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Berner PhoneBerner Phone #88: Deinfluencing YouDespite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.2025-04-281h 10Berner PhoneBerner Phone #86: More Couples FightsIt's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments. 2025-04-141h 15Berner PhoneBerner Phone #84: Service Industry AnnoyancesCustomer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.2025-03-301h 17Berner PhoneBerner Phone #82: Notes App RevealedHannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 2025-03-161h 13Berner PhoneBerner Phone #80: Best Advice From A TherapistWho needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 2025-03-031h 29Berner PhoneBerner Phone #77: What We GoogleSearch history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.2025-02-1051 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #76: Karma You DeserveHannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.2025-02-0355 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #64: Answering Questions About MenDes is in the hot seat this week. He's answering all the things you've ever wondered about men. This is the most dialers we've ever had call in and you don't want to miss this one. getjackblack.com/BERN with code BERN for 10% off seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN for 25% off 50% off at goodamerican.com with code BERNER carawayhome.com/BERN for 20% off2024-11-071h 17Berner PhoneBerner Phone #62: Stuff That's OverratedHannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life. 10% off cookware at Carawayhome.com/BERN 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 200% off tonal.com exercise machines with code BERN 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN2024-10-251h 02Berner PhoneBerner Phone #61: Childhood NostalgiaHannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes. 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off and a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/BERN 2024-10-171h 00Berner PhoneBerner Phone #59: The Craziest LiesThe dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok. zocdoc.com/BERNER 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 30 days free at dipseastories.com/BERN 20% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 40% off 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code bern50 20% off CleanMyMac X with code bern...2024-10-011h 07Berner PhoneBerner Phone #58: Best GripesGripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies. 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 20% off at prettylitter.com/BERN with code BERN 2024-09-181h 08Berner PhoneBerner Phone #55: Spicy AdviceWe're back this week with another advice episode. The dialers have found themselves in some sticky situations and we're giving our unprofessional advice. $200 off exercise machines at tonal.com with code BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code BERN50 Get a new wireless plan at mintmobile.com/BERNER Affordable luxury essentials at quince.com/BERN free shipping 25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 25% off shaving needs at shopflamingo.com/BERNER 2024-08-281h 10Berner PhoneBerner Phone #54: Dumbest PurchasesWe've all fallen victim to buying items from targeted ads that seem like the cure to all our problems. This week the dialers are sharing the purchases they regret and have hidden from their spouses. And it's one of our favorite episodes so far. 20% off the best chips at masachips.com with code BERN Smell good with 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 15% off at citylips.com with code BERNER 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 50% off hair...2024-08-191h 07Berner PhoneBerner Phone #53: The Best ExcusesWhat if we all stopped trying to make excuses and just said no? The moral of today's episode is "if it's not a fuck yes it's a no". zocdoc.com/berner Get 25% Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN 20% off better hydration at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 15% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/bern 25% off shaving needs at shopflamingo.com/berner with code BERNER 10% modern bidets at hellotushy.com with code BERN 2024-08-1457 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #51: Minor DisastersThe dialers are sharing the minor things that feel like a complete disaster. From incorrect food orders to stubbing your toe - days are being ruined nationwide. Luxury essentials at quince.com/bern for free shipping and returns Cut down on your wireless bill at mintmobile.com/berner Get ready to eat meals with 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50 with code bern50 10% premium cookware at hexclad.com/BERN Get premium hydration for 20% at liquidiv.com with code BERN First skincare visit for $5 at apostrophe.com/phone with c...2024-07-291h 04Berner PhoneBerner Phone #49: Bad DriversNothing ruins your peaceful drive like a bad driver. Hannah doesn't have a driver's license but don't worry she still has plenty of opinons. This was a cathartic episode for Des who claims he doesn't have road rage. Get 20% off better hydration at liquidiv.com w/ code BERN 50% off custom haircare at prose.com/BERNER 15% off luggage at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN Make going to the doctor easy at zocdoc.com/BERNER Get 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com w/ code BERN 2024-07-1459 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #46: Hannah's Next SpecialHannah and Des are both in the process of writing a new hour of stand up. The dialers are helping to spark some creativity and inspiration. Are Irish men sexy and what do we think of therapy? And for the first time ever, someone wants Hannah to talk more about tennis. Cut your wireless bill to $15 at mintmobile.com/BERNER FACTORMEALS.com/bern50 for 50% off your first month of meals Murder your thirst at liquiddeath.com/BERN 25% off your first month of Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern wit...2024-06-231h 10Berner PhoneBerner Phone #45: Best Flirting StrategiesHannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard. 