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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2A Fruitless Endeavor.....In the next to zero chance that Jimbo et al ever do steal backpack from me and obtain my cell phone their plan is to try to tell Mrs. Allred or whatever attorney will represent me that the podcast is a joint effort and is absolutely fictional having nothing real to it. The shit Stains, well their retarded fuckin leaders, Jimbo and Satan, will further claim the body of my podcast....belonging exclusively to that of James Bryson Kambestad is a collaboration. Indeed it is not. Jimbo and the shit stains are truly trying to kill me. They destroyed my...2022-03-0216 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Jimbo, You Shit Stain Sniffing Loser.....Just to reiterate for any of those legal beagels out there.... My name is James Bryson Kambestad. I was born July 2 1983. I am sound of mind, I have all my mental faculties, I am not conserved and I make all decisions regarding my finances and anything pertaining to my life on my own. My pile of shit adoptive parents have falsified and forged bullshit legal papers to make it seem as if I am mentally incapable of taking care of myself. That is an absolute lie. Jimbo and the rest of the shit pack are the insane ones. Do not...2022-01-2016 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Everything They Say About Me Is A Lie....So, for anyone who has any difficulty discerning my actions vs those of Jimbo and tessa and the rest of the shit stations it is painfully simple. They all hate me. For no valid reason. I have never put a hand on any man, woman or child in anyway that would be considered offensive or invasive. Jimbo and the shit staind lie to everyone because they lose power when people see that I am honest, true and transparent in all aspects of .y life. Jimbo et al the.hit stains lue to everyone because I have done nothing wrong and...2021-09-301h 00My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2He's A Fuckin Psycho....What would Jesus do? I dont know but I know what I do..... What would Jay do.....he speaks softly and carries a big ass motherfucking knife. Why does he do that? His piece or pile of shit adoptive father and shit bag ex wives tell LIES to everyone. I will post. Signs with Jimbos fucking retarded face on it and wear t-shirts that say "Jimbo is a shit stain. Tessa is a retarded sack of shit....not just shit but Retarded Shit. What is retarded shit anyway? Is it shit from a person with ab IQ less than 70 or...2021-09-2112 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Truth Comes Out...The error apparent Angry D makes a Jimbo sized fuck up and spills the green beans by emphatically and unambiguously stating the entire Kambestad shit stain family came after me purely for money. They all knew I was innocent. I was going to give leniency to those that I believed were lied to. Now I will kill all off them just like I will kill Tessa and Jimbo. Not one of them will escape my rock, brick or knife. They are all fucking dead. Their children are now consisted orphans. Former family, neither god nor i shall have any mercy...2021-08-2305 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Jimbo....What A Sad and Desperate Pile of ShitSo apparently, Jimbo and the Shit Stains are trying to claim to a variety of entities that I am dead for like the 12th time this year. Jimbo and Tessa you two are the dumbest fucking retards I have ever unpleasantly known. You all give retards a bad name. I feel bad for severely mentally challenged people because they are smarter and have more talent and class and they are literally better in everyway. You two fuck tards deserve a new classification for how fucking stupid and idiot and all the other words used to describe how fucking retarded you...2021-08-2326 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Tessa's Stank Ass Fucking Twat.....You can actually see and smell Tessa's Stank Ass Fucking Twat from space. That is actually how the aliens found us. The term UFO was a code word that meant Ugly Fucking Ogre. Kinda like Shrek but we all love Shrek. In this case, Ugly Fucking Ogre was a direct reference that Tessa. And everybody fucking hates Tessa. Side bar...soon I I will have a lot of money. And in addition to my paintings and murals portraying the shit stains and Jimbo. I want to write and co star in a show called "Every One Fucking Hates You Tessa"...2021-07-2119 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Since Jay Didn't Committ Suicide...Jimbo the Joke and his gang of shit stains that includes the Std infested jizz stain are indeed fucked. Apparently, they are broke as jimbos and the jizz stains rectums. Regarding poor homeless and less of basically everything, she has nothing as a result of my retributionz and fucking her in the ass so much a long time ago....shit kinda leaks out of her ass when it's not the right time....if you catch my not so subtle shitty hint....Jimbo has the same issue on account of being a shitbag of a human being and taking 17 Million dicks...2021-05-1611 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The