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Guess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 115: Mediocre Band ContentKate introduces Janine to a plethora of mediocre band content produced through MTV's Making the Band, starting with the catchy song Damaged by Danity Kane. DK: a voice for all women... and a music video that some might say is our generation's Citizen Kane. (Note: no one but the trash hosts of GWYGH would say something like that.)
Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us on all socials @HatePodcast and at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. (Hi, Kate's Mom!) Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2023-08-0423 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 114: Horse-Operated Motor VehicleWhat's more American than crackin' open a cold one with your horse? Janine forces Kate to listen to Toby Keith's "Beer For My Horses" as we barely scratch the surface of 2000s country music trash.
Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us on all socials @HatePodcast and at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. (Hi, Kate's Mom!) Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2023-07-1017 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 113: Thirty, Trashy, and ThrivingSo we just found out that you guys apparently weren't getting our episodes for the last two years? Weird. We really thought that the Podcrust dot ru dot biz was a legit website. And since our digital currency Trashcoin didn't take off, we're back, baby.
To celebrate a new decade of life, Kate and Janine revisit a rom-com classic: 13 Going on 30 (2004), starring Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo.
Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout our radio silence. We recently donated the funds in our Patreon account to The Trevor Project to support LGBTQ+ youth. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in...
2023-06-2145 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 112: Burger King Gay MoneyContinuing our Pride Month celebration, Kate and Janine revisit a problematic yet iconic moment of the 2000s: "bisexual" dating show A Shot at Love featuring Tila Tequila.
Thank you for supporting GWYGH at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2021-06-1132 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 111: Wild West of WebcomicsBack in the 2000s, webcomics were one of the few places where artists could tell the stories that traditional comics wouldn't publish... for better or for worse. Moss from Queerly Yours joins Janine for the first episode to celebrate Pride Month this year as they wax nostalgic about early LGBTQ+ webcomics.
You can find Moss and their podcast Queerly Yours at www.queerlyyourspodcast.com as well as beatingthebinary.itch.io/ for their personal projects.
Thank you for supporting GWYGH despite a spotty publishing record this year as Janine transitions to a new schedule. You can support us at Patreon.com...
2021-06-0434 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 110: Potential Haunted DollYou know how you're officially old? When your childhood nostalgia has been kicked to the curb in favor of the next decade. As 2000s nostalgia starts to rise, certain musicians from the era have their second wind. Aly and Aj's Potential Breakup Song (2007) has come to new life with a TikTok trend, resulting in an updated version with curse words that will even be released on vinyl.
But as Kate and Janine can never focus on one topic for long, they also cover the bands that made them emo, haunted dolls, and childhood tv shows.
Thank you so much to...
2021-02-0328 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 108: Garbage BellsGarbage bells, podcast smells, Janine laid an egg! Kate-mo-bile lost a wheel and this description got away, hey!
Or... something like that.
Kate and Janine keep getting sucked back into the 90s, but that's okay, because where would the 2000s be without pervasive 90s nostalgia? After all, we're always wondering why things were so much better 5-10 years ago. Nostalgia stay goggles firmly on, kids!
This episode is more freestyle than some of our usual episodes, but we touch on topics such as pop-punk and sexy Grinch.
The holidays are coming, and if you want some sweet GWYGH merch, check...
2020-12-1625 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 107: Club TrashBack in October, Brian from The Blood Buddies invited Janine to watch one of their favorite slasher comedy flicks: Club Dread (2004). How exactly does a film with a budget of of $8.6 million only gross $7.6 million at the box office? Listen and find out!
You can find Brian's podcast The Blood Buddies wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Check out the website www.bloodbuddies.com for more info! Be sure to check out their band The Plastic Flamingos! https://www.facebook.com/PlasticFlamingosNC/
Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome...
2020-11-2043 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 106: Trash BasketIf you've gone back to comfort shows or hobbies from your childhood to deal with quarantine, you're not alone. Kate and Janine discuss their old favorite anime and manga Fruits Basket, created by Natsuki Takaya.
Thank you all so much for your support. We had a brief hiatus due to moving, a broken microphone, and of course, the crushing pandemic that surrounds us all. We couldn't have made it through without you. If you'd like to support our content, find us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast.
Our awesome theme song was written by the very talented Paul Ryberg of The Minute...
2020-10-3029 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 105: Horse CycleIf you or a loved one was forced to watch the horse birth scene in Spirit (2002), you may be entitled to emotional compensation. Or, at the very least, emotional commiseration with Kate and Janine as they revisit the classic animated horse film and its impact on horse girl culture of the 2000s.
Thank you to all of our Patrons for all their support! We now have a new editor. Please join us in welcoming Taylor Killian to the GWYGH crew! Shout out to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song. Be sure to check out his podcasts The Minute Pod...
