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GETLVideo Games have a Public Relations problemBeing a video games journalist may seem like a lot of fun, but most are not aware of how difficult this profession can be. Especially when the people who are supposed to make things easier, often end up making the process far more difficult than it needs to be.
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#TMYK2022-10-2448 min
GETLTech and gaming events should always be virtualThe world has changed fundamentally because of the COVID-19 pandemic. In many respects, companies, people and media have moved to a digital first methodology for content. As such, many physical events and jobs have become digital in nature. However, is this change for the better or worse? Join us as we delve into a discussion pitting the physical world against the digital realm.2022-08-2143 min
GETLDon’t be fooled by unethical journalism in the gaming and tech spaceHow much do you know about the ethical practices of the content you consume? Hans and Edward explore this very question in terms of video games and technology journalism, and offer concise insight into the importance of ethical standards and how these standards differentiate journalistic quality from enthusiast quantity.2022-08-0748 min
GETLWhy are micro-transactions, DLC and subscriptions a terrible idea for tangible goods?Micro-transactions, downloadable content and subscriptions are terms synonymous with video games. However, there is a new trend where hardware manufacturers are beginning to lock features behind software to further spearhead these ideas. Hans and Edward discuss why this new business practice is a cause for concern and why all consumers should fight against it before it is too late.2022-07-2438 min
GETLDo gamers have a right to feel animosity towards developers?Hans and Edward weigh-in on the issues surrounding toxicity and entitlement within gaming culture; specifically in terms of negative behaviour affecting video game developers.2022-07-1054 min
GETLDo remasters/reboots have a purpose other than being nostalgic cash-grabs?Hans and Edward dissect the many differences in how media may be preserved as art, primarily thought better understanding the ways reboots, remasters and remakes are handled; and whether or not they offer tangible purposes or serve as nothing more than nostalgic cash-grabs.2022-06-2655 min
GETLThe importance of source materials when telling a storyHans and Edward discuss how the basis of compelling story telling often requires complete source materials; and how disasters often ensue when these basics are missing or incomplete.2022-06-1248 min
GETLHow Gamiotics is changing Experiential EntertainmentHans and Edward are joined by David Carpenter, CEO of Gamiotics, to discuss the potential of gamification in the space of experiential entertainment.2022-05-291h 23
GETLUnderstanding gamification and its impact on modern livingHans and Edward talk through the concept of gamification and thoughtfully discuss how this unique idea has proliferated almost all aspects of modern living in the digital age.2022-05-1532 min
GETLUnderstanding ownership of digital and physical licenses and how NFT’s are the futureHans and Edward talk about the realities of ownership and licensing in the digital age, and how NFT’s could very well shape the future of these technologies.2022-05-0157 min
GETLDo cinemas still have a place in a post pandemic world?Hans and Edward deliberate on the differences between watching movies at home versus the cinema, and why Hollywood’s antiquated release methodology needs urgent reform.2022-04-1733 min
GETLAre video gaming subscriptions sustainable?Hans and Edward carefully dissect and discuss the concept of ‘video game subscriptions’, its place in the global market, overall value propositions and the truth behind whether or not the subscription model is, in fact, sustainable.2022-04-0359 min
GETLWhy can adaptations be so controversial?Hans and Edward carefully dissect the reasons behind why people feel so strongly about how adaptations are carried out, and also offer insight, discussion and discourse around how and why adaptations fundamentally need to be different in order to succeed - contrary to what most may believe.2022-03-2046 min
GETLWhy can reviews be so divisive in opinion?Hans and Edward reflect on what it means to review media, content and products for a living; discuss the importance of critical thought; wax lyrical on the benefits of community; and ultimately offer advice on the best way to consume and enjoy review content in a world filled with influencers and charlatans.2022-03-0647 min
GETLTo canon or not to canon in the geek zeitgeist, is that the question?Hans and Edward discuss the concept of 'canon', its relevance within the global geek zeitgeist, and how recent media trends are fundamentally changing the way canon is applied, understood and formed.2022-02-2043 min
GETLHow important are narrative and lore elements to video games?Hans and Edward discuss the interesting nuance surrounding narrative and lore elements within video games, and how this interactive medium is both a boon and a curse for lore junkies.2022-02-0642 min
GETLWhy does the uncanny valley make us feel uneasy?Hans and Edward explore the origins of the 'Uncanny Valley', what the term means, why it is important; and eventually travel down a rabbit hole of conspiracy, conjecture and enlightened discourse around what it means to be perceived as 'human'.2021-12-1934 min
GETLWhy do video games avoid intimacy and marital commitment?Hans and Edward explore relationships within video games. In particular, relationships between protagonists and characters featured within and out of narrative constructs. They also take a hard look at the rather unusual lack of serious relationships within video games, and ponder about why this has become the norm.2021-12-1234 min
GETLLooking back through nostalgia tinted glasses at how games influence adult preferences.Hans and Edward take a trip down memory lane to dissect and discuss ‘the games that made us’ and their impact on our adult lives.2021-11-141h 00
GETLMillennial conspirators talk artful games on halloweenHans and Edward discuss: the generational differences between boomers, zoomers and millennials; the case for video game preservation as an art form through emulation; interesting and fun facts about halloween; diving into interesting conspiracy theories from around the world and in television; and so much more.2021-10-3158 min
