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Spooky Sh*tSS 74: Angels, Aliens, or Many Eyed Celestial Fire Wheels? You DecideWhere do you fall on the hierarchy of angels? If you're really sexy, you could be an archangel. If you have 6 wings and 80 eyeballs, you might be a spaceship. Only God can say. In this episode, Hope and Brandi take on ancient aliens, Satan, gay sex, and giants buried in the Earth's crust. It all adds up. Trust.
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If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com2021-07-2156 minSpooky Sh*tSS73: No Dogs Go To Heaven. Also Near Death Experiences.We’re back again!! Today we are talking real science, published, actual sources that science people made and also a book we never will read! Near Death Experiences, whose got ‘em? Nearly no one, it turns out. But if you do, you can talk to angels, control electricity, and master the piano after your white light adventure. We try to talk about ghost dogs too. Turns out they don’t go to heaven. Fucked up if true. Learn all about near death experiences and try not to have one while listening!
Trigger Warning: Suicide. If you’re struggling, please contact the Nati...2021-07-0846 min
Spooky Sh*tSS 72: Living It Up at the Hotel F*ck ThisWe miss traveling. So here is two of the worst places to ever vacation at: The Crescent Hotel and The Lizzie Borden House. One has got an actual Disney villain level nasty man and the other has lesbian axe murder. Take your pick! Both are bad but at least the rotten mutton and flapjacks are included.2021-02-241h 16Spooky Sh*tSS 71: Making the Pharaoh's Curse WERK for YouBrendan Fraser is quaking in his female gaze-d boots(jk, he wears nothing but a loin cloth). Why? Because Hope and Brandi, for the first time, are DELIVERING on their promises. We cover the big tittied, big brained, Sphinx as well as King Tut's incomparable curse. Lol. Egyptology is racist.
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Spooky Sh*tSS 70: Harry Potter is 13 and Physically Bigger than JesusGot questions about Satanic beasts and where to find them? Brandi & Hope are talking Prisoner of Azkaban — the third installment of the Harry Potter saga — to undercover the scary origins of hippogriffs and black dog omens. Hagrid girls will love this one.
If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com2021-01-1351 minSpooky Sh*tSS 69: This Sh*t Ain't NicholasSanta is OUT. And bad nasty rowdy Saint Ain't Nicholas is IN. Did you know Santa has 3 nega-clones full of dark energies and ambivalent motives? You better watch out. Because Father Whips, Rough Nicholas, Ashy Nicholas, and Furry Nicholas are coming for your ass (to switch ya). Act right. Or get hit. Happy Holigays! Love, Hope and Brandi.2020-12-2545 minSpooky Sh*tSS68: This Is Different! the Girls Talk About The Haunting of Bly ManorLOOK. We got busy. We got tired. I dunno. But this is something different. Today we talk about The Haunting of Bly Manor. We are doing what every other white man with a podcast has ever done. And before you even ask, YES. We have media training.
If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com2020-12-1853 minSpooky Sh*tSS67: Incorruptible Catholics: Kissing Hearts and Eating Flesh with Special Guest Danni LinWhat the hell is going on with the Catholics?! Somebody call the pope! There is magic afoot! We've got bodies that ain't rotting. And bread is turning into celestial super-flesh. And what's with the dead body parts going on tours of Raging Waters? Today Hope and Brandi sit down with our special guest, Danni Lin, to discuss the wack things Catholics put in their mouths.
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Spooky Sh*tSS 666: Live Hard, Love Soft: The Fearsome Critters of Early AmericaA lot of stuff has happened this month that will end up in American History books. But Brandi & Hope are here to tell you what your cowardly AP US History teachers could not -- Hodags & Jackalopes are REAL!
Whether it's performing a surprise solo around the old cowboy campfire or getting revenge from animal-abusing loggers, these fearsome critters were not f*cking around.
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Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-10-3152 minSpooky Sh*tSS 64: Don't Do A OuijaYou want to talk to demons? You want to have ghosts? You want to get secret messages from grandma? Well forget it! The ouija board is bad! It's a one way ticket to Zozo town and you are too weak to handle it. Only the most powerful of 8 year olds can wield the ouija board and uncover its secrets. Give it up! Forget it! Throw that ouija board away! But don't. That will also give you demons.2020-10-2852 minSpooky Sh*tSS 63: Mommy, Don't You Know Who I Am?: That Alive Boy's Got A Dead Boy In HimYou know the thing where lil boys tell their moms that they are actually WWII pilots who died holding their best friend's hand? That's creepy.
