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Rain City JerksRain City JerksStarTrek and AutismThe Jerks dont identify with having autism(but they probably do). Jack talks a lot about star trek, and how it helps him relate to people better. its the usual stew that youve come to love. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2024-03-0733 minRain City JerksRain City JerksGorks FootThe Jerks do another late night cast. Jack talks a lot about nerd shit. Jay reveals Jewish secrets, The Jerks dish about local gossip. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2024-02-2859 minRain City JerksRain City JerksTayTay,Xmen and the super bowl.The Jerks learn that Taylor Swift isnt that bad, Jays a huge xmen nerd, Jack is too. This was recorded during the super bowl. We love the xmen. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2024-02-1459 minRain City JerksRain City JerksTaking it to the Limit with PONCHPonch stops by The Lair, for the first ever late night cast. We learn about Mexican culture and medical problems. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2024-01-271h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksThe Jerks get political with Brad DuncanTune in for some hot takes and snide remarks --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2024-01-081h 22Rain City JerksRain City JerksRAIN CITY JERKS CHRISTMAS SPECTACULARThe Jerks are back, for how long who knows. Get ready for a holiday special like youve never seen...or heard...whatever. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-12-271h 10Rain City JerksRain City JerksBrothers in slimeLe Jerks get La slime' --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-08-2859 minRain City JerksRain City JerksSeattle frat guy Leo Miller.New comedian Leo Miller stops by The Jerk Lair to give us swirlies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-07-3153 minRain City JerksRain City JerksSeattle Drivers are the worst! With Brendan KellyBrendan Kelly stops by The Jerk Lair and chops it up and speaks truth to power. Wanna hear hot takes on Seattle, WE GOT EM!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-07-171h 15Rain City JerksRain City JerksSan Francisco Scene ReportJack went to SF and had a great time. SF rules. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-07-1050 minRain City JerksRain City JerksGreat Hair with Swastik Bhatmeditate and eat right. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-06-081h 14Rain City JerksRain City JerksAnnies Mac n Cheese gives you cancer with Xach Fischerwoweee fam! The Jerks sure get into it this week! flat earth, sitting on stools, mac and cheese talk, CONSPIRACY CHAT! Xachs mom has seen both a UFO AND Bigfoot! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, LEAVE A COMMENT, TAG US IN A POST, TELL A FRIEND! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-05-291h 14Rain City JerksRain City JerksComprehending horrors of manThe Jerks get into it, down with it, above it and finally side swipes it into oblivion. what is it? you gotta listen and tell them! AT YOUR PERIL!!!! please subscribe! and LIKE THIS. PLEASE! OH GOD PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF THE BLACK POPE PLEASE TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS PODCAST! like next time your annoying co worker wont shut up about podcasts, recommend this one! PLEASE! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-05-221h 04Rain City JerksRain City JerksJinx personal jinx with James FitsJames Fitz joins The Jerks. It gets silly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-05-151h 35Rain City JerksRain City JerksHot TeaRain city jerks telling you the hottest gossip in all of Seattle comedy. Tune in to see if we talk about you know who and you know what. Maybe we'll talk about you and your clique. We name names, we call it like we see it, we pull no punches. RAIN CITY JERKS is here for the end times. also we talk about regular show things like sex and gross dude stuff. +jokes and tales. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-05-0956 minRain City JerksRain City JerksCheese Bathwe did it. 9 more to go! