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Jamie Balogun And Victoria Zahacy
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Almost Prepared
14 million bees and deviled pickled eggs!
We're back back back again! We go over what's been going on the last bit, including Victoria's summer plans and Jamie finally had a visitor stay with him! A new study found that farting around your partner is good for your relationship. AI is breaking up couples over coffee grounds. Would you pay for a standing seat on a plane? And is Jamie finally going to start his bed and breakfast business?
2025-06-06
33 min
Almost Prepared
Black don't crack and a short king!
Happy birthday to Victoria!! She celebrated her new age bracket with a visit to New York, and we both go over how our Easter holidays were. You be the judge if what Kyle did this week is okay or not. We go over the top things people love about being an adult. If you watch the same TV shows over and over again, it's a good thing! Fake news has Victoria stumped this week, Usher has caused a divorce and great news if your man is under 5'9!
2025-04-25
32 min
Almost Prepared
Sticky eyes and breast milk on Garrett's face!
Another scenario: if you're in line at the store, and the person in front of you doesn't have enough money for their items, what would you do? Jamie's talks about his Toronto trip, and Victoria has had it with winter!! The new dating term going around is sticky eyes, and it's guaranteed to work! We countdown the top things that are easy to do, but we struggle with. Apparently breast milk ice cream is a thing! And how long do you keep boxes in your house?!
2025-04-04
33 min
Almost Prepared
Wrestling an alligator and a dolphin who ate a dolphin!
Do we even do a podcast anymore?! We're back with an update on how the last few weeks have been, including a visit back home for Jamie and Victoria finally accepting that she's not going to Florida. When was the last time that you cried? Turns out the average man and woman cry a lot more than you think. How do you feel about asking babies for consent to change their diaper? It's officially been 5 years since the COVID pandemic, have you maintained any habits you started during that time? Fake news really has us baffled, a promise among...
2025-03-14
33 min
Almost Prepared
Good mold and Boo Boo the fool!
Did Garrett ask Victoria to be his Valentine?! Jamie wants to know if he's too honest and we go over what we did for the day of love! What do you think is the best and worst Canadian dish? We go over the top 10 list on both ends. We chat about the things they'd want to apologize to their parents for. A new beauty trend is going viral online and Tim Horton's has made a change that's good for your stomach!
2025-02-21
30 min
Almost Prepared
A blue job and the right way to be petty!
The winter deep freeze continues in the prairies, and Victoria's parents joined her family for a visit! As the possible tariff war continues, we go over what the average salary in Canada is, and if we can afford groceries. Super bowl Sunday has come and gone; we chat about our thoughts on the halftime show and a bit of drama over the Grammy's. How much do you think the average person will spend on Valentine's Day this year? We go over some good ideas for the special day. And it's official, we are OLD. Jamie visited the podiatrist and...
2025-02-14
34 min
Almost Prepared
Casper the friendly ghost and a campfire hotdog!
It's a new year and a new episode... only a little late in the year! We catch up on our holiday breaks, Victoria has gone back to work and Jamie is spending up a storm! A new class is being taught to help this new generation deal with this irrational fear. Would you buy your dream house if a person has died in it? North Korea has banned something pretty ridiculous! Jamie got conned on a recent purchase and we go over the list of things that EVERY person does!
2025-02-07
31 min
Almost Prepared
A passenger princess and high as a kite!
We're back for one last episode for the year! We both go over our vacations from Florida and Europe, how our Christmas shopping is going and Victoria is going back to work! We go over the list of things that Canadians aren't buying anymore, because they're too expensive. Google released their top searchers for 2024, and there are some that may surprise you! Victoria has 1 last chance to get fake news correct, a lawsuit between a mother and her son, and what's on our Christmas wish list this year!
2024-12-20
34 min
Almost Prepared
A third nipple and the city that rhymes with fun!
Daylight savings time is back, and Victoria is NOT a fan! We recap Halloween and Jamie's crazy work schedule. We countdown the top 10 worst places to retire in Canada. Do you think pet leave should be a thing in Canada? We go over signs that your partner might be micro-cheating. A croissant has citizens in Poland nervous, the dictionary's word of the year has arrived, and we're both overly excited for our upcoming vacations!
2024-11-08
33 min
Almost Prepared
Y2K nostalgia and a new pair of boobs!
It's officially October, so how much candy have you eaten? Harvest season is almost done and Victoria is ecstatic, and Jamie gives updates from his trip to Toronto. We take Dr. Phil's quiz to see how well you really know your partner! If you could go back in time and change something in your life, would you? The Bank of Canada might be holding onto some of your money. Jell-O is bringing back the nostalgia with their new product, and what are Victoria's kids dressing up as for Halloween?
2024-10-04
33 min
Almost Prepared
Au revoir and a Spanish prankster!
Jamie celebrated his birthday and gives a full recap of that, while the Zahacy household is going through harvest season. We got over what we saw from the VMA's and is Victoria pregnant again? There's a new security measures coming to grocery stores, a new business idea if you're getting cold feet, and the top 10 things recommended to put into your cereal!
2024-09-20
30 min
Almost Prepared
Birthday tour and a gravy wrestling championship!
It's the beginning of September and the windup of summer! This week, we chat about Victoria's basement flooding and her FB marketplace obsession and a very special birthday coming up! Victoria gets quizzed on questions from K-12 to see what grades she would graduate. We have the top 5 phrases to say in your relationship to make it stronger, and situations where you can battle tipping fatigue! Plus a new cereal collab is coming out, and Jamie isn't having any of it!
