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The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 9Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 293 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton ruining everything (Again), Jeff Curtis keeping stats, and Ron Blair having a catcher's butt!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about HCP's production of The Producers, a mutinous Commercial, our favorite sports memories, getting healthier while thinking about sandwiches for the future, all three of us definitely agreeing, and occasionally we part from our tangents to take part in another Ultimate Wild Card Bracket C...
2025-02-101h 58
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a WagerWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 292 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a fall, Jeff Curtis being plugged in, and Ron Blair still hating on reviewers!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Hardee's new menu, a gift of a Commercial, riffing ten to five, getting your Cyan fix, Jimmy and his F-ing mouth, the lineage of Kidds, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the journey and shipwreck of The Wager a...
2025-01-131h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Highly ReviewedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 291 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton as the dead body, Jeff Curtis as Jack Frost, and Ron Blair as Ebenezer Scrooge!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the dangers of Sugar Plum Fairies, a Halloween-y/Christmas-y Commercial, getting our trifectas, being able to distinguish between pancakes and waffles, making Ron rage, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some terrible reviews of great movies.....specifically some o...
2024-12-022h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve Some (More) MysteriesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 286 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton hating golf pros, Jeff Curtis being blinded by talent, and Ron Blair snapping fingerlessly!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the golden gorgeous days of death, a Commercial that brings back everyone's favorite detective - Arbogast, lead rain coats, throwing virgins into pits, Morgan Freeman vs James Earl Jones, how it's always spies or the mob or aliens, and occasionally we part from o...
2024-09-091h 39
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 8Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 284 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having Fine written all over him, Jeff Curtis getting dysentary, Ron Blair definitely remembering what the last episode was about, and returning special guest: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the devil you say, a Commercial that explains a great deal, HCP's production of Almost, Maine, playing basketball with Penguin Mango, making a kerfuffle, all four of us definitely agreeing, and oc...
2024-05-062h 06
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get LitWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 281 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being a mouth breather, Jeff Curtis destroying asparagus, and Ron Blair being both a shameful and shameless octopus!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about joining our neighbors in song, an Ultimately Challenging Commercial, our Jeopardy categories, thoughts on the Superbowl, community pyramid schemes, what's on a Big Mac, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the Sultana disaster!! This week, Ja...
2024-02-121h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 9Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 280 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton plugging Almost, Maine, Jeff Curtis questioning cocaine, and Ron Blair not doing a thing!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not acting in Westerns, a Commercial that'll rock your socks off, points that mean nothing (everything), our projects, Epic Universes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... jeez, I don't know how to tell you this, but it's another round of the Ul...
2024-02-051h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Keep Watch (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 278 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton slapping you with the rug, Jeff Curtis screaming in German, and Ron Blair blowing Bubbles!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Coney Island, a heroic Commercial, getting ready for the Holidays, Hallmark Christmas trash, taking poutine for granted, being thick as mafia, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss the death of Cindy James!! This week, Jared takes the guys through t...
2023-12-111h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Keep WatchWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 277 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton hating on The Shining, Jeff Curtis as Mother Ginger, and Ron Blair wrestling in his skivvies!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about commercial length, a Spielbergian Commercial, nude shopping, how the cast of Wings saved Stephen King, what horrifies us the most, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss the Hinterkaifeck Murders!! This week, Jared takes the guys through the mysterious a...
2023-12-041h 14
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Walk into a (Candy) BarApologies in advance for the poor audio in this week's episode. For some reason, Jared's microphone decided not to work, but we hope you will still enjoy the episode!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 275 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton throwing candy in the face of the plebians, Jeff Curtis having no voice, and Ron Blair celebrating Columbus Day!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about gathering around, a Horrifying Commercial, our favorite pr...
2023-10-091h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Movie ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 274 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton escaping the Goat-man, Jeff Curtis watching all of WKRP in Cincinnati, Ron Blair only listening to Convoy, and special guest: Aaron Taylor!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about keepin on keeping on, a Commercial that is a real nightmare, our favorite Stephen King adaptations currently being put on at the Hardin County Playhouse (Come check out Misery!), our favorite haunted attractions, and occasionally we...
2023-10-022h 08
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Whip it (Good)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 272 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton eating squirrel, Jeff Curtis bringing corn, and Ron Blair hiding hotdogs!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a discussion about ice cream, a ricket-y Commercial, Corn, Fiats and footlong buns, grazing the top ten, getting rankled, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Devo!! This week, Jeff teaches the other guys about the formation of the band, their rise to i...
2023-08-281h 42
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go for a RunWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 271 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all the sports from 2005-2010, Jeff Curtis live and in primetime, Ron Blair having a nightmare, and The Playmaker: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how we feel in this mother, our greatest athletic achievements, lightly humming Beatles tunes, John Carpenter's The Thing, testicle spectacles, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about The Barkley Marathons!! This week, J...