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN For skin and body care, get 10% off with code BERN at OSEAMalibu.com If you want fuller and plumper lips, get 15% off sitewide with code BERNER at citybeauty.com For refreshing drinks, go to liquiddeath.com/BERN 25% off your first month of Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic at Se...2024-06-151h 04Berner PhoneBerner Phone #44: Movies You Need To WatchGrab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls. Go to Hungryroot.com/BERNER, to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies! For sunglasses, go to goodr.com/BERNER and use code BERNER for free shipping. Upgrade your athletic wear at GreatnessWins.com NOW. Use code BERN and you’ll receive 25% off on your first purchase! 2024-06-081h 16Berner PhoneBerner Phone #43: Invention IdeasThe dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment. Get free shipping for clothing at Quince.com/bern 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERN2024-06-0257 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #42: Airport ProblemsThis episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports. 50% off meals at factormeals.com/bern50 with code BERN50 $15 a month wireless plans at mintmobile.com/berner 20% off shapewear and bras at honeylove.com/BERN2024-05-261h 04Berner PhoneBerner Phone #41: Under the InfluenceHangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week. 10% off hero bread at hero.co with code BERNER 15% off luggage at beistravel.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN2024-05-171h 04Berner PhoneBerner Phone #40: Trying New Things In BedThis episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married. 25% off at seed.com/berner with code 25BERN 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER zocdoc.com/berner nurx.com/bern 2024-05-1156 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' TalesWe were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie. zocdoc.com/berner asteproallergy.com goodr.com/BERNER for free shipping2024-05-031h 08Berner PhoneBerner Phone #38: Useless TalentsThis week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents. 25% off at Seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 15% off at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN 40% off at Hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERN2024-04-261h 06Berner PhoneBerner Phone #36: Technology MishapsTechnology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat. 25% off at Seed.com/bern with code 25BERN MintMobile.com/BERNER 2024-04-111h 03Berner PhoneBerner Phone #35: 2024 IcksThe dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball. 20% off at HoneyLove.com/BERN 15% off at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN 40% off at Hungryroot.com/BERNER2024-04-051h 04Berner PhoneBerner Phone #32: Conquering AnxietyThis week the dialers are sharing their secrets to beating anxiety. As always they are hilarious, relatable, and wise. rocketmoney.com/BERNERPHONE mintmobile.com/berner 20% off at honeylove.com/BERN 25% off at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN 2024-03-131h 01Berner PhoneBerner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday LifeThis episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning. Zocdoc.com/BERNER Quince.com/BERN for free shipping2024-03-071h 08Berner PhoneBerner Phone #28: Best Ways to DestressIf you've been stressed out lately, this is the episode for you. The dialers are spilling the most unique and creative ways they destress. We already feel more relaxed after listening to them! ZocDoc.com/BERNER Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off at HoneyLove.com/BERN 40% off at HungryRoot.com/berner mintmobile.com/berner 2024-02-171h 00Berner PhoneBerner Phone #26: Things We HateThe little dialers have some hot takes this week. They're coming for dogs, Hannah's love for Italian food, and Taylor Swift. Free delivery with code BERN at Squeezed.com RocketMoney.com/BERNERPHONE2024-02-0258 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #24: Worst HookupsThis week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom. $15 off skincare at apostrophe.com/PHONE Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off and free shipping with code BERNER at Manscaped.com 40% off first delivery at Hungryroot.com/berner2024-01-181h 01Berner PhoneBerner Phone #23: Exciting UpdatesThis week we are getting updates from some of our favorite dialers. Hannah and Des share some personal updates, we get the full happy ending story, and so much more. Des has a YouTube special coming January 16th! Subscribe HERE! Squeezed.com free delivery with code BERN 20% off at honeylove.com/BERN 2024-01-121h 10Berner PhoneBerner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power MovesThis week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power. Same day local delivery or Free Fast delivery nationwide at Squeezed.com with code BERN. Hungryroot.com/berner to get 40% off your first delivery.2024-01-041h 05Berner PhoneBerner Phone #19: The Best Life HacksThis week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free. Berner Phone