2024-09-06
33 min
Almost Prepared
Stitch skills and farting on a cupcake!
Jamie accepts his dose of criticism and humble pie, while Victoria's husband Garrett had an interesting repair. We go over the top jobs kids wanted back in the day vs what they want to do now. What would someone from the 90s be most surprised by if they woke up in 2024? American Idol is still on the air, and has a new judge! This week, Victoria doesn't believe the fake news OR a random fact. If you're a big Swiftie, there's a new cruise just for you, raw-dogging is taking over planes and paying by tap has officially gotten...
2024-08-23
33 min
Almost Prepared
A summer Christmas and not that kind of gay!
We're back back back again with another summer episode! We go over our August long weekend plans, how much Jamie spent at IKEA and how many weddings Victoria has gone to! The 2024 Olympics are over and we chat about some of our favorite viral moments. We countdown the top things that the average couple does but you DON'T do, and the biggest dating deal breakers of 2024! Victoria is in utter disbelief over this fake news, McDonald's has a new summer treat, and Jamie might have to revoke his gay card for this décor blunder!
2024-08-16
40 min
Almost Prepared
A nude cruise and the summer of Victoria!
Oh hi, did you miss us?! We catch up on everything that's gone down in the last month, including all 4 weddings Victoria has gone to, and Jamie's busy work weeks! Costco has increased their membership prices for the first time since 2017, and people aren't happy about it! Growing up, what is something that your friends had that made you think they were rich? What do you think the average age is NOW to move out? And how well do we know your partner?! We play a little game to find out!
2024-07-26
31 min
Almost Prepared
A thiccccc kid and a vegan deal!
How well do you handle criticism? Apparently, we're not great at it... Celine celebrated her 1st birthday, Jamie's mom has an interesting request for her birthday, and Victoria gave her father in law an amazing gift for his birthday! We recap Father's Day and go over the top gifts fathers want and the one gift they DON'T want. If you could go see anyone in concert, dead or alive, who would you see?! We go over hotel etiquette and what's acceptable or not. A new kid's camp is technically providing child labor and what gives you anxiety on a...
2024-06-21
33 min
Almost Prepared
Kitkat-chup and a fruity dump!
We start off the show talking about something unique that turns you on! Victoria has discovered Temu and is going wild, we chat about our summer plans! There's a new dating trend for the year, and we are NOT having any of it. We countdown the top 10 smells that people say they love, but we secretly hate! A new food trend has taken over the internet, and you're not going to like it. We have a celebrity infused fake news, a story about a family's cruise that has Victoria RATTLED, and do you have a hard time apologizing?
2024-06-14
31 min
Almost Prepared
Whistle dog and washing my avocado!
This week, we recap our Mother's Day, the Victoria Day long weekend, and what do you put on your hotdog?! A&W has brought back their infamous whistle dog, and we chat about the nostalgia moments we've had recently. STOP THE PRESSES, people are washing their cheese!! A list of a couple's 15 wedding rules has gone viral! Tipping culture has gotten out of hand, and did Jamie finally get a squatty potty?!
2024-05-24
30 min
Almost Prepared
The poop fairy and an emotional support alligator!
This week, we run through a couple "what would you do" situations, and the anxiety is real! It's Mother's day weekend, and Victoria is skeptical of her gift. Are you participating in the Loblaws boycott for the month? The housing crisis is getting so nuts that landlords are resorting to sharing a bed with strangers. Do you wash your new clothes before wearing them? A pedicurist in Toronto has a discount for you if you're willing to get your photo taken! And Victoria is trying to convince Jamie to get a Squatty Potty!
2024-05-10
32 min
Almost Prepared
You go girl and an adorably annoying cat!
We're back in action, and we have A LOT to catch up on. Victoria gives us all the details of her 6 weeks away on vacation in Florida and Barbados and Jamie started his new job and has a new addition to the family! 50% of women have a back up partner, do you have one? Would you ever have a separate bedroom from your partner? What's an adult task that you've been putting off?? And the last 3 things you Googled describe who you are as a person... what did we Googled?!
2024-04-26
33 min
Almost Prepared
Social red flags and an animal wedding!
We got to sneak in another episode before Victoria and the family jet set off to Florida! Do you think $50 is enough for a first date? Would you consider it a red flag if you haven't been invited to a wedding by the time you're in your 30's? We chat about the viral TikTok series, "Who TF did I marry" and the red flags to avoid. What's a conspiracy theory that you believe? Jamie puts a personal touch on fake news, and what's a question that you HATE being asked?!
2024-03-15
28 min
Almost Prepared
Cuddle time and a pair of balls!
We need to know, do you kiss your pets on the lips?! Victoria seems determined to ruin her extension cord, and Jamie takes back something he said about his coworkers. If you're a fan of gossiping, a new study says it's good for you! Love is Blind is accepting new applications around the world if you want find true love. Who are the favorite TV characters of all time? Victoria is triggered by fake news, a server got an unbelievable tip and when do you think is the right time to meet your partner's family?
2024-03-08
28 min
Almost Prepared
Tax evasion and blue sparkly eye shadow!
