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Wayne Brady's What If?! with Jonathan MangumWhat If Nicole Byer Was Our Guest?!Nicole Byer (Nailed It!) joins Wayne and Jonathan to experiment with autotune, dole out dating advice, and hit that high note from Wicked!Watch this episode on Youtube!Follow Nicole Byer on InstagramFollow Wayne Brady on Instagram and TikTokFollow Jonathan Mangum on Instagram and TikTokThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on What If?! via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...2025-04-0346 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHo Ho Ho, Sonic is Here! A Sonic The Hedgehog Holiday Special (w/ Ben Schwartz)It’s an extra special holiday treat! Nicole Byer is joined by her friend, comedian, and actor Ben Schwartz to talk about the true love of her life — Sonic the Hedgehog. Nicole opens up to Ben about her deep, emotional connection to Sonic and why it’s not just a bit. Ben shares the unexpected journey of landing the role, the fan backlash to the original 'Ugly Sonic' design, and debunks some of the internet’s wildest Sonic fan theories. Nicole makes her formal pitch for how she’d like to join the Sonic universe herself. Plus, special guest call-in ap...2024-12-201h 22
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHow to Cover Up Stinky Shits From Your Partner (w/ Randall Park)Comedian and actor Randall Park (Fresh Off The Boat, WandaVision) joins Nicole Byer to talk about the best ways to hide your stinky shits from your partner, how comparing himself to his partner’s ex took an unhealthy turn, and the time he created a jazz club to impress a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Nicole hatches a plan to ride a garbage truck.Watch this episode on YouTube at youtu.be/4UQS8vtUYZ8. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode!Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com wit...2024-12-1357 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerCheesy Anniversaries (w/ Alex Moffat)Comedian Alex Moffat (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss how his relationship is thanks to Velveeta cheese. This episode isn’t sponsored by Velveeta—but we really wish it was. Alex shares how he met his wife at a Velveeta commercial, how the cheese played an essential part in his proposal, and why it’s now a staple of their anniversary. He also discusses his pole dancing skills, bombing at a Nicole Byer comedy show, being an acrodunker for the Chicago Bulls, and shares some of the worst dating advice we've heard on the show.WATCH...2024-11-2945 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNickKroll Byer (w/ Nick Kroll)Comedian Nick Kroll (Big Mouth, Oh, Hello) joins Nicole for an episode of just... absolute chaos. They discuss how Nick asked his girlfriend to go steady, why playing a woman was his most challenging acting role, and using John Mulaney's hypnotist to quit smoking. Plus, Nicole shares the story of the time she hooked up with an audience member.WATCH this episode on YouTube at youtu.be/PawfFj2-e7w.See Red One, in theatres today!Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com w...2024-11-221h 08
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerValidate Bisexuality (w/ Sherry Cola)Comedian Sherry Cola (Joy Ride, Turning Red) shares her journey of coming out as bisexual, how she met her girlfriend, navigating dating in the queer community, and monetizing a breastmilk kink.WATCH this episode on YouTube at: https://youtu.be/RH4fK4ksCNsWrite to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message," and Nicole may read it in a future episode.Sponsors:Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/da...2024-11-1554 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWe Met Playing Call of Duty (w/ Sarah Silverman)Comedian Sarah Silverman sits down with Nicole to discuss meeting her boyfriend over Call of Duty, the challenges of dating as a female comic, and how many health studies are skewed against women. Plus, Nicole shares her experience getting hit on at Comic-Con.See Sarah Silverman live on her POST MORTEM tour at sarahsilverman.com.WATCH this episode on YouTube at: youtu.be/eOdSuFrUl4sWrite to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message," and Nicole m...2024-11-0858 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerMen Who Lie About Their Height (w/ Lauren Lapkus)We're back - and now in video form! Comedian and actress Lauren Lapkus (Newcomers podcast) joins Nicole to discuss why men lie about their heights, motherhood, and her recent trip to Victoria's Secret. Plus, they play a special game of F*ck, Marry, Kill: Newcomers Movies Edition.Watch this episode! Check it out on our new YouTube channel at youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast.Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message," and Nicole may read it on a future episode.2024-11-0156 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBEST OF: Top or Bottom? (w/ Jon Gabrus, Nick Wiger, and Mike Mitchell)In this iconic episode, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole fresh off a power-hour to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they're into ass play. They also answer audience questions about post-sex snacks, favorite porn genres, and their craziest sex stories. Plus, Nicole helps officiate a live marriage proposal.We now have a YouTube! Subscribe here for upcoming full length video podcast episodes.Listen to the High & Mighty Power-Hour they recorded here:https://headgum.com...2024-10-111h 25
