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Silver Screen CynicsDune Part 2It's here!! Jared and Michael discuss all things Dune in this special review episode. Stop what you're doing and go see it in Imax now! Seriously...stop cooking dinner and just go to Imax now. Thanks.2024-03-061h 24Silver Screen CynicsDonnie DarkoIn this episode of our Cult Classic Series, Jared and Michael try to figure out what on earth is happening in Donnie Darko. Having not seen the film in 20 years, have our opinions changed about thre film? Listen in to find out!2024-02-191h 14Silver Screen CynicsArmy of DarknessWell hello, Mr. Fancypants! Join Jared and Michael as they discuss Bruce Campbell vs the Army of Darkness! Or just Army of Darkness. Don't be a primitive screwhead and listen now!2024-02-0257 minSilver Screen CynicsGolden Globes 2024Knock knock, who's there? You. You, who? Yoo-hoo! Is there anyone home at Jo Koy's joke writing department?? This is already funnier than his jokes. It was bad. Listen to Jared and Michael discuss the highs and many lows of this years Golden Globe Awards.2024-01-141h 05Silver Screen CynicsThe Lost BoysThou shall not faaaaaaaaaaaaaall! I still belieeeeeve! That's right! It's The Lost Boys! As part of our cult classics season, we dive into this wonderful 80s gem. Grab your dirtbike, your wooden stake, and your saxophone as you join Jared and Michael on this nostalgic journey.2023-12-231h 13
Derek Shapiro Show"Episode Monthly Show" December 2023 (Best of 2023)"Episode Monthly Show" December 2023 (Best of 2023) Hosted By:Derek Shapiro & Co-Hosted:By:Yvens A. Darilus, Milyssa Rose, Vinny "The Booch" Bucci, Dylan Snyder, Rivyr w/Celebrity Guests Include Spencer Wilding, Bill Diamond, Eric Estrada, From ABC's "General Hospital" Kathleen Gati & Kelly Thiebaud, Also Adilah Barnes, Billy Gilman, From ABC's "Batchelor in Paradise"-Jared & Ashley, Michael Vacarro, Meir Mulroney, Chas Laughlin, Bernie Sanders, John McCauley from Deer Tick, Actor-Rick Worthy, Bad Ass Actor-Tait Fletcher, Influencer-Caty Jordan, Ramiro & Melissa from Hot 96.9 FM in Boston, MA., Highlights from Fedd Hill Cookout Including Alipone, Mario Hilario from NBC 10 in Providence, RI, Dante Martin...2023-12-216h 01Silver Screen CynicsHighlanderWelcome to the new season of Silver Screen Cynics! This season we will be discussing all things Cult Classics! We start the season off strong with Highlander. There can be only one!2023-12-0459 min
Middle Class Film ClassGab & Chatter: Soft & Quiet / Eurovision... / The House Bunny / American Psycho / All Night Long / Jackie Brown / Mortal KombatOn this episode: Tyler ranks the best 90’s movies & his favorite deaths, and the listeners chime in. PLUS everything gets a sequel !!, and Paul Schrader gets the racist boot. In news: David Lynch, D&D alignment chart, new equipment, Patreon, preamble, raisins, prunes, Collider,com , IMDB, Top 10 90’s movies, Saving Private Ryan, Tik Tok, Silence of the Lambs, Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, The Wire, Se7en, Brad Pitt, Goodfellas, Martin Scorsese, The Matrix, Casino, Joe Pesci, Fight Club, Edward Norton, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Schindler’s List, Neo nazis, Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park, Terminator 2, The Birdcage, Bram Stoker’...2023-05-221h 08Silver Screen CynicsGuardians of the Galaxy Vol.3This week Jared and Michael discuss the newest Marvel film, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. After much Disney drama with James Gunn, and lots of time, how did this new entry fare? Listen in!2023-05-131h 15Silver Screen CynicsRanking the Nerdiest IPsWhat shows or movies are considered the nerdiest? Michael and Jared have a list and have ranked them!2023-05-1313 minSilver Screen CynicsThe Mandalorian Season 3This week, Michael and Jared discuss The Mandalorian's third season. Was it a resounding success? A total flop? Or a mixed bag of weird decisions? Listen in to find out!2023-05-131h 06Silver Screen CynicsThe Super Mario Bros. MovieLets-a go! Listen to our review of The Super Mario Bros. Movie! Wahoo!2023-04-2850 minSilver Screen CynicsKnock at the CabinKnock knock Who's there? Knock knock knock WHO'S THERE?? LET US IN OR THE WORLD WILL END BECAUSE M NIGHT SHYAMALAN SUCKS SO HARD. We reviewed Knock at the Cabin.2023-04-1451 minSilver Screen CynicsM3GANThis week, Michael and Jared review Child's Pl...M3GAN. Does the Director's Cut of the film add anything to the experience, or is it just a really soft R experience? Listen to our review now!2023-03-3134 minSilver Screen CynicsBest Picture Favorites 2023We are back! It's Oscar season, so Jared and Mike discuss the 2023 Best Picture nominees. Who do you want to win the big prize this year?2023-02-191h 17