It's almost Valentine's Day, and Victoria is still waiting for her husband to ask to her Valentine! Jamie finally learns about taxes on a paycheck and we have a Grammy's rundown. Would you dump your partner if your friends and family didn't approve of them? We countdown the top signs that you're getting old and do you still experience some awkward teenage moments as an adult? We have some Valentine's Day facts for you and are the person who throws stuff out or hoards it as long as possible?!
2024-02-09
31 min
Almost Prepared
Ice cream sundae and bull semen!
Victoria is on a high after a positive Facebook marketplace experience and Jamie has sold another house! We talk about our possible new business ideas and what temperature do you keep your house at? Valentine's Day is coming up and we countdown the gifts women really want, and it won't cost you a thing! Stanley Tumblers are all the rage right now, and we countdown the list of things women hate about the men in their lives! And how often do you clean your house?!
2024-02-02
30 min
Almost Prepared
Free the cheeks and rat snacking!
We're almost done January, how're you handling the deep freeze?! Jamie poses an interesting scenario and Victoria has a couple things to get off her chest! Do you like being naked around the house? 29% of people say they like to work from home naked. Who would you want to go see at a Las Vegas residency. We countdown the 10 dumbest reasons people called 911 in 2023 and are you participating in dry January?
2024-01-19
28 min
Almost Prepared
The dutchie and employee of the year!
It's almost Christmas time, and Victoria STILL hasn't gotten a gift for her husband! Jamie started his Christmas shopping early this year and will never do it again. It's our last show of the year and we go over what we've learned about ourselves. Tim Horton's is bringing back an old favorite and some other menu items. If you're a sports fan, Subway is running a new contest that could interest you. And PLEASE tell Victoria to get a gift for her husband! See you in 2024!
2023-12-22
31 min
Almost Prepared
Beige flags and manure shot in the eye!
Victoria is back from vacation and her family was welcomed home with an interesting surprise & Jamie is on the job hunt again! Have you ever watched a TV behind your partner's back? We chat all about beige flags and what our partner's flags are. Slow dumping is the new dating term going around. We bring back the Florida edition of fake news, a perfect job for you if you're a Swiftie and have you started your Christmas shopping yet?! Only 17 more days left.
2023-12-08
30 min
Almost Prepared
Fossilized dinosaur poo and too much Christmas!
Jamie is RATTLED about something a listener said! Christmas is in full swing in the Zahacy household and you won't believe what her husband said to her while they were in Edmonton! We ask our spouses a very honest question, and we don't like the answers. Do you think kids should be paid for doing chores? With holiday season fast approaching, Victoria counts down the list of things to avoid doing at holiday parties. Victoria doesn't believe fake news this week and what's the oldest thing in your refrigerator?!
2023-11-17
32 min
Almost Prepared
Fossilized dinosaur poo and too much Christmas!
Jamie is RATTLED about something a listener said! Christmas is in full swing in the Zahacy household and you won't believe what her husband said to her while they were in Edmonton! We ask our spouses a very honest question, and we don't like the answers. Do you think kids should be paid for doing chores? With holiday season fast approaching, Victoria counts down the list of things to avoid doing at holiday parties. Victoria doesn't believe fake news this week and what's the oldest thing in your refrigerator?!
2023-11-17
29 min
Almost Prepared
Zoo parrots and the 4th member of Destiny's Child!
And we're back! Victoria is back from her month long trip to Ontario and Jamie is fresh off his visit to Toronto. We catch up after the long break with tales from the trips. Would you rather sit next to a Karen or a baby on a plane? It's back to school season and we countdown the top things we miss from school. Do you have any issue making returns to the store? If you're a fan of Shrek, there's an Airbnb stay that would be perfect for you! And if you're looking to get free stuff on your...
2023-10-06
29 min
Almost Prepared
100
This is officially the 100th episode of our podcast, and we couldn't be more excited!! Jamie tests Victoria's knowledge about our past episodes and which one is a fan favorite. Victoria is choked about the price of food lately, and is preparing for her trip to Ontario while Jamie obsesses over the Ninja Creami. We have some of the HARDEST this or that questions to date and would you like to be the poor friend in a group of rich people? We chat about the top weird food combos that have swept the internet...
2023-09-01
30 min
Almost Prepared
Kettle on the counter and 3 syringes!
Jamie and Victoria are both heading to Ontario next month; 1 for a wedding/to avoid harvest and the other for a week long birthday celebration! We both tried to get tickets for Taylor Swift and got waitlisted...if you got tickets, hook us up! This week we chat about how long you celebrate your birthday for and what's on your dinner menu?! We countdown the top 7 things people pretend to like, and what's the 1 appliance you couldn't live without? We bring back the Florida man edition of fake news, a spider to help out...
2023-08-18
26 min
Almost Prepared
Flavor of love and a fully cooked ham!
It's been a month since baby Celine was born, how's Victoria feeling?! Jamie has entered full on adult mode and what TV shows have we been watching recently? We have a pretty morbid "would you rather" question this week, along with a semi morbid personal question! We countdown the top 10 most popular Canadian dishes, and Jamie is NOT a fan. We chat about double standards when it comes to weight for men and women. Fake news gets Victoria rattled this week, there's a new criminal that we actually feel bad for, and Jamie and Garrett has leveled up on...
2023-07-21
30 min
Almost Prepared
Selling sunset and a minivan mom!
