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Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Story Telling | A Very Merry DDJLS ChristmasWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! But more importantly, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones :) This week we dive in to our favorite Christmas movies, traditions, and of course Finn's drive to do WHATEVER it takes to make Jake feel better. Enjoy today with your family, friends, or whoever you decide to celebrate with! Today is a day of love and appreciation for those you call family, and there's no greater love to share than popping this video on the big screen and making your loved ones watch an extremely niche podcast...
2025-12-2537 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!What Have You Done? | 8008135Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! It's time to hang with your favorite siblings yet again as they uncover the plot of another episode. Speaking of plots, Princess Bubblegum has a sketchy vibe, Ice King is (probably) wrongfully incarcerated, Finn is an expert gas-lighter, and Jake keeps getting forgotten. Listen along as Savy and Seth give you all the re-watch deep-dive content, and get ready to howl.....with pain! (hopefully more with laughter than pain, but you guys get it)If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude...
2025-10-0955 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Henchman | And Now Her Stove Is On FireWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, the siblings learn about kitchen fires! Don't worry, no houses were burned down in the making of this episode. Aside from all THAT, enjoy this radical episode as Marceline plays psychological games with Finn, Jake faces his fears, and Seth learns how much he can truly pivot.If you want to send us mail, you can do so here: Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! P.O. Box 183 Sutter Creek, CA 95685-0183
2025-09-181h 29
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!The Witch's Garden | The One With All The FightingWelcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! Hang out with the siblings as they recover from a weekend of wedding activities, deep dive into random show lore, discuss the logistics of half-eaten donuts, and randomly sing through this man-baby-body of an episode. From made up magic, to manifestations of Jake's subconscious, to the concerning appearance of Gary the Mermaid Queen, this episode shows just how precarious the existence of this podcast is...
2025-07-031h 00
The Monster Modal Meltdown with Sean McGee008 - The Monster Modal Meltdown with Sean McGeeAndy Wood - Smoke WagonDallton Santos - TrippyCorrado Guidi - The Lost CallDavide Rinaldi - MercuriusDonna Grantis - ElsaJason Kui - Splash!Fabrizio Leo - New LifeFocus - SylviaJames Norbert Ivanyi - A Presage VoodooMarcel Coenen - Independence DayJake E...
2025-06-1000 min
Dude, Don’t Just Lick Stuff!Ricardio The Heart Guy | Oh Yeah?YEAH! Welcome back to Dude, Don't Just Lick Stuff! This week, Savy and Seth tackle the infamous organ-shaped guy that may be evil, or may just be cursed with an evil-looking face. Join us for the full range of toxic characters - from the princess's dark activities, to Jake's casual misogyny, to the heart guy himself - as we brave both the narrative, and yes, the food.
2025-05-011h 09
Roots and All - Gardening PodcastEpisode 300: Best of the BestWelcome to the 300th episode! Join me as I take a look back at some of my favourite episodes, some of your favourites and take a bit of time to reflect on the sheer enormity and yeah, I'll say it, the sheer excellence of the back catalogue of the podcast! Find out; The Top 3 episodes of all time as ranked by downloads How I choose guests to be on the podcast What guest had me in tears The ones that got away… The episode that was a lo...
2024-08-1627 min
As The Money BurnsAn Earl And A DukeAn heiress has her hands full battling the tax man while flirting with a new aristocratic suitor.May 1933, Doris Duke finds herself with another potential aristocratic suitor the impoverished Earl of Warwick, but she has more potential trouble coming from the IRS trying to collect more taxes on her estate. Other people and subjects include: Nanaline Duke, James HR Cromwell aka “Jimmy,” John Jacob Astor VI aka “Jakey,” James “Buck” Duke, Edward E.T. Stotesbury, Eva Stotesbury, Evalyn Walsh McLean, Walker Inman, Eleanor Roosevelt, Donna Christina Torlonia (Cristina / Christiana / Cristiana,…), Elsie Moore Torlonia, Earl of Warwick Charle...
2024-05-1719 min
Dice and ConsequencesEverard Elkshaw Adventuring Academy: Lucy is Back in Class, feat. Tyler Halbach, Eric Hamilton, and Garett Stiltz Welcome back to EverardElkshaw Academy! Join our adventurers in training on their first day back to school where they meet new teachers, new party members, and… Lucifer? The Solstice dance is around the corner, and romance is in the air! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth BaldwinAttribution from FreeSound.org:Birds twittering in forest ambiance STEREO by katjajansen1997Loyola Field Recording (Basketball Court) by nolanriceWindstorm.wav by Bengalboss25Long Crackle 04.wav by ironcross32Alive105_Dm.wav by BaDoinkLibrary ambience by xkeril...