under Podcast when you sign up for Earnin on Google Play or App Store.2023-12-151h 07Berner PhoneBerner Phone #18: Secrets RevealedSecrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo. honeylove.com/BERN EmbracePetInsurance.com/BERN marinelayer.com/BERN152023-12-0758 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #17: Airing Your GrievancesThe dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober. 20% off w/ code BERNER at manscaped.com 10% off w/ code BERN at oseamalibu.com 15% off at uncommongoods.com/bern Code BERN at lume.com 2023-11-301h 01Berner PhoneBerner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and TraditionsThe phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod. embracepetinsurance.com/bern2023-10-261h 01Berner PhoneBerner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox KinksFrom armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone! 2023-10-1258 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #9: Your Most Petty MomentsThe little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.2023-10-041h 00Berner PhoneBerner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice EverHannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship. Download the dating app for ambitious GoalDiggers, The League at https://click.theleague.com/qmhm/bernerphone. To skip the waitlist, text the code #Hannah to your concierge in the app to find your potential soulmate.2023-09-2854 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #7: Dialer's DilemmasThis week we’re listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone’s boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper. Hannah has standup shows coming up in Tempe, Bensalem, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, and more! Tickets here! dave.com/berninginhell Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod2023-09-2059 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with DesThe hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des’ generational differences are exposed when discussing directions, we advise husbands to stop asking “are you ok?”, and we might have some future stand up comedians on our hands. Upcoming stand up shows in Mashantucket, Westhampton, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, Bensalem, San Francisco, Hanover, and more! Get tickets here Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumedeodorant.com/BERN ! #l...2023-08-241h 08Berner PhoneBerner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des BishopBerner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow JonBenet Ramsey is involved. You guys are wild and we love it. Submit advice questions here Get tickets to my stand up comedy shows here Get 20% OFF @honeylove with promo code BERN at https://www.honeylove.com! #honeylovepod2023-08-1050 minBerner PhoneBerner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des BishopWelcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I’m always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear from you! Stay tuned on my Instagram @hannahberner for prompts and links to submit your voice messages. This week Des joins me to hear about your beige flags in relationships. We learn about boyfriends who can’t stop smelling their hands, have a fish tank obsession, were in a Christian cult, and more! If you neeed advice asap leave a voicemail here! Come see my live comedy shows...2023-08-0355 min
Berner PhoneMystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her AuraThe Aura Reading KWEEN is here to help Hannah understand herself and her chaotic life. She reads Hannah's aura, helps Hannah understand why her career is heading in a certain direction, she reads Des' aura to make sure he is compatible with Hannah, explain what purple bombing is, and Hannah opens up about her demons more than she ever has on Berning In Hell (scary!)--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...2021-07-2950 min
Berner PhoneDes Bishop: My Boyfriend & His DemonsComedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical with love, being sober and how Hannah drove him to therapy.For an bonus hour of more intimate stories with Hannah and Des go to Patreon.com/BerningInHell--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-10-151h 30
Berner PhoneHanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock BottomHanna discusses her first impression meeting Hannah, working with Chelsea Handler, online haters, being sober, getting dumped in a park, her tattoo mistakes, zoloft, being annoying, her belief in psychics, how she almost got casted as Hannah Montana’s best friend, awkward phone sex, and the time she ran into Leonardo DiCaprio. Get 20% off your first order of Native natural deodorant with code BERN at checkout Get 20% off your first order of Pretty Litter with code BERN at checkout Get 15% off your first order of Prose customized hair products with co...2020-08-191h 07
Berner PhoneHannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her DaddyTaylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Daddy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-2251 min
Berner PhoneHannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual HealingHannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!!! *ORIGINAL AUDIO HAD ISSUE AT THE END, REDOWNLOAD AND IT SHOULD BE SOUNDING BEAUTIFUL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-0333 min
Berner PhoneHannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A DoctorHannah’s Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2226 min