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-04-241h 09Rain City JerksRain City JerksHIATUS OVERThe boys are back for your jerkwadian needs. Slap it in your ear holes and let it ooze down your canals. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-04-041h 04Rain City JerksRain City JerksATL SCENE REPORTJay is back from visiting the Riblet king and has tales to tell. Jack talks openly about all sorts of things. Lots of gossiping in this one, naming names, really choppin it up and calling it out. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2023-01-111h 02Rain City JerksRain City JerksRat CzarThe Jerks rant and rave as usual. Jack talks about his dream job. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-12-261h 01Rain City JerksRain City JerksRodeo Doctor, Comedian, Mayonnaise hater: Ariel EhrlichAriel Ehrlich drops by The Lair today for a talk about Aioli and how its not fooling her. Her time as a rodeo doctor in Australia. The pain of being a sentient toy. She feels deeply about fictional characters. Weird ways to die in ancient times. Jack talks about being an elder statesmen in Seattle comedy.  + WAY MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-12-191h 16Rain City JerksRain City JerksHomeless Gladiators w/ Jeremy McDonaldLocal comedian and butcher join The Jerks to talk about Stickers, Rudy, Yogurt, Poop, Homeless people gladiators, work place accidents + SOME MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-12-1259 minRain City JerksRain City JerksWomen aren't chill with Lauren CocroftLauren Cocroft comes down to The Jerk Lair and tells some wild stories about birth control, public speaking, being shrill and her comedic rise. Lauren is a wonderful addition to the Seattle comedy scene and if you listen here youll see why. + WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-12-051h 01Rain City JerksRain City JerksYogurt Shooter with Jon TuttelJay is out of town so former guest Jon Tuttel steps in to command his mic. Jack might be talking out of school. Chobani makes a good yogurt. Jacks first acid experience. Weed vs Booze. Racists in the military. Jacks bands. Go ugly early.  + WAY WAY WAY MORE!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-11-281h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksMexican Subgenres with Michael AguileraMichael Aguilera Joins the jerks for a rousing talk about growing up in L.A, Being a bully as a kid,Being new to comedy, the highs and lows and not quitting. He was a child DJ with his dad and had matching outfits. + WAY MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-11-211h 03Rain City JerksRain City JerksJerks 49th Episode Spectacular!They said we couldn't do it but here we are, the big four nine.  Jay is obsessed with sumo wrestling, Jack is still obsessed with skating. Tales of the Seattle street pimp Dice Capone. We do a pretty good job talking about stuff for a while and then start talking about weird hippie shit again.  + WAY MORE! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-11-141h 04Rain City JerksRain City JerksWeed induced panic attacks with Reece GreenJay couldnt make it this week due to ROAD GIGS! So friend of the show and former guest Reece Green shows up to pitch in. (pun intended) Its a ride, we cover a lot of topics like: Hair cuts, WW1, Arena Comedy, Weed, Panic Attacks, Bong Rips and as always...WAY MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-11-071h 16Rain City JerksRain City JerksBecause i'm a Jew. With DINODADLocal iconic producer and comedian, DinoDad, stops by The Jerk Lair, to talk about his open mic empire and Jewish stuff. +WAY MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-11-011h 12Rain City JerksRain City JerksBecause im a Jew W/ DinoDadThe iconic Seattle producer/comedian DinoDad stops by The Jerk Lair to talk about how he is systematically taking over the Seattle comedy scene, one open mic at a time. +MORE!!! tell your friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jack-slattery/support2022-10-311h 13Rain City JerksRain City JerksIn the Army now. With Jon TuttelSquirting, Drugs, Being a Green Beret, Comedy...its a RCJ episode with all the bells and whistles. Get in there, roll around, get dirty. Look, just get past the intro music, Jack went a little over board --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-10-241h 45Rain City JerksRain City JerksJack goes to NYCJack went to NYC. + more stories of high adventure, extreme strangeness and cautionary tales to spook your senses.