2020-08-0729 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 104: Cartoon Fever DreamImagine that you're a kid back in the early 2000s. You've told your mom you're sick and you have to stay home from school, but this time you're not lying. Your stomach is in twists as you lay in agony across the couch, dazed as the tv channels flicker before you. Through the haze of it all, you hear a jingle telling you that you are now alone in the world, with a little CatDog. You fumble past the half-eaten sleeve of saltines to get the remote, but it's too late... the fever dream has begun. How did they even...
2020-07-0825 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 103: Statement BeltIn celebration of the upcoming holiday, Kate and Janine discuss Firework by Katy Perry as well as questionable 2000s fashion belts, fandom names, and slip'n'slides.
Thank you so much for all your support! You can find us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast. A big shoutout to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2020-07-0118 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 102: College for DogsWho do you call for pizza delivery on the bottom of the ocean? Why, the Krusty Krab of course! Kate and Janine discuss the smash-hit episode "Pizza Delivery," along with their own food delivery misadventures.
Thank you so much to all of our awesome Patrons. We're hoping to get back to creating content more regularly! You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Check out podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing to support the creator of our awesome theme song, Paul Ryberg!
2020-06-2022 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 101: Constitutional SupercrimesWeeks ago, Darrell had an idea for a GWYGH episode: two movies, two comedians, two presidential elections. He gave Janine the choice of either Man of the Year (2006) starring Robin Williams or Head of State (2003) starring Chris Rock. After getting Kate's expert opinion, they choose a movie and dive right in. Be sure to stick around for an extra-special crime selection.
Thank you so much to all of our awesome Patrons. You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Check out podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing to support the creator of our awesome theme song, Paul Ryberg!
2020-05-0633 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 100: Very Bold ClaimWe can hardly believe it. A hundred episodes of our trash content, listened to by our beloved audience! Kate and Janine reflect on the movie reviews and minisodes they've completed over the years. We both want to thank our listeners for all their support and downloads... we wouldn't be able to do this without you!
Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast! Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.
2020-04-1531 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 099: Tougher Than RatsYou heard it here first folks: Kate is officially tougher than rats. It's a good thing, too -- you need to be tough to get through the upcoming social isolation, but thankfully we can get through this together... as long as we have the new Animal Crossing game! Janine and Kate reminisce about old animal crossing, how mean villagers used to be, and their perfect animal crossing themed crime.
Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song! Did you know our theme is about 20 seconds long, meaning you can...
2020-03-2024 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 098: Peaches and DaisiesHappy Valentine's Day from your favorite trashy broads! Janine discusses an album she can no longer enjoy after a bad breakup: Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! (2006) from Hellogoodbye. Really, though, she should have seen the breakup coming from a mile away, considering it was developed on the sketchy early internet dating site eSPIN the Bottle.
Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2020-02-1428 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 097: What a Trash WantsTo celebrate her birthday, Janine asks Kate to watch one of her favorite movies from childhood: What a Girl Wants (2003), starring Colin Firth and Amanda Bynes.
Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2020-02-0123 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 096: Such Great TrashWelcome to 2020! A year for reflection. What better way to kick it off than to listen to an episode of your favorite trashy nostalgia podcast? Kate and Janine discuss the first albums they bought on vinyl, Record Store Day, and obsolete 2000s media such as the DataPlay disc.
Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2020-01-0815 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 095: I Love BreadMerry Trashmas from your favorite trash content producers, Kate and Janine! We discuss The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins for the final day of Trashmas. Thanks for sticking with us through this series and see you in 2020!
Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Big shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and the Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.
2019-12-2513 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 092: So Much WrongVampires or werewolves -- a tale as old as time. Or, well, as old as 2008. Zoe from Tea & Strumpets joins Janine to discuss Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga-- especially the disappointment upon reading about the unfortunately named baby.
Find Tea & Strumpets wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts and on social media @tnstrumpets! https://www.romancepod.com/ Support us at Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-12-2221 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 090: Voice of an AngelSufjan Stevens should consider selling his likeness for a a small, lifelike topper for your Christmas tree that's not an angel per se, but definitely sounds like one. Kate and Janine discuss his album Seven Swans (2004).
Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.
2019-12-2009 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 089: Inherently Not CoolKate and Janine are just rolling by to drop off the newest installment of the Trashmas series: Heelys, the secret-wheeled tennis shoe sensation of the 2000s.
Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-12-2014 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 087: Strange CollaborationI'm so glad you're here! The world is ending and we only have FOUR MINUTES to do something about it! Janine and Kate discuss Madonna and Timberlake's collaboration Four Minutes (2008) for day 4 of the Trashmas series.
Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-12-1711 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 085: Hot and Healthy New YearOn the second day of Trashmas... Kate and Janine discuss classic 2000s icons: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, including a brief mention of Paris Hilton's 2008 holiday mobile postcards.
Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-12-1512 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 084: First Day of TrashmasSomeBODY once told me you were missing out on trash content! Enjoy the first of our 12-part Days of Trashmas series, made possible by our Patreon supporters. Janine and Darrell talk about Shrek the Halls (2007), a Shrek holiday special.