GETLFully vaxxed coffee drinkers who kiss ass during massHans and Edward: revel in being fully vaccinated; discuss the complexities of zoomer humour; journey into what it means to have childlike wonder as an adult; express relief in the knowledge that coffee will survive climate change; offer a recipe for 'Sex Coffee'; enter a discourse into about religious perversion; and so much more.2021-10-171h 00
GETLHow do you feel about the future?After hours of hardware failures for what was supposed to be GETL 76 (S02E34), the resultant episode was culled to what could be salvaged. The result is a very quick 17 minute discussion about the 'future', how we feel about it and what might lie in store for us all.2021-10-0317 min
GETLGreen Knights and Dragon HeartsHans and Edward take listeners on a journey spanning the likes of why Dragonheart should remain dead, the ways in which the beautiful The Green Knight is rather shallow, how memories in Reminiscence do not make a plot, enjoy coming of age discovery in CODA, give reasoning as to why reboots and remasters are a blight on entertainment media, and so much more.2021-09-261h 13
GETLDismantling the misconceptions around Video Games JournalismHans and Edward explore: the many misconceptions around video games journalism and how this industry is absolutely not as ‘fun’, ‘carefree’ or ‘entertaining’ as it appears to be; a brief history of where Ha-Ha originates from; how scientists are researching ways to breathe through our butts; an incredible new form of birth control; the unfair way the Chinese government is censoring citizens; how enjoying more sun might actually correlate with having more sex; and so much more!2021-09-191h 29
GETLWolverine's PlayStation Exclusivity is a ProblemHans and Edward explore the impact of Marvel seemingly choosing Sony’s PlayStation as the brand to spearhead single-player narrative focussed adventures from their extensive catalogue of characters.2021-09-1247 min
GETLGame Life, PlayStation Deception, ABBA’s Return, Xbox Smarts, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: what it would be like to live in a video game franchise for the remainder of their lives; the excellence of Game Pass and ingenuity of Smart Delivery; how PlayStation is screwing its gamers; the way new technologies are breathing life into aged pop icons; and so much more!2021-09-0546 min
GETLAncient Avocados, Dinosaur Discoveries, Animal Penises, Duck Propagation, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the truth behind why avocados are so damn delicious; three incredible new dinosaur discoveries from China; the strange world of animal penises; how ducks help fish multiply; the alleged notion that size does matter; and so much more!2021-08-2952 min
GETLNarcissistic Sociopaths, Dr. Death, UFO Revelations, Striking Britney, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; the differences and similarities between narcissists and sociopaths and how certain AI is trying to identify them; and so much more!2021-08-2255 min
GETLAncient Infidelity, Penis Graffiti, Orgasm Socks, Condom Fallacies and so much moreHans and Edward celebrate reaching episode 69 by exploring interesting and unusual facts, topics and research about sex. Nice!2021-08-151h 12
GETLIdentical Strangers, Time Crystals, Photo Scanning, Dog’s Choice, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how ‘time crystals’ are going to change computing; whether or not Apple’s stance on photo scanning is an infringement on privacy; how unsolicited genital pictures influence art; the incredible research behind how dogs are the key to getting dates on social media; and so much more!2021-08-081h 37
GETLHearing Dementia, Orgasm Day, Sexy Beasts, #JHBTremor, Werewolves Within, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how poor hearing may be an indicator of developing dementia in old age; useful Apex legends tips to help gamers be eve better predators; the #JHBTremor that should Boksburg; earthquake facts of the world; why National Orgasm Day should be a public holiday; how olympians continue to set sex records ; and so much more!2021-08-011h 19
GETLDragon Man, Anime Olympics, Addictive Cults, Billionaire Space, Smart Spiders, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; the science of determining unique biological properties of spiders; cult leaders and what drives people to join them; how sublingual administration works and why it is effective; a missing link in humanities evolution; incredible artwork envisioning countries as anime warriors; the truth about Tokyo Olympic beds; the way sex toy companies are piggy backing off billionaire space exploits; and so much more!2021-07-251h 26
GETLClimate Borgs, Reversing Grey, Bluetooth Origins, Happiest Song, Longer Sex, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; whether or not a certain song is truly the happiest in the world; origins of the ubiquitous Bluetooth symbol; how science might have a means to reverse the grey ageing process; the curious world of climate changing ‘Borgs’; a quiz to help with love, aggression and apologies; ways to last longer during sex; and so much more!2021-07-181h 37
GETLSpace Krakens, Kanye Cults, Obesity Genes, Avian Magnetism, Mosquito Coasts, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; what should be sent into space and why; the reality of ‘space krakens’ and the science of experimenting in space; how scientists might have stumbled upon the ‘weight loss’ gene; how birds use magnetism to navigate the earth; the truth behind the Kanye 3030 cult; how sex robots are for everyone - even the old; the way OnlyFans can be used for pretty much anything; and so much more (including not getting any satisfying answers to the above)!2021-07-111h 23
GETLRoyal Rules, Ancient Crustaceans, Bat Clues, Ghost Runners, Sex Languages, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; weird and wonderful royal rules; advances in CRISPR administration; how ancient crustaceans hold the secrets to evolution; the way AI voices are creeping on the turf of voice-over artists; how Sex Languages affect pleasure; and so much more!2021-07-041h 27
GETLPerfect Steak, Dinosaur Egg, Sweet Tooth, Britney’s Testimony, Wordy Sex, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; whether to binge or not to binge; E3 2021’s biggest moments; how to cook the perfect steak; how Britney’s truth will hopefully set her free; the reality of a fifth ocean; how a dinosaur egg was smuggled across borders; the four perfect words for good sex; a possible link between sexism and pornography; and so much more!2021-06-271h 45