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-10-1755 minRain City JerksRain City JerksAmerica loves a dead celebrityTBD --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-10-0352 minRain City JerksRain City JerksCrossword Puzzles, Ghosts and U.F.O'sJay is really into crosswords and breaks down the crossword language. He's a crossworder. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-09-261h 17Rain City JerksRain City JerksOn the come up with Dan BerlynThe Jerks are joined by rising local comedian, Dan Berlyn. Body hair distribution. Jack is going grey on his temples. Lying on the internet. Goth chat room. The world couldnt handle Jack if he were a hot woman. Former guest, John Gardner is a handsome and charming man. Dating up. Dan likes early 90's hiphop...surprise surprise. Randy Rhodes. Culture moves fast. MGK at state fairs. Third wave ska. Bombing your first time at Jai Thai.  Dan and Jack loves talking shit. Jacks comedy room is a hard room. Jack gets the word on the street about his mic. B...2022-09-1957 minRain City JerksRain City JerksQuinn got laid. with Quinn FitzgeraldQuinn clues The Jerks in on some vegan thoughts. Q wants some beef nachos at midnight now that he's not a moral vegan anymore. Quinn tells The Jerks about a recent tryst. Jack gives Quinn some advice on keeping a woman's pleasurable sounds muffled. Discussing Tinder strats. Jack and Quinn dont want to make friends at work. Jays nemesis Kurt. Jack keeps all his notebooks. Skin tags. Jack explains Make Out Club. Selling mattresses. Apple talk. Selling yogurt. and MUCH MUCH MORE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-09-121h 14Rain City JerksRain City JerksEpisode 40 spectacular!We made it to episode 40. Jack thinks its quality content, he is a fan of his own shit. Jack gets into podcast drama. Tell someone about this podcast please. Jack talks about some road work he did. The last BlockBuster is in Bend Oregon. Jack got to wear roller skates on stage and it was awesome. Jay gets a taste of showbiz. Jay is in the car market. Jack is a minivan man. Bamboo is a wonderful fiber. underwear. Ayurvedic talk. Jack has put some miles on his bed frame and it shows. Jack sleeps on a futon mattress...2022-09-0554 minRain City JerksRain City JerksRIver floating and Femcels. A Jerks Classic.The Jerks get into peepee/poopoo talk. Jack loves yogurt again. Jack knows where to poop in public. Jack talks about ketamine. The Jerks went on a river float with other comedians and its an anxiety inducing event for them. Jay knows not to panic while swimming. Baby swim class. Chimeras. Animal Attacks. Jay gets into Femcel talk. The Jerks talk about women. Jack might be a femcel. Femcel memes. Jack is the most important person in his life. Having shiny things gets you more pussy. Jack talks about tugboats and tugboat culture. The Jerks were mall knife store...2022-08-291h 15Rain City JerksRain City JerksNostra-dumbassThe Jerks sit down and talk about conspiracy theories that definitely don't seem real. Jack ends the show with some predictions. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-08-1554 minRain City JerksRain City JerksGetting back into the game with Duane Wright.The Jerks get into it with local mystic funny man Duane Wright. Old Seattle haunts are discussed, but the real meat and potatoes of this episode is giving Duane solid dating advice. Hes been out of the game for 10 years and needed some help. So of course he came to The Jerks for hot tips and strategy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-08-0858 minRain City JerksRain City JerksThe Discipline episode. W/ Jay and Jack.Out the gate into some nerd shit. Jack did some house sitting.Jack likes his own home more. Skate update. Jack isnt into relationships. The Jerks ponder fashion questions. The Jerks wished they had more discipline as teens. Main quest vs side quest. The Jerks dive deep into technology and Elon Musk.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-08-0159 minRain City JerksRain City Jerks*NERD ALERT* With Jamal BanyonINTENSE AMOUNTS OF NERD SHIT IN THIS. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. ITS A LOT OF COMIC BOOK CHAT. DIVE IN AND SWIM IN THESE MURKY WATERS OF NERD-DUMB. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-07-251h 06Rain City JerksRain City JerksTennis Champ W/ John Gardner.Whats on todays docket? WORKING OUT! Comedian John Gardner joins the Jerks today. John is handsome, but was a gawky teen. REAL DOUCHEBAG material. Jay and John both took Acutane. Jay talks about being Applebees royalty again. Johns dad is a real cool guy. Jack gets defensive with questioning. Jack likes lying to strangers. Mania and Depression. Divorce. Calf implants. Calendar facts. Elective surgery.  Tongue splitting. Jack went to an elite goth club. Working out in tank tops vs not. Diet talk. Jacks been eating a lot of water melon. Road stories from John. Accidents at the roller rink. J...2022-07-181h 03Rain City JerksRain City JerksSimple and Sinister with Greg Beachler.Greg Beachler joins The Jerks this week. Tales of mistaken identity. Greg and Jack are wearing cool shorts.These fella's are hot for their age. Gated communities are a sham. Jack would genocide people if they were the size of ants. Demiurge chat. Tolpas and more Mongolian talk. Hunting with birds. Sock wrestling shows. A LOT of kettle bell talk. Greg shares info on diabetes. Comedy struggle. Greg roasts Jack about being a poor person. Donate to Jack to help him sink money into his car. @Jack-Slattery-3 on Venmo.  www.gregbeachler.com Check Greg out on IG. --- Support this p...2022-07-111h 09Rain City JerksRain City JerksIt's all a ruse. W / Jack and JayIs this really summer? very hard to tell in Seattle. The Jerks are now bar tenders. Jay has been studying mixology. Jack went to an absinthe bar. Jack went on a lil tour. Shout out to Ducky. The Jerks like bitter liquors. Lots of poop talk. Jay is a flim flam man. The Jerks are tricksters at heart. Arguing with people in your head. S.C.O.T.U.S chat. Empire Collapse chat. + way more! Please like, share and subscribe!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-07-051h 11Rain City JerksRain City JerksStone age tech and fallen empires. A JERKS CLASSICThe Jerks sit down and talk about Genghis Khan and the Mongol empire. Genghis Blues, its a documentary, check it out. Jack thinks he might have been apart of the horde in a previous life. Captain Cook. Hobbit People. North Sentinel Island. Equatorial Antartica. Jack shares a recipe. Lobster tails for blow jobs. Jack doesnt want to get old and decrepit. Jack tells a story about a near death experience while at sea. Needing a lot of attention. Hating your body as a young boy. Bullied vs Ignored. Rockos modern life. Choosing art is stupid. Bamboo swords. Jack wants...2022-06-2750 minRain City JerksRain City JerksI dont feel safe any more with Bernice LarsonWeed makes Bernice Insane and Jack Calm. Bernice is putting Pointdexter coffee on BLAST! Jack loves ice skating and Bernice has never been. Jack cucks Bernices BF by accident. Jay still refuses to try roller skating. Whats with all these white people name? Old lady names are coming back. Bible Story time. Jew food. Bernice likes pain. Bernice explains Mormonism. Bernice and Jack would both do heroin if they got cancer. Fuck an H.O.A. Bernice loves twilight. Jays GF is a tumbler celebrity. A lack of drug connections. Drug chat. Forced vasectomies. Jay skirted the system of Jdate...2022-06-201h 00Rain City JerksRain City JerksMan made horrors beyond comprehension W/ Dane Hesseldahl. The Jerks are joined by Comedian and Producer Dane Hesseldahl, Sentient A.I and whiskey chat start off this episode. Jack worked in breweries. Beaver excretions. Dane saw a rogue beaver once. Porno mag preference's. Jays mom got him a subscription to playboy. Early film porn. Ancient Furries. Sex bots. The Jerks dive back into a recent leak from a Google engineer that Google has a sentient A.I. Is an audio book a lesser form of consuming media than reading? The jerks have been playing with an A.I that generates images from screwy prompts. Dane as a d...2022-06-1358 minRain City JerksRain City JerksWoke up covered in mustard with Zahnae