Find us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for our theme song! Listen to his podcasts The Minute Pod or Plug-in Missing wherever you find your favorite pods.
2019-12-1414 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 081: Only Good IdeaDeath is back and angrier than ever — but thankfully his premonitions conveniently fit on an SD Card. Janine and Kate discuss Final Destination 3 (2006), wherein Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead, our queen) is able to predict the deaths of her doomed classmates via bad digital photography.
Welcome to our newest patron, Trisha! Support us on Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get access to exclusive content. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcasts Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.
2019-10-2326 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 080: Go to Jail ForeverThanks so much to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. Consider supporting us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get exclusive rewards, such as Janine’s movie notes or a sticker from us!
2019-10-0231 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 079: Primary Research, BabyTo celebrate the 2019 Emmys, Kate and Janine naturally critique the supposed best-dressed celebrities who attended the 2009 Emmys. All these gorgeous ladies had beautiful gowns, but why wouldn't two mediocre podcast trash queens have the right to critique celebrity fashion ten years later?
All credit for the original list goes to the Susan Cernek article on Glamour 9/20/2009 of best dressed celebrities.
Many thanks to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.
2019-09-2530 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 078: Hot MessDid you know that the hit song Mr. Brightside by The Killers has stayed on the Top 100 charts in the UK since its release in 2004? Kate and Janine revisit the band's debut album Hot Fuss (2004), including creating the definitive ranking of songs from Bop Lite to Bopgasm. Don't miss another installment of Janine's embarrassing middle school memories!
Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our theme song! Consider supporting us on Patreon for exclusive content.
2019-09-1930 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 077: Literally Just CuteIt's trash pick-up day! Come get your content: (500) Days of Summer (2009), starring Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, two of the cutest quirky actors you probably had crushes on back in high school. Kate and Janine, happy to be back together for the first time in months, discuss the film, Marc Webb's filmography, upcoming live action remakes of classic cartoons, and our thoughts on features that go straight to streaming.
Patrons get exclusive access to Janine's movie notes. Become a patron at Patreon.com/hatepodcast !
Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.
2019-09-0424 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 076: Top H8For the final microsode, Kate and Janine touch on a topic they've honestly avoided for too long: MySpace. Yes, we all remember the embarrassing notes and high angle photos and we won't let you forget. Sorry!
Guess what? Your favorite trash content is coming back into style... After this final microsode, we'll go back to our usual podcast schedule! Tell your friends!
Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme!
2019-08-2611 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, EP. 075: Brain FreezeContinuing the microsode saga, Janine and Kate discuss the electro-pop indie band Freezepop, known for the song "I Am Not Your Gameboy" and "Boys on Film". Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-07-1710 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 074: Cheaters Always ProsperThis week, Kate and Janine discuss the Gamecube for 7.5 minutes. What's more fitting for a microsode than an episode dedicated to those little discs that made our favorite, oft-neglected game system work?
Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-07-0321 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 073: Earn the ChorusJanine is going to be out of the country for the summer, so instead of sacrificing the trash for our lovely listeners, we have decided to do a series of micro-sodes, where we only have 7 1/2 minutes to talk about a topic of our choosing. Appropriately, the first topic is Hit-Clips, a digital audio player of the early 2000s that only played small clips from your favorite songs.
Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme! Consider supporting us on Patreon: Patreon.com/hatepodcast.
2019-06-1910 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 072: Beamed EarwormsJanine was just minding her own business when a song so rudely entered her brain and then refused to leave: Uncle Kracker's Follow Me (2000), which has an utterly nonsensical music video that Kate hates.
If you have any suggestions for our upcoming episodes, please let us know @hatepodcast on Twitter! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our great theme song.
2019-06-1215 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 071: Thanks for the BeanWe have been on a bit of a hiatus and we know you missed us -- but it was for a good reason! Janine went up to Chicago to visit Kate for a few days and they got up to a lot of fun things. Seeing Janine's favorite movie BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) was a very special treat -- and the topic of this episode. Happy pride month to all of you! We love you!
Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing for our awesome theme song.
2019-06-0319 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 069.5: Bracelet BylawsNo matter what decade it is, parents will always be scared and confused by the weird trends of their children and often come up with bizarre explanations for their behavior, sometimes even banning toys, fashion, or media because of its supposed connotations. One such moral panic was the jelly bracelet of the early 2000s, known by some concerned parents and news outlets as "sex bracelets." Janine and Kate discuss a variety of bracelet trends from the 2000s as well as their experiences with sex ed.
Thanks to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song! Listen to his podcasts, The Minute...
2019-05-1517 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 069: Squirtle SunglassesRevving up for Detective Pikachu (2019) this weekend, Kate and Janine dip into the late 90s to discuss their favorite Pokemon movies, games, and starters.
Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!