GETLConscious Universe, Beautiful Desolation, Murderous Crows, Penis Rain, Whale Talk, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; whether or not the universe is conscious; how an all new metal might lead credence to an entertaining UAP conspiracy; the scary memory of crows; how an AI might allow humanity to talk to whales; the truth behind mating great whites; why Internet should be capitalised; the simplicity of the very first website; how a Thai Penis brought rain; the very many ways to orgasm; and so much more!2021-06-201h 15
GETLTitanic Honour, Mean Mermaids, Pikachu Power, Ocean Lithium, Pride Porn, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; a Covid-Alien conspiracy; Pikachu’s true power; the savagery of ingrown hairs; how the RMS Titanic has been recreated in Unreal Engine; Jamaican folklore about ‘mean mermaids’; how scientists want to harvest lithium from the ocean; how you can use Nvidia’s GauGAN AI to create visual masterpieces; the surprising intelligence of crows; how spatial audio is changing music; Prince Phillip’s UFO secret; how weekly sex is the secret to happiness; LGBTQ+ porn sites for every kink; and so much more!2021-06-131h 33
GETLEnamel Lozenges, Headphone Ears, Covid Penis, Pikachu’s Level, Cruella’s Bathroom, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how it feels to cross over the mid-thirties barrier; why the ‘tail end’ is meant to be enjoyed; the truth about ear shape and wearing headphones; how scientists have created a breakthrough lozenge to build tooth enamel; what level Ash’s Pikachu is currently on; Samantha Samsung’s sudden debut; how citizenship is determined by the rule of blood and land; the effects of COVID on the penis; boobs and their different shapes; and so much more!2021-06-061h 07
GETLGinger Coffee, Chicken Teddy, Doom Capture, Human Salt, Penis Nose, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; the impact of Ginger Coffee; what it is like to use human salt as seasoning; the horror of the chicken bear; how Knight Rider is elevating Chicken Licken; some sweet Lo-Fi beats inspired by Final Fantasy; the intricacies of DOOM as a ‘capture’; the correlation between penis size and the nose; sexual positions that satisfy; and so much more!2021-05-301h 20
GETLCurios Coelacanths, Egyptian Phalluses, Exploding Candles, Ovum Origins, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how GETL is making us grey; the truth about Pokemon Snap; the ingenuity of Apple’s AirTags; how Alien disclosure is right around the corner; the audacity of the coelacanth; inquests into COVID’s origins; how Egyptians adored their phallluses; the way PornHub is revolutionising film; the cost of exploding Goop candles; and so much more!2021-05-231h 17
GETLStarry Nights, Druid Wrath, Spoiler Paradoxes, Masturbation May, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews of games and entertainment media to enjoy or avoid; how photogrammetry is changing the art world in the most incredible way; how spoilers might actually enhance the content being enjoyed; the way geek life use to be before the advent of the internet; a 90s comic book character creator; the remarkable way Artificial Intelligence is boosting video game visuals; a bevy of useless facts perfect for trivia nights; why the month of May is dedicated to masturbation; the ways in which the clitoris is more than just an organ for pleasure; and so much more!2021-05-161h 43
GETLEdible Pokemon, Manly Fashion, Vanilla Beavers, Kraken Rising, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: movies and games to enjoy or avoid; the unbelievable truth about women’s fashion; a town filled with more dolls than people in Japan; the beauty of what happens when art, Pokemon and food collide; how long a person would live in a grocery store during the apocalypse; the incredible truth of the beaver’s relation to vanilla; how masturbation is not a good form of exercise; a unique and very sexy endorsement from the Queen of England; how most sexual fantasies are far more common than originally thought; an appearance by a kraken; and so much...2021-05-091h 24
GETLEthical Cannibalism, Super Soldiers, Deep Time, Bottled Penis, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: movies, games and series to enjoy or avoid; the incredulous world of ethical cannibalism and what it means for Cellular Agriculture; what happened to the volunteers who spent 40 nights in a cave for science; how AI is bringing back artists from the dead; the ancient discovery that might give Russia access to creating super soldiers; the very first documented account of “getting a penis stuck in a bottle”; why HPV vaccines are just as important for men as they are for women; and so much more!2021-05-021h 23
GETLTextual Love; Frequency Illusion, Charizard Token, Shrinking Penis, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: movies and games to enjoy or avoid; how a Pokemon themed cryptocurrency wants to disrupt the market; the way textual communication between partners changes over time; the impact of the ‘frequency illusion’ through the brain’s tendency to form patterns; ways to keep your caffeine fix fresh when drinking coffee; the health benefits of drinking coffee; ways to keep your prostate healthy; how the products we use are causing men to be born with smaller penises; and so much more!2021-04-251h 27
GETLSemen Trees, Elephant Language, HIV Vaccine, Fast Dinosaurs, Masturbation Tips, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews and previews; a guide to Monster Hunter Rise Weapons; the secret language of elephants; how Elon Musk could create Jurassic Park (for real); a ludicrous idea that merges ‘The Fast & the Furious” with dinosaurs; the potential for a veritable vaccine for HIV based on mRNA technology; what happens if you dig straight down into the earth from your location; the wondrous idiocy of PointerPointer.com; why the Pyrus calleryana smells like semen when it blooms; the latest offerings from PornHub’s collaboration with a German design agency; the way Lilly Allen wants to revolutionise cunnilingus; ways t...2021-04-181h 38
GETLBlue Waffle, Reddnight Fun, AI Voices, Pointlessly Gendered, Victorian X-Men, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: movies worth watching; games worth playing; why Apple Fitness+ is worth every cent; how new research shows pain management to be pointlessly gendered; the way feminine voices are paving the way for AI voices; the types of genital discharges and what they mean; the beauty of Reddnight; and so much more!2021-04-111h 56
