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Illennials PodcastIllennials Episode 226 - Neon Genesis Evangelion Part 3We continue our discussion of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/
You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown
2023-05-061h 19Illennials PodcastEpisode 206 - Blues Clues-we fucked up the beginning of the podcast
-racists are mad about the little mermaid
-how much money would it cost to make tom cruise play malcolm x?
-malcolm 11 kills strom thurmond with a plasma rifle
-the ceo of g2 games is brought low by his own hubris
-seth: riot games has never done anything wrong
-only white people like jordan peterson
-it is not hard to not be racist
-russia is about to re-learn why conscription is a bad idea
-mob psycho 100 decides to fire the va for the main character because he wanted them to speak to the...
2022-09-2759 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 194 - The Protagonist of Reality-the death of roe v wade
-public officials should be hounded at all hours
-we should all be on the supreme court
-am i the protagonist of reality?
-banning the harry potter books because they turn you liberal
-making anime your personality
-marcus is into mead now
-sam raimi support
-smith doesn't know music
-entertainment is not worse today
-seth is working his way through neon genesis evangelion
-marcus brings up darling in the franxx
-smith leaves the podcast
-seth and marcus discuss genshin impact
-marcus recommends an anime for seth
-uncut gems is a relaxing walk in the park...
2022-05-141h 02Illennials PodcastEpisode 172 - Noah's Ark Logistics-illennials behind the scenes
-chefcast
-grimes' plan for ubi supported by gaming through crypto
-more china watchers getting mad over nothing
-how a world of warcraft nerf led to the creation of an environment-destroying cryptocurrency
-facebook and the internet of shit
-doorcoin is the future
-people want the ready player one hellscape
-making a quick buck before the end of the world
-iatse strike
-there is enough entertainment
-marcus commits financial crimes during the purge
-seth has watched "blackhat" two times
-implant a chip in all congresspersons
-the gentrified gloryhole
-objective reality no longer exists in late capitalism
-ninjas attack...
2021-10-0658 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 165 - Aeon Fux-the end of the eviction moratorium
-the president can do anything really
-the omega variant
-hell day in boston
-the medical purge
-complete failure to deal with the coronavirus
-marcus eating pizza on the podcast
-activision-blizzard hires a union-busting firm
-buying into the bourgeois mindset
-grift economy
-chinese communism in our nikes
-cinners and cincinattoids
-terfs are trying to claim terry pratchett
-anti-nepotism in the arts
-who is marcus' favorite artist?
-seth didn't like the green knight
-marcus and smith ruined the theater experience of seeing skyline
-marcus couldn't connect to holes or aeon flux
-aeon fux
-criss angel, jesus...
2021-08-081h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 155 - Black Lotus Bitcoin-marcus' solo episode
-israel begins their genocide of the palestinians
-why is gal gadot allowed?
-why martin lawrence is banned from snl
-we always return to elon musk
-dogecoin
-princess peach is not italian
-cryptocurrency is actually a commodity
-finally we say something stupid on the podcast
-smith can't remember basic magic card facts
-bitcoin is worthless and harmful to the environment
-we are music boomers
-returnal is good roguelike shit
-resident evil 8 features the dumbest man alive
-forgetting that joe biden is president
-time to force people back to work
-libertarians think that raising the minimum wage will lead...
2021-05-121h 10Illennials PodcastBonus: The Snyder CutThe people asked for it, so here it is. Illennials reviews the Snyder Cut with friend of the show Hollywood Ben here to provide us with industry insights.
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/
You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown
2021-03-252h 13Illennials PodcastEpisode 148 - Means Test Deez Nuts-seth is the bad boy of the podcast
-marcus podcasts nude
-seth is on a social media break
-which ganondorf is marcus?
-pokemon porn on twitter
-debating streamers and what is social media
-scientology and will smith
-be southern baptist, its the easiest religion to be
-mormons are bad at recruiting
-international women's day and burger king
-krysten sinema helps kill the $15 minimum wage
-how much longer can we live like this?
-means test deez nuts
-jerry o'connell's career
-superman dad show
-ninjas have never been on tv
-marcus hates dogs
-we're going to watch the snyder cut
-something darker
...
2021-03-221h 08Illennials PodcastEpisode 143 - Snyder Two State Solutionsorry for the terrible audio quality on Smith, he recorded through his webcam like a dumbass
-smith recorded using the wrong device
-illennials union
-the stock market continues to entertain
-how do stocks work
-blackrock and citadel profit
-how robinhood works
-market fuckery behind the scenes
-the democrats are quickly caving on the stimulus
-marcus' mustache status
-marjorie taylor greene and the qanon caucus
-how does photoshop work
-the gamestop situation would not be funny if trump were president
-explaining gamestop to joe biden
-tiktok starts world war 3
-the snyder cut solves israel palestine
-how could you possibly predict the...
2021-02-021h 02Illennials PodcastEpisode 142 - Kelsey Mathematics-seth has enhanced the podcast
-smith is tech illiterate
-gamestop and reddit will destroy the economy
-why is shorting legal?
-what is gamestop
-no one knows what will happen
-bethesda college
-gamestop memories
-bernie memes are more important than the inaguration
-doctors practice medicine
-cells at work
-godzilla vs king kong and human characters in kaiju movies
-hardcore henry is a good movie
-kicking ted cruz's ass every day
-dick durbin and the alpha house
-mike schur and liberal cowardice
-joe biden is not a great actor
-kelsey grammar's dark twin
-the insidious influence of the bill and melinda gates...
2021-01-271h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 141 - Econonomicon-illennials management
-interruptions don't exist in video games
-where's our fucking money
-the economy is largely just fake
-the barsoomian revolution
-cyberpunk 2077's ongoing disastrous launch
-the new console generation
-smith is so old
-graphics in videogames
-the use of color
-the snyder cut is an incoherent concept
-as a society, we have let zack snyder get away with too much
-mob psycho 100 is good
-the evangelion rebuild movies are trolling us with their titles
-seth recommends slay the spire
-kingdom hearts
-biden's economic plan
-capitalism suppresses free speech
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd...
2021-01-251h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 136 - How to get to Wichigan-how we make the show
-marcus beats the odds
-the strength of biden's piss stream
-this podcast is about cum
-piss physics
-inverted information
-the 4 kinds of accents
-american accents
-creating reasons to say forbidden words
-bye bye baby
-joe biden finally wins the election
-weasel words to the max
-wichigan
-everyone hates the police
-cyberpunk 2077
-limited character customization
-braindead ai
-remember linear games?-
-johnny kickthunder
-gamers are afraid of johnny speaking truth to power
-people are shell-shocked into liking the game
-the future is swords
-covid is over
-the m4a pressure play
-biden tells civil rights leaders...
2020-12-151h 09Illennials PodcastEpisode 134 - The Trillion-Dollar Moon Coin Challenge-new york and new jersey are the same place
-coastal elites trying to pretend to be georgian
-arm the homeless
-aoc plays some more among us
-chess chat
-india's massive strike
-george miller's film directing career
-france's riots get shit done
-sugar gay
-k-pop stan armies
-joe biden breaks his ankle
-neera tanden: twitter warrior
-political division in america
-the trillion-dollar coin
-cancel all the debts
-cat care costs
-milking men
-seth takes a shit live on the podcast
-marcus and smith pick up the slack
-how does the tv work?
-dragonball z ford fusion commercial
-regional monpolies on television...