PATH To An Unknown Road....You're fucked. Again. Keep fucking with me Not so slim jim and satans shit stains....and your going to a rock concert where the only sounds heard are those of your heads being smashed like Gallagher's watermelons. But with rocks. Get it. Rock concert. More of a cacophony. Discordant sounds. Of your heads being pulverized by me and my favorite tool a rock while listening to Tool Vicarious....great day for me. Not so much for you all.2021-04-2705 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Liars and Thieves...With liars and Theives....I cut your head off if you please. Because your a plague a fucking disease. You bring nothing good just feeling ill at ease. Like a fart in the wind gone with the breeze. I won't say god bless you if you sneeze. The day will come and all of you will beg on your knees..( it's just off the cuff...took a minute to write. Not my best but kinda drunk...so Fuck it....)2021-04-2712 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2No Bueno....Indeed, no Bueno. No good. For anyone. This whole situation is just fucked. FUBAR is the correct term. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. I have concerns but I know I will prevail. I know I can survive. I know exactly who the Fuck i am and what I am capable of. They, the others, anyone not helping me, consideredy an enemy and solved via my two part process which includes cutting your head off and your heart fucking out. Simple process really. This applies to anyone that helps Jimbo and the Shit Storm of Broken Assholes too hurt me in...2021-04-2736 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Tessa The Fat Dumb Smelly Retarded Cunt...Need I say more about this untouchable, this shit brained undesirable, the epitome of a stupid fucking Cunt. She Can't Understand Normal Thinking....shit she can't understand abnormal thinking. Time is the most valuable commodity because it's the only thing you cant get back. I spent seven shit filled years with her and then she has spent the last decade or more trying to ruin my life. All she did was waste her own time, destroyed her life, lost her family, lost all her friends, her job, all respect that was incorrectly given and all her dignity. I say she...2021-04-2620 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Worst People On The Planet.....Not much else I need or want to say. They are absolutely terrible human beings to do this to anyone. I will seek the death penalty and you all will pay for your choices with your lives. That is a fucking guarantee. Fun you Jimbo and Tessa. I can't wait to smash your fucking heads with a rock or a brick. Tik toc, that is the sound of your life slipping away.2021-04-2531 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2This Is What We Have Done.....Is there some acceptance from Tessa the Retard and the other slightly less offensive people involved...not really. They can verbally state its their fault but true ownership of everything negative is still placed solely on me. Just amazing. They can blame me all day long. I give zero fucks because I know where the onus lies or lay or whatever fucking tense one uses for that God damn word. If anyone does know please email me and explain why it fucking matters. The context should be sufficient, right or write or rite....wright....?2021-04-2110 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2No, No.....Mr. Superman No Is Here....This is a reference to one of the best shows on the planet and the creator, one of most talented individuals alive today. He and the cast of writers are unbelievably creative and what they do matters because it brings laughter and joy to millions and the intrinsic value to that is priceless. If you need a janitor that can clean up around the offices please let me know. I happen to be friends with several illegal aliens. Including myself. Oh I wrote another poem called The Whore and its about Krusti and her sad pathetic prostitute life. I had...2021-04-1930 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Tessa Is A Retard.....I Can't Say That Enough....So the aforementioned captain of the retards Tessa the despicable twat Stevens with a cunt and face that Satan himself would dare stick his herpes infested dick in her mouth or her ass for fear that he would get another fucked STD. She is such a retard that she thought she could call Borat, his real name is Sasha Baron Cohen, and have him fuck with me in some way. Anyway, Borat, chewed her face off and told her eat shit and kill herself. What did Tessa thr Dumb Cunt see on tv last night...well he is from one...2021-04-1918 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Oh Jim-Blo...The Butt Pirate Homo.....I was unaware of his nickname, it was the listed on his business card for when he stars in gay porn videos. He prefers to call it a dickname though since all he does is get spit roasted by dozens of dudes. Jim-blow got that dickname because he likes to wear an eye patch because he took some abandoned and free flying ejaculate causing temporary cum blindness, its sumilar to snow blindness but ejaculate with unknown trajectories. In gay porn and Jimbo