2022-08-212h 58
Dice and ConsequencesInterview Series: Three Way Call With Yourself - feat. Jake Guidi and Austin WoodyardIt’s time to dig into the brilliant minds behind the screen! Today’s interview brings to light some challenges that DMs and GMs face when trying to corral a group of their friends to play a TTRPG. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth BaldwinAttribution from FreeSound.org:Do Robots Get Bored by Drakensson8-bit Brisk Music Loop.wav by EVRetro
2022-07-221h 07
Dice and ConsequencesEverard Elkshaw Adventuring Academy: The IntroductionsWelcome to Elkshaw! Let’s meet our heroes-in-training! Button is played by Savannah Baldwin, Talia is played by Kyrsti Hamilton, Hodrick is played by Chris Ward, Sir Reynard is played by Austin Woodyard, Pert is played by special guest Tyler Halbach, Rox’Nar is played by special guest Eric Hamilton, Tyra is played by special guest Garett Stiltz, and auxiliary characters/DM is Jake Guidi. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth BaldwinAttribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Repetitive rock.mp3 by Prime45Crowd Cheer.wav by deleteduser2104797bird on a...
2022-06-241h 35
Dice and ConsequencesInterview Series: Slippery When Wet - feat. Seth BaldwinWelcome to our new series! Our first interview starts off with the ever-spicy composer of our theme song, Seth Baldwin. He knows nothing about D&D, and is full of opinions. Enjoy!Attribution from FreeSound.org:Do Robots Get Bored by Drakensson8-bit Brisk Music Loop.wav by EVRetro
2022-04-201h 21
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Battle for Kairiku Island pt4.After a long awaited return, welcome back to Valen! Join us as our group of misfits play a dangerous round of battleship! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:SummerFeastOnAHighValley.wav by MATRIXXXGlass Smash.wav by chewiesmissusIce cracking_northern87 by northern87crank_01.wav by kikuchiyoReferee whistle blow, gymnasium.wav by SpliceSoundFire Ball by DWOBoyleMeditation Bowls by SandhwaniStepper loop - Piano Music with drums and a cow by...
2022-03-041h 29
Dice and ConsequencesChristmas Special: Hellfort Rescue pt.2Let’s save Santa Claus from the clutches of Krampus by destroying a Hellfort! Now with reinforcements! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Orchestral Suspense Loop 2 by awrmacdCutlery Clatter 1 by OwlStormTibetan Bowl.wav by jordirauto performance car pull away quickly big rev peel out engine roar.wav by kylesWater Echo.wav by eeriedescenceOrchestral Metal by TheoTerEpicBattleMusic_1.MP3 by Airwolf89TheDangerOfTheJungle.wav by MATRIXXX_depths-of-hell.fl...
2022-01-071h 35
Dice and Consequences2021 Year End Blooper ReelHappy New Year! Please enjoy some of our favorite bloopers from our first year of podcasting.
2022-01-0143 min
Dice and ConsequencesChristmas Special: Hellfort RescueHappy Holidays! Let’s save Santa Claus from the clutches of Krampus by destroying a Hellfort! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:music elevator by Jay_YouTenseStrings.wav by MindlessTrailsBig Basey Stomps.aif by mmaruskaRumble · loop 10s by unfaOrchestral Metal by TheoTeravainenBear Trap by ThePriest909EpicBattleMusic_1.MP3 by Airwolf89
2021-12-242h 23
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: You Can Call Me CarbuncleWelcome Back to Barovia! Our heroes complete their work reinforcing the Burgomaster’s house to discover that they are missing a party member! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Ghost wails by colorsCrimsonTearsSoft suspense music by NeoSpicamystery.wav by CyberMadRiff punk style?.wav by blxcknxilsLarge Wings Flapping - Foley.wav by tothrec2FableTribute.wav by MATRIXXXbar chatter by SoundsExcitingMystery by ispeakwaves
2021-12-1351 min
Dice and ConsequencesHalloween Special: The Curse of Ashenbrook pt.3Our Office-Comedy Gang hurtles to the conclusion of our Halloween Special. Shenanigans continue, questions of morality are explored, and H.R. is going to be drowning in paperwork by the end of this adventure! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Happy FROG by MativveSoft suspense music by NeoSpicaMysterious no drums by VictornatasMysterious piano by VictornatasWater Dripping in Cave.wav by SclolexMysterious Ethereal Song by TheoTeravainenMysterious and sinister.wav...
2021-10-313h 10
Dice and ConsequencesHalloween Special: The Curse of Ashenbrook pt.2We are back for part 2 of Spooky Month, with guest star Albert Pineda! Join our coworkers turned unlikely heroes as they explore the rectory, beat up on some monsters, and pitch a buddy-cop spinoff. What will they learn about this haunted town? Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:crusty by ADnovaUnderground Ambient by TheoTeravainenMysterious no drums by VictornatasMysterious and sinister.wav by VictornatasThe killer is coming for you.wav by SatanenHalloween01...