2020-12-041h 21Illennials PodcastEpisode 127 - Blast From the Past 7: Street Fighter Science-street fighter science
-soul calibur logic
-slow but fast news
-vice presidential debate and the fly
-platypus facts
-australia is fucked up
-bill burr got too real
-snl comes dangerously close to getting it
-qanon congressional candidates
-lakers win
-no one understands the hong kong situation
-columbus day
-tim pool has the smoothest brain
-time traveling to set right history's injustices
-the ability to see boobs at any time is too powerful
-we're an edgy podcast now
-time to get canceled
-really, canceling isn't real
-the few actual cancellations
-smith and seth have very different takes on genshin impact
-we...
2020-10-211h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 125 - Blast From the Past 5: Seth's Wildest Flex Ever-my new cohost shpenk
-beerfest spoilers
-smith confuses boxers
-slow news week
-trump's taxes don't matter
-david attenborough and malthusian myth
-rbmk reactors
-terrible live-action remakes
-do not watch the order on netflix
-jon favreau's career arc
-smith is watching frasier
-money plane
-trying to explain radio culture to kids today
-stealing podcast valor
-john boy and billy
-watching cheers
-seth's hardest flex ever
-battleship
-season 2 of illennials
-the predator is one of the worst movies ever made
-after the revolution we bring back squibs
-fat damon is married to kirsten dunst??
-problematic 80s sex comedies
-night of the living...
2020-10-191h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 124 - Blast From the Past 4: Girl Food-ruth bader ginsburg is dead
-seth's new political survey call
-communist brainwashing by raising the standard of living
-the VOTE bullshit
-our new podcast rivalry
-hypocrisy shaming republicans never works
-kamala harris shoe choices
-the app for evicting people
-quibi is going under
-pod save america boys caping for quibi ceo
-microsoft buys bethesda
-a whole lot of talk about the future of consoles
-seth is excited for deathloop
-costco and the lesson of loss leaders
-fucking octopuses
-the logistics of our current meat consumption
-psycho food people
-only a man is strong enough to marry me
-gender inequality exists...
2020-10-131h 01Illennials PodcastEpisode 121 - Blast From the Past 1: Basketball Theory of Valuedue to technical difficulties (laziness) i didn't edit and upload the podcast for a few weeks. this will be a rapid-fire release of those back episodes, so if you forgot what happened 6 weeks ago here's a blast from the past
-our pre-taped call-in show
-the us tech industry is now worth more than the entire european stock market
-cyberpunk is criminally misunderstood
-the stock market is disconnected from realit more and more each day
-electing joe biden is not going to make the racists less racist
-capitalism cannot deal with long-term problems
-the coming india-pakistan nuclear war
-the averted nba...
2020-10-121h 08Illennials PodcastEpisode 119 - Rites of the Labor-Priestssorry about the echo on this one. i fucked it up in post but i know how to make it better next time
-smith is late uploading the episode again
-seth's newest survey call
-the base 7 system
-no survey can contain seth's ideology
-kamala harris: california's top cop
-derection
-both parties are pro-cop
-the lincoln project
-balls on top of the dick
-the ongoing destruction of the post office
-obama was a failure
-the biden campaign drops the public option
-democrats exist to block movement to the left
-bernie sanders was the last gasp of reformism in american politics
-the...
2020-08-281h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 118 - A Frozen Slim Jimi forgot to hit the upload button on this one again, so we recorded this before kamala harris got chosen, sorry
-people not taking covid seriously
-amputee problems
-slimjim milkshake
-the failed quarantine
-science as politics
-smash mouth get the covid
-mail-in voting and the new friday night massacre
-let's just have the civil war
-there is no moderate voter
-the liberal offer to leftist millennials: cutting pensions
-banning tiktok
-the smell of 30 unsupervised teenagers
-the center has no way forward
-capitalism knows no race, creed or gender
-america has been defeated by covid
-"experimenting" with solutions to covid
...
2020-08-171h 10Illennials PodcastEpisode 117 - Elves are Flat Earthers-seth is back
-marcus' job hunt
-microsoft's rainy day fund
-visible viruses
-emulating the donner party
-5g tower viruses
-rushing a covid vaccine
-seth confused fantasy and reality
-portland protesters are being abducted by the feds
-hamilton
-joe biden is still alive
-john kasich, food king
-smith predicts biden's vp pick
-rip john lewis
-smith fails to do a dubya impression
-a multipolar world
-ship burns down in san diego
-chernobyl and bhopal
-9/11 broke our brains
-legolas is a flat earther
-ghislane maxwell will die to "covid"
-a new illennials thriller
-seth and hollow knight
-ghost of tsushima
...
2020-07-231h 07Illennials PodcastBonus - The Last of Us 2 with Ben PowellSmith, Seth and Ben take a lot of time to talk about The Last of Us 2 and reflect on the ups and downs of the game, its story and characters and some possible political messages it may contain.
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/IllenialSeth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/
You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at...
2020-07-202h 11Illennials PodcastEpisode 116 - Marcus the Greek Myth-marcus' struggles in the coronavirus
-improper mask usage
-the second wave can't start until the first wave ends
-coronavirus under hillary clinton?
-the dead next door and political zombie bites
-the cops can't stop killing people
-accelerating into disaster
-v for vendetta in 2020
-useless concessions to black lives matter, but no police reform
-john krasinski, cia asset
-jack ryan infiltrates the chaz
-cuba is good
-the hermit kingdom reigns supreme in the time of covid
-north georgia quarantine
-anything but my penis
-two cis men talk about sex work
-hentai is the only ethical porn
-marcus is a greek god
...
2020-07-051h 13Illennials PodcastEpisode 115 - Corona Doldrums-coronavirus is back baby
-jobs aren't coming back
-covid knock-on effects
-public health is now a culture war issue
-korea black lives matter
-nazi apologism and jojo's bizarre adventure
-AHNTEEFA
-saving private ryan in 2020
-the wire season 2
-smith is blocked by david simon on twitter
-chuck wendig is an asshole
-copyright is dumb
-the adpocalypse
-joe biden killed metoo
-the last of us part 2 discussion
-bioshock infinite
-"realism" as a cover for bigotry
-ellen page should have sued naughty dog
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/IllenialSeth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter...
2020-07-021h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 114 - Damn, Gonna Miss Shark Weekguess who forgot to upload the podcast again. check the bottom of the description for the answer
-smith forgot to upload the episode
-the murder of rayshard brooks
-what is grounds for summary execution?
-there is no difference between trump and biden
-covid wave 1.5
-rioting in america
-nypd challenge coins
-dave chappelle's new special
-christopher dorner's manifesto
-police cannot be reformed
-crime investigation does not require the monopoloy on force
-the lapd is full of nazis
-damn, gonna miss shark week
-the hype of internal affairs
-use of force boards are useless
-rentacops, community policing and trayvon martin
-the decopification...
2020-06-231h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 113 - Time Compression Effecti'll be honest here folks, i thought i had hit the upload button but i failed to do that and now we're a week late. sorry, please direct all complaints to seth
-dry this week
-stonks
-brooklyn 99 and accompanying copoganda
-computer predicting crimes
-the protests continue
-abolish the police
-democrats kneeling while wearing kente cloth
-the pigs have no boundaries
-seattle plant shooting
-cops work with proud boys
-smith attended a protest
-8cantwait is some dumb op bullshit
-killology
-body cameras are useless
-sarah grossman killed by the cops with tear gas
-bill russell, basketball legend and hero
-minneapolis...