Berner PhoneMatthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance LoveYou've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! GET BEACH BODY FOR FREE BY TEXTING HANNAH TO 303030 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way t...2020-04-151h 02
Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron BrownHannah Brown + Hannah Berner: Comedy, Cats, and Matzah BreiHannah is joined by hilarious comic, host of the hit podcast "Berning in Hell", and reality tv star Hannah Berner! The gals talk about Hannah's exciting career path, dating, the oh-so-juicy current season of Summer House, and staying true to yourself in your hustle!2020-03-1248 min
Berner PhoneAliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah’s ChartThe hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it’s like to read someone’s chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to her to make her get into astrology, generational trauma, her relationship with her inner child, the power of money manifestation, and going in depth into reading Hannah’s char...2020-03-0445 min
Berner PhoneHoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM SlidingHoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he’s not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah’s favorite song “No Faith In Brooklyn”, his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah’s DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more. CLICK HERE TO COME TO A COMEDY SHOW CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE LITTLE DEVIL PATREON --- This episode is sponsored b...2020-02-121h 18
Berner PhoneMara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken EngagementsMara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-111h 09
Berner PhoneChris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn SpermChris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn’t stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he’s had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quotes, and how he really feels about his daughter. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to ma...2019-09-041h 02
Berner PhoneKelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & SanityKelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn’t her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps, why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now, why she jogs in the street, how she really feels about her experience on RHONY, why she is envious of JLo, why she loves getting angry, how she...2019-08-281h 19
Berner PhoneYour Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird FriendshipsThe moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie’s birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn’t talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are different, the crazy careers they’ve had over the years, which charities you can trust, how influencers need to be called out for what they actually influence, and their...2019-08-2152 min
Berner PhoneLev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your BrainLev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family’s illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends, and why people like choking. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram @beingbernz Follow Lev Fer on Instagram @levfer --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The...2019-08-071h 21
Berner PhoneDrake Bell: Nostalgia & New BeginningsHe was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social media age, the beauty of nostalgia, reinventing himself, his twitter feud with Justin Bieber, the controversy when josh did not invite drake to his wedding, why he is jealous of Harry Styles, how he really feels about acting. and Paige DeSorbo makes a special guest appearance at 35 minutes GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE COMEDY SHOW IN NYC HERE2019-07-3151 min
Berner PhoneAndrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird MarriagesThe Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in relationships, her “japcent”, why she hated being tall growing up, her daily schedule working as a magazine editor, being a bad mom, being a natural leader, what it means to have good style, why she thinks The Bachelor is over, her daily make up advice, her opinion on fake lashes, and panic attacks. GET TICKETS TO THE NEXT BERNING IN HELL LIVE SHOW IN NY...2019-07-241h 13
Berner PhoneAli Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking ConfidenceAli is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she’s so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how anxiety fuels you, her favorite bravo housewife, the need to be funny. screaming into pillows, and all of her male/female celebrity cr...2019-07-1752 min
Berner PhoneDavid Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting EtiquetteDavid is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped him deal with competition, how he combines being zen while hustling, the different kinds of love in your life, cornerstone vs capstone relationships, how to find the right person when you’re older, the era of single empowerment, the epidemic of dating disrespect, why he is anti-ghosting, choosing fear and scarcity vs. possibility of abundance, identity theft, being too busy to break up, finding yo...2019-07-1039 min
Berner PhoneFrancis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling SensitiveFrancis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went down on his last day at work, why he was always anxious about getting fired, at 20 minutes he reads the controversial blog post that got him fired, at 24 minutes he reveals his barstool crush, he discusses cancel culture, how he started with barstool, why he enjoys playing sports with girls, how he’s attractive for a red head, how he feels about summer ho...2019-07-091h 17
