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Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Ollie Morris as Mike and Jean’s friend.
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Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XohXHGlhEr1o3SDqUxJ_rR3vHpA3wG8LjxHYbAp5Ixw/edit?usp=drive_link2024-03-2101 min
Curtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresNight LifeTranscript available at The Lightning Bottler tumblr.
On the eve of San Guine City’s mayoral elections, vampire hunting detective Beatrice Janeaway teams up with a gangster boss to investigate the political interference of her arch-nemesis Carmella: a vampire activist with nefarious intentions.
CAST & CREW
Beth Eyre - Beatrice Janeway
Méabh de Brún - Lilith
Sarah Golding - Mr. Boss
Karim Kronfli - Karlos
Caroline Mincks - Carmella/Caramel
Graham Rowett - Godot
Conrad Miszuk - The Mayor
Sivan Raz - Suzie
Jack Fitzpatrick - The Announcer
James Curtis - Anthony, Midnight Minu...2022-10-311h 04
Curtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime Adventureswhy'd he end it like thatIn which Oli is allowed to round off the show.
Follow us on @CurtisAndMorris2021-10-0804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresIt had to be youIn which James looks back on the last 6 months and expresses his gratitude.
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-10-0504 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresOn the Kindess of Ropes and HelicoptersIn which Oli reminisces
Follow us on twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-10-0104 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresPush to thinkCommenting aimlessly on having nothing to say. Plus recommendations for other things.
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-09-2804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresBURN IT ALL!IN WHICH OLU DESPARATELY KILLS TIMEE
FOLLOWUS ON TWITTER @CurtisAndMorris 2021-09-2404 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresA good week!Follow us on Twitter @CurtisandMorris2021-09-2104 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresWhat is Oli Smoking?Holborn Yellow.
For more, follow @CurtisAndMorris on twitter2021-09-1704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresThreatening MessagesJames found some wild, grotesque and descriptive messages on his fridge. Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris.
Credits: District Four by Kevin MacLeod.
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-09-1404 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresSleep Paralysis DemonIn which Oli talks solid nonsense
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2021-09-1004 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresFleuronJames closes a chapter, and enjoys a section break.
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Moonstone by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4078-moonstone
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-09-0704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresThe Answer to Life , The Universe, and EverythingIt's the 42nd episode! Oli Rambles
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Elf Meditation Preview by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5728-elf-meditation-preview
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
2021-08-3104 min
Curtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresMomentoGod damn, you're not wrong.
Follow us at @CurtisAndMorris on Twitter2021-08-2704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresMoriContemplating mortality is hard, y'all!
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-08-2404 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime Adventuresa bird, with a gun!in which Oli scrapes the bottom of the conversational barrel.
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLISKO0z3CMnFqmjvNRbzogOJ_oTmPxa5m
2021-08-2004 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresIn a room, reading booksJames sometimes needs something to jumpstart himself again.
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Music by Lesfm from Pixabay2021-08-1704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime Adventuresmy poor phoneit's down the back of the radiator
Follow Curtis and Morris @CurtisAndMorris2021-08-1304 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresSenseless: A PoemJames has been thinking about poetry and shares one of his more poetic stories.
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fmdrec.bandcamp.com/album/the-lightening-bottle
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2021-08-0604 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresRadical EngineersJames has been looking for 'good' organisations.
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PaperBoat by Josbit.
2021-08-0304 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresPolitics: Boo, WaaIn which Oli avoids the topic
Follow us @CurtisandMorris 2021-07-3004 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresPolitics - Wow. Yay.James shares some politically minded thoughts.
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Beauty Flow by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5025-beauty-flow
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-07-2704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresCovered in FliesIn which Oli gets Political. Happy 30th episode!
Follow us on @CurtisAndMorris on twitter.2021-07-2304 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresToo Darn HotJames' miscellaneous midnight thoughts.
Follow us on @CurtisandMorris.2021-07-2004 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresGood EnoughIn which Oli tells some annecdotes2021-07-1604 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresArtemisI found the smallest hill I will die on and it's that Artemis Fowl is better than Harry Potter. Oddly ominous musical choice.