Victoria has officially given birth to her new baby! She gives us the full rundown of the process and how the family is doing, and Jamie sold another house! We have a fun money related this or that discussion and chat about who we'd want to be a fly on the wall around. Do you hide things from your partner; 60% of people hide this from their partner and Jamie is guilty of it. If you like relaxing to true crime shows, it's a HUGE red flag. There's a new product out there to help you curb your cravings, and...
2023-06-30
30 min
Almost Prepared
Broke bitches and a bacon egger sandwich!
Happy Pride month!! Victoria is officially on mat leave and apparently she gives off broke vibes for working up until her due date! If someone you HATED got engaged to someone that you know, would you be happy for them?! We go over what would be your red flags and we debate the $10 million dollar snail scenario! Have you ever called 911 on your parents? You're not gonna believe why this 23 year old called the cops on theirs. We go over the top reasons people are embarrassed by their partners while at a restaurant. We brought back fake news, the...
2023-06-09
25 min
Almost Prepared
Sniffing your vegetables and a toe sucker!
Victoria's baby bump is bursting and baby #2 is on the way soon! What time do you mow the lawn? Alberta had their election and we find out how Victoria feels about who won. Jamie found out something really cool happens whenever we miss posting an episode, so it might happen again soon! We have a summer themed this or that and a follow up to the dumb vs ugly question. How would you react to your vegan neighbor telling you not to BBQ at your own house? Would you attend your 20 year high school reunion? You're not gonna believe...
2023-06-01
26 min
Almost Prepared
Vag padciscles and the middle seat!
The Alberta wildfires have kept Victoria busy, but we're back back back again! We get an update on how she's been handling the craziness of it all, and Jamie gives a recap of his trip to LA. We have a really fun this or that, and one of the BEST personal questions ever asked!! Would you take the middle seat on a plane if you could win a really great prize? What concert would you like to see for free? TikTok is getting people to eat dog food, and we find out what our one hit wonder song based...
2023-05-26
31 min
Almost Prepared
Vodka butter & the epitome of dirt!
2 weeks and 2 shows in a row, we're on a roll! Are people scared of telling us certain details of their life since might talk about it? We get all about real estate in our this or that! Do you have any gross habits, cause 10% of people are doing this gross thing in the shower! We dive into another case of am I the asshole? There's a new food trend that is making Victoria sick, baby Cole is shading Victoria, and who would you want to be the president?!
2023-04-28
30 min
Almost Prepared
Phat Airlines and a chocolate peanut butter pie!!
And we're backkkkkkk!! We catch up after a busy month of Victoria and family being sick and on vacation, and Jamie's world of real estate! There's a couple trending topics that we tackle: whose responsibility is it to clean up after your kids on an airplane? And if you're a bigger person, should you get an extra seat on a plane for free?! Can Victoria guess the Florida edition of fake news? We chat about blueberry waffles... for real, and don't Google it!! And we found out that Victoria has an ENEMY!!
2023-04-21
29 min
Almost Prepared
Imposter syndrome and a chicken's butt!
Victoria is on week 23 of her pregnancy and is going through it, and Jamie gives another update on his Valentine's. What's a movie or TV show that's guaranteed to make you cry?! We chat about any valuable, rare or nostalgic items that we may have What is the biggest scam in life that nobody wants to admit? The fake news may stump you, a reason to check under your floorboards, do you eat in bed and do you buy stuff online? Cause one of Jamie's friends avoids putting his credit card online at at all costs!
2023-03-03
31 min
Almost Prepared
A breast plate and dry oatmeal packages!
Jamie has FINALLY found out why Kyle had a lingering smell and Victoria is halfway through her pregnancy already! We play the THIS or THAT game and chat about weird food combinations. If you could be a character from any tv show or movie, who would you pick? Eating breakfast everyday could get you a promotion and make you much happier. We have a good reason to be careful when giving kids your phone. And an 18 year old won $48 million dollars, and Victoria is NOT a fan!!
2023-02-10
28 min
Almost Prepared
Old man smell and 2 ice cream cakes!
Victoria has decided to stop sparking joy in her house, how do you deliver bad news to your partner, and Zeller's has responded to our show! Jamie has some pregnancy Valentine's gift ideas. We tackle some of the most commonly misspelled words with a little spelling bee. This one fake news headline has us cracking up! Victoria found the secret to a long life and is the bottom of a woman's purse the dirtiest thing?!
2023-02-03
29 min
Almost Prepared
Zeller's restaurant and a 70 minute performance!
Jamie did something that makes him think that he's turning into a Karen, and Victoria is gearing up for her first vacation of 2023! Zellers is coming back, are you excited? A study found that 50 rumors will be spread about you in your lifetime, has anyone started a rumor about you?! Would you go to a store right before they close? We found a new way to face your fears, and there's a grocery store that's making a line up for people who like to talk.
2023-01-27
26 min
Almost Prepared
Wintercoating and a surprise baby!
Jamie went to a Ukrainian Christmas dinner and spills all the details about that and did Victoria make a New Year's goal? We chat about things we'd put into a time capsule, and surprise surprise, someone's pregnant! The most romantic names for 2023 are here, and we check to see how sexy our names are. There's a new dating term going around for the winter, fake news that will not shock you at all, and can we please get Victoria to try Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal?!
2023-01-13
31 min
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Spicy chicken fingers and bad juju!