Saviors of the MetaverseSaviors of the Metaverse 8 | Meta + Squatter Rights, Recession, Maine, Larry DavidThe episode where “Saviors of the Metaverse” became everything! Maybe one day this episode will be an NFT and you can buy this piece of history. Or maybe not.While all previous Savior episodes are properly titled with the name “Saviors of the Metaverse”, this is the one where it became a thing. ⚡️Jared opens up this episode by sharing this “well-spoken” purpose!Saviors of the Metaverse 8 | Meta + Squatter Rights, Recession, Maine, Larry David– The future of the Metaverse and Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, 2.8 Billion– Apple privacy hurts Facebook...2022-08-0254 minSilver Screen CynicsThor: Love and ThunderThis is the story of two men. They were ordinary youths with a passion for film. As they grew older they realized their passion would form an eternal bond to each other. They eventually grew old and went from grad bod to dad bod and reviewed Thor: Love and Thunder. Ok enough of that nonsense. Find out what we thought of the self-proclaimed "super gay" Thor movie.2022-07-161h 09Silver Screen CynicsThe NorthmanJourney with Jared and Michael to Valhöll on this week's episode as we discuss The Northman.2022-06-1351 minSilver Screen CynicsDr. Strange and the Multiverse of MadnessThis week Jared and Michael discuss Marvel's latest entry. How is Marvel's Phase 4 shaping up? Listen in and find out what we think!2022-05-1956 minSilver Screen CynicsUpcoming Movies 2021 *LOST EPISODE*In this lost episode, Michael and Jared discuss everything they are looking forward to in the second half of 2021 and beyond.2022-05-161h 43Silver Screen CynicsArmy of the Dead *LOST EPISODE*In this lost episode, Jared and Michael discuss Zach Snyder's Army of the Dead. The episode was lost for a year, and finally recovered! SO if the references are dated, that is why. Now you get to hear us talk about more Zach Snyder stuff...which we never do...Oh yeah, M. Night SUCKS.2022-05-161h 43Silver Screen CynicsSmall Screen CynicsThis week Jared and Michael take a break from movies to discuss all of their favorite television shows currently running. 2022-05-161h 32Silver Screen CynicsCODA (Oscars Special)DId CODA deserve Best Picture? Find out on this week's episode, along with our discussion on this year's Oscars ceremony. 2022-04-0858 minSilver Screen CynicsNightmare AlleyAs The Oscars approach we are digging into Nightmare Alley to see if it is worth your time. Does Guillermo del Toro still have it? Come listen and find out!2022-03-241h 06Silver Screen CynicsThe BatmanWhat happens to a bat when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. BAM! POW! BIFF! Michael and Jared discuss all things The Batman in this spoilery review.2022-03-111h 10
Silver Screen CynicsMortal KombatMOOOORTAL KOMBAAAAAT! Test your might on this krazy episode featuring all things Mortal Kombat. Jared and Mike are joined by Doug Vance to discuss the movies, video games, and mini series. Finish Him!2021-05-081h 36
Silver Screen CynicsMovies That Define Their DecadesWhich movies define the decade you were born in? How about the decades that came after? In this episode, Jared and Mike discuss movies that capture the essence of each decade.2021-05-071h 16
Silver Screen CynicsGodzilla Vs KongIn this episode, Jared and Mike dive into every Godzilla and Kong movie since the 2014 Godzilla movie. That's right, 4 freaking monster movies for only 1 podcast. We do it because we love you!2021-04-101h 38
Silver Screen CynicsZack Snyder's Justice LeagueFor this episode, Jared and Mike finally release their extended cut of the Justice League Extended Cut. The fans spoke, and we listened! We even stayed inside to reduce our skin tone saturation, and walked around the house in slow mo to prepare for this episode.2021-03-281h 49
Silver Screen CynicsJustice LeagueIn this episode, Jared and Mike discuss the theatrical cut of Justice League before the Snyder Cut gets released. We also discuss what brunch is, in case failed comedian Barry Allen is listening.2021-03-161h 44