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Morgana Rides by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4080-morgana-rides-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
2021-07-1304 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresOn the Pressures of having BloodIn which Oli takes his blood pressure LIVE on POD.
Follow Curtis and Morris on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-07-0904 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresSt. ChristopherAnother film recommendation and a walk in the countryside.
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Deep Relaxation Preview by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5726-deep-relaxation-preview
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-07-0604 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresLateCast 2 - GrumpCastIn which Oli is generally a spoilsport about James' media reccomendations.
Follow Curtis and Morris @CurtisAndMorris on Twitter!2021-07-0204 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresSynthetically High EnergyJames is stuck in a room.
The best tech ethics community - https://www.hattusia.com/
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Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5030-raving-energy-faster-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-06-2904 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresFunk Follow upIn which Oli responds in kind.2021-06-2504 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresDisco FeverJames' disco fever nightmares of the past and present.
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Stringed Disco by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4427-stringed-disco
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-06-2204 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresLatecastin which Oli is late2021-06-1804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresArt in the StoneJames expresses some off the cuff ideas
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Starting Out Waltz Allegretto by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7926-starting-out-waltz-allegretto
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-06-1504 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresJonJamsIn which Oli gets high on his own supply
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Link to story mentioned: https://jamescurtis29.medium.com/heaviside-5718210b69
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Peppers Theme by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4998-peppers-theme
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license2021-06-0804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresResponsibilitiesIn which Oli takes on responsibility for a living being2021-06-0403 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresTee hee heeJames shows zero remorse about making Oli leak.
Specific Radiolab episode : https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/episodes/211119-colors
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Music: Something Elated by Broke For Free from Free Music Archive2021-06-0104 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresJames, you monster.In which Oli reacts poorly to love and affection
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-05-2804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresHappy Birthday, Oli!For he's a jolly good fellow...
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Features FX from freesound.org by Benboncan
License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
2021-05-2506 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresLet's Make James UncomfortableIn which oli recommends James some uncomfortable listens
http://loveandradio.org/2019/11/cathedrals-have-a-body-count/
https://www.kcrw.com/culture/shows/the-organist/a-700-food-mountain-of-whipped-cream
https://www.theheartradio.org/no-episodes
https://www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-podcasts/201-the-shadows
2021-05-2104 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresDo The Right ThingJames did not like wrestling.
Follow us on twitter at @CurtisAndMorris2021-05-1804 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresAlligator MetalIn which Oli makes a joke about class A substances and then immediately regrets it.
Follow us on twitter at @CurtisAndMorris2021-05-1404 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresNot a FishJames takes a boat trip.
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Features FX from freesound.org, including by Eschwabe3, KeyKrusher, bulbastre and PeteBarry.
License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
2021-05-1104 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresSub Par - Previously Points ProvenIn Which Oli f**ks it by trying to use anchor's features and locks the episode to exactly one channel
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https://freesound.org/people/YleArkisto/sounds/254902/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzzdlpISFg2021-05-0703 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresScratches in the WallThe game is afoot!
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-05-0404 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresThe ChaseIn which Oli (metaphorically) evades the rescue attempt.
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-04-3003 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresHelicopter and RopeJames is not sure whether Oli's well was a metaphor.
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Quirky Dog by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4259-quirky-dog
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Volatile Reaction by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5014-volatile-reaction
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
2021-04-2704 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime Adventures2 Cheese SandwichesIn which Oli smokes a cigarette and reflects.
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2021-04-2004 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresIndecipherable ScribblingIn which Oli responds.
Follow us on Twitter @CurtisAndMorris2021-04-1603 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresThat New Notebook FeelingAnd we're off!
Follow us on Twitter at @curtisandmorris2021-04-1304 minCurtis and Morris: Quicktalking Funtime AdventuresCurtis and Morris TrailerOur last conversation before the big experiment where we communicate through podcast episodes.
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