2020-06-141h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 112 - The Great Popping Off-shit has popped off
-the murder of george floyd
-these riots are cop riots
-marcus is our man on the street
-the cops are instigating the violence
-brick truthers
-police violence
-lee carter got flashbanged and teargassed
-rioting tips
-media lies while their reporters get shot and gassed
-we don't give a shit about looting and property destruction
-bow-man and sword-boy
-sword-boy is a brony
-black people are getting murdered by the riot cops
-no justice, no peace
-cops kneeling with the protesters is a trick
-the cops are all complicit, no good cops
-joe "shoot them in the legs"...
2020-06-031h 10Illennials PodcastEpisode 111 - Scumbums and Crustlords-memorial day
-halo is real
-john carpenter's movies
-prince of darkness
-the taking of pelham 123 and the manchurian candidate
-shows that somehow never end
-ray donovan
-scumbums and crustlords
-bosch, goliath, other amazon originals no one watches
-janelle monae confusion
-artemis fowl
-the last dance in french
-netflix original neon genesis evangelion
-true blood
-smith forgets christopher meloni
-blind people have it easier than sighted people
-italians need more water for their pasta
-jojo's bizarre adventure
-robert e. o. speedwagon
-meatier rays
-the last dance
-jordan's dominance, who is the goat?
-steven seagal
-the quarantine is a complete failure
-stocks...
2020-05-271h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 110 - Marcus' Bizarre Adventure-marcus returns with a tale
-georgia leads in unemployment
-the economy is in a nosedive
-reopen to die
-leftist politicians are too nice or too cowardly
-trump is taking hydrox cookies or whatever
-jared leto's sex cult
-the venezuelan connection
-redpill truths
-elon musk has many kids actually
-snowpiercer show sucks
-what we do in the shadows is good
-marcus explains jojo's bizarre adventure poorly
-star fetchers is a great game
-media roundup
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/IllenialSeth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram...
2020-05-201h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 109 - You Can't Eat Heroism-resurrecting marcus
-elon musk breaks the law
-tom cruise dies in space
-the bay of pigs but stupid
-civil war 2.0
-life under quarantine
-you can't eat heroism
-christopher nolan refuses to accept reality
-the entertainment industry is getting ahead of itself
-snow crash show
-coronavirus in georgia
-the murder of ahmad arbrey
-tara reade and liberal denial of rape when it is bad for them
-travis scott in fortnite, joe biden in the grand canyon
-don't vote for biden. just don't vote
-seth's valorant update
-tonight we riot
-what is the future of videogames
-disco elysium
Seth is on Twitter...
2020-05-131h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 108 - Kissin' Comrades-dying for a haircut
-preppers not prepping
-zombie culture war
-the dead next door
-seth confronts the zombie hunter
-lets get into zombie killing science
-seth is re-reading dune
-sci-fi bullshitting
-aliens just passing on by earth
-dune!!
-disney+ turned out to be shit
-kiss my comrades
-lovecraft country
-seth tells us about westworld season 3
-extraction and slapping bangladeshi children
-streaming and the slow death of theaters?
-masks, social distancing and the protests to re-open the states
-furloughs
-more stimulus over congress' dead bodies
-the average american family can survive on $1200 for 10 weeks
-tim bray of amazon resigned in disgust...
2020-05-051h 11Illennials PodcastEpisode 105 - Frame Perfect Landlord Counter-go watch heat
-vpns
-the streaming disaster
-optimistic projections on the coronavirus timeline are stupid
-boris johnson has the rona bad
-shadow government
-the british accent
-people from new england are just fucked up
-anemic american response to covid-19
-civil war incoming
-bernie sanders' proposal for dealing with the pandemic
-other countries' responses to covid are better than us
-marcus is well accustomed to doom
-landlord hard counters
-social distancing
-marcus talks about anime, soul eater
-can you dig it?
-committing voter fraud
-covered in jesus' blood
-cobol and the crisis of old programming in unemployment systems
-minecraft modding
-modder...
2020-04-091h 10Illennials PodcastEpisode 104 - Delirium-drakengard was a weird series of games
-nier automata and the bizarre endings
-marcus' side hustle
-labor action during the pandemic
-we need a command economy
-billionaires vs. the pandemic
-seth watches a weird version of contagion
-gwyneth paltrow's vagina candle and mysticism
-stinkbug sex
-what is smith's idea of a cool guy
-james dolan gets the rona
-the kevin durant beef
-intergalactic reviewers update
-tiger king discussion
-stop normalizing "big cat enthusiast"
-election??
-joe biden is a rapist
-interstate alliances. what's that called again?
-brian kemp has 0 charisma and the personality of a wooden post
-beto o'rourke ghost rider
...
2020-03-311h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 103 - Wildly Oscillating-dry week
-the town chat
-movies are weird now
-electrician championships and extreme indoor tag
-the effects of covid on the streaming and onlyfans workers
-the greatest depression
-will movie theaters exist after this?
-the post-corona world
-no one in politics know how to deal with this
-building a throne of spines and guts for capitalism
-andrew gillum: set up?
-will the rona kill capitalism?
-joe biden's bizarre return
-seth gets veterans for bernie texts
-animal crossing controls seth's life
-smith predicts doom
-the ps5 presentation was as dry as mummy cum
-smith is getting into doom eternal
-the invisible...
2020-03-271h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 102 - This Podcast Are Sick-big brother doesn't know
-the economy is imploding around us
-marcus got laid off
-wash your doo doo ass in the shower
-working from home
-the democrats' shitty covid bill
-mitt romney and tom cotton advocate for ubi
-2.3 trillion for the failing stock market
-seth gets a free car
-this is still baby shit mode
-the only thing that can solve this problem is to delete the next 3 months
-offices are bullshit
-coronavirus is less of a problem for young people
-contagion: the most popular movie in america right now
-this is nothing compared to the spanish flu
-bernie...
2020-03-171h 08Illennials PodcastEpisode 101 - Down with the Sickness-no marcus again
-smith ate shit last week with super tuesday
-seth voted in north carolina
-the people want pain. they will get it
-joe biden will lose
-will trump/biden die to the coronavirus
-joe biden is going to get couped/replaced
-coronavirus is not slowing average people down
-plague sociopathy
-ted cruz and paul gosar in self-imposed quarantine
-seth attempts to vamp
-bernie sanders fox news town hall
-the resistance to going negative is sinking bernie's campaign
-liz warren, fake friend
-denying the problems of young people is how the democratic party dies
-america will never be quarantined
...
2020-03-101h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 100 - Deep Space Sixty-Nine-smith has coronavirus
-deep space 69
-rip to buttchug and klobb. fucks to joe biden
-the fix is in
-bernie is probably still okay
-voters are weird
-super thursday??
-biden's clear cognitive design
-too much politics
-joe biden cannot beat trump
-bernie breaks up public enemy
-trump is a natural comedian
-klobb and buttchug are endorsing biden
-"electability" isn't real
-buttchug did achieve some progress
-checking in on anime with marcus
-my hero academia
-stock market in crisis
-coronavirus and the economy
-people can't take time off to be sick
-profit does not belong in healthcare
-human "resources"
-pray the...
