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Jason Rohrer And Todd Anderson
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 134)
Heaven is a movie about having faith and what happens when a Christian dies or something like that. It's really awful. Jason and Todd talk about why faith-based movies are so attractive for Jason, whether or not they would be surprised to find Donald Trump in heaven, and they also ponder why heaven is just a few white fences, walls, and astro turf.
2025-05-03
2h 03
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 133)
Avenging Force is one of these Canon films starring Michael Dudikoff, and it's surely lousy, but damn if it isn't the most fun take on The Most Dangerous Game this side of Hard Target with Van Damme. Jason and Todd talk about the movie they were supposed to watch but it was no longer available, The Devil's Workshop starring Radha Mitchell. They really don't remember anything much about it, so they turn their attention mostly to the magnificence of the charismatic Steve James. And maybe a little about being terrified of current events, and their backs hurt. Anyway. Jason...
2025-03-08
1h 55
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 126)
Life of the Party is a Melissa McCarthy movie that made $65 million at the box office. It's a kind of riff on Back to School. Jason hates it. Todd loves Melissa McCarthy no matter what. They also talk a lot about losers and what should be done with them. Spoiler alert: at the end they feel terrible.
2024-05-24
1h 59
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 124)
Possession is a horror movie with Sam Neil that feels like you are watching scene work from an acting class. Jason and Todd sometimes get mesmerized by the acting in this movie enough to actually talk about the movie itself, but they also talk about children's television, anal surgery, and what kinds of guns they like to shoot. Also, they breakdown the Oscar movies they've seen. Which isn't all of them. Or even that many. Jason likes Dream Scenario more than The Zone of Interest, even though the former was nominated for nothing.
2024-03-23
2h 36
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 120)
Silverado is an 80s western that Jason hates so much he wanted to do a two and a half hour podcast about it. Of course, Jason and Todd barely talk about the movie at all, instead talking about Theresa Russell, the importance of the audition process, and then get in a debate about Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Julianna Margulies. Also they talk about crying.
2023-11-28
2h 41
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 119)
Tough Guys Don't Dance is a neo-noir picture from Norman Mailer, in which homophobic misogynists do horrible things to each other in Provincetown, MA. Jason and Todd talk about what this movie meant in their childhoods, discuss Jason's troubles operating an iPad, and Todd reminds Jason that he was once Albert Maysles' house boy for a weekend.
2023-10-30
1h 56
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 118)
Airport is a movie about an airport run by incompetents. Jason and Todd talk about why they love disaster movies even though that's ghoulish, Jason discusses how various health troubles make sex uninviting, and Todd remembers his favorite shot from Airport '77. It's all right here, folks!
2023-09-29
2h 36
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 117)
Blades is an 80s movie about a killer lawnmower terrorizing a golf course. Jason and Todd mostly talk about Todd's son, the homeless crisis, and how this movie is way better than any Marvel film. The effects are better.
2023-08-29
1h 44
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 115)
The Great Outdoors is a movie from the John Hughes/John Candy team up era of comedy movies. Jason doesn't like family comedies, but Todd is okay with them if they have raccoons and teen romance, and each character gets their own specific scoring. Mostly Jason and Todd talk about current event issues like homelessness and also television monologues. The movie is only 90 minutes, but this conversation runs longer. Which is what you have come to expect from this podcast.
2023-06-30
1h 46
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 114)
Lost Horizon is a movie about a plane filled with rich white trash crash landing into a musical. Jason and Todd don't like musicals to begin with, but this thing really brings a new meaning to the concept of lousy films. Also, George Kennedy had hard water, and nobody ever told him about filtration systems. Doesn't matter, Jason and Todd talk about loads of other stuff, including weight loss and the inherent problems with immortality and as always - Godzilla. Jason says the c-word a lot in reference to the Dalai Lama.
2023-05-31
2h 39
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 112)
Trackdown is a movie that has Eric Estrada in it. One time, Todd saw Eric Estrada's personal locker at a cigar store in Studio City. But that's not at all what Jason and Todd talk about while watching this movie that has Anne Archer in it, they've got to talk about people with the last name Sidaris and socio-political issues they clearly don't fully understand while still finding reasons to ALMOST yell at each other about. But they don't quite yell. That's probably a disappointment, isn't it?
2023-03-30
1h 53
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 109)
Dead for a Dollar is a Walter Hill western that came out in 2022. Seems fitting for the last movie Jason and Todd talk through for the year. In addition to complaining about not enough gun fire, Jason dives deep into his family history, and Todd talks about the (also 2022) movie Troll. This one made Jason real mad and now he has vowed revenge.
2022-12-14
1h 51
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 106)
[[:encoded, "The White Buffalo has a magical white buffalo puppet, a magical Jack Warden, and a Charles Bronson who never takes his damn shirt off. Don't matter, though, cuz Jason and Todd talk about other things most of the time, like what their lives were like in 5th grade and how their memories are not at all dependable. They don't yell at each other at all because Todd's wife is home and she won't have it."]]