2023-08-211h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Grab a BeerWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 268 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton establishing a culture of fear, Jeff Curtis mixing shenanigans, and Ron Blair stuck in a container of cheese balls!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about corn and the children who live in it, a commercial that's on vacation, upcoming vacations, the fun of insurance claims, eating your peas, how much icing should be on a doughnut, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...
2023-07-171h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Catch a KillerWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 265 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton meeting some interesting characters in Seattle, Jeff Curtis going out of his way to buy an icepick, and Ron Blair riding the head of a robot!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about watching Lawrence of Arabia for the first time, a commercial we'll Stand By, pornhubbing in the woods, hot air balloon murder, Sasquatch sasquatching, buckets full of cement-heads, and occasionally we part fro...
2023-06-151h 25
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Masterfully Debate 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 263 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a stance on the Midwest, Jeff Curtis being anti can opener employees, and Ron Blair taking shots at balloons!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wtf (growling noises), a commercial that's painful to listen to, the perils of skiing, how we're spending our gold, Egg Salad donuts, the romance of Dickensian times, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... Well, actually th...
2023-04-271h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 7Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 261 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being the Wild Card, Jeff Curtis being appreciated, Ron Blair being a stand up guy, and returning special guest: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, a Commercial that you really should support, our favorite zoos, a lot of singing, Jeffortunities, all four of us definitely agreeing, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2023-03-301h 58
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Celebrate Women's History MonthWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 259 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton playing piano drunk or something, Jeff Curtis giving excuses, and Ron Blair in some incredible musicals!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Stratego, a killer commercial, our favorite production of The Outsiders, Ripley's Believe it or Not, staging murders, Flintstone cigarettes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Women's History Month!! This week, Jared has collected some incredible stories to ce...
2023-03-161h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Just Keep Getting LetterWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 256 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton giving a PSA, Jeff Curtis trying to murder every athlete, Ron Blair being divine pink flamingos, and returning special guest: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about counting down the hits, a commercial that ranks among the highest, our favorite ways to improve sports with animals, who the top Wild Card is, picking a gazelle with a smoker's cough, being kidnapped naked, an...
2023-02-231h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Are Not AmusedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 255 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having lots of problems, Jeff Curtis being the babyface, and Ron Blair encouraging insertion!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about demon babies, a commercial that celebrates the King of Clubs, our favorite Whodunnits, how much a cup of coffee costs, eating fish in front of fish, being locked in as Winston Churchill, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the ul...
2023-02-162h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Do No HarmWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 253 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing joy to his friends, Jeff Curtis being The Thing, and Ron Blair: The Man of Mystery!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a Led Zeppelin flies, a commercial that is exactly what it seems, Mythbusters being a myth, Lessons for serial killers, Antarctic ice, The Bystander Effect, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about what happens when doctors don't fo...
2023-02-022h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Believe in MiraclesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 249 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being Linus, Jeff Curtis knowing what Christmas is really all about (Fruitcake), and Ron Blair starting a diamond mine!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the blue canary, a bear of a Commercial, deep philosophy, babies with Bowie knives, the differences between Ireland and Arizona, the horror movie: Pinocchio, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about true Christmas miracles including th...
2022-12-221h 20
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Christmas ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 248 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being knuckle-deep in Christmas, Jeff Curtis letting you in to knowing him better man, and Ron Blair being Krampus and unwilling to math!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about donuts, a Commercial that won't be too popular with some people..., Christmas crack, diving through the recycling, the sleep of the dead, getting slapped by cheesemongers, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... je...
2022-12-151h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 6Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 246 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton wanting monkeys, Jeff Curtis remembering Flint, and Ron Blair being replaced by a precocious goat!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about clearing something up, a Commercial that's more fun than a barrel full of brackets, getting to 49%, a lot of singing, sleeping through this podcast, all three of us definitely agreeing, and occasionally we part from our tangents to take part in another Ul...
2022-11-241h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 5Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 245 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton gleefully overriding, Jeff Curtis doing a crossword puzzle, and Ron Blair making a Jared joke!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how children are afraid of clowns and Santa, a puzzling Commercial, our favorite movie music, dipping in milk, never choosing Rico Suave, all three of us agreeing, and occasionally we part from our tangents to take part in the Ultimate Wild Card Br...
2022-11-171h 58
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Tell Scary StoriesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 242 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having no Favorites, Jeff Curtis having a porn stache, and Ron Blair instilling some heart!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Shelbyville Community Theatre's production of Frankenstein, our favorite melons, a commercial parody, horror properties that should be plays/musicals, alien vs Mothman butts, the most common fears, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some spooky stories! This week, Ja...