2020-03-0358 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 99 - The Wet Sorcerer Revealed-shoutout to tlb and death star sex dungeon
-bernie sweep
-the death of the caucus
-pete buttchug's golden globes moment
-obama voice
-agent pete
-bernie crushes nevada
-mini mike bloomberg
-fuckjerry
-oversaturation of tv ads is going to backfire
-bloomberg is worse than trump
-abolish the cia
-bloomberg, epstein and les wexner
-harvey weinstein on msnbc calling bernie sexist
-bernie is on his way to being the nominee
-celebrity endorsements
-the young turks management refuses unionization
-kickstarter union
-elizabeth warren's faked black barber shop
-gargle my balls, ice
-trump creates a cavalcade of bad parasite takes
-democracy dies in darkness...
2020-02-251h 02Illennials PodcastBonus: Red Rook Revolt! with MagnusOn this bonus episode Seth and Smith are joined by Magnus, the tabletop RPG writer/designer behind games such as Titan Hunt, and now Red Rook Revolt! We discuss Red Rook Revolt! which is currently on Kickstarter. Magnus fills us in on the backstory of the world, inspirations for the game, how the game will run and gives us the scoop on behind-the-scenes stuff like running a Kickstarter. If that sounds interesting to you, be sure to check the game out on Kickstarter and spread it around!
Red Rook Revolt! on Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325743523/red-rook-revolt
Magnus on...
2020-02-2344 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 98 - Boney Sanders-how do planes work?
-early dogfights
-operation paperclip
-krystal ball and the cryptofascist operation
-iowa, the shadow app and acronym
-a rundown of the absolute fuckery of the iowa caucus numbers
-pete buttchug the rat gets obliterated at the debate
-bernie will win new hampshire
-buttchug is a racist
-biden is collapsing
-obama was a failure
-mike bloomberg is trying to buy the presidency
-klobuchar the abuser
-smith predicts the 2020 democratic primary
-bernie or fucking bust
-boney sanders
-1968 2: this time its personal
-farted and shitted for bernie sanders
-our podcast has an iron stomach
-parasite and the oscars bong...
2020-02-111h 17Illennials PodcastEpisode 97 - This is a Terrible Idea, and I Am All For It-black history month and reparations
-iowa caucuses
-we review the interspecies reviewers
-fucking pro transitions
-satellite caucuses go big for bernie
-buttchug's "please clap" moment
-kissing your family on the mouth
-this is a terrible idea, and i'm totally down for it
-back to the content mines
-rush limbaugh has cancer
-the rush limbaugh/glenn beck christmas special
-the uselessness of liberals
-transphobia warning
-marcus explains boku no pico
-wait, not yet
-bernie sanders has all the best people campaigning for him
-warren's support
-smith gets conspiratorial
-the democrats will fall in line behind bernie, but warren will not get...
2020-02-041h 01Illennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - An Interview with Asher NuckollsJoin us for a special episode where Smith and Marcus interview Asher Nuckolls, who is running for Congress in Georgia's 11th district. We talk about libertarian socialism, GSRM rights, public transit and climate change, raising the minimum wage, gun rights, universal healthcare and a lot more!
If you're interested in Asher and his campaign, be sure to visit his website https://www.ashernuckolls.com/ and follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/VoteNuckolls
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/IllenialSeth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram...
2020-01-191h 02Illennials PodcastEpisode 94 - Hedgehogs are Real?!-warren shoots first
-the sexism smear is not going to stick to bernie
-pokemon go to the polls
-seth schools the oscars
-gamers rise up
-sharing accounts is great actually
-piracy is easier than ever
-the marcus psp porn dump
-collegehumor gets dumpstered
-facebook's big internet advertising lie
-the robots are now deciding what movies get made
-morbius the science vampire
-beloved actor jared leto
-spider-man, the footsoldier of capital
-illennials in prison
-if elon musk gets old
-taking prosthetic legs back from veterans
-newsweek lies
-the purposeful sabotage of public goods
-smith finds out some stuff
-sonic the hedgehog...
2020-01-1554 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 93 - An Interview with Jess ScaraneJoin us for a special episode as we interview Delaware candidate for Senate Jess Scarane. We discuss issues surrounding foreign policy and the situation in Iran, Australia and combating climate change at home, efforts to demilitarize the police and how to implement a system of reparations for slavery and racial injustice. All that and a lot more!
If you want to know more about Jess, you can visit her website at www.jessfordelaware.com or follow her on twitter at https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware.
Seth is on Twitter as https://twitter.com/IllenialSeth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith...
2020-01-121h 09Illennials PodcastEpisode 92 - Fruit-Backward Flavornot many politics in this one folks, its the end of the year and we're all busy doing cool shit like playing video games and eating while lying down
-last podcast of the decade
-ikea is run by nazis?
-all the bugs went to seth's apartment
-star wars is bad now
-watching movies on a cell phone
-living underground
-joe biden is a republican
-bureau of podcasting
-bernie has outraised every other nominee
-six-week elections
-soviet bernie???
-we are the true illennials
-rejected podcast names
-cult leader marcus
-we can't even have the $5 foot long
-marcus' carbon footprint
-the fire...
2020-01-0158 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 88 - Johnny Pipes Fancastyou might notice some weird cuts and audio static at a couple of points in the podcast. we had to do some creative editing due to technical difficulties, sorry about that
-no one anywhere knows how to drive
-crush car culture
-lee carter's train love
-japanese trains
-uber ceo would kill jamal khashoggi too
-the horror of shark tank
-advertising is becoming increasingly futile
-johnny pipes the megastar
-skittles? in my vagina?
-bill gates is worried about having only 2 billion dollars
-billionaire eugenics
-the capitalist media's attempt to make warren look more radical than bernie
-walking and piss simulator death...
2019-11-131h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 87 - Dog Experiments-go see parasite
-the south is never included in the coastal elite
-the harriet biopic is a huge whitewashing piece of shit
-epstein did not kill himself
-richard spencer is bad?? how could this be??
-joey salads pissed in his own mouth
-time to sell out
-rip deadspin, one of the few good websites
-jim spanfeller's dog activities
-microsoft japan's experiment with a 4-day work week
-watchmen and doctor manhattan's load-bearing dick
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on...
2019-11-0643 minIllennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - Outer WorldsSmith and Marcus get together to discuss Obsidian's new RPG, The Outer Worlds.
2019-11-0459 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 86 - Dicklifters Local 69-professional podcasters
-southern podcasts
-work-life balance
-equal protection for podcasters
-smith explains joe rogan
-podcast producers
-bad dogs
-dicklifters union
-debut of dude corner
-our demographics
-actual working hours
-trying to get workers committed in capitalism
-marcus does something dumb for once in his life
-master of sleep
-scorcese, coppola, marvel movies and bob iger's daring ploy
-smith says black panther is trash
-a dramatic reading of a court transcript
-landlord gamers
-hannibal burress, landlord and anti-bernie guy
-the highway of death
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is...
2019-10-301h 09Illennials PodcastEpisode 85 - NOT the Cannibalism Episode-molten metal and marcus
-milking marcus
-rosario dawson beat up a transgender man
-who is cory booker?
-consolidating states
-time to talk about cannibalism
-lyndon larouche cultists attempt to frame aoc
-mummies ain't shit
-marcus says he is the fastest man in the world
-left-wing popular demonstrations are happening all over the world
-dishonest media narratives surrounding bernie
-disco elysium is the most online game ever
-seth recommends succession
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth and Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www...