the Joke who sucked so much cock that he did choke on a penis from some Australian bloke...2021-04-1843 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2I Don't Know But Its Probably Not Good For Them.....Self explanatory....oh but I did come up with a funny response to the age old question of how much does it cost to "pay attention"? Well my smart ass, not like the intelligent co text of smart but the snarky context responded with....something akin to "the cost is equal to or greater than the value of whatever shit storm was created due to not paying attention. For example, or for my Spanish audience por ehemplo, (I don't think that's how its is spelled but fuck it YOLO....). If you are checking out the beautiful chick in the car...2021-04-1701 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Google Be Fucked....Enough said by Jimbo and thr Shit Stains. Let the 3 Stooges and I make our own deal. No one else. I speak for myself. You fuck with again and I put you all in The Fuck Me In The Ass Penitentiary for life and I take everything. Or you be honest and fair to me and I show the same to you. If you do not adhere than I go into destroy mode.2021-04-1703 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2I Fell Asleep Again....I was exhausted due to lack of sleep. because Jimbo and The Anal Worts have been a pain in my ass. He keeps sending retarded idiots to fuck with me. Because does anyone know why...Bueller....Bueller.... Beuller....well it is because he "fucking hates me". It wss also on Final Jeopardy laat night. I personally didn't get the answer correct but that's ok. I ger to be thr one who smashes his fucking head with a rock. That's today Daily Double. " this is the way that pathetic POS Jimbo the Joke Dies?" What is head smashed with a rock...2021-04-162h 36My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Come One Cum All On Jimbo's Face....So, a valid contract is composed of three specific requirements. A valid offer, consideration by the possible other party and lastly acceptance. Those, whether verbal or expressly stated, written, do form a valid and enforceable contract. This is a bilateral agreement. An offer for an offer. You bring Jimbo and thr shit stains to me. Alive. I will pay you ten million USD payable after I sue the fuck out our of many wealthy companies like google. Verizon, Rite Aide, Capital One B of A, FedEx just to name a few. When I fucking destroy these piece of shit motherfuckers...2021-04-1601 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2You Don't Know Who You Are Fucking With....Jimbo et al the other fucktards....i am going to fucking destroy all of you. A word of advice...and the worst vice is advice but kill Jimbo and Satan's Reject Terrible Tasting Twat Tessa by smashing their fucking heads with a bat than turn yourselves in. That way you all have someone to blame because smashed heads don't talk. Also, my argument is cite the Zimbardo experiment at Stanford as well as Stanley Milligram cases. That is your best bet to avoid the death penalty. Follow my suggestions and you may live your natural lives out in prison or...2021-03-3106 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2I Will Cut Your Head Off and Cut Your Fucking Heart Out.....Jimbo and the shit stains stole another phone from me. They had a supposed friend ser it up so it seemed like I just misplaced it. Apparently, word has spread that I am some sort of crazed lunatic because i told two different groups of five guys per group that were planning on jumping me that if you fuck with me I will kill you. Actually, I said "you come after me I will cut your fucking head off and cut your fucking heart out. I waited for about twenty mins hoping someone had the stupidity and audacity to take...2021-03-3004 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Snake In The Grass....I have been betrayed by almost everyone I have ever known. Jimbo and the shit stains approached every friend I had and there are a few that said no. I could use those friends now. Even just to contact an attorney on my behalf pr even just to say hello. I have not one person that I can trust. Jimbo apparently tried to broadcast me on the internet today. He is a pile of shit. The FFC should be notified to have his Prolapsed Rectum of an ass thrown in jail. To be honest, Jjimbo knew he would lose if...2021-02-2251 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Dear Governor....The wildly retarded computer jizz, I mean wizz, Turkey the Dirty Bird Brown just clearly and unequivocally stated that in order to shut them down all someone has to do is take the Emergency Broadcast System off line and only turn it on when it is required. I hope these idiots are shit down. I want a life of my own back. I can also hold my head high knowing I fucking destroyed the lives of those that are trying to kill me and sought to destroy my life. I lied a few months ago and said that Jimbo and...2021-02-1925 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2What a Fucking Loser....This episode title perfectly summarizes exactly who and what Jimbo the Joke truly is; a Fucking Loser. There are no questions