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Relatively Blonde“I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIAThis week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted…They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions.Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that wa...2025-08-0153 minRelatively Blonde“I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT”This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits.They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup.It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make y...2025-07-2548 minRelatively BlondeChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa ScandalsThe blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed!Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok...2025-07-181h 00Relatively BlondeWe’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relati...2025-07-1151 minRelatively BlondeA creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bagsIn this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelybl...2025-05-231h 16Relatively BlondeMolly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish MagpiesCousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blondeFollow our socials! Email your dil...2025-05-161h 15Relatively BlondeCringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autismIn this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde.Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! In...2025-05-021h 09Relatively BlondeBaby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbedWelcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt?And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on bab...2025-04-2554 minRelatively Blonde“I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor TraumaThis week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously ex...2025-04-191h 06Relatively BlondeThe poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride.Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTu...2025-04-111h 06Relatively Blonde“MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothing’s off-limits!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spoti...2025-03-2859 minRelatively BlondeAbortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu ReevesJoin cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full V...2025-03-2143 minRelatively BlondeMounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse LeahIn this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do if she had the chance to work her magic on Jade and Lorri’s faces! Get ready for a fun, informative, and slightly dramatic conversation you won’t want to miss.2025-03-141h 05Relatively BlondeBelly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy?In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this time… it’s actually entertaining.Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify...2025-02-2854 minRelatively BlondeAsteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce BottlesJade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a little unsolicited critique?Buckle up for another chaotic yet relatively blonde conversation. You might just learn something… or at least get a laugh out of it....2025-02-2159 minRelatively BlondeFinger Sniffing, Valentines Day & Chat GPT Roasts UsLove is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a roast that leaves them questioning everything. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the cringe, this episode is packed with cousin banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and some ver...2025-02-141h 05Relatively BlondeWe’re Back! Potatoes, Love Island and Jade is homeless? ?We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get into it!Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePodTiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcastYouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual...2025-02-071h 02Relatively BlondeSeason 1 Finale : Xmas Edition Ft Our DadsIt’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably don’t follow) to uncovering who’s really behind the Christmas chaos, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. Grab your cocoa and join...2024-12-271h 00Relatively BlondeBack to our Blonde Roots Ft the DadsIn this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious family stories, share embarrassing childhood moments, and uncover the lessons (and laughs) that shaped their lives. From behind-the-scenes tales about raising these blondes to their dads’ unique perspectives on family dynamics, this episode is full of heart, humor, and a whole lot of dad energy. Tune in for a family-focused conversation that’s as entertaining as it is relatable!Follow us on our socials 🎙️🫶🏽Instagram - @RelativelyBlon...2024-12-201h 15Relatively BlondeExposing our deepest fears, where to kiss your family members and we got our first hater?In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what critters they’d absolutely refuse to handle in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, to the most irrational fears they’d confess to Ant and Dec, this episode is packed with laughs.They also spill some hilarious personal stories about unexpected wildlife encounters and tackle a fresh batch of listener dilemmas, offering their trademark mix of honesty, sass and hilarity.Submit your juicy dilemmas for futu...2024-12-131h 07Relatively BlondeSpa breaks, surprises and putting our gran in a comaWelcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From rating spa breaks to sharing unexpected surprises and diving into the kind of offbeat chats only family can have, this is your new go-to for fun, unfiltered conversation. Whether you’re looking for some lighthearted banter or just a break from the chaos of everyday life, pull up a chair (or a mud mask) and join the fun.Relax, unwind, and embrace the blonde logic—no matter your hair...2024-12-061h 11Relatively BlondeGranny Annie talks being a wag, only fans and a place called JohnstoneIn this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gran! From her glamorous days as a WAG (that’s Wives and Girlfriends of footballers, for the uninitiated) to her unfiltered thoughts on modern trends, Gran brings wisdom, wit, and plenty of laughs.Jade and Lorri give her a crash course in OnlyFans (her reaction is priceless) and put her in the hot seat to answer listener-submitted questions. Prepare for family banter, surprising revelations, and a whole lot of fun.2024-11-291h 01Relatively BlondeExposing old posts, hear me out and our death row mealsIn this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaotic world of exposing old social media posts—from cringey captions to questionable outfit choices, nothing is off-limits (not even their own timelines). Then, they spice things up with a game of Hear Me Out, where they debate absurd yet odd celebrity crushes that you didn’t know you needed answers to. Finally, the duo ponders the ultimate question: what would their death row meals be? Join the laughter, hot takes, and a healthy dose of blonde logic on this week’s...2024-11-2250 minRelatively BlondeIcks, Guilty Pleasures & Bonnie BlueIn this episode, cousins Jade and Lorri spill the tea on all things cringe-worthy and secretly satisfying. Join these two hilarious blondes as they dive into the world of icks, guilty pleasures, and the awkward moments we all pretend never happened. From bizarre turn-offs to the weird stuff we can’t get enough of (even if we’re a little embarrassed to admit it), no topic is off-limits. Expect unfiltered chats, unexpected confessions, and lots of laughs as Jade and Lorri share their brutally honest takes and invite guests to join the fun.Tune in...2024-11-151h 00Relatively BlondeFriendships, Girlhood & being stuck in an lift with Simon CowellIn this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the beautiful, complex world of girlhood friendships. From their own childhood memories to the lifelong bonds they’ve formed along the way, Jade and Lorri explore how friendship shapes who we are, challenges us, and lifts us up. They discuss everything from the highs of inseparable BFFs to the heartbreak of growing apart, and how each friendship taught them something new about themselves. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, a celebration of the friends who feel like family and of course some funny stuff too....2024-11-081h 02Relatively BlondeBlondes breaking down BODY IMAGE : Diet Culture, Self Confidence & our experiences!In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the complex world of body image. From personal experiences to societal expectations, they unpack what it’s really like navigating self-esteem in a world that’s often hyper-focused on appearance. They get candid about their own journeys, insecurities, and how they’re learning to embrace confidence from the inside out. Whether it’s social media pressures, self-love tips, or the struggles that come with growing up blonde in a beauty-obsessed culture, Jade and Lorri bring a fresh, honest perspective to the conversation.Make sur...2024-11-0143 minRelatively BlondeMeet the BlondesFor the debut episode of Relatively Blondes titled “Meet the Blondes,” cousins Lorri & Jade introduce themselves and share the story behind their fun, lighthearted podcast. You’ll get to know their personalities, how they became the dynamic duo they are today, and what listeners can expect from future episodes. They dive into hilarious “blonde moments” sent in by listeners, share their own funny mishaps, and tackle juicy dilemmas from their audience with their signature blend of humor and real talk. It’s a fun, relatable kickoff filled with laughs, advice, and plenty of blonde energy!For the fu...2024-10-2543 minRelatively BlondeRelatively Blonde TrailerCousins, Jade and Lorri welcome you to Relatively Blonde and give you a quick run down of what to expect.2024-10-2101 min