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Underemployed99 - Q&A VII: Rizz-putinThe penultimate episode of Underemployed once again sees David and Jack answering the questions of you, the dependents! From the best and worst mascots of all-time, to who would play them in a film, their own legacies, the potential romantic endeavors of Eminem and Dr. Dre, pasta vs. sports, drugged-up ducks, Muppets storming the beaches of Normandy, the overabundance of protein marketing, collabs with the Scatman, and which historical figures had the most rizz. Plus they reflect on the podcast, from their favorite memories, to the episodes and guest that never came to be.
2025-10-1051 minUnderemployed98 - The 50 Greatest Sports Moments, Vol. 2 (The Selby Cup Finals)A thrilling(?) conclusion to the ultimate countdown for best sports moments ever. Featuring threatening to kill your peer over minor disputes, punching fans in the stands, an iconic Bronco chase, superkicking an opponent, body slamming an 80-year-old pregnant woman, that time Randy Johnson hit a bird, and oh so much more!
2025-07-311h 05Underemployed97 - The 50 Greatest Sports Moments, Vol. I (The Hart Trophies)Fresh off being unqualified to talk about rap, David and Jack return to also be unqualified to talk about sports! The definitive list of the best athletic moments ever includes American basketball superiority over the French, fat-shaming men in authority, players calling teammates drunkards, coaches losing their minds, Shaq, a holiday celebrating fighting your neighbors, revealing celebrities you want to boink to a magazine for children, having an ear bitten off, and a surprising amount of Simpsons references.
2025-06-1945 minUnderemployed96 - The Best Rap Song Ever Bracket, Pt. 2 (Suburbplayalistickiasoulmuzik) [Feat. G.O.Z.]The rap dorks are back to wrap up their rap bracket. Will "WAP" and "Man's Not Hot" continue their Cinderella runs? Can David's act of friendship carry a song into the next round? How far can a Shaquille O'Neal or John Cena track go in a bracket of this magnitude? Tune in to find out!
2025-04-181h 12Underemployed95 - The Best Rap Song Ever Bracket, Pt. 1 (Hart of the City) [Feat. G.O.Z.]As David and Jack eye the finish line of Underemployed, they answer the question the Dependents have been asking them for 7 years: "What's the best rap song of all-time, you dorks?" Well they finally answer it, along with one of the most qualified people to help: Acclaimed rap reviewer Gozie Okoro! Can "WAP" stand tall? Can "Man's Not Hot" pull of one of the greatest upsets ever? Is Shaquille O'Neal a better rapper than A$AP Rocky? Can David pull off one of the greatest troll picks of all-time? Will Jack let John Cena's recent turn to the dark...
2025-04-081h 46Underemployed94 - March Madness Mascot Melee VIIIt's the final edition of Underemployed's signature episode: The March Madness bracket that features no analysis and instead determines which team's mascot would win in a fight! From tigers and cougars, to kangaroos and big bears doin' thangs, we've got every matchup covered! Plus David and Jack ask the important questions, like how long can a duck fly, and has science gone too far by combining Cajun Jack and Cowboy Jack into one?
2025-03-1743 minUnderemployed93 - Our 7th Anniversary!It's once again time to reflect and celebrate your 8th favorite podcast, Underemployed! Featuring the best clips of the past year, from David being imprisoned, trees that smell like bodily fluids, mascot fights, working during a global tech outage, and Jack letting go of a 5 1/2-year grudge. Plus they talk about going to a Ravens playoff game, the wedding of a dear friend and former guest, and the insane Luka Doncic-Anthony Davis trade. And they discuss the upcoming end of the podcast, when the last episode will be, and their plans as they near the finish line.
2025-02-0849 minUnderemployed92 - The 7th Annual Undie AwardsFor the seventh and final time, Jack and David bring you the once-a-year extravaganza to cram in your stocking. They hand out their coveted best-of-2024 awards and look at the people and things that shaped the landscape. From the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef that dominated this year's nominations, to unprecedented political figures, sapphic bops, historic hippos, American Olympic superiority, incriminating yourself while driving with a suspended license, rolling down a hill for cheese, and Shaq. Plus they remember those we lost this year to the great Thugz Mansion in the sky.
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2024-12-2043 minUnderemployed90 - The Trial of David Hart (feat. Joe "Peanut" Dweck)After years of hot takes, annoyance, loudness, it's time for one of the most pivotal moments in Underemployed's illustrious history: David Hart's trial. Can he and former guest Joe Dweck prove that he deserves to roam free with normies? Or will Jack prove that David is a danger to society's earholes and patience? Tune in to find out!
2024-10-2825 minUnderemployed91 - Episode 90?The trial of David Hart is still delayed, but Jack refuses to switch up the episode order, so here we are. Destiny's Daddies return to talk about their unintentional summer hiatus, including their travels to Maine, New Orleans, and Seattle; the global tech outage of July that led to chaos at Jack's job and last second flight adjustments, Kendrick Lamar being pegged for the Super Bowl halftime show (while Lil Wayne did not), nearly seeing Goldberg at a Patriots game, Steph Curry being the devil that sunk the French basketball team, and Backyard Baseball coming back. Plus hearing OutKast's...
2024-09-1838 minUnderemployed89 - The Longest HartDavid is back behind bars after his bond was revoked for general annoyance. But he courageously talks about how it's led to him getting buffer and being rejected by every prison gang. He and Jack also discuss weddings and Emmys they went to, ripped pants, the Celtics are on the mountaintop while the Lakers ship be sinking, Joey Chestnut being removed from the biggest glizzy stage, and the Kendrick Lamar's Pop Out concert. Plus it's officially a #HotBoySummer with music, from Chappell Roan and Billie Eilish to Eminem and... Shaquille O'Neal. And in a bonus clip, Jack pays beautiful...
2024-06-2633 minUnderemployed88 - #FreeDavidHartWith the trial of his life hanging over his head, David talks about the hard life being accused of felony silliness and shenanigans. They also go track-by-track on the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef since they last talked about it, have a discussion on the NHL and NBA playoffs, Jack pays tribute to the Lakers for being the true 2023-2024 champions, trying to get Taylor Swift on the show, Jack is firmly pro-nepotism, and Caitlin Clark has ascended to absolute superstardom. Venmo Jack so he can put money in David's commissary.