Berner PhoneJulia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating GirlsShe was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing tennis, how she copes with pressure situations, what it’s like dating as a professional athlete, if tennis players are narcissists, what she really thinks about Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova, death threats, how she eats while competing, and who she crushes on in the Summer House cast. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Julia Elbaba on Instagram & Twitter: @juleselbaba --- Th...2019-06-2648 min
Berner PhoneLexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret EatingFormer plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn’t immediately love her dog, the complexity of body positivity, why she reminds everyone of Khloe Kardashian, how people hate fat people, platonic male friends, why she loves shy men, her instagram sickness, the deal with her and Carl, and why hitting rock bottom is great. Follow Lexi Stout on Instagram: @thelexistout Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to mak...2019-06-1957 min
Berner PhoneAmanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel BoobsAmanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she really feels about engagement rings, the fact she she wan’t actually cast for the show, how she likes approaching men first, the real timeline of her relationship with Kyle, what happened with the cheating rumor, self-sabotaging in relationships, if cheating retaliation is ever okay, how she glowed up from season 2 to season 3, emotional eating, Hannah’s crush on Amanda’s Dad, how sometimes she hates her boobs, plastic surgery rumors, her favorite shitty tv, and...2019-06-121h 06
Berner PhoneJeff Perla: Buttholes & BlowiesThere is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like Humans of New York but photos of guy's butts and their coming out stories. Jeff explains the definition of a twink, his friendship with British Dave, what it’s like to have large balls, pro tips for blow jobs, when he knew he was gay, how he came out, the f-word, why Hannah would be a power bottom, the underground culture of straight guys hooking up with gay guys, why he hates bu...2019-06-0543 min
Berner PhoneMike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New LoversMike is Hannah’s ex boyfriend’s best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The two discuss the complexities of a breakup, how he succeeded in getting out of the friend zone, having the same career as your best friend or significant other and not getting jealous of their success, how to focus on the positives of the internet and stay away from the negatives, how hard you should actually try at things, how many times he cont...2019-05-2959 min
Berner PhoneSarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan BShe's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty internships, what it's like to look like cool barbie, why she got fired that one time, rolling panic attacks, how she almost got taken abroad, how taxes are fucked up, and why she moved to LA.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Sarah Merrill on Instagram: @bigkidproblems--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted o...2019-05-2156 min
Berner PhoneElephante: Day Dreaming & DJingHe is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, the first time he got his heart broken, the 2 things you need to be a successful DJ, why he always felt like there was an elephant in the room, how Avicii’s death affected him, loving the worst parts about what you do, how to win over a crowd, whether you like your friend or you just like getting fucked up with them, intuitive fashion, what’s it like bein...2019-05-1555 min
Berner PhoneEllie Schnitt: Haters & HilariousnessHannah didn’t like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral on Twitter, why everyone hated her during college, how many friends you actually need, what it’s like working for Barstool, how she writes the perfect tweet, her selfie secrets, and that time she was really depressed.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Ellie Schnitt on Twitter: @holy_schnitt--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https...2019-05-081h 04
Berner PhoneSydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content CreatorsComedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in the relationship, why body positivity annoys her, how she wants assets, napping at work, why dudes don’t like her, and she and Hannah do some Depression ASMR. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Sydnee Washington on Instagram: @justsydbw --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a pod...2019-05-0147 min
Berner PhoneKatie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing LifeKatie is a top professional ballerina in NYC. She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often she’s contemplated quitting, the politics and pettiness of dance, how she mentally and physically prepare for performances, being a perfectionist, what it’s like to date as a ballerina/if they have crazy sex, the prevalence of disordered eating in ballet, and her opinions of black swan.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Katie Boren on Instagram: @katieboren1--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor...2019-04-1749 min