Today Brandi & Hope explore reincarnation in America -- across religions, regions and sanity.
Check out our instagram and say you like us please: https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-10-0849 minSpooky Sh*tSS 62: Future Ghosts Maybe??So Hope had a vision of future ghosts. Ghosts from the future. Now that ended up being nothing. BUT!! Let’s focus on visions instead. We That So Raven’d it real hard today as we discussed the Catholic logistics of getting impressions from supernatural beings. Mark Twain saw a vision of his brother dying and Joseph Smith saw sexy white Jesus. Supernatural future hallucinations come in all shapes and sizes. What hypersonic download dumps could your eyeballs get if they just opened themselves up to the possibilities?
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Spooky Sh*tSS 61: Covering Up UFOs with a Cover Up of a Cover UpSo the Pentagon confirmed the existence of UFOs…in April. Woops! That’s just 2020, right!?! Well it’s being covered now. This week Hope and Brandi are riding a wave of positivity right into space and are cavorting with all the famous UFOs of history. Yeah, we’re covering Rosewell. And let’s not forget about the Berkshires! UFOs are real and they are coming to your local cow patch.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-08-0500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 60: Infernal Thieves, Globetrotting Elephants, and Flat EarthersWake up sheeple. Close your ears to the worldwide scientist conspiracy and open your eyes to the truth. The world is flat. Anyone standing on the ground and not sliding off the Earth should realize that. Gravity? That’s fake. Pictures of space? Photoshop. Eclipses? Atmospheric illusions. Now take the red pill and join us on a journey to the edge of the earth to fight the soldiers who protect the ice wall that keeps all the oceans from leaking off the planet.
“Don’t Let Them Take Your Mind” by Conspiracy Music Guru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVLbEoQ...2020-07-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 59: How the Illuminati Cucked FreemasonryThis week, Hope and Brandi delve into the cryptic depths of secret societies. Who are the Freemasons and what devilry did they construct into our very streets?! And who are the Illuminati and what did they have to do to get corny in Beyonce’s mess?? We intend to find out! And maybe learn a few tips and tricks while we form the Spooky Shit secret society for ourselves! And too late! You’re already a member.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-06-1000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 58: That’s Another One for Apocalypse Bingo!Hear ye! Hear ye! The end time is nigh! The bells of heaven are a ringin’ and Satan has come to roost. We have finally decided to stop ignoring coronavirus and instead have come to the conclusion that it is the first sign of the apocalypse. Labor pains, horsemen, and locust, oh my! Let’s break down revelations and get the sign of the beast injected into our blood streams.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-05-2000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 57: Let There Be GoblinsGoblins are an unknowable force of nature. Their lore is as deep as it is wide and to plumb the depths of their history is to reach into infinity. They surpass the simple constructs of good and evil. They exist beyond the natural and supernatural. They are neither demon nor fairy. They are simply goblin. And to try to define them would be an act of fools. So that’s what we do! Come along with us as we discuss why there is so much goddamn information on these small hairy men.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.in...2020-05-0600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 56: These Statues Eat DemonsThere’s nothing like a funky lil’ gargoyle to lighten the mood of a dusty catholic sermon. But these distorted creatures aren’t just there for the kids; they eat demons! And perhaps, are demons. No one is quite sure. But what we do know is that they’re our friends. And what of those badass lions that sit outside of your local chinatown? Fu Dogs are a staple of chinese architecture that absorb bad vibes and love to sit. These statues have superpowers and thank god they use them for good.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagra...2020-04-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 55: Hold On Tight Spider MonkeyHow to decipher the ingenious mind of the one and only, Stephanie Meyer? How do we plumb the depths of her psyche? Her inspiration? Her mythology? The mother of modern vampire fiction is an indecipherable puzzle. And Hope and Brandi intend to decipher it. What we found? Tenuous connections and problematic bastardization! Ah… Could we expect any less from our boys, Edward and Jacob? #TeamHalice #TeamCharliexBilly
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-04-0800 minSpooky Sh*tSS 54: Sex Cults and a Soul Travel SurpriseHey kids! These ain’t your grandma’s moldy old religions. These are new sexy spiritualities with some spectacular new perks. Ever wanted to leave your body? Just hop on the soul elevator with Eckankar and sail away to planes unknown! Or are you more of a free spirit looking for a new open playground featuring some sci fi surprises? Then Raëlism is the cult for you! In this episode, Brandi and Hope discuss these wacky religions and huuuuuu themselves all the way out of self isolation.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-03-2500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 53: Photographic Evidence of Slenderman and Jack the Killer KissingRemember 2008? Remember Slenderman and his enemy to lover Jack the Killer? We goddamn do. Educate yourself on creepypasta fundamentals in this episode sponsored by 4chan and Livejournal.