2024-05-1745 minUnderemployed87 - State of the Show IIIDavid and Jack once again give an update on the state of the podcast and the goals they have for the future. Featuring an abundance of Gen Z slang (On God, FR FR) and the phrase "You'd have to imagine", a message about the future of the podcast, and David being locked away in prison on felony silliness charges, but not letting it keep him down.
2024-05-1512 minUnderemployed86 - The Tortured Podcasts DepartmentIf you're tired of listening to Taylor Swift's new album, how about some new Underemployed for your earholes? Jack and David return to talk about staring directly at a solar eclipse, the kidney stone-inducing amount of beef going on in the rap world (David actually is enjoying some Drake!), Jontay Porter is a dummy, trees that smell... weird, Jack went to WrestleMania in Philadelphia and got some amazing parking (plus friend of the show Colin Mackey is an amazing host.) Plus David pays tribute to his dear friend OJ Simpson, and Jack's coworkers think he looks like a predator...
2024-04-2350 minUnderemployed85 - March Madness Mascot Melee VIIt's once again the March Madness bracket show that proudly boasts absolutely no college basketball analysis whatsoever! Cougars, cocks, hat salesmen, zippers, gatuhs, wolfpacks, and about 12 different teams that feature bulldogs as their mascots; David and Jack dive deep to find out which mascot of the 68 teams in the NCAA Men's D1 tournament would win this bizarre version of the Hunger Games. Also, there's a lot of Cajun Jack (and Cajun David).
2024-03-1958 minUnderemployed84 - Q&A VI: Henry Rizz-ingerY'all Q'd, we A'd. Despite Jack deleting the original recording a dumb-dumb, he and David are back to answer questions about when they knew they were destined for greatness, purchases if they became billionaires, the new Avatar series, dumb song lyrics, Muppets they'd hang with, Jack's coworker trying to paint him as a misogynist, why David's girlfriend is the best, and much more. Plus Jack wants a "Rasputin"-esque song written about him, David learned what "rizz" means, Jack keeps confusing Panic! at the Disco with Fall Out Boy, baseball is given its flowers, the Nickelodeon broadcast of the...
2024-03-071h 04Underemployed83 - Our 6th Anniversary!It's that time of year again were Jack and David look back on the year that was, and look forward to the year that be. They talk about their most successful March Madness Mascot bracket ever, Jack getting a new name (and age), the Great Scott's Addition Gas Leak of 2023, David and Jack introducing Bethany to the world of coke rap, driving with your knees to spite the feds, Jack's passionate hatred of Virginia's new porn laws, David naming ladies DMX has boinked, and much more!
2024-02-0846 minUnderemployed82 - Knuck if You TuckIt's a new year, but Jack and David are still on their same old nonsense. David talks about the snow in Fredericksburg that led to Bethany having a roughly 6-hour work week, and the wild weather the area's seen this month. Jack talks about the bitter cold in Baltimore while he brought the heat by getting signs on TV at the Ravens game, including one that promoted his own TV station. Plus the potential Eminem-Taylor Swift Super Bowl matchup, David being wrong (and right) about Joe Flacco, the most electric playoff games they've ever been to, a soccer fan...
2024-01-2731 minUnderemployed81 - The 6th Annual Undie AwardsIt's time once again for the award show that former President Obama once called "A blight on American freedom", the Undies! In a year dominated by the likes of Taylor Swift and George Santos to a lesser extent, David and Jack tip their cap(s that are hiding their receding hairlines) to a glorious 2023. From victimizing yourself after publishing a video of boinking in a senate hearing room, to Dan Snyder "finally getting his white wedding", the beautiful romance of Michael Jordan's son and Scottie Pippen's ex, and the passion for "Mambo No. 5" that nearly ruined a famous author's...
2023-12-221h 00Underemployed80 - De Selby (Part 3)Jack and David talk about why they had an extended hiatus (and why they don't have a guest), before getting right back into form with David having beef with the NBA in-season tournament and the notion of Taylor Swift being the biggest musician in the world, Usher at the Super Bowl halftime show, and whether Cajun Jack will be included in Grand Theft Auto VI. Plus the boys saw Clipse in concert, and talk about their experience at the Kennedy Center, along with seeing a pre-teen full embracing the world of coke rap.
2023-12-0833 minUnderemployed79 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. 2 (Hart Knock Life)Jack and David return to finish up their definitive list of hip-hop's greatest moments. Whether it be the joy brought from "WAP", DMX naming ladies he's boinked in a verse, R. Kelly getting maced, Drake's unintentional child reveal, John Cena becoming a rap legend, Shaq asking Kobe Bryant how his ass tastes, and things getting a little easier out here for a pimp, there's enough moments here to make you want to put back on your 5XL tall tee and get an ice cream tattoo on your face!
2023-09-081h 03Underemployed78 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. I (The Washed Boyz)Who better to celebrate hip-hop's 50th birthday with than two dorks from the 'burbs? Jack and David reveal the first half of their definitive list of rap's greatest moments, from rappers dealing with conflicts through stabbings and champagne bottles, to Cardi B throwing a microphone at a fan and ODB saying Wu-Tang is for the children. They also discuss self-pleasuring songs, 50 Cent destroying Ja Rule for over 20 years, the "Tip Drill" video, accidentally playing DMX uncensored at Family Night, and so much more! Remember, this list is definitive.
2023-09-0158 minUnderemployed77 - BarbenployedenheimerThe heat is on, and so is Underemployed! David and Jack talk the knockout of the Women's World Cup team (including Jack's hot take on what cost them), August being the worst month ever, Phoenix being an affront to God, David's first ever Flying Squirrels game (and why the team has such a grip on Richmond), that time Bethany got a full night's sleep in the back of a Kia Soul, Jack's travel woes that involved him running through the Philadelphia airport, David's take on 'Barbie', and more!