about it. Just simple unassailable and infallible logic and reason to prove the categorical and undisputed fact that Jimbo is in fact a total fucking loser. In the words of Ace Ventutra.... Lew--Huh--Zeher..... Loser. Total fucking retarded loser.2021-02-1637 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Jimbo Takes The Bus....Jimbo doesn't just ride any bus, or dick for that matter, he rides a shirt bus. The dicks he lies to ride have a loose connection to Rosa Parks. He likes to ride those dicks not just in the back of the bus.... He will ride then anywhere... Even with Jizz in his hair, not wearing underwear.... He also likes black grizzly bears. (Its a fucked up Dr. Suess kinda story. Black dicks and Spam....The Sad Life and End of Times of Jimbo the Joke.)2021-02-1106 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Money Talks and Bullshit Takes The Bus.....Jimbo likes this saying and I hear he claims is as his own. He is a fucking retard though as it is from Shallow Hal. Either way, Jimbo is a disgusting sickening dick crazed lunatic and that quote is awesome. Oh and go fuck yourself, Jimbo. You fucking loser.2021-02-1152 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Lies Lies and More Bullshit...Jimbo has told so many lies to more people than I care to count. Probably in the thousands.... Fewer lies than than total dicks Jimbo takes all at once. Its truly disgraceful. All those lies have cum back around all over his face. And I think he kinda likes it. Sick fuck.2021-02-1137 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2And Justice for All....What is justice? To some it is the exercise of the rule of law that our country is founded on. To me, justice is the rule is law being upheld and applied but it is also an application of a separate code that lies outside the legal scope. Its an eye for an eye. In this case, it is beating Jimbo almost to death with my bare hands until my hands, battered and maybe broken, have made his face and torso completely unrecognizable as a human body. It will resemble a deer hit by a car I ce I have...2021-02-0813 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Damage, Inc.I have been Metallica fan since I first heard The Black Album some 30 years ago. The energy of the music gas always motivated me in variety of ways. One of my favorite songs off of Kill Em All is Seek and Destroy. That's my intended goal with Jimbo and The Shit Stains from here on out. Simply seek and devastate any semblance of life. Never give up and never surrender until nothing remains but a distant and faint memory. Another great Metallica sing.... Turn the Page. A new chapter awaits as the story has grown tiresome listening to these shit...2021-02-0837 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Google, I Wouldn't Fuck With Me.....Hey you fucktards at Google. Yes you tech titans that lack all Compassion for.yout fellow humans, an innocent one at that. You can clearly hear what's on the recording. If an offer isn't made to me I person in 48 hours I will take everything when the time comes as well as put your asses in prison where you will be spit roasting co champions with Jimbo. Is my non ambiguous threat clear as fucking day? Make me, and only me, an offer on the time frame specific or risk loosing everything in your life. Is that clear you fucking...2021-02-0817 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2What A Fucking Idiot....Jimbo is a real retard when he starts running his mouth about how stupid I am. What's that old saying about putting a foot in your mouth. For Jimbo, I think it's best and he prefers to have several black cocks in his mouth that way his foot won't fit... Anywhere but his stretched out asshole. What a piece of shit that cock gobblers mother fucker is. I can't wait to smash his fucking head with a rock.... I am sure jizz will spill out that the Jizz Stain will then come lick up. What A disgraceful pair of shit...2021-02-0808 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Shut The Shit Off Berkely Brown....There are a lot of cunts in this world. I happen to live in Cuntville, USA, where every living female is an absolute cunt. I know nothing but cunts. I have a store called Nothing But Cunt Cakes and I am a millionaire several times over. However, every cunt cake I sell, the bitch eats all of it and then sues me for a hundred times what the cake cost. She blames my cunt cake for her fat ass, the reason she is single why her cat of 18 years is now dead and so on and so forth or fifth...2021-02-0744 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Its Best to Be Gay...Here you can listen to my two terrible shit bag ex wives discuss how I have done nothing wrong but since I have I uncovered there hairbrained scheme and destroyed their lives I must be held accountable. Fuck that. I despise these two terrible cunts. Since the Jizz Stain and Courtney Stay the Fuck Away Day are also involved I think it's best to be with a dude moving forward. Guys may get in a fight and punch one another but I don't know I single normal rational thinking regular guy that would ever do this. I am not gay...2021-02-071h 