2019-10-231h 02Illennials PodcastEpisode 84 - Birthing Colossus' Metal Spawn-smith's dragon ball report
-piccolos are asexual
-the nba, blizzard and china
-the hong kong protests
-epic and riot have heavy investment from china
-the quasi-socialism of china
-the nba and blizzard are failures of capitalism
-colin kaepernick
-the "free" market isn't
-we get taken down
-president of ecuador lenin moreno's neoliberal reforms at the behest of the imf
-the ecuadorian protests got results
-hayao miyazaki's self-restrained capitalism
-the primaries
-elizabeth warren's constant string of fuckups
-the shooting of atatiana jefferson and the police murder of joshua brown
-elizabeth warren surrogate claims meth made her racist
-warren fans are the...
2019-10-151h 06Illennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - JokerWe're playing with a full deck, jokers and all on this one. Smith, Seth, Marcus and guest film expert and Hollywood insider Ben break down the most dangerous movie in America. Follow us as we interrogate the politics and imagery of Joker, an anti-capitalist movie made by morons and demonized by "woke" media liberals fearful of class politics. Stick around to the end for our novel Joker-based rating system!
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth and Letterboxd as https://letterboxd.com/kynazeras/
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at...
2019-10-121h 36Illennials PodcastEpisode 83 - Senator Drizzt Do'urden-marcus almost left us
-senator drizzt do'urden of wyoming
-nationalize anime and weed
-the strong weed kinds
-glenlivet tide pod whiskey
-marcus' cereal picks
-shots fired at whiteclaw
-bernie sanders' powerful new baboon heart
-paying student athletes
-hell, pay all the student workers a fair wage
-the united auto workers strike goes on
-checking in on trump
-trump war
-van jones' dumbass plan to save american democracy
-not talking politics fucked everything up
-the contradictions of social media
-the old guard vs the new guard internet users
-the surge 2 and marcus' anime girls
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com...
2019-10-0858 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 82 - Toilets with Dracula Aurasy'all this one is just me and marcus, and i dunno what to tell you, its got a weird energy. this might be our nastiest episode yet. enjoy!
-the male dream
-planefuckers
-do animals like to have sex?
-sex and death
-brightburn
-justin trudeau's costume enthusiasm
-cosplay and the drow. dangers of blackface
-telling europeans what to do
-doki doki literature club
-the kfc dating simulator
-sword art online
-a frank discussion of piers anthony, larry niven and sci-fi sex
-cumming while fighting
-landlords putting up walls to get more profit
-america is a land of psychopaths
-capitalism beats you...
2019-10-011h 11Illennials PodcastEpisode 81 - Our Favorite Anime Girl, Mater-the return of marcus
-talking politics with the boss
-ben carson and rick perry
-beto clap these cheeks
-bernie had a big dick
-warren leads in one poll
-the disgusting joe biden
-warren's healthcare plan is just a shadow of m4a
-american socialism will be the biggest and best socialism
-warren opposes national rent control
-marcus and seth and the saga of quarters for washing clothes
-the monument to neoliberalism
-seth names anime girls
-elizabeth warren opposed prisoners getting gender reassignment surgery in 2015
-bernie sticks to his principles, warren changes whenever it is convenient
-a trip across the pond
...
2019-09-241h 02Illennials PodcastEpisode 80 - Damned for the Vine-rip to john bolton
-doing it for the vine
-9/11 2: vaping down
-let's face it: smoking is cool
-liberty university prophet
-a few veggietales songs slapped
-united auto workers strike
-kickstarter fires union organizers
-smith can't keep his mouth shut at work
-the issue with college enrollment
-international college students and the legal immigration crackdown
-brain drain is a natural consequence of the system
-the democratic debates
-joe biden's leaky brain
-the corn pop saga
-old lame nicknames
-hustlers
-ben shapiro: rap genius
-T.I. owns candace owens over blexit
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
...
2019-09-171h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 79 - The Cookies Crumble-hurricane evacuation
-bottling marcus' bathwater
-wow classic and the recursion of culture: what are we even doing anymore?
-people who think thanos had a point are real freaks
-time for real-life hunger games
-the high cost of having babies
-hypercapitalist theorizing
-the modern information economy is built on a foundation of nothing
-wework's disaster ipo
-adapting the world to the automated cars
-mechanical turk history lesson
-amazon's similar service
-a delve into marcus' work history
-marcus the vaccine manufacturer
-the cookies get crumbled up
-trump's funniest comments roundup
-america's rejection of bahamian refugees
-having sex with your own clone
-anime
...
2019-09-101h 00Illennials PodcastEpisode 78 - Hurricane Powers-going to vod
-getting the jaws treatment at the dentist
-macus names james bond movies
-nuking the hurricane and getting hurricane powers
-president deals and the great q&a
-whine cellar
-the simpsons garbage #resistance segment
-our paid ad for godzilla
-reviewing bernie sanders' plans
-the justice and safety for all plan
-quick dip into the epstein saga: cameras don't work anymore?
-facial recognition technology
-ending the war on drugs
-the workplace democracy plan
-do you like your doctor?
-the green new deal plan
-bringing back the ccc
-we need ecostalin 2020
-the bedbug bret stephens
Seth is on Twitter as...
2019-08-281h 11Illennials PodcastEpisode 77 - Bringing Work Home With YouThe episode is a day late this week because Marcus forgot to plug his headphones in during recording and cleanup was a nightmare. Enjoy!
-mia khalifa, porn and wage theft
-worker-owned porn
-was there soviet porn?
-dave portnoy: union-busted
-erik son of erik, our ironic comrade
-conor friesdorf? more like friesdork
-the pledge of allegiance is some indoctrination shit
-states rights and the lost cause
-liberal hatred for the south is stupid
-kamala harris' deficient critique of capitalism
-recycling is a half-lie
-biotechnology
-epstein, master of power kneeling
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
Smith is...
2019-08-211h 12Illennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - Once Upon a Time in... HollywoodThe full crew is here to discuss the latest film from Quentin Tarantino. Spoilers for the movie all throughout.
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/
Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown
2019-08-161h 34Illennials PodcastEpisode 76 - Allegedlyeverything we say in this podcast is alleged. we are not the ones making the allegations, we are simply repeating them as part of a conversation between three friends
-the assassination of jeffrey epstein
-the saga of robert maxwell's yacht
-assassin battle for the contract on epstein
-esptein the transhumanist
-matt groening's terrible feet
-ghislane maxwell is missing, probably dead
-epstein's sexcopter
-the history of how epstein got his money
-we need more details about the circumstances of epstein's death
-the qanon connection
-tartaglione the shaved ape
-this isn't a conspiracy theory, its just the plain truth
-hustlers and economically...
2019-08-1356 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 75 - Dry Times-old town road becomes the biggest song of all time
-boris johnson and the impending invasion of ireland
-are balls required to get horny?
-sam neill as james bond
-boris the busmaker
-let's talk about cats and the end of our civilization
-disney's blatant rehashing of existing culture to pack their streaming platform
-the attempt to silence jeffrey epstein goes wrong
-alan dershowitz is not having a good few weeks
-the world is true detective
-the racist backlash against ilhan omar, all sparked by chelsea clinton
-the democrats gave away the debt ceiling and are controlled opposition
-chuck schumer's derangement...
2019-07-301h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 74 - Prime Day Strike-marcus is releasing a soft jazz album
-amazon prime day strike
-it is hard to not used amazon web services
-people not even attempting to boycott prime day but want to be leftists
-amazon delivery drivers should strike
-marcus' unfair experience at amazon
-darkcels and the murder of bianca devins
-bagel boss and the heightcels
-pete buttchug lying about his brown dad
-civil war between the conservative and progressive democrats
-trump's racism is going to cover for pelosi's idiocy
-what's our excuse for not raiding the concentration camps?