2023-08-0932 minUnderemployed76 - Happy 35th Birthday, Travis!Jack and David have a lot to catch up on, from David's rain-soaked trip to Maine, to Jack getting a new name and age at a Richmond bar, plus the wonderful wedding of PJ Anderson and the amazing moment that almost was during the ceremony. Also, David's cat is a jerk, the heat and the haze across Virginia, Jack's penchant for getting music references in the news, Juvenile's Tiny Desk concert, Charles Barkley throwing people through windows, the hilarity that was 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather's beef, and Jack feels patriotic in his passionate fight against Virginia's new anti-porn laws!
2023-07-1339 minUnderemployed75 - State of the Show IIDavid and Jack once again make their State of the Union address to the loyal Dependents, where they look back on the progress and history they've made in the past year, while setting themselves a lofty goal by the end of the decade. Also, Old Man David returns.
2023-06-1516 minUnderemployed74 - Back That Gazz UpThe weather's getting mildly warmer, and so is Underemployed! Jack tells the story of a gas leak in Scott's Addition that impacted the news station (and also briefly made him a nomad), Rihanna and A$AP Rocky proving that Wu-Tang is for the children, the continued rise of the Lakers, Ja Morant's a fool, Taylor Swift's dominance, David reminisces on the 2012 derecho, and more. Plus News Jabs, with cheating fishermen and trying to blame a dog for driving drunk!
2023-05-1925 minUnderemployed73 - The Barry Bonds of PodcastsJack and David return to brag about the absolute raging success that was their NCAA Mascot Bracket (way better than most fools who picked a real one). Plus they talk David wanting steroids back in baseball, Jack's joy at the rebirth of the Lakers, David's Christ-like resurrection from COVID, the downfall of Dillon Brooks, the beauty of 'Cocaine Bear', Kia Souls being metaphorically bulletproof, the end of Dan Snyder, and more!
2023-05-0422 minUnderemployed72 - March Madness Mascot Melee VIt's the triumphant return of the March Madness selection show that proudly features absolutely no actual basketball analysis, the ultimate battle between each team's mascot! Featuring such questions as how many wolfs constitute a wolfpack, how a holy man can deal with a fight, how many 16 seeds can beat a 1, how was David ever allowed to visit Princeton, and much more. Plus Jack's existential crisis about the mediocrity of his school's basketball program, and the long-awaited introduction of Cajun Jack!
2023-03-1448 minUnderemployed71 - Our Fif Anniversary!Delivering on promises made to you people, a wolf that was once a homeless man, a ruthless attack on David's medical ailments, the return of the Underemployed Curse, correctly picking the rise of the Jacksonville Jaguars, a tribute to Queen Lizzy, sports not mattering, and keeping your oven open. It was a wild year for Underemployed, and David and Jack recap the top moments in their anniversary special! Plus Jack is happy the Lakers didn't get Kyrie Irving, fine-tuning mac-and-cheese, an abundance of love for John Cena, and return of the supercut of one-liners at the end!
2023-02-081h 13Underemployed70 - Ebony and Ivory and Ivory and Ivory (feat. Jessica Albert and Julie Sawitzky)Jack and David are joined by Jack's longtime friend, Underemployed superfan, and actual respected journalist Jessica Albert, along with mutual friend and friend of the show Julie Sawitzky! They discuss Jessica's long journey across various cities and stations in her career, from her time at JMU to ending up in Baltimore, despite not yet having a proper Bawlmur accent or pants with the Maryland flag on them, covering a Billie Eilish concert despite not knowing who she is, going to Disney World every weekend while working in Orlando, how they all became friends in the first place, David's mom...
2023-01-101h 00Underemployed69 - The 5th Annual Undie AwardsCue the Mariah Carey, pour yourself some nog, and get your affairs in order, because Christmas is back, and so are the coveted, prestigious Undie Awards! David and Jack join you from the long-condemned Richmond Coliseum to hand out awards (including an album of the year no one sees coming), praise themselves for not killing a 103-year old woman, make multiple Homestar Runner references, settle grudges with fistfights, observe the rise and fall of Ash Ketchum, look at the wild rides of Elon Musk and Dan Snyder, discuss the insanity of the World Cup Final, read a bizarrely beautiful...
2022-12-2156 minUnderemployed68 - Return of the MacFresh off another wonderful Jay-Z Day, Jack and David discuss their Thanksgivings, including how David now preps his mac and cheese, he goes in-depth on the World Cup and the U.S.'s loss to the Netherlands, as well as the future of the program, sports apparently matter again because the Lakers are playing well (with Jack seeing their dominating win against the Wizards in-person), David has flaming hot takes even by his absurdly high standards, legalizing prostitution, Virginia drivers are apparently ass, and they preview the Undie Awards. Also, sports actually don't matter because Aaron Judge didn't sign...
2022-12-0828 minUnderemployed67 - Keep Your Oven OpenDavid and Jack talk about missing part of the Chris Rock show because they're idiots, David’s excited for the World Cup while Jack has a soft spot for Brazil, sports don't matter because the Lakers are mediocre, Jack likes Taylor Swift's new album while they talk about the shitshow of her concert tickets on sale through TicketMaster, Kanye can't even get into Sketchers, and News Jabs, with someone trying to sneak a gun through a raw chicken at an airport!
(Also, for legal purposes, don't actually keep your oven open.)
2022-11-1824 minUnderemployed66 - All Falls DownDavid talks about his trip to Philadelphia to meet friend of the show Colin Mackey for Premier League Fanfest, and he and Jack discuss which US cities are still on their bucket list, the concerns of the Lakers, the status of an Underemployed Curse, Jack's suggestion for turning around the Jaguars, he uses the nonsensical phrase "Lightning in a pan" for some reason, and they have a long discussion about the downfall of Kanye West and if it's possible to separate art from artist. Plus the long-awaited return of News Jabs, including the winner of Fat Bear Week!