00My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Alpha and Omega-3 Fatty Assholes....I like this title.... I like most of the clever and funny titles I come up with. It's truly a labor of love to entertain listeners with funny titles but I also l love to fucking Destroy Jimbo and The Shit Stains with perfectly crafted titles and descriptions that bust up their bunkers eventually uncovering their terribleness and leading to their complete annihilation and years of spit roasting championship titles to cum all over their fucking ugly faces.2021-01-1817 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Farewell My Own Personal Hell...I do truly wish this bullshit existence that Jimbo and The Skid Marks have unreasonably, unjustly and unwillingly, on my behalf, levied over my life. A series of fucked up years, five and counting to be exact, designed to make me choose a alternate route than a life once worth living but basically another thankless occupation of pushing up daisy's. By that I mean, these pile of shit, cock sucker Motherfucker bloody cunts destroyed my life so I would commit suicide so they could get a pay day of seventy seven million plus everything else they stole from me. This...2021-01-1546 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Wrecked 'Em Damn Near Kilt 'Em....Jimbo and the Stretched out Prolapsed Rectums have spared no expense nor bullshit. These dumb shit Motherfuckers have set up an elaborate scheme to get me to believe I am the long lost grand nephew to Sir Walter Raleigh and heir to the Scottish throne. Jimbo and the Bag of retarded dicks even make phoney baloney phone calls to Gloria Allred and The Scottish Rites society. To any of you that may have been incorrectly informed about my untimely demise... Do not be alarmed for I am not in Elysium and I am not dead. Literally, I James Bryson Kambestad...2021-01-1515 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Sleeping Unsoundly...The retarderly stupid and absolutely insane Jimbo and the Ruptured Rectums.. who damn near killed 'em....by 'em I mean me have failed horribly in the constant quest of creating fallacious and seemingly mythical and mysterious windmills for me Sancho Panda-bear to slay... Yet I know their fucking idiotic tactics so I merely sit on the sidelines and watch them spin around like a shit whirl wind tornado that just fucks up some dumb ass rednecks trailer. Not truly doing any damage but just fucking annoying as a Motherfucker. Where is Don Quixote, Don Corlionne or Don Julio when you...2021-01-1445 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Death Becomes Me.... I Mean Cums on Me....Yeah not sure what the fuck is going on with these past two weeks of my life. Shit I can't easily explain occurs as the norm. I know that may not make much sense now but "in time" it will. At least, that's my hope.2021-01-1407 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Kayla-Ve-Nereal Diseases....Well, as much as I hates the duck fuckers that steal from me and lie to me that I just want to murder them while they sleep..... I don't because I am a good person the opposite of these hefty bag Motherfuckers. I do love destroying their livelihood and ostrizing them from everyone they catee about because they gave, well let's count, carry the 19 and add four, Zero. Zero fucks. That's how many they gave. Zero. They are a No Pump Chump piece of Shit that could not even muster the courage to trying to fuck for real. It's a...2021-01-0807 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Ali-bye Bye Baby.....Well, no shocker here, no quite the The Roar Shocker, with the first ex-wife Tessa the Terrible Stupid Cunt or Satan's Short Bus Driver. Ok, Tessa is such a dumb cunt with fewer brain cells than Jizz Stain that once at diner, a new sushi place she, retarderly said to the employee after she had taken our order, thank you "Busser" like her name was said phonetically, BU-SAIR, because she was latina, a hot one at that. I said, as gently as I could, "you failed to mention the fact that you are fucking retarded. I am only slightly interested...2021-01-0817 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Coup de Grace.....Per the referenced episode.... I hope this is literally the death blow to this shit bag Motherfuckers. Jimbo will never give up trying to destroy me so I have to ensure his destruction first. He has fucked with the wrong dude, me, and I will make sure that they all regret their decision to come after me for the rest of their short existence on planet. I am surprised how far reaching the the bribery and corruption goes. I had no idea that I would basically be boxed out of the entire process. Well fuck you Jimbo. I hope the...2020-12-2307 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2G-Rapes of Wrath..Jimbo and the Broken Spokes featuring The Bag-O-Dicks are running low on just about everything especially moral turpitude. I am surprised they can even find the toilet to piss in as their moral compass is completely fucked off. Jimbo, Krusti, The Jizz Stain and Satan's Short bus, Tessa, come up with a bulletproof plan of framing me for rape as a way to negotiate