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Around The Lunch Table#169 Post Apocalyptic PoliticsJ & Z talk about life after the end of the world. Jack apparently is power hungry, and Z thinks he could live off the land with no issues.2025-05-0234 minAround The Lunch Table#159 Fancy FeetJ&Z talk about Jack's trip to Scotland and the feet fan base.2024-08-2838 minAround The Lunch Table#140 Soul SearchingJ & Z talk about first animal kills, unemployment, and how Jack is still deep.2024-01-0337 minAround The Lunch Table#139 Special SeasonJ & Z have an episode by the Christmas tree, we talk about obv Christmas and Jack's flaws.2023-12-2036 minAround The Lunch Table#137 Weirdly Part 2Z is a guest on the weirdly artistic podcast! Talking about his side of the beginnings of ATLT and a ton of other stuff. Jack is on part 1.2023-12-061h 02Around The Lunch Table#136 Weirdly Part 1The audio is messed up until about 6 minutes in! This one is an episode where Jack is a guest on the Weirdly Artistic Podcast. Talking about his side of the beginnings of ATLT and a ton of other stuff. Z is on part 2!2023-11-2947 minAround The Lunch Table#122 Perfect Pickle & Snore StripsJ & Z talk about the quest for the perfect pickle, how Alvin and the chipmunks were kinda not very believable, and Z has a problem with Jack wearing snore strips.2023-07-1954 minAround The Lunch Table#115 Pinocchio PicadillosJ & Z talk about fruit stuff, Jack's feet make a big accidental appearance for those watching, apes, insects, and idk what else.2023-05-2435 minAround The Lunch Table#109 PookkakeJ & Z talk about bouncer bees, Jack filming p*rn, septic tanks, and outhouses2023-04-0541 minAround The Lunch Table#100 1hunnidJ & Z celebrate there 100th episode. What a bumpy road. We play a game of confession, and Jack claims we are bears.2023-01-1840 minAround The Lunch Table#95 Jake from State FarmJack's special feature on the new State Champ Podcast. We talked about celebrity doppelgangers, breast milk, 3 ways, and more.2022-11-231h 04Around The Lunch Table#89 Around the Fire PitJ & Z talk about cannibalism, plantations, and if we were both in a movie.2022-10-0557 minAround The Lunch Table#88 Cheating CheeksJ & Z talk about moaning, bears, a guy who cheated at chess with his butt... we were very tired today. We did our best.2022-09-2830 minAround The Lunch Table#87 Parrot PregnancyJ & Z talk about Nyquil chicken, ball c - section scars, pregnant cockatoo, and holding babies.2022-09-2141 minAround The Lunch Table#86 Back of the Bus BanterJ & Z talk about if the Olympics had a random drawing, 69'ing, top 5 overrated restaurants, and if Z could go back to the '50s.2022-09-1448 minAround The Lunch Table#85 The Frankie Alvarez ExperienceJ & Z have a very special guest on today's episode. Co-Host of The Basement Yard Podcast, Jason Mamoa look alike, and Brazillian wax expert.. Frankie Alvarez. We talk about gym's never letting you cancel, a secret mixtape, and catholicism.2022-09-071h 01Around The Lunch Table#84 Donkey DiariesJ & Z talk about a guy who married a donkey, foot stuff, and the donkey again.2022-09-0232 minAround The Lunch Table#83 Bully BeatdownJ & Z talk about if we swapped bodies for a day, if we are sensitive or not, and bullies.2022-08-2440 minAround The Lunch Table#82 Freaky Fish FiletsJ & Z talk about manslaughter, fish filets, soups, and punishing kids.2022-08-1941 minAround The Lunch Table#81 Toilet Paper Boxing GlovesJ & Z talk about the world record peanut push, Dyson ball vacuum, saran wrap, cat food made for people, and top 5 movie characters.2022-08-1034 minAround The Lunch Table#80 JO JO DOJOJ&Z talk about porn names, top 5 veggies, and some stuff with jo jo's.2022-08-0339 minAround The Lunch Table#79 Mole Man MischiefJ & Z have Spencer from Got-Moles back on for round 2.. and it's an absolute mess. Check out the video as there is some good stuff you need to see.2022-07-2852 minAround The Lunch Table#79 Mole Man MischiefJ & Z have a very special guest. Spencer is back for round 2 talking about an assorted variety of bs.
