Jake Ledoux And Mezrah Masada

Shows

Terminal SatanTS066 - HALLOWEEN 3: Return of the ElvesThis is it, people. The best Halloween podcast ever made. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.2022-10-311h 37

Terminal SatanTS064 - We Kidnapped Our Only Fan (with Ben)Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with all your... numerous thoughts on this episode.2022-10-291h 00

Terminal SatanTS063 - He Bought Me a REAL SHARKIn this episode: Jake dreams of stilts, Mezrah buys Jake a birthday present, and we lose our COVID purity. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com, or don't. The Basilisk will be notified of your decision. You have 4 hours.2022-10-171h 01

Terminal SatanTS062 - Mezrah's New HorizonsEmail us at contact@terminalsatan.com to suggest what movies or games Mezrah should experience next!2022-09-1758 min

Terminal SatanTS061 - Making Space Babies for Aperture ScienceIn this episode: Mezrah begins his intro to culture with Robocop and Portal 1/2, we search for hidden treasure, and Jake... eats dogs? Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we’ll laugh at you.2022-09-031h 34

Terminal SatanTS060 - World Hunger: Not a Big DealIn this episode: Mezrah posts his pictures online, we solve the world's greatest problems, Jake attempts to introduce Mezrah to culture, and much more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your thoughts featured in an episode.2022-08-201h 09

Terminal SatanTS059 - HELP, I'm TRAPPED in a Video Game!In this episode: Why horror games aren't scary, the problems with OpenAI's image generator, and pro-tips on how to explore the ocean. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.2022-08-1358 min

Terminal SatanTS058 - Mezrah gets Death Insurance?!In this episode we make Mezrah answer ridiculous versions of the trolley problem, we introduce a new insurance market, and fix the school curriculum for good. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured in a future episode.2022-07-231h 17

Terminal SatanTS057 - Wheelin' Out of ControlIn this episode we ask: Why didn't people just kill themselves in olden times? Is buying a Onewheel worth it? How do you decorate your apartment without looking like a grade-schooler? If you've got questions of your own, email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!2022-07-091h 11

Terminal SatanTS056 - Top GunThis week we talk about Top Gun: Maverick and tackle the classic desert island question! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!2022-06-251h 26

Terminal SatanTS055 - ParadoxesIn this episode we talk off the cuff about fun facts, paradoxes, and regional dialects. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!2022-06-111h 45

Terminal SatanTS054 - Ethical Cannibals (with Christian DiFranco)We invent new meats, break into the homes of the homeless, Christian whacks off a few monkeys, and more in this episode of Terminal Satan. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!2022-05-281h 25

Terminal SatanTS053 - Season 2 Finale: Would You Date Your Computer?In this episode we talk about the future of digital companions, the terrible state of video games, Mezrah learns about anniversary gifts, and we reminisce on the first songs we ever bought on iTunes. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!2022-05-141h 24

Terminal SatanTS052 - Elon Musk Buys Twitter / Could You Survive Alone in a Submarine?Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with your submarine-themed playlists! FACT CHECK: At some point I (Jake) might have alluded that "Truth Social" has shut down but it seems I was misinformed on that. Similarly, my understanding of Mastodon was somewhat off the mark as well. A good reminder to never take people's word on things when listening to podcasts.2022-04-301h 31

Terminal SatanTS051 - SPLANES (with Ishai Masada: Alligator Hunter)In this episode we're joined by ex-podcast volunteer and alligator hunter Ishai Masada and talk about aerospace innovations, dinosaurs, cyborgs, music, and more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll incorporate your thoughts into a future episode.2022-04-161h 37

Terminal SatanTS050 - Superman Dethroned by a Cat???We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license 2022-04-021h 48

Terminal SatanTS049 - DragonologyIn this episode: dragons, riddles, and a new game show segment! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any questions, topics, or ideas. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license 2022-03-191h 34

Terminal SatanTS048 - The Tyranny of RoboraptorIn this episode we talk about frustrating endings, childhood toys, Jake's favorite doors, and more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any ideas, questions, and all that.2022-03-051h 17

Terminal SatanTS047 - The 10 Inventions That Will Change the WorldIn this episode we go through Mezrah's old invention diary where he catalogues his (patent-pending) revolutions in military technology. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with topics, feedback, and Roman names to have your ideas featured on the podcast!2022-02-191h 06

Terminal SatanTS046 - What is the Manliest Ice-Cream Flavor?We've got a slightly shorter episode this week, but next time we'll be back with a jam-packed high-energy episode as usual!2022-02-0551 min

Terminal SatanTS045 - Can a Natural Predator SAVE Your Relationship?Black belts, nuclear pizza, flaccid mohawks, and more in this episode of TERMINAL SATAN. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured on the podcast.2022-01-221h 09

Terminal SatanTS044 - Why Should We Hire You?Jacob interviews for Terminal Satan and Mezrah expands his rotator cuffs.2022-01-081h 13

Terminal SatanTS043 - Is Yoda an Elf? (Christmas Special!)[our description guy is on christmas break]2021-12-251h 37