AquinoThe Jerks are joined by returning guest Zahnae Aquino...even tho she was late. Jay is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and some sort of round hat. Now he needs a soulpatch. Jack has waxed his mustache before, but didnt keep it. Zahnae is rocking the "whore with jacket" look. Jack had a cat named Oliver. Dogs named Kevin.Covert hacking wars. Zahnae is bad at pronouncing words. Zahnae has an Origami voice and a stage voice. She is very calculating. Zahnae woke up covered in mustard in San Francisco. Zahnae took money back from a street child. Marry, Fuck...2022-06-0659 minRain City JerksRain City JerksBONUS POD! THE JERKS ARE ON THE ROADThe Jerks are on their way to Tacoma Comedy club for what turned out to be the worst open mic at TCC in a long time. It was the day after memorial day and everyone was feeling crispy. EVERYONE BOMBED! not kidding EVERYONE BOMBED. Jack recorded his set and put it in the episode. Jay "forgot" too. Lets peel the facade on comedy back a little, this is how the sausage is made Jerk Babies.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jack-slattery/support2022-06-0343 minRain City JerksRain City JerksComedy is Magick W/ Amy8This is episode 27, not 28. Jack has a coffin shaped coffee table, that he had custom built. Jay lived in a windowless basement in Chicago. Amy has a crush on old men because of Capt.Picard. Jack talks about DS9. Trek Chat. What is that sound when you crack your knuckles? Jay tells all. Jack and Amy think comedy is akin to Magick, Jay is skeptical. Jack talks about his Seattle comedy scene questing. Jay punches objects. Amy is single. Amy has an Etsy. Beegirlmetal. She sells magical jewelry. Jay talks about bodywork. Jack got a theragun, turns out you get...2022-05-301h 39Rain City JerksRain City JerksBack to basics: A Jerks classic episode W/ Jack and Jay.The Jerks sit down and have a classic Jerks episode. Jack was in a festival and now he's a huge celebrity.  Bernice and Reece are both young and hot. Jay broke a toilet seat. Jack likes to smell his sexual partners, hes very pro stink. Jack is anti deodorant. Jay has been told he stinks before. Jack tells stories of riding motorcycles dangerously. Lots of sex talk. Samurai movies, westerns and Sci-Fi. Warhammer nerd talk. Jay succumbs to the power of onions. New Segment: Petty Hell. Reincarnation and what happens when you die. Jay never wants to suck a d...2022-05-231h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksFart on my bagel. With Bernice Larson.Jay is out this week, returning guest Reece Green joins the show to help run the ship. Jack and Reece are joined by Bernice Larson. Bernice didnt get chicken pox till 7th grade. Jack went to a chicken pox party. Jack talks about shingles. Antivaxers are bringing back Measles. Bernice is older than she looks. Bernice became the president of the UW comedy club. Jack and Reece recount a recent roast battle they did at Tacoma Comedy Club that left them both bewildered. Bernice loved doing presentations in school. Bikini Baristas come up again. Charcoal toothpaste. Jack talks about fluoride...2022-05-161h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksComplete Bacchanalia with Derek Sheen.The Jerks are joined by local legend, Derek Sheen. What if Hitler was funny? Jacks Granny spoiled him rotten. The boys talk about food memories that trigger positive memories. Derek likes to cook and is maybe putting out a cookbook. Male fragility.Derek takes music seriously and doesn't like to meld art worlds. Derek drops some wisdom on the jerks about not losing your mind doing comedy. When you mix artists and commerce together things go sideways. Being a nice person helps in life. Derek started comedy at 35 and give The Jerks some hope. Seattle needs a...2022-05-091h 23Rain City JerksRain City JerksReturn of the king with Quinn FitzgeraldJack and Quinn do a gravity bong. Jerry rigging is anti german slang. Jack was too self conscious to put out the reel. Quinn likes huffing paint. Lead paint was tasty. Jack reveals someone else's gross secret. Jack has a perfect transition into Quinns story about gross finger stuff. Jack is super high at this point and isnt really listening to Quinns story and