2022-06-28
1h 41
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 103)
[[:encoded, "Turkey Shoot aka Escape 2000 is another exploitative take on The Most Dangerous Game starring the magnetic Steve Railsback. It's epic and kind of wonderful but Jason and Todd mostly talk about Ukraine and their equally subjective and uneducated opinions on auteur filmmakers. And Todd complains about that same stupid commercial director again. It's as if he actually suffered some kind of trauma. Bonus: Jason relates fourteen different stories about showing up to wildly late to important events. Anyway. Lots of love here."]]
2022-03-22
2h 01
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 102)
[[:encoded, "The Identical is a movie about Elvis's twin being as good as Elvis which according to this movie's music also sucks. No matter. Despite the running time of an hour forty for the movie, Jason and Todd talk for three and a half hours. Included are thoughts on this movie, other Christian movies, and then they yell fight for thirty minutes about shit (Rogan, Chappelle, groups insulted by them) they both agree for the last thirty minutes that they have no business or effect on - but at a certain point Todd literally whines, \"I am so tired and...
2022-02-09
3h 38
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 99)
[[:encoded, "The Many Saints of Newark is an HBO movie prequel to an HBO television series about gangsters with eating disorders. Jason and Todd mostly talk about the whole David Chappelle controversy despite Todd swearing he doesn't want to. Spoiler Alert! They manage to come to some kind of understanding. Sort of. No, don't talk about the movie for more than five minutes."]]
2021-10-26
2h 53
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 88)
[[:encoded, "Intimate Agony is a TV movie from 1983 that is a lot like Jaws, except instead of a shark terrorizing a vacation island, it's a an outbreak of herpes. Be warned that Jason will discuss in detail his own experiences with VD, and Todd will probably giggle about Jason's misfortune because he is a total dick. Anyway, let truth by your Judith Light, and set down with these two idiots for a dose of it."]]
2020-11-24
1h 49
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 86)
[[:encoded, "Vivarium is a movie about two young beautiful people stuck in the suburbs because of nerdy aliens. It hits a little two close to home for Jason and Todd who, while perhaps not young and beautiful, are stuck in the suburbs. So they talk about Bill and Ted 3, TV movies of the week, and sending children to their deaths."]]
2020-09-09
1h 49
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 85)
[[:encoded, "Double Jeopardy is a movie starring a lady whose career was killed by a Hollywood monster. Jason and Todd watch it for the second time in a row due to technical malfunctions, so really this is Double Double Jeopardy. Is double double jeopardy even legal? These guys do not care, and proceed to talk about movies from the fifties versus the eighties, VP picks, and the virtues of choosing a cocaine habit over gainful employment. The boys are back together! Well, virtually, anyway."]]
2020-08-18
1h 52
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 84)
[[:encoded, "The Apple is a musical that involves an apple. It's really quite awful, and the Andersons are up at bat. Todd, Hilary and Colby take on\nthe challenge from Jason and Corey with what can only be described as difficulty. It takes a very long time for Hilary to make the penicillin, and while the conversation starts off with some\nthoughtful ruminations on art and music, it ultimately descends into an argument about whose turn it is to clean up the cat vomit."]]
2020-07-01
1h 28
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 83)
[[:encoded, "Beyond the Door is a spaghetti rip-off of The Exorcist, and led to a huge lawsuit when it was an international hit at the box office. Jason and Corey rise to Todd's cruel challenge, and manage to talk through the entire dumb movie while staving off the threatening insanity that comes with quarantining in America. That's right. We just made your weekend."]]
2020-05-28
1h 50
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 82)
[[:encoded, "Joni is a movie from 1979 about a woman who was paralyzed in a swimming accident, and it stars, was produced, and is based on the autobiography of Joni herself. For quarantine times, Jason has challenged Todd to watch this with his family, Hilary and Colby. It's kind of crazy, and halfway through the Andersons realize they are horrible monsters."]]
2020-04-30
1h 55
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 81)
[[:encoded, "Spenser Confidential is a Marky-Mark Netflix movie show and we are in quarantine. Jason and Todd can't suffer with each other right now, so they are forcing their leading ladies to suffer their tangential yapping instead. We weren't going to stop hurting each other, you guys. This time, it's Jason and Corey!"]]
2020-03-31
1h 48
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 80)
[[:encoded, "Wicked Woman is a movie about a really tall blonde lady who is...wicked, we guess? Jason and Todd hunker down to talk of film noir women, the grieving process, and Hal Holbrook. It's a lot to talk about during a movie with a very short running time. They even touch on overweight white people!"]]
2020-02-26
1h 29
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 79)
[[:encoded, "Chill Factor is a movie with the tag line, \"Two guys, one bomb, and a whole lot of ice cream.\" It has Skeet Ulrich. There is also a UPS truck involved. It's hard to follow the dumb plot if you are incessantly talking about other movies, tragedies in Los Angeles, and feeling superior. So Jason and Todd get lost. They get really, really lost."]]