GETLSexsomnia, Thawed Humanity, Amazon Carbon, Cock Cameras, Coffee Pulp, Garfield Beaches, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: movies and television series worth watching; the arrival of Apple Pay South Africa; a mystery surrounding Garfield Phones and French beaches; how deforestation is destroying the Amazon and it will soon be too late to do anything about it; uses for coffee pulp and how it could save forests; the truth behind how to be happy - backed by science; the incredible way researchers are using eyes to spot deepfakes; if one should use a cock ring; an all new sex toy to record the ‘cock view’; the strange world of Sexomnia; and so much more!2021-04-041h 48
GETLSex Parks, Monster Wolves, Popcorn Beaches, Zombie Guidelines, Penis Ageing, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: those reviews promised from over a year ago (yes, this is not a drill); why Michael Keaton is the ONLY choice for a live-action Batman Beyond production; the super interesting reality of the CDC’s Zombie Guidelines; how eye colour could serve as an indicator of alcoholism; the wonderful world of algae turning beach sand into figurative popcorn; how Japan is using robot wolves to frighten bears; how scientists are re-enacting The Descent… for science; the joys of South Korea’s Sex Park; what it means to get older with a penis; and so much more!2021-03-281h 31
GETLDigital Gucci, Pokemon Beetles, Portal Hentai, Robot Tattoos, Real Dracula, Delayed Ejaculation, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: many reviews with a focus on Zack Snyder’s Justice League; the lost truth behind Bram Stokers Dracula; what exactly are non fungible tokens; Gucci and daylight robbery; Intel’s desperation; being tattooed by a robot; advancements in artificial womb research; the legitimacy of a real world Pikachu; how scientists are naming beetles after Pokemon; the wonderfully weird word of portal hentai; the way Gwyneth Paltrow wants to modernise sex toys; ways to make your vibrator feel new again; and so much more!2021-03-211h 52
GETLLegendary Pokemon, Daydreaming Tips, Deathly Orgasms, Asexual Godzilla, Killer Coffee and so much moreHans and Edward explore: reviews and previews; how much coffee you need to drink for death’s sweet embrace; how to daydream and why we should be doing more of it; some trippy LSD like hallucinations; the wonderful and mystical lineage of Legendary Pokemon; some incredible animal facts about sex; how orgasms can kill; how often people die during intercourse; and so much more!2021-03-141h 28
GETLApex Tips, Pokemon Anniversary, Incredible Cephalopods, Tear Guns, Broomstick Orgasms, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: coffee, candles and digital assistants in reviews and previews; tips everyone who plays Apex Legends needs to hear; a nostalgic trip down Pokemon memory lane; the incredible new Pokemon Arceus; the intelligence exhibited by cephalopods; how to turn real tears into bullets; the magic of Harry Potter inspired unicycles; how Harry’s Nimbus 2000 toy became one for adults; the fascinating world of Post Coital Depression; the kinds of foods that are best for sex, and so much more!2021-03-071h 23
GETLOrgasmic Melatonin, Martian Perseverance, Musical Gibberish, Sexual Injuries, Cloning Ferrets, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: an average table top to video game conversion; a surprising media box; the joys of Watch Dogs Legion Online; a nice perk of the job; the death of Anthem; some lyrical whoopsies; decidedly weird gibberish; how NASA is bringing Mars closer; how genetic cloning is bringing back extinct species; some horrifying sexual stories; the unusual way melatonin might spur orgasm; and so much more!2021-02-281h 20
GETLGamer Pigs, Boiled Eggs, Wordy Dogs, Spider BDSM, Crocodile Tears, Bat Sex and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a myriad of reviews and previews; some Game of Thrones theories that could have saved the show; the best co-op games of 2021; how to tell the difference between a boiled and raw egg; the truth about crocodile tears; interesting facts about dog language; how some spiders adhere to BDSM, the secret love language of bats; how pigs are gamers; and so much more!2021-02-211h 24
GETLTasty Dinosaurs, Nutritious Sperm, EGAD Reviews, Penis Colour, Unwanted Sleep, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: an all new means of offering opinions and recommendations for reviews; a variety of dead movie franchises that should become video games; the truth behind GODZILLA; an excellent resource for working out; the link between unwanted thoughts and a lack of sleep; the surprising athletes who have turned to porn; how “being first” had nothing to do with your conception; the nutritional value of sperm; why genitals are of often a different colour; and so much more!2021-02-141h 23
GETL42: Answers to Your Questions about Life, the Universe, and Everything... and so much moreHans and Edward carefully lead listeners through the finale of Season 01 of GETL with some entertainment and gaming reviews; before taking the time to go through listener questions and finally journeying through the best of GETL in 2020.
See you all again in February 2021 for Season 02 of your favourite variety podcast!2020-11-271h 35
GETL41: Emotive Music, Sexbot AI, PS5 Review, Nobody Live, Monkey Brains, Not Infallible, Sex Education and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the PlayStation 5 and everything you need to know about Sony’s newest console; how we are not infallible even if we wish we were; the way Planet of the Apes might have predicted the future; what you can do to support small creators; why you should not sacrifice friends to bears; how Sex Bot AI will change the future; the incredible usefulness of PornHub’s Sex Eduction; and so much more!2020-11-201h 28
GETL40: Korean Deodorant, DMCA Notices, PS5 Rant, SubGenius Church, Sensation Play, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a variety of entertainment and gaming previews and reviews; unboxing the PlayStation 5; the truth about GTA IV’s callers; the incredible advances of Apple’s M1 chip; how Billie Eilish’s latest video was shot on iPhone, how microphones make all the difference, the awfully dumb world of DMCA notices; why the PlayStation 5 has room to grow and might not be the best console to buy right now; the way cartographers copyright their work; how most Korean people do not smell because of a unique gene; the weird and conspiracy based religion known as SubGenius; the intric...2020-11-131h 26