mostly thinking about how it would be a horrible idea to post the real of him doing a gravity bong. Touring pizza shops. Jay challenges you to beat his high score at Godzilla pinball. Pinball vs...2022-05-021h 20Rain City JerksRain City JerksFish eggs and Archetypes With Alexa StantonThe Jerks are joined by youtube sensation and friend Alexa Stanton. The Stanton family has a dark and mysterious past. The Seattle Freeze is real. Alexa had a very wacky intro into comedy. Alexa has a very popular youtube show called Barefoot and Pregnant. Alexa is a Michigander. There are no sharks in the great lakes. Jack dives into the archetype of horse and dolphin girls, Alexa is not now nor has never been a horse girl. Jack is into clown girls. Jay is into ladies who look like theyre about to cry. The Jerks explain what colloidal silver is.  + M...2022-04-251h 08Rain City JerksRain City JerksCharlotte Hornets swag king Timmy BoothTimmy Booth joins The Jerks this week. Timmy is swagged out in Charlotte Hornets gear. Jack is wearing the mascot outfit. Jack gets back into it with his IG nemesis. What is the male privilege you enjoy the most? Pissing in an ice filled urinal. Swimming with dolphins. Timmy grew up very religious. Jack talks about creepy old women from his childhood. Timmy went to England as a lad. Timmy is a romantic. Do inmates have the internet? Timmy worked for Ebaums world. Reading in dreams, can you do it? Timmy has a talk show at the new Crocodile...2022-04-181h 06Rain City JerksRain City JerksEPISODE 20! Seattle is a lawless city.The Jerks haven't shat themselves in a long time and they're proud about that. Jack cooks a lot of meals for himself, mostly soup, and he's a little smug about it. Jay gets roasted. Both the Jerks have worked at Whole Foods, go figure. Jack recounts his days of working hot bar. What type of bird would the Jerks be? Jack would eat a wild goose. Jay is furious theres a RV parked near his apartment. Where do all these RV's come from? Jack wants to date a RN. Jay needs new glasses. Jacks brother in law is a...2022-04-111h 01Rain City JerksRain City JerksJack is pissed.Jacks got some gripes. Starts with a coffee mishap and continues with complaints about new park regulations. The Jerks are light ice in their beverage kinda guys. Jack gets into it with a DORK in the comments on IG about the new regulations. Jack wonders if he's part of the problem at Green lake. Jay had someone steal his joke. Pastry Jokes. Jacks getting merch made and stickers are on the way! Jack wants nukes.  Please reach out to us through social media. Jack talks about doing toad venom. Jay did freebase. Would having no legs get The Jerks more b...2022-04-0452 minRain City JerksRain City JerksWhat color is my butthole? with Zahnae Aquino.The Jerks are joined by rising star Zahnae Aquino. Jack and Zahnae both wish they could do back flips. Jack talks about a book he's reading. Jacks scared to go to prison because no GF options. Zahnae compliments Jacks apartment decor. Jay loves sweet potato's. The trio discusses poop habits. Jay explains the master cleanse and the lengths he's gone to to expel parasites from his body. Zahnae is a ghoster. Grooming habits. Jay lightly goes over his penis stretching routine. Zahnae knows that she is being tokenized but is riding that wave. Story's of bombing. Zahnae did a...2022-03-281h 23Rain City JerksRain City JerksThat white woman wants to steal your baby. With Leonora RusselJay brings a friend over. Leonora Russel. She's an author, former social worker and all around weirdo. Leonora wants to love everyone as long as they know she's the boss. Maybe she's a star child. She use to steal peoples babies. Mercer Island has a seedy underbelly. The gang talks about the implications of C.R.I.S.P.R. Are we all sheep? Leo thinks Soylent Green is upon us. Jack says the rise in popularity of eating bugs is a death knell for America. Would you get A.R implant? Jack thinks the supermarket is dying. Leo...2022-03-211h 06Rain City JerksRain City JerksThe Drug episode.The Jerks talk about the horrors that the Large Hadron Collider hath wrought upon this earth. Jack talks about Ketamine. Jay tells stories about mushrooms. He dont need to do them no more. Jack talks about high doses. Jack tells a story about a friend who had too much LSD. The time Jack came close to a mental break. Vape pen DMT. Jack talks about his opinions on dosage. Jack is the guy you want on your first trip. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-03-141h 00Rain City JerksRain City JerksThe Drugs episode.The Jerks talk about the horrors that the Large Hadron Collider hath wrought upon this earth. Jack talks about Ketamine. Jay tells stories about mushrooms. He dont need to do them no more. Jack talks about high doses. Jack tells a story about a friend who had too much LSD. The time Jack came close to a mental break. Vape pen DMT. Jack talks about his opinions on dosage. Jack is the guy you want on your first trip.2022-03-141h 00Rain City JerksRain City JerksShe's a hologram now with Monica NeviThe Jerks are joined by Monica Nevi, Local producer and touring comedian. Monica has great shoes. Waterproof your shoes!. The Jerks and Monica discuss TikTok and what their algorithms know. Crawfish boils. Jack likes black head removal videos. Monica bought special ear cleaning tools. Jay poured garlic oil into his ear for medical reasons. Mouth Massage?. Jays dad invented Riblets. Never read the comments. Theres a hologram of Monica. PLUS MORE! Monicanevi.com Find her on all social media platforms @ Monica Nevi. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-03-071h 00Rain City JerksRain City JerksThe suffering episode.Its a Classic Jerk cast this week folks, just Jay and Jack shooting the shit. The Jerks dive deep into the nature of suffering, Jack talks about being an "Uncle for hire" and why he doesn't want to bring kids into this realm. Jay talks about comparative suffering, the history of the Tilt-a-Whirl. Jay has an upward angled schlong. Beautiful cocks wasted on bad lovers. Jack talks about butt stuff again and how he sucked a dick as a teen boy. Jack talks about his time as a college radio DJ and having sex on air. Jay...2022-02-281h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksJerking off into fire. With Hans KimThe Jerks are joined by former Seattle comedian Hans Kim of recent Kill Tony fame. The Jerks dive into the masturbatory habits of Hans. Jack talks about his vasectomy. Hans inquires about the state of Seattle comedy. Hans talks about life in the desert and how he managed during the first wave of Covid. Hans tells tales of living in NYC and his experiences with the comedy scene there and now Austin. Will Hans buy a gun? Hans hates the school system and the system in general. Hans talks about Settlers of Catan. PLUS WAY MORE! 2022-02-211h 02Rain City JerksRain City JerksRoller Coasters and Acid with Reece Green.The Jerks are joined by comedian Reece Green, founding member of the Parlor Trick Clique. Reece talks about the international Baseball scene and his time in Perth Australia and his dreams of being the Seattle Mariners Bat Boy. Jay has never tried oat milk before. Jay and Reece Nerd out on which roller coasters are the best, where to sit on them to get the most out of them and just generally discuss the ins and outs of coasting and going to amusement parks on L.S.D. Reece gets some movie suggestions, Jack talks...2022-02-141h 06Rain City JerksRain City JerksKing of the Cheez-Its with Quinn FitzgeraldLil'Q joins the Jerks this week. Is it ok to swim in Green lake? yes absolutely. How different is European DNA REALLY?!. Lil Q is a vegetarian who doesn't eat salad, shocking! Quinn lays down the hard facts about Cheez-Its. The Jerks discuss the finer points of Chex mix and regional names for sandwiches. Jack discovers a Gluten Free Italian eatery close to his basement apartment. Jack tells the guys about his experiences in a "Hell house". Jack tries to make Quinn eat better and get an exercise routine going. Jay thinks Quinn is Buddha like. Quinn has a...2022-02-071h 09Rain City JerksRain City JerksBONUS PODCAST WITH ANDREW FRANK!Jay was sick with a disease and local comedian, touring headliner, Edinburgh fringe festival participant and all around swell guy, Andrew Frank stopped by for a chat with Jack. #greenMM --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-02-041h 15Rain City JerksRain City JerksTattoos