Shows
Waking Up WokeWaking Up To Pretentious PreschoolersThe guys discuss how stupid elementary school graduations are, break down the complicated hierarchy of candy types, and a would you rather: Prison for 3 months OR prison until you solve a Rubix cube
2021-06-2852 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Beating Lebron 3v1The guys discuss how many of them it would take to beat Lebron, how shitty speak easies are, FMK snacks addition, and wrap it up with a detailed discussion on the complex hierarchy of chips
2021-06-1444 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Cinnamon ButterThe guys break down why they are both down bad this week, we do a fuck-marry-kill with your favorite types of food, and explain our top 5 appetizers to order at a restaurant
2021-06-0343 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Shitty BabiesThis week the guys shit on old people, babies, and SNL, do a segment of would you rather, and discus how many apples you could eat in one sitting
2021-05-2542 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Beer TelepathyThis week the guys discuss their super powers, talk about who is down bad this week, and a would you rather live with no heat or no AC
2021-05-0537 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To The Body Count SlideshowThis week the guys discuss the coming attack by the swarm of cicadas, the Paul/Askren fight, and having to give a sideshow on all the people you’ve slept with
2021-04-2146 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Cristal FarleyThis week we have Griffy Guwop as our first ever guest to talk about his debut album Cristal Farley. We also pick his brain on some very interesting would you rathers #podcast #CristalFarley #StayWoke
2021-03-3037 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Dictator CyrusCyrus breaks down in DETAIL what his platform would be and how he plans on perfecting the planet by becoming the dictator of the world. We also talk our top 5 chain restaurants to keep it light.
2021-03-2447 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Prison GangsWe talk how life has been to easy for us and we need to up the difficulty, break down our strategy to survive in prison, and discuss how Isaiah would quickly climb the latter of the illegal drug industry
2021-03-1647 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Grocery Store BeefThe guys open with how Cyrus almost got killed by a women at the grocery store, get into our thoughts on some hot movie debates, and finish off with a shit list and an argument on what type of dictator Cyrus would be(Spoiler: a very good one)
2021-03-0235 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Stealing NetflixCyrus explains how he is the greatest Netflix thief to ever exist, we go over an incredible shit list, and a little bachelor review
2021-02-1747 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Terrible AccentsThe guys talk the best and worst kinds of accents, our Super Bowl predictions, and how money isn’t real as the stock market proves to be a construct of man
2021-02-1038 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Being A SociopathThe guys start out with a very heated argument regarding how they treat each other. Could this be the end? The boys take a quick personality test and get into their least favorite types of TV shows
2021-01-2745 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Laughing GasThis week Cyrus explains his euphoric experience getting his wisdom teeth removed, we talk our favorite kinds of pizza, and do a quick Bachelor review
2021-01-2046 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Baby JesusThe guys discus how time is just a construct, what is coming to Netflix in 2021, and a segment of Would You Rather: Be a Hobo or be Jesus
2021-01-1337 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Sex Toy ResidueThe guys open with an impromptu conversation about sex toys, talk our fantasy football seasons, what is making us feel like old men, and what celebrities have it too good
2020-12-3047 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To The Hunger GamesThis week the guys discuss their choice of super powers, a fool proof strategy to win the hunger games, and why time is the dumbest construct ever
2020-12-1645 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Vestibules and VibratorsThe guys open with a shitlist, an update on Elon Musk SpaceX, and wrap it up with a segment of questions where we talk cups and buckets, the key to Isaiah’s heart, and vibrators
2020-12-0946 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To (Hypothetically) Hiding A BodyThis week we find out that Isaiah is an absolute psychopath. The guys discuss the best ways to hide a body, a segment of would you rather, and a shitlist
2020-12-0240 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Dope JobsThis week the guys talk their top 5 cool jobs and a special segment of questions where we talk what movie soundtrack defines our lives, and find out what it takes for Cyrus to take you out on a date.
2020-11-1851 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Almost Being Sex TraffickedThis week we discuss how Cyrus was almost sex trafficked for his incredible physique, how architect Twitter is full of savages, and our top 5 role models
2020-11-0444 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To The Gold Digging Grave RobberThe guys talk the top TV shows they missed out on, how the world of fine art sales is actually a huge money laundering scheme, and why grave robbing is only sometimes bad
2020-10-2843 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To High School Fight ClubEpisode 15: Waking Up To Highschool Fightclub. We do a Would You Rather, discus what types of teachers we could absolutely destroy in a fight, and come up with a hit TV show about a high school fighting ring(9:02)
2020-10-2242 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To God As A KingpinThe guys discuss their football woes, Isaiah calls out Cyrus for being a sellout, and we tell you how the Church is the true mafia of lower Manhattan
2020-10-1349 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Prison BitchesThe guys discus their favorite types of piercings, a little NFL injury report, and get a first hand account of how to survive in prison
2020-10-0240 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To The International Sperm DonorThis week we do another segment of Good News/Bad News, talk about how Cyrus thinks nose jobs are bullshit, and we teach Isaiah how to breath through his ears
2020-09-2437 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Shit On Your ChestThis week the guys discuss week one of the NFL, if Cyrus gaslights without knowing it, and if getting shit on during sex is cool
2020-09-1547 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up to Top 5 Drunk FoodsThe guys discuss how useless time zones are, what makes you “mask hot” and our top 5 drunk foods
2020-09-0741 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up to Mobile DepositsThe guys discuss why mobile deposits aren’t immediately available, the unwritten rules of baseball, and the Wendys 4 for 4 challenge
2020-08-2835 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Drunk JobsThe guys discuss jobs you can do drunk, why the tik-tok generation will kill us all, and how we would prove that we are from the future
2020-08-2149 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Strippers, Wings, & Kendall JennerThe guys discuss if strip club wings are worth missing out on the NBA playoffs, Ocho Cinco taking viagra to score TDs, and how long it would take Isaiah to eat an entire loaf of bread
2020-08-1346 minWaking Up WokeWaking Up To Cryo Baby Inc.The guys discuss how ugly ankle socks are, COVID stupid bar laws, and a new investment opportunity: Cryo Baby Inc.
2020-08-101h 25Waking Up WokeWaking Up To Kanye 2020The guys discuss live music at bars, why umbrellas if are for squares, and answer some fan questions!
2020-07-261h 08Waking Up WokeWaking Up To Bad News/Good NewsIsaiah official becomes a clout god. The guys discuss if Lucky charms are offensive and much more in this weeks episode!
2020-07-211h 09Waking Up WokeWaking Up To Personality BonersThe guys discuss what a personality boner is and what it means to them. The Great Debate for this week Dinosaurs real or fake?
2020-07-151h 12Waking Up WokeWaking Up To OnlyfansIn the second episode of Waking Up Woke the guys discuss if Isaiah should get an onlyfans. In this weeks toxic masculinity the guys tackle the female orgasm!
2020-07-051h 11
Waking Up WokeWaking Up WokeIn the inaugural episode the guys talk about themselves, tackling Cyrus’s toxic masculinity traits and much more!
2020-06-2757 min