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerReading Nicole's Fortune (w/ Witch Sutton Crawford)Ever wonder what it's like to have your tarot cards read? Witch and intuitionist Sutton Crawford gives Nicole an on-air reading regarding her love life. Sutton shares her journey to recognizing her own intuitive gifts, and chats about the mystical effects of eclipses and the cosmic influences you might be feeling. Plus, she shares a chilling ghost story and teaches how to set firm boundaries with the spirit world to keep those unwanted ghostly visitors at bay. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about establishing new boundaries on dating apps. Write something dirty to Nicole! Submit it to...2023-11-101h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Eats a Banana from a Sex Worker's Pussy (w/ Naomi Rodgers)Broadway star Naomi Rodgers (Tina: The Tina Turner Musical) opens up about secretly dating her co-star while on tour, and offers advice how to grieve and get over a breakup. Nicole shares her latest European dating mishaps, including an unforgettable visit to the Red Light District. Follow Nicole Byer: See Nicole on tour! Get tickets at linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastakenTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerMerch: podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...2023-08-2556 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerMutual Ghosting (w/ Robin Fierce)Drag queen Robin Fierce (Drag Race S15) LIP-SYNCS TO THIS VERY PODCAST! She talks about remixing Nicole's comedy in her drag performance, opens up about her relationship with Drag Race contestant Amethyst, shares the new subtle way to look for a sugar daddy on dating apps, and speaks out on how people are using Grindr for their own personal meet & greets. Robin gives us a exclusive look at her Snatch Game audition as Nicole Byer (and why it didn't help her book the show). Plus, the haunting tale of a Grindr date with a catfish. For...2023-07-211h 04Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Wins an Orgasm Contest (w/ Matteo Lane)Comedian and friend Matteo Lane returns to the podcast! They reminisce about his love life since his last episode, getting kicked off Grindr and Tinder for "catfishing" as himself, and why men are intimidated by successful women. Nicole wins the orgasm contest at the Thunder from Down Under Vegas show. Matteo hooks up with a dancer from Magic Mike. Plus, a whole lot more. Watch Matteo Lane's new special, Hair Plugs & Heartache, free on YouTube. Have a question for Nicole? Submit it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com to have it answered on...2023-07-0741 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerTasteful Dick Pics (w/ Jermaine Fowler)Comedian & actor Jermaine Fowler (The Blackening) joins Nicole to reminisce on their time working on Guy/Girl Code, his joy of being a unexpected father, and discusses what makes a great dick pic. Nicole is now horny for them, but before you go sliding one into her DMs, she shares her criteria on how to take a tasteful pic. See Nicole Byer live on tour! Get tickets at nicolebyerwastaken.com. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerMerch: podswag.com/datemeNicole's book: ind...2023-06-3039 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Boyfriend Speaks His Truth (w/ Dan Black)In January, Nicole shocked the world with an Instagram post announcing her relationship with comedian Dan Black. On this episode, Dan joins Nicole to respond to some of the comments they've received about their relationship, discuss their kinks, and reflect on their decision to hard launch the relationship. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justi...2023-01-271h 06Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerStories from Nicole's Road Dog (w/ Christi Chiello)Comedian and Nicole's opener Christi Chiello joins the podcast to discuss having 5 of her ex-boyfriends come out as gay, why theatre kids are so horny, and crazy stories from touring together. Nicole reminisces about the time she fell down a man's staircase. Write to Nicole! Submit your dirty pick-up lines, dating stories, or questions to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer...2023-01-061h 03Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Kicked off Hinge (w/ Julie Klausner)Comedian Julie Klausner (Billy on the Street, Difficult People) chats with Nicole about the corny messages she gotten from dating apps, why Nicole was kicked off Hinge, and whether or not Nicole would've met the love of her life at Heidi Klum's Halloween party. Plus, they discuss their favorite New York restaurants. Black Lives Matter. Click here for an updated list of over 100 different things you can do to support racial justice. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerMerch: podswag.com/datemeNicole...2022-11-1159 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerMy Dominatrix Roommate (w/ Joyelle Nicole Johnson)Comedian Joyelle Nicole Johnson lived with a dominatrix. She talks about the type of clients that would visit her apartment, and the kinky 'services' she was offered. Plus, she shares how she met her husband at a funeral, making a 'dessert room' for a wedding, and the importance of couples therapy in any relationship. Crazy dating story? Looking for advice? Let Nicole and her guest help you out. Submit your stories, questions, or dirty pick-up lines to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Black Lives Matter. Click here for...2021-12-0358 min
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBeing a Single Mom of 3 (w/ Francesca Amber)Nicole’s close friend Francesca Amber (host of Law of Attraction Changed my Life) talks about the struggles of being a mother of twins, explains the latest fad of 'co-parenting', and describes how to use the Law of Attraction to manifest your dream person. Meanwhile, Nicole counts down the days until her dick appointment.