with me. I can't wait to kill Jimbo and his shit bag entourage. I literally will savor each fucking hack as I cut off their fucking heads. They are truly the worst human beings on the...2020-12-2303 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Punk Rock Duck.....This episode is not the normal shit-scapades featuring the all too loathsome Jimbo and The Broken Spokes starring the Ruptured Assholes presented by Preparation H for those tough to treat hemmroids that when you get fucked in the ass like Jimbo and the always hateable Liz the Jizz Stain-you need to eat an embarrass-mint because your breathe smells like shit and cum. Well it's better to eat shit and drink semen than to not eat or drink at all, right? Go fuck. Yourself jizz stain. The Jizz Stains hemmroids actually pop during anal sex providing an interesting but foul smelling...2020-12-2216 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Icarian Style Hubris....Fuck you Berkeley. I wrote a nice description and you delete it. Fuck you you dirty bird cunt. I will shove more than feathers up your ass you county bitch.2020-12-1957 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Andy, What A Dick?I used to watch News Radio with Andy Dick. He was the somewhat lovable cooky character that didn't really bother you but you didn't really care for much either. The show could go on without him. The show could not go on without Phil Hartman and his sexy costar, I kinda forgot her name but she was in Liar Liar with Jim Carey. I was a teenager when that show was on so you can imagine.... nevermind. It was good show. I seem to have found my own version of News Radio with my very own unlovable Andy that is...2020-12-1809 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Brangelina...Jimbo et Al and the Broken spokes have really made an egregious error and illegally using some of the worlds most recognized celebrities to invest in the Snuff film of the century. Using the Emergency Broadcast System and voice impersonators has put these retards probably right in line to be ass fucked then sued than, once in prison, ass fucked all day er-day. (That's my attempt to be hip or a broken hip.. not sure. At least I tried.) Anyway, can't wait for the lawsuits to cum rolling over the Jizz Stain and Krusti Kristi. Speaking of a Kum Kovered...2020-12-1826 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Bloody Knuckles and Tomato Soup...Do seeAs of late, and by late, I mean the last few years of my life, I have been confronted by a number of people that fuck with me in a variety of ways simply because Jimbo paid them to. We all know that he fucking hates me. Well, Jimbo, look where it got you. I, on the other hand, have no feelings of hate but rather you are nothing and you mean nothing to me. Just another problem or series of problems to outsmart, outlast and, sure as day turns into night, I will surely destroy and decimate you...2020-12-1650 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Never a Dull Moment....Jimbo the shit bag loser pile of shit has bribed another broke ass homeless person to pretend to be my friend... When I provided him with a new warm blanket, resources and offered food and alcohol how does he return the goodwill? Well, the first three minutes will clue you in? I wonder if he will enjoy prison as much as Jimbo and the Very Ruptured and Torn Assholes? I think it's best to basically never engage with any human again. Can't trust the devious Motherfuckers? Speaking of Motherfuckers, (this is a strange thought BTW), can you tell a person...2020-12-1226 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Go fuck yourself part duexEat shit and kill yourself jizz Stain.2020-12-082h 36My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Another Fuck You...Fuck you to all those who betrayed me and sold me out for money. You gave zero fucks about my life and therefore I give zero fucks about you all..2020-12-0848 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Fuck YouFuck You Jimbo. Fuck you Satan's Short Bus. Fuck you Jizz Stain and fuck you Krusti the Kum Kovered Klown.2020-12-0850 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Offspring....I am feeling like staying in the punk rock genre as of late.... I feel a sense of angst and unsettled raw aggression that is seeking an outlet. Usually, that mentality has led me to trouble. Oftentimes, in this state mind, I find myself in bar fights, brawls, jail and other less than safe and sound situations. I am very bothered by Jimbo ans the Ruptured Assholes because they have done everything they can go fuck with me from afar but nothing so much as face-to-face. That's what I want. To not be Disconnected but rather be Face-to-Face. I know...2020-12-031h 11My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Grey Race...If we fast forward far enough into the future; is this the inevitable outcome of a once varied racial population? Do we become one dull, eastern European, before the wall fell, boring homogenous Doppler ganger like species? Does that mean that all prejudices, bias, racial inequality and all the shit that comes with being different just fall