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Super Definitely Not ProblematicPea Foam is a Scam, and So Are You.... Season 2, Episode 10We’re not foodies — we’re hungry. There’s a difference. In this week’s episode, we break up with fine dining, softly and with carbs. Keep your foie gras, your edible flowers, your pretentious little pea foam. We want rice. We want ketchup chips. We want serotonin in a regular quantity.Also: why “I’m a foodie” is the new “I studied abroad once,” Hilary’s ongoing beef with overpriced tasting menus, and a gentle reminder that not everything needs to be deconstructed and served in a shot glass.Plus:• ayahuasca retreat… are we paying to throw up...2025-05-1549 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicSeason 2, Episode 9: Filler, Penguins & Other Things That Should Really Stay Put (like filler in your face, penguins in Antarctica, and Bill Clinton’s dick in his pants.)Welcome back to Season 2, Episode 9 — we took a short break because… honestly, life is a bit of a shit show. Like, Congress-level messy. If vibes were legislation, we’d be filibustering our feelings.(Legal note: this is a metaphor. Please do not subpoena us. We cannot afford a lawyer and also we are just girls.)This episode is a full-body experience — from the boob massages of rural Italy to the hammams of Morocco (and existential shame). Simone returns from her steamy saga feeling cleansed, confused, and mortified (in that exact order), while Hilary shares the emotiona...2025-04-2555 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicWould you buy Twitter instead of solving world hunger? Season 2, Episode 8: Lobotomies, Liberation Day and Elon 👊 🔥 🇺🇸This week, Hilary and Simone are not feeling chill, because the world is basically a dumpster fire with WiFi. Things did get a bit more serious than normal, but when reality feels like a bad satire, what else can you do? So, naturally, we decided to unpack some of history’s greatest hits and today’s worst takes—while sipping on some liquor from Tanzania, because why not? Cheers.We start with life before penicillin—when a simple paper cut could turn into your villain origin story. Then, we check in on Elon Musk, who is once again pr...2025-04-0346 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicThese are a few of our favourite things: Season 2, Episode 7: Feet Pics, Sex Tapes, and DunkaroosThis week, Hilary and Simone ask the big questions: Should we start selling feet pics? Is there a tasteful way to monetize your toes without telling your parents? Can you write off a pedicure as a business expense if your arches are your brand? Would you join a cult if the starter pack came with matching water bottles and passive income? These are the entrepreneurial and existential dilemmas of our generation.Then, as always, we spiral. Cue the international candy chaos: Mexican spaghetti candy that tastes like regret and childhood confusion, and a passionate campaign for the...2025-03-2954 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicThese are a few of our favourite things: Season 2, Episode 7: Feet Pics, Sex Tapes, and DunkaroosThis week, Hilary and Simone ask the big questions: Should we start selling feet pics? Is there a tasteful way to monetize your toes without telling your parents? Can you write off a pedicure as a business expense if your arches are your brand? Would you join a cult if the starter pack came with matching water bottles and passive income? These are the entrepreneurial and existential dilemmas of our generation.Then, as always, we spiral. Cue the international candy chaos: Mexican spaghetti candy that tastes like regret and childhood confusion, and a passionate campaign for the...2025-03-2754 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicThe Second Place Generation... Season 2, Episode 6: Cookie Butter, Cosmic Fate, and the Worst Ways to DieIn this deeply philosophical (and by that, we mean absolutely chaotic) episode, Simone and Hilary get way too into their zodiac signs. Do the stars actually know them better than they know themselves? Probably. Are they still side-eyeing the whole thing? Also yes. Then, it's a deep dive into the Beta Generation—both the kids and the fish. Coincidence? Almost certainly. Are they doomed to a lifetime of second place? The jury's still out. But wait—there's more! We debate the absolute worst ways to die (spoiler: they’re all terrible), attempt to rebrand the word stubborn (because it's just p...2025-03-1956 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicWine me, Dine me and Don’t you Dare 69 Me! Season 2, Episode 5: Our First Giveaway, Popeye Cigarettes, and Death of the Thumbs Up Emoji, finally! Listen up, besties—Simone and Hilary are back for another episode of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where we ask the hard-hitting questions, expose flawed designs (both cosmic and anatomical), and fight for justice where it matters (like friendship monogamy and proper animal naming conventions).First up: 69s. Let’s be honest, this position is for no one. Who designed it? (Men) Who benefits? (Men) Why does it feel like a poorly planned IKEA bunk bed of disappointment? (And once again… men) We break down why this so-called sexy number is a logistical nightmare and why we, as...2025-03-1248 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicSeason 2, Episode 4: Rat Rabbits, Sloth Girl Winter, and the Moon Landing Conspiracy We’re Too Lazy to Fact-Check Buckle up, besties, because Hilary and Simone are back with