2022-07-2758 minAround The Lunch Table#78 Devious DeedsJ & Z talk about the top weird sex things on urban dictionary, our top 5 animated movies, and more. Subscribe to Patreon you lizards.2022-07-2248 minAround The Lunch Table#77 The Rise of YeastJ & Z talk about a girl making bread from her yeast, top donuts, Riley Reid saying something questionable, and more.2022-07-1243 minAround The Lunch Table#76 Psychedelic ScripturesJ&Z talk about the 4th of July, missionaries, honey buckets, GMO rice, and top 5 waters.2022-07-0746 minAround The Lunch Table#75 Magic MishapsJ&Z talk about the most awful videos of our generation, using the force to do stuff, doctor darth, and a magician who actually cut his partner in half.2022-06-2941 minAround The Lunch Table#74 Fupa FlippingJ&Z talk about the trip to vegas for Jack's 25th bday, we talk about fupas, and cat thumbs.2022-06-2439 minAround The Lunch Table#73 Beaver BanterJ&Z talk about if z worked at Chippendales, if bees have knees, sexy talk, and top 5 cock tails.2022-06-1446 minAround The Lunch Table#72 Ministry MoneyJ & Z talk about pastors with a lot of money, the closest mammal to a t-rex, and a top 5 worst movies.2022-06-0844 minAround The Lunch Table#71 Jack The RipperJ & Z talk about if you would save an old person in a burning building, Mormons, jack killing chickens, and then our friend Sam made a surprise guest appearance and talked about her trip to Europe. Apparently, she traveled many miles to carry water back from the spring of a tall mountain, and other BS.2022-06-0258 minAround The Lunch Table#70 Surviving Coachella with JMACPDXJ & Z have a very special guest. A rapper from portland OR who also lived in our hometown Medford, ladies and gentlmen. We present to you JMACPDX. We chatted about his time at Coachella, his picture with Jamie Chung, and how senior citizens should have the drivers license suspended. Oh also a top 5 on chips.2022-05-2454 minAround The Lunch Table#69 Toxic Traits & TreatsJ & Z talk about a cat winning a court case, each other toxic traits, vegas, and a top 5 favorite candies.2022-05-1849 minAround The Lunch Table#68 Classic BanterJ & Z talk about the Trix cereal conspiracy, a top 5 sports movies, if we were conjoined twins, and more.2022-05-0443 minAround The Lunch Table#67 Alvin and the PimpmunksJ& Z talk about jewish weddings, alvin and the chipmunk bangers, vin diesel as groot, and a top 5 bbq.2022-04-2734 minAround The Lunch Table#66 Childs PlayJ & Z talk about horrible child movies, people who do stuff with couches and assorted cushion, and a top 5 side dishes.2022-04-2041 minAround The Lunch Table#65 Good Cop Bad CopJ&Z talk about transformers, torture for some reason, if we were cops Antarctica, and other stuff2022-04-1347 minAround The Lunch Table#64 Big CountryJ & Z have a very special guest... Big country.... the man the myth the legend. Big country talks about ground food, wearing watermelon shoes, and more.2022-04-0633 minAround The Lunch Table#63 The Dark Side of Mr. TumnusJ & Z have a special guest Jordan Obaya from Aperature Ocean. We talk about the will smith slap, how Mr tumnus was a creep in Narnia, worst fast-food restaurants, and pies.2022-03-3043 minAround The Lunch Table#62 Amy Schumer SucksJ& Z talk about Amy Schumer, actors we don't like, and some other bad stuff2022-03-2234 minAround The Lunch Table#61 Got Moles?J & Z have a very special guest, Spencer Hill from "Got Moles". We talked about Vietnamese moles, how he identifies moles, and how he wants one as a hood ornament. lmao.2022-03-0945 minAround The Lunch Table#60 We're Getting CancelledJ & Z talk about orgys, gophers, and cursive.2022-03-0235 minAround The Lunch Table#59 Liyas and PapayasJ & Z talk about pointless lying, a basket that's made to carry papaya's but is now our coffee table? Idk enjoy2022-02-2332 minAround The Lunch Table#58 Starting a CultJ & Z talk about the half time show if it was down by a magician, starting a cult, DMT, and other stuff2022-02-1631 minAround The Lunch Table#57 The Return of TrevorJ & Z have a very special guest. Trevor. we talk about his story in Vegas, Mexico, the Cosby sweaters, and much more.2022-02-0941 minAround The Lunch Table#56 Sweet and SourJ & Z talk about our 6 year anniversary living together, the pros and cons of that, and ya a lot of other stuff2022-01-2429 minAround The Lunch Table#55 Baby Drop BoxJ & Z talk abut dropping babies off, and Michelle Obama lmao2022-01-1831 minAround The Lunch Table#54 Chihuahua TerroristJ& Z talk about chihuahua's terrorizing most of the major cities, ball pits, and scary movies.2022-01-1035 minAround The Lunch Table#53 Merry Christmas Part 2J & Z wish u a merry Christmas part 22022-01-0334 minAround The Lunch Table#52 Merry ChristmasJ&Z wish u a merry Christmas and talk