Merry Christmas!! Victoria gives us an update on how her family's visit is going and what should Jamie bring to his family potluck? Would you be okay giving or receiving a used gift? There's a new website that will let you know if you made the naughty or nice list this year. You're not going to believe what this one woman is suing a company over. And would you pay for your kids to see Santa? Not get a photo, but just see him?!
2022-12-23
25 min
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Mr. World Traveler and bagel bites!
Jamie is FINALLY back from vacation and gives a run down of what's been going on the last couple weeks, while Victoria preps for her family coming to visit. A couple popular snacks are no longer available in Canada anymore! If you're not feeling the Christmas spirit, it's not just you! Would you prefer an alcohol free Christmas season? And what did you ask Santa for this year?!
2022-12-16
33 min
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Petty arguments and a shit ton of garlic!
What a week! We've officially been hit with winter, Cole has pink eye and Jamie is going to miss Black Friday this year! 77% of people have used Google to win an argument. There's a new university class devoted to all things Nicki Minaj. Do you think you can spot the fake news? What would you do if $750,000 was deposited in your account? And Jamie has added a new member to the family!!
2022-11-11
28 min
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Hall pass and Eggonog!
Victoria had a pretty terrible week after her whole family tested positive for COVID, and Jamie reveals how many trick or treaters stopped by the house for Halloween. Have you ever been dropped by a friend before? Netflix is REALLY trying to lose even more subscribers with their new tactics. Victoria is giving this dumb criminal his props. There's a new eggnog coming out that will probably disgust you, and one of us is going on ANOTHER vacation this year!!
2022-11-04
25 min
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Apple peels and the dumpee!
$17.99 for cheese?!?!?! What is the world coming too??? The cost of food has increased so much and we can't believe it!! Jamie shows off his new tattoo and he's obsessed! We go through the top 10 most passive aggressive phrases in the work place, and they're just as ridiculous as you'd think. Hocus Pocus 2 is causing a big problem in some households. WE DID IT, WE FOUND THE DUMBEST CRIMINAL EVER!! And we're in the Halloween spirit, will Victoria watch some scary movies this year?!
2022-10-21
26 min
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Sex strike and beating a dead horse!
Victoria has FINALLY gone back to work, and Jamie is FINALLY having his housewarming party! This week, we chat about our McDonald's order, and Victoria's is just ridiculous. PETA has a new idea to get men to switch to being vegan. Where is the strangest place that you've fallen asleep? We found the nicest landlord ever, the dumbest criminal ever, and 5 random snacks about sex, just because! And do you have photos of yourself in your house?!
2022-09-30
23 min
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Circle of life and a half eaten apple!
It's been a long, long, LONG time since our last episode, did you miss?! We're FINALLY back and catch up after our extended break. Victoria fills us in all everything that happened during her last trip and what was going on, including psychics, croissants, gall bladder and twins! How much do you give for a wedding gift? Do you think your workplace should allows pets? The top dating deal breaker for millennials will SHOCK you! We found a new dumb criminal who takes the award for being the dumbest, and did Jamie actually have his housewarming party?!
2022-09-23
28 min
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Daquiri and a fivehead!
Another day, another vacation; Jamie is back from his Europe trip and spills all the details, while Victoria preps for her next trip! We play another round of "he's a 10, but..." and talk about weird habits we have in our households. Have you ever misread/misused a product? A lady got sent to jail for running a pretty smart business. A toddler found a way to satisfy his McDonald's craving. And how are you beating the heat this summer?!
2022-07-22
24 min
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Fresh cinnamon buns and Frenchsicles!
Happy Canada Day weekend!! Surprise, Jamie is heading on another vacation and Victoria shares her camping adventures, and baby Cole wasn't a huge fan. We play a new game from TikTok, and WHAT are Victoria's favorite scents?! We discuss the disappointing update with the Roe vs Wade controversy in the States. A new voice update from Alexa could be coming, is it creepy or cool? We found the dumbest criminal EVER and a new popsicle that will blow your mind!!
2022-07-01
26 min
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Beaver tails and healthy coke!
Oh hi, did you miss us?! We FINALLY catch up after a few weeks off, and there's lots of talk about! Jamie fills Victoria in on everything Rupaul's Dragcon, and she shares all about her most recent trip back to Ontario! Do you call the carnival food beavertails or elephant ears? We dissect the healthy coke phenomenon and why it's ridiculous. What is the most recent argument you had with your partner? The latest dumb criminal is blaming Donald Trump, and would you release 100 cockroaches in your house for $2000?! We're also rebranding our show, so we're taking new segment...
2022-06-24
28 min
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Big Turk and a homemade pie!
It's almost tax time and Jamie is expecting to get audited! Elon Musk has officially bought Twitter, are you going to keep your account? We chat about your favorite kind of candy, and what that says about your personality! What's a pet peeve you have at your workplace? You're not going to believe what happened to this guy at the dentist! It's official, we have found the DUMBEST criminal ever!! And Jamie fills you in on everything you need to know about RuPaul's Drag Con!
2022-04-29
27 min
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Badda bing badda boom and Mini Chocolate Eggsence!
While Victoria is away in Florida, her husband Garrett is co-hosting this week, and we get all the dirt! Garrett gives the 411 on calving season, and how life has been since Victoria has been on vacation. Would you pay extra for Netflix so you wouldn't have to worry about multiple people watching at the same time? What part of your body do you wash first in the shower? Apparently it says a lot about your personality. There's a new perfume coming out that would be perfect for the chocolate lover in your life! A woman had the NERVE to...