Silver Screen CynicsDisneyIn this magical episode, Jared and Michael discuss some of their magical opinions of the Magic Kingdom's magical movies. Have a magical listening experience!2021-03-021h 10
Silver Screen CynicsPixarJared and Mike discuss all things Randy Newman...I mean Pixar. What films did we like? What films are boring and forgettable? Who would we be as a Pixar character? What is wrong with Randy Newman's voice? Find out all these things and more.2021-02-121h 12
Silver Screen CynicsSpider-ManJared and Mike are joined by the one and only Doug Vance to discuss all things Spider-Man. What movies did we love, or hate? Which Spider-Man did we think was a big casting mistake? Join us as we web swing our way through the good and the bad!2021-01-281h 24
Silver Screen CynicsWonder Woman 84Jared and Mike discuss what they thought of Wonder Woman 84 and whether or not it was as bad as people made it out to be.2021-01-141h 16
Silver Screen CynicsNew Year Special!Happy New Year!! In this special episode, Mike and Jared create movie resolutions for the new year, and impose a negative resolution on each other.2021-01-011h 04
Silver Screen CynicsChristmas Special Part 2!Merry Christmas! In this episode, Mike and Jared discuss what they don't like about some Christmas movies. Bah humbug!2020-12-2637 min
Silver Screen CynicsChristmas Special!Part 1 of our Christmas special. In this episode, Jared and Mike focus on the Christmas movies they enjoy. Stay tuned for the grumpy episode next!2020-12-1553 min
Silver Screen CynicsWe're Back!Mike and Jared return to discuss their Quarantine experiences and what they've been watching.2020-12-041h 34
Silver Screen Cynics55 - Infinity War Special!This week we discuss all things Infinity War. 2018-05-171h 18
Silver Screen Cynics54 - Non-MCU Movies Best/Worst FilmsThis week the Cynics pick the best and worst movies featuring Marvel properties that aren't a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.2018-05-021h 03
Silver Screen Cynics53 - DC Movies Best/Worst ListThis week Michael and Jared take on the DCEU. We discuss what we think went wrong and maybe a couple of things they got right. 2018-04-1957 min
Silver Screen CynicsMarvel Best/Worst List Part 1We are back! To celebrate Infinity War's release the Cynics discuss all of their favorite characters, movies, and more in the Marvel Cinematic Universe!2018-04-081h 13Silver Screen Cynics51 - Alien Franchise Best/Worst ListIn anticipation of Alien: Covenant we discuss the best and worst moments from each of the Alien movies.2017-05-2056 min
Silver Screen Cynics50 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Special!We are starting our summer movie specials by discussing what we thought of Marvel's latest.2017-05-1345 min
Silver Screen Cynics49 - Bad Films From Good DirectorsThis week we switch things up and talk about good directors who have made a bad film.2017-05-0343 min
Silver Screen Cynics48 - Good Films From Bad DirectorsHey sometimes even the worst directors make something worth watching.2017-04-1247 min
Silver Screen Cynics47 - Surprisingly Good Horror FilmsThis week we take a look at horror movies that completely exceeded expectations.2017-03-2831 min
Silver Screen Cynics46 - Surprisingly Good Action FilmsThis week we take a look at those films that either flew under the radar, or just looked plain awful, but were actually quite awesome. We like surprises!2017-03-1640 min
Silver Screen Cynics45 - The Avengers SpecialThis is our review of The Avengers.2017-01-2629 min
Silver Screen Cynics44 - The Avengers Special Pre-ShowMike and Jared discuss the overall experience in the theater while watching The Avengers.2017-01-2618 min
Silver Screen Cynics43 - The Lord of the Rings Best/Worst ListThis week the Cynics discuss their favorite and least favorite moments from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.2017-01-1553 min
Silver Screen Cynics42 - Cabin in the Woods ReviewThis week we dig up our review of Cabin in the Woods from the vault. Enjoy!2016-12-3137 min
Silver Screen Cynics41 - Star Wars Best/Worst List Part 2In this episode we finish our best and worst list for all Star Wars movies. Part two consists solely of what we thought of the prequel trilogy.2016-12-2221 min