2022-10-2744 minUnderemployed65 - Glue Gals/ThemsDavid and Jack want to buy the Phoenix Mercury, and they need your help (Hint: It involves giving them money). They also talk about the impact of Hurricane Ian, Aaron Judge's impact on the record books, the miracle run of Albert Pujols, them feeling not-optimistic about the Capitals and Lakers, Jack's experience at the state fair, Rihanna performing the Super Bowl halftime show (while John Cena got snubbed), Jack's anger at Joe Flacco getting benched, and more!
2022-10-0733 minUnderemployed64 - BBL = BDE?Jack and David discuss getting to see Lupe Fiasco perform The Cool in its entirety (along with a verse they never thought they'd get to hear live), Joe Flacco retaining his eliteness, the Jaguars are probably Super Bowl bound, David's hot take of an NBA Finals preview, the Lakers are doomed, and Jack ponders the benefits of getting a fake butt. Plus David tells the story of his parents' once-in-a-lifetime vacation nearly being derailed by Queen Elizabeth's death.
2022-09-2231 minUnderemployed63 - Golden Ticket to the Roc Nation BrunchAn update on the #MarkMcGwireChallenge, etiquette of wearing sweatpants in public and shorts above the knee, David may be classist and also doesn't want to go to strip clubs, Eminem is nearly an EGOT winner, an Underemployed NFT and mascot, mustaches coming back in style, which sports are actually sports, Jack wants to chat with Jay-Z at the Roc Nation Brunch, and more! Plus David's beautiful tribute to Queen Elizabeth II.
2022-09-0931 minUnderemployed62 - Summer G’sJack and David return to talk about how their summer's been going, the worst/weirdest injuries they've ever gotten, pay tribute to Bill Russell and Vin Scully (with Jack telling the story of meeting the former), discuss the tragedy that was the 2011 Northern Virginia Earthquake, recent heatwaves, them holding a 40-yeard dash for bragging rights, the Juan Soto trade and DC's status as a sports city, NBA players hurting player empowerment, and they introduce the #MarkMcGwireChallenge!
2022-08-1243 minUnderemployed61 - Q&A V: Daddies’ Gotta EatYou people asked, we... people answered! In the first Q&A in nearly 2 1/2 years, David and Jack answer rude questions about their alleged advanced age, Weird Al's lyrical prowess, getting hit on by old people at the gym, escaping a deserted island with Bobby Bonilla, tons of questions about food, making new friends at their age, what city they'd want to live in, and much, much more. Plus David loudly and unnecessarily gets something wrong that's easily searchable, Jack would gladly shill for some blood money, and they pay tribute to the Bodega Boys in the wake of their...
2022-07-2150 minUnderemployed60 - Flying Squirrels Fever (feat. Nick Livingstone)New city, same nonsense! Jack's moved down to Richmond, so he and David celebrate with the return of old pal Nick Livingstone! They talk about Nick's scholarly success since he's last been on, being stunned by hearing his past trash talking, the best spots to eat in the city, how Nick copes with David's hot takes, Nick's love of cats (while David proudly owns a surly, fat cat), getting out of the bartending business and the fact that Nick is also somehow the most downloaded episode of the podcast ever. Jack also talks about his nerves of giving another...
2022-05-2739 minUnderemployed59 - March Madness Mascot Melee IVOnce again bringing you the NCAA Tournament preview that proudly features absolutely no actual college basketball analysis, David and Jack are back and picking a winner between mascots in each matchup in a theoretical free-for-all brawl. From the sizes of various big cats, to the fighting skills of a refined gentleman, to how Sister Jean and a random homeless guy were intertwined once upon a time, it's time for what is truly the most wonderful show of the year!
2022-03-1559 minUnderemployed58 - State of the ShowIn anticipation of the State of the Union address, David and Jack decide to drop their own address to you people, where they give very presidential speeches on the goals, future, and clear amazing societal impact of this beautiful, sexy podcast!
2022-03-0118 minUnderemployed57 - Our (Delayed) 4th Anniversary!Much like some deadbeat dads, despite being a little late, David and Jack return to celebrate their baby's fourth birthday! Featuring the return of Joe "Peanut" Dweck to face the music on his questionable Mitchell Robinson and New York Knicks predictions, another slap in the face from Nick Livingstone, plus a look back at the Drexel Dragons magical tournament run, the return of their favorite guests, their new podcast art, more talk on what constitutes being culturally southern, the Super Bowl's halftime show, and more!
2022-02-181h 16Underemployed56 - The 4th Annual Undie AwardsComing to you live from the decaying corpse of RFK Stadium in Washington, D.C., while respecting the squatters' rights of the racoons that now call it home, David and Jack return to hand out some gold-plated pantaloons! Including a Woman of the Year near and dear to their heart, a perfectly meme-y yet litty Song of the Year, a Hot Take of the Year that saw a beloved athlete shoot himself in the foot like, 5 or 6 times, baseball having some national relevancy again, the return of the In Memoriam segment, and the 2nd annual Lifetime Achievement Award going...
2021-12-131h 01Underemployed55 - Milk SonicWith the holiday season now in full swing, how about a new Underemployed to whet your whistle? Jack and David discuss their Thanksgiving, including their favorite food and Jack staying in a spot with... weird history for him. They also talk about going public on the NASDAQ, the awful new name for the current-Staples Center, Waluigi not coming through in the clutch, an update on Joe "Peanut" Dweck's hot take on Mitchell Robinson, Jack wanting more money for no work, ways you can get Underemployed merch, an announcement on their next episode, and in a bonus clip, Jack talks...
2021-11-3022 minUnderemployed54 - Frisbee Clout (feat. Joe ”Peanut” Dweck)Back with another guest, this time David's semi-famous frisbee pal, Joe "Peanut" Dweck. They talk to Peanut about growing up in Brooklyn before going to Indiana University, the craziest rumor around campus about a future NBA lottery pick, his tenure in law school and why he wanted to get in law to help kids, David telling him about the Chandra Levy murder, Rutgers' condom mascot, his wedding, and the delusions, depression, and blind optimism that comes with being a New York sports fan!