Terminal SatanTS042 - Mezrah is a BottomIf you like us at our most delirious then this episode is for you. There is no rational thought or useful opinions to be found anywhere in this episode. Oh, and Mezrah explains the meaning of life towards the end.2021-12-111h 49

Terminal SatanTS041 - Detective Dick Danger and the Devilishly Deadly DoctorIn this episode we use AI to generate alternate scenes from Star Wars and The Matrix, listen to Goofy's presidential inauguration speech, ask Einstein how he invented time travel, solve a 1930s murder mystery, and so much more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your question featured in a future episode. Music used: Arcadia by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3377-arcadia License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Private Reflection by Kevin...2021-11-271h 21

Terminal SatanTS040 - Friendship ended with MezrahIn this episode we moan about computers, martial arts, Mezrah, backseat-drivers, and a whole lot more! Check it.2021-11-131h 40

Terminal SatanTS039 - 2 HALLOWS 2 EVEBOO! It's a super scary Halloween episode - again! Buckle-in, strap-down, suit-up, and brush your teeth because you're in for a crazy time.2021-10-312h 40

Terminal SatanTS038 - Guns, Guns, and GunshipIn this episode we discuss firearm ownership, the order of eating food, and what it's like to meet your favorite band.2021-10-301h 46

Terminal SatanTS037 - Yetis with BenefitsIn this episode we talk about Kanye West's Donda and the challenge of following up on success, how YouTube is our modern Library of Alexandria, and engineering Yetis to enhance our society. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com to suggest topics, ask questions, and otherwise bother us.2021-10-161h 31

Terminal SatanTS036 - The Worst Birthday We've Ever HadIn this episode we talk about collections, recasts, alternative math, Comma.ai's OpenPilot, and birthdays.2021-10-021h 18

Terminal SatanTS035 - How to Rob a BankWe talk about Mezrah’s weird peeves, old medicine, our tenuous grasp on geography, and how Jake would go about robbing a bank. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with all of your bullshit. Financial advice, relationship therapy, medical diagnoses, we do it all.2021-09-181h 03

Terminal SatanTS034 - Mezrah Hates ArtIn this episode we talk about stealing from Lowe's, oiling fish, Mezrah's lack of taste, Jake's superior taste, and "food". Tune in... or don't, I don't care.2021-09-041h 23

Terminal SatanTS033 - Last Will and TestamentIn this episode we talk about AI-powered cosmetic surgery, old internet videos, how far you should go for your job, and why Jake has written a will. Check it out! Visual resources can be found at terminalsatan.com and you can email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!2021-08-211h 26

Terminal SatanTS032 - Galactic Voyage (with Pierre)In this episode we perform songs written by an AI, as well as movie scripts, battle plans, diss tracks, and more! This is not one you want to miss. Music attribution: Despair and Triumph by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3641-despair-and-triumph License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Facile by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3733-facile License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod 2021-08-071h 06

Terminal SatanTS031 - A B-Tier EpisodeThis week Jake and Mezrah share and discuss their rankings of the following categories: Fast food restaurants, Pixar movies, video game consoles, Star Wars villains, and U.S. States.2021-07-241h 24

Terminal SatanTS030 - Jake Buys a MacRoblox is an online game platform and game creation system developed by Roblox Corporation. It allows users to program games and play games created by other users. Created by David Baszucki and Erik Cassel in 2004 and released in 2006, the platform hosts user-created games of multiple genres coded in the programming language Lua. For most of Roblox's history, it was relatively small, both as a platform and a company, due to both co-founder Baszucki's lack of interest in press coverage and it being "lost among the crowd" in a large number of platforms released around the same time. Roblox began...2021-07-101h 09

Terminal SatanTS029 - Milk-Man and the Curse of Strong Bonesdscrptions r 4 loozrs 2021-06-261h 05

Terminal SatanTS028 - Running Out of IdeasWe reveal the top 10 reasons to sleep with Jeff Bezos, explain gravity on a flat earth, Mezrah pitches eugenics, and we figure out how many Mike Tysons it takes to kill a tiger in primal combat.2021-06-121h 03

Terminal SatanTS027 - How we REJECTED Corridor Digital (with Christian DiFranco)It's the Season 2 premiere of Terminal Satan! We kick things off with our first guest, a major YouTube collaboration, and some hilarious insect commentary. Get ready, it's gonna be a great season!2021-05-291h 18

Terminal SatanTS026 - FINALE (or: Everything Fun is Unethical)It's the finale of Season One of Terminal Satan and we've brought our best. This is a jam-packed space slam of an episode. Thanks for listening!2021-05-151h 29

Terminal SatanTS025 - #FreeTonyBaloniWe talk about cryptocurrencies, OpenAI, the afterlife, and what AI-generated movies we'd want to watch.2021-05-011h 17

Terminal SatanTS024 - The Episode of BabelDaft Punk is dead. Bands are dead. Dr. Seuss is also dead. But does it matter?2021-04-171h 19

Terminal SatanTS023 - Would you date an ALIEN?We talk about boiling lobsters, the Roswell incident, and xenophobia in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!2021-04-031h 19