Check out our new instagram at www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-03-1800 minSpooky Sh*tSS 52: Check my Twin VibesWhat are twins even? Same looks, same genes, same superhuman powers??? In what could be their most scientific episode yet, Hope and Brandi explore the spooky implications of having the same brain as another person. Shared vibe channels, sparked nerve endings, and mutual Betties are just par for the course as a twin. But watch out! The connection can go sour when your twin is someone you can’t live with and can’t live without, literally.
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-02-2800 minSpooky Sh*tSS 51: Is a Corpse a Muppet?In this episode, we cover the big questions. Is it people who are really the monsters? Is Madame Tussaud murdering celebrities to create her waxen museum of lies? And what truly is the difference between a corpse and a muppet? Enter the Spooky Sh*t Carnival of Horrors and find the forbidden answers. But watch your step! Lest you be lost among the premature babies and hanging mummies!
Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en2020-02-1200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 50: The Dichotomy of Goths and VampiresThis week we take a trip down south and party with the immortals. Whether you fancy kinky living mannequins or bloody brides, these vampires don’t disappoint. First we swing by The Masquerade club in Atlanta for a taste of the gothic scene vampires can’t get enough of. Then we visit the bayou to see the original New Orleans Casket Girls and their baby-eating legacy which still haunts the French Quarter to this day. And while we’re there, can anyone tell us the difference between a goth and a vampire?? We desperately need to know.
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Today's episode is about the haunted pirate chicken restaurant in Georgia that Brandi was cursed enough to visit and also the Kraken. This is the second time we've covered the Kraken on the show because we simply forgot we've already talked about it! WHOOPS! ENJOY!
And if you want to see what Brandi was up to during the break, check out Art Sistory! It’s her new comedy Art History podcast about dishing goss and tr...2020-01-1300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 48: Sh*tmas Returns, SorryThe dumbasses are back baby!!! Yeah um sorry about dropping off the planet for, like, a whole year without saying anything but in our defense... we have absolutely no excuses. So to catch you up, Hope got married and Brandi went on a trip around the world! And now we’re back with a spooky Christmas sequel, introducing merry horse skulls and biblical yule witches. Yes, Mari Lwyd and La Befana are here and you better let them into your house. Now.
And if you want to see what Brandi was up to during the break, check out Art Sistory! It...2019-12-2300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 47: The Baba Yaga Contains MultitudesThe Baba Yaga is everything and nothing, here and gone, kind and cruel, all powerful and all knowing. She is our mother, our liberator, our goddess, our demon, our greatest fear and deepest desire. The time of the Baba is now and has always been. Join us in a celebration of her unfathomable brilliance and profound maliciousness. Long story short, we love her. And so should you.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2019-02-2400 minSpooky Sh*tSS 46: Really Bad Eggs: Ghost Ships & the Women that Love ThemYO HO YO HO A GHOST SHIP'S LIFE FOR MEEEEEE! This week's episode is all about ghost ships, cruise liners, and canoes. Is that an iceburg in the distance? No, it's the soul of a drowned child who just wants to follow you around first class!
Brandi and Hope cover The Flying Dutchman & Queen Mary to decide who is the most haunted and bad. Any thoughts?