GETL39: Korean Spy-cams, Virtual Influencers, Unsafe Browsers, Xbox Series X Review, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: why the Xbox Series X is one of the best options with which to enter the next generation of gaming; the incredulous world of spy-cameras in South Korea; how the influencers you follow may not be real; an easy means of helping to reduce climate change using only paint; the frightening way COVID19 spreads in the air; the truth about web browser safety; why clicking ads online is a very bad idea; whether or not Ose is legitimate or a scam; and more.2020-11-061h 04
GETL38: Leaving Leaves, Brain Control, Darn Recipes, Series X Unboxing, Mario Porn, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a variety of reviews and previews; unboxing the ultra premium Xbox Series X; why most people just want the recipe and not a life story; the intricacies of true-to-life brain control; the way MGS3’s boss can die; an even bigger study about penis size; how porn proves people cannot spell; why you should be careful of the browser you use; the weird and wonderful world of Super Mario Porn, and so much more!2020-10-301h 11
GETL37: Penis Breaks, Tinnitus Cure, Peak Brains, Devil Spock, Placebo States, Waisted Torture, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the not very glamorous side of being a tech and gaming reviewer; a possible cure for tinnitus; the weird sounds of frogs around the world; unusual torture; why 35 is a peak for humanity; the United States of Placebo; the unusual true origins of Spock; a wonderful new service from Merriam Webster; the unusual reality of Viggo Mortensen being a polyglot; how many different penises there are; why smaller is actually better; the sound a penis makes when it breaks, and so much more!2020-10-231h 28
GETL36: Dragonfly Nightmares, Micro Evolution, Doomed Potatoes, Real Lightsabers, Vagina Masks, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: some reviews and previews; the future reveal of a secret; how to make your PDF’s looked 'scanned'; the hidden world of murder hornets; the horrific reality of dragonflies; Doom running on potatoes; a legitimate protosaber; how humans are micro-evolving; the sad revelation of Ryan Creamer’s departure; why you should NOT use vagina masks; how smart sex toys are more dangerous than you might realise, and so much more!2020-10-161h 23
GETL35: Alien Baptisms, Dinosaur Erotica, Habitable Planets, Breathing Fat, Spotlight Effect, Dream Control, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a round-up of news, reviews and previews; a secret we can finally reveal; how to control your dreams; the truth about a beating heart; the egocentrism of the Spotlight Effect; understanding how dogs love; a surprising revelation about fat; habitable planets in the galaxy; what the Pope believes says about aliens; the reality of Jurassic Park’s science; the unusual world of dinosaur erotica; just how girthy Thanos really is; what discharge means during sex and the wonderful reality of mixing fluids; and so much more!2020-10-091h 35
GETL34: Airwave Orgasms, Carbon Computing, Superhero Penises, Paradoxical Time, Avenger Dildos, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: news, reviews and previews; the fact that our first bonus episode is now live; the hilarity of jealous consoles; how to match a book to your mood; the unusual relationships of Star Wars actors; how carbon based computing will change everything; the fascinating new research into paradox-free time travel; the invention of the silicon dildo; who has the best superhero penis/vagina; truly accurate sex dolls; the magnificence of an airwave orgasm, and so much more!2020-10-021h 02
GETLGETL Gaming: PS5 VS Xbox Series X - who offers better value for money?!Hans and Edward take a deep look at the hardware, services, games, value proposition, and much more, of both the Sony PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X | S consoles.2020-09-281h 46
GETL33: Fireman Poles, Running Boobs, Mandela Effects, Gundam Robots, Dangerous Heroes, Cyber Genitals, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the need for local digital events; series and games to play or avoid; a massive video games industry shake-up; the truth about fireman poles; dangerous action heroes; the Mandella Effect; interdimenstional hypothesis and what it means for extra terrestrial life; how Japan is pushing forward with a real-life Gundam robot; water on celestial bodies; the dark side of the moon; the incredible planet Pi; why everyone needs a Garrus pillow; the awesome world of Cyberpunk genitals; how boobs and running do not mix; why we cannot smell ourselves, and so much more!2020-09-251h 21
GETL32: Anime Medicine, Ice Balls, Venus Life, Bottled Butterbeer, Potato Tomato, Pussypedia, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the importance of wearing a mask, washing your hands and self-isolating; reviews and previews of games and series; iOS 14 and Apple’s latest announcements; new information for PlayStation 5 and why most people might prefer Xbox this generation; how wearing a mask helps with immunity against COVID; the incredible new 3D printed material that retains its shape; the wonderful way anime can be used to help with mental trauma; the all new Harry Potter RPG and bottled Butterbeer; whether there is life on Venus and Mars; the spooky sounds of black ice; the infuriating way cognitive biases in...2020-09-181h 26
GETL31: Flying Cars, Extreme Love, Goop Life, DOOM Pregnancy, Techno Sex, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a variety of reviews and previews from Disney’s Mulan through to the Fitbit Charge 4; the final part in our Assassin’s Creed Lessons About Life series; details about the Xbox Series X and S; why GamePass is so great; the conspiracy theories behind AMD’s latest tech; how flying cars are now a reality; the way consumer aviation will change in the future; why affluent people struggle to sympathise with the poor; the way The Peak End rule dictates the way we remember; how DOOM now runs on a pregnancy test; the wonderful world of manneq...2020-09-111h 22
GETL30: Manholers United, Brain Masturbation, Riker Maneuver, Tired Sex, Game Rain, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: interesting facts about the number 30; a variety of reviews and previews; what it means to be a ‘manholer’ (Japan’s newest craze); Part II of our Lessons About Life from Assassin’s Creed; Microsoft’s anti-deepfake tech; the best kept secret in the Star Wars universe; how to fall asleep in only 10 seconds; the soothing nature of white noise and video game rain; what should and should not be done before bed; how the brain reacts to masturbation; why you feel tired after sex; and so much more!2020-09-041h 09
