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Royally FuckedThe Truth Behind Why Prince Harry's Latest Act Has Rubbed Brother, Prince William The Wrong WayIn this episode of Royally F%cked, Prince Harry goes to Ukraine... and Prince William gets positively rankled. Hayden reads Lachlan a royal tabloid article about Harry’s surprise visit to a war zone, which somehow turns into a sibling squabble over who gets to play dress-up near tanks. (02:00) The headline: Harry rubbed William the wrong way(03:00) Lachlan’s wild guess: royal pantomime beef(04:00) The real story: Harry visits Ukraine, William gets jealous(05:30) The meaning of “rankled,” a British vocab journey(06:30) William’s sad consolation trip to Estonia(07:30) Why the tabloi...2025-07-2014 minRoyally FuckedDonald Trump's Election Win Could Put Prince Harry's Future In the U.S. At RiskDonald Trump becomes the US president, and somehow this means that Prince Harry might get deported, or something? Who knows??!!!Apparently, our boy Prince Haz took drugs back in the day and wrote about it in a book, and now Eric Trump wants justice.Too many characters, too many distractions for us to really understand what's going on.Oh, and Greta Thunberg is involved.(01:57) Headline: Trump's Election and Prince Harry's Future(02:15...2025-07-1120 minRoyally FuckedMeghan Markle and Prince Harry's excitement at attending Pippa Middleton's wedding together was short-lived after they discovered the bride's unusual request.This week on Royally F%cked, we dive into the wedding drama no one asked for—but tabloids couldn’t resist. Meghan and Harry are snubbed from the ceremony, separated at the reception, and forced to endure trout, lamb, and weird seating arrangements.Hayden reads the article. Lachlan wonders what the hell Dom Ruinart is. And together, they ask the big questions: Was Meghan actually overshadowing a Middleton? What was in that flower girl’s basket? And is it ever okay to separate couples at a wedding?Then it’s a funny sketch and we all laug...2025-07-0213 minRoyally FuckedNew Poll Reveals Most Popular British Royal Family MemberAwwwwww Sh#t!!! The new IPSOS poll is in, and it's time to find out who is the most popular royal!!!(00:00:00) Intro – Hayden forgets how intros work(00:01:30)This week’s headline: Royal Popularity Poll(00:02:10) Who’s your fave royal? Charles vs Harry showdown(00:03:00) Poll results in: Kate wins the crown of hearts(00:04:30) William’s in second place but feels robbed(00:05:20) King Charles gets a meh 56%—more meh than Meghan?(00:06:00) Wait... why is Harry’s 34% comeback support even a stat?(00:07:30) We try (and fail) to make sens...2025-06-2508 minRoyally FuckedPrince Harry and Meghan Markle’s chief of staff quits after only three monthsPrince Harry and Meghan Markle’s chief of staff quits after three months — and we’re asking the big questions. Like: Who is Josh Kettler? Why does he sound like a pirate? And what exactly is Harry & Meghan Industries?Hayden reads the royal gossip, Lachlan overthinks it, and together they turn it into a sketch. Was it a real story? Who cares. [00:01:00] Josh Kettler has left the building[00:02:30] “What does Josh look like?”[00:04:00] Employee exodus and American migration theories[00:06:00] The portable office and...2025-06-1810 minRoyally FuckedBrutal Message Hidden in Prince William’s New Makeover!Whhhaattt? Another episode??That’s right—and this time we’re looking into whatever the hell is going on between Harry and William. Bit of a royal sibling hot mess.(01:20) Tabloid Time: Prince William's Makeover(01:50) Prince William's Hidden Message(02:49) The Beard Debate: Royal Family Drama(04:33) Beard Talk: Personal Stories and Reflections(06:01) Analyzing the Article: Hidden Meanings(12:56) The Sketch: The Royal Beard SagaFollow Hayden and Lachlan on Insta, Tik Tok, and YouTube2025-06-1016 minRoyally FuckedPrince William broke up with Kate Middleton over the phone, shouted ‘I’m free’In the very first episode of Royally F%cked, we dig into the story of how Prince William broke up with his now-wife, Kate Middleton—way back in 2008... or 2009... or whenever. It was ages ago. Is it even a real story? Who knows. But that doesn’t stop us from making a sketch about it.(01:53) First Royal Article Analysis(02:54) Prince William and Kate Middleton's Breakup(07:05) Mahiki Nightclub and Royal Shenanigans(11:30) Reunion at the Costume Party(15:25) The SketchFollow Hayden and Lachlan on...2025-06-1020 minRoyally FuckedWelcome to Royally Fu**edThis is the trailer for our show Royally Fu**ed Hayden reads British royal tabloid stories to Lachlan, and then they re-enact what they think went down. Probably not how it actually happened—but whatever.2025-06-0900 min