2022-10-271h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards in 3DWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 241 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton "Bond Flexing," Jeff Curtis screaming and screaming, Ron Blair eating a Granny, and long time friend, first time guest: Adam Riley!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jared's trip to Croatia, our favorite Haunted Houses and European destinations, a commercial that was written well in advance, old ladies full of spiders, Rick Dees Nuts, not getting bogged down with U2, and occasionally we pa...
2022-10-201h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go in Circles (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 239 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all about Central America, Jeff Curtis having a banana vendetta, and Ron Blair having a tiny glimmer of a smoky soul!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not starting the fire (or something, I still don't know the song), our favorite festivals, inspecting the Spanish Inquisition, all the Peter Panthers, sledgehammering with friends, Mothman's slammin' butt, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2022-09-221h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Grin and Bear ItWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 238 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing Favorites back, Jeff Curtis being technically correct about scabies, and Ron Blair avoiding spoilers for decades!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how no one cares about Dodgson, a Commercial where the cake is a lie (anyone get that reference?), a nice lye shower, our one tricks, The why you eat people, playing around with the space-time continuum, and occasionally we part fr...
2022-09-151h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Test Their LimitsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 235 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton paying Jeff back for all those cult topics, Jeff Curtis being really upset throughout the whole episode, and Ron Blair being west of normal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how somedays you don't feel right, the Spookeh Spookest of Commercials, that quality individual: Whitey Bulger, not feeling clever but still doing the thing, the vampire they named Massachusetts after, and occasionally we pa...
2022-08-111h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 232 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton always winning and getting what he wants, Jeff Curtis creating the ultimate video game, Ron Blair phoning it in and having a rough day, and returning Deckhead, the Kentucky Long Leg: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Ron going on vacation, a Commercial you'll want to replay, eating chocolate/fruity gravel, how wonderful terrible action movies can be, the inability for Ro...
2022-06-232h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are All Washed UpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 229 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still not getting to the weird part, Jeff Curtis fully-clothed dipping, and Ron Blair filling his backpack with salmon!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about giving you tips on maximizing fun, a Kingly Commercial, those days, Willard and his seagulls, it definitely being or not being Nazis, swimsuits made out of ribeyes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the my...
2022-06-021h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Sam I AmWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 226 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton using a taser wall, Jeff Curtis hanging out with Whitey Bulger, and Ron Blair thinking (Believe it or not)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about feeling a slight sting, a better than the original Commercial, fighting parents about hair, it all actually being about Alfie, the Cujonening, meeting your downfall in front of a fire hydrant, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...
2022-05-121h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Ring the BellWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 222 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton throwing up at Walgreen's, Jeff Curtis thinking all around the box, and Ron Blair making a real boner! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about today's secret word, a Circular Commercial, hoarding the "ludes", being cursed with wet socks, the acceptability of murder in Tennessee, scotch-taped gills, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Tennessee's famous Bell Witch! This week, Jared ta...
2022-04-071h 49
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Think ThrillsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 221 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being unthrilled, Jeff Curtis giving his best Ron Popeil, and Ron Blair using pipe cleaners in his art! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how there was a time, a Mind-bending Commercial, our 5 year anniversary (Why hasn't anyone stopped us??), those arbiters of Pop culture - The FDA, how we are the Citizen Kane of podcasts, forgetting Jumanji, and occasionally we part from ou...
2022-04-012h 00
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Beast Mode 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 219 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton running across the heads of alligators, Jeff Curtis wishing ill upon magicians, and Ron Blair coming up with a mediocre caper at best! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about reminders, a Home Run of a Commercial, vacuuming out the phlegm, thinking of the C.H.U.D., Good talks, how much the Boogeyman love steak, and occasionally we part from our tangents to lea...
2022-03-171h 39
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get ThereWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 216 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton cleverly ending the podcast (oopsy), Jeff Curtis crying buckets, and Ron Blair singing his favorite dirty limerick! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the horrors of middle age, a Commercial that's full of questions, the fantastic aesthetic of Famolares, committing to a Charleston Chew, stealing from thieves, inviting aliens into the King's Club, those people who come in at closing time, and occasionally we...
2022-02-241h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Expect the InquisitionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 215 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton pledging to deceive, Jeff Curtis being very bad at drugs, and Ron Blair being too proud a man for deep fried butter! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about fried potato cakes, a mad mad mad Commercial, zinging Benjamin Franklin, the return of small Dickensian child, cauliflower, what our call signs would be, the quality filmmaking that is - Hot Shots: Part Deux, and oc...
2022-02-172h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 213 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking too many painkillers, Jeff Curtis not being a hobbit, Ron Blair being The Penguin, and returning Deckhead: the lovely and talented Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about celebrating that age old question, a Commercial that may or may not have happened, updates to the King's Club, doing it in the astral plane, the sing-iest podcast we've ever done(?), whether Santa's el...