2022-03-25
23 min
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Kelly Clarkson and fruit explosion!!
Jamie is back from his LA trip and gives Victoria all the details, and she shares what she's doing for her little vaca. If you want to live longer, you gotta pick up the mop and broom! How did you introduce your partner to your family? This one guy did something very, interesting! Tim Hortons has some new ice cream flavors coming out, a criminal who did the worst thing EVER when he broke into someone's house! And Jamie shares the results from his real estate exam!!
2022-03-04
24 min
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Vabbing and Dojo Cat!
We recap our Valentine's Day plans, and our thoughts about the Super Bowl halftime show! The hickey is making a comeback, do you think you'll take part? We chat about the top signs that you're getting old, and Victoria PROVES it!! Ladies, if you want to attract a partner, there's 1 thing you need to do. A woman did something to spend more time with her boyfriend, and Jamie think it's kind of romantic. And Victoria takes the quiz this week, will she ace it?!
2022-02-18
26 min
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The Olive Garden and Molson Beerup!!
Jamie ACTUALLY takes back something he said in the last episode, and we're all a little surprised! It's a sports packed weekend with the winter Olympics going strong, the Super bowl AND Valentine's Day! The dad bod is making a comeback, but are people really into that body type? What's something you could say during the Super bowl and Valentine's Day?! You're not gonna believe how these criminals got caught! The most Canadian product has hit the market, and Victoria gets her revenge on Jamie!
2022-02-11
24 min
Almost Prepared
Loose change and major FOMO!
It's ice cream cake catastrophe and Jamie got in trouble! Do men want flowers for Valentine's Day?! What are 5 random things in your car? The Olympics kick off today, what sport are you looking forward to watching? There's a new candle that might interest someone who loves tires! And we play a new game that Victoria is NOT a fan of!
2022-02-04
26 min
Almost Prepared
$60 million dollars and a bologna face mask!!
Adult peer pressure is back with a vengeance, and Jamie isn't a fan! If you won the lottery, would you quit your job? Have you ever put something in the washing machine that wasn't supposed to be there? There's a new face mask that people are dying to try! And Jamie got a summons for jury selection, do you think he'll make the cut?!
2022-01-28
26 min
Almost Prepared
Rudolph antlers and cookies and cream!
Merry Christmas Eve!! Victoria is back from her vacation and she tells us all about it and Jamie gives us the details on the wedding he went to. The Zahacy household is missing something CRUCIAL for the holidays! We discuss the latest trend with your Christmas tree and the top things we're searching on Google for the holidays. There's a new wine you may want to try and a 48 year old woman who pretended to be her 22 year old daughter!! Plus a little surprise that will give you some Christmas cheer!
2021-12-24
27 min
Almost Prepared
Pistachio farmer and the ultimate holiday cheermaster!
Victoria is obsessed with a new show, and considering a new profession and Jamie shares the story about his domestic squabble! If you're a fan of Hallmark movies, you could get a $2500 payday! We play the Urban Dictionary game and find out what are names mean. What do you think is the worst part about the holidays? A Florida woman tried to break out of jail, a TikToker found a "healthier way to eat ketchup and Victoria is off on a little holiday!
2021-12-03
23 min
Almost Prepared
Santa's naughty list and salted buttercream!
Black Friday is here, are you gonna buy anything? Jamie gets some good relationship advice from Victoria! What celebrity Christmas party would you want attend? And what celebrity couple would you want to come to your party? Do you think you'd be on Santa's naughty list this year? People are using the coronavirus to get out of plans! An elderly woman won't stop feeding a horse, there's 5 weird ice cream flavors coming out and when do you start listening to Christmas music?!
2021-11-26
24 min
Almost Prepared
Dark circles and James the Butler!
It's November already, when do you put up your Christmas decorations?! We discuss the results of our Facebook poll, that Jamie thinks is completely rigged. A&W is calling you stupid, and they're not wrong and there's a new beauty trend that is perfect for new parents! You won't believe what this one woman pulled out of her nose! There's a guy who took revenge on his workplace, and Jamie won an awesome prize!!
2021-11-05
23 min
Almost Prepared
Shit rats and an ugly baby!
Jamie finally has a roommate and Victoria has a great costume idea for her family for Halloween! What age do you think is the most stressful? We go over the top Halloween costume ideas for 2021, and debate over whether a butt crack is sexy or not! A man in England got a very unwelcome surprise in his backyard, someone got pulled over for doing something random while driving, and Jamie and Victoria won an award!!
2021-10-29
23 min
Almost Prepared
Knee high socks and the bathroom challenge!
Victoria is planning to go to Florida and Jamie has staining problems!! If you're worried about Covid 19, be even more concerned about restless anus syndrome! We chat about things that used to be AMAZING, but now they just suck! Apparently, there's a quick test you can take to see if you will be subject to diabetes. A new challenge that kids are doing, and Victoria's husband Garrett is running for county councilor!
2021-10-08
23 min
Almost Prepared
Fish sticks and an old ragdoll!
Being a homeowner has made Jamie age 30 years overnight!! We're only 85 days away from Christmas, have you started your shopping yet? What do you think is a HUGE waste of money? There's a guy who stole some interesting stuff from a school, and a homeowner who found something very creepy in his walls. And do you think it's rude to ask someone how much they paid for their house?