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2019-02-0300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 45: Winter is a B*tchIt’s cold and not even Christmas anymore. So what’s the point of winter??! Oh yeah, giving creepy winter spookies a chance to terrorize us. Join us this week as Hope discusses the dreaded Devil’s Footprints and Brandi takes us north to the home of the Ijiraq. It’s chilly, it’s dark, and it’s full of sideways mouths that whisper to you to marry your dog. And you know what? We’re listening.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2019-01-0900 minSpooky Sh*tSS 44: My Fairy Boyfriend is Very Real & Very BeautifulBrandi finally did it: she made a whole episode of Spooky Shit about fairies (aka faefolk, aka the neighbors, aka kitchen helpers)! Brandi & Hope regale each other with scary and stupid stories about the small (and sometimes not so small) people that exist in the dimension just above us. There’s probably a fairy near you right now! Remember to give her whole milk so you don’t get cursed.2018-12-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 43: The Halloween Shittacular: Satan’s Got a CrushTrick or treat y’all! These spooky trainwrecks finally did it. Here’s that Halloween special with all the cats, bats, and turnips you need to fill your empty soul. Or maybe it’s just soul cakes. Crack open a cold one for you and your dead grandma as we go on a journey through the history of this haunted holiday. We’re talking Victorian love rituals, garbage bags full of bugs, wedding cats, and more. Happy Halloween!!!2018-10-3100 minSpooky Sh*tSS 42: Imaginary Friends: My Best Friend is a Hallucination, and I Will Hug HimToday’s topic: really scary & gross imaginary friends! You may not think childhood made-up friends are weird, but Hope had one who was a red-headed imaginary bully named Dan that would hang out behind her with a knife, so shut up. Brandi talks Mr. Gordy tries to nail down an actual definition for "ghosts" while Hope dives into the internet subculture of adult imaginary friends for Bronies, aka Tulpas. Hope guides Brandi through creating a new imaginary friend with the power of the internet, cultural appropriation, and friendship magic. Tell us all about your Tulpas at: spookyshitpod@gm...2018-10-2400 minSpooky Sh*tSS 41: From Long Island to Hollywood: Who is the Psychic Supreme?I'm sensing a father figure with an E name! Do you love to learn from the Learning Channel and kinda believe in reincarnation? You may have heard about one or both of the TV psychics we are discussing today: Theresa Caputo and Tyler Henry. We discuss their realness factor on this week's episode! Don't worry, we're still very very afraid of ghosts.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-10-0600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 40: Psychics: It’s like ESPN or SomethingI can see your future... you are going to listen to this episode of Spooky Shit! Today Hope and Brandi are discussing psychics and how they do the telling of the future. From Nostradamus's emo poetry to Miss Cleo's super affirming tarot readings, we discuss fortune-telling in all its fabulous forms. But no mediums! Talking to the dead is cheating.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-09-1300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 39: Military Scientists Made Me Summon Bigfoot: Government Mind Control ExperimentsDo you believe your government is being run by aliens or lizard people? Do you think video games can control your mind? Does Grand Theft Auto make you want to steal a helicopter and fly it into a radio tower? If you said “what?” to all three of these questions and are caught up on Stranger Things, then this is the episode for you!
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-09-0200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 38: The Kraken and the Notoriously Cantankerous ZoologistIs that an island? Perhaps a critically acclaimed British actor? The crab from Moana? Nope! It’s our good pal, The Kraken, the ancient norse menace or maybe just a big ‘ole squid! Whether he’s ripping apart the Black Pearl or just producing some glittery poops, we know he’s our guy. Tune in for some deep discussion on our squishy yet spikey friend and confront the reality that he is still inhabiting the watery depths to this day.
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Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-07-2500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 36: UFO Religions: My Body is Actually Made of Aliens???Looking for a new religion? Why not aliens? Today Brandi and Hope are taking a deep dive into two of the most well known UFO religions, Heaven's Gate and Scientology. They are a confusing, maddening whirlwind that may or may not have wriggled into Hope’s computer and destroyed our audio. Whether you're a struggling actor or a long-time sci-fi enthusiast, you can make the really bad decision to join one of these cults. But seriously, don’t join one of these cults.
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Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-06-1400 minSpooky Sh*tSS 34: Nightmares: They Make You SweatyWhere do we go when we sleep? Sometimes, we go to hell and meet a scary porcelain doll or our own faceless reflection in the mirror. We’re talking nightmares today, and answering these timeless questions: Are lucid dreams scary, or just cool? Could Abraham Lincoln tell the future through his dreams? Is the astral plane only real in the Jiffy universe?2018-05-3100 minSpooky Sh*tSS 33: Livin’, Bitchin’, and Glitchin’ in the MatrixToday Hope and Brandi get into some deep dark science that they really have no right explaining: glitches in the matrix. Are we stuck in some simulation getting slowly juiced by robots? How about parallel universes colliding? Are you guilty of eating your parallel self from another universe? We know we are! Come join us on this glitch-tastic ride before reality shifts and this episode ceases to exist!
