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Red String TheoriesEpisode 31: Nightmareland (Floopsy Dooperstein’s Revenge) (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)In this special Halloween episode, Isaac and Matteo meet a familiar face in a strange and spooky dimension. While there, they tie together some illicit injections, a paddling pumpkin, a fake funeral home, and a spooky Winnie the Pooh switcheroo into a theory about shady businesses trying to close down their unscrupulous competition with sneaky tactics. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo...2023-10-3147 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 30: RUSTY CHAINZ (Sexually Liberated Witch with an OnlyFans)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo finally solve the kidnapping of Ines Bulletín. While there, they tie together an Onlyfans Officer, a dead decoration, a magical major, and a real life mummy’s curse into a theory about modern witches fighting back against stereotypes. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.ins...2023-10-2755 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 29: Gearing Up (F-Tier Seasonal Horror Movies)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo get ready for their covert mission with the help of an old guest.. While there, they tie together a GoFundMe gambler, a high-pitched purr, a penalized Popeyes Patron, and an asinine assassination attempt into a theory about a strain of altered catnip that has been circulating around the world. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo 2023-10-2258 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 28: Scottish Farm (Officer, This Chicken is Drunk and Belligerent)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate the address on the receipt they received in Berlin, which leads them to a Scottish farm house. While there, they tie together the reappearance of Tripod the bear, a clumsy counterfeiter, a chicken on the lam, and a penetrating theme park attraction into a theory about McDonalds using counterfeit money to source sub-par ingredients and conscripting felon chickens into service. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ ...2023-10-1347 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 27: American-Themed Restaurant (ChatGPT, Show Me Meg Griffin)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo take a break for a meal at the Boot and Scoot Capture Cows with Rope Red White and Blue US American Style Eating Establishment, an American-themed restaurant in Germany. While there, they tie together some railway wrestlers, a moving metropolitan area, a stowaway squirrel, and a synthetic sermon into a theory about a grand plan to normalize illegal immigration in south Texas. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ 2023-10-071h 01

Red String TheoriesEpisode 26: Art Gallery (The Right to Chop Your Finger Off)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo follow a trail of hoofprints to an art gallery, where Isaac teaches Matteo about art appreciation. While there, they tie together an outhouse spelunker, a library laceration, a senatorial SUV snatch, and a Mormon marital murderer into a theory about a drug transportation train with a deeper meaning about pattern recognition. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A ...2023-09-2955 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 25: German Sex Club (The Denizens of Funk and Underground House DJs)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate Der Grosse Schnitzel, a sex club in Berlin! While there, they tie together a cattle Cadillac, a reindeer wrangling, a homeowner hound, and a brewski-binging bear into a theory about animals’ quest for independence. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-09-2349 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 24: Chateau Bulletín (Mr. Two Knives)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo visit the home of Pierre Bulletín, who offers them a job! While there, they tie together a Moscato monsoon, a wave runner, an office chair obstacle, and some chicken change into a theory about the second coming of a certain messiah. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A M...2023-09-171h 04

Red String TheoriesEpisode 23: Limousine (Body of Christ, Charcuterie Style)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in a super deluxe limousine, on their way to the north of France! While there, they tie together a billionaire bunker, a narcotic neighbor, a gasoline guzzler, and a prosciutto pratfall into a theory about a secret underground bunker that the elites are building in preparation for the coming apocalypse. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-09-081h 06

Red String TheoriesEpisode 22: Paris (There’s Still Time to Delete New Jersey)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo run into an old friend in Paris! While there, they tie together a massive meat missile, a Baghdad blackout, a Power Wheel arrest, and a lottery win into a theory about a high-powered ad exec whose life is going down the tubes. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-09-0642 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 21: Amsterdam (Foot Guys Need to be Stopped)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are taking a turn around Amsterdam, seeing the sights, and checking out local attractions! While there, they tie together an angler’s wallet, a missing woman, a foot-focused freak, and cost cutting measure into a theory about a human trafficking ring within the food service pipeline. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-08-2649 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 20: Dreamland (Office Worker Becomes GOAT Rapper)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are snooze-a-roozing, but a dream dimension spirit is watching over them! While there, they tie together an indecent interloper, a subway surname, a false fast food worker, and a bogus bear bluff into a theory about the Shakespearian tragedy of a man who lost his identity. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-08-181h 09

Red String TheoriesEpisode 19: Russian Prison (Stuck in a Recursive Cheese Slice Loop)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are locked up in a Russian prison, but their cell mate offers a chance at escape! While there, they tie together a rocky cookie recall, a great escape, a towering cheese sandwich, and a McNugget lawsuit into a theory about covering up civil lawsuit fraud by killing a crooked lawyer.. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-08-111h 05

Red String TheoriesEpisode 18: Murder Train (AI Chatbot's Mental Health Day)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are riding on a luxury train, where someone gets murdered! While there, they tie together an AI for seniors, a hair house, a record-breaking collection, and a race of terror-pigs into a theory about covering up a nuclear disaster. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-08-041h 03

Red String TheoriesEpisode 17: Chernobyl (Ernest Hemingway Was a Woke King)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are running from Russian soldiers through the wilderness of Chernobyl! While there, they tie together an un-aging billionaire, a salaryman alligator, a lookalike contest, and a buttery river into a theory about regenerative genetic experiments gone awry. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/2023-07-2951 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 16: First Aid Kit (50% of Ghost Marriages Fail)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are hunkered down inside their first aid kit! While there, they tie together an amphetamine-contaminated steakhouse, a vandalizing mayor, a wallaby on the loose, and spectral scoundrel into a theory about people unknowingly ingesting meth in their Chinese food. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic 2023-07-221h 05