Terminal SatanTS022 - How to Survive the ApocalypseIf you've got a bunker or know bunker people, get in touch! We talk about zombies, bunker logistics, and Jake's grievances with photography in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!2021-03-201h 12

Terminal SatanTS021 - Would you kill 10 orphans for a BILLION DOLLARS?Jake gets hacked, Mezrah taxidermies a giant squid, we start Robot Butlers Incorporated, Mezrah invents self-walking robot legs, and we discuss whether it's worth it to kill 10 people with a steak knife for a billion dollars. All this and more in this whale of an episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!2021-03-061h 48

Terminal SatanTS020 - Gay for NumbersMezrah is bad at sleeping and Jake is annoyed with generational definitions. That and more in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.2021-02-201h 17

Terminal SatanTS019 - RIOT!We talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, internet monopolies, and the pains of running a website. This episode was recorded on January 7th 2021.2021-02-061h 08

Terminal SatanTS018 - Defective HumansIn this episode Mezrah closes his ears and Jake gets yelled at by his internal monologue.2021-01-231h 17

Terminal SatanTS017 - Straight Outta EgyptWe talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!2021-01-091h 14

Terminal SatanTS016 - Mortality is OverratedA single suburban father (Kevin James) works at a mall as a security guard to make ends meet, and he takes his job very seriously, even though most of his colleagues and customers don't. As the holidays approach, Paul gets his moment to shine when Santa's little helpers shut down the mall down and take hostages, including his daughter and girlfriend. He realizes no one knows the place better than he does, and he mounts his trusty steed, a Segway, and goes to the rescue.2021-01-021h 11

Terminal SatanTS015 - CHRISTMASSanta's a dumbass. What's the best pie? Did Frosty the Snowman deserve to die? Merry Christmas, everyone! See you next year.2020-12-242h 22

Terminal SatanTS014 - The ElectionCan any dino-experts please inform us on the scientific consensus as to whether the Pachycephalosaurus head contained coconut milk? Jake would like to know. Advice from close-minded anti-milk "scientists" will be disregarded.2020-12-191h 14

Terminal SatanTS013 - American Moanfest 2The world fucking sucks. Here's why. [NOTICE: We refer to this episode as "episode 12" multiple times, this is a result of scheduling errors that cause a few episodes to get pushed by one slot.]2020-11-211h 20

Terminal SatanTS012 - Obsolism[Heads up: we refer to this episode as #11 multiple times because this was recorded in September, before our plans for the Halloween special were finalized. So just ignore that.] ANYWAY, in this episode Jake and Mezrah listen to audio clips from a super-secret project, and discuss Jake's made-up religion; Obsolism. Buckle up, this one's a bumpy ride.2020-11-071h 27

Terminal SatanTS011 - HALLOWEENIt's spoopy time, and in this episode Mezrah and Jake talk about all things both spooky AND scary. Horror movies, ghost hunting, nightmares, mermaids, and turkeys; it's all here. Happy Halloween!2020-10-312h 28

Terminal SatanTS010 - NostalgiaJake and Mezrah discuss video games past and present, the pain of data-loss, and the ethics of art theft in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.2020-10-241h 07

Terminal SatanTS009 - SelloutsApparently we're owned by Spotify. Other topics include David Blaine Up-ing himself, tattoos, cannibalism, and toxic masculinity.2020-10-101h 06

Terminal SatanTS008 - Can Plants Feel?The downsides of Neuralink, Mezrah's questions about evolution by natural selection, Steve Wozniak's large nostril, and more!2020-09-261h 02

Terminal SatanTS007 - PainMezrah's losing his wisdom teeth. Jake dreads life. Oh, and the seven wonders suck.2020-09-121h 03

Terminal SatanTS006 - Tim TravelDo you even read the descriptions? Jake and Mezrah hired me to write these but they don't ever stick to one topic so I just sit here listening to the episodes over and over for hours trying to make sense of the madness and I don't even know if it's worth doing. My life is a joke. If you're reading this then that means they didn't even bother to proof-read what I've written for this episode which only confirms that they don't care. They don't even pay me minimum wage and they say that if I report them to the...2020-08-2958 min

Terminal SatanTS005 - Jake Hates Pop MusicWe compare music genres, explain production techniques, and talk about how music affected us during our childhood.2020-07-251h 14

Terminal SatanTS004 - Conspiracy TheoriesWe talk about the most ridiculous conspiracy theories and why people might believe them. THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR LIZARD PEOPLE AND OTHER INTELLIGENT REPTILES™ (IALPOIR).2020-07-111h 16

Terminal SatanTS003 - Mezrah Goes VeganAre deaf people handicapped? Just how stupid are kids? What knowledge lies within the Book of Mezrah? We answer all these questions and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan.2020-06-281h 24

Terminal SatanTS002 - American MoanfestWe talk about things that get on our nerves.2020-06-131h 41

Terminal SatanTS001 - Pilot / Robo-RightsIn this pilot episode we discuss SpaceX's DM-2 mission, Robo-Rights, and other things.2020-05-301h 21