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Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-04-2800 minSpooky Sh*tSS 31: Mummies: A Tennis Playin' People Cursin' NightmareRemember when you were a kid and you went on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and you have to go look at a hell of laminated corpses for science? No? Well Brandi and Hope did and they have hated mummies ever since. We talk about Egypt, evil white people, jeep mummification, and the worst version of Gilmore Girls ever imagined. Send us mail at spookyshitpod@gmail.com, follow us @spookyshitpod on Twitter and at spookyshitpod.tumblr.com!2018-04-0400 minSpooky Sh*tSS 30: A Night At The Corpse TheaterDo you love musicals? Do you love being assasinated in theaters? Then you’ll love this episode entirely devoted to haunted theaters! From Gerard Butler to John Wilkes Booth, we’ll cover how your favorite actors’ connection to the spirit world! After hearing about these terrors of the stage, you’ll never want to see a regional production of Cats with your extended family from the East Coast that you’re not super close with ever again!
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-03-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 29: Some Japanese Monsters Have Wings, Some Have Three Anuses: A Study In YokaiThere are lots of Yokai (Japanese cryptids) ranging from dudes with long faces to umbrellas with bad intentions, but our favorites are the weird turtle guys and huge wing'd Samurai. Can we offer you some horrible fart stories in this trying time? Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2018-02-2500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 28: Keep Grandma Joyce’s Ashes Out of DisneylandYour So-Cal born and raised Disney buffs Brandi and Hope are ready to take you on a spooky tour of Disneyland! Jump in your Doombuggy and try not to get murdered by a vengeful bride as we cover ghost Walt’s midnight strolls, dead people ashes all over your safety rails, and the ever-present singing mechanical children. Make sure to bring your death certificate!
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As always, send us an email at spookyshitpod@gmail.com! Find us on Twitter @spookyshitpod and Tumblr spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-12-1000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 24: Why Eat Turkey When You Could Eat People? A Thanksgiving Wendigo Special!Your favorite pod is back to introduce a new Thanksgiving tradition: Cannibalism. That’s right! We're talking all about Wendigos. Wendigos are made of ice and people and want to eat you. We hate her. We also discuss Sims Vampires, grandma singing, and a new diet plan.
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Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-11-1600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 22: A Haunted Painting of a Photo of a Photo of a PaintingWe have a special guest on today’s episode: it’s Spooky Shit’s #1 fan and art expert Danni Lin! All three of us share very scary stories about haunted paintings. If you don't like hearing about paintings coming to life and filling your house with anguished sobs, this episode is not for you. You can find Danni’s amazing unhaunted art at dannilin.com.
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Japanese ghosts are scary and sad. And really really angry. Today Brandi and Hope take a look at Yūrei, aka Japanese ghosts from folklore and today. Topics include: Kickass 16th century theater special effects, really really scary horror movies, and feminism. As always, sorry for talking about anime so much.
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Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-09-2000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 20: Golems: Dat Hubris ThoHi everyone, we’re back from summer break! Today we are talking Golems, the sentient mounds of dirt from Jewish folklore that we know you’re dying to hear about! We talk the cuteness vs the scariness of golems and the origins of Frankenstein. Brandi also shares her huge revelation about all of creation and God that she experienced through researching these mudmen.
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Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-09-0300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 19: Changing your ChangelingOn this episode Brandi and Hope dive deep into the Fairy lore of the Changeling! Did your baby get weird overnight and start glowing or getting bird hands? Your baby might have been stolen by a fairy and replaced with a gross fairy baby that no one wanted. We talk myth and real life mystery to try and understand the Changeling phenomenon.
