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Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 15: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)It's the long awaited showdown between two 80's Horror Heaveyweights! In one corner we got the Dream Demon himself, Freddy KRUEGER! And in the other corner it's the Mama's Boy Back from Hell, Jason VOORHEES! Who will leave the battle victorious, and how many teens' lives will be lost in the crossfire? We're your referees, Hayley and Craig, podcasting live from the big event here on the MPGP Podcast! Get ready for some Immortal Kombat! Ding, Ding 🔔 🤼‍♂️ 🥊These two have plenty of murders under their belt, and each villain has suffered their share of deaths as well. Freddy...2021-06-061h 39Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 14: Jason X (2001)Where is there left to go for a horror franchise that has already been to Hell, and Manhattan (or as we like to call it Hell 2)? The Hood? 🥴😬Yeah lets skip that one and just go with the other option: SPACE! Yep, the 10th Friday the 13th movie takes place in space (and 450 years into the future). All of the usual futuristic, space movie tropes are here- Cryogenic Freezing ✅Big Space Ship ✅Android ✅Android Nipple Pasties ✅Nano Ants ✅Uber Jason ✅This movie is basically the bast...2021-05-301h 54Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 13: SAW (2004), SPIRAL (2021), and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)So we SAW (😏) Spiral (2021) in theaters, which prompted us to go back and watch the original Saw (2004) and now we are pretty much hooked on the franchise, so we thought it was a no-brainer to talk about these two films for this episode!Spiral stars Chris Rock, Sam L. Jackson, and That Guy From Handmaid's Tale. It's a nice, fun update/side story in the franchise with some decent traps. I think the original Saw probably needs no introduction; It's great! During the recording of this episode we came to the realization that Willy Wonka and...2021-05-231h 35Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 12: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)MPGP is back from our week-long hiatus to bring you a new and improved MPGP! Yep, that's right, we've tweaked our format slightly, and hopefully for the better. Basically the new format is MPGP: Oops all Bantah! To test out this new format we'll be talking about Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). If you've been keeping count, JGtH marks the ninth installment in the franchise as well as the second time the word "Final" has been used in the subtitle 🤓Apparently people don't like this movie? What the fuck is wrong with those people? Maybe the...2021-05-161h 53Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 11: Friday The 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)Alright back to the good stuff. The last Friday the 13th wasn't our favorite, and well, this one isn't either, but at least we liked it! How can you not; it's called JASON TAKES MANHATTAN? Though a more accurate title might be JASON: WET AND ON A BOAT. This is one slimy Jason. Somehow this movie still manages to be entertaining, even though the entire movie you're asking yourself, "When the fuck does Jason take Manhattan?" This movie is the most fun and wacky of the series thus far! We just wish it could have fully lived...2021-05-021h 32Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 10: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)We didn't think it was possible, but it happened; we found a not-so-great Friday the 13th flick. 🥴 Though we didn't love this movie, it's still a Friday the 13th film, and it's still Jason, so it's not all bad.Out of all the possible routes they could have taken the franchise post Jason Lives, this is what they came up with? Zombie fish Jason vs. knock off Carrie? And there's not even that much gore or boobs? What were they thinking!?? Though we have to admit, Jason looks fucking sick here and the score by Harry Manfredini isn...2021-04-251h 28Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 9: Terrifier (2016)MPGP's first non-80s horror movie! 😱 Terrifier is the tale of a wicked, evil clown, out for tricks (hold the treats) on Halloween night. Art the Clown is probably the scariest clown in movie history, and that's coming from two fellow Clown School alum. Maybe it's because Art majored in Mime with a minor in Bodily Dismemberment. 🤡💀Where this evil, terrifying, NARSTY, movie lacks in plot and levity, it makes up for in its absolutely disgusting practical gore effects, the design of the killer, and overall creepy vibes thanks to its striking look. Art might not have side-spli...2021-04-181h 51Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 8: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part 6Alright y’all for the latest episode of MPGP we are talking about what might be our favorite Friday the 13th movie, Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives!We aren’t quite sure why zombie Jason is so much thicc’r than all other iterations of the character but we aren’t complaining 🥵 This Jason has a dump truck ass, razor sharp nipples (they appear to be bursting through his shirt?), yellow gardening gloves, and a face full of maggotsSeriously though, this is both the funniest and scariest (and most well read?) Friday the 13th film and...2021-04-121h 37Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 7: Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)Never believe promises made on the box art of blockbuster horror franchise films. What happened to the last movie being The Final Chapter? Well, they lied to us, but hey, we're not complaining! Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning somehow manages to be new and divisive amongst fans of the series while also following the exact same formula as the last 4 films 🤷‍♂️This movie has lots of boobies; a boobie moobie if you will. This movie continues the Tommy Jarvis saga; oh, they grow up so fast. This movie has a character named Demon who gets killed on...2021-04-041h 19Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 6: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)The Final Chapter? Oh c'mon Jason, we know you still got some fight left in you. I mean there are eight more films that follow this one after all... For being a bear Jason sure does love to play possum. Title aside you are in for a treat with this one; this is peak Jason, in all his bloody hockey mask glory! This movie also marks the introduction of Tommy Jarvis, a 12 year old boy who likes making monster masks and spying on the party house full of hot 'n' horny teens next door. If you've watched...2021-03-281h 31Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 5: Waxwork (1988)Vvelcome to ze waxwork... episode of the MPGP podcast! This episode we are taking a break from the Friday the 13th franchise to cover one of our absolute favorite 80's horror movies, Waxwork. We love this movie and you should too; why? because it has everything! Little people, tall people, werwolves, vampires, zombies, "teens", and KILLS. All packaged conveniently in a movie about a satanic Wax museum and its despicable director, the dapperly dressed devil disciple David Lincoln! Would you like to take a closer look???2021-03-141h 35Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 4: Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)Hosts Hayley and Craig are back again to discuss another installment in the Friday the 13th franchise. This time it's part 3, and guess what? It's in (super) 3D! Of course it is. Listen as we ~~glaze~ over topics such as The Worst Trail Mix, Jason's hair loss, and our favorite kills. Podcast recorded in Super 3D Audio™2021-03-071h 46Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 3: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Serving up big 3rd Episode vibes on this one. We cover topics such as projectile vomit, Crazy Ralph, Jason's porcelain throne, and the question on everyone's mind, "Jason Voorhees Unmasked: Hot or Nah?" -maybe both? You'll have to listen to find out!2021-02-281h 28Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 2: Friday the 13th (1980)On this episode hosts Hayley and Craig talk about the camp slasher classic Friday the 13th, violence against snakes, and how much we hate Monopoly.2021-02-211h 13Murders Per Gallon of PopcornMurders Per Gallon of PopcornEpisode 1: My Bloody Valentine (1981)Welcome to the MPGP podcast! For our first episode we will be discussing the 1981 Canadian slasher classic, My Bloody Valentine! Just in time for Valentine's Day 💌⛏2021-02-131h 31