Berner PhoneGuys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning EverythingMack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginity, talking during sex, the difficulty of music industry, why black men don’t cheat, their opinion about the Kardashian empire, farting in your sleep, granny panties, bad hand jobs, and how to appreciate your hell. Follow Guys Next Door on Instagram: @guysnextdoor_ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this pod...2019-04-1056 min
Berner PhoneKate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina CalzonesYou may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Marines to comedy. She explains why she wanted to become a Marine, her experience in Afghanistan, falling in love with a Marine, suicidal thoughts, and how one tweet changed her life. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter at @beingbernz Follow Kate Mannion on Instagram and Twitter at @katebarstool --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport thi...2019-04-0353 min
Berner PhoneKomalesque: Quitting Gigs & GuysKomal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She comes from a traditional South Asian family and it caused her to not express her feelings. This made her great at her job, but not great at relationships. We discuss how heartbreaks can happen with non romantic relationships, how to turn your heartbreak into art, spending money lowers your vibration, why women are bad at negotiating, people copying her Instagram concept, traveling alone, and her weird crush on Tim Ferris, 2019-03-2751 min
Berner PhoneJared Freid: Reality TV & The GhostJared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his corporate job, when you should cry after sex, the rules of cuddling after sex, whether jared would want Kris Jenner as his manager, and why it’s hard to enjoy vacation. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz...2019-03-201h 10
Berner PhoneRemy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & SquirtingRemy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication during sex, rejection masturbating, how the P-word is dangerous, sex toys, masturbating tips, feeling sexy, smoking weed everyday, what the clit actually looks like, vagina shaming, naked dating, imposter syndrome, and when you should cut people out of your life. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow...2019-03-1355 min
Berner PhoneMax Ehrich: Fame & Toxic MasculinityHannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and he has dated some of the coolest girls in Hollywood, has a million followers, and is a successful actor. Breaking into the industry hasn't been easy and after some success, he believes fame is a dirty word. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Max Ehrich on Instagram: @maxehrich --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to ma...2019-03-0643 min
Berner PhoneEmilia Ortiz: Past Lives & ThreesomesShe is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft, what it means to be an empath, CBD, reincarnation, knowing her boyfriend is a past life, being bisexual, getting out of depression, and the afterlife. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Emilia Ortiz on Instagram: @ethereal.1 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a...2019-02-271h 02
Berner PhoneLindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping SmokingYou guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrological consultation and Hannah chats with the podcast veteran about her dating demons, worst heartbreak, trust issues, being Type A, and leaving corporate America. Go to We Met At Acme to listen to Hannah tell Lindsey all about her love life! Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Lindsey Metselaar on Instagram: @wemetatacme --- This episode is sponsored...2019-02-2438 min
Berner PhoneSonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being ThirstySonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for marriage- who the hell is this guy? He keeps his identity private, which makes him much more interesting. He also doesn't know what his five year plan is and Hannah would argue that five year plans are bullshit. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz F...2019-02-2040 min
Berner PhoneMichelle Collins: Disaster Dates & ShallownessShe stands 6’1” without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an Emmy. But despite all her success in show business, her dating life is all over the place. A psychic told her that she will meet her husband overseas and she’s convinced American guys don’t like funny women. She’s also scared of therapy so that’s definitely not helping. Hannah also opens up about the worst date she’s ever been on. ...2019-02-1355 min
Berner PhoneJera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple PiercingsShe is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple piercings, getting rejected as a soul cycle instructor, but she still has personal demons she doesn't show her followers. Also, we found out we hooked up with the same guy this summer which was weird. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Jera Foster-Fell...2019-02-061h 05
Berner PhoneRyan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing FailureNot only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Like Serhant, and founder of his own media entertainment company. Ryan Serhant reveals his strange secrets to success, including never trying to sell yourself and having a crippling fear of failure. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Ryan Serhant on Instagram & Twitter...2019-01-3032 min