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerAre you 'Love Avoidant'? (w/ Reggie Watts)Comedian and musician Reggie Watts (The Late Late Show with James Corden) chats with Nicole about his unique eating habits, his time spent playing in a 70's cover band, and the weird shift from being a fake band leader on Comedy Bang! Bang!, to a real band leader for The Late Late Show with James Corden. Nicole learns she may be 'love avoidant'.
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWe're living in the wildest times (w/ Jason Concepcion)Jason Concepcion (host of Takeline, Binge Mode) joins Nicole to discuss the culture shock he experienced visiting the Philippines during a coup, how the pandemic revealed America's systemic failures, their favorite small businesses to support, and the WNBA. As America opens back up, Nicole's back in the dating game but it's not going so well. Are dating apps operating fake profiles to keep you engaged? Plus, Nicole runs into an old fling and things got weird.
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBack in the Dating Game (w/ Shea Couleé)Drag queen Shea Couleé (Winner of RPDR All Stars 5) talks to Nicole about finding love at the club, being a drag mother, wig mishaps, and doing poppers. Plus, Nicole's back in the dating game and it's off to an awkward start.For more Shea & Nicole, check out Nicole's episode on Shea's podcast Wanna Be On Top? For more drag queens on WWYDM, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag Black Lives Matter! For a list of resources and ways to support, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Bye...2021-06-041h 06
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFilming Sex Scenes (w/ Casey Wilson)Comedian Casey Wilson (Happy Endings, SNL) chats with Nicole about shooting her recent sex scene, exchanges crazy nannying stories, and shares how she met her husband on the set of Happy Endings. Plus, Nicole matched with her Nailed-It camera person and things got weird.
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFinding the G-Spot (w/ Marc Rebillet)Loop Daddy AKA Marc Rebillet Fucks. He and Nicole have a very horny chat about how he's enjoying his singledom, gaining the confidence to dominate submissive women, and why being brutally honest in a relationship will save you so much time. Plus, Nicole shares some self-loving tips she learned from her therapist.
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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerArranged Marriages (w/ Hari Kondabolu)Stand-up comedian Hari Kondabolu (The Problem with Apu, host of Politically Re-Active) joins Nicole to break down some common misconceptions about arranged marriages, shares how he met his wife on Facebook, and discusses the importance of having personal space in any relationship. Nicole reflects on an odd conversation she had on a date about dingleberries, plus shares dating advice she received from John Cena while on the set of Wipeout.