2020-01-28
1h 43
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 78)
[[:encoded, "The Fanatic is a movie directed by that Limp Bizkit guy and starring that Scientology guy. Fitting that Jason and Todd should end 2019 by talking through one of the worst reviewed movies of 2019. They talk about Tarantino's latest, war movies, and even mention the movie Tiptoes again. Have a great holiday!"]]
2019-12-19
1h 30
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 77)
[[:encoded, "Dragon Wars: D-War is a movie about a dragon war that Craig Robinson is heavily involved in for some reason. Todd and Jason talk about Godzilla movies, a bad experience Todd had seeing Parasite, and Jason's fucked up back. Dragons!"]]
2019-11-19
1h 36
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 76)
[[:encoded, "The Manitou is an exorcist-type deal, but it isn't Christianity but Native American based, as portrayed by a number of actors who can't ever run for office. Jason and Todd spend the running time talking about Tony Curtis's weird hair, current B-movies Todd liked, and weird space alien movies where the alien is all rapey. No politics!"]]
2019-10-30
1h 49
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 75))
[[:encoded, "Uninvited is a movie about a killer orange cat on a yacht with a confused George Kennedy. Jason loves this movie, as chosen by Todd, but that does not deter either of them from talking about impeachment, whining stand-up comics, and getting in car fights during drug deals gone bad. It's all you even wanted in a two hour podcast!"]]
2019-09-26
2h 02
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 74)
[[:encoded, "8 Million Ways To Die is an eighties movie about an alcoholic cop played by Jeff Bridges, who has to deal with both Andy Garcia and the luminous Rosanna Arquette, but nowhere near 8 million possible deaths. Jason and Todd of course talk about alcoholic cop movies and try to construct a perfect triple feature, then talk about how genuinely horrible it is that Harvey Weinstein took such great performers like Arquette from our screens, and even more of course, killer cat movies. Rock out with this one, babies!"]]
2019-08-20
2h 03
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 73)
[[:encoded, "1990: The Bronx Warriors is a spaghetti hybrid of Mad Max and The Warriors, has an angry Fred Williamson, and tons of crazy action. Jason and Todd take it all in while talking impeachment hearings, an old John Cusack movie, and the how one might handle being smarter than everyone else. Italy!"]]
2019-07-26
1h 45
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 72)
[[:encoded, "Who? is not just a question, but also a movie. It stars Elliott Gould and a tinker tin man potential soldier spy. Most of it takes place in boardrooms. Or bored rooms? Anyway, it's perfect for Jason and Todd, because they love talking, whether it be in boardrooms or lounging on the daybed in Todd's office. It must be summertime! Anyway, mostly they talk about Us and old sketch comedy movies."]]
2019-06-24
1h 40
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 71)
[[:encoded, "The Seventh Son is a movie about the seventh son of a seventh son, we guess, but it's really hard to understand a word Jeff Bridges is saying. Words you can understand are supplied by Jason and Todd, who talk about other bad movies that'd rather be watching and what an actual alien invasion would do to the political divide in the United States. Also, they talk about their weight."]]
2019-05-31
1h 46
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 70)
[[:encoded, "Moonfire is a movie that at first seems to be about an astronaut who crashes his capsule on the Mexican ranch of a nazi living in hiding, but then it is really mostly about Charles Napier driving a big rig with no shirt on. Jason and Todd touch on the greatness of Napier, the genius of Andy Robinson who is not in this movie, and also the problem with shrinks who come from overseas to save America. Trucks!"]]
2019-04-12
1h 52
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 69)
[[:encoded, "Gender Bender is a gross-out comedy made by professional stand-up comics about the horrors faced by a group of men who wake up with vaginas. This one particularly gets under Jason's skin and he vows revenge, but still he feels guilty about not supporting Todd's career. Todd's plumbing is all messed up, so he is too numb with house owner consumer debt to feel anything. Stay until the end to hear what the boys think of the Netflix movie for boys called Triple Frontier. Oh yeah, and Jason literally screams because of a scene with Gilbert Gottfried in the...
2019-03-20
1h 58
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 68))
[[:encoded, "Cop is a movie with everyone's favorite right wingnut James Woods and it is grizzly and gross. Jason and Todd of course talk about the star's odd look, get distracted by Los Angeles locations, and try to figure out what the hell they're going to do if Trump gets his stupid wall. Happy New Year!"]]
2019-01-25
1h 57
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 67)
[[:encoded, "Wild Things is an exploitative Floridian thriller about Matt Dillon committing sex crimes. Jason and Todd talk about real sex crimes, alligators, and play a fun new game called, \"What would you do?\" Also, they spread love and holiday cheer."]]
