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Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 10It's your bog-standard, run-of-the-mill RVW episode here at the CGFPL pod. Stay woke.
2025-03-061h 10Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 9 (feat. Eli Estes)From the archive at this point (sorry guys) but this episode is a real treat, especially if you like listening to two charming brothers brag and brag about how cool their recent eurotrip was. We are so back.
2025-02-111h 06Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 8The lads have awoken to find the premier league landscape in utter shambles. It's up to these brave boys to take the broken pieces of this fallen world and start the healing process. And they need your help.
2024-12-171h 10Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 7The ghouls are back with their spookiest episode yet. We're talking zumbies! Put this on when the clock strikes midnight, and light a candle to unlock the hidden messaging within the podcast!
2024-10-301h 232024-10-181h 02Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 5 (feat. Trey Weise)It's our golden birthday, and here to celebrate is Mr. Trey Weise of competitive intermural basketball fame. Together, these three jocks bring an indomitable force of testosterone and analysis that is SURE to rub off on your everyday conversation. And it's FREE
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2024-09-061h 17Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 3Yeehaw fuckaroos it's time to run around in the ring with a little red cape while Peter Crouch runs on all fours at full speed directly toward your groin area! Hope you're wearing a cup cause he has no respect.
2024-08-281h 042024-08-121h 12Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL5 Ep. 1Did you miss us? We're back in your hearts and ears for another FPL season, one that's sure to top the sharts in terms of ecstasy, agony, apathy, and trash talk. See you there >:)
2024-07-311h 002024-06-1552 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 14Welcome back, my lords, to Here. Your Own Personal Kettle Of Fish. You're welcome?
2024-04-1652 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 13 (feat. William Spicer)Accept the challenge that is laid before you, young wanderer. And take our sage wisdom with you! Or else!
2024-03-271h 07Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 12 (feat. Rob Griffith)Mega sized episode this week, as we welcome the manager of top contender Jonjo's Goggles to the poddy. Namaste
2024-03-071h 22Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 11This episode, it's a classic Tale of Two Producers. Listen as Jary and Brian (Grian??) go head to head in single combat. Only one emerges alive!!!!!!
2024-02-061h 08Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 10 (feat. Hunter Hawes)Did we mention that you're not ready? You're not. This episode features the bewitching fan-favorite, "Hunter" Hawes, in a starring role. The season is just getting started!
2024-01-241h 04Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 9You're always welcome around our CGFPL family table. Today's agenda: Predictions. FPL Grades. Strategies. Goalie talk? No. Join us!
2024-01-101h 08Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 8The boys are back for a pretty wonky gameweek! But we're talking hairstyles, we're talking PL storylines, we're checking in on each others' health.
2023-12-061h 08Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 7 (feat. Evan Hare)The renowned manager of Salt Lake City F.C. stopped by the studio to give an educated take on "knocks", Fulham, and the Premier League at large. This one is VERY NPR.
2023-11-141h 15Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 6It's the EMERGENCY WILDCARD episode. Stay safe out there folks
2023-11-071h 11Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 5Hear ye, hear ye! Le boys are back in town for a SPOOKY episode of the poddy.
2023-10-251h 01Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 4 (feat. Jersey Jake Parke)It's that time of year again. The time when we offer up the latest and greatest jerseys of the premier league to be judged and critiqued accordingly by the foremost authority on the subject. Join us, won't you?
2023-09-271h 27Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 3Welcome back to the house of failed bits. It's international break? Get your heads back in gear, gang!
2023-09-121h 30Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 2Yoooo come here real quick. Man you look downbad and downtrodden. Come and drink from the life-giving well of the CGFPL podcast!
2023-08-291h 32Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4 Ep. 1Come one, come all, huddle around your old timey radios for the Corporate Global Fantasy Premier League Podcast! The joy of victory, the agony of defeat, the embarrassment of captaining anyone whose initials aren't EH - it's all here for you, dear listener. Corporate Global declares this season now OPEN
2023-08-161h 34Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL4_ASMR (Beta)Featuring first-year club owners Hunger Hawes and Jeff Landowner! And don't even get me started on the dulcet tones. Listen to this one in a hot tub!
2023-07-261h 17Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 16 (Fazolis Massa: Conquest)Tips and Tricks:
Several vehicles, such as the AT-ST and Space Transports, have positions which offer remote rockets. Control these rockets just as you would a starfighter. For maximum damage, accelerate to full boost speed before making contact with your target.