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2021-04-021h 00Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWedding Ruiners (w/ Solomon Georgio)Stand-up comedian and #Skategang member Solomon Georgio (Shrill, Adam Ruins Everything) talks to Nicole about his recent butt surgery and how he's been adapting to his new butt. They also chat about his skincare routine, the importance of partners posing for photos, and why his mom got kicked out of his brother's wedding. Nicole reveals why she doesn't like Christmas and how she got into a fight about a Christmas tree.Nicole will be doing a live episode of Why Won't You Date Me on January 6! Click here for tickets.Support Black Lives Matter. For a...2020-12-251h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerTrash TV (w/ Patti Harrison)Comedian Patti Harrison (Shrill, Search Party) joins Nicole to chat about 90 Day Fiancé, issues with casting in today's media, and advocates for the well-being of child actors. Plus, they discuss their love for the Fast & Furious franchise, Patti shares the details of her childhood Vin Diesel sex dream, and Nicole shepherds Patti into trash television.Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https...2020-11-061h 02Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWe're Thirsty (w/ Nichole Perkins)Writer and podcaster Nichole Perkins (Thirst Aid Kit) joins Nicole to discuss setting boundaries in your casual relationships, dealing with thirsty groupies, and, can you get COVID from your pussy? Plus Nicole writes a letter to her dream man, and is shopping for a $600 sex machine. Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964Orde...2020-10-1651 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerThe World is Really Shitty and I'm Alone (w/ Ziwe)Ziwe (writer for Desus & Mero) and Nicole chat about being horn'd up, what they've been crying over, and are trying to learn to love what they see in the mirror. Nicole's back on the apps, where it seems like performative activism is the growing trend in dating bios. On the plus side, Nicole's been getting treated better on dating apps since the #BLM protests. Oh boy, life is wild and there's lots to unpack in this one.Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Fo...2020-08-281h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerClass Clown on the Plantation (w/ Amber Ruffin)Writer and actress Amber Ruffin (Late Night with Seth Meyers, A Black Lady Sketch Show) chats with Nicole about the weight of having to discuss politics on Late Night, how they can make racism funny, and what the upcoming Zoom Emmy awards will be like. Plus, Amber helps write some Hinge messages, and Nicole challenges white people to come up with a good slave joke.Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFa...2020-08-2156 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerCode-Switching (w/ Gabby Sidibe)Gabby Sidibe (Precious, American Horror Story, Empire) joins Nicole to discuss the problematic expectation to have to code switch at work, why Black women are often dealbreakers for Black men, and the crazy story behind dating a gay man for 3 years. Plus, they chat about watching 90 Day Fiancé in quarantine, and how they get mistaken for each other all the time.Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/ni...2020-08-141h 00Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFatphobia (w/ Roxane Gay)Oh boy this is a juicy one. Author Roxane Gay (Bad Feminist, Hunger) joins Nicole to discuss their experiences with institutional racism, dealing with fatphobia in interviews, and how she treated school like a videogame. Then, Roxane shares the story behind eloping, how quarantine is testing the strength of relationships everywhere, and how her wife woo'd her through podcasting.Be an active ally. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy...2020-08-071h 11Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerPerformative Allies (w/ Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman)'Do you want to be an active ally, or do you just want to say that out loud?'Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (Judge/host on Canada's Drag Race, Unreal) joins Nicole to unpack racial traumas from childhood, discuss the systematic racism in society, and rise in performative allies instead of active ones. After the break, Nicole shares her experience finding love at a Lassens.Be an active ally. For a list of resources and ways to help, check out blacklivesmatters.carrd.co.Follow Nicole Byer:Twitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyer...2020-07-311h 07Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWhite-Passing Privilege (w/ Ele Woods)Actress/comedian Ele Woods (The Good Place, CollegeHumor) shares her experiences being White-passing, and how she's using it for good. Her and Nicole discuss rollerblading and sewing in quarantine, and argue why 2020 is actually a good year. Plus, Nicole attends a virtual strip show, and teaches a 12 year old it's OK to pole dance.Support Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate check here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFa...2020-07-2457 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerSleeping for the Story (w/ The Vixen)Drag queen The Vixen (Rupaul's Drag Race S10, host of Black Girl Magic) chats about calling out microaggressions on Drag Race, the type of hate mail they receive, and how appearing on the show lead to an amicable break in their relationship. Plus, they share the secret to flirting (which they learned working at Olive Garden), the fun of having a 'Weekend Boyfriend', and sleeping with someone just for the story.Also, Nicole needs to know the CDC's guidelines on doggy style. What's the safest way to find and lock down a fuckbuddy during quarantine? The Vixen...2020-07-1751 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBlack History Year (w/ Bob the Drag Queen)"I was just looking for butthole. And then wrapped around the butthole was a really nice, young, Jewish man."Bob the Drag Queen (winner of RuPaul's Drag Race S8) chats about systematic racism, his two partners, and the confusing social construct of dating, and so much more. Plus, Bob shares some wildly embarrassing hookup stories involving race chasers, and offers Nicole a very interesting dating proposition.For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8EpuSupport Black Lives Matter. For...2020-07-101h 10Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating with Disability (w/ Santina Muha)Actress and comedian Santina Muha (One Day at a Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm) answers the worst questions to ask someone in a wheelchair, shares some of the aggressive messages she's received on dating apps, and asks to include disability in today's conversation about diversity. Plus, Nicole recaps her experience 'Facetime dating' in quarantine.Support BLM. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy...2020-07-031h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFoundations of a Successful Relationship (w/ AJA)Rapper and former drag queen AJA (RuPaul's Drag Race S9, All Stars S3) catches up with Nicole on the #BlackLivesMatter protests, discussing Black history erasure and how people can be a good ally in the movement. AJA dishes on Drag Race, admitting they were extremely high on edibles during the filming. Plus, they share how they met their biological parents this year, and provides advice on the foundational layers every successful relationship needs.For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8EpuSu...2020-06-191h 04Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHow to Date Virtually (w/ Jinkx Monsoon)"Sex is always better when you can be yourself during it"Jinkx Monsoon (Winner of Rupaul's Drag Race S5) dishes about fulfilling race chaser fantasies, heteronormative roleplay, how their Grindr use has changed since being on Drag Race, and so much more. Also, Nicole shares the only appropriate time to yell 'NAILED IT' at her.For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8EpuSupport Black Lives Matter. For a list of resources and places to donate click here: https://l...2020-06-121h 06Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerEmbrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)The wonderful comedian Michelle Buteau (Always Be My Maybe, host of The Circle) discusses owning her sexuality, raising twins, being denied the ability to adopt kids, and so much more. Nicole and Michelle share their worst moments getting drunk on a plane, how the public keeps mistaking them for one another, and if having big tiddies makes it easier or harder to dateFor more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an ep...2020-05-291h 02Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFast n' Friendly Divorce (w/ Giulia Rozzi)Oh boy, this episode is a juicy one. Comedian/actress Giulia Rozzi (Girl Code) speaks to Nicole about the struggles of being pregnant in quarantine, if she has any worries about raising a bi-racial child, and learning to not feel guilty about your privilege. Plus, Giulia teaches Nicole the best way to reach out to an old fling, and how to remain friends with an ex-husband.For more Nicole Byer, check out her other podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you do...2020-05-1557 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDoing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)Comedian Tawny Newsome (Space Force) chats with Nicole about learning how to do your own hair in quarantine, their crazy fashion phases, and the current state of "Zoom dating" along with the crazy logistics behind it.For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Fo...2020-05-081h 03Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerQuarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)"On what date do you reveal you're a merperson?"Comedian and TV writer Jamie Loftus (Robot Chicken, host of The Bechdel Cast) theorizes what it must be like being broken up but quarantined together, shares her fascination with balloon fetishists, and how 'Zoom-dating' has been working for people. Plus, Nicole's so dang horny, she's asking her roommate to sleep with her.For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an ep...2020-05-0138 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerInstagram DM Sex (w/ Ira Madison III)Ira Madison III (TV writer, host of Keep It) chats about how he's staying sane while quarantine alone, his guest appearance on You, and how he's having sex over Instagram.For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour...2020-04-2452 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerThird Wheel in a Quarantine (w/ Tommy Lenk)"Marriage should be a lease with an option to renew"Tommy Lenk (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, host of Trashcast) shares his ideas to modernize marriage, points out the archaic rules of straight dating, and talks about his experience living in quarantine with his ex-bf's new bf.We've hit peak horny!! Nicole is having a full blown meltdown. Stay inside and stay safe everyone!For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so yo...2020-04-1755 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerSaying Yes to the Dress (w/ Megan Gailey)Comedian Megan Gailey (Conan, Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) chats with Nicole about life as a newlywed in quarantine, the horrors of wedding dress shopping, and the freaks using dating apps right now. Plus, how early is it acceptable to start drinking? Quarantine is causing crazies.For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comm...2020-04-1051 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerLoving Your Boobs (w/ Amy Miller)Stand-up comedian & Nicole's opener Amy Miller (host of Who's Your God) teaches us how to spot a chucklefucker, shares her experience going through Steve Harvey's 90 day sex rule, and how to feel powerful giving a blowjob. Plus, a motivational chat about loving your girls, and a check-in from quarantine. For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leav...2020-04-0349 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating During Coronavirus (w/ Jacquis Neal)"We're all just on Zoom trying to date people?"Jacquis Neal (host of Culture Kings) joins us remotely while in quarantine to discuss what it's like being cooped up with your S/O in isolation, how people are dating during the COVID-19 pandemic, and if you can stay friends with an ex. Plus, he shares the cute story behind his Disney World proposal. Meanwhile, Nicole has started taking therapy sessions from a Costco parking lot.Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - N...2020-03-2752 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerLove (w/ Paul Rust)Paul Rust (Love, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Arrested Development) has been married for 5 years. He discusses what it's like to date and work with his partner, the differences between his show 'Love' and his real love life, and bare boner rules. Plus, they share public pranks gone wrong, and Nicole's dream marriage proposal.This was our last studio recording, prior to social isolation. We'll do our best to continue to produce episodes weekly during the quarantine. Stay inside and wash your hands, folks!For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and L...2020-03-201h 02Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerRecognizing your Self-Worth (w/ Nicolette Mason)"Everyone that I thought was 'the one', was a piece of trash."Nicolette Mason (plus-size fashion blogger) joins Nicole to discuss the latest dating buzzwords of 2020, reflecting on your self-worth, whether they've dated fans, and so much more.For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it r...2020-03-1357 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerOpen Relationships (w/ Kelly Hudson)"My life's work was dating people."Kelly Hudson (Search Party, Sunnyside, CollegeHumor) left her open-relationship to be with the man she's married to today. She shares her tricky experience dating 4 people at once, her first rules for dating in an open relationship, and what it's like to be on dating apps while married. Plus, Nicole shares her hard stance on feet, and period sex.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so yo...2020-03-061h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerSeeking Single Men at Target (w/ Janelle James)Janelle James (stand-up, writer for Black Mondays) joins Nicole to discuss the difference between East coast and West coast men, when to let a guy see you without makeup, and the best time to find single men at Target.Plus, Nicole shares her experience co-hosting the gay porn awards.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on App...2020-02-2849 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerUnpacking Nicole's Fear of Relationships (w/ Jess Rona)"Once both people like each other, the games are over."Close friend and dog groomer Jess Rona (Author of Groomed) has a heart-to-heart with Nicole to unpack her fears of being in a relationship. They also read some crazy dating app messages from men, discuss the benefits of couple's therapy, and how to talk to kids. Plus, Nicole's trying to match with Channing Tatum on Raya.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe to...2020-02-2159 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerFinding Love at DragCon (w/ Taylor Orear)Friend and fashion stylist Taylor Orear joins Nicole to shares the most adorable story behind meeting his boyfriend at RuPaul's Drag Con. They also discuss the importance of leaving baggage behind when starting new relationships, their crazy trip to Italy together, and their love for Obama's juicy butt.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leav...2020-02-1455 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDrugs & Dogs (w/ Eric Edelstein)'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo".Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth.Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to workout, is it okay to date your ex-bf's ex-bf, and more! This was recorded live in San Francisco.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her...2020-02-071h 17Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerSetting 2020 Resolutions (w/ Kevin T. Porter)Podcast pro Kevin Porter (Host of Inside Voices, Good Christian Fun, and Gilmore Guys podcast) helps Nicole set some 2020 dating goals - starting with deleting her Raya app. They also identify her negative loops to break, and have an education rundown on managing the iPhone's hidden app subscriptions. Plus, Nicole realizes she has no straight guy friends.Want to learn more about Nicole's podcasting process? Check out her interview on Inside Voices.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air....2020-01-3156 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole.Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode.Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars o...2020-01-2456 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life.Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy...2020-01-101h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerRunning into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her.Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with.Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Ap...2020-01-031h 23Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerMoving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.Want to book ads on this very podcast? Check out gumball.fm.Be sure to rate Why Won't Yo...2019-12-2057 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerLiving with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer.Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle.Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Da...2019-12-0645 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerWhat's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students.Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on...2019-11-2944 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHaving Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach.Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe!Free...2019-11-221h 39Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener.Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyB...2019-11-0146 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general.Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark...2019-10-251h 09Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerOvercoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)"Please acknowledge your pain."Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness.They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner.Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me...2019-10-1855 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerCrying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty co...2019-10-0444 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBreaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Wo...2019-09-271h 00Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Da...2019-09-1350 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure t...2019-09-061h 11Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerProblematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time."Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy.Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicoleCheck out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn...2019-08-301h 06Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf.Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul.Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy2019-08-161h 08Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerThe Joy of Being Alone (w/ Ashley Nicole Black)"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex"Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole's dream anniversary date.Also, Ashley exclusively dated gay guys in high school, meanwhile Nicole's was asking her gay friend to help lose her virginity.Be sure to check out A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO!This was recorded live in Montreal at Just for Laughs.You...2019-08-091h 00
Drag Her! A RuPaul's Drag Race PodcastAll Stars S1E1: The Lost Season of RuPaul's All Stars (w/ Nicole Byer & Mano Agapion)
The costumes! The personalities! The SASS! Drag Race experts Mano Agapion (UCB Drag Race) and Nicole Byer (All Stars S3 guest judge) discuss all the tea as they dissect Drag Race All Stars Season 1. Plus, lots of personal gossip from the set of Drag Race and Drag Con!Watch along with us! You can now stream all episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S1 on Hulu at:https://www.hulu.com/series/rupauls-drag-race-all-stars-05f8f8f0-1285-4d32-8749-69d3e935e731You can also steam all seasons...2019-07-0855 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Le...2019-07-0559 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerTop or Bottom? (LIVE w/ Jon Gabrus, Nick Wiger, and Mike Mitchell)Freshly drunk from a power-hour, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they like ass play. They also answer audience questions about post-sex snacks, favorite porn genres, and their craziest sex stories. Plus, Nicole helps officiate a live marriage proposal.Listen to the High & Mighty Power-Hour they recorded here: https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty/212-chicago-power-hour-with-nick-wiger-mike-mitchell-and-nicole-byerThis was recorded at Thalia Hall for HeadGum Live in Chicago.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder...2019-06-211h 25
Punch Up The Jam'Believe' by Cher (w/ Nicole Byer)DO YOU BELIEVE that Nicole Byer (@nicolebyer - Nailed it!, Why Won't You Date Me podcast) came through to absolutely bathe in Cher's 1998 hit "BELIEVE" ?!? WARNING: this episode contains what can only be described as "power giggling" so listen responsibly!!!Check out Nicole Byer's new podcast Best Friends: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/best-friends-with-nicole-byer-and-sasheer-zamata/id1464766741UNPUNCHABLE JAMS: "Simon Says" by Megan Thee Stallion, "Big Ole Freak" by Megan Thee Stallion and "Riding for the Feeling" by Bill Callahan.Want more Punch Up The Jam? Become a Patron today! You'll support the show pl...2019-06-131h 16Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBONUS: The One That Got Away (w/ Blair Socci)Blair Socci (stand-up, The Blair & Greta Show) discusses what it's like to date an "influencer", how to have an amicable break up with your ex, and the pro/cons of dating comedians. Plus, Nicole reads your listener submitted stories about the one that got away!This bonus episode is brought to you by Netflix's Always Be My Maybe! Watch it on Netflix now and in select theaters.Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15th. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/headgum-live-why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer-thalia-hall-tickets-59977721981You can play along and see Ni...2019-06-041h 01Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHaving Sex in Drag (LIVE from DragCon 2019 w/ Vicky Vox)Drag queen Vicky Vox (DWV, Magic Mike XXL) joins Nicole to discuss having sex in drag, using AOL messenger to lose your virginity, and where to find the biggest dicks. Nicole had sex with a Canadian that left actual nuts in her pussy. She's also getting photos AirDrop'd to her by audience members. It's a real wild show.They also answer audience questions about fisting, taking a big dick, and their ideal wedding proposal.This was recorded live at RuPaul's DragCon 2019. Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15t...2019-05-3158 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating in the 3rd Grade (w/ Beth Stelling)Beth Stelling (Crashing, I Love You, America) discusses the crazy things they learned in school, what it was like to have a 3rd grade boyfriend, how she met her current boyfriend doing stand-up.A fan threatens to sleep with Nicole, but doesn't follow through. Have a story about the one that got away? Share it for a chance to be read on the podcast! You can email it anonymously to hey@headgum.com with the subject line: "The One That Got Away". Listeners stories will be read on an upcoming special episode of Why Won't Yo...2019-05-2459 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHow to Date Long Distance (w/ Demi Adejuyigbe)Demi Adejuyigbe (The Late Late Show with James Corden, Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss how he found love on Twitter, how to successfully date long distance, and at what point you should tell your Tinder match what you're into. Plus, Nicole reads some embarrassing opening Bumble conversations.Be sure to check out Demi's Punch Up The Jam podcast.Venmo $13 to @electrolemon.Have a story about the one that got away? Share it for a chance to be read on the podcast! You can email it anonymously to hey@headgum...2019-05-1753 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHow to get Banned from Tinder (w/ Eleanor Bray)Eleanor Bray (Nicole's old assistant!) comes on to discuss what it was like working as Nicole's assistant, how she got banned on Tinder, and the musicals they've performed in. They also share their love for pole-dancing, and Nicole manifests her dream man.Have a story about the one that got away? Share it for a chance to be read on the podcast! You can email it anonymously to hey@headgum.com with the subject line: "The One That Got Away". Listeners stories will be read on an upcoming special episode of Why Won't You Date Me.2019-05-101h 03Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHeckled Online and Offline (w/ Miel Bredouw)"I hope my dad ate ass."Miel Bredouw (Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss online harassment, what it was like to 'date' on Vine and what kind of sex their parents would've been into.Nicole's developed a new technique to handle hecklers on the road, and has a running Twitter beef with John Cleese. She also shares the future of the podcast if she were to ever find a boyfriend.Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15th. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/headgum-live-why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer-thalia-hall-tickets-599777219812019-05-031h 08Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBuilding a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)"You get a social security number when you're born, you should also get a therapist that you have to see when you turn 13."Laura and Rachel (Girls on Porn podcast) teach Nicole how to create a sex roster, shares signs of a good therapist, discuss their favorite type of porn, and if they swipe right on friends. Nicole provides advice to young woman struggling with measuring their sexual expectations in life.Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15th. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/headgum-live-why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer-thalia-hall-tickets-59977721981You can p...2019-04-2600 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerHigh School Dating (w/ Cameron Esposito)Cameron Esposito (Put Your Hands Together, Queery podcast) discusses what it's like to host a show with her ex-wife, her past experience working as a circus ring leader, and how it feels to get dumped as a couple. Nicole shares her experience 'coming out' to her parents for liking dicks.Chicago! Come see Why Won't You Date Me at HeadGum Live June 15th. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/headgum-live-why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer-thalia-hall-tickets-59977721981You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe s...2019-04-1956 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerBlowjob Tips (w/ Jake and Amir)Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice.Nicole shares the insane things she requests in her final will and funeral. She's also jumping back in the app game and has Jake and Amir rate her new Tinder profile.Check out Jake and Amir's advice podcast If I Were You. Listen to Nicole's episode here:https://headgum.com/if-i-were-you/372-blanket-poop-withnicole-byerYou can play along...2019-03-2258 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDealing with Creeps (w/ Trixie Mattel)Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars!Like Drag Races? Check out Nicole Byer's Drag Race recap podcast What the Tuck? on HeadGum.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a d...2019-02-011h 06Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerDating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster)"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet"Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her.Check out Joel and Nicole's new Drag Race podcast What the Tuck? on HeadGum! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.You can play along...2018-12-2153 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance.Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFace...2018-11-3056 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to r...2018-11-1656 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/t...2018-10-0557 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com...2018-09-1449 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyRate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a nasty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/to...2018-08-101h 03Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwi...2018-07-201h 08Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicol...2018-07-1353 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerTake a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates2018-06-081h 02Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken...2018-06-0149 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerMasturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup.Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow...2018-04-1358 minWhy Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a d...2018-04-061h 00Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole ByerNicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read...2017-12-1545 min