-aoc gets "owned" by a nazi
-bernie is the only politician addressing...
2019-07-161h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 72 - Just Trying to Find Some Jenova-bernie sanders and ilhan omar's plan to cancel student debt
-trump canceling the student debt would win him another term instantly
-even under a capitalist analysis canceling the student debt makes sense
-canceling ALL student debt with no means testing is the way to go
-black grads owe more than white grads
-the costs of capitalism vs. socialism
-marcus can't think of the name of the ussr
-smith gets on his tankie shit
-america is opening concentration camps
-we're wasting time arguing over the definition of fucking concentration camps
-INS raids in rural georgia
-the people coming over the southern...
2019-06-2557 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 71 - Nuke the Landlords-seth's confrontation with the capitalist mindset
-smith gets a raise
-marcus faces insanity at work
-pensions and 401ks and how your retirement is gonna be some mad max shit
-zombies and george romero
-shoutout to Ruzihm
-the fads of different styles of game
-marcus bought the actual fortnite
-cyberpunk 2077 and its views on the human body
-anita sarkeesian is pissing off the gamers again
-the fall of the golden state warriors
-buttigieg makes the argument against public services
-beto o'rourke has a fake name and no ideas
-smith gets very mad a joe biden
-joe biden exploited his dead son...
2019-06-1859 minIllennials PodcastIllennials Bonus E3 2019 pt. 2A follow-up to our last episode, we finish out covering E3 2019, discussing the games we were most interested in.
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/
You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown
2019-06-141h 01Illennials PodcastEpisode 70 - E3 2019-seth hopes that the raptors with
-the impossible burger
-viagra's true purpose
-smith's condoms story
-e3 chat
-discussing cyberpunk 2077
-george lucas is god
-jk rowling sucks
-cd projeckt red has terrible working conditions
-a white guy on the cover of a game created by a black guy is lame
-billionaires are afraid stocks will fall if bernie is elected
-marcus owns stocks??
-george r. r. martin fucks (he's making a game with the dark souls people)
-vampire the masquerade 2
-give us the torg rpg
-bethesda: thank you for abusing us
-deathloop and the outer worlds
-final fantasy 7 remake
-gods and...
2019-06-111h 01Illennials PodcastEpisode 69 - Determining the Ugliest Batman-its episode 69, the funniest number
-dark father marcus
-booksmart, go see it!
-we will never be sponsored
-all cars and all phones are exactly the same - seth
-wanted is better than people remember
-whopper loans
-american game shows vs. japanese game shows
-capitalism is crazy
-crowd work like katt williams
-morgan stanley says the global economy is entering a downturn
-cryptocurrency
-the democratic clowncar
-john delaney gets booed for bashing medicare 4 all
-medicare for america: a bag of vitamin -infused doritos a month
-polling at 0%
-john hickenlooper got booed for saying socialism isn't the way
-rick allen office hours
...
2019-06-041h 07Illennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - Detective Pikachuwe discuss the fantastically weird Detective Pikachu. SPOILER WARNING
2019-05-261h 04Illennials PodcastEpisode 68 - Rewarding Parkour Crimethe 69th episode cometh
-addis ababa is the capitol of ethiopia
-fascists are getting milkshakes thrown on them in the uk
-marcus gets erotically punched in the dick
-evaluating crimes based on merit
-racist dinner
-bernie sanders can't catch a break from liberals
-eating ribs with a fork and knife like a psychopath
-the abortion bills are monstrous
-parkour crime should be rewarded
-dipshits think democrats should compromise on abortion
-"hitler came out strong" -seth
-"stalin, great for a certain value of great" -smith
-how to win political power
-outlawing abortion is about hating women and stimulating the...
2019-05-211h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 67 - 1000 Broke Mozarts in Space-jeff bezos' dumb reasons for wanting to explore space
-automation, the endgame of capitalism
-millennials are deeply screwed financially
-stop spending money to own the economic paradigm
-dasani water tastes bad
-god damn we are poor
-killing your thirst with the straight edge water
-delta's fight against unionization
-mortal kombat 11 is giving developers PTSD
-forcing people to watch violent material for their job is a labor issue
-workers never get to decide what should be done
-joe biden is fucking super racist
-the heartbeat bill has unintended consequences
-the sex strike
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of...
2019-05-141h 06Illennials PodcastEpisode 66 - Getting Heat Stroke for our Art-hoschton georgia, home to many illustrious racists
-racist evangelicals
-the paper bag test
-race is fake
-the north carolina shooting
-ken griffen is afraid of the coming revolution
-any member of the podcast could defeat jeff bezos
-jesse ventura
-nancy pelosi, joe biden and the myth of the moderate voter
-presidential self-owning
-joey salads, the future of us politics
-andrew yang's nerd-ass fans
-vine and tiktok
-ANIME
-uber, lyft and the entrapment of labor in the useless gig economy
-railgun travel
-speed racer
-damn trains are cool
-seth: snowpiercer is overrated
-oncoming heat stroke
Seth is on Twitter as twitter...
2019-05-071h 00Illennials PodcastIllennials Bonus - Avengers: Endgamethe crew of regulars and ben talk about the mcu's magnum opus: avengers endgame
SPOILER WARNING
2019-05-041h 54Illennials PodcastEpisode 65 - Open Carry at Chili's-rip to john singleton
-chase bank tries to meme, gets owned
-riot games upcoming walkout
-mortal kombat 11's insane skin microtransactions
-making video games should be fun
-disney and marvel are not fairly compensating the creators of their characters
-bill mantlo needs help
-fiverr's imperial marketing
-marcus' amazon story
-joe biden, the wall street candidate
-the rich are panicking over bernie sanders and elizabeth warren
-school teacher has to have sick time donated to him by other teachers to take care of his daughter who has cancer
-smartphone app for reporting "suspicious people"
-open carry is weird even in the...
2019-04-301h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 64 - Socialists Stole the Sexy Videogame Women-warren's plan to delete all student debt
-abolishing sallie mae
-paying your student loans is useless
-rentier society
-hgtv is a fantasy
-means testing poisons the well for social programs
-universal basic income is insufficient for what we need
-the rent is too damn high
-silicon valley code barracks, no fucking allowed
-city planning for the modern age
-cj pearson doesn't understand his own ideology
-the republican solution to student debt is disenfranchisement
-joel pavelski is a privileged moron
-selling your future for an education
-rich people bribing their kids into schools
-pete buttigieg is a terrible human being who...
2019-04-231h 12
Illennials PodcastEpisode 63 - Notre Dame is Canceled-star wars
-sheev palpatine
-disney is desperate to bring back the prequel fans
-finn is a clone of luke?
-notre dame burned down, but it was anti-semitic
-seth endorses brutalism
-architecture chat
-mural of a wizard smoking a doobie riding a white dragon over a planet of black diamonds
-smith likes art deco
-marcus watches a movie trailer in the middle of recording the podcast
-julian assange hot takes
-free chelsea manning - again
-when cops pop their hood, stop to record them
-cops are domestic abusers
-tennessee cops get themselves a tank
-the pinkertons are still around, and they're...
2019-04-161h 06Illennials PodcastEpisode 62 - Arrested by the Videogame Cops-trump stuff
-dare gets defunded
-most rich people are psychopaths
-tim cook the cipher ceo
-rich people who pretend to not be rich
-libertarians are magical thinkers
-dave rubin and the war on gamers
-how gamergate birthed the resurgent far right in america
-the old racists will just get replaced by young racists
-easy modes and accessibility in video games
-videogame cops
-privilege in the NBA
-publically polite, privately racist
-mike gravel's 2020 platform is the best america has ever seen
-ban white guys in rasta hats
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
Smith is also on...