2021-10-251h 01Underemployed53 - Thuggish Ruggish PodDespite David sounding like they were recording way past his bedtime, it's another exciting episode of Underemployed! Featuring the wild rides of Urban Meyer and Jon Gruden, Newcastle's new problematic owners buying the team from a guy who apparently throws up in fireplaces, Jack getting an ovation for a wedding toast he didn't even give, David's long haul to a wedding of his own, getting blue-balled by "Return of the Mack", visiting Kobe Bryant's old high school, the coldest the wedding they've ever been to, not embezzling money when you're a former NBA player, what song they'd geek out...
2021-10-1847 minUnderemployed52 - Way 2 FunnyJack and David return to the podcast earf to talk about how Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" is a gift and Kawhi Leonard's star-making cameo in the music video. They also discuss the end of Summer and the annoyingly hot weather as it went out, their chance encounter on public transportation (!), Jack's vacation, David getting back in the wedding groove, Jack's pathetic attempt to name the branches of the military, David's head shape, Jack's last concert, them joining the U.S. Space Force, and remembering Norm Macdonald while discussing some of his favorite bits and jokes. And in some bonus bits...
2021-09-2243 minUnderemployed51 - Yeehaw or Yeenaw?Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album cover, David giggling like a titmouse at the Washington Nationals' win percentage, the pleasant success of the San Francisco Giants, Jack getting a proper vacation, and the return of the Wedding Bois!
2021-09-0322 minUnderemployed50 - B(H)DE (feat. Miriam and Quinn)Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's charm, COVID-19, their favorite sandwich cheeses, Miriam's move to New Hampshire, building a statue for David at Mary Washington, Quinn's summer in Alaska, Bjork's uber-sexuality, great Hugh Hefner tributes, DNA makeups, and of course, a return to what...
2021-08-111h 02Underemployed49 - Buff Ryders AnthemJack and David pay tribute to 2020 Undie Lifetime Achievement Award winner Shock G/Humpty Hump, as well as DMX, before David also discusses the downfall of the European soccer super league and the corruption of FIFA, a woman unknowingly charged with a felony for an unreturned VHS tape, and some proper etiquette as the country begins to return to normal, including how to act at concerts, weddings, and strip clubs. Also, a belated well-wish, David's a criminal, and Jack has lost touch with the youths. Get off the tracks, or you're getting run over by the Underemployed train!
2021-04-2950 minUnderemployed48 - March Madness Mascot Melee IIICan the return of Sister Jean propel wolves? When can Shaq be used as a tiebreaker? What's the difference between a Dragon Tales dragon and an evil one? What's the difference between a regular eagle and one that's a Harry Styles fan? It's the return of the battle of the mascots in time for the return of March Madness. Plus a new Stump the Slob, the newest Underemployed baby, and the dashing of Jack's dream wedding.
2021-03-1658 minUnderemployed47 - Our 3rd Anniversary!Getting a car back from a meth head, how not to ask a future coworker on a date, a hall of fame pitcher destroying a bird. While 2020 may have been a rough year, David and Jack still look back on the past year of Underemployed episodes and all the ups, downs, and laughs (?) that came with it. Plus Jack's (fever) dream wedding, a congratulatory message with no words, and the annual supercut of one-liners at the end.
2021-02-081h 05Underemployed46 - The 3rd Annual Undie AwardsWhich of the whopping 2 (TWO!) guests from 2020 can take home Guest of the Year? Are you allowed to give yourself your own nickname? Is there such a thing as too many "WAP" or Tiger King references? (No.) Will taking shots at PJ Anderson ever get old? (Also no.) Despite Jack butchering their first attempt at recording, he and David return for their annual show honoring, mocking, and acknowledging all that happened in 2020. From Woman of the Year to the potentially spicy Virus of the Year, the two hand out their valued gold-plated Undies! Plus bonus clips from the original b...
2020-12-2357 minUnderemployed45 - Reunited (And it Feels Aight)Back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5, David and Jack reunite in-person from the crown jewel of the Mid-Ohio Valley! David talks about his impressions of Parkersburg, before they talk about where Kanye West went wrong in his presidential bid, cooking chickens in Yellowstone's scalding hot water, the good news regarding COVID-19 vaccines, and the first Underemployed babies!
2020-11-1727 minUnderemployed44 - SpOooOoky Celebratin'Fresh off the heels of a Lakers championship victory, Jack talks about how it temporarily lifted him out of his depression and served as a reminder of why sports are great. He and David also talk about the decision by Kevin Cash to take out Blake Snell in Game 6 of the World Series, venomous Virginia caterpillars, getting arrested for rapping about unemployment fraud, fans at sports games, David's stupid voice, the lost concept of time, and tell the infamous story of them going down to JMU for Halloween in 2014 and losing their car!
2020-10-3044 minUnderemployed43 - The OutKast Bracket, Pt. II (The Hart Below) [feat. G.O.Z.]Gozie Okoro rejoins Jack and David to wrap-up the OutKast bracket. Will "Vibrate" continue its Cinderella run, and can "Gasoline Dreams" continue its concurrent ugly step-sister run? Can anyone stop the juggernaut that is "B.O.B."? Will Jack be able to prevent David from slandering Barry Bonds? How much music can be played before the show gets a cease-and-desist order? Find out the answers to (most of) these and more!
2020-10-0246 minUnderemployed42 - The OutKast Bracket, Pt. I (Selbyboxxx) [feat. G.O.Z.]"Hey Ya!" and "Ms. Jackson" may be misguided wedding songs, but can they advance past the first round? Can a song where Andre 3000 talks about "jerkin' his jimmy" really be considered fine art? Will Jack's dislike of "Gasoline Dreams" impact its run? All of these questions and so many more will be answered in part one of a two-part tournament bracket to determine the best OutKast song, featuring acclaimed writer/kinda sorta friend of Jack, Gozie Okoro. All 64 songs will be analyzed, sampled, and judged, for your listening pleasure! Plus they end the episode by remembering the late Chadwick...
2020-09-281h 19UnderemployedBonus Episode III - WAP Till We DropIn a collection of material from the original recording of Episode 41, David talks about the fall of the Detroit Red Wings and lack of success for Canadian NHL teams, confusing soccer terminology, Jack talks about the temporary ineptitude of the Nats' grounds crew, the possibility of J.R. Smith fighting an animatronic Disney World figure, and Gardner Minshew being your dad.