2021-11-251h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards and the Wives of SnapeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 212 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton telling the Wild Cards' best joke ever(?), Jeff Curtis being a Scottish immortal, Ron Blair's goings-on being his business, and special returning guest: Emily Kohler!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about ear worms and lemon cookies, Florida Man Walmart peaches, a tribal Commercial, creating religions on a bet, getting back to the sad, using Occam's razor to cut through the BS, putting the F...
2021-11-181h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 209 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton making a game that takes too long, Jeff Curtis upgrading his mighty bellow, and Ron Blair being decent at horror trivia!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wishing you and yours the Happiest of Halloweens, everything we do being trivial, an excellent recap of a Commercial, the smelliest port in Brazil, it'll doing for radio, movies we've see recently, all the horror tropes, a...
2021-10-282h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 208 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being completely forgettable, Jeff Curtis being a Mad King, and Ron Blair getting all the Voodoo!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding the one who holds the title King of Halloween, movies about the Marquis de Sade's organs, a top five commercial, the best name for horror movie survivors, Koalas that solve crime, vacation gifts, the Revenge of an HCP Halloween, and occasionally w...
2021-10-211h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Five (Spookeh Spook Edition)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 207 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton losing his favorite, Jeff Curtis getting snappy, and Ron Blair taking his victory lap! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding out how Mel's Diner stayed open, a terrifyingly epic Commercial, the new girl in town, whether zombies can run (Ron might have a strong opinion on the matter), that stroke we've been talking about, our zeitgeists, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-10-071h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of TriviaWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 206 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still not liking comedy, Jeff Curtis giving Adam Sandler ten minutes more than he deserves, and Ron Blair finally winning?? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about mediocre pop culture references that the kids won't get (Jared didn't get them), a Horrifyingly argumentative Commercial, the benefits of looking like a Kennedy, tangential connections to Spookeh Spook, Grandad's Priapism, being certifiably rotten, and occasionally we pa...
2021-09-301h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Inside the HorrorWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 205 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's voice giving out repeatedly, Jeff Curtis making sweet sweet music, and Ron Blair not arguing the point! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the thing and some mystery, a blast from the past Commercial/Trailer, Arsenic and Old Lace, the president of the Zach Snyder fan club, Drove metrics, Uranus Invaders, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some of th...
2021-09-231h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Close Encounters of the Spoopy KindWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 204 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking care of the problem, Jeff Curtis vacationing in Hell, and Ron Blair getting out and going nuts! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the heat in Florida, a Commercial all about one joke, betting you're going to be disappointed, "Methinks" guy, squeezing wooden nickels, spoiler alerts (Jared is Norman Bates, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some of th...
2021-09-161h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Monkey AroundWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 203 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton tasting it on his tongue, Jeff Curtis whipping it out, and Ron Blair definitely not being Jack the Ripper (wink wink, nudge nudge)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about figuring out the best time to burglarize, a Commercial that's too scary to write, getting a second opinion from a chimpanzee, asking the right clue-stions, forgetting that Tim Burton even existed, $12 and gift certificate to...
2021-08-261h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Roll with JackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 202 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton shedding another tear, Jeff Curtis not knowing what a drunken hooligan would do, and Ron Blair rather being a ripperologist! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about really long lists of random things, a Commercial that's better than getting kicked in the nuts..., being in the bosom of a man, ripping up a good time, the healing powers of the Swiss Alps, shabby-genteel, and oc...
2021-08-191h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: 200Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This.....this is Episode 200!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton Taking the Leap, Jeff Curtis Making a Faux Paul, and Ron Blair saying See Ya Later Boi! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about time we acknowledge Mothman (and what pancakes may or may not be?), a Character-filled Commercial, our favorite aspects about the other Wild Cards, a ten-foot man in a trench coat, the proper preparation of human flesh, overindulgent flashbacks, the heaviest sighs, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-08-052h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Win BigWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 197 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being just a little biased, Jeff Curtis wishing Ron had his pants on, and Ron Blair placing too much value on shark food! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Chrissy Watkins (She really should have known better), a Commercial you shouldn't sleep on, our favorites, upcoming surprises, face punches being the default reaction, arugula: the intellectuals lettuce, being appropriately (if not safely) gruntled, and...
2021-07-151h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Tell a Tale: Take TwoWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 195 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton disappointing everyone again, Jeff Curtis setting the scene, and Ron Blair taking grandpa to the Rubber Nipples! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about secrets (maybe pancakes, too), a Punch Drunk Commercial, Sequels that lost the spark of the original, forgetting to do the bit, the nub of the story, the best senior living facility names, chills running through the room, and occasionally we pa...