Silver Screen Cynics40 - Star Wars Best/Worst List Part 1In honor of Rogue One's release the Cynics finally take some time to discuss Star Wars. In this episode we compare our ranking for the whole saga and discuss our favorite and least favorite moments from each. May the force be with you!2016-12-1841 min
Silver Screen Cynics39 - Most Typecast ActorsThis week's episode focuses on actors that can't seem to get away from the same role.2016-12-1224 min
Silver Screen Cynics38 - Best Sci-Fi Films Part 2The second half of our favorite Sci-Fi films list.2016-11-2333 min
Silver Screen Cynics37 - Best Sci-Fi Films Part 1This week we look back on our favorite Sci-Fi films of all time. Condensing our picks into one episode was too great a task so we made a MEGA LIST!2016-11-1525 min
Silver Screen Cynics36 - Video Game Movie Choices Part 2This week we finish off our list of top video games we'd love to see as feature films.2016-11-0730 min
Silver Screen Cynics35 - Video Game Movie Choices Part 1Video Game movies have a bad reputation, deservedly so. This week we aim to fix this by choosing which video games we would choose for a silver screen adaptation.2016-10-2645 min
Silver Screen Cynics34 - Humanity ExplainedScenario: Aliens have made contact. They want to learn about humans. They ask for films to provide more insight. Which films would you pick? The Cynics answer that question this week. Something tells me the aliens might not be too happy with all of our choices.2016-10-2135 min
Silver Screen Cynics33 - Guilty Pleasure MoviesThis week the Cynics discuss what movies they are slightly embarrassed to like. Oh who are we kidding? We don't get embarrassed!2016-10-1410 min
Silver Screen Cynics32 - '80s Movie Mega Challenge!The '80s were a very unique decade for film. We decided to take what we love about '80s films and try and create our own '80s film and picking the cast of our dreams. The results were nothing short of RADICAL!2016-10-1237 min
Silver Screen Cynics31 - Breaking the Fourth WallThis week the Cynics discuss movies that best used the fourth wall break. The fourth wall is the imaginary wall between the actors and the audience. Breaking it means you, the audience, are now essentially part of the story. It is not often used, but it can be very effective if done properly.2016-10-0433 min
Silver Screen Cynics30 - The Hunger Games Special (flashback)The Cynics discuss their experience watching the first Hunger Games movie in the theater.2016-09-2929 min
Silver Screen Cynics29 - Jump the SharkThis episode we focus on our favorite 'Jump the Shark,' 'Nuke the Fridge,' 'Monkey the Lincoln' moments in film.2016-09-2223 min
Silver Screen Cynics28 - Hey, It's Pauly Shore!We continue our '90s theme this week with a focus on Mr. Pauly Shore. Nobody does '90s better than the Weasel himself!2016-09-2013 min
Silver Screen Cynics27 - Hey, It's the '90s!This week the Cynics discuss which '90s movies do not hold up to current viewings. Button up your flannel t-shirts, zip up your Jncos, and don't have a cow, man while listening! As if!2016-09-1239 min
Silver Screen Cynics26 - Favorite Foreign Films (Flashback Episode)This week we discuss nos films étrangers préférés (our favorite foreign films). If you hate reading subtitles then this isn't the list for you. You should check out Michael Bay's filmography instead. ;)2016-09-0608 min
Silver Screen Cynics25 - Worst Superhero Movies (Flashback Episode)Jared & Mike discuss what superhero movies failed to meet our expectations, or were just plain awful. This list needs to be updated since DC recently has probably earned a few slots on this list!2016-08-2937 min
Silver Screen Cynics24 - Our Favorite Zombie Movies (Flashback Episode)Zombies are very much played out, but these are our favorite movies that brought an interesting take on the awful zombie film genre.2016-08-2407 min
Silver Screen Cynics23 - Creating Unnecessary SequelsIn light of how many unnecessary sequels are being made these days the Cynics create their own ideas for sequels and tried to turn them into cinema gold! (Silver?)2016-08-2242 min
Silver Screen Cynics22 - Troll 2 Special! (Flashback Episode)Jared and Mike discuss everything Troll 2 and pick the 5 worst quotes from the movie. "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......"2016-08-1720 min