2018-12-19
1h 51
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 66)
[[:encoded, "Performance is a weird movie directed by a recently dead guy about a gangster who switches places with Mick Jagger because he needs to know how much better it is to be a rock star than a gangster. One good example of that is that you don't have to pay for sex. Also, it doesn't matter because Jason and Todd don't call each other names this time, but instead spend a large portion of the recording exchanging odd sex stories, in Jason's case mostly involving anal sex. Because he's half-queer, maybe, sometimes. Nobody really understands."]]
2018-11-26
2h 02
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 66)
[[:encoded, "Performance is a weird movie made by a recently dead guy about an abhorrent gangster switching places with Mick Jagger, thus reinforcing the idea that it is always better to be Mick Jagger. Luckily, this doesn't lead Jason and Todd to start calling each other names because of politics, but instead leads to the boys exchanging weird, mostly anally oriented, sex stories. Also, they both seem to be mostly on the same page about Trump."]]
2018-11-26
2h 02
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 65)
[[:encoded, "Rolling Vengeance is a movie about a guy who gets revenge against a bunch of nazis led by Ned Beatty with a monster truck that looks like a giant toaster on wheels. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd have to get in their biggest fight to date, complete with petty name calling from both sides, about the state of current politics. If this doesn't exemplify what is wrong with the left, nothing does."]]
2018-10-26
1h 33
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 64)
[[:encoded, "The Suckling is a movie about an aborted fetus that comes back from being flushed into the sewers to get revenge. Also, it takes place in a brothel. It's awful, but who cares, Jason and Todd have to talk about politics."]]
2018-10-09
1h 30
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 63)
[[:encoded, "The Last Resort is an oddly star-studded low budget eighties exploitation-ish sex comedy starring Charles Grodin. But who cares about that, can you believe this episode came out right after that last one? I mean, within minutes! Damn, Jason and Todd have come roaring back like a bad case of hemorrhoids."]]
2018-08-29
1h 19
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 62)
[[:encoded, "Humanoids from the deep is a reprehensible movie about gross mutated fish men attacking a town and getting all rapey. Yuck, man. Anyway, Jason and Todd are back to talk through this piece of shit in the first part of a same-day, two episode double feature release featuring Roger Corman productions which we swear we totally planned on purpose. Was that a run-on sentence? It was, wasn't it?"]]
2018-08-29
1h 22
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 61)
[[:encoded, "Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf is everything you could want in a movie sequel that jettisons the satire of the original to make room for plenty of soft core porn action. Doesn't matter at all, though, because Jason and Todd don't have lycanthrope sisters and have many other things to talk about, and Jason has to read a disturbing story by Todd's kid. Happy summer."]]
2018-06-29
1h 34
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 60)
[[:encoded, "Wolf Guy is an old movie from a land far, far away that has a bunch of naked ladies, gore, and Sonny Chiba. Todd can't keep up with Jason's selection this episode because there really is too much talking to do while trying to read subtitles, but no matter. Politics, Ridley Scott movies, and weird stories abound, so the movie doesn't make a damn bit of difference."]]
2018-05-25
1h 40
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episdode 59)
[[:encoded, "The Baby is a weird and creepy exploitation movie with no actual babies in it, but it does have some toddlers with Downs Syndrome. This particular entry was brought to Jason and Todd by special guest Steve Skelton, who graces the podcast with a special story about Van Damme and Roger Moore. Jason talks about Stargate. Todd just sits there. Enjoy!"]]
2018-04-26
1h 33
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 58)
[[:encoded, "Shark Night is a movie about river sharks and snuff films. Jason doesn't care for it, Todd thinks it's delightful, and this of course leads to debates about politics, racism, sexism, and a whole litany of things that these two old jackasses have no business discussing. You put on a bad movie about sharks, and this is the kind of armchair politics you are asking for!"]]
2018-03-31
1h 39
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 57)
[[:encoded, "Frogs is a movie that has Sam Elliot, but it is not a movie that has a lot of frogs. It's got a couple frogs, but a shitload of toads, a handful of lizards, and waaaaaaaaay too many snakes. Plus alligators. And racism, I'm pretty sure. Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd barely pay attention to the boring dialogue BECAUSE THEY ARE SAVING THE FUCKING WORLD. (Now that I've expended so much energy writing this stupid blurb, I'm going to treat myself to a screening of The Big Lebowski. In which Elliot has a proper mustache.)"]]
2018-02-26
1h 33
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 56)
[[:encoded, "Castle Freak, simply put, is a movie about a castle with a freak in it. It does not go well for the people in the castle, but Jason and Todd kind of enjoy it in all its Stuart Gordon grossness and Jeffrey Combs funness, at least when their heads aren't up there own asses with their weird, pointless opinions."]]
2018-01-25
1h 39
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 55)
[[:encoded, "The Swarm is a movie with Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, that old just who used to build model airplanes with Jimmy Stewart, and...oh yeah, bees. If you thought The Last Jedi wasn't long enough and had too many pictures, this it the podcast for you. Jason and Todd talk and talk and talk so you can stay home alone on New Year's Eve and still be bothered by a couple of yahoos."]]