2021-10-162h 34
Dice and ConsequencesHalloween Special: The Curse of Ashenbrook pt.1Happy Spooky Season! Get ready for the heebies and the jeebies for part one of our 3-part Halloween special - featuring our very first special guest: Albert Pineda. Our story starts with a group of investigators sent to the mysterious ghost town of Ashenbrook. Will this motley crew of coworkers uncover the secrets within? Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Water Dripping in Cave.wav by SclolexTheDangerOfTheJungle.wav by MATRIXXX_metal gate by thiagoassis82terrorPiano Pan by Keffy...
2021-10-012h 33
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Battle for Kairiku Island pt.3Welcome back to the Battle for Kairiku Island! Our unlikely heroes are bravely running away! Stay tuned for a description of the island that the twins have definitely lived their entire lives on, wondrous displays of technology, and exhaustion-fueled map-building shenanigans that result in the infamous “Narwhal Ridge”. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Funky Piano Music "Romeo's Hat".wav by dominictreisEthno Ambience.Wav by Clacksbergdumb thing by hello_flowersPlayground Runaround by shortiefoeva2music elevator by J...
2021-09-171h 50
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: Welcome to BaroviaWelcome Back to Barovia! Our adventurers collect themselves after surviving the horrors of the Durst Manor, and are off to a nearby village. As they trek through the dismal town, they encounter a swindler with a shovel, a priest with a secret, a sweet granny, and ominous sobbing. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Sad or Happy Movie Scene.wav by Soundscapes55 | License: AttributionSummerFeastOnAHighValley.wav by MATRIXXXmystery.wav by CyberMadmetal gate by thiagoassis82terrorSkittering...
2021-08-201h 23
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Battle for Kairiku Island pt.2Welcome back to the Battle for Kairiku Island! Prepare yourselves for copious battle time that realistically lasts less than a minute, an escape plan that may be cartoonish, and some light kidnapping! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Bouncy Drum Loop by nomiqbomiCountry Bumpkin by BeetlemuseFunky Piano Music "Romeo's Hat".wav by dominictreisOrchestral Metal by TheoTeravainenrake-guitar-dry.wav by krosheStrings 1 by klauduxSummerFeastOnAHigh_Valley.wav by MATRIXXXOrchestral...
2021-07-231h 07
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: The Durst Manor pt.3Welcome Back to Barovia! The party delves into the “basement” of the Durst Manor, where they meet all forms of foes, including potential mimic doors, the evil cult of the house, and a portcullis. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:bugs_ready.wav by telezonHorror Chase (Loop) by SuperGamerSVK"Bugs" by ibiles1Some ambient by Len0rUnderground Ambient by TheoTeravainenPiano Pan by Keffy.StayCartoon Music.mp3 by dominictreisDig...
2021-07-092h 08
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Battle for Kairiku Island pt.1The battle for Kairiku Island begins! Our party quickly realizes just how squishy Asuna is, learns how ruthless Usan can be, and overall does a better job at fighting enemies this time! Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:SummerFeastOnAHigh_Valley.wav by MATRIXXXPiano Pan by Keffy.StayOrchestral Suspense Loop 1 by awrmacdOrchestral Suspense Loop 2 by awrmacdbattle-march action loop by haydensayshi123EpicBattleMusic_1.MP3 by Airwolf89Concrete SMASH 2 by magnuswakerR27...
2021-06-2559 min
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: The Durst Manor pt.2Welcome Back to Barovia! The investigation of the Durst Manor continues! Our party traipses through the devastating place, finding all sorts of creepy bits of lore, fighting some armor, encountering Strahd’s carriage, and bravely shutting a door against certain death.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Mystery Solved (loop).wav by X3nusSad or Happy Movie Scene.wav by Soundscapes55Castle Music Loop #1 by Sirkoto51Windy, creaky old house ambience by pfranzenPuppy Hassling.mp3 by Cass_bassdogwhining 2.wav by 15GPanskaBokstefflovaNicola...
2021-06-1150 min
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Incineration pt.2Welcome back to Valen! The aftermath of the incineration unfurls, the twins undergo a transformation, and the party rushes off to gather survivors as they attempt to escape Kairiku Island.Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Dreamscapes by 13NHarribattle-march action loop by haydensayshi123Celestial Melody by waxsocksOrchestral Suspense Loop 1 by awrmacdOrchestral Suspense Loop 2 by awrmacdOrchestral Suspense Loop 3 by awrmacdChild plays chimes / bells by VortichezConcrete SMASH 2 by...