Red String TheoriesEpisode 15: First Class (This is my Son, Hellmann's)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in first class, baby! And they're heading home, baby! While there, they tie together a pair of profoundly pitiful police parents, a swarm of urban aphids, a bear beating old lady, and an absentee italian teacher into a theory about an anti-work forum dedicated to taking down corruption and a police force's attempts to stop them nefariously. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A 2023-07-141h 13

Red String TheoriesEpisode 14: Convenience Store (My Love Language is Cannibalism)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo find a strange machine in a Japanese convenience store, which may be their ticket home! While there, they tie together an obsessive ghosted stalker, a bovine con artist, a change in the Korean counting system, and a donated grenade into a theory about a grifting career that got out of hand. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo 2023-07-0857 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 13: Haunted Mansion (My Cool Uncle Lesbian Marco)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are trapped in a creepy mansion! While there, they tie together a resurrected woman, a mosaic smuggler, a building climber, and an experiment-ruining janitor into a theory about a Saudi billionaire attempting to assassinate K-Pop stars. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https...2023-06-301h 09

Red String TheoriesEpisode 12: Ramen Shop (It's Gotta Be The Jeans!)In this episode, Isaac and Matteo have made their way to a ramen shop in the Japanese countryside! While there, they tie together a soy sauce lawsuit, a vehicular womb simulation, a fake priest scam, and a velociraptor heist into a theory about a the Japanese tourism board drumming up business. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https...2023-06-231h 12

Red String TheoriesEpisode 11: The Bush Down UnderIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo are left wandering through the Australian outback! While there, they tie together an overrun pig sanctuary, a hockey player/new father, a bear meat vending machine, and an inexplicably green waterway into a theory about a climate activists fighting back against unconventional protein choices. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud...2023-06-171h 11

Red String TheoriesEpisode 10: Mutiny on The Crimson TwineIn this episode, after they're rescued from the island, Isaac and Matteo are being kept below deck on a pirate ship! While they're there, they get shwasted on rum, make friends with Captain Corkboard, and tie together a poison cheesecake, a stolen backhoe, a cocaine-filled hotdog, and the oldest drug dealer in Germany into a theory about a secret underground cocain stash in Illinois that's funding Sonic. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www...2023-06-091h 03

Red String TheoriesEpisode 9: Shipwrecked!In this episode, after their conspiracy theory podcast cruise goes awry, Isaac and Matteo have been marooned on a deserted island! While they're there, they are attacked by seagulls, make friends with a carnivorous cow, and tie together a criminal senior prank, some vengeful orcas, a posthumous pizza promotion, and taxedermied bird drones into a theory about corporate greed and scientific research grants. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9...2023-06-0254 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 8: Johnny BigtimesIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a century-overdue library book, Emmanuel Macron's unruly dog, a 911 call mix-up, and an impossible rental car bill into a theory about Artificial Intelligence keeping the government from regulating self-driving cars. Also, dear friend of the podcast, Johnny Bigtimes joins us briefly, between saving the oppressed from bigots and raising money for school boards. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A 2023-05-271h 03

Red String TheoriesEpisode 7: Can I Get a Run and Tope?In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an Oregonian mountain with an innapropriate name, an alligator made of sand, a fake stomach full of cocaine, and a silent Canadian dog park into a theory about a drug trafficking route from the ports of Miami all the way to a Nazi cult in the Pacific Northwest. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo 2023-05-2052 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 6: A Late Night LunchIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a pile of abandoned pasta, some dirty mortuary transactions, a suggestive iceberg, a german exhibitionist, a galactic wedding, a lopsided sneaker theft, and an evil hotel clerk into a theory about a Star Wars themed transatlantic trip gone awry. Also, Isaac opens up a sandwich shop with some wacky ingredients. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo...2023-05-1358 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 5: She Seems Guilty, And She's Guilty, But She's Not Guilty.In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an inexplicably unsolved clownicide, some insecure short kings, an avian summer job, a modern art scandal, a hero seventh grader, and a sing operation gone awry into a theory about an artist becoming a drug kingpin. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic 2023-05-051h 04

Red String TheoriesEpisode 4: Come on, JigsawIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a Scandinavian seagull impression contest, some spilled rice, an overachieving college applicant, a ring stealing scoundrel, a contaminated water source, and a sleeper agent baby into a theory about a kid attempting to lure his absentee father into a Jigsaw-style trap. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com...2023-04-281h 17

Red String TheoriesEpisode 3: I Figured It OutIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an incompetent hitman, an incompentent hitman hirer, a highway philanthropist, a chicken nugget thief, Kanye West's poorly run school, and a cave-dwelling religious zealot into a theory about a pack of hitmen trapped in their hideout. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic 2023-04-211h 10

Red String TheoriesEpisode 2: Yo, Where the Heck is Big?In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an airborn iguana, some chill as hell carjackers, a stunt pizza from Japan, a dedicated delivery driver, and an unstable German ballet director into a theory about Pizza Hut radicalizing Gen Z-ers with unholy quantities of cilantro. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic 2023-04-1351 min

Red String TheoriesEpisode 1: The League of MoronsIn this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an inexplicably unsolved Massachusetts murder, some anime convention attendees, a dead body switch, Pablo Escobar's invasive hippos, and a Doordash mummy into a theory about a sinister cabal of idiots controlling the world. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/ 2023-04-0441 min