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Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-08-1500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 18: Satanism Perception CheckTRIGGER WARNING: DISCUSSION OF CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE
The 80s were a weird time for everyone, but especially if you liked heavy metal music, played DnD, or practiced ritualistic murders. On this episode Brandi and Hope are diving deep into the Satanic Panic in the 80s that had everyone in America seeing their teens as potential Satanists just waiting to hear the right record played backwards. We discuss the origins and reasons for this panic as well as the false accusations that this mass hysteria caused.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com...2017-07-2600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 17: Demons Are Real BummersWe love movies, we hate demons, why not talk about demon movies? We discuss the real life stories behind The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. There's plenty of possession, murder, and ghost pigeons to be discussed. Were these movie sets cursed? Did we invite the devil into our theaters with 1970s puppet vomit effects?
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com2017-07-1300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 16: Werewolves: Sexy, Spiritual, or Serial Killers?TRIGGER WARNING: GORE, CHILD DEATH, VIOLENCE
On today’s episode Brandi and Hope discuss the true nature of werewolves. Where did the idea of a man turning into a wolf come from? Where are they today? Are they all murderers, or are they sexy sexy shirtless boy dogs? Listen to this ep to determine if you are in fact a wolf soul trapped in a human flesh vessel.
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Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-06-2300 minSpooky Sh*tSS 15: The Banshee’s Screaming StoatsToday Hope and Brandi's discuss banshees and their death screams. If you've recently heard a wail resonating through an Irish countryside, most likely you or one of your loved ones is going to die. Make sure to thank your family banshee for the friendly warning! Find out how Hope manages to incorporate Mothman back into all this and how to scream for vengeance.
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com2017-06-0900 minSpooky Sh*tSS 14: Frapwoods Monster with Extra Mothman WhipToday’s episode is all about how weird West Virginia is. We talk about two different creatures from the same famous creepy West Virginian woods. Robots, monsters, aliens, government cover ups, and lizard people all play a part in both of these supernatural stories. Have you seen a big grey man with wings hopping around in your backyard? Or perhaps a tastefully dressed elegant robot lady farting up your woods? Would you like to?
Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com2017-05-2600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 13: Letta Me Out of Elmo Hell-moDid y’all wanna hear about dolls again? No? Oh well, here’s some more haunted dolls.This episode covers Hope’s own childhood evil Elmo drama that still haunts her to this day. We also discuss Jim Henson’s nightmares, malfunctioning sound chips, and creepy marionettes. Other topics include soul vessels, turtle ghosts, and eating legos for sustenance. Please don’t send us any of your scary doll pictures, we hate them.2017-05-1000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 12: Haunted Dolls And Sleeping BabiesY’all wanna hear about haunted dolls? Of course you do? Brandi and Hope cover the top two most famous and best haunted dolls in the world, namely Robert the fucked up sailor doll and Annabelle the demon Raggedy Ann. Also get ready for some personal hauntedd oll stories from Hope and Brandi because this sh*t is real. Can you hear the giggles from the attic? The tiny footsteps from the closet? Did your American Girl just sneer at you?
Remember to send in your ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com or DM @spookyshitpod. And while you’re at it...2017-04-2900 minSpooky Sh*tSS 11: Ghost Romance: The Worst ThingTRIGGER WARNING: NECROPHILIA, MURDER, STRONG PERFUME
Today's pod is all about ghosts and romance. Well, not really romance, more like ghosts and jealousy, murder, and obsession. Brandi covers the bloody story of Dolores Marti and Manuel Abela, a love story so potent people can still smell it hundreds of years later. Hope drives into the obsession of Dr. Carl Tanzler with one dead young lady who he insists was speaking to him from her grave. It does not end well.
Remember to send in your ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com or DM @spookyshitpod. And while you’re at it, ch...2017-04-1200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 10: NASA did ChupacabraAre you into kangaroo lizards? Do you look at a coyote and think “cryptid”? Then you might be a Chuppie fan. Our boy Chupacabra is the subject of today's very sleepy episode. We talk about the origins of Chuppie and theories of his existence. Is he beast, alien, or man? Or is he another thing entirely??!? Chuppie can suck blood and time travel, but Hope can't even read her notes.
Remember to send in your ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com or DM @spookyshitpod. And while you’re at it, check out our tumblr! Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-03-3000 minSpooky Sh*tSS 09: Call Me Witch-CakesCONTENT WARNING: Hope and Brandi are not Wiccan or any form of modern Pagan, so we don’t know anything and hope we didn’t step on any toes with our very shallow exploration of modern Witchcraft and spellwork. We’d love to hear from you if you have feedback!