2023-07-261h 00Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 15CGFPL Cup has begun! Will anyone be able to catch the infamous griffith brothers for the top spot? No they will not.
2023-05-091h 10Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 14Welcome one, welcome all, to the soothing spa treatment of cgfplps3wt&e. Please dress down to whatever clothing level makes you the most comfortable. That's it?? You can't possibly be.... okay okay I'll work around the newcastle alternate kit
2023-04-181h 05Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 13Spring is here and you know (hehe) what that means am I right fellas ;) hehe
2023-03-231h 17Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 12b-b-back once again. Table's getting tight! Make your reservation!
2023-02-281h 21Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 11Amber is the color of both boys' energies today! Evan joins a soccer league. Taylor gently razzes him. All is quiet on the western front.
2023-01-111h 03Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 10 (World Cup Overfloweth)This year America lays down the law against these foreign parts *muscle emoji*
2022-12-1356 min2022-11-111h 22Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 8Thank You For Listening To This Spotify Premium Exclusive Pod Cast. Please Sign In Using Your Google Account And Account/Routing #
2022-11-031h 08Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 7PLEASE stop sending fan mail. It's all peace and love but tyler and edgar literally have a permanent bonfire outside their luxury apartment because I'm having to feed it your mash notes 24/7. Plus they get mad when I try and read the letters aloud and they whip my fingers with real whips til I throw them out the penthouse window into the rising fire. We're on the 135-137th floor here and the fire is nearly to the window. They say they love you (and I contractually agree) but PLEASE keep your horny messages to yourself or on tumblr...
2022-10-2649 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 6Okay, let's see, this will be the 6th episode for both of you - I'm thinking we need something a little more simple, a little more elegant, and less grey. Did it, done it, own it. I'm gonna throw some colors atya: Mauve, Teal, and Salmon, what do you like? Besides the salmon OKAY, Madonna! Don't keep it. Just put that in the mix (wink) I SEE LASERS! IT'S A MIRACLE! HE BELIEVES! HE BELIEVES!
2022-10-041h 17Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 5Happy Birthday To The Lord Regent Of The Southwest Bow Before Your Pod
2022-09-2150 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 4Jerzey Kong joins the Diddy and Cranky show to talk about Monkey Fashion, most notably including those terrible striped shorts on the pegleg crocs in the kremling krew. Plus, OSTRICH YEEZY'S??????????????
2022-09-011h 07Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL3 Ep. 3China Before Communism: Some audience members drive hundreds of miles to see it. Others watch the same performance five or six times. Why? There are simply no words to describe it—you have to see it with your own eyes to find out.
Join us for the experience of a lifetime. 2023 Shen Yun.
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Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 23 (The Fazoli's at the End of the Universe)It was at Fazolis. You were there!! How do you not remember this?
2022-06-0857 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 22Nobody panic! Get in your safe space, wear your helmet if you can, and hunker down til it passes over. Hopefully there's no windows where you are, but it might be cool to watch the beautiful asteroids get larger and larger as they hurtle toward our planet for the last time. Hey, while I've got you here, can I interest you in some hot takes on the corporate global fantasy premier league? Oh man you're gonna love this
2022-05-0459 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 21You Deserve To Be Paid For What You’ve Gone Through.
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2022-04-261h 13Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 20OH WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN OH WHEN THE SPURRS GO MARCHING INNN HOW I LONG TO BE IN THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN COYS COYS COYS COYS
2022-04-0736 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 19This one's an Estes solo mish where he gets in there zero-dark-thirty style and absolutely hooks us up with knowledge bullets. Prepare your minds and bodies to be riddled with premier league wisdom and explosive insight
2022-03-1722 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 18Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO all aboard cgfpl train! Ha ha I'm just playing. In this episode,
2022-02-251h 22Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 17Pod Cast from real taylor Hare and Estes, please venmo @jary bank in our country has shut down for covid but venmo @jarry for money to come through and you will receive Wonderful Pod Cast! Sometimes the guy get so sad they are start to cry about the Covid nineteen pandemic but if you support the pod cast wondewrful listeners abroad
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2022-02-081h 01Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 16It is a momentous occasion! In this episode, hear Taylor Hare and Evan Estes make the distinct commitment to you, the listener: never again to miss a week of podcasting! Even in the off-season, they commit to bringing you only the highest-quality conversation that you have come to expect from CGFPLcast. And for the low price of $10/mo. (less than Netflix!) you can hear every episode, in its entirety, in glorious high fidelity. This price increase is meant to add VALUE to your listening experience, and we hope you join us on this great leap into the future of...