GETL29: Assassin Lessons, Sociopathic Masks, Anal Gerbils, Artificial Photosynthesis, Psychoacoustics, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the reviews and previews keeping us busy; the recent Gamescom 2020 live stream event; the unfortunate reality of next-generation gaming cash grabs; Part I of our Assassin’s Creed Lessons About Life series , the correlation between not wearing a mask and sociopathic tendencies; the incredible way psychoacoustics trick the brain; how much data humans generate every single minute; how artificial photosynthesis is the key to infinite power; a useful mixed name generator for mixed race couples; the mysterious world of Gerbilling; how watching porn is great for relationships; how sex dolls are changing the sex trade for th...2020-08-281h 27
GETL28: Body Odour, Survivorship Bias, Dog Barriers, Nazi Fanta, Sex AI, Learned Genius, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a bunch of new gaming and entertainment previews and reviews; why we should all be worrying about The Batman; the incredible Cinema Atlas; how Hollywood’s “yes men” are the cause of terrible movies and TV series; how The Mandalorian is spearheading innovation when it comes to film making; the incredible robots Disney is working on; the scary world of Disney cruise murders; how humans have a flawed logic when it comes to survival; the incredible truth behind the Fanta soft drink; whether geniuses can be made; the incredible new breakthroughs in body odour; why dogs bark a...2020-08-211h 25
GETL27: Ellie's Revenge, Abby's Redemption, Nokia's Secret, DC's Disappointment, Netflix's Ta-Da, French Goodbye's, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the DC Universe’s disappointing series; the difference between binging and waiting; too many awesome reviews and previews to mention here; the intricacies of The Last of Us Part II through an in-depth discussion about revenge, selfishness and redemption; Netflix’s new sound; the incredible way Mayan’s honoured an important animal; a secret that Nokia has been keeping; how awesome the Reface app is and why it is so addictive; the truth behind Deepfake technology; the wonderful world of erotic porn podcasts, and so much more!2020-08-141h 19
GETL26: Attractiveness Bias, Shockwave Tips, Sexual Moaning, Spider-Man Exclusivity, Pilot Rules, Oral Goodness and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the second season of Umbrella Academy; the complexities of Lovecraft Country; Horizon Zero dawn on PC; new ASMR; the problem with Spider-Man’s exclusivity, the best website for understanding Terms and Conditions, how being beautiful might help you when committing crime, why you should listen to your pilot; the incredible world of Harry Potter with Guns; the crazy collaboration between Star Wars and Cardi B; what you should do to survive if you see a mushroom cloud; the intricacies of moaning during sex; how complex female ejaculation can be; the scientific benefits of oral sex; and so...2020-08-071h 27
GETL25: Butterbeer, Point Nemo, Voice Privilege, Auto Masks, Artificial Exclusivity, Kaiju Eels, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: recent game, movie and television show reviews and previews; how to make your own butterbeer from Harry Potter, the incredibly ingenuity of running Windows 95 in Minecraft; what the most desolate point on Earth is like; how eels continue to remain one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries; the truth behind the term ‘military grade’; the impact a deep voice has on privilege, sex appeal and fertility; how automatic masks are in our future, the incredible effect lockdown has had on noise pollution, where the phrase “riding shotgun” comes from; how fashion brands create artificial exclusivity; why it is...2020-07-311h 10
GETL24: Palm Springs, Robot Hairdressers, Flying Dutchmen, Chicken Nuggets, Glory Holes, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: a new indie release, 2020s best romantic comedy, the Xbox Series X conference, the visible science of wearing masks to prevent COVID19, how a mechanical engineer is redefining the beauty hair industry, how there may be more to pathological liars than science understands, the way Arthurian legend inspired super mirages, how incredible new science is enhancing solar power, a fish so dark it spurs feelings of thalassophobiak, how KFC is revolutionising the chicken nugget industry, the way in which glory holes can protect you from COVID19, how taboo your sexual fetishes really are, and so much...2020-07-241h 13
GETL23: Llama Secrets, Geek Wonders, F#CK Masks, Dunning-Kruger Effects, Sequel Problems, Celebrity Gifts, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: two brand new games - one triple A and the other an indie title - and whether they are worth your time and money, preview an upcoming Jurassic Park meets Alien Isolation title, the fact that Hans is streaming again, the incredible scientific discovery of how Llama's might be the answer to combatting strange viruses in humans, why wearing a mask is the only way to combat idiocy, the question of "why do incompetent people think they are competent?" within the boundaries of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, how Gladiator 2 almost had a sequel (a crazy time bending...2020-07-171h 14
GETL22: Multitask Illusions, Sex Toy Cleanliness, Cultural Hallucinations, Jiggle Mode Jive, Virus Killing Breaths and so much moreHans and Edward explore: how breathing correctly can kill harmful bacteria and make you healthier, why humans needs very little sleep compared to other animals, the ways in which multitasking is a figment of the human imagination, how culture directly affects schizophrenic hallucinations, the incredible way Deep Fake technology is changing cinema, the catchy Apple Jiggle Mode jive, how the Shepard tone illusion boggles the mind, the freaky sounds of space and why aliens have yet to make contact, the disgustingly unique world of projectile penguin poop, why sex toys should always be kept clean, and so much more.2020-07-101h 10