2021-10-01
25 min
Almost Prepared
Brown town and lawn darts!
This week we find out the peak age for having fun and it makes us feel pretty old. What is the last thing that you Googled, does it match the most Googled questions in the world? Sleeping naked can be good for you, but it's actually kind of disgusting! What are things you did as a kid that are actually dangerous? The top things that make someone seem like a sophisticated adult! Another Florida story that's just as crazy as you'd think. And Victoria has to backtrack a little from something she said last week!
2021-09-17
23 min
Almost Prepared
Cinderella and the fall flannel collection!
Happy birthday Jamie! We chat about how his birthday weekend was and how his new house is coming along. We find out what women find most attractive about men. Summer is coming to an end, so a couple things to look forward for fall. There's a new seltzer coming out that one of us finds interesting and the other finds disgusting. A guy who decided to whip out something different at a DQ and how to make yourself much more productive at work!
2021-09-10
24 min
Almost Prepared
Cartwheels and Honey bunches of oats!!
Jamie has OFFICIALLY moved into his new house and shares his moving story! Victoria learns what NOT to do, so she can be a cool mom. The great debate, would you send guests who didn't come to your wedding an invoice?! There's a new dating term that Victoria really loves, and we both get fascinated by a really random fact!
2021-09-03
28 min
Almost Prepared
Pelvic floor muscle and explosive diarrhea!
This week Jamie learns that when you buy a house, whatever else you spend doesn't really count! We chat about how hot dogs could be slowly killing you and why women shouldn't pee in the shower. A guy decided to shove something odd into his penis, we play a new game and baby Cole makes his debut on the show!
2021-08-27
21 min
Almost Prepared
$14 and a pee stained bed!
This week, Victoria gives a little more details about her birthing story and baby Cole gave her a little surprise! We chat about weird things we've seen on buy and sell pages, and a woman who is suing McDonald's for effective advertising! A 67 year old man who started an interesting career, a bride and groom who had a terrible end to their wedding night and Jamie learns just how EXPENSIVE furniture really is!
2021-08-20
26 min
Almost Prepared
Restoralax and a Hyuandi Elentra!
We're back from our summer break with a new show and a new baby for Victoria!! Victoria shares her birthing story and we catch up on how the summer has been. We chat about the latest food trend, people are sharing their unpopular opinions about marriage, a guy who decided to huff something while driving, a Florida couple who had an interesting fight and some random facts for you!
2021-08-13
24 min
Almost Prepared
The Mad Hatter and hot, medium or mild salsa!
Victoria is sooo close to going into labor, so we're squeezing out a show before the baby comes. Jamie shares a story of how he got out of a speeding ticket and how we survived the most recent heatwave. Why eating ice cream for breakfast is REALLY good for you, an interesting and medieval way to lose weight in 2021. You're not gonna believe what a guy in Florida did with a jar of salsa and some of our favorite random facts so far!
2021-07-09
21 min
Almost Prepared
Chicken croutons and a sexy manatee!
It is HOT this week, are you handling the heat wave? What would you do if you won the $70 million jackpot? Do you prefer a side of the bed? 6% of people say if they can't have their side, it's a deal breaker. What food did your family make that you thought was normal, but it's actually really weird?! Eating chocolate for breakfast could be good for you, and did Victoria get glammed up for the show this week?!?!
2021-07-02
23 min
Almost Prepared
Cheugy and a payment plan!
This week, we chat about what's really going in Victoria's hospital bag for the big day! We talk about the good and bad things about the restrictions being lifted. We countdown the top things that you secretly judge people for. Items you SHOULDN'T have in your house after you turn 30. A woman who wanted a payment plan for something very odd, 5 of the most interesting facts you'll hear and Victoria gives us an update on the watermelon mustard debate!
2021-06-25
30 min
Almost Prepared
Vaxxholes and Louboutins!
This week, we find out about Jamie's issue with his neighbor and a BBQ, Victoria tells us all about vaxxholes. We chat about the top things that people are buying now that the pandemic is starting to wind now, some very passive aggressive insults to throw around and a guy who went to the EXTREME to prevent his girlfriend from moving in!
2021-06-04
22 min
Almost Prepared
Giant squid and an exhausted pigeon!
Happy May long weekend! This week, we ask each other one of the most important questions EVER! As vaccines roll out, we find out the main reason why people don't want to go back to the office. Victoria shares how you can ruin your day in just 14 minutes, and we give you 5 tips on how to energize your mornings. You're not going to BELIEVE what this one town in Japan did with their pandemic relief money, and 5 random facts that will get you laughing.
2021-05-21
27 min
Almost Prepared
Smooth jazz and super glue!
We kick off the show with Victoria grilling Jamie about his new "healthier" lifestyle. We chat about a celebrity we can't stand, and our biggest pet peeves. We give you the top things you can do to make yourself a better driver, what introverts are worried about when the pandemic is over, a weird spot where a lady put superglue, and 5 random facts to make you a little bit smarter!
2021-04-30
23 min
Almost Prepared
Arnold Schwarzenegger and a coronavirus influencer!
Welcome to the last weekend of April! This week, we chat about how coronavirus influencers have become a thing! What celebrity would you want to lead us in the event of an alien invasion? There's a list of some spicy baby name suggestions for Victoria, and 5 random facts to make you a little smarter!