2017-12-30
2h 46
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 55)
[[:encoded, "The Swarm is a movie with Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, that old dude who used to make model airplanes with Jimmy Stewart in complete silence, and...oh, yeah...bees. If you thought The Last Jedi wasn't long enough and had too many visuals, boy do we have the podcast for you! Jason and Todd talk and talk and talk and talk so you can stay home New Year's Eve completely alone and still have company you don't really want."]]
2017-12-30
2h 46
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 54)
[[:encoded, "The Assignment is a thriller by legendary Hollywood guy Walter Hill, and stars Michelle Rodriguez as a man who gets turned into Michelle Rodriguez. There's lots of nudity to make Jason happy, but he's kind of grumpy anyway, and he and Todd get into long conversations about how men are dirtbags and we're all going to hell. Enjoy!"]]
2017-11-29
1h 42
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 52)
[[:encoded, "The Super Inframan is one of those Japanes kaiju movies, except it's Chinese. It's wonderfully colorful and the guys in monster suits are really spazzy. Jason and Todd talk other bad movies, fist fights, church shootings, great character actors, and politics all while half-watching this piece of low-rent garbage unfold. Sexy."]]
2017-09-28
1h 54
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 51)
[[:encoded, "Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal is a movie about a rock concert on an airplane that somehow goes horribly wrong. It's running time is only ninety minutes, but this podcast runs two full hours because a special guest drops in in the form of Todd's roofer. Jason and Todd's roofer essentially fall in love, and leave Todd alone to fend for himself. Enjoy!"]]
2017-08-29
2h 10
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 50)
[[:encoded, "White Comanche is a movie where William Shatner gets in fights with William Shatner, and one of them thinks he is Comanche for some dumb reason. What better way to celebrate the 50th episode of a podcast with a listenership in the low 20s? (That's numbers, not age.) Jason and Todd talk about a lot of stuff on this one, very little having to do with Comanches, regardless of the color they are."]]
2017-06-16
1h 44
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 49)
[[:encoded, "The Naked Cage was one of the last gasps of the subgenre of sexploitation known as \"women in prison films.\" After last episode's space walnuts, Todd thought it'd be nice to watch one of the most offensively exploitative films from the infamous Cannon Group of the 80s. Turns out a parade of naked ladies makes Jason and Todd fight less. Who knew?"]]
2017-05-17
1h 55
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 48)
[[:encoded, "Message From Space is a Japanese Star Wars knock off that revolves around glowing space walnuts. Yeah, you read that right. In any event, Jason and Todd get into the usual aggravated left vs. left political diatribe, talk Star Wars rip off movies, and of course talk about old man ailments like tennis elbow. Whaddaya want for nothing? Grab them space walnuts and get ready for the ride of your life."]]
2017-04-28
1h 52
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 47)
[[:encoded, "Megaforce is a movie with dirtbikes, Barry Bostwick, and that old guy from Knight Rider. (And somebody from Xanadu, maybe.) Anyway, Jason and Todd talk about a lot of other stuff, like their newest fan who is in no way actually related to Todd, religious friends, and of course Henry Silva. Always Henry Silva. There is a new reading from the latest works of Colby, and most importantly, they are joined by head of the Megaforce fan club, Stephen J. Skelton, who is a really good guy and always wins...even in the eighties."]]
2017-03-28
1h 43
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 45)
[[:encoded, "Mutant is a zombie movie starring Wings Hauser, all-time favorite actor of both Jason and Todd. Rest assured that they still don't respect his performance, talking constantly while barely taking a breath. They touch on subjects like the work of Bo Hopkins, the healing effects of Dramamine, and the 45th president of the United States. (Numerologist alert: this is the 45th episode, Todd just turned 45, and yeah, the crazy orange guy.)"]]
2017-01-26
1h 46
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 44)
[[:encoded, "Virus is the name of a lot of movies, and the particular one these two fools watch is probably the worst of the bunch. And they are all pretty awful. This one is about the end of the world, and has weird rapey stuff all over it. Gross. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason is all worked up and has to get a ton of stuff off his chest. Also, Todd brings up French Stewart for some dumb reason."]]
2016-12-15
1h 54
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 43)
[[:encoded, "Arlington Road is a superbly acted thrilled marred by mixed messages about white liberal paranoia and homegrown terrorism. Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd have to get through an obligatory, however measured, political discussion, and then turn to avoid reality by talking about...well, lousy films."]]
2016-11-22
2h 04
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 42)
[[:encoded, "Rabid is David Cronenberg's take on zombies starring a 1970s adult film star. The excitement of this horror show riles up Jason, and he goes off on Canada, American politics, and Todd. Todd sits mostly quietly, pretending to listen, while secretly enjoying former Ivory Snow girl Marilyn Chambers acting chops. Happy Halloween, suckers!"]]