2022-01-191h 05Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 15 (Estes Dynasty)Fan-favorite Eli Estes of the powerhouse Tanguy Take Me Home makes his first appearance on the pod for a decisive brother battle in which we finally who decide who is the superior Estes. Only one survives. Do not miss this one, folks.
2022-01-0358 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 14Hoh hoh hoh everyone we bring you the gift of soccer and TODAY we find out just what is the deal with Evan's Lord's a-Leaping over the winter fixtures. Ding a ling, hear them sing, soon it will be Estes day (unless wyatt continues to do his art BETTER)
2021-12-0828 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 13Top 20 Isolated Vocal Tracks You NEED To Hear #1: Taylor
Great news for Taylor fans! Over 900 hours of CGFPL archival audio has just been leaked, and we're your way in. In this sample, we've unearthed an insane vocal track from CG king Taylor, for the very first time. Check our page for more!
2021-11-3034 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 12 (Data Daycare starring Willie)Soccer time coming fast and you know what that means don't you PODCAST TIME that's right a high octane brain-blasting hour of volcanic takes and incinerating perspectives fully unfiltered from the three godkings of FPL - This episode is also featuring William Spicer, who for some reason is allowed by the universe to be exceptionally great at multiple fantasy sports >:( Willy explains his mastery of Dataism and walks us through his shrewd mental dataductions so that YOU TOO can aim for the throne
2021-11-191h 12Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 11 (Wholesome Version with Reid)Podcasts, podcasts, heard y'all were looking for podcasts? Oh ho, have I got something for- ... a podcast about fantasy premier league? Don't doubt our- ... about the insular corporate global fpl??? You drive a hard bargain sir, but send us 4 ducats of Ethereum and we'll send you a discreet, unmarked package. It's another international break this week, and we are thrilled to welcome on the celebrated young man about town: REID - manager of Naptown FC. This is a good podcast, you won't regret this decision (*shakes your hand, palms your watch and tucks the spoils into loudly jingling pockets)
2021-11-101h 05Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 10Full disclosure: zoom ate several bits and bytes of the audio, but we did some field surgery as best we could. The episode is still, of course, VERY good. Happy Halloween you F.A.'s
2021-10-2756 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 9 (with Agent 007 Wyatt)This episode is purely for the fellas in the house, as we discuss the pros and cons of the geriatric Craig Danielson's farewell tour as the hunky spieman Jane's Bond. We've all seen the movie and we all DEFINITELY know what the film is called. (*E minor [add maj 9] chord as the camera zooms in on my wink)
2021-10-1259 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 8 (Halloween Special with Rob)It's our spookiest episode yet, slinging demerits, ted lasso references, and even a mysterious audio issue (THAT I EDITED OUT jeez guys). Despite these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, this enlightening conversation with Rob (of Smeagoal/Goallum fame) is sure to take your results next week to the top of the table. Happy Halloween, managers >:)
2021-10-061h 15Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 7Isn't one of our lads a year older then? And his gift to you, the listener, is an extra year of wisdom at your disposal to carry you into the upper echelons of the Corporate Global Fantasy Premier League. And are there any echelons higher than that? No there are not. Happy belated birthday, Evan. You've grown so tall :')
2021-09-231h 05Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 6 (Fireside Chat with Dew)It's the international break, and we've somehow managed to snag the revered Dew Weasel from his busy schedule for a delightful fireside chat in which Taylor definitely does not blast Nuno again. I haven't finished the ep yet, but gee I hope they don't go too hard on the man again. I'm sure they'll get Jake's takes on those sick Venice kits though. Anyone want to hop on discord for Saturday's matches? I think Percy and I are going to watch the early game since Spurs are at Palace. Brentford/Brighton is going to be a sick match too...
2021-09-101h 05Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 5House Estes rises in power while House Hare disintegrates. Cor blimey this table's wibbly wobbly I'm the good doctor T for Tardis join us on a bloodie grand bang-up adventure Ronaldo is back?? I can't imagine anyone will be picking him up though (unless!)