2019-04-091h 07Illennials PodcastBonus 6 - Usits been a long damn time since we did a bonus episode, but Us was too good not to devote a whole show to. Smith, Seth, Marcus and frequent guest Ben all come together to discuss Jordan Peele's much-anticipated second feature film Us
Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf
Marcus remains unknowable and unfindable
You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown
2019-04-0459 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 59 - Count Chocula is Italian-smith has mudbutt
-bidets
-seth almost flooded his apartment
-soylent and its creator are garbage
-smith takes a break mid-podcast
-seth is sorting change
-count chocula: black?
-soylent tries to convince you that eating lunch is bad
-marcus: sandwich scientist
-the cost of holding your baby under capitalism
-costs money to be born and it costs money to die in america
-space aliens drawing more dicks on marcus
-porcupine dicks
-georgia has the highest rate of maternal mortality in america
-prison labor is slave labor
-billionaire dies getting penis enlargened
-robot tanks will follow strict rules of murder
-captain marvel...
2019-03-121h 12Illennials PodcastEpisode 56 - Corporations Will Never Love You (with Marcus Barkley)on this one we finally have our most anticipated and long-awaited appearance, a longstanding member of the illennials cinematic universe, an enigma wrapped in a dream sitting upon a puzzle made of mysteries: marcus barkley
-seth's smash bros rivalry with marcus
-the wall and the national emergency
-seth meets charles barkley, marcus sees jennifer lopez
-blackface all over the place
-the racial draft is real
-how many lobsters could possibly be left?
-horseshoe crabs: no longer crabs
-government doesn't want you to know about the vril people
-hobos with a shotguns
-bullets: the currency of the future
-movie reviews: widows...
2019-02-191h 24Illennials PodcastEpisode 54 - Smoking the Mona Lisa-podcast law
-pod save america? pod suck my ass
-the super bowl was bad
-tom brady is america's greatest villain
-seth vs. kevin durant
-jeff bezos can rent tom hanks whenever he wants
-america is an empire in decline
-"angel" families are racist bullshit
-losing to the taliban lol
-america's long history of destroying latin american socialist countries
-girl power being co-opted by the military in captain marvel
-hamburgers vs the military
-smith freaks out about world war 2 history
-would you rather have vacation time or student loan money?
-"person of wealth"
-howard schultz is full of lumps
...
2019-02-071h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 52 - A Poster's Fate-the incredibly weak democratic field for 2020
-march for life and the covington catholic racists
-the black israelites are not a cover for racist bullshit
-white supremacy takes many forms
-rich people are way more racist than poor people
-school integration
-private schools should be abolished
-hbomberguy's charity stream
-graham linehan, the whiniest transphobe
-twitch streaming and politics
-ben shapiro doing ad reads at a live podcast
-capitalism has no morals
-gillette and "woke" capitalism
-tolerance can only go so far
-reading posts is not good for you
-never look at the replies
-cardi b, champion of the left
-smith talks...
2019-01-241h 00Illennials PodcastEpisode 48 - Satan the Reverse Paleontologist-seth's snow adventure
-nuclear war to own the climate change
-fuck the salvation army
-the old gods fucked a lot more
-the illennials discuss anatomy
-basketball stars don't believe in science
-the outsized influence of celebrities on politics for kids
-pewdiepie links to anti-semitic youtube videos
-smash ultimate and red dead redemption 2
-sunday school taught me dinosaurs were a satanic plot
-crazy race theories
-boogie the ultimate centrist
-sonicfox pushes back against right-wing politics in videogames
-the sonic the hedgehog movie and sonic's weird internet communities
-pamela anderson's strange marxist turn
-mr feeny will be the next communist convert
-the...
2018-12-131h 03Illennials PodcastEpisode 47 - Native Advertising for Rotten Dot Com-rest in piss george bush 1
-liberals are spineless
-watch jon bois videos
-other podcasts
-creed 2: the seth review
-north carolina election fraud update
-dow jones rollercoaster
-our new crypto podcast
-tumblr decides it is time to die
-apple's weirdo moralism
-looking at horrible shit on the internet for kicks
-why is facebook making tv shows? does jessica biel need money?
-insulin is being made too expensive for the sake of profits
-the missteps of socialism in the past should inform our future attempts
-speedrunners and nazism among gamers
-notch, video game badman and totalbiscuit the dead idiot
-kevin durant calls...
2018-12-081h 07Illennials PodcastEpisode 44 - The Liberals are Not Going to Save You-seth doesn't know the state of things in north carolina
-midterms
-brian kemp's many methods of voter suppression
-kemp is not incompetent, he did what he meant to do
-georgia runoff triathalon
-uneven distribution of voting machines
-whites will vote for the fascist every time
-not all trump support is the same
-turning out non-voters
-north carolina supreme court election
-the official illennials stance on liberals
-progressive gains in the midterms
-lucy mcbath wins in north georgia
-scott walker and kris kobach eat shit
-pecker
-robert morrow, anime fucker politician
-steve king the literal nazi republican (supported by warren buffett!)
...
2018-11-101h 01Illennials PodcastEpisode 38 - Don't Vote for President Unicronoh, is the podcast late? who's keeping track?
topics:
-the predator
-telltale games
-smith doesn't listen to seth
-don't work for free
-corporations will try to wring free labor out of us with "free" stuff
-slavery is the highest form of capitalism
-video game workers are underpaid
-the future of videogames is communism
-bill cosby
-the many defenses of brett kavanaugh
-amy chua, the tiger mom and rapist enabler
-seth becomes an accelerationist
-don't vote for joe biden
-the last jedi has broken so many brains
-folks, the prequels, they were good
-subway creep loves winston churchill
-transformers 4 weird plot...
2018-09-261h 00Illennials PodcastEpisode 37 - The ReturnWe missed two weeks and we don't really have a good explanation why, its just been busy af in the illennials studio. To repay your faith in us, we have a totally normal episode for you!
-hurricane florence has driven seth out of his home
-nike's popular new campaign
-the murder of botham jean
-destroying an innocent man's home to get a shoplifter
-are we sure we don't live in a fascist state?
-fuck the police, the bodyguards of capitalism
-ferguson, civil unrest and the militarization of the police
-amazon is putting workers in cages and inventing defenders of their...
2018-09-141h 01Illennials PodcastEpisode 35 - Illennials Hollow EarthAnother one recorded in the Illennials Southeast Studio, hot off the podcast presses for y'all. Shit we talk about:
-illennials hollow earth
-love actually is the most scientifically-accurate movie ever
-slender man movie
-deep blue sea is the best shark movie ever
-musicians who act
-racism against italians
-90s videogame movies
-robert patrick's double dragon haircut
-lucha underground is some wild shit
-beard fight
-space force
-dungeons and dragons has broken smith's brain
-kane lore
-john cena is stolen valor
-sending space force to europa
-elon musk is the most extremely online billionaire
-saudi arabia admits to doing 9/11 on...