2016-10-28
1h 52
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 41)
[[:encoded, "Poseidon is a remake of a movie that was an adventure. Doesn't matter, though, because Jason and Todd are back together in the same room and they have to discuss other stuff. Weirdly, they are both doing very well. They talk their lives and careers, which only possibly they could care about, as well as what's going on with the movies these days. Also, a cat knocks Jason's phone off the table."]]
2016-09-27
1h 59
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 40)
[[:encoded, "The Big Trees is NOT a movie about a bunch of murderous trees seeking revenge on the human race. Instead, it is about strip logging. Even the good guys are strip loggers. It is really, really dumb. And Kirk Douglas never stops smiling. This movie is Jason's revenge for having to watch Ice Pirates. He doesn't just get revenge on Todd, but his whole damn family. It's insidious."]]
2016-08-31
1h 32
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 39)
[[:encoded, "The Ice Pirates is a dumb parody movie that Todd likes for some reason. Because Jason is in another state, Todd forces Jason to watch said Ice Pirates with friend of the show Susan Tankersley while he sits quietly by himself, chuckling about how much Jason is going to squirm through this one. Enjoy, folks!"]]
2016-07-19
1h 37
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 38)
[[:encoded, "Beach Balls is one of those eighties movies about a bunch of jerks trying to get laid on Venice Beach. It takes place mostly in one room due to a limited budget. Doesn't really matter, because Jason and Todd are here to talk about entirely unrelated nonsense. Have a great summer!"]]
2016-06-24
1h 27
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 37)
[[:encoded, "The Tormentors is about a bunch of bikers who do bad, bad things. They are a bunch of jerks, really. Jason and Todd are jerks in their own way, and they make that clear as they yammer about wildly politically incorrect things while equally terrible things happen on the screen in front of them. Jason finds the whole podcast thing distasteful. Todd is okay with it."]]
2016-05-27
1h 24
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 36)
[[:encoded, "Jaws the Revenge is the Jaws movie where the shark got all personal. Science currently says they don't do that, but whatever. Luckily, this movie isn't weighed down by mesmerizing performances by people like Roy Scheider, so Jason and Todd have plenty of down time to talk about themselves. Really, really nice."]]
2016-04-25
1h 36
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 35)
[[:encoded, "Jaws 3 was originally called Jaws 3-D because it was in 3-D but it isn't in 3-D anymore so it is just Jaws 3. Jason saw it in 3-D when it was released in the theater. Todd did not, but he had really wanted to. Doesn't matter, though, because all that matters is the now and we are in the now. Lou Gossett, Jr.!"]]
2016-03-31
1h 44
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 34)
[[:encoded, "Ghosts Can't Do It is the actual name of a film that Jason and Todd talk through until suddenly Donald Trump shows up in a cameo and they completely freak out. That's right, your favorite monthly podcast with two guys and a lousy movie is back! Jason reads a poem and rereads last month's short story from Todd's kid. Todd talks about getting old and dying. It's fun!"]]
2016-02-22
1h 38
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 33)
[[:encoded, "High Risk is an old movie with a terrible DVD transfer. It's got a dreamy James Brolin, a young Bruce Davison, and the ever wonderful Clevon Little. Doesn't matter though, because Jason is mostly interested in refusing to accept the new Star Wars movie is just okay, and Todd is horribly hungover. For the first time ever in this podcast's history, Todd actually has to go puke. Is it the movie or the Vicodin he took in a vain attempt to make himself feel better? It's a real mystery."]]
2016-01-15
1h 35
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 32)
[[:encoded, "Gunmen is a movie with Christopher Lambert and Mario Van Peebles. Sometimes dumb guys go to movies like this because the word \"gun\" is in the title. Such is the case with Todd, but it really doesn't matter because Jason and Todd mostly talk about The Revenant, the recent works of Bill Murray, Donald Trump, and of course Jason reads the latest literary work from Todd's kid, Colby. Happy War on Christmas, everyone!"]]
2015-12-15
1h 47
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 31)
[[:encoded, "Sheena: Queen of the Jungle is a movie about a white lady who can talk to African animals. She takes a lot of naked showers in a waterfall. It's for kids. Jason and Todd talk all the way through the 80s masterpiece with special guest Susan Tankersley who came all the way across the country with her DVD just to torture the boys. Given that she is the only listener and actually on the podcast, who the hell will actually listen to this?"]]
2015-11-20
2h 04
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 30)
[[:encoded, "Cruel Gun Story is the actual name of an actual movie featuring an actual actor who had cheek implants. You read that right. Doesn't matter that much, though, because Jason and Todd talk about internet police, alien invasions, and other pointless nonsense instead of focusing on the movie in front of them. Which is the whole concept of this podcast. Which is not really a concept at all. Which is a word I just started three different sentences with."]]
2015-10-27
2h 02
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 29)
[[:encoded, "The Wicker Man is a movie that was a movie before it was a movie with Nic Cage, but Jason really wanted to watch the Nic Cage one. This may be the happiest Jason has ever sounded, ever. Todd is not as happy because he is recovering from a Sunday bender, but at least he gets to see Cage screaming about cartoon bees. Jason reads a story about zombies and one of his reviews. Todd tries not to puke. This one's for Susan! We love you!"]]