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2021-09-011h 07Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 4The NPR money is rolling in now, lads. From here on out, we're offering the most expensive forwards, the highest quality jerseys, and certified authentic Ancelotti eyebrows for everyone.
Click this link to vocalize your questions for the boys, and maybe YOU could end up being mercilessly executed at the CGFPL altar!
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2021-08-241h 11Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 3Hold on a minute, you mean to tell me it's game week ONE and these guys are BECH BOOSTING?! Listen m'lord, it's not good and it's not right. We try and run a proper league here, and we can't just let any old swindler through the doors. That being said, we always applaud a go-getter. That being said, consider yourself banished until game week 2 >:(
2021-08-171h 08Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 2You've joined the league(s), come up with a team name, talked all manner of shit to your competitors - *Sid from Toy Story voice* "Now for the tricky part...... PLAYERS."
The season's right around the corner. Join us, won't you?
2021-08-051h 20Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL2 Ep. 1Biryani Paneer League is BACK, and Taylor and Evan have got the HOT TIPS to get your summer managerial look so styling. Who's HOT? Who's NOT? Evan thinks he's VERY HOT.
2021-08-0339 minCorporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueBONUS - Super League SpecialSit down, son, we've got a lot to talk about. **Long exhale** Listen, you are your own man now with your own responsibilities, and you can make your own decisions for your life. But I couldn't help but notice that at the rally last night you didn't chant "fuck the super league" with all of us. Again, you can come to your own conclusions about this kind of thing, but while you're living in my house you will chant with us, do you understand? Good. I'm proud of you, son. Heh, anyway... I bought us a pack of hobnobs...
2021-04-211h 40Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 13Did you miss us? Did you forget that there's still soccer happening? >:( Don't forget anymore. Remember who you are and WHOSE you are. Don't let a week go by without setting those teams [ unless ;) ]
2021-04-131h 10Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 12You wanna be on top? Well too bad it's EVAN now. Evan is Champignon. Long Live King Evan.
The boys are going to get you set up for this game week though. Listen up, and get psyched for the end-of-season wrap-up party at Fazolis.
2021-03-171h 44Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 11WE'RE BAAAAAAACK. Taylor definitely says "Droid Federation Army" in this one, so you know it's lit. Make those transfers! Set those lineups! There can only be one winner. Don't NOT be your very best possible self - you may end up with "Most Christ-Like."
2021-02-101h 14Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 10The lads break down a very very strange gameweek (and real week). A king is dethroned. Catchphrases are re-used. An episode comes out after the official GW. It's the CORPORATE GLOBAL FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE
2021-01-261h 19Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 9Taylor and Evan get deep into Chelsea/Liverpool slander, and give dumb folks like me the scoop on how to properly play Pandemic Premier League. Just guys being dudes today B)
2021-01-101h 00Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 8*emerges from carbonite
*falls to knees
"Who's there? I.... can't see..."
*tries desperately to recount the previous seven days' events
"I'm.... I'm sorry this one's late, gang... I guess it just wasn't meant to be and-"
*Collapses to the floor in penitent death.
2020-12-291h 26Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 7 (Wyatt Bares All!)Manager Wyatt of the Winner Faces reveals all his secrets in an exclusive tell-all interview with the boys! Just for starters, who's he with? What does he REALLY think about all this? It might not be what you think >:)
2020-12-111h 33Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Fireside Chat - Jersey JakeOh no, we've become unstuck in time! We're floating and falling through the milky miasma that makes up the multiverse. This special episode was recorded on November 17th 2020 - may it remind you of the days when we existed in physical form upon a stable plane of existence :')
2020-12-041h 17Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 6 (Tim Tam Slam)This week it's CRUMBS manager Tim Griffith on the horn, here to dish the hot goss on Mourinho and put his brothers on blast.
2020-12-021h 11Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 5We're back after the bye week, just two boys getting DEEP IN THE BUSINESS.
2020-11-271h 24Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 4 (Big Willie Style)Salah got Covid :((((
He'll be alright tho m8 stiff upper lip and all that
2020-11-151h 15Corporate Global: Fantasy Premier LeagueCGFPL Ep. 3 (feat. King Jary)featuring league hero Jary Groth strongest soccerman please rate and scrubside revew on itune
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