Silver Screen Cynics21 - Movie Makeovers: Comedy EditionLast time we turned non-horror films into horror films. This time we try to turn serious films into something funny and/or ridiculous. The only rules were we had to change the original film's title and at least one actor.2016-08-1434 min
Silver Screen Cynics20 - Outtakes and Spelling Errors (Flashback Episode)This is our first mini-episode. It consists of a few random conversations and one of the funniest moments of our earlier years: Mike's spelling mistake. Our very first logo was posted as "Sivler Srceen Cynics." That was amazing!2016-08-1106 min
Silver Screen Cynics19 - Worst Practical EffectsWe love when practical effects are used in good taste. When they miss the mark completely though? It can be hard to watch. This is our list of horrible uses of practical effects.2016-08-0745 min
Silver Screen Cynics18 - Biggest Oscars Upsets (Flashback Episode)Jared and Mike discuss the 2012 Oscars and the biggest upsets in Oscars history.2016-08-0524 min
Silver Screen Cynics17 - Movie Makeovers: Horror EditionThe Cynics pick non-horror films and give them a horror makeover. This was probably the most enjoyable challenge we've had so far!2016-07-3134 min
Silver Screen Cynics16 - Worst Child Actors + Drive Review (Flashback Episode)Jared and Mike review the movie Drive and discuss the worst child actors. This is our first episode ever so enjoy the poor sound quality!2016-07-3025 min
Silver Screen Cynics15 - Silver Screen RebootsThe Cynics discuss what films or franchises they would reboot and how they would improve on them.2016-07-2443 min
Silver Screen Cynics14 - Our End of the World MoviesJared and Mike play Screenplay Cynics and discuss their ideas for an end-of-the-world movie. All we need now is a finished script, directing talent, actors...$100m...dang it!2016-07-1741 min
Silver Screen Cynics13 - Worst Music Choices in FilmThe Cynics painstakingly listened to awful licensed or original songs for films and discussed which ones we deemed the worst.2016-07-1041 min
Silver Screen Cynics12 - Explosive American 4th of July Special!Jared, Michael, and Ian discuss what movies make them think of this great nation. Happy 4th everyone!2016-07-0344 min
Silver Screen Cynics11 - Father's Day Special! Part 3 *BONUS*Now that Father's Day is over we can return to being cynical. This time we focus on the worst dads in film.2016-06-2114 min
Silver Screen Cynics10 - Father's Day Special! Part 2Jared & Michael remember the best stories about their fathers and movies. Happy Father's Day to all of the dads out there!2016-06-1827 min
Silver Screen Cynics09 - Father's Day Special! Part 1Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! We are celebrating with a 3-part series on the best and worst dads in film and celebrating our own fathers with some great stories we have when watching films with them.2016-06-1727 min
Silver Screen Cynics08 - Best Directorial DebutsSome directors managed to start their feature film careers on a really good note. This is our list.2016-06-1047 min
Silver Screen Cynics07 - Worst Casting Decisions and Our Replacement PicksSome actors were just completely miscast and ultimately brought down the quality of the film. We would like to go back in time to offer up some suggestions to the studios. If only we could see these versions instead!2016-06-0254 min
Silver Screen Cynics06 - Most Overrated Movies Ever!Jared & Mike discuss those films that shouldn't have received such high praise. Caution: toes will be stepped on! 2016-05-2748 min
Silver Screen Cynics05 - Dream Blockbusters *BONUS*Jared & Mike discuss what blockbusters they would like to see made in five years.2016-05-1309 min
Silver Screen Cynics04 - Summer Blockbuster Super Show!To kick off the summer blockbuster season (thanks to Civil War) Jared & Mike discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly experiences they've had watching some of them.2016-05-0933 min
Silver Screen Cynics03 - The BEST MoviesJared & Mike are joined by Ian to discuss their favorite movies.2016-05-0536 min
Silver Screen Cynics02 - The WORST MoviesJared & Mike wade through all of their suppressed memories of traumatizingly bad movies to bring you their list of the absolute worst.2016-04-2935 min
Silver Screen Cynics01 - We're Back!Mike & Jared are back after a long fugue state. We have some exciting announcements about the changes we are making to the show! We also play Screenplay Cynics and write our own awful screenplays.2016-04-1927 min