2021-07-011h 49
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick: Part 2Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 194 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton saying "nerp," Jeff Curtis wishing he'd picked music, and Ron Blair sometimes being full of baked beans! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how our friend went to New Orleans, a fun Commercial, our favorite 14th Century philosophers, the benevolence of alligators, vanilla vomits, Wang Chung martial arts (Jared was correct), and occasionally we part from our tangents to take part in even mo...
2021-06-242h 13
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their PickWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 193 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton apparently hating all that is good in the world, Jeff Curtis liking Piña Coladas (but not in the rain), and Ron Blair giving starfish a home! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the Welcome to Hell collection, a Commercial we almost scratched out, how a favorite's section became a topic, bear cafes, fun ways to torture children, ski captains stealing your girl, cur...
2021-06-172h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Save the DateWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 190 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton finally beating James Kimbell, Jeff Curtis hoarding the bjs, and Ron Blair making literally dozens of dollars chasing the Hookah! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knowing the abyss stares back, a song and dance of a Commercial, the times in our lives when we felt smart, talented, and cool, being nothing if not professional, math being hard sometimes, Wild Card Hulu Documentaries, do...
2021-05-271h 56
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Beast Mode 2Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 187 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton messing with the formula, Jeff Curtis winning the animal picking, and Ron Blair not having to tell you nothin'! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about......you'll never know, a real uptown Commercial, what our signature horror movie weapons would be, edits that you never hear......., final thoughts on "Talking With," the efficacy of corndog weapons, Hickenlooper and Hickinbottom, and occasionally we part from ou...
2021-05-061h 47
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go PlacesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 181 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton scatting (maybe a bit too much?), Jeff Curtis going back to his alien friends, and Ron Blair definitely being shanghai-ed! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about them monkeyshines, a cryptic Commercial, our Four-Year Anniversary, the cove of knowledge, perpetuation of incompetence, being murdered by the Pirates of the Caribbean, Foghorn Leghorn selling some chicken, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss s...
2021-03-252h 10
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Dissolve into TearsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 180 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton offering a prize for the attentive, Jeff Curtis taking a potty break, and Ron Blair just giving it his best shot (but also choking to death)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about being the best we can, a Cursed Commercial , our wizard-y powers and stories, reaching for mediocrity, the incredible green thumbs possessed by the mob, Schoolhouse Rock Anatomy, the ghost of Benjamin B...
2021-03-181h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards RoarWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 179 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still playing the game for some reason, Jeff Curtis hanging out in basements in the 70s, and Ron Blair becoming a human being (finally)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a bunch of hooligans, a Commercial visit to the Cave of Mystery, our favorite cooking competitions, burning down all the Star Treks, making a good gnocchi out of an old arm, more always b...
2021-03-111h 56
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 6Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 178 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton never having been happier about zero marbles, Jeff Curtis bringing it home, and Ron Blair finally getting one out of the package and playing with it!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how finger guns lead to dangerous places, our deserted island squads, a real hot dog of a commercial, backstories for Arbogast, 2 pumps of Gary, our first second timers, this being about u...
2021-03-041h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Play Patty-Cake (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 176 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton loving classic films like The Running Man, Jeff Curtis trying his hand at a Ronisode, and Ron Blair having a beef with the Hearst family! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Crazy Chester, a Freaky Fowl Commercial, Jared being the only Dude of his word, favorite saddle accessories, doing time in Vaudeville, boring lessons in geography with Mr. Eaton, buying wagons on Sundays, a...
2021-02-182h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Celebrate HistoryWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 175 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton daydreaming about owning a Clucker's, Jeff Curtis hating the British (food), and Ron Blair setting Car 54 on fire (that's why they couldn't find it)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast was going to be tasteless but instead it's about vultures, a Commercial that's Death Proof, non chain restaurants Elizabethtown needs, Ingloriously lit orbs with nuggets inside, WILD CARD MERCH, Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln canoodling, E...
2021-02-111h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Beaten to a Pulp: Part 2Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 174 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton scatting through a drink break, Jeff Curtis being the Emily in this production, and Ron Blair creating beard magic from sloth! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about looking mediocrity square in the eye, a dangerously engineered Commercial, our reports on interesting musicals, wearing the skin of an airline pilot, musical interludes (what has Jared done?), that bad guy face, the overrating of coherent t...
2021-02-042h 00
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Dig ItWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 172 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton adding some truth to Wikipedia, Jeff Curtis putting hits out on people, and Ron Blair being indistinguishable from Samuel L. Jackson! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Mr. Fancy Pants, a Mexican Stand-off of a Commercial, our deserted island fast food menus, ordering a Blondie because she's so cute, magical disappearances of hammers in fields, the best pub names (The Painted Taint?), captaining a...