2020-08-2129 minUnderemployed41 - WAP (Wack-Ass Podcast)There's some dorks in this house! David and Jack return, explaining why they've been dropping less frequently, but feeling rejuvenated by the return of sports. They discuss...
NHL (4:05-9:43) Including what's been wrong with the Washington Capitals.
Champions League (9:45-15:04) Including How David feels about the new 5-subs rule
MLB (15:05-20:02) Including Jack questioning why there can't be a Home Run Derby this year, and a World Series prediction from David we guarantee you've never heard before.
NBA (20:03-26:56) Including Jack lamenting J.R. Smith becoming a Laker.
And...
2020-08-1935 minUnderemployed40 - Runnin' Down a Dream (feat. Brittany Morgan)It's been a hot minute, but (probably) worth the wait! Jack and David are joined by the former's dear friend and coworker, TV's Brittany Morgan (the Tiger Queen herself). They talk to her about how she took after her dad, the... inspiring(?) talk he gave her at 12, figuring out what she wanted to do in life, the journey all three took to graduating college, her overcoming fear and self-doubt when she first became a journalist, training to be a wrestler, how she's doing without baseball, and how her friendship with Jack came to fruition over the years. Oh, and...
2020-06-221h 09Underemployed39 - Q&A IV: The Tiger Court JestersOnce again crowdsourcing for content, it's the fourth Q&A episode of Underemployed! Jack and David catch up on life a bit before getting to the questions (around the 11:10 mark of the episode), which include THAT question about Carole Baskin, Tom Brady leaving the Patriots, mean questions about Jack, worst dates, music people would be surprised they like, how the two have maintained their friendship for so long, and so much more. Plus a bonus bit sees Jack fantasize about cloning Mannie Fresh!
2020-04-301h 03Underemployed38 - The Great American Sports BracketWith the Coronavirus having grounded the world to a halt, Jack and David lament the loss of the Mascot Melee Bracket, but have a backup plan in mind. They do a mini-bracket of the greatest American sports moments, including a Barry Bonds civil war, a patriot vs. a 98 year old nun, telling Hitler to shove it, Charles Barkley's views on Angola, and not realizing until halfway through the episode that they forgot to include the Miracle on Ice. All this and more in what we hope will be a fun distraction!
2020-03-1953 minUnderemployed37 - Our 2nd Anniversary!Cowboy Jack and Old Man David take the world by storm, a grizzly battles a cyclone, being punished by The Lord, a whole lot of Shaq references, and plenty more! To celebrate the two year anniversary of Underemployed, David and Jack take a look back at each of the episodes over the past year for YOU PEOPLE, including the guests that range from a platonic friend, to an infectiously positive fitness trainer, a ferocious native of Richmond, and a bonafide YouTube celebrity! Plus they receive well-wishes, or at least wishes of SOME variety, plus the return of the Supercut...
2020-02-081h 11Underemployed36 - Remembering Kobe Bryant (Different Animals, Same Beasts)Following the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's death, Jack and David discuss his legacy (the good, the bad, and the good that emerged from the bad.) Then to lighten the mood, they also have news jabs that include karmic cockfighting, how to spend nearly $90,000 on iTunes, and Gritty punching a teenager in the head, plus a new Stump the Slob.
2020-01-2836 minUnderemployed35 - The 2nd Annual Undie AwardsCan Sister Jean repeat as Woman of the Year? Is this the year "Shabba" is dethroned as Song of the Year? Will Jack pick his own sister's wedding as the best of the decade? Can PJ Anderson win Podcast Guest of the Year? (No.) How far is Jack willing to go for a joke? All of these questions and more will be answered as David and Jack present the second annual Undie Awards, this time adding categories to the best of the 2010s decade! Plus it's all Christmas-y up in here!
2019-12-2351 minUnderemployed34 - Can't Stop the ReignBack through the miracle of Skype and the blunderment of Jack's inability to record properly, it's Underemployed! Jack and David discuss Jack's sister's wedding, along with his toast and the glorious playlist, David's Halloween adventures, Jack going to Game 4 of the World Series, Disney Plus, not to mention the return of News Jabs with a story on the absurdity of gender reveal parties, and a spontaneous Shaq-off! Remember, if you don't download it, you're a bad friend and/or family member!
2019-11-1734 minUnderemployed33 - DC: The Good, the Bad, and the Dan SnyderFor the first time in a year, David and Jack conduct an Underemployed episode via Skype, catching up on Jack's new job, from the initial struggles to the eventual triumphs. They also talk about the Nats World Series run (recorded when they were up 2-0), the comical nature of Dan Snyder's Redskins ownership, being one week away from Jack's sister's wedding, the entitlement of Bryce Harper's booing and hilarity of Kawhi Leonard's, and Jack bestowing the gift of Cowboy upon David!
2019-10-2736 minUnderemployed32 - Earth Wind & Full-Time EmploymentRev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the two discuss both the future of the show and the name of the podcast!
2019-09-3033 minUnderemployed31 - Caucasian Kenan & KelAwwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (but won't), lesbian astronauts hacking into bank accounts, the legality of finger guns, and the Pope being stuck in an elevator for 25 minutes but recovering due to his #blessed-ness. All this and the...
2019-09-0850 minUnderemployed30 - Overnight Celebrity (feat. Welyn)As promised, Destiny's Daddies deliver their first celebrity on the show, and it's YouTube sensation Welyn! The former next door neighbors/college classmates discuss Welyn's various endeavors over the years and how he transformed from a small boi learning maths at school, to a thick boi powerlifter, battle rapping, accounting, and finally as a YouTuber with over 1.25 MILLION (!) subscribers to his channel! Plus they get in-depth on how long it takes him to edit a YouTube video, how one Rust video began his massive ascent, carjackers in Rhode Island, burley fireman, and the return of News Jabs and Stump...