GETL21: Illusory Time, Decimated Infinity, Game of Musicians, Gaming Guitars, Post-Apocalyptic Rome, Animal Crossing Sex Toys, COVID19 Erections, and much more.Hans and Edward explore: the illusory and abstract nature of time, how time in the mind's eye differs from how it functions in physics, the truth behind what happened to the infinity stones in Marvel’s Cinematic Universe, the interesting double lives of Game of Thrones stars who are also musicians, how Naughty Dog created a fully functioning guitar in The Last of Us 2 that has allowed fans to create their own renditions of songs, how advanced the Romans were in terms of recycling urine and faecal matter, how open sourced software has linked Animal Crossing to sex toys, how CO...2020-07-0359 min
GETL20: Pagan Days, Cursed Moons, Airplane Honkers, Silica Truths, American Pirates, DNA Myths, Bottle Ejaculates and moreHans and Edward explore: where the names of our days come from, the rarity of a Halloween moon, how these Halloween moons spell disaster, the incredible vehicle used to transport the US president, the fact that aeroplanes have hooters, the fascinating story of how Caribbean pirates ruined America’s chance of adopting the metric system, how the owner of Mattel named the company’s best selling products after her children, the real truth about silica gel, whether aged DNA has an impact on cloning, an awful true story of co-worker maliciousness, the interesting way PornHub is coaxing couples to their plat...2020-06-2655 min
GETL19: Vagina Coffee, Manipulative Dogs, Atomic Attractions, Suicidal Cells, Medieval Romance, Death by Laughter, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the correlation between coffee and vaginal fluids, the curiosity of numbers, how the medical industry can learn from Porn, the way small businesses are being supported by Cam Girls, how crime does not pay especially if you steal Apple devices, how the US army have developed an LED to incapacitate people, the way Matthew Van Ness uses only his voice to produce awe inspiring music, how Las Vegas capitalised on Atomic bombs to attract tourists, the importance of sunblock and how sunburn affects the body, the truth behind laughing to death, how the darkness from closing...2020-06-191h 04
GETL18: Sex Allergies, Yonic Imagery, Hamster Fire, Sperm Data, Orgasmic Pain, Human Chimera and so much more.Hans and Edward explore: the importance of consent for sexual relations, how Brazil nut allergies can be sexually transmitted, the beauty of Yonic imagery, the largest vagina and penis in recorded history, how foreplay is imperative to good sex, how sperm and data coincide, the fascinating and frightening world of human chimera, the weird and wonderful world of sex in nature, the way orgasms and pain are linked, tips for better sex, and so much more.2020-06-121h 11
GETL17: RONASUTRA, Hot VS Cold, Singing Tesla, Brazilian Pokémon, Nude Aniston, KILLER PAINT, and so much more!Hans and Edward explore: supporting the Black Lives Matter movement, how AI and technology are helping with diagnosing COVID19, Britney’s excellent Mood Ring, an incredible new paint designed to kill ’the Rona’, how Jennifer Aniston has decided to sell her nudes for charity, the best way to have sex during the pandemic - RONASUTRA, the weird world of ‘Bathe in my Milk’, the incredible nature of how human ears can tell the difference between hot and cold water, how ASMR leads to gratification, the science of Tesla Coils making music, how SpaceX made history, the way space travel influences human psyc...2020-06-051h 09
GETL16: Dangerous Shovels, Snowpiercer, Klingon Pop, Darkseid Revealed, The Ickabog, Gollum Reads, SpaceX Suits, 5G Scams and so much more!Hans and Edward explore: the wonders of cookie butter, dangers of shovelling, Snowpiercer’s Netflix reboot, the audible wonders of Klingon music, how Darkseid lives in the Snyder cut, more Hunger Games, Cowlings return to writing with The Ickabog, Gollum literally reading books aloud, Burger King’s ingenious marketing pivot during the global pandemic, how Nvidia’s AI re-created Pac-Man, why Crayola released a new inclusive palette, an update on Xylitol’s name and the incredible space suits powering SpaceX astronauts, the very real need to educate children about how “superheroes are not real”, how scam artists are taking advantage of conspirac...2020-05-291h 05
GETL15: Killer Coffee, When People Zol, Cyborg Eyes, Football Sex Dolls, Rule 34 Explained, and so much more!Hans and Edward explore: how much coffee you need to drink in order for your body to shut down, how DMT tests have caused atheists to change their views on religion, South Africa's hit songs about Zols and farting MECs, how a South Korean football team "accidentally" used Sex Dolls, the incredible fan made Pokémon Dark, what exactly the Internet's Rule 34 is about, how science has found evidence of a parallel universe on Earth, the existence of the Snyder cut of Justice League, how science has proved that Robert Pattinson is the world's most beautiful man, the woes of c...2020-05-221h 00
GETL14: Cthulhu Marriage Vows, Deadly Screams, Robot Overlords, Steel Waves, Vodka Tricks, Jurassic Tresspassing, and so much moreHans and Edward explore: the incredible health benefits of gardening (for real), the unbelievable truth about Vodka, the way South Korea's COVID19 tracking is busting cheaters, how shouting spreads COVID19, a teacher's deafening scream, becoming an ordained minister in The First Church of Cthulhu and the relevant wedding vows, how games have become the perfect places for weddings and funerals, the impact Unreal Engine 5 will have on next-gen gaming, the wonderful Japanese world of Ghost of Tsushima, how fans are breathing new life into Dino Crisis and Jurassic Park Trespasser, a secret look at Rainbow Six Siege Steel Wave, how...2020-05-1558 min
GETL13: DIY Mother's Day, Netflix Ice-Cream, YouPorn Wheel of Foreplay, Midnight Sun, Gollum reads LOTR, Tom Cruise in Space, X Ae A-12, Tone Deaf Strokes, Doomsday Asteroid, and so much more!Hans and Edward explore: which of Nespresso's coffee dispensers offer the best bang for your buck, fun and easy DIY Mother's Day gifts, what Ben and Jerry's Netflix and Chill'd ice-cream tastes like, the intricacies of YouPorn's Wheel of Foreplay, Edwards point of view in Midnight Sun, the truth about the origins of 50 Shades of Grey, listening to Gollum read The Lord of the Rings, listening to Harry Potter read... Harry Potter, why 'less is more' when it comes to horror and suspense, the fact that Tom Cruise wants to shoot a movie in space, the weird name given to...2020-05-0853 min