and pieIn this exciting episode of Rain City Jerk, The Jerks discuss rare jerky types , Jay isn't single...so BACK OFF!. Orcas are cool. Can a polar bear eat a walrus? What the heck is bull poker. Jack talks about his theories on rich guy gambling and extreme human behaviors. Jay had covid. ~* not that bad*~ The Jerks talk about various kinds of pie, PieBar in Seattle and a bad date. Jay explains the show Ink masters and gives Jack advice on dating. PLUS WAY MORE! @Jack-Slattery-3 for Jacks Venmo. Send a dollar and he will shout out or insult anyone...2022-01-311h 04Rain City JerksRain City JerksAncient technique w/ Erik EscobarThe Jerks are joined by comedian Erik Escobar. Jack learns reality isn't real and just his imagination. What are good exercises for aging weirdos? Jack tries again to get Jay to try rollerskating. Rhode Island Geography. Jay and Erik talk about pin ball. Monster Bash Pinball.  Jay gets acupuncture in an unusual place. Tinder tips. Bagel chat. PLUS NOW WITH MORE!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-01-241h 22Rain City JerksRain City JerksExotic ingredientsJay debriefs Jack about his recent vacation and all the culinary delights he encountered. Jay farted in front of his girlfriend for the first time. Jack is disappointed in his OF sub. The Jerks take their first listener submitted question.Jay updates us on showing his GF fucked up movies and videos. Punching people in a haunted house. Jack has found a members only goth club in Seattle and wants in. Jack talks about magick and witches for a moment. Whats up with squirters? plus MORE MORE MORE! Find the Jerks on Instagram and Facebook. h...2022-01-171h 05Rain City JerksRain City JerksSpicy Curry (Paul Curry joins The Jerks)The Jerks are joined by fellow Seattle comedian Paul Curry. Did Krampuses take over a small town in Washington?Jack talks about a anthropomorphic soup can display be found. Paul had a bad nap and is depressed.  Jay talks about his days as a farmers market yogurt salesman. Paul talks about playing D'n'D while on acid. Jack interweaves his general charm throughout the episode. The Jerks take a phone call. Plus MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-01-101h 01Rain City JerksRain City JerksA bar is not a place for snakes.The Jerks have their first technical difficulty. Jay body shames Jack into cutting weight. New kettle bell design ideas. Jack rants like an old man about instagram reels. Do reptiles make good pets? (no). Bird penises are pretty weird. Jack talks about his days of selling porn in middle school. Jay explains how Steven Seagal became a movie star. PLUS MORE! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2022-01-031h 18Rain City JerksRain City JerksAlien zooThe Jerks ask the big questions in this episode. Did covid come from a lab? What would happen if Mt.Rainer exploded, is David Lynch "good" or just nuts? Turns out The Jerks are Vonnegut nerds and talk about comic book stuff. PLUS MORE! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2021-12-261h 03Rain City JerksRain City JerksPlacenta salesmen and Bikini BaristasJay talks about cows and milk facts. The Jerks talk about how great they are at sex stuff and how they could and should teach it. Jack talks about his frustrations with accidentally going to a bikini barista. PLUS MORE! https://youtu.be/-Dn7Tr-hdSM https://youtu.be/9SSf2xF5XQw --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2021-12-251h 23Rain City JerksRain City JerksFingerless gloves and sniffing underwear.Jay gives a look into the world of pinball and fingerless gloves. A discussion of ethics and cum and the ins and outs of Tantric sex. Jack goes to a Furry gathering talks about microdosing blue chew, how he became a buttman and further contemplates becoming a leather jacket guy. Plus more!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2021-12-241h 08Rain City JerksRain City JerksWelcome to RAIN CITY JERKSIn this the first episode, The Jerks, ( Jack Slattery + Jay Markovitz) talk about apocalypse survival plans, the usefulness of condoms in the future and should Jack get a leather jacket. PLUS MORE! check it out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-slattery/support2021-12-2259 min