046 min
Delete This!08 - A Solid MehWhen you nut in space...it push you backwards? This and other vital questions answered in this episode of Delete This! Also, Hank achieves something he never has before, and we talk a bunch about how cute our baby is. Look, you get what you get, OK.2018-04-2349 min
Delete This!07 - Viral Butt WigglesHank discovers a new part of the internet, and they shrekbearded him. Orin's butt goes viral, Hank poops the Webb Space Telescope's journey, and we talk about, and we get surprisingly serious about a zoo for weird deer.2018-04-1649 min
Delete This!06 - Diaphragmatic TweetingIt's been a WEEK! Hank's book peaked at #1 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list, but we're also going to deal with controversies from guns to Triscuits. Also, find out Hank's plan for how to not let this podcast actually /encourage/ him to tweet at Trump.2018-04-0949 min
Delete This!05 - The Despacito SituationNOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words. Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on accident. But also about dumb t-shirts, Amazon, democracy, fingernails, the NRA, and also the NRA...because that's the kind of week we're having. The good news is, a hummingbird got caught snoring and a young man yodel'd his heart out in a Walmart.2018-04-0255 min
Delete This!04 - Who Viples The Piples?Hank gets in a car crash, his dad marches on Amsterdam, everyone makes friends with foxes and we assure you that there is only one kind of money. It was a very busy week, Hank went to Amsterdam and back and America and the world continues its convoluted path toward the future. But don't worry, it'll all be over when The Flood comes. Luckily, our koala has a swim vest.2018-03-2849 min
Delete This!03 - Good Plump Bird FrontsHank (Skip?) and Katherine dive deep into Hank's twitter feed and talk about whether you can love something 100% of the way, the Russia Investigation, really good poops, and Fox News. It's /CLASSIC/ Delete This!2018-03-2054 min
Delete This!02 - The Chumbawamba SituationKatherine is sick, Hank is tired, we just got off a plane and it's time to talk about gorillas, pigeons, phlebotomists, and subtweeting famous astrophysicists. We're also going to have some conversations about gun violence and yes I get a little bit mad about how certain conservatives are talking about mass shootings. I also get pretty intense when talking about Chumbawamba.2018-03-1358 min
Delete This!01 - Don't At Me!Hank and Katherine introduce DELETE THIS by delving into dangerous opinions on guns, abortion, and Game of Thrones. Let's talk about all the podcasts that we didn't end up making, as well as Hank's unhealthy business and personal relationship with social media.2018-03-061h 06
Adventures In RoommatingEpisode 142: NerdfightERIA ft. Hank Green & Katherine GreenWe are joined by Hank & Katherine Green. Listen to Hank's near death. Brush up on Baywatch. Discuss who the hottest President was.
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