2018-08-1457 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 34 - A Marxism for the Masseswe did another episode, and this one ain't half bad. shit discussed includes:
-videogame chat: octopath traveler and no man's sky
-mission impossible fallout
-eighth grade
-life with no ears and contacts
-america and the lie of "making it"
-the wildcat strike in indianapolis
-marxism for the masses
-extremely cursed boss image
-lebron's james i promise school
-jeff bezos refuses to even pretend to care about other people
-maoists love the star wars prequels
-the onion union's work on severance pay
-we need unions
-the resurrection of communism
-portland nazis marching protected by cops (but i repeat myself)
-illennials supports...
2018-08-0759 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 32 - Internet Historians SocietyWe skipped a week, for reasons that are very dumb and will be explained within. Topics within include:
-which one of us is hungover?
-chance the rapper vs rahm emmanuel
-celebrities buying media outlets for positive coverage
-millennials are drinking ourselves to death
-drinking gasoline
-jet fuel is the real shit
-james gunn and the act of forgiveness
-mike cernovich the gorilla cum-drinking gamergate lawyer
-disney's draconian business practices
-we are internet historians
-the progressive wokening of america
-tay zonday, skald of the proletariat
-smith forgot when obama won
-torturing prisoners with vr visions of the world they've never known
...
2018-07-2451 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 29 - Rollercoaster Weekwe know its' been a dark week with some bright spots, and we're here to sum up the whole thing for you. we discuss:
-blowjob uber
-the supreme court's bad week
-crisis pregnancy centers now have more free speech than abortion clinics
-pro-choice vs pro-life and the messaging war
-the janus decision and the murder of organized labor
-the future case against minimum wage and the working week
-updating the constitution
-packing the court
-limits on supreme court justice terms
-direct democracy now
-italian fascism on the rise
-we don't know about international racism
-racism is fed by the capitalists...
2018-07-0257 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 25 - The NFL is RacistAnother late episode of Illennials but we promise its good! Recording at night fuels the brain. This week we discuss:
-seth hates time.is
-planes, trains and automobiles
-elon musk is having a normal one
-lebron james owns
-kareem abdul jabbar reference 1
-the nfl is a racist organization
-white extremists get owned online, black extremists get murdered by cops
-white panther is just captain america
-global communist football league
-the american dream
-what even is alcohol? how is it made?
-beer will always taste bad and that's the point
-DARE just made kids want drugs more
-meat cereal ideas
-the...
2018-05-2449 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 24 - Watch Every Youtube Video EverWe are late again, and it's our fault! We're hard-drinking dumb boys and we can't get our shit together, but eventually the shit gets done. This week we're discussing a whole lot of stuff including:
-oh no white lady porn star rapper
-watch every youtube video ever
-seth recaps an entire episode of futurama
-netflix is turning off the spigot
-lost in space remake is bad(?)
-television hail marys and heartbreak
-the adventures of brisco county jr was a good show
-the complicated politics of brooklyn 99
-discussing the interesting lyrics of kanye west and j cole
-the cardi b taxes...
2018-05-1754 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 22 - The Cocaine Legalization Act of 2027Another week means another episode of Illennials. This time its the morning edition as we drag our asses out of bed at 10 AM on a Sunday to talk about all our usual bullshit, including:
-we're a westworld podcast now
-shows about shows
-millennials are the biggest working generation in american history
-the world bank can suck our dicks
-fewer worker protections are not the answer
-bill gates knows what's up
-elon musk is afraid of the color yellow and beeping sounds
-boreholes and boarholes
-technology lacks a moral application under capitalism
-sex robots?
-smith loves nuclear power
-nationalizing amazon's delivery...
2018-04-231h 00Illennials PodcastBonus 3 - Ready Player OneWe watched Ready Player One so you don't have to. Did we like it? Did we hate it? Did Smith die in the theater and now his ghost haunts this podcast? Listen and find out!
Smith's Twitter: https://twitter.com/MCSerf
Smith on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serfmc
Seth's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illenials-podcast/id1316576285?mt=2
2018-04-0629 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 18 -Shoutout to He-ManWe recorded the episode on time and we're getting it out the door faster than ever. Don't get used to it, we're very inconsistent. Topics discussed this time around include:
-john bolton is in the white house and its time for TRADE WAR
-dick pic is real
-how tall is smith?
-1/5th of all people over seven feet in the world play for the NBA
-time to kill drug dealers apparently
-portugal has the best drug policy in the world
-killer mike was on NRATV to talk about guns
-common ground
-smith misses gawker
-menard's and companies pushing right-wing...
2018-03-261h 05Illennials PodcastEpisode 15 - When Does Simon Belmont Piss?We now have as many episodes as there are entries in the Final Fantasy series (numbered entries, you nerds, don't @ me) so I guess you could say we work at least as hard as Hironobu Sakaguchi. Probably harder. Topics discussed this time include:
-coaches are like overzealous parents
-dress codes are bullshit
-the saga of kingdom come: deliverance and the asshole who made it
-shitfarmer rpgs are inherently libertarian
-ideal cheeseburgers
-trump meets with videogame industry people for censorship
-mario's big ol' mushroom shits
-this isn't the science podcast
-palantir and the scourge of tech-savvy "predictive policing"
-the forced depoliticization...
2018-03-0656 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 13 - The Laser South Feat. Ben Powell (2/21/18)This week on the Illenials Podcast we are joined again by Ben Powell to discuss current events and pick apart our collapsing civilization. Topics discussed include:
-america's messy and racialized history with gun control
-guns will not protect you from a predator drone
-the alt-right's reaction
-megan mcardle: red army commander
-putting armed veterans in our schools
-SHTR, the app for stopping school shootings
-the 8-hour saga of quinn norton, nazi best-friender
-drake's charity in "god's plan" shows us how bad the system is
-politico endorses slavery
-SLVR
-the laser south
Smith can be found on Twitter as https://twitter...
2018-02-2155 minIllennials PodcastEpisode 8 - Weed War OneThis week on the podcast we're still settling in to the new year and we're still young, dumb and full of cum
topics of discussion include:
-smith continues learning how to podcast
-snowmageddon 2018
-pee is stored in the balls
-we fight all the time
-jeff sessions and his war on weed
-savages was a weird movie
-jesus was against weed
-legalized at best, decriminalized at worst
-foot fetishes
-keith ellison gets anti-owned by ben shapiro
-no one ever got owned into being better
-seth's life is 8-mile and smith is cheddar bob
-ezra klein is a nerd who doesn't understand...
2018-01-101h 00
Illennials PodcastEpisode 5 -Let's Get RadicalOn this episode of the Illenials Podcast we radicalize our friend Ben live on the air!
Topics discussed on this episode include:
-capitalism, how bad is it?
-the idea of market socialism
-elon fucking musk has bad mass transit opinions
-capitalists think capitalism works because it worked for them
-net neutrality is a unifying issue
-the democrats talk a big game about helping black people, but what are they doing?
-bringing back the xfl?
-ted cruz and the case of the soup sale
-BERNIE 2020
-but who comes after bernie?
-dime sized assholes
-loot box legislation, self-regulation and the politics of...
2017-12-191h 06
Illennials PodcastEpisode 4 - Omnipodcast ParadoxTurns out we don't know how to podcast good! We took some time out of the week to discuss the topics of the hour and also do a little introspection.
On this episode we discuss:
-could smith record a podcast so big he couldn't compress it?
-patreon fuckery
-TIME TO DRIP
-disseminating leftist ideas on the internet
-spore, the greatest video game of all time
-the internet is eternal
-sharks are the vanguard of the revolution
-the earth is a fucked up torus
-frasier chat
-smith gamifies the podcast
-arguing is pointless
-smith's old bad politics
-people do change
-the...
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