2019-08-2359 minUnderemployed29 - Q&A III: I'm Ron Burgundy?After a 10 month long wait, Jack and David return with their third Q&A! In their shortest full length episode to date, they answer your questions regarding dream concerts, clowning the Knicks and James Dolan, baby elephants in kiddie pools, moms, the long standing debate of jazz vs. polka, and more! Plus they touch on the U.S. Women's World Cup victory, Jack attending the Home Run Derby again, PJ Anderson once again attempts to sabotage the Q&A, and David knows way too much about pizza styles and beers.
2019-07-1524 minUnderemployed28 - Catman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) [feat. Nick Livingstone]Underemployed is back with its first ever fellow bearded guest, the Cat Daddy* himself, Nick Livingstone! Nick is here to call former roommate David out on his shit, and if that's somehow not enough to convince you to listen, they also talk about the worst bar interaction of all time, David pissing off the entire Mary Washington lacrosse team, the Women's World Cup, the fallout of the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Jack's eventual demise, Bernie Sanders as a baby, which athlete they would commit a crime with, Jeff Goldblum's sensuality, Thailand's late-1990's currency crisis, the return of...
2019-06-181h 01Underemployed27 - Ya Body Needs Water, So Drink That Shit!David and Jack decide to try and switch things up a bit with new segments across the show! Then they cover such topics as the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Scottie Pippen suing a 5 year old, Pokémon Sleep, Jack going to Chicago, Taco Bell opening a hotel, the dumpster fire status of the Lakers, choosing a new national anthem, plus in the opening edition of Stump the Slob, David tries to name the 2018 Washington Capitals Stanley Cup Finals roster! Come make some s'mores with this audio fire!
2019-06-1336 minUnderemployed26 - Yeah I'm Into Fitness; Fitness Whole Podcast in My Mouth (feat. Jake Schwind and Kodiak)Personal trainer, good friend, and handsome man Jake Schwind joins Jack and David to bring his brand of infectious positivity to Underemployed! They talk about getting started in fitness, misconceptions women may have about weightlifting, helping a client lose 90 lbs, adjusting his exercise routine to include stretching, starting steps to helping lose weight, and a whole lot more about the world of exercise. Jake also talks about meeting his wife, Val, their wedding, and their dog Kodiak provides his insights of occasional barking and wagging his tail into the table! Plus Jack talks about being freaked out by the...
2019-05-231h 17Underemployed25 - Pop Punk and Poppin' Brews (feat. Julie Sawitzky)It's the silver-ish anniversary of Underemployed, and David and Jack have a special guest to celebrate the occasion, Julie Sawitzky! Julie makes her first appearance on the show as a guest (but NOT her first appearance ever), and she talks about her career, how she and Jack met (#PlatonicFriendJulie), she and David discuss their favorite alcohols, and her love of pop punk and baseball! The episode also has a sizeable amount of real talk, with all three talking about coping with anxiety, struggling socially, and accepting responsibility. In spite of the lack of Cowboy Jack, this is still a...
2019-04-301h 05Underemployed24 - Cowboy Jack's Old Town RoadSaddle up, partners! Jack and David return to talk about "Old Town Road" hitting #1 on the Billboard charts, John Cena returning as the Dr. of Thuganomics at WrestleMania 35, UVA winning the NCAA Tournament (as well as addressing their controversial pick of them in the Mascot Bracket), eagles dropping trash on Seattle, Jack taking the Metro for the first time in 3 years, cherry blossoms, and much more!
2019-04-1230 minUnderemployed23 - March Madness Mascot Melee IIIt's March Madness time, and that means it's time for David and Jack to give their second annual Mascot Battle Bracket! Cougars, sledgehammers, butterflies, devils, gargoyles, Cowboy Jack, tornado birds, golden animals, they're all here as the two determine which mascot will win in the ultimate fight! Plus David gives his long awaited 2019 World Series preview after last year's scorching fuego Oakland A's prediction, as well as the introduction of the Kurtis Blow Bot 4100! Whether you like sports or hate 'em, this episode is for you!
2019-03-1951 minUnderemployed22 - Occulty TinfoilBack with episode double deuce, Jack and David discuss such pressing matters as conspiracy theories, the X-Files, the Dunk Contest, Robert Kraft's hanky panky, Petey Pablo, the dire straits of LeBron and the Lakers, the 20th anniversary of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP, David seeing Vince Staples in concert, and MORE WEDDING TALK!
2019-02-2840 minUnderemployedBonus Episode II - SpongeboxxxIn this compilation of extra material from the Best Of episode, David and Jack talk about Usher smelling like baby powder, SpongeBob, the Super Bowl halftime show (and the game, briefly), Maroon 5, Big Boi's fur coat, baseball, the Washington Capitals, the Anthony Davis non-trade to the Lakers, and more. Also, there are somehow two separate Ying Yang Twins references on this episode, which has to be some sort of podcast record.
2019-02-1228 minUnderemployed21 - Our One Year Anniversary Show!One year after the debut of the fuego-est of podcasts, Underemployed celebrates its one year anniversary! David and Jack look back at each of the episodes (even the bad ones), and discuss how the bread was made while playing clips from each of them; including Sister Jean, David's liquid magma take on the Oakland A's that nearly proved prophetic, the mascot bracket, PJ Anderson in his various forms, the evolution of their employment, the peak of comedy that is Miriam and Quinn, them taking potshots at each other, and more (MUCH more, this is a long one). Plus they...
2019-02-081h 39Underemployed20 - The Habitual Line Stepper (feat. PJ Anderson)After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.
2019-02-011h 05Underemployed19 - Peanut Butter and Bellies (feat. Colin Mackey)David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious inability to grow facial hair, his results from the Keto Diet, men being primitive dumb-dumbs, Smash Mouth's album cuts, "Neil Diamond"'s views on immigrants, Jack's plea not to listen to the early episodes of this s...
2019-01-111h 03Underemployed18 - The 1st Annual Undie AwardsIt's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories:
. Man and Woman of the Year
. Album of the Year
. Hero of the Year
. Game of the Year
. Song of the Year
. Hot Take of the Year
. Beef of the Year
. Unsurprising Surprise
And the biggest one of...