another episode of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where they deep-dive into the unhinged, the oddly educational, and the things you definitely should NOT bring up at family dinner.First up: rat rabbits (yes, we said RAT. RABBIT. Let that nightmare fuel sink in). Are they a genetic glitch? A government psy-op? Or just further proof that Mother Nature is out here playing Sims with no cheat codes? Either way, we’re horrified.Next, meet Sid, the baby sloth, who is living proof that you don’t ne...2025-03-0653 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicHold on Tight! Season 2, Episode 3: The Challenge, Morning Raves and Port-A-Potty Slip N’ SlidesHold on tight, because Episode 3 is about to break your brain—and we’re not sorry. Hilary and Simone are spilling the tea on The Challenge hookups, how love really isn’t blind, and the Golden Oldies Bachelor - where it may be more of a race to the walker than the rose. We delve into the important topics like raves that start at 8am (with these old knees? pass!), how to take a vacation from your vacation by day-drinking and night-sleeping! (Maybe we need to be on the Golden Oldies Bachelor…) Plus, let’s talk about the best t...2025-02-2552 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicWould you eat your friends? Season 2, Episode 2: Synaesthesia, Tajin & Jeffrey EpsteinGet ready for Super Definitely Not Problematic Episode 2—where we dive into everything from Micheladas with tajín to life-or-death "Would You Rather" questions. In this episode, we get to find out why Hilary isn’t allowed to have a laptop and examine the art of the perfect Uber Eats Starbucks order. We’ll also ponder some deep, philosophical stuff—like how Simone sees numbers as colors, do snakes really have teeth, and would you eat your friends on a deserted island? (And if so, which body part?)And if you’re into conspiracy...2025-02-1153 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicWe're Back...Season Two, Episode One: Polar Plunges, The War of 1812 and Men in Pleated Pants (Yay or Nay?)Welcome to Season 2, Episode 1 of Super Definitely Not Problematic with Hilary and Simone—your go-to podcast for wild stories, unpopular opinions, and hilarious debates. This week, we’re revisiting the War of 1812—yes, that war you probably Googled in history class... when was it again? We’ll also tackle the tough question: Are men in pleated pants an ick or a vibe?And for all you solo travelers out there—are you really traveling if you don’t have someone to judge the food with? We're answering that and more! Plus, Hilary’s polar plunging like a true daredevil...2025-02-0439 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 16: Our Last Episode....of Season 1 Welcome to Super Definitely Not Problematic! Episode 16 is here, and Hilary and Simone are kicking off 2024 with a fiery blend of millennial takes, pop culture chaos, and just a hint of pumpkin spice. This week, the duo dives into the world of New Year’s resolutions—are they inspiring life changes or just an excuse to guilt yourself while clutching a pumpkin spice latte? They also revisit the infamous Madeleine McCann case, unraveling one of the most talked-about mysteries of our time. Hugh Grant’s eternal grumpiness is next on the docket as they break down why we’re...2024-12-311h 12
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 15: Gator Wine, Existential Dread and The Fifth ElementIn Episode 15 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, Hilary and Simone serve up the ultimate millennial fever dream. We’re talking gator wine—because why not?—and the underrated athleticism of plus-size park hoppers (respect the grind, Disney adults). Auntie Anne’s pretzels? Still undefeated and a core memory for all of us carb lovers.We take a detour into The Fifth Element because it’s campy perfection and deserves eternal praise. Then, things get weird as we unpack the concept of remembering your own birth. Is it deep? Is it disturbing? Who knows, but we’re definitely spiraling.2024-12-2459 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 14: So you think I'm skinyyyy, Jeremy Allen White, and Compact KingsJoin Simone and Hilary as they pour a generous chalice of altar wine and dive headfirst into the chaos. Is it the underrated drink of champions or just grape juice with ambition? They have thoughts.Simone spills on her jaw surgery journey, from the horrifying pre-op to the smoothie-only diet that nearly broke her spirit. And while they’re on survival strategies, they explore the very rational idea of having an extraction team on standby. It’s giving James Bond, but with more complaining.Hilary’s dream of going Special Ops gets unpacked. Can a chic w...2024-12-1758 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 13: Mother God, Cult Leaders, and The Girth MasterThis week, we cannonball into the hydration nation of Water Tok, where "water" is just a loose suggestion for what is essentially melted popsicle juice in a tumbler. Health gurus? We’ve got questions.Then, we tackle mean comments—those spicy little insults that hit harder than they should. Don’t worry, we’re dishing it right back while pretending our feelings are totally not hurt. At all.Online dating gets its moment, and wow, the bar is so low it’s practically underground. Pro tip: leading with Harvey Weinstein in your opening line? NOT the flex y...2024-12-1046 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 12: Ratatouille, Paranormal Activity and If you hate it, why did you come?In