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Janea Garner & Elisa Suarez
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episode 25 - empire records
This week, Elisa and Janea discuss the 1995 cult favorite Empire Records, in addition to topics such as improv comedy, the Met Gala, and classical Spotify playlists.
2021-09-14
1h 14
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episode 24 - little shop of horrors
In this episode, Elisa and Janea experience technical difficulties while trying to decipher the 80s musical Little Shop of Horrors. Other topics discussed include iconic purple suits, taking charge of finances, and epistolary essays.
2021-09-07
1h 28
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episode 23 - wet hot american summer
We close the warmer months by trying and failing to rationalize Elisa's favorite movie of all time, Wet Hot American Summer. We also discuss Amy Poehler's teeth, American Crime Story: Impeachment, and potential regrettable tattoo choices.
2021-08-24
1h 25
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episode 22 - wine country
Janea and Elisa are back together again this week THANK GOD, and they're discussing the 2019 comedy Wine Country. Other topics include college move-in weekend, Applebee's desserts, and The White Lotus.
2021-08-17
1h 27
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episode 21 - luca [solo edition pt 2!]
This week, Elisa flies solo as Janea performs in her local theater company's 24 hour musical. Elisa rambles for too long on topics like Jake Gyllenhaal's bathing habits, why only certain Disney characters have accents, and her obsession with Molly Parker.
2021-08-10
1h 00
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episode 20 - gunpowder milkshake [solo edition!]
Well besties, this week is a bit different. Due to our schedules being waaaaay more hectic than usual we will be delivering two SOLO episodes for the next two weeks. This episode is Janea's solo episode where she had the pleasure of watching Gunpowder Milkshake. As chaotic as this review was, she (me) made some great points besties. (and if you don't agree with me, you can argue with the wall. The ice cream truck returned...but we got through it. Anyways moral of the story: if you're gonna be an assassin, be a sexy one.
2021-08-03
52 min
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episode 19 - my neighbor totoro
In this episode, we discuss Janea's first Studio Ghibli film, My Neighbor Totoro. We also explore bras, Twilight, and establish that we are both definitely not working in soundproof recording studios.
2021-07-27
1h 25
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episode 18 - meet the browns
This week, we took some creative liberties and watched a Tyler Perry stage play from Janea's childhood. We also get into inhospitable people from North Carolina, cheating and forgiveness, and gospel singing.
2021-07-20
1h 33
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episode 17 - marie antoinette
This week we discuss Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette. We also discuss Elisa's ant problems, Janea's car problems, and our multitude of problems with the plot of Criminal Minds. Also, sorry about Elisa's audio quality, we promise we're getting it fixed ASAP!
2021-07-13
1h 39
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episode 16 - wild oats
In this episode, we watch Wild Oats, another very on brand Janea favorite. We also THANK THE HEAVENS that Janea is safe and sound, discuss the scandalous trash that is Sex/Life, and explore the merits of building one's credit.
2021-07-06
1h 22
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episode 15 - cruel intentions
We talk all things melodramatic 90's teen sex film in this week's episode, in addition to heat waves, silver linings, and loafers.
2021-06-29
1h 39
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episode 14 - robots
In this episode, we watch the 2005 film Robots, a childhood favorite of Janea's. We also discuss the failures of capitalism, season 2 of Avatar the Last Airbender, and Dixie Carter's iconic role on Designing Women.
2021-06-22
1h 31
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episode 13 - ingrid goes west
In this episode, we welcome our very first guest, Emma! We discuss one of her favs, Ingrid Goes West, as well as talking about the dangers of stan-dom, Kate Winslet's rather large feet, and how Aubrey Plaza is the perfect mix of creepy and funny.
2021-06-15
1h 34
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episode 12 - ella enchanted
This week, we discuss an Elisa childhood fave, Ella Enchanted. We also discuss Janea's crazy dreams, how Seaspiracy was a terrible name for a documentary, and the importance of Waffle House to our society.