Berner PhoneComments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating CarbsArguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post the funniest comments by celebrities from all over the internet. Founders Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer seem to have the dream millennial gig, but Hannah discovers all the insecurities, fears, and struggles that come with managing a viral Instagram account. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Comments By...2019-01-2345 min
Berner PhoneKate Chastain: Emotional Availability & FartingShe might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible decision in Key West with a guy named Fabio. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Kate Chastain on Instagram & Twitter: @kate_chastain --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a...2019-01-1637 min
Berner PhoneDerek Peth: Bad Breakups & StoicismDerek Peth was once a star on Bachelor in Paradise when he proposed to Taylor Nolan on national TV. Since then, his life has changed dramatically and his relationship has ended. Now he is living in New York trying to figure out his next steps for happiness. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Derek Peth on Instagram & Twitter: @pethderek --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to m...2019-01-0938 min
Berner PhoneEmma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn PreferencesSleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Emma Willmann on Instagram & Twitter: @emmawillmann --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...2019-01-021h 06
Berner PhoneDr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy IssuesPeople Magazine named Doctor Mike Varshavski "The Sexiest Doctor Alive". He's a real physician, philanthropist, and has almost 3 million followers on Instagram. Hannah is determined to find out what's wrong with him because he seems perfect and that makes her uncomfortable. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Dr. Mike on Instagram & Twitter: @doctor.mike --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.f...2018-12-2630 min
Berner PhoneFat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter EgosChris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris Burns deals with social anxiety, insecurities, and is really fucking single. Will the real Chris please stand up? LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Chris Burns on Instagram: @fatcarriebradshaw --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport t...2018-12-1940 min
Berner PhoneMargaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy BoobsMargaret Josephs is the breakout star on Real Housewives of New Jersey who is older and wiser than me. She left her husband for a contractor, put everything on the line for her own business, and through all the hell, she has taught herself to be confident no matter who is in the room. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Margaret Josephs on Instagram: @therealmargaretjosephs --- This episode is sponsored...2018-12-1232 min
Berner PhoneSean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help BooksSean is a beautiful male fitness model who is starting his first underwear brand because he's that hot. However, having blue eyes and washboard abs does not mean your life flawless. Sean is constantly fighting the pressure of being a perfectionist and people assuming that he's dumb (apparently that's what happens to really hot people). LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Sean Alexander on Instagram: @seanalexanderr --- This episode is...2018-12-0548 min
Berner PhoneJessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being YourselfJessie Jolles is a successful comedian but growing up she was an insecure, table humping kid who suffered from trichotillomania and bulimia. Over time, she learned how to use humor to gain confidence in herself and stop hating herself- it took a shit ton of therapy though. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Jessie Jolles on Instagram & Twitter: @jessiejolles --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. S...2018-11-2842 min
Berner PhoneDaryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap OnsBeing Andy Cohen's assistant is definitely a dream job, but that doesn't mean that Daryn Carp doesn't have demons. She's turned down half a million dollars, got her life threatened by an ex-girlfriend's mother, and her biggest fear is being stuck in Andy's shadow. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Daryn Carpe on Instagram & Twitter: @carpedaryn --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. h...2018-11-281h 03
Berner PhoneTaylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner PeaceFrom the outside looking in, life was perfect for Taylor Strecker. She was married, wealthy, and hosting a massively successful radio show on SiriusXM. That was before it all went to hell. After divorcing her husband she fell in love with her best friend (who happened to be a woman), got fired from her job, and struggled to start her own business. Anxiety, jealousy, and anger were all emotions that she had to conquer to get back to where she is today. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com...2018-11-2849 min
Berner PhoneWelcome To HellMy name is Hannah Berner. I’m a former tennis player turned comedian. I’ve suffered from anxiety and depression in the past and I realized that I want to talk about it.... and who better to talk about it with than my friends who are comedians, reality tv stars, or influencers whose lives look perfect on social media? Berning in Hell is where I speak to people about their demons and bring out their deepest insecurities, anxieties, regrets and ultimately learn how they cope with their hell. The devil works hard, but I work harder. Enjoy.Follow Hannah Berner on I...2018-11-1600 min