2015-09-30
1h 41
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 28)
[[:encoded, "Sword of Justice is a movie with a samurai cop who likes to beat up his unnaturally large junk with heavy rods and whatnot. Doesn't really matter, because Jason reads from Todd's son's horror story, they talk about everything from the use of rape in movies to what Japanese movies they like the best, and then at the end...surprise guest! Listen or get other more important things done."]]
2015-09-01
1h 58
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 27)
[[:encoded, "Island of Death is an absolutely disgusting piece of inhumane garbage, and Jason and Todd sit down to watch every minute of it. In their first ever official segment, Jason reads the work of Todd's son, Colby. It's a horror story about miniature alien people. Also discussed are deeply offensive jokes, bad acting, and thrill kill murderballers. Did we mention that this movie is disgusting?"]]
2015-07-21
1h 48
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 25)
[[:encoded, "Terminal Velocity is a movie about skydiving hijinks... Holy crap, we just realized these two yahoos have been doing this idiotic thing for over two years. Wowza! In celebration, Jason and Todd talk about Charlie Sheen, memorials, and one of those Baldwin brothers. But in the end, Todd still can't understand why Jason doesn't love the new Mad Max Movie. Soooooo weird."]]
2015-05-27
1h 45
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 24)
[[:encoded, "Panic in the Year Zero is a very old movie about nuclear devastation in Los Angeles. Basically, a family drives around, stopping at a bunch of stores to stock up for the post-apocalypse. It's right up Todd's alley, but surprisingly was picked by Jason. Doesn't really matter, though, because they mostly talk about other things."]]
2015-04-24
1h 43
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode 23)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd talk about the films of Toby Hooper, the wonder of Ted Levine's voice, and the bowel trouble that can be caused by off-brand sugar cereals. They somehow manage do all this while The Mangler, a movie about a killer laundry machine, unfolds before them. If you love listening to the self-indulgence of others for two straight hours, this is the podcast for you!"]]
2015-04-13
1h 58
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Twenty-two)
[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk incessantly through the Uwe Boll classic Bloodrayne. Meatloaf has an orgy! Michael Madsen looks glum! And is that...Ghandi?! Doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd really talk about completely unrelated nonsense."]]
2015-02-25
1h 42
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films
Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Twenty-one)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd start the new year off with a special picture: Devil In The Flesh 2. Why is it special? Todd is in it. Jason is of course super critical of Todd's performance, and the podcast ends in tears. That's entertainment!"]]
2015-01-27
1h 48
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Twenty)
[[:encoded, "Gamera may be invincible, but Jason and Todd are not. Still, they plow ahead with talking through this old kid-friendly Godzilla rip-off movie, touching on everything from what Jason is looking forward to seeing at the movies in 2015 to Jason's favorite Jack-in-the-Box meal. Todd says stuff, too. Happy holidays!"]]
2014-12-19
1h 44
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Nineteen)
[[:encoded, "There's this movie called Tiptoes. Once the shock of wondering who green lit this thing wears off, you're left with boring. So as it plays out, Jason and Todd wind up talking about Patricia Arquette's hotness, Total Recall, sinuses, and then Jason urges everyone to stop listening to this dumb podcast. But you have to get near the end before he brings that up. Very sneaky."]]
2014-11-26
1h 54
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Eighteen)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd sit down to take in Carnosaur 2, which leads them to discussions about character actors in Los Angeles theater, poorly behaved L.A. Theater patrons, that guy from Tales of the Gold Monkey, and dumb looking dinosaurs. They also manage to remember some names. Which is good for them. They are old."]]
2014-10-22
2h 02
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Seventeen)
[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Todd talk through the original seventies version of The Killer Elite. James Caan and Robert Duvall directed by Sam Pekinpah? How could that not be an action fan's dream? It ain't. Jason tortures Todd with this movie from Todd's favorite genre, all while they discuss the state of film, the state of the nation, and probably something about the state of modern sexuality. This is the only podcast about movies with both Jason and Todd in addition to things that have nothing to do with movies. So. Yeah. The only one."]]
2014-09-17
2h 20
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Sixteen)
[[:encoded, "It's Jason's turn to be tortured by Todd, and Todd gets him good! They sit through more than two hours of Speed 2: Cruise Control, a movie that was supposed to kill the careers of everyone involved (maybe only Sandra Bullock ultimately survived.) They talk about their love for Jason Patrick, the creep factor of sexualized children in Hollywood movies, and why Jason feels like a dung heap. It's enthralling!"]]
2014-09-04
2h 10
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Fifteen)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back! They missed you as much as you missed them, so they've returned with a special treat. This time, they talk about everything from bad diets to bad CGI while watching Gargoyles: Wings of Darkness. What's so special about that? Well, Jason happens to actually be in the movie. Listen and get ready to have your mind blown! Or at least lulled into a deep and satisfying sleep."]]
