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We Don't Have CookiesDan "The Beast" Severn Returns!This week Jason bumps the announced guest, former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, to talk to UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan bagging groceries, boxing kangaroos, pro wrestling and they play a game called "you or unicorn". The Mooch promises to be on next week...if possible. Then the pocast's official weatherman and YouTube sensation Frankie MacDonald gives you the latest on the weather. All of that and more on this weeks WDHC! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave...2019-12-0931 min
We Don't Have CookiesA Christmas Cookie CarolThis week Jason takes a page from the Charles Dickens classic novel, A Christmas Carol and talks to guests from the past, present and future. Representing the past, comedian Mike Morris returns to the podcast for the first time in over 2 years. They talk about Mike's Facebook prank telling people that Jason died on his birthday (to hear more about that listen to this episode, http://traffic.libsyn.com/wedonthavecookies/Mike_Explains_Himself-Full_Show.mp3), Mike hosting the first of the podcast's stand up shows and more. Representing the present, Kenny Bolin returns to the show to talk about Ja...2018-12-2447 minWe Don't Have CookiesMarshall Law: Wood Enthusiasts v ChooChooStuMarshall Law is back! Judge Jason presides with his bailiff, UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn! A few months ago, ChooChooStu was on the podcast talking to Jason about a podcast that they had both started listening to, the Wood Enthusiasts. During that conversation Stu said that he was more of a "plastics guy". It didn't take long for word to get back to the Wood Enthusiasts about what Stu had said. They released a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMWUurRQAY) venting about what Stu said, but that wasn't enough, they want justice! So Larry...2018-09-0332 minWe Don't Have CookiesThe Beast of Burden of ProofThis week Jason talks to UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan's recent travels, a new personal record that Dan set, his role as the bailiff for the Marshall Law episodes and more. Jason talks about why a guest wasn't able to be on the podcast and goes over some upcoming weird holidays. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Ballad of Dan" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a...2018-08-1922 minWe Don't Have Cookies3 Year AnniversaryJason celebrates the podcast's 3 year anniversary! The show starts off with clips from the podcast's very first episode's guests Gary Henry & Mama Kate. Then Jason catches up with his good friend, Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. There is a clip by blind Australian filmmaker gough. The newest contributor to the podcast, Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, calls in to introduce himself to the listeners. There is a clip from Switzerland's unofficial ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling and another by Mike Phirman of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick to announce his upcoming appearance on...2018-08-1044 minWe Don't Have CookiesThe King and the Court This week Jason is joined by ChooChooStu who is on for the first time since UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn allowed him back on the podcast on the Christmas episode. Stu has been a busy man. He's just finished up being on jury duty and he met a whole cast of characters there. He has also started up a new podcast called the Podcast Factor that features clips from a wide variety of podcast. Then Jason makes a very surprising announcement about the return of a former guest who long time fans will remember very well...2018-03-0534 min
We Don't Have CookiesBeauty and the Beast KLRNRadio-auphonicThis week UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn returns! A couple of weeks ago another UFC Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock, agreed to face off with Dan on the podcast's comedy courtroom, Marshall Law, and this week Dan responds. Then comedian, actress and adult film star Rebecca Love drops by to talk about her worst Valentine's Day ever, getting into stand up comedy, she compares her worst joke ever with Jason's and much more! There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson as well as songs, "A Manly Song" and "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah"...2018-02-2544 minWe Don't Have CookiesBeauty and the BeastThis week UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn returns! A couple of weeks ago another UFC Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock, agreed to face off with Dan on the podcast's comedy courtroom, Marshall Law, and this week Dan responds. Then comedian, actress and adult film star Rebecca Love drops by to talk about her worst Valentine's Day ever, getting into stand up comedy, she compares her worst joke ever with Jason's and much more! There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson as well as songs, "A Manly Song" and "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah...2018-02-1238 minWe Don't Have CookiesKen Shamrock Is Here!This week Jason is joined by UFC Hall of Famer, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock. They talk about how Ken got his nickname, funny moments in the UFC cage and an odd storyline he was involved in during his time with the WWE. He also addresses all of the things that another UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn had to say about him when Dan was on the podcast. There is a song by Trevor Strong called "I've Been Trying to Write a Song About Procrastination". Then Swiss comedian Fran Kissling talks about getting into...2018-01-2938 minWe Don't Have CookiesThe Christmas 2017 EpisodeOn this episode Jason is joined by all of the 2017 regulars. Benny Mack stops by to let everybody know how he will be spending the holiday in New Zealand. ChooChooStu gets interrupted again by UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Mama Kate and Jason crown a Dumb*** of the Year for December. Then Kenny Bolin gives a hint at what the big announcement is that Jason was going to announce on the last episode. There are also special messages by Dan Severn, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Mike Canestaro, Kristina Hughes and Frankie MacDonald. The songs on this...2017-12-2527 minWe Don't Have CookiesGuests of Cookies PastThis week Jason does a take on the Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol by bringing in guests from the podcast's past. The first guest is the person who was the first voice ever heard on the podcast, Brittany. They talk about a lost episode they did that Jason recently found, a former guest they did an episode about and a This or That podcast scenario. Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting drops in for a few minutes. Dave was the person Jason learned most of his podcasting knowledge from. They talk about a viral video that was...2017-12-1430 minWe Don't Have CookiesFeast of FriendshipJason starts off by apologizing that there is no big show like he had been hyping up all month because he was too sick to prepare one. Mama Kate stops by to talk about how disappointed she is that there is no show and they talk about all of the things that they would have talked about if there was one. Dan Severn says hello. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "History is Made by Stupid People". Then Dave Nelson calls to talk about a new segment that they were going to announce today if there was...2017-11-2344 minWe Don't Have CookiesThe Beast is Back!Jason starts the episode by talking about the Festival of Friendship and all of the announcements that will be made during it (including one at the end of this episode) and follows up on something from last Monday's episode with Karen Rontowski. There is a reverse prank phone call by Eugene Mirman talking to a debt collector and Epic Rap Battles of History's "Zeus vs Thor". Dan Severn returns to the show to talk about getting his nickname from legendary NFL player Jim Brown, his legendary career and announces what his role will be on the podcast moving forward. 2017-11-0627 minWe Don't Have CookiesMarshall Law: Dan "The Beast" Severn v ChooChooStuAfter the last episode of Marshall Law Jason sentenced ChooChooStu to sing "We Don't Give a D**n About the Whole State of Michigan", for more of a backstory listen to that episode by clicking here. Well, that didn't sit well with one Michigan resident. Unfortunately for Stu, that Michigan resident is UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Since Dan lives so close, Jason refuses to take any responsibility for the song and Stu is on his own. Does Stu stand a chance in court against a former UFC champion? Will Jason get away with not taking...2017-11-0228 min