2019-05-0819 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 034: Autotune the PodNote: There is no autotuning in this podcast. We cannot autotune. We can, however, celebrate autotune and its impact on our meme culture! Janine and her cohost (the meme master herself, Kate) discuss AutoTune the News, the Bedroom Intruder Song, and future potential graduate degrees.
Thank you to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. We have a Patreon! Find us at patreon.com/hatepodcast
2019-05-0118 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 034: Body as an AssetFor the final discussion on Shallow Hal (2001), Janine speaks to Ivy Snitzer, the woman who played the plus-size body double for Gwyneth Paltrow in the film as well as to Maggie McGill, a queer plus-size fashion blogger. Ivy shares her experiences on set and her role in the movie. Later on, as Maggie McGill joins the discussion, we all share our thoughts on the representation of plus-size people in the film and how, ultimately, things could have been a lot worse.
You can find Maggie McGill on Instagram @maggiemcgills and on Youtube at the following link: http://youtube.com/maggiemcgill...
2019-04-1754 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 033: Active AvoidanceFor the first part of Janine's examination of Shallow Hal (2001), she speaks with Amanda Iman of Amanda's Picture Show A Go Go. Though Janine watched this film as a young, misguided chubby kid, Amanda avoided watching it because she was put off by its trailer. We peel back the complicated layers of a simplistic comedy and lay the ground work for next week's more in-depth episode which will feature a special voice from the cast of the film to give us more insight on Shallow Hal and whether or not it has a positive message.
You can find Amanda's Picture...
2019-04-1020 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 032: My Beard is FantasticKate and Janine discuss what was everyone's favorite hospital comedy television show: Scrubs! Listen to our glowing review: not the worst thing on TV. In fact, pretty good for 2007.
We now have a Patreon! We'd love your support: patreon.com/hatepodcast. Get exclusive content such as movie notes, letters, and even bonus content!
Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.
2019-03-2725 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 031: Bad At LivingWhat do you do when you've amassed mostly useless knowledge of a decade of pop culture? Wipe the board at 2000s trivia, of course! Janine and Kate play a 2000s trivia card game and, once they get frustrated with it, have fun creating their own questions.
Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing for our amazing theme song. We've started a Patreon! We would love it if you'd support us! You can find us at patreon.com/hatepodcast.
2019-03-2026 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 030: Mii Eye HurtsIf you played video games in the 2000s, chances are you suffered from a Wiimote-related injury. Kate and Janine detail their Wii injuries (or Wiinjuries, if you will) as well as Kate's Wii championship title.
Thanks as always to Paul Ryberg for our theme song. Check out his podcasts, Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing!
2019-03-0615 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 033: Apologies to 2006Janine usually takes any excuse to bash 2006, but she recently watched an actual good movie and wanted to apologize. Kate, however, refuses to apologize for anything, noting that good movies do not make good podcast episodes. We discuss some of the good movies from 2006 in one fell swoop.
2019-02-2723 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 029: Technically Proficient, Mostly TerribleRemember Glee? Neither of us do, but we remember the way it permeated society and then seemingly disappeared overnight. We remember being forced to listen to bad covers on the radio. Kate and Janine complain about Glee, bad covers of good songs, and talent contest shows.
2019-02-2021 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 032: Valentine ViolenceEven if you're having the worst Valentine's day ever, at least you're not being chased by a pickaxe murder, right? Doyin from Pour Life Decision joins Janine to celebrate February 14th by watching My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009), a slasher film so weak it hides behind its 3-D effects and hopes you will forgive it for a weak plot and bad acting. But when you're watching a 3-D movie on a 2-D screen at home, you cut right to the bloody heart in a box of chocolates: squishy, overdramatic, and certainly a waste of perfectly good sweets.
You can find Pour...
2019-02-1437 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 028: Gyrating on ScreenKate once developed a fixation on the music video for Lady Marmalade (2001), so of course she had to discuss it with Janine. A tie-in for the Moulin Rouge (2001) movie, this remake of the classic 1974 Labelle hit features the musical talents of Pink, Mya, Lil Kim, and Christina Aguilera.
2019-02-0615 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 31: Smooth, RXKate and Janine both suffer from a cold this week, so they bring back a true documentary on what happens to the body when it's ill: Osmosis Jones (2001), a gross partly-animated film focusing on a white blood cell cop catching a villain virus before it kills his host.
Thank you to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcast, Plug-in Missing. Also, be sure to listen for a message from our friends in podcasting, Spoop Hour. Find both these great pods wherever you listen to your favorites!
2019-01-3042 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 027: Bling RingThe only thing Kate loves more than torturing Janine with bad 2000s media is true crime. In today’s minisode, she discusses the Bling Ring crimes, where a group of teenagers targeted and robbed celebrities’ houses and were later rewarded with reality television and a movie. Who says crime doesn’t pay?