GETL12: Dinosaur Charity, Spider-Jackson, Chewie's Origins, Dick Powered AI, Durex Woes, Nomad's Workout, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Stephenie Meyer's Secret, UFOs Confirmed, Alien Tech. and so much moreHans and Edward discuss: how you can be a part of Jurassic World Dominion by contributing to charity, the incredulous tale of Michael Jackson almost being cast as Spider-Man, finding out where Chewbacca comes from, how a Dick powered AI is the future, the impact of COVID-19 on sex, Netflix's new show about the pandemic, the excellent Ghost Recon workout, everything you need to know about Assassin's Creed Valhalla, what is in-store for PS5 and Xbox Series X this May, what exactly is Stephenie Meyer hiding on her website, how the Pentagon has confirmed the existence of UFOs, the speed...2020-05-0143 min
GETL11: RPats Bats details, Netflix loves Pokémon, Legend of Bill Paxton, FFVII Porn, Turnips Exchange, Japanese Diarrhoea and so much moreHans and Edward discuss: the latest information about The Batman's villain and narrative, Netflix's exclusive new Pokémon anime, the legend of Bill Paxton's 80s/90s monster menage a trois, details about the newest Star Wars series from Lesley Headland, the way Disney+ ruins Splash, how FFVII is dominating PornHub's search, the wonders of Animal Crossing New Horizons, how Elijah Wood visited a fan's Animal Crossing island to sell turnips, an incredible God of War achievement and the release of a unique collectable, the way Travis Scott is leading the online gaming concert scene, how Lady Gaga nailed it with t...2020-04-2457 min
GETL10: Deja Vu, Sleepy Sex, F#CK That Meditation, Locust Plagues, Clint Eastwood as Batman, Russian LOTR and so much more.Hans and Edward explore: the woes of podcasting from a distance, the truth behind who actually falls asleep after an orgasm, which country uses the most toilet paper, meditation that does not give two Fs, a talented Weatherman's drum solo, how locusts are both a plague and food source, how the new Dune movie is coming along, the fact that Clint Eastwood was supposed to be Batman, what it means for DC now that JJ Abrams is involved, how a Russian LOTR book sympathises with Sauron, Apple's $700 wheels and $350 iPhone SE, what is happening with the PS5 and why you...2020-04-1846 min
GETL9: Anus Prints, Neanderthal Revelations, The Laura Buxton Effect, PS5's DualSense, State of Twitch, Green Queen Memes, and moreHans and Edward explore: the reality of South Africa's lockdown being extended for an additional two weeks, the truth about the Neanderthals and how they were more intelligent than first thought, the unbelievable coincidences of the Laura Buxton Effect, how all anuses are as unique as fingerprints, the way anus prints are being used for science, the announcement of Sony's new DualSense controller for PS5, the state of Twitch in 2020, how the Queen is once again a meme, actually useful things to do during the lockdown, and so much more.2020-04-1041 min
GETL8: Thor VS Hulk, Free TV, Microsoft loves Steam, Covid-19 delays, Video Game Addiction, Soundaktor truth, and more.Hans and Edward explore: the trials and tribulations of trying to record GETL without Internet access, the truth behind Thor's existence in Marvel's universe, how science fiction influences modern technology, why SyFy and HBO are offering TV series for free, why ShowMax's first original's movie is better left for dead, how to get free Xbox Live Games from other regions, the way in which COVID19 is delaying games, how the World Health Organisation has pivoted its stance on video games, the truth behind video game addiction, and so much more.2020-04-0334 min
GETL7: Lockdown Antics, Requiem for a Wafflehouse, Animal Crossing Wedding, PornHub Premium, Disney Mosquitos and more.Hans and Edward explore: being in a country wide lockdown, what software is good for remote podcasting, Covid-19 infecting royalty, closure of the Wafflehouse, how Animal Crossing saved a wedding, PornHub premium and so much more.2020-03-2738 min
GETL6: Patient AB, Binary Heroes, PS5 Details, TP Currency, the iPad Computer and moreHans and Edward explore: the way people think, the mysteries of Patient AB, Marvel introducing non-gender binary heroes, specs of the Xbox Series X and PlayStation 5, if the iPad is the future of computing, how the Corona Virus is affecting everything, why Toilet Paper is the currency of the future, how PornHub continues to impress, and more.2020-03-2035 min
GETL5: PornHub Altruism, Scientific Marvel, Kangaroo Words, Sony Ponies, Waffle House Index and moreHans and Edward explore: interesting facts about Friday the 13th, why Marvel is more scientifically accurate than DC, an unusual ear rumble, the strange world of Kangaroo Words, what makes people brand loyal, the fact that the Waffle House Index for disaster is a real thing, the altruism behind PornHub, the maliciousness behind Juice Jacking, the consequences of E3 being cancelled and more.2020-03-1332 min
GETL4: Daddy Palpatine, EA Attacked, Space Smells, Batmobile Revealed and moreHans and Edward explore: how to keep yourself and your gaming hardware safe from Covid-19, the possibility of Jurassic Park becoming reality thanks to a new archeological discovery, how space has a smell that NASA wants to replicate, why Palpatine as a clone is to be expected, lust over the all new The Batman Batmobile, discuss a feature all games should have, wonder about why Disney princesses are so young, discuss which games are the most profitable and more.2020-03-0642 min
GETL3: Deepfaking Star Trek, Hairy Thanos, Porky Mermaids, Xbox Series X and more.Hans and Edward explore: the impact of Deepfake technology on cinema and the world at large, the fact that Thanos has hair, how the Marvel 'snap' may have been impacted by benevolence, the trials and tribulations of WIFi 6, why Philips Hue needs to reassess their Smart Hubs, the incredible new tech in Microsoft's Xbox Series X, what mermaids taste like, what MXM means, and how corporate greed negatively affects game development.2020-02-2844 min
GETL2: Home Invasions, Tea Bagging, Killer Sperm Whales, McDonalds Candles & moreHans discusses his harrowing home invasion, the heated debate surrounding 'Tea Bagging' is explored, the Galaxy Z-Flip's biggest lie is exposed, and a weird Corona Virus conspiracy is explored - and so much more!2020-02-2138 min
GETL1: Welcome to GETL - Exploring Battinson, Hentai & Gaming for Valentine'sWelcome to the very first episode of GETL! Hans and Edward take you on a journey spanning Valentine's Day games and gifts, Battinson (R. Pats as Bats), an AI driven 3D Hentai Cam Girl and modern flip phones.2020-02-1430 min