2021-04-23
23 min
Almost Prepared
Pickles on the table and no name ketchup!
April is already here and we chat about all things Easter; our traditions, the better chocolate, mini eggs or cream eggs. Find out the top 5 things women carry in their purse during a pandemic. Heinz has some new mashups coming out that you'll either love or hate. There's a new job you can apply for that you're gonna LOVE !! What did Victoria steal?! And Jamie saw something on the dinner table that he's NEVER seen before, and it completely blew his mind!!
2021-04-02
28 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for a new show
It's a new show packed with lots of fun conversation, questions and stories!! We ask each other 1 question, no holds barred, chat about the price of gas, Victoria gets super passionate about the best and worst Tim Horton's donuts, and a story about a guy in Florida who was doing something very interesting with a pickle!
2021-03-26
30 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for breaking up
It's not fun to do it, but it's a part of life that we're helping you prepare for! We chat about healthy (and unhealthy) ways to deal with a break up, self care tips, the dos and don'ts and the most RIDICULOUS reasons people have broken up, including why Jamie broke up with someone!
2021-03-12
34 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing to buy a house
Are you ready to make the BIGGEST purchase of your life? We're chatting all about buying a house! The dos and the don'ts, how much the average house costs, common mistakes people make and you'll never guess how much Jamie bought a condo for in Toronto!!
2021-03-05
22 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for a wedding
We're talking a walk down the aisle and preparing you for a wedding! Victoria shares her firsthand experience about planning a wedding, an interesting system for choosing your wedding guests during a pandemic, tips on how to make your special day a little more affordable and Jamie almost put a ring on what?!
2021-02-27
34 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for Valentine's Day
The day of love is here, are you ready for it?! Jamie and Victoria share stories about their worst Valentine's date, give you some gift ideas for new couples, long term couples and virtual dates. Find out what Victoria's husband got her last year for Valentine's day and do you have to ask your partner to be your Valentine?
2021-02-12
27 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for social media
How many hours a day are you on social media? Victoria is on it for 3+ hours a day!! Whether you're obsessed with it , curious about it or want to improve your social media skills, Jamie and Victoria will prepare you for everything you need to know. From how to use the different platforms, the pros and cons of social media, new apps you are gonna wanna check out and Jamie joins TikTok on the show to see what all the hype is about.
2021-02-05
31 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for RuPauls' Drag Race
Shantay you slay!! Jamie and Victoria break down everything you need to know about the hit show; how the works, drag herstory, drag terminology and Victoria tests Jamie's drag knowledge!
2021-01-21
18 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for owning a cat
The cat's out of the bag! We're talking everything you need to know before getting a cat: the most popular breeds, common misconceptions, the top things most cat owners have done, and a certain jingle that's going to get stuck in your head all over again! And find out if Jamie really is a crazy cat lady after all!
2021-01-14
19 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for buying a car
It's one of the biggest purchases of your life, do you know what you should do beforehand? Jamie and Victoria give you the ins and outs of buying a car, new or used, from a dealership or private party. You'll hear some car horror stories, the most and least popular car colors and the very unorthodox way that Victoria got her first car!!
2021-01-07
33 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for NYE
Are you ready to say goodbye to 2020? If you're going to make any resolutions, Jamie and Victoria give you some tips on sticking to them, advice on how to enjoy NYE during a pandemic and find out what Victoria's goal is for 2021!
2020-12-31
24 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for saving money
Money comes and money goes, but wouldn't it be nice to have more of it?! Especially after 2020... Jamie and Victoria give you every money saving tip they know, from budgeting, the 50/20/30 rule, the 30 day rule, how to get a bunch of free stuff from stores, and Jamie shares where he got his inspiration to save money!
2020-12-24
16 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for living in a small town
Say goodbye to the big city, and hello to small town life! Jamie and Victoria cover everything you need to know about living in a small town. The pros and cons, activities you can do, the power of the community and Victoria reveals if she truly loves her small town life .
2020-12-17
21 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for Christmas
We're ending 2020 with a Covid Christmas!! When do you put up your tree? Handling Christmas during a pandemic, and what is the BEST Christmas cookie? Plus who do you think has more Christmas spirit, Jamie or Victoria?
2020-12-10
22 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for moving out
Are you ready to pack up and move on your own? It can be scary, but we got you covered! Jamie and Victoria talk about their first experience moving out, the pros and cons of hiring movers or doing it on your own, helpful tips before you move in, and things you need to know before signing a lease!
2020-12-03
23 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for winter
Winter is here unfortunately, are you ready for it? Jamie and Victoria dive into helping you prepare your car, your body, mind and the BEST advice for how deal with the cold months ahead of us!
2020-11-26
17 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for dating in a pandemic
Everybody needs a little lovin', even in a pandemic right? Jamie and Victoria discuss how to date during a pandemic, first date ideas, navigating the first kiss and glory holes!!
2020-11-19
14 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing for owning a dog
Jamie and Victoria tackle what you need to know before owning a dog including the most popular breeds, whether you need pet insurance and adopting a dog vs getting one from a breeder!
2020-11-12
15 min
Almost Prepared
Preparing to take a road trip
Jamie and Victoria discuss preparing to take a road trip during the pandemic. Things you need to think of in advance, what snacks to bring, snacks to avoid and how to stay safe!
2020-11-05
19 min