Big thank you, as always, to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing for the amazing theme song. He’s the best! Check out their podcast at pluginmissing.com !
2019-01-2316 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 030: Baked Potato EarthJanine offers Kate the choice between two delightfully awful science fiction movies: The Core (2003) or Day After Tomorrow (2004), both movies wherein the Earth is trying to kill itself and intrepid scientists have to find a way to survive. Also, thinly veiled political criticism? The 2000s were weird.
Thanks to Paul Ryberg from Plug-In Missing for our incredibly catchy theme song!
2019-01-1635 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 026: Sleepy CornKate and Janine discuss facts about Chuck Norris. They're not worried about being called out about their veracity because Chuck Norris doesn't listen to podcasts. As soon as two white guys buy a microphone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Thanks to Paul Ryberg from Plug-in Missing for the awesome theme song!
2019-01-0915 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 025: Novelty New YearOof, last night was a trip, huh? But it was all worth it: it's 2019! Shake off your hangover by listening to Janine and Kate discuss decades of New Years' Glasses. Sponsored by: the cup of black coffee you're nursing right now!
Thanks to Paul Ryberg from Plug-in Missing for our theme song.
2019-01-0114 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 029: Murder, ActuallyChristmas is right around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than to murder-ize your favorite holiday romance? Liz and Josh from Bloody Date Night join Janine to tear into a beloved Christmas movie: Love Actually (2003). Clouded by a star-studded cast, this jam-packed collection of interwoven love stories is either a movie you defend passionately or hate fiercely. If you despise the film, you’ll appreciate our ranked list of the characters by how creepy they are . If you love the film, well, maybe you’ll get a chuckle out of our pitch for the horror remake of the film...
2018-12-1951 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 024: Dirt BeltHow do you get those designer shoes you've been eyeing but you can't afford? Simple: slap some dirt on your kid and send 'em off to the department store! If you don't give in to a child's demands, you're a heartless monster. Kate introduces Janine to a morbid, overwrought holiday song: Christmas Shoes by New Song.
2018-12-1217 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 028: Christmas Spirit ShortageKicking off December right, Kate offers Janine two fun Christmas movies from 2003 with wildly different vibes: Bad Santa or Elf.
Tell your friends about GWYGH! Guaranteed to be "lighthearted fun on a cracker," according to Kate's mom's wonderful review. We love you!
Thank you so much to Paul from Plug-in Missing for the amazing jingle featured in this episode!
2018-12-0537 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 023: Killer FruitHey, does anyone remember how to spell your favorite oblong yellow fruit? I think it goes . . . B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Get your spelling lesson with Gwen Stefani as Kate and Janine discuss the 2004 hit song, Hollaback Girl.
2018-11-2817 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 027: A Super Cool SkeletonKate and Janine celebrate the anniversary of Guess What You're Gonna Hate? by watching the movie that ought to be the tagline of our podcast: National Treasure (2004). We also discuss what treasures we'd hope to find as well as the future of National Treasure 3.
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2018-11-2135 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 022: Trash Content MissingHey kid! Do you like muffins? Then you're gonna love 2000s flash animation! Paul and John from Plug-In Missing join Janine to discuss some of the highlights of flash animation as well as what lead to its downfall.
You can find Plug-In Missing wherever you get your favorite podcasts and on social media @PlugInMissing !
2018-11-1418 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 026: Manic Pixie Hotdog GirlYou don't want podcasts... safe. You want a hot pod! Amity from The Latecomers joins Janine on this episode to discuss Sweet November (2001), a sluggish, 2-hour long maudlin movie filled with almost every single romantic trope possible... and also a surprisingly passionate defense of hotdogs. With absolutely zero chemistry between leads Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, Sweet November is a punishment of a film that is sure to ruin any beautiful autumnal day, should you choose to watch it!
You can find The Latecomers on iTunes or Stitcher, as well as on Twitter: @LatecomersPod!
2018-11-0747 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 025: Spiritually Transmitted DiseaseAnother spooky week of October means another spooky movie. Why not watch the Thai horror movie Shutter (2004) -- oh, what? You watched the US remake, Shutter (2008)? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Kate and Janine compare the two plots and discuss their survival plans if ghosts started showing up in their selfies.
2018-10-2426 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 020: No Vampires AllowedKate and Janine live off garlic so they are definitely not vampires. However, they can still appreciate the aesthetic of goths in coffins -- and what better way to do that than to watch the music video for Helena by My Chemical Romance? Tell us your favorite 2000s music video by tweeting us @hatepodcast!
2018-10-1815 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 024: Rotting From the InsideThere's something rotten in Ambrose, LA. Maybe it's the town of corpses covered in wax? Nah, it's gotta be this stinker of a 2000s horror movie! Brian from Blood Buddies joins Janine to discuss 2005's House of Wax.
You can find Blood Buddies wherever you get your podcasts and on Twitter @TheBloodBuddies!
2018-10-1054 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 019: Pod of LoveLong before dating show contestants could use their instagram fame to sell detox tea, there was a certain purity to the craziness framed by shows such as Rock of Love. Liz from Bloody Date Night joins Janine to talk about some of her favorite moments from 2000s dating shows.
You can find Bloody Date Night by visiting their website (http://theatlantictransmission.com/podcast/bloody-date-night/) or anywhere on social media: @BloodyDateNight !
2018-10-0323 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 023: Dynamite Cures CancerCome on down to Alabama and have yourself a slice of bologna cake while you enjoy Kate and Janine's discussion on Sweet Home Alabama (2002), a completely formulaic movie with untrustworthy children, terrible Southern accents, and heroine who really should be the villain of the tale.
2018-09-2642 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 018: Harry Potter and the Trash Content AlwaysHaving met on a Harry Potter subforum way back in 2007, Kate and Janine are both long-time members of the HP fandom. While this minisode's original topic was Harry Potter midnight release parties, we quickly discuss some of our own run-ins with unsavory parts of Harry Potter fandom, including an online stalker and people yelling spoilers out of passing cars.
2018-09-1919 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 022: Alligator BystanderTo celebrate Janine's recent acceptance into film preservation school, she and Kate watch a fantastic film and Academy Award winning feature, Adaptation (2002). If you have any suggestions for a film that somehow fits the magical trash content Venn diagram of not too long, not too awful, and fun enough to talk about, tweet it to @hatepodcast and let us know!
2018-09-1228 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 020: Gross Pair of ConversesLet me tell you something about Mean Girls (2004). It was an iconic movie for us in middle school. I know, right? So embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I saw my first PG-13 movie, and the quotes permeated my sense of humor growing up. And now I guess Kate Harlow from Subverted Tropes is here to let us quote this movie into oblivion! We discuss cliques, questionable fashion choices, PG-13 ratings, and how formative this comedy is for most Millennials.
Listen to Subverted Tropes wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Find them Twitter: @SubvertedTropes!
2018-08-1538 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 016: Cat Ears & PockyThere are two distinct reactions to the terms "SQUEE!" or "Glomp!" You either shrug, not knowing what these phrases might mean, or cringe with deep familiarity as the shadow of your randomcore past creeps back into your life. This earnest way of interacting with the world was never more prevalent in the mid-2000s and especially within the world of anime fandoms. One place where anime fandoms and terrible internet memes could live in chaotic community: anime conventions. Janine delves into her anime fan past with her friend Chris, a seasoned participant of many anime cons both during the 2000s...
2018-08-0829 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 019: Man BabiesIn 2000s media, men were encouraged to be immature and irresponsible, because having fun beats growing up any day. Long-time listener, first time guest Darrell Winfree offers his wife Janine the choice between two terrible 2000s bro comedies: Saving Silverman (2001) or Without a Paddle (2004).
Check out a message from our friends over at Loaded Literature, a podcast that is the delightful result of mixing three literature degrees, booze, and book clubs. Find them at loadedliteraturepodcast.com!
2018-08-0158 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 015: What Made 2006 So Awful?After the harrowing events of our last movie episode, Janine realized that 2006 has left a lasting mark on this podcast: 27% of the movies reviewed so far have been from this terrible year. In this minisode, Kate and Janine explore Pluto's revenge on the cinematic universe of 2006.
2018-07-2522 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 018: Movie JailWe all know the feeling when we get really excited for a movie because of the trailers only to be sorely disappointed by the feature film. Not many films encapsulate this phenomenon better than The Black Dahlia (2006), which was slated to be a huge success yet did not deliver on its promises to tell the story of a gruesome murder investigation. David Hanna from Macintosh and Maud invites Janine to experience this disappointment for herself. In this longest episode of Guess What You're Gonna Hate? yet, they explore not only what makes this movie so terrible, but also the ethics...
2018-07-181h 06Guess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 017: Mildly InconvenicedWho doesn't love a good revenge story? Well, the people behind John Tucker Must Die (2006) obviously don't. Instead of a good, ol' fashioned revenge tale, Kate makes Janine watch a movie chock full of inconveniences, cringeworthy moments, hamfisted jokes, and an absolutely pointless plot with zero character development.
Be sure to listen for a message from I Never Saw That. If you like the premise behind GWYGH, you're definitely going to love I Never Saw That. Jen discovers media from the 90s that she missed out on alongside her co-host Micah. Find them online at www.ineversawthat.com !
2018-07-0437 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 013: McMansion HellImagine, if you will, that it's 2002 and you have no monetary limits or guidelines to building your dream house. Would you look to build a house that was perfect for your family's space needs? Or would you want to combine all your favorite design elements from centuries of agriculture, tossing simplicity and usability to the wind? Kate Wagner joins Janine to discuss how media like Cribs (2000) and The Simple Life (2003) combined with the suburban paranoia to shape housing trends in the 2000s.
Kate is the author behind the viral blog McMansion Hell (www.mcmansionhell.com). Additionally, they contribute to Curbed...
2018-06-2730 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 016: TroywalkingKyle from The M Word Podcast is here to finally let Janine watch High School Musical (2006)! We talk all about embarrassing middle school dance musicals, creme brulee envy, sticking to the status quo, and how we're all in this together.
You can find The M Word at https://www.mwordpod.com/ ! Be sure to check out their awesome pod.
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2018-06-2058 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 012: Bring On Teenage Angst RecordsWe all have our favorite albums from our teenage years. Some of us are fortunate enough to have gone through our music exploring phase in the early 2000s, where you often heard of new albums through whispers on music forums and had to seek it out through LimeWire, Kazaa, or other means. Michelle Nickolaisen introduces Janine to BOTAR (Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution), whose 2001 album "A Call to Arms" remains one of her favorites.
You can find Michelle's projects at www.michellenickolaisen.com, including Unplaced, an audio drama about a woman who wakes up one day to find no one...
2018-06-1317 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 015: Conga Line of DeathFinal Destination (2000), the movie that launched a franchise, feels like a really long episode of the X-Files... only it uses Agents Weine and Schreck (yes, SCHRECK) to replace Agents Sculder and Mully. Wait, er -- obviously we meant Scully and Mulder! Listen to Kate talk about a horror series that she loves while Janine tries to figure out why it feels less like a movie and more like a really long episode of a beloved television show.
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2018-06-0631 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 011: Epcot as a PvP ZoneRenee Rhodes from Fate and the Fablemaidens joins Janine and Kate to discuss the Kingdom Hearts series as well as how the storytelling of the video games we grow up with can impact our creative process as adults. Kate recounts renting the game from Blockbuster, Janine reminisces about minivans with tv screens, and Renee explains how she finally beat Kingdom Hearts as an adult. We also than our families for all the embarrassing music they tolerated during our teenage music exploration. Let's hope that the anticipated Kingdom Hearts 3 is everything we've been waiting for!
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2018-05-3022 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 014: Radio RequestsAt a listener's request, Kate and Janine watch Saved! (2004), a satirical teen comedy starring Mandy Moore, Jena Malone, and Macaulay Culkin. Turns out it's hard to stay on topic when the movie is legitimately enjoyable and worthwhile, so there's an absolute mishmash of elements in this episode, including: censorship via hiphop airhorns, mistaken identity via email, repeated requests on the radio for Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas and Matchbox 20, and walking out of movie theaters.
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2018-05-2336 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 010: Keeping Up With the BluthsThis is the story of a co-host who lost out on 2000s pop culture and the podcast that had no choice but to produce trash content always. Daniel Spencer from Subverted Tropes joins Janine to discuss Arrested Development in anticipation of its 5th season being released later this month. We discuss our favorite gags, the unique nature of this smart comedy, and our hopes for the future.
Find Subverted Tropes at https://subvertedtropescast.podbean.com !
2018-05-1720 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 013: Basketblades (TM)Picture this: you're at a yard sale, browsing a selection of DVDs, when you're faced with a choice: Secondhand Lions (2003) or Dodgeball (2004). They're marked $3 dollars each, and you only have $2.83 in assorted coins jangling in your pocket. Your hands are shaking. You know you can't take them both home with you. You'll barely be able to haggle the price down to buy one and still have a quarter for that waterlogged paperback copy of "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey that you've been eyeing. What do you do? Which do you choose? Well, we can't answer that for you...
2018-05-0945 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 009: Milkshakes Gone WildIn Episode 3 of the Simple Life, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie work at a Sonic Drive-In. Is this perhaps the best episode of the series so far? You know it is! Kate delights in their antics when dressed as Sonic mascots while Janine tries to determine which of these girls is the more malicious one. Best listened to when drinking an Ocean Water.
2018-05-0318 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 12: Bazinga BoyMadison Jones and Mike Knoll from The Equelizers podcast join Janine to discuss Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001), an Oscar-nominated animated film that features that unsettling CGI animation from the early 2000s that we all know and love.
Check out The Equelizers Podcast, where hosts create prequels and sequels for movies that currently do not have one: https://equelizers.podbean.com/
2018-04-2550 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 008: In The Year 2000...Dear 2000,
We have looked over your top 100 hits and your movie releases and have concluded that you had a lot of truly terrible media.
However, we owe you a lot. We couldn't have this podcast without you.
We hope to do you proud, 2000. Thank you for providing us with a decade full of terrible movies and music for us to mock (and sometimes, guiltily, enjoy).
We'd be nothing without you.
With mixed emotions,
Janine and Kate
Hosts of Guess What You're Gonna Hate?
PS: Great job for having Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 on the charts for 38...
2018-04-1823 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 11: Lucy and the Spy, With DiamondsKate introduces Janine to the wonderful world of D.E.B.S. (2004), wherein a secret test hidden in the SAT is used to select the perfect spy. This LGBT action/comedy/romance/spy movie is a wonderful film full of fluff and meetcutes and perhaps one of the only movies we review that we'll recommend you watch.
Be sure to listen for a message from Wild Cozy Truth, a feminist personal development podcast for millennial women who are skeptical of personal development. You can find Wild Cozy Truth at https://www.wildcozytruth.com !
2018-04-1134 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 006: Thanks for the Meme-oriesKate and Janine take a stroll down meme-ory lane as they discuss some memes and viral videos from the 90s to today, including Dancing Baby, Boxxy, Spongebob, Chocolate Rain, and Numa Numa. Be sure to check out our full shownotes on our website to get links to the videos discussed! Also, if you have suggestions for memes to discuss in future episodes, please let us know!
2018-04-0420 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 010: Great Characters, Bad MovieGuest Josh Whitehead from On The Front Porch With Us offers Janine two Disney movies to choose from: Brink! (1998) or Sky High (2005), one of which Janine wrote extensive self-insert fanfiction of when she was a teenager. Listen to Janine relive the cringe of teenage fandom while Josh gives unique and insightful commentary on the deeper meaning of a mediocre movie.
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2018-03-2848 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 009: Smooth and EvilThere are no choices when it comes to Osmosis Jones (2001). You either mayonegg or you die -- or, sometimes, you mayonegg AND die. Kate and Janine review an utterly disgusting movie full of delightful gross-out gags. Be sure to listen for a message from our friends over at Spoop Hour!
2018-03-1441 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 004: Tales from Middle SchoolLet me take you back to middle school. No? You don't want to? Too bad, neither do we! Kate and Janine discuss a variety of topics, including: February 2007 top 40 hits, blind items and celebrity gossip from February 2008, and possibly watching High School Musical. (P.S., #LetJanineWatchHSM)
2018-02-2116 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 007: Tacky No-NoDid y'all know money doesn't grow on trees? It's news to us! This week, Janine chooses between two Disney Channel Original Movies: Cow Belles (2006), starring the Michalka sisters, or Cadet Kelly (2002), starring Hilary Duff. Make sure to tune in to hear the details of our ongoing contest!
2018-02-1442 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 003: Udder NonsenseKate and Janine follow Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to the dairy farm as they watch the second episode of The Simple Life. Good news: the girls wear sensible shoes and the chihuahua gets to play outside! Also, be sure to listen until the end of the episode for details on an upcoming contest and giveaway.
2018-02-0718 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 006: All Hail WalmartRepeat after me: we love our corporate overlords! Kate takes back the reigns of this podcast and offers two options: Where the Heart Is (2000) starring Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd, or It's Complicated starring Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin (2009).
2018-02-0146 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 002: Country ChihuahuaPlease remove that dog's tutu so she can romp around in the mud. She deserves to be free. Kate and Janine travel to the Ozarks with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as they review the first episode of The Simple Life (2003)!
2018-01-2420 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 005: Needs More Identity TheftTo celebrate her birthday, Janine offers Kate the choice between two romantic movies: Sweet November (2001) starring Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, or Kate and Leopold (2001) starring Meg Ryan and Hugh Jackman.
2018-01-2051 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Mini Ep. 001: "Stuck" in the 2000sIn the very first "mini episode" of Guess What You're Gonna Hate?, Janine and Kate discuss the song "Stuck" by Stacie Orrico, as well as the top 10 songs on the top 40 list ten years ago, in 2008.
Psst -- by the way, Janine was TOTALLY right on what Apologize by Timbaland sounded like. It might be the first and last time that Janine knows a piece of pop culture that Kate does not. A piece of GWYGH history!
2018-01-1014 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 004: Hostile Work EnvironmentIn the very first episode of 2018, Janine and Kate discuss the absolute plethora of early 2000s media centering around romance in the White House as they consider their hardest decision yet: whether to watch First Daughter (2004) or Chasing Liberty (2004), two movies that are nearly identical in plot.
2018-01-0441 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 003: The Glow of Christmas... and MurderIt's Christmas, jerk! Kate offers Janine the choice of three movies to watch for the very first holiday episode. A special surprise... What's this? Janine may have actually seen a movie Kate suggests? Bah humbug! Check it out in GWYGH's last episode of 2017!
2017-12-1439 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYG, Ep. 002: Corporate BlingKate offers Janine the opportunity to watch one of two horrible movies from 2004: New York Minute, starring the Olsen twins, or Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, starring Lindsay Lohan.
2017-11-3044 minGuess What You're Gonna Hate?GWYGH, Ep. 001: A Good Smart Girl (Re-Upload)Kate makes Janine pick her poison: From Justin to Kelly (2003) starring Kelly Clarkson or Crossroads (2002) starring Britney Spears.
(Episode re-uploaded due to volume issues.)
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