2021-06-08
1h 27
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episode 11 - 9 to 5
Back to our regularly scheduled programming, this week we discuss 9-5, one of Janea's top three favorite movies. We also get into unpacking subconscious gender biases, Elisa's childhood obsession with Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre, and research what you call people from The Netherlands.
2021-06-01
1h 31
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internet besties finals mini-sode
It is finals week besties and we didn't want to leave you hanging, so here is a special edition mini-sode all about the early iconic television work of our most favorite bestie miss sarah catharine paulson. this was actually done in video format and can be found on youtube if that's your cup of tea but we've got your back if you just want a podcast too! hope you enjoy and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming shortly.
2021-05-25
37 min
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episode 10 - the life aquatic with steve zissou
In this episode, we discuss Janea’s first Wes Anderson film, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. We also discuss Janea’s prior history as an ensemble cast member in Annie, how Angelica Huston pronounces her name, and our obsession with the fact that Sarah Paulson listens to Indigo Girls.
2021-05-18
1h 22
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episode 9 - dreamgirls
This week, we continued on the music-based film train and discussed the 2006 musical-drama Dreamgirls. We start rather unhinged (as usual) but work our way through the film and even do a bit of serenading. This episode features conversations about Elisa's pending fame era, first dates, and a very enjoyable and insightful conversation about schizophrenia. Also, shoutout to Brittany for being a genius and suggesting we post the tiles we'll be watching before the actual show!
2021-05-11
1h 36
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episode 8 - almost famous
This week, we discuss the incredible 70's rock music comedy-drama Almost Famous. In addition, we lament the fact that Stillwater is not a real band, explore Elisa's attraction to Dave from Alvin in the Chipmunks, and go on the record to say that neither of us has ever done cocaine!!!!!!
2021-05-04
1h 39
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episode 7 - john tucker must die
On episode 7, Janea shows Elisa the 2006 teen rom-com John Tucker Must Die, which Elisa thinks stole its plot from Mean Girls. Other topics discussed include misleading titles, the fact that we're recording literally during the Oscars, and how people of all genders are conditioned by the male gaze.
2021-04-27
1h 31
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episode 6 - aquamarine
This week, we discuss one of Elisa's childhood favorites, Aquamarine (2006). We also remark on how this role was Emma Roberts' greatest career performance, how The Bee Gees have been co-opted for TikTok, and somehow end up talking a lot about animals.
2021-04-20
1h 34
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episode 5 - deadly illusions
We take a break from our regularly scheduled programming to review "Deadly Illusions," a pile of hot garbage released on Netflix last month, which we struggle to make sense of in any way. We also discuss actors that play villains a little too convincingly, whether dissociative identity disorder is genetic, and our obsession with the forgotten 1999 TV show Jack & Jill.
2021-04-13
1h 35
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episode 4 - superbad
In this episode, Elisa tries to recover from two weeks ago by picking one of her favorite comedies, Superbad (2007). Other topics discussed are SAG card name changes, that weird thing where white actresses continue to be cast as Asian women (???), and the fact that Janea listens to Christmas music year-round.
2021-04-06
1h 34
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episode 3 - steel magnolias
On episode 3, we discuss one of Janea's all-time faves, the 1989 classic "Steel Magnolias." We also talk about the first plays we ever saw as children, how Elisa used to be basically neighbors with Julia Roberts, and bid farewell to the late, great Jessica Walter.
2021-03-30
1h 32
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episode 2 - the diary of a teenage girl
On episode two, we talk about the 2015 film “The Diary of a Teenage Girl,” and Elisa realizes she picked kind of a downer. We also discuss Ally McBeal and her dancing baby, iconic Kristen Wiig SNL skits, and Christopher Meloni’s Jesus tattoo.
2021-03-23
1h 35
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episode 1 - death becomes her
On our first episode, we discuss the legendary 1992 film "Death Becomes Her," starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Bruce Willis, and Isabella Rossellini. We also talk about golf cart driving certifications, the fact that Haley Joel Osment is (thankfully) alive and well, and the question we're all asking ourselves: is Wyoming a real place?
2021-03-16
1h 34