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Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsJ. Bananas. s6. episode 4.April showers are the new STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast drop! The FREE feed, with no paywall, reliably HERE for you!! In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins’ had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz!Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECTION BELOW. (It will all soon make sense, and we re...2025-04-121h 14
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsI Love It When We're Cruisin' Together. s6. episode 3.Ahoy, mateys!Janie & Paul went on The JoCo Cruise!In this episode, Janie coughs a lot (sorry in advance), Paul does impressions of Joe Mantegna AND an annoying American tourist, and TOGETHER, the duo wax poetically about a very surreal and life-affirming experience they recently had on a nerd cruise! (While one of them is on steroids!)And more GREAT NEWS, big Farewell Frost sale this weekend at Kin Ship Goods (our podcast’s partner for merch) on four of our famous STAY F. HOMEKINS TEES. All 50% off! Do not sleep on the de...2025-03-151h 22
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsQuikDik™️. s6. episode 2.Hello,It’s us from STAY F. HOMEKINS, your married podcast couple with often funny, always free flowing conversation. Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025!In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for all the info.) And, together, they figure out standardizing graffiti. Enjo...2025-02-161h 09
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsThe Dumb Triad. s5. episode 12.Greetings to the STAY F. HOMEKINS Podcast Business Community!It’s us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!!First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours. Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn’t that cute and funny, and aren’t we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our cherished and appreciated subscribers, we are ch...2024-12-141h 13
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins*Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 1)Well, we toldja! It’s Janie & PFT, here. Your stalwart co-hosts of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod-verse. We are offering a surprise little spate of BONUS episodes where we metabolize the tenth season (this one WILL EVENTUALLY go to 11!) of the Bravo show SOUTHERN CHARM (appears on Bravo on Thursday nights then re-aired on Peacock on Friday nights!)We are a little late to the FIRST episode since we decided to offer this bonus run as a lifeline to trying to CONSUME LESS DOOM so here is our FREE first episode to entice you and as...2024-12-111h 01
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWell THAT Just Happened. s5. episode 11.Hello, listener. This is the newest episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, free to all subscribers. Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America’s journey. Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping strategies and mental health bolstering. No matter what, we...2024-11-091h 25
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsIntourney. s5. episode 10.It’s the October FREE episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Thank you for listening and hope you are enjoying our humble content offerings, in a world of a lot of pods and stacks! In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren’t related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET! Sound off in the comment section below. It’s been a chal...2024-10-121h 19
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsUnknown Solids. s5. episode 9.Hello all listeners to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience. Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He’s jet-lagged, but he’s After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us. In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone know...2024-09-171h 26
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWatch-along: Escape From New York (1981) *bonus content*This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders. Please enjoy the fun by...2024-08-1601 min
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsCaligula DURRRR. s5. episode 7.This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!)In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj! Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT’s busy to...2024-07-121h 30
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. Reunion pt. 2)Hiya’ folks!We are about to land this plane! The second VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION SHOW has aired, and just like always, Janie & PFT got your back this season and REACT to the episode. Schwarz tells us about his new girlfriend LOUDLY right next to Joseph, Lala gets mad at the universe and Andy really focuses on the pets! We get into it all. Full discloj. We have had a few Wednesday weekend waters EARLY and we go off topic a LOT into some crazy zones and we are apologetic now about being insane pe...2024-05-231h 06
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsPOPCORN?! s5. episode 5.It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination???Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y’all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting a hot little subscription to our bonus ‘tent. And, love, us!JHT & PFT!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompki...2024-05-121h 25
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsComedy on Other Planets. s5. episode 4.This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS. We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins br...2024-04-151h 33
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsHot Wudder. s5. episode 2.It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!xo, Janie & PFT(For anyone new to our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, WELCOME. We have official HIGH quality merchandise at th...2024-02-101h 29
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsPaul & Janie discuss Vanderpump Rules, S11 episode 2This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started. Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…2024-02-0801 min
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsJanie & PFT's podcast recaps of VANDERPUMP RULES (+ surprise guest!)This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello!VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!And you will be able...2024-01-3100 min
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWatch-along:MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET *bonus (free for the holidays) content*The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong! Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners. We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! This movie holds UP. No notes!If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus...2023-12-141h 43
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsIncandescent Rage. S4. episode 12.Well, hello, everybody! It’s the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We’ve got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation. We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here! Get your love on and...2023-12-091h 35
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsStruggling, lol! S4. episode 10.This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us (yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time. The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY. We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free, ad-supported episode and anyone can chime in! How are YOU getting through this month? And how can we...2023-10-141h 13