This Magickal double stuffed episode will fill your ears and heart with historical misogyny, phallic reanimation, and herbal remedies. That’s right, today we talk witches! From Salem to Satan, Brandi and Hope dispel myths and fly through windows attempting to understand where witches came from, what they’ve been through, a...2017-03-0500 minSpooky Sh*tSS 08: Name Your Kid "Bathsheba"Listen to Hope and Brandi’s first podcast about ghosts and hauntings! On this episode we’ll discuss the real life hauntings behind the movies Amityville Horror and The Conjuring. We talk cowboy ghosts, perfume poops, loud cat sex, and murder. We don't believe a lot of these stories, but that isn't stopping us from crying! Please send your ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com or DM @spookyshitpod, we’re trying to compile as many stories as possible into a user submitted ghost story ep! Also check out our Tumblr at spookyshitpod.tumblr.com2017-02-1600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 07: Nessie Just Wants To HangOn this episode Brandi and Hope talk about the chillest cryptid in the Highlands, Nessie. We discuss her timeline of appearances, the probability of her existence, and her tendency to flop around on shore. We're not convinced Nessie exists, but she seems like a nice person you'd meet at a party that goes to a different school but has the same interests as you and seems really cool, and she gives you her number but you lose it once you get home and you never see her again. You know? Tweet us @spookyshitpod or email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com...2017-02-0400 minSpooky Sh*tSS06: Sirens: Crying All Day, F*cking All NightSPOILERS FOR YURI ON ICE CONTAINED WITHIN YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Today Brandi and Hope dive into the world of Sirens. Whether they're sexy mermaids, bird/women hybrids, or ardent feminists, sirens have been mythology’s go to man eaters for centuries. We discuss our girls Persephone and Athena while taking a BuzzFeed quiz to determine what kind of sirens we are. What kind of siren are you?2017-01-2600 minSpooky Sh*tSS 05: Of Course Aliens are Real Part 2: Hope is Not an Indigo GirlHey haters it's part two for alien times here at the Spooky Sh*t podcast. We're back on our respective coasts and ready to tell you all about The Greys! Trigger warning though lots of gross sexual content contained within that like, we didn't even want to talk about but is just part of that Alien Hybrid life? We also discuss the undeniable fact that aliens made the pyramids, the insanity of trying to make a pancake on an outdoor grill, and the ways that Hope is a 100% a human woman...2017-01-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 04: Of Course Aliens are Real Part 1: Reptiles vs Swedish Supermodels*Trigger Warning - Abductions* Welcome to not only our first two part episode but also our first LIVE EPISODE!! Brandi and Hope are on the same coast for one special episode about extraterrestrial hotties from outer space. Also maybe lizard people are taking over our government or they may just be part of the modern supernatural mythos that reflects our society's current racial anxiety? And also sorry for scaring Brandi’s sister with that dream stuff yeah no it scared me too even more than thinking about being abducted by the greys.2017-01-1200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 03: Vampire Bible FanfictionHope and Brandi discuss how ingrained their understanding of vampires is in the Twilight universe and also why isn't Dracula sexy? Brandi regales us with the tale of the first vampire ever (SPOILER SHE’S A LADY) while Hope discusses modern day self-identified vampires. We also discuss psychic energies, crush velvet suits, middle parts and letting Tom Cruise do his thing.2016-12-3100 minSpooky Sh*tSS 02: Sleep Paralysis is Too ScaryBrandi scares the crap outta Hope with a terrifying sleep paralysis story. Sleep paralysis is the worst thing that has ever happened in America and we talk about the demons who visit you in the night and try to hang out and you're just like no, why the hell are you here, get out hat man! We also discuss witch riding, fedoras (chaotic evil), bean circles and how we will ever sleep again.2016-12-2200 minSpooky Sh*tSS 01: Bigfoot’s NipplesJoin ya new bffs Brandi and Hope in their first episode of Spooky Sh*t as they explore the hairy world of Ms Bigfeet the Beautiful. We discuss Native American folklore legends of tall skinny scary bigfoots and contemporary encounters with extraterrestrial telepathic sasquatches. We also talk about Bigfoot’s preferred pronouns, wormholes, and nipple size.2016-12-1500 min