episode 12 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, things get wild as we dive into the latest TikTok drama—because who needs real-life issues when you can obsess over viral trends, right? But the drama doesn’t stop there. We’re also tackling the big debate: Are ghosts real? Meanwhile, Hilary and Simone are in a full-on existential crisis, trying to figure out if they should go to therapy together or just keep pretending their problems will magically resolve themselves by posting inspirational quotes on Instagram. Spoiler: It’s not working. This episode is a hilarious whirlwin...2024-12-0343 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 11: Leather Capris, Tik Tok Tea, and One Night in ParisIn Episode 11 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, we’re finally giving Havaianas the roast they deserve. Sorry, not sorry—we don’t like them. They’re ugly, impractical, and wearing them to go out is the kind of decision you make when you’re 12. We’re just trying not to get canceled for flip-flop hate, but hey, it’s a risk we’re willing to take.Then, we get deep into the late-30s millennial crisis: stuck in the club line, feeling like a fossil while everyone else is young enough to still make mistakes. Do we stay? Do w...2024-11-2653 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode 10: Emotional Wolf Packing, the Alexander Nicholas Chavez edit and Trial & ErrorOn Episode 10 of Super Definitely. Not Problematic, it’s a wild ride through the chaos of trial and error—like figuring out life the millennial way: one awkward misstep at a time. Simone and Hilary tackle everything from getting pulled over at a traffic stop (because who hasn’t flashed a tit at least once to distract the cop?) to navigating emotional wolf packing—because, really, what’s more millennial than bonding over shared trauma and figuring out your feelings in real time?Meanwhile, Simone finally introduces Hilary to the Nicholas Alexander Chavez edit, and honestly, it’s the kind o...2024-11-1944 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Nine: Free Bleeding, Safari Lager, and the Honey BadgerWelcome to Episode 9 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where we spill the tea on wildly relatable misadventures, no filter (because why would we?). This week, we’re diving into free bleeding, beer tasting, and of course—the fuckboys next door—because let’s be real, they’re basically the honey badgers of the dating world. They don't care, and neither do we.Grab your drink (or don’t, we’re not your mom) and get ready for a hilarious, no-holds-barred discussion on everything from credit scores (yeah, we went there) to winning Bumble, with a side of tampon talk. O...2024-11-1243 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Eight: Stalkers, Britney Spears, and HangoversJoin Hilary and Simone for episode eight and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss Stalkers, Britney Spears, and Hangovers. Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton2024-11-0643 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Seven: Turbulence, Croatian Brandy, and RabiesJoin Hilary and Simone for episode seven and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss Turbulence, Rabies, and Roadkill while taste testing Croatian Brandy.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan...2024-10-2555 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Six: Pottery, Febreeze Fights, and Cartography Join Hilary and Simone for episode six and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss pottery (to pot?), Febreeze fights, and the skill of cartography.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!Podcast Hosts Hilary Mac...2024-10-1739 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Five: Spirit of the Festival, Baby Corn, and the IckJoin Hilary and Simone for episode five and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss the spirit of the festival, how things are grown (baby corn?), and Simone's many Icks.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends...2024-10-1044 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Four: Travel Tales, Fires, and Renaissance FairsJoin Hilary and Simone for episode four and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they deep dive into some travel tales, fires that never were, and aspirational renaissance fairs.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!Podcast Hos...2024-10-0343 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Three: Nudists, Winter Camping, and Beaver FeverJoin Hilary and Simone for their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss nudists, winter camping, beaver fever and more. This weeks episode is short and sweet to enjoy on your Thirsty Thursday.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP s2024-09-2832 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicEpisode Two: Shakespeare, PenPals, and Ice Sculptors In Episode two we dive into the most poignant topics: Shakespeare, Prison PenPals, Homemade Energy Drinks, Ice Sculptors and so much more. Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!2024-09-2856 min
Super Definitely Not ProblematicOur First Episode: Anthrax, Hexes, and Prison TokWelcome to “Super Definitely Not Problematic,” the podcast where we tackle cultural chaos with lolz! Join high school besties Hilary and Simone as they navigate pop culture with witty banter and just enough irreverence to keep it spicy.Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Jo...2024-09-2854 min