about random stuff2021-12-2732 minAround The Lunch Table#51 Christmas is CummingJ&Z talk about the holidays, and other stuff2021-12-1339 minAround The Lunch Table#50 THIS IS FIFTYJ & Z celebrate their 50th episode.2021-12-0139 minAround The Lunch Table#49 Amish WarsJ & Z talk about fertilizing, Amish people (apparently they can't defend themselves lmao), and nick cage with a fudgicle.2021-11-2234 minAround The Lunch Table#48 Special Needs Fight ClubJ & Z talk about a high school teacher who had a special needs fight club? Also how if you rub George Bushes head he freaks out.2021-11-1533 minAround The Lunch Table#47 Tandem ToiletsJ & Z talk about Megan trainers toilets, the fact that we are real cyborgs, and other stuff.2021-11-0845 minAround The Lunch Table#46 Going Back In Time With GunsJ & Z talk about what we would do if we time travel, a gorilla that understood the concept of death, and other stuff.2021-11-0136 minAround The Lunch Table#45 Dog The Bounty HunterJ & Z talk about the elephant man, some messed up stuff about Michael Jackson and idk the rest.2021-10-2538 minAround The Lunch Table#44 Gorillas UncensoredJ & Z talk about the gorillas getting frisky, Demi Lovato singing to ghosts, and z does a Hitler impression that almost ruined all of our equipment.2021-10-1837 minAround The Lunch Table#43 Trevor The ArcheologistJ & Z have Trevor and Jordan on the podcast, Trevor tries to convince us that he studies old manuscripts and ancient writings, and the rest I don't really remember.2021-10-1152 minAround The Lunch Table#42 Dyson BallJ & Z talk about the dyson ball, looking fish straight in the eye, and more.2021-10-0449 minAround The Lunch Table#41 Space FartsJ & Z talk about alot of stuff, celebrity sex tapes, space farts, and que*fs.2021-09-2741 minAround The Lunch Table#40 Childhood DebaucheryJ & Z talk about childhood stories and women.2021-09-2046 minAround The Lunch Table#39 Would you be a good pirateJ & Z talk about pirates, and other shit2021-09-1447 minAround The Lunch Table#38 Cheetah ChaseJ & Z talk about hot air balloons, what weapon you would choose in war, and if we could shoot a cheetah. First exclusive coming up!2021-08-2451 minAround The Lunch Table#37 Self DefenseJ & Z talk about self-defense against women, first porno searches, southwest airlines, and if we get turned out by voices.2021-08-1753 minAround The Lunch Table#36 120 SquirrelsJ & Z have a very special guest who needs no introduction. The one and only Jacob Moore. There is so much covered in this episode we don't know how to write a summary, but he did state he killed 120 squirrels in summer. Which seems preposterous.2021-08-041h 29Around The Lunch Table#35 Wankin WoodJ & Z talk about prison rules, wackin it, and whatever IED's are.2021-07-2850 minAround The Lunch Table#34 Gay, Bi, or StraightJ & Z have their videographer Jordan Obaya take a gay bi or straight quiz. We also talk about alligators at Disney, as well as hot Disney characters.2021-07-2155 minAround The Lunch Table#33 Clone WarsJ & Z talk about if we would bang the females of us as clones, fast and furious and weddings.2021-07-1445 minAround The Lunch Table#32 Dwayne the Jock RohnsonJ & Z talk about random stuff, to be honest I dont even know. like subscribe ya ya ya2021-07-0743 minAround The Lunch Table#31 Sour DieselJ & Z do their best Fetty wap impression, talk about buying weed, and Z does a Kermit the frog impression.2021-06-3040 minAround The Lunch Table#30 Trevor Hates Tom CruiseJ & Z have an ATLT alumni back on the cast. We talk milfs, nick cage, how Trevor hates tom cruise, and much more.2021-06-2354 minAround The Lunch Table#29 Gay DreamsJ & Z talk about what we would do if we got fired, gay dreams, and airlines weighing people.2021-06-1637 minAround The Lunch Table#28 Butthole BanditsJ & Z talk about Lana Rhodes being pregnant, the jake paul fight, and butt holes.2021-06-0942 minAround The Lunch Table#27 Bring Back BullyingJ & Z talk about memorial day weekend, childhood memories, a teacher thought z had tourettes, and adult film actors.2021-06-0238 minAround The Lunch Table#26 Happy EndingsJ & Z have a very special guest, our friend Trevor. Trevor goes into full detail about wanted posters in Hawaii, fishing, and a "happy ending" he got at a massage place in Washington.2021-05-2651 minAround The Lunch Table#25 Pet RocksJ & Z talks about pet rocks, white wigs, and how z/s parents saw J's thing.2021-05-1942 minAround The Lunch Table#24 Jack Sh*t His Pants at WorkJ & Z talk about drunk stories, conversations with the homeless, zodiac signs, and Jacks' accident at work.2021-05-0543 minAround The Lunch Table#23 Dolphin AssassinsJ & Z talk about dolphin assassins, when we were mean, and foot orgasms.2021-04-2838 minAround The Lunch Table#22 Jack's Trip to San QuentinJ & Z talk about how long we would last in jail, Jack's trip to San Quentin Prison, and our first girl experiences.2021-04-2141 minAround The Lunch Table#21 Mother Goose Gets BeheadedJ & Z talk about a goose that got beheaded, kids learning about dinosaurs, and high school BS.2021-04-1437 minAround The Lunch Table#20 Down with the SicknessJ & Z do an amazing cover of Down with the Sickness by Disturbed. We also talk about WWE, bugs, and hurting people as kids.2021-04-0739 minAround The Lunch Table#19 I was Gonna be a PotatoJ & Z talk about a kid who got picked up by a garbage truck ravens taking control over most of the major cities, Biden's memory, and Jack's selective memory.2021-03-3045 minAround The Lunch Table#18 Puppet PornJ & Z talk about our old hot Spanish teacher and hot dentist, also how we got "the talk".2021-03-2349 minAround The Lunch Table#17 RIP OG-MUDBONEJ & Z have a few guests on this episode. We have the "greatjaketodd" who is an amazing artist who works mainly with surrealist art and acrylic paint on canvas. We also have Jordan Obaya from Obaya State who is a cinematographer who has appeared on the show before. We talk about stupid stuff for the first half of the show and then get into some deeper stuff on the 2nd half.2021-03-151h 12Around The Lunch Table#16 Booby BrewJ & Z talk about old people driving, nick cage getting married, bikini coffee stands, and an emu that is on the run. New episodes every week!2021-03-0940 minAround The Lunch Table#15 Got Milk?J & Z talk about first kisses, how we drink milk, dad noises, and other stuff. New episodes every week!2021-03-0245 minAround The Lunch Table#14 Bad News Bear DraftJ & Z do a bad news bear draft. That basically means that we draft a dream baseball team of random people.... the choices..... will.... surprise you.... new episodes every week!2021-02-2233 minAround The Lunch Table#13 Valentines Day Special - Are We Compatible?J & Z talk about prescription drug commercials and take a valentines day test to see if we would be compatible valentines. New episodes every week!2021-02-1757 minAround The Lunch Table#12 Death by BaptismJ & Z talk about carnivals, PE in school, and a preacher having a bad day during baptisms. New episodes every week!2021-02-1035 minAround The Lunch Table#11 Picasso of PubesJ & Z talk about pube art, synonyms for "interesting words" and other random topics. New episodes every week!2021-02-0244 minAround The Lunch Table#10 Wife SwapJ & Z talk about if we would swap wives, finding Nemo plot holes, and boners. New episodes every week!2021-01-2543 minAround The Lunch Table#9 Animal Kingdom AnticsWARNING - Z's Microphone had a few issues during recording so it is clipping quite a bit. It doesn't ruin the episode but ya. Anyways we discuss what princess we would be, we read the entire article on how animals are kinkier then humans and ya. New episodes every week!2021-01-1848 minAround The Lunch Table#8 Booty Hole FingerprintsJ & Z discuss booty buttholes used as fingerprint, Gwenyth Paltrow's coochie candles, and embarrassing kisses. New episodes every week.2021-01-0542 minAround The Lunch Table#7 Jack was laid off as a mascotIn episode 7 we talk about the new year, balls dropping, jack's career as a mascot, clowns, and much much more. Merch is out! Check out the website! New episodes every week!2020-12-3048 min
Around The Lunch Table#6 Santa's Business PlanJ & Z wish you a Merry Christmas! We talk about the Grinch's genitals, Santa's business plan, and Mormon sexual relations? Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!2020-12-2357 minAround The Lunch Table#5 Emu Farm FinancialsJ & Z discuss what mammal they could knock out with one punch. This leads to a deep discussion about the inner workings of an emu farm and how they financially profit. Lastly, Z does his best smeagel impression, and Selena Gomez says a cuss word.2020-12-1237 minAround The Lunch Table#4 Do dicks float?J & Z ponder the serious questions in life. Who are our fans an India? How are pocket p***ies made? Do dicks float? If you have ever asked yourselves any of these questions. We will probably give you the wrong answers.
New episodes every week!2020-12-071h 12Around The Lunch Table#3 What kind of girl would Z be?J & Z are back on episode 3 with a few hot takes and a girl quiz. The first half is some more professional banter, but in the second half, Z takes a quiz on what type of girl he would be. Also a few comments on butts and other things. New episodes every week!2020-12-0251 minAround The Lunch Table#1 IntroductionJ & Z introduce you to the podcast and do our professional banter. If you are a new listener, we got professional equipment in episode 4. There is no order to these episodes so starting there might be better.2020-11-2045 min