2014-08-20
1h 40
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Fourteen)
[[:encoded, "Did you think they forgot? Oh, no! Just under the wire, here is June's edition of whatever this nonsense is! This time, Jason and Todd talk through a family film called A Dolphin Tale. And as if that's not enough, they are joined by a guest for the first time, Hilary Anderson (she's the one who owns Todd.) Of course, once again deeply inappropriate jokes are made and Jason condemns society because you wouldn't accept anything less. Enjoy!"]]
2014-07-01
2h 17
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Thirteen)
[[:encoded, "There is a Man In the Wilderness, and his name is Richard Harris and he gets mauled by a bear. This is a typically lousy film for Jason and Todd, and they make the best of it by almost completely ignoring what's happening onscreen to discuss parental guidance and the importance of safety helmets. Anyway, it takes a couple hours."]]
2014-05-16
2h 14
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Twelve)
[[:encoded, "Frost is a movie with vampires, Gary Busey, and long scenes of people talking about nothing while wearing sunglasses at night. It's absolutely unwatchable, and this is why Jason and Todd barely acknowledge the movie. Instead, they discuss other much better movies they like, what kind of porn they like, cookie hangovers, and how getting older is painful and leaves a person crotchety. What more do you want for nothing?"]]
2014-04-09
1h 55
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Eleven)
[[:encoded, "The Western is mostly dead as a genre, and Gone With the West may have something to do with it. Knowing this, Jason and Todd sit down to talk through this James Caan vehicle filled with terrible photography and odd supporting performances. Jason and Todd of course talk about a lot of things that have nothing to do with the movie they are sitting in front of, but you must be expecting that by now. Really."]]
2014-03-17
1h 54
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Ten)
[[:encoded, "It's the February edition of your favorite really long podcast just in time for March! In this episode, Jason and Todd talk about everything from the Oscars to women's rights issues, all while Steven Seagal in Marked For Death does nothing for them on the television! It's marvelous!"]]
2014-03-07
2h 01
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Nine)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd celebrate their first podcast of 2014 by talking through the classic sci-fi action monster show, The Green Slime. Jason compares and contrasts Red Planet with 2001: A Space Odyssey somehow. Todd complaints about all his middle aged ailments. Also, they weigh in on some of the upcoming Oscar contenders. It's everything. And nothing. All at once."]]
2014-01-29
2h 01
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Eight)
[[:encoded, "In their final podcast for 2013, Jason and Todd give you two and a half hours of talking while Tony Scott's The Last Boy Scout unfolds before them. Jason goes deep, basically blaming the Bruce Willis actioner for the war in Iraq. Todd doesn't get deep at all, instead making wise-ass comments to undermine Jason's passionate diatribe. Also, a secret from Jason's past is revealed. It doesn't really matter, but it is revealed anyway. Happy holidays, everyone!"]]
2013-12-24
2h 23
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Seven)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd's biggest (and most likely only) fan, Susan Tankersley sent them a \"gift\" of sorts in the form of a poorly produced DVD copy of the 1980 fantasy picture, \"Hawk the Slayer.\" It features a massively over-acting Jack Palance, but it really doesn't matter. This movie is so bad, that Jason and Todd ignore most of it in favor of conversation about Doug Stanhope, nuns in cages, and the importance of having a wife. Listen, and fall in love with these two blowhards all over again."]]
2013-11-14
1h 48
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Six)
[[:encoded, "This time, Jason and Talk get deeply emotional as their friendship bonds grow deeper and psychoses intertwine in an almost terrifying manner. Todd makes intimate personal confessions about his past feelings about Jason. Jason stops to admire the beauty of Todd's eyes. It's all kind of creepy, really. Oh, yeah, and they do all this while a movie about a dog girl on a sex-filled camping trip plays in front of them. It's called The Ruining. And this podcast will be the ruining of your boredom while you commute to work. Assuming your commute is two hours long. And...
2013-10-09
2h 10
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Five)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, continuing on their journey through the films of Hollywood power family the Hausers. Cole Hauser stars in Papparazzi, a Mel Gibson produced revenge fantasy. Jason and Todd talk about the wonders of Cole, the horror that is Mel, and then talk about a lot of crap that has nothing to do with the movie. It's a long podcast, but totally worth it. If you are a shut in and have given up all hope."]]
2013-09-16
1h 47
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode Four)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking through the little known movie GETEVEN. Which is a movie you need to see but once, if that. But these two idiots have seen it more times than they can count. As always, bizarre stories and offensive conversations that have nothing to do with the movie on display abound!"]]
2013-08-26
1h 44
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Jason and Todd Talk Through Lousy Films (Episode #3)
[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd are back, this time talking while Gary Busey is doing his absolute best. Topics covered include a revenge movie nobody has ever heard of, Steven Seagal in Russia, and Jason's garlic poop. Classy stuff, you guys."]]
2013-06-08
2h 13