2021-05-2859 min
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: The Durst Manor pt.1Welcome back to Barovia! Join our adventurers as they investigate the mysterious manor in an attempt to help the spirits of the children. What happened to wrought such destruction upon this household? Shall death visit again so soon? Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Windy, creaky old house ambience by pfranzen | License: AttributionArcane_02A.wav by cormiGun Hammer Click by magnuswakerbookcase rattling.wav by kineticturtleElectric guitar Metal Riff by davidkyokuKicking/Forcing...
2021-05-1450 min
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Incineration pt.1Welcome back to Valen! Following the disturbing revelation from a mysterious voice, the invasion of Kairiku is underway. The twins desperately work to save a life as the non-lacers of our party discover explosives. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:TheDangerOfTheJungle.wav by MATRIXXX_ | License: AttributionConcrete SMASH 2 by magnuswakersiren by SamsterBirdiesOrchestral Suspense Loop 1 by awrmacdOrchestral Suspense Loop 2 by awrmacdOrchestral Suspense Loop 3 by awrmacdSony CCD-TR55E Video8 Camcorder.wav...
2021-04-301h 05
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: the Contact pt. 2Strahd Campaign: Episode 2 - the Contact pt. 2Welcome back to the Curse of Strahd, featuring minimal technical difficulties! The party meets the Vistani people - learning the finer points of internal politics, plane shifting, and some lesser known aspects of our contact - before officially delving into Barovia, and her secrets. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:LucasGonze-HomestyleMandolin-17.aiff by lucasgonzeslow door creek by sandboksThunderstorm Ambience.wav by chrscrwfrd18
2021-04-161h 24
Dice and ConsequencesDice and Consequences Announcement: New Upload ScheduleHere is an update to our release schedule! We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this will actually work so much better for the quality of the show. If you enjoy listening to us, please follow, rate review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. Thank you for sticking with us while we reshuffle some things!
2021-04-0902 min
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: The Boy with the White Hair pt.2Welcome back to Valen! The Incarnate Campaign hurtles forward as Lim awakens in a strange place, Usan is questioned about his origins, and the twins are traumatized. What, or who, binds this unlikely party together? Where can you go when home is no longer safe? Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:Morphagene flute reel by JamieWilson1112Child plays chimes / bells by Vortichez'danger and beauty' ukulele loop by Rea.mp3 by reasankaWater splash, emptying a bucket 7 by wormer2
2021-04-0248 min
Dice and ConsequencesStrahd Campaign: the ContactWelcome to the Curse of Strahd! Follow our heroes as we travel through what seems like Eastern Europe and collect possibly nefarious adventuring companions. Our party encounters wolves, “highway bandits,” and a town whipped into a mobbed frenzy. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:LucasGonze-HomestyleMandolin-17.aiff by lucasgonzeFireworks exploding 1.wav by soundmaryCrowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMatThunderclap by Fission9Thunderstorm Ambience.wav by chrscrwfrd18
2021-03-261h 15
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: the Boy with the White Hair pt.1The Incarnate Campaign kicks off on the island of Kairiku. Full of hijinks with polar giraffes, critical failures, expert tracking skills, and amazing deception checks; our heroes begin their collective journeys in the middle of a story already being told. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:bird on a fence song - 120bpm by elaineaeris /// MYSTERIOUS MUSIC (WHO ARE YOU SUPER HERO?).mp3 by Maurice "YoungBlaze" Clopton /// puzzle.wav by VABsounds /// R21-07-Men Yelling While Fighting.wav by craigsmith /// Child plays chimes / bells by Vortichez...
2021-03-191h 24
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate: Meet the Characters!Welcome back to Valen! It is time to officially meet our characters for the Incarnate Campaign. Follow Jake Guidi as he introduces our heros and sets the scene for Episode 1. Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.Attribution for sound effects from FreeSound.org:1. mystery.wav by CyberMad2. bird on a fence song - 120bpm by elaineaeris3. MYSTERIOUS MUSIC (WHO ARE YOU SUPER HERO?).mp3 by Maurice "YoungBlaze" Clopton4. puzzle.wav by VABsounds
2021-03-1207 min
Dice and ConsequencesIncarnate Campaign: Session 0Welcome to Dice and Consequences! This session 0 of the Incarnate campaign contains a little introduction to the characters and a general lore dump for the world. The setting and abilities used in this campaign are based on the companion text titled "Incarnate: the Last of the Lacers" by Alex Tanner (purchased on Dungeon Masters Guild). Theme song is titled "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.
2021-03-0536 min
Dice and ConsequencesWelcome to Dice & Consequences!Hey there! Welcome to the Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast featuring a group of friends navigating two separate campaigns at the same time! Featuring the voices of Savannah Baldwin, Jake Guidi, Eric Hamilton, Kyrsti Hamilton, Chris Ward, and Austin Woodyard. Theme song and outro is called "Firestone" by Seth Baldwin.
2021-03-0302 min