away? Or do we find new things to hate each other for? I think and would bet dollars to donuts that it's the latter. Ancient aliens theorist and those that study the UFO phenomenon, I believe its absolutely true, mention numerous references to...2020-12-0324 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Don't Sell Me Short...Fuck you Tessa... You can't sing Bad Religion songs at all. Go back to that John Mayer bullshit you fart out of your mouth.... Because it stinks Tessa. Like dog that shit that has been out overnight when it rained lightly so it's modeled and dimpled and soggy but still intact. That's you Tessa. That's who you are as a human being. Just slimy, dimpled and softened from dog shit.2020-12-0317 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Process of Belief...I think I had this album in the CD player of my truck for a year straight. That year, my first year of college, is inseparable from this album and the zeitgeist it created. An ever-present feeling of always questioning why, challenge the status quo and seeking my own answers instead of blindly accepting those that were regurgitated to me without questions as to it's inherent validity. This is the year I started rocking the cross buster on my truck. I loved it because inevitably some Jesus freak would pull up next to me and either give me the finger...2020-12-0317 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Jizz Stain Returns...Shout Shout let it all out. These are things I can do without.... And thats The Jizz Stain. God I hate this bitch. You can hear what an amazing person she is in the first five mins. Something about throwing fentanyl on menwhile I sleep to kill me. If you see her in public please break her legs or her face. Caution: her face may be covered in jizz so please make sure it is indeed her, and not Krusti Kristi, acrually.plesse punch either one and remember to wash your hands with bleach and burn all your clothes after...2020-12-021h 34My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Sorrow....."Sorrow" Bad Religion LyricsPlay "Sorrow"on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad)"Sorrow"Father can you hear me?How have I let you down?I curse the day that I was bornAnd all the sorrow in this worldLet me take you to the hurting groundWhere all good men are trampled downJust to settle a bet that could not be wonBetween a prideful father and his sonWill you guide me now for I can't seeA reason for the suffering and this long miseryWhat if every living soul could be upright and strong?Well then I do imagineThere will be (sorrow)Yeah there will...2020-12-0218 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2No Control,,,,,Another amaxing Album from. Bad Religion. This was one of the earliest and most reflective of the bands energy and philosophy. What happens when one is pushed to that point when they have no control? Is one exonerated from the reprecussions that accompany the decisions one has made? Is that the brink of insanity? When ones decisions and actions are attibutable to something other than himself. Einstein describes insanity as doing the same thing over and over each day but expecting different results. Our legal system and standard for reasonable conduct employs are different metric or standard for evaluation. What...2020-12-0115 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Suffer....Another amaxing Album from Bad Religion. The cover features a young man, or boy, set ablaze, self immolation, with a Cross buster shirt on. You ever heard the term Gas Lighting? I am nit sure what the connection is between the kid set ablaze and the album but I have a feeling that Faith Alone won't sustain us any more.2020-12-0121 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Against the Grain....I consider myself to be a modern man. An increasingly rare breed as the modern age expands. I have broken, much like Jimbo's rectal tone, the following four hour recording into more manageable chunks but also because The Dirty Bird fucked with my file and than shoved turkey feathers in her asshole.. not sure why she felt the need to do so. Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you feel like stuffing feathers in your asshole. To each their own...weird and fucked up shit that should be kept in a dark sex dungeon or disgraceful porn sites. Probably...2020-12-0121 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Bad Religion.... God's An AssholeI am not much of a fan of religion. I am a true fan of Bad Religion which was, is and always will be the most influential band of my life and the source of my entire persona, mentality, outlook and view of life. Bad Religion, to those that know nothing about punk rock, the band or the band members, Greg, Brett and Jay, the founders, Bad Religion is not about hating religion or that religion is a negative thing. To them, their iconic Cross buster, the name means that we don't practice religion in the traditional sense but those...2020-12-0130 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2It's a long Story.....Indeed, it is a long story. Much longer than Jimbo's dick so that's about four millimeters... not sