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The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 43 - Filmed In Front Of A Live Tornado AudienceYou know what tornado? I don't even CARE if you blow away my home. I have insurance. I didn't even LIKE my home. It's FINE.
Twitter: @jkiloindia
Site: cyborgdingo.com
2017-05-1904 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 42 - Book And Trivia ClubWe're at the book club... we're at the trivia club... we're at the combination book club / trivia club.
Twitter: @jkiloindia
Site: cyborgdingo.com
2017-05-1803 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 41 - Adventures In DNDWhat's more boring about hearing about someone's dreams? Hearing about someone's DND sessions!
Twitter: @jkiloindia
Website: cyborgdingo.com
2017-05-1706 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 40 - Ancient Sex ToysIn which we find out the dark history of ancient cock rings.
Twitter: @jkiloindia
Site: cyborgdingo.com
2017-05-1603 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 39 - The Weaponized GreenhouseIn which my greenhouse project becomes weaponized, and terrorizes the neighborhood.
Twitter: @jkiloindia
2017-05-1306 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 38 - Life With Elder Scrolls Skill ClassesThe trials and tribulations of living in a skill-based rather than class-based RPG, as pertains to, well, dog spotting.
2017-05-1103 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 37 - Don't Touch Me and the Wealth of Self DelusionWelcome to a convoluted story about unwanted touching in bars and what it means for society... or something like that. (This is why I don't go to massage therapy: I don't even like being touched by people I know and trust.)
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2017-01-2407 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 36 - Icebreakers, Lady Penises, the Trump Administration, and Other ThingsIn this entirely extemporaneous track, I ramble about ice breaker games, bad childhood memories, good childhood memories, and the Trump administration -- which is probably going to become a consistent thing. Join me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at CyborgDingo.com.
2016-12-0906 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastAwkward Situations, Board Game Nights, Google Pixel, and Other ThingsEver been in a really awkward situation? Welcome to the manufacturing plant. In this episode we talk about awkward social situations and rant about Verizon and Google's customer service hell. Also, just as an aside, I'm not really a bitch -- I just play one in real life.
Follow me on twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
2016-12-0206 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 35 - Bucket Lists, Flag Burning, LEDs, and Other ThingsWhat's on your bucket list? This episode we discuss museum heists, freedom of speech in America, and the bizarrely long lifespan of LED lights.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com. New casts at 6:00 PM central, Monday through Friday.
2016-11-3004 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastTrump's America, Hypersexual Roommates, Relationship Anarchy, and Other ThingsWhile you've all been dealing with the political maelstrom, I've been trying to survive around the World's Most Sexual Roommate. Let's talk politics, relationships, and the end of the world.
Follow me on Twitter at @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com. New episodes at 6PM central Monday through Friday.
2016-11-2907 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 33 - Gene Wilder and Massively Inappropriate Old FilmsBreaks over, and I'm ready to ruminate on completely random bullshit once again! This time we'll talk about old movies and just how insanely inappropriate they were.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia! We're back on our schedule, Monday through Friday at 6:00 PM CST.
2016-09-1506 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 32 - North Korea, Dataclysm, Mob Mentality, and Other ThingsNew experiment -- now I'm just full on rambling for fifteen minutes and you, yes you, get to struggle to pick out anything whatsoever of value. Congratulations!
Did you know that North Korea tries to send nuclear missiles at us like every single year? Now you do, and isn't it comforting?
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-08-2712 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 31 - Drugs, Invitations, No Man's Sky, and Other ThingsJust remember: no matter how badly you screw up, you could always not exist. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
2016-08-2305 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 30 - HR, Internet Advice, Red Flags, and Other ThingsAm I phoning this in? Well, you're not going to be able to tell until you listen to it, now are you? ARE YOU, PUNK?
That notwithstanding, follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com :)
2016-08-1806 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 29 - Gardening, Crystal Pepsi, The Philippines, and Other ThingsSeriously, how did people grow things before? Who knew vegetables were this fragile? The dust bowl probably happened when people forgot to read their ground cover a bed time story.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com! I miss you.
2016-08-1705 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 28 - Normalcy, Yogurt, Old Houses, and Other ThingsListen as a briefly interject my tale of old houses and therapy with a random ass rant about coconut yogurt. In fact, I've revised my opinion: this isn't even great yogurt. Once you get to the end you need to come face-to-face with the fact that it's actually like sun tan lotion mixed with sour cream.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com for some more amazing insights about yogurt. Why not?
2016-08-1105 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 27 - The Platypus, Domain Names, Advertising, and Other ThingsI'm going to be straight with you guys -- this is five minutes of me ranting about the platypus. But it's entertaining AND informative!
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
2016-08-1006 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 26 - Letters, Identity Theft, Adulting, and Other ThingsThe terrifying reality of receiving letters -- and the comparative meaninglessness of identity theft. Stay tuned as I talk about being an adult and failing to be an adult. Follow me on twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
2016-08-0907 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 25 - BLM, Police, Eastern Culture, and Other ThingsEveryone is a little bit racist. Except for me. I'm perfect. I support everyone in doing LITERALLY anything they want to do. Even if society falls to ruin and we dance upon the ashes.
Wait -- anarchist. That's the word I was looking for. I'm anarchist.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-08-0305 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 24 - Rio Olympics, Mosquitoes, Negging, and Other ThingsAnd just after I recorded this, it was discovered that one of the major venues in Rio may be over a burial ground for slaves... countdown until it's discovered that all of Rio is actually just a blazing saddles-esque facade.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
2016-08-0206 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 23 - Music Boxes, Catholic School, Cox Communications, and Other ThingsWe are ALL Cox on this GLORIOUS day. Let's talk about the creepiness of music boxes, Catholic all girl's school, and the general dystopian incompetence of Cox Communications.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-3007 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 22 - Ghosts, Neighborhoods, Malware, and Other ThingsHere I am, back with the content that absolutely no one was asking for. Let's talk about why ghosts are cool, why poor neighborhoods are better, and why dealing with the Human Resources department should probably be taught in school. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
Uploaded every Monday through Friday at 6:00 PM CST when my life isn't falling apart around me.
2016-07-2906 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 21 - Politics, Cats, Parents, and Other ThingsHas there ever been a Simpsons porn parody where Homer is, like, being flirted with by a cute co-worker, and his desk art re-arranges itself to show "DO HER" instead of the "DO IT FOR HER"? Just... something... I was thinking... about. nevermind.
Today we talk about why our political process is broken and why cats rock. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-2005 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 20 - Hold Music, Domain Names, Contractors, and Other ThingsLet's talk about a whole list of unpleasant things! There's absolutely no greater priority for your next 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
Follow me on twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-1807 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 19 - Fences, Fortunes, Faxes, and Other Things"Fax" is the other F-word. I'm losing my mind here, guys. Why am I moving *again*? What is wrong with me? Am I some long lost migratory species? Some living fossil from an ancient hill tribe in Mongolia? What is going on with my life?
It's fine -- it's fine. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com, since the only thing that is sacred is that which is digital.
2016-07-1305 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 18 - Bitcoin, Immigration, and Other ThingsWhat do cryptocurrencies, immigration, and vivisection all have in common? Absolutely nothing, except that they're all in this podcast. Give it a listen and then follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-1206 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 17 - Pokemon Go, Gay Bathhouses, and Other ThingsJoin me as I take a rare and bold stand against homeowner's associations. Also, Pokemon Go is sketch as hell, and gay bathhouses are way more interesting than I thought they could be.
Follow me @jkiloindia on Twitter and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0805 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 16 - Hanai Kids, Organized Crime, and Other ThingsDid you know in Hawaii you can just give your kids away? And you should. It's the responsible thing to do. Adventures in poor audio quality is back with a vengeance.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0800 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 15 - My Mom, 28 Cats, and Other ThingsMy mom called me yesterday and said, "Oh, I just wanted to know if you were available, then immediately hung up." She called back later and said "I can't talk now, I'm waiting for a cab." She called back a third time. I said "I thought you were in a cab." She said, "No, I was just waiting for one."
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0700 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 14 - Malls, The Apple Store, and Other ThingsHave you ever wanted to be lost in some kind of endless, mildly degrading, but not altogether hellish purgatory? ...Have you considered The Apple Store?
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0600 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 13 - Fake Food, Moving, and Other ThingsHere's some things you didn't know about me and probably don't care about -- but hey I'm going to talk about them anyway because this is my time, baby. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0100 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 12 - Jogging, Massages, and Other ThingsWhy do people jog? What is "adult flag football"? And will I ever get over my fear of being naked and oily among strangers? All this and more in Episode 12. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-07-0100 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 11 - Dogs, Buying a House, and Other ThingsI have four dogs -- but it's OK, because I've already given up on even a semblance of a normal life. Let's discuss dogs, buying a house, and the whimsical world of Hawaii. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-3000 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 10 - Simulations, Conspiracy Theories, and Other ThingsAre we all just trapped in a simulation? ...A shitty simulation? Are lawyers actually useful? And what's the deal with the parent-less wasteland of children's shows, anyway? Follow me @jkiloindia on Twitter and cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-2800 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 9 - Brexit, Heat, and Other ThingsLet's discuss the incredibleness that is Brexit followed by some observations about the correlation between human sanity and ambient heat. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at www.cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-2500 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 8 - Flooring, Insecurity, and Other ThingsAncient Hawaiian Gods, the infamous flooring debacle, and a discussion of how we're just so gosh-darned insecure out there in Internet land. Follow me @jkiloindia!
2016-06-2400 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 7 - Landlords, Chaos, and Other ThingsIn which I tell a story of love, betrayal, and trying to become a landlord.
Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at www.cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-2300 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 6 - Poverty, OCD, and Other ThingsWow -- this sounds like a fun one, doesn't it? Join me as I discuss the weird realities of poverty and (as a bonus) fun mental disorders. Don't forget to follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at www.cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-2200 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 5 - Father's Day, Suicide Help Line, and Other ThingsHappy Father's Day -- which was on Sunday, if you forgot... like me. In today's podcast I'm going to talk about parental guidance, a new type of suicide help line, and the time our bard was able to befriend a giant space cat. Remember to follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia for absolutely nothing of value.
2016-06-2100 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 4 - Dating, Facebook Messenger, and Other ThingsDating probably isn't supposed to be this miserable -- but you know what? I can rise to the challenge. In this episode I discuss dating, Facebook messenger, Wayward Pines, and man's inhumanity to man. One of these things is inaccurate. Follow me @jkiloindia or on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-1700 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 3 - Hideo Kojima, Global Warming, and Other ThingsHideo Kojima is a crazy, crazy man. In this episode I discuss global warming, get insulted by a fortune cookie, and attempt to make paper cranes. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at www.cyborgdingo.com.
2016-06-1600 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastEpisode 2 - Weeds, Lost Phones, and Other ThingsIn this episode of The Cyborg Dingo, I'll talk about landscaping, lost phones, and the magical tweets of Donald Trump. Follow me @jkiloindia.
2016-06-1600 min
The Cyborg Dingo PodcastCyborg Dingo Episode 1 - LiteBrite, Game of Thrones, and Other ThingsTerrible 80's toys, popular culture, and the book club that just won't die -- I discuss it all in the first episode of my new podcast.
Twitter: @jkiloindia
Website: www.cyborgdingo.com
2016-06-1500 min