2018-12-2242 minUnderemployed17 - Cold BloodedIt's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset breaking up, making Jay-Z's birthday a national holiday, the Keto diet, and they finally explain their longtime inside joke about DC rap legend Suave!
2018-12-0946 minUnderemployed16 - Use Code 'Underpod' for 20% Off!It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to
That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outside breaking up the nonstop rain in the DMV, Jack struggling to fully embrace Kendrick Lamar, the Christmas miracle that is...
2018-11-1731 minUnderemployed15 - Suburb MusickThe boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain info!
2018-10-1232 minUnderemployed14 - The Whitest Rappers U KnowDavid and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars Anthem)" in some of the best podcast audio this side of the Mississippi. Plus our beloved updates on the Oakland A's! Don't miss it? Maybe?
2018-09-2143 minUnderemployedBonus Episode I - Q&A ScrapisodeIt's our first bonus episode, comprised of material from the original botched Q&A recording last week! With some explanitory voice overs along the way, David and Jack talk about David's time at AmeriCorps, Jack being wrong about the format change to the Home Run Derby years ago, the artistry of Doja Cat's "Mooo!", throwback jerseys, what type of food they would picture each other as in the event of starvation, the media, unpaid internships, and also more stuff!
2018-09-0521 minUnderemployed13 - Q&A II: R.I.P. Lou BegaUnderemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off environments, sports games they wish they could have attended, entrance music, diets, hot sauce, dead musicians, O.J. Simpson, tattoos, bad songs by great rappers, manscaping, and so much more!
2018-09-0348 minUnderemployed12 - Rampant HeroismIt's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the job department. They also talk about Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech and Terrell Owens' lack thereof (while also going back and forth on the pronunciation of his name 36...
2018-08-1747 minUnderemployed11 - Maine's Murphy's Law/SHAQ POINTED AT MEDavid and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!
2018-07-2832 minUnderemployed10 - Ten Jack Commandments (feat. Quinn & Miriam)Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology...
2018-07-101h 09Underemployed9 - All I Want for Christmas is DingersBack by (or in spite of) popular demand, it's Underemployed! David's finally moved into Da Chuuch, and in the midst of assembling Ikea furniture, he and Jack take time to discuss a litany of topics, foremost of which is the Washington Capitals finally becoming Stanley Cup Champions! They also talk about Barry Trotz leaving the Caps, the NBA Draft, the new Nas (David hasn't listened) and Kids See Ghosts (Jack didn't enjoy it and isn't a Kid Cudi fan) albums, suit shorts, the Orioles being dogshit, Jack being afraid of the Southside of Chicago, the World Cup, and the...
2018-06-2535 minUnderemployed8 - EGHCKJack and David return to talk about the history of the Pusha T-Drake beef, going all the way back to Clipse, Pharrell, and Birdman being a cheapskate, while also discussing the Caps nearing a potential Stanley Cup Final victory, the NBA Finals and the idiocy of J.R. Smith, cougar attacks, David's moving status in Fredericksburg, and much more! David also keeps calling the Capital One Arena by its old names, Jack still breathes into the mic, and PJ Anderson somehow gets mentioned for a third consecutive episode.
2018-06-0741 minUnderemployed7 - Shrieking ToiletMay the 20th be with you, it's episode 7 of Underemployed! David and Jack are back, and being true to the show name by talking about their job status, the wonderful world of job searching, and David finding a new place in Fredericksburg with Bethany. They also talk about the Washington Capitals (who in the time between recording and this posting are beginning to revert to their ol' Caps ways), the possibility of LeBron James joining the Utah Jazz, Bethany's cat, Luna, establishing her position of stature around the house, Azaleia Banks being an asshole, Kanye West being a more...
2018-05-2030 minUnderemployed6 - Q&A I: Long Live Chappelle's ShowOn this episode of Underemployed, David and Jack answer questions from you, the best fans in the podcast land! They touch on so many wonderful topics, including the best advice for growing a beard, their favorite songs to sing in the shower, Cowboy Jack, the incest on Game of Thrones, about a million Chappelle's Show references, best dates, PJ Anderson's general loathsomeness, ideal dinner party guests, Shaq, and much, much more! Also, Jack finally accepts that because "underemployed" is a standard word in the English language, the spelling of the show should reflect that.
2018-05-0128 minUnderemployed5 - Cardi B, as in BancyEpisode 5 sees David and Jack finally able to conquer the eternal battle of Skype calls versus audio quality! Oh, and they also talk about stuff. Like the NBA and NHL playoffs, Cardi B's new album and how much they love her, wrapping up the NCAA Tournament and the tweets of one Donte DiVencenzo, the unwritten rules in baseball being ridiculous, accepting money from their fans (THE BEST PODCAST FANS IN THE WORLD!!!), and David's 28th birthday. They also take a shot at Mike Francesca, which is ironic because Jack breathes heavily into the microphone as it becomes 80 degrees six...
2018-04-1527 minUnderemployed4 - Bang the Table SlowlyBack in the Trap House in Fredericksburg, with that good audio quality, Jack and David return to discuss their mascot battle bracket blowing up the first afternoon of the tournament, Jack rooting for Loyola and loathing Nick Young's existence, firing shots at a 98 year old nun and a 32 year old defensive lineman, their takes on all of the major sports (and golf and FRISBEE! for good measure), and David's upcoming 10 year high school reunion. Plus, David thinks Logic is corny, Drake is soft, and 50 Cent is trash. Also, he bangs the table a lot.
2018-03-2837 minUnderemployed3 - March Madness Mascot Melee!March Madness is here, and David and Jack are back to fill out their official tournament bracket. But unlike every Sir Nerds-a-Lot, they decide to go through every game and determine a winner through a mascot battle! That's right, every game goes down based on a theoretical one-on-one matchup between each team's nickname, and results ensue. In addition, Jack talks about his trip to Pittsburgh, David gives tips on how to behave yourself on St. Patrick's Day at a bar, and both men talk about Windmaggedon 2018 (#WeWillRebuild).
2018-03-1443 min