2021-01-211h 49
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Call the Shots (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 169 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all the trivia about Andy and his candy, Jeff Curtis bringing chitlins into this, Ron Blair blinking while he murders (unlike Jared), and Special Guest: "The House," Kathleen Lewis! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about hubris, a Commercial/Interrupted, how our Christmases were, our New Year Resolutions, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle battling Conan the Barbarian, British gentlemen monkeys, bears lording over Raccoon Ci...
2020-12-312h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Call the Shots (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 168 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton playing his favorite game (remember when Van Morrison wrote "Panama?"), Jeff Curtis praising the success of murderers, and Ron Blair still being unsure of pancakes! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about saying what needs to be said, a Miraculously Christmas Commercial, a follow up on Ham Night, what The Wild Cards are up to for Christmas, the spirit of Arbogast coming back from n...
2020-12-241h 45
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go to the ZooWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 165 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton turning your phrase, Jeff Curtis wanting to help Janky Snake Face, and Ron Blair never turning his back on a coconut! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about lesser known cryptids, another Commercial in the Challenge Cave, Amazing facts, how many licks it takes to get to the center of The Wild Card Podcast (the world may never know...), keeping score in flesh, blood, a...
2020-12-031h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make RoomWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 162 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton finally getting the joke (chuckle), Jeff Curtis leading the applause, and Ron Blair putting up a good fight against a tire! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about them mf-ers down at the Car Wash...., an On Track Commercial, our reflection on The HCS PAC's radio theatre production of It's a Wonderful Life, a return to Uranus, trying to have positive conversations about politics, t...
2020-11-121h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Have a Killer TimeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 159 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton probably being the evil doctor (was there ever any doubt?), Jeff Curtis needing marshmallows, and Ron Blair getting the most generous description ever! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about startling realizations regarding the Jeffersons' theme song, a Commercial that definitely doesn't suck, how we'd stock our deserted island kitchen and pantry, jazz music being worth killing for, The Wild Cards not liking snack c...
2020-10-221h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards SuckWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 158 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having a Lilith problem, Jeff Curtis being the Son of the Dragon (don't tell anyone...), and Ron Blair being too pretty for jail! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about celebrating Columbus Day by replacing Columbus with better options, a Commercial worth selling your soul for, another round of "Would You Rathers", the horrible things we think and do, what keeps cannibals looking so y...
2020-10-151h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Break the BankWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 156 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's being outed as a werewolf, Jeff Curtis breaking in and stealing the antidote, and Ron Blair being the Sultan of Spookeh Spook season! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about 1AM on this Thursday morning, a slap-happy Commercial, Jared's favorite stupid crime headlines and stuff, what it would take for us to commit a serious crime, big weak similes (chuckle, chuckle), how someone could b...
2020-10-011h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Open SesameWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 153 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton telling dirty Biology jokes, Jeff Curtis apologizing to the listeners, and Ron Blair assaulting his enemies with fiery marshmallows!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about that special time of year..., a commercial that is a Billion times better than Zero, our favorite vacations that Ron took this week, the value of education, those famous Delaware French fries, Ron's Bear Hands, the most beautiful N...
2020-09-101h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Strike BackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 151 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton spookin' the cattle and whatnot, Jeff Curtis doing his best Trebek, and Ron Blair bringing the Thunda and the OSHA violations!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about waking up to a pleasant song (and elevator madness), a beDeviled commercial, The Wild Card musical playlists, our love of Michael McDonald, rhyming four letter words, and occasionally we part from our tangents to explore trivia f...
2020-08-271h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Card Sesquicentennial!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! THIS IS EPISODE 150 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton lost on a mountain, Jeff Curtis hanging out with FDR, and Ron Blair definitely not panicking about Satan!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about bringing back words, Three Different Commercials(!), lots of giggles at silly names, Beavers rising up against tyranny, Lil Chipmunks, and occasionally we part from our tangents to celebrate our 150th episode with three mini reports. This week, Jared dives i...
2020-08-202h 06
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Stay GoldenWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 149 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton shedding a tear, Jeff Curtis feeling the gravitational pull of Morgan Freeman, and Ron Blair being mad as Hell!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the stupidity of cancelling Halloween, a commercial you've never movied or candied, movie quotes that describe The Wild Cards, the majesty of All Saint's Day, not looking in Ron's belly, and occasionally we part from our tangents to d...
2020-08-131h 42
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 146 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton (The Tarantula) blah blah blahing as Gary Everyman, Jeff Curtis (Lasereye) selling his soul to Paul Williams, and Ron Blair (Klondike) playing the Mussolini!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about staying indoors, a mind bending commercial (You don't want to see inside Ron's mind....), The Wild Card Book Club, insane numbers of prepositions, Jared improving his Dutch, thanking Famke Janssen for the privilege o...
2020-07-231h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 145 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton running all the way home, Jeff Curtis winning with Tweety Bird, and Ron Blair not even remembering his own topics (and struggling to sit near the microphone)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jeff's incredible new sound effect technology, a commercial that we might have Massacred, our Apocalypse Squads, the utility of arbitrary ranking systems, the upcoming Wild Card Sesquicentennial, Ron getting into a...
2020-07-161h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Hammer it HomeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 144 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing nothing about Hair, Jeff Curtis believing the Earth is flat (you heard him say it!), and Ron Blair definitely not overacting!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how we starve..., our thoughts on Hamilton the Musical, a Crazy commercial that is more or less the Same Old Song and Dance, hippies in a flophouse: turtle power, the incorporation of Jason Vortices (Jared i...
2020-07-091h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Turn on the LightsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 142 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton vacuuming and making his bed like a big boy, Jeff Curtis thriving in solitude, and the Man-demic Ron Blair hibernating for the Spring!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about....something (give us a break, it's been a while), what the three of us have been doing over the quarantine, a Socially Distanced Commercial, the glory of Batman and Robin (everyone's favorite superman movie?), t...
2020-06-251h 31
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Stop the SpreadWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 141 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton willing to be vampired if she's pretty enough, Jeff Curtis throwing axes like a champion (blindly?), and Ron Blair remembering the horror of his youth!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about silly little songs, Jared's Favorite "The Stand" quotes, a fixed commercial (and dark, dripping cave), Stephen King just being words, Monkeys and everything being Florida, Zebra Mussel Shell-ympics, and occasionally we part f...
2020-03-191h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Fake it Till They Make ItWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 138 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having a mental breakdown at Best Buy, Jeff Curtis being in love with boy bands (no argument from him at all), and Ron Blair breaking the cave!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about our search for the answers to ancient questions..., our favorite boy bands, a broken commercial, "Things couldn't get any worse" stories, The Rosetta Stone gathering no moss, the wonders of s...
2020-02-271h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 5Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 137 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting up and walking away, Jeff Curtis having a rough time on the train, and Ron Blair all up in Jeff's alley!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about saluting the life and works of Elmer Bernstein, remakes we like better than the original songs, a commercial where you win or you die, the best diarrhea stories, winning a gold medal in cursing, fun w...
2020-02-201h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards That Never WereWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 136 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being very willing to double agent for the right girl, Jeff Curtis enjoying that freshly vacated feeling, and Ron Blair getting a bank loan as two children in a trenchcoat!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about all the "ations" and a ball of confusion, another round of Crazy Questions to ponder, our most damnable commercial yet, the unattainability of Mae West, the majesty o...
2020-02-131h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Up in SmokeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 135 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton kissing Ron's forehead affectionately, Jeff Curtis actively and maliciously putting cattens, and Ron Blair introducing the world to Moriarty Mothman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about looking at people in cars, our favorite songs the other Wild Cards have sung and which songs we would like to hear each other sing, a mystery of a commercial, people with negative charm who suck charisma fr...
2020-02-061h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Lock it InWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 134 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being the John the Baptist of Clucker's, Jeff Curtis attacking his friends with stale Cuban bread, and Ron Blair's duodenum hurting just a bit!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Wild Card hot dogs, our favorite things to introduce people to, our most rebellious commercial yet, Adriano Celantano's masterpiece, suckling the teat of ritual humiliation, all of the wonderful Candy Crush sequels (which i...
2020-01-301h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pack it InWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 131 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being in the pocket of Big Kitty and corporate catnip special interests, Jeff Curtis tracing the happy history of Colorado, and Ron Blair writing in his favorite journal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about remembering old childhood pranks (Ron might have screwed this one up...), a second round of Jared's Crazy Questions to Ponder, our most political commercial to date, how Kroger is t...
2020-01-091h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Roll for InitiativeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 130 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton enjoying Clucker's a little too much, Jeff Curtis begrudgingly being the baddest wizard on the block, Ron Blair one-throating a mozzarella log, and Special Guest: Jake Richardson (pushing it real good)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how the music industry has let us all down in regards to its medical information, our answers to Jared's crazy questions to ponder, a most awe-inspiring C...
2020-01-021h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Chow DownWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 129 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton mourning about his break up with Beth, Jeff Curtis fighting the Christmas spirit and Krampus, and Ron Blair celebrating Moosethanzaa while facing the Sophie's Choice of appetizers!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about hanging out on Christmas with three dumb friends, our favorite games we played as children, a commercial featuring Wild Card heroics, eating Jason Mraz's guac, how cucumbers and turtles are b...
2019-12-261h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Paint it BlackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 126 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton starting the show (for realsies), Jeff Curtis playing Uno for four hours, and Ron, the Goomba, Blair making some rather side-splitting jokes!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding out exactly who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop (that monster!), our favorite moments from the Holidays and Black Friday, Ron having a Commercial that cannot be refused (with another g...
2019-12-051h 39
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Reporting for DutyWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 124 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting mildly offended by gorillas, Jeff Curtis getting mildly offended at the size of action figures, and Ron Blair being mildly offensive! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knocking some sense into you with a velvety thundering hand of knowledge, a favorites section consisting of a collection of....odd castings, an inappropriately revealing commercial, the battle to quit smoking (including a wonderful discussion o...
2019-11-211h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Burn it DownWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 122 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton simply being a hole in the air, Jeff Curtis having a mild stroke, and Ron Blair listening to the music on the AM Radio!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the limitless preparations of Country Ham, Jared's favorite insults of all time, a commercial heavily featuring Jake and Kenzie, Kenny G providing the low point in modern culture, and occasionally we part from o...
2019-11-071h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Can Be Only Three?Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 120 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's being embarrassed by Applebee's, Jeff Curtis nerding out in a way usually reserved only for Jared, and Ron Blair having a child by a Belgian actress he's never heard of!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about realizing that man lives in a sunlit world (did anyone get Ron's reference here?), our favorite food stops, a commercial in which Ron really just doesn't understand (w...
2019-10-241h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Cook up Some ScaresWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 119 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's telling some scary (not so scary?) stories, Jeff Curtis hiding under the bed, and Ron Blair being the Jack-of-all-Trades O' Lantern!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Halloween public service announcements for all of our Junior Deckheads, what's next for the Wild Cards post Young Frankenstein, what shows the three of us would like to do at the PAC, our Scooby-Doo-est commercial yet, t...
2019-10-171h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards get Down with the SicknessWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 115 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton killing a girl he thought was dead just so he can bring her back to life, Jeff Curtis having a deep hankering for this quality podcast, Ron Blair being a meat shirt, and special guest: Kathleen Lewis Meinshausen! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about informing our deckheads about a Gilligan's island episode involving pancakes and breadfruit, what our spirit animals are, the craziest t...
2019-09-191h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Off the GridWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 112 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton surfing like a pimp, Jeff Curtis digging graves for his fellow Wild Cards, and Ron Blair getting abused for having some knowledge! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about trying to be the best...around....nothing's ever gonna keep us down, the celebrities we would most like to be arrested with, The Wild Cards on a boat, the return of the Edible Mr. Potato H...
2019-08-291h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Revenge of LotharWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 110 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton advocating for the word sesquicentennial, Jeff Curtis introducing the group to Gentleman Travelers, and Ron Blair finding a Wizard of Oz shortcut! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about learning and applying important life lessons (having strokes?), our favorite emotion-inducing movies, the invention of cubicles, the greatest street name in history (It's not Ghirardelli), and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about t...
2019-08-151h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Cursed!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 108 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton struggling with his feelings regarding Theodore Roosevelt, Jeff Curtis murdering Mexicans(?), and Ron Blair being afraid of Macbeth! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about exploring complex theatrical equations, our casting of the Wild Cards as historical figures, beet soup, how all three of the Wild Cards are finally sharing the stage together in Young Frankenstein (woot woot!!!!), and occasionally we part from our t...
2019-08-011h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 106 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton interrupting the theme music, Jeff Curtis destroying the microphone when he discovers this week's topic, and Ron Blair being mistaken for his teenage daughter, Dale! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about luring you in with the promise of intelligent discourse, our favorite proud papa moments, Jared's next mad scientist plot, Ron being the thing that Jeff and Jared both hate the most, and o...
2019-07-181h 19
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: LegendsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 81 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton sharing spooky stories (he sounds like he's around a campfire), Jeff Curtis still being angry about video games, and Ron Blair having his longest name yet. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about braving the ice, snow, and bitter cold to bring our special brand of edutainment to the masses (Jared might still be wearing shorts, though), our favorite quotations (Winston Churchill makes a f...
2019-01-231h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 72 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being reminded why he is afraid of bidets, Jeff Curtis talking about the aliens in "It's a Wonderful Life", and Ron Blair probing himself........ Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about poetry from our real lives (apparently it's about the poems Ron writes when he's pooping?), our favorite dream home must-have features, art that induces emotions (well, not for Jared....he has no soul), T...
2018-11-151h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Eye the TruthWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the archives! This is episode 15 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features Jared Eaton finally going a round with a werewolf (this episode is littered with lycans), Jeff Curtis stepping away from the mic to find the name of TV shows he remembers literally nothing about, and Ron Blair shockingly doing some research (cough *Wikipedia* cough). Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: whether or not Pluto, the dwarf planet has any rights (Jared says it...
2017-08-301h 14