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsRust Cunk. S4. episode 9.It’s the September episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! In our latest episode, we discuss our worst nightmare and greatest feelings of accomplishment? What a ride! PFT tests out some Sicilian accents, Janie tests out a Ted Talk and TOGETHER the two discover a type of humor they tend to shy away from?THANK YOU for listening and hanging in there with us! Please subscribe to our Weekend Water substack publication to NEVER MISS A BEAT!Be well and be sane. The Haddad Tompkins(our OFFICIAL podcast me...2023-09-091h 32
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsIt Puts the Lotion in Your Basket. S4. episode 8.The duo come at ya from South Carolina! A quick getaway from the hot strike lines yields some observations about sunscreen, beach going and reality shows! PFT names Janie’s new business and Janie gets Paul into a new guilty pleasure!Thank you for being with us. We really appreciate every single listener and supporter of our pods and updates, this community means so much to us! Be safe and strong and MORE SOOOOONNN!!There is always wonderful STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast merchandise from the wonderful Dan and Hillary at Kin Ship Goods to brighten yo...2023-08-121h 18
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsNew York City, the Fifth Agreement. s4. episode 6.Join us for the JUNE 2023 episode of Stay F. Homekins! If you are NEW to ALL THIS, it is Janie & Paul’s monthly after dinner conversation in a free as a bird podcast form! Subscribe and listen wherever you get your podcasts. Together, they explore the Rosetta Stone…of LOVE? Muse over some of history’s most notable scatting moments and dish on the And Just Like That TEA. Of course, we encourage you to subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack (if you are seeing this in your email inbox, already, THANK YOU for subscribing!) It is...2023-06-101h 07
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsThis One's For Carl. s4. episode 5.Paul & Janie fight the MAN. Well, help to fight the “man,” who are just 12 outta touch white dude gazillionaires, essentially. Janie adopts spy craft. While PFT gets convinced to also adopt spy craft. Together the two deliver a powerhouse Spring episode through fatigue! Thank you, STAY F. HOMEKINSERS for sticking with us and please subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to be a part of the conversation on this episode.And, as always, find our official podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com Love y’all/youse. This is a public episode. If you'd...2023-05-131h 20
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsCarrie Underworld. S4. episode 4.The duo take on modern country. Paul learns stage combat while Janie waxes poetic about rapiers. Together, the dynamic duo take on their after dinner conversation in a haze of April exhaustion! Join them and only say nice things WEEKEND WATER substack comments. As always, great podcast merchandise is available at www.kindshipgoods.com. Check out PFT live in VARIETOPIA this year, if he is in a city near you. Hydrate and spread love!Love,Janie & PFT*subscribe to our substack at weekendwater.substack.com where the community COMMUNES 2023-04-151h 30
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsFievelWise. s4. episode 3.It's 2023 Oscar season with the Homekins! PFT gets his sea legs with Trekkies. Janie solves a double homicide. Together, the two try to seduce you to enter their WEEKEND WATER substack community. Either way, it’s the March episode with lots of fun and laughter and podcasticles!www.kinshipgoods.com continues to have the official podcast merch. GET YOURS. I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE (We instructed ChatGPT to generate an AI description, and it came up with this creepy and inaccurate blurb):The STAY F. HOMEKINS co...2023-03-111h 38
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsTeddy D. s4. episode 1Welcome to episode one of season FOUR of your favorite conversation podcast, hosted by Janie & Paul! The two discuss modern monuments! Paul finds humor in his legacy. Janie wonders about self aware assholes. Either way, they gab AWAY! Love y'all and Happy New Year!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta@S...2023-01-141h 24
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWatch-along: THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) *bonus content*WHAT DAY IS IT?? A holiday watchalong for 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching this cute Christmas film, that you can ALSO watch along with them while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. It's not easy being green OR being Bob Cratchit! Kermit delivers a sincere performance in this puppet driven take on the Dickens classic! Janie & Paul experience the adventures of Michael Caine's Scrooge and give it five SOLID Humbugs! Get your hot weekend water of choice ready and go...2022-12-221h 27
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsToo Tight Fellini Mask. s3. episode 11.It's November with the Homekins! They drop this month's episode with more Hollywood heartbreak and fun insights. Paul might be secretly taping Janie and Janie is turning it into a hit yacht rock song. In addition, the duo MIGHT be racist about actors reenacting real people. Tune in to find out!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter 2022-11-121h 25
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWatch-along: HELLRAISER (1987) *bonus content*It's the third SPOOKY watch-a-long of October 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching a creepy movie, that you can ALSO watch while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. Ya know how you unleash hell from special boxes when you're seeking the ultimate pleasure-pain experience? Boy THIS movie sure does! In addition, there's the fresh hell of the worst marriage ever depicted on screen! It's got it ALL! Raise a glass of whatever your Weekend Water of choice is to raise some...2022-10-211h 35
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsWhat Would You Do about What Would You Do? s3. episode8.The duo have you covered for AUGUST! Beat the heat by listening to Janie and Paul magically upload their latest episode while PFT is touring the country this month with Comedy Bang! Bang! Janie and Paul posit some fun ethics questions on this latest one and are a hunk'a burnin' love in their after dinner conversation! The ABSOLUTE best merchandise in the podcast game is still available at www.kinshipgoods.com and please stay hydrated. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin S...2022-08-131h 21
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsPennies from Homekins. s3. episode 5.Janie & Paul solve currency. The two battle negative thoughts by doing a deep dive on the Vince Gilligan-verse! Stay strong, everyone, things are TOUGH. Do not forget to get cozy podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com. At least be comfortable for the CHALLENGE OF TODAY. We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn Insta2022-05-141h 21
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsNut Ass News. s3. episode 4.Join Janie & PFT for the first heat wave of 2022. Paul & Janie are out of sorts, a little opinionated and they take a big swerve to Showbusiness Corner! Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for their amazing official podcast merchandise! We love you, and we are at stayfhomekins.com We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekinsOn I...2022-04-091h 27
Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. TompkinsRun It Through The Washing Machine. s3. ep3.Welcome to March! The duo are back after dinner. Janie reveals the dark underbelly of Hollywood, while Paul enjoys his minor influencer status. And the two try to keep moving through all the sad! We love you, check out www.kinshipgoods.com for our merchandise and great products!We have an online shop FULL of official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise, It is constantly updated by our beloved collaborators at Kin Ship Goods - to be found here: https://kinshipgoods.com/search?type=product&q=Stay%20F.%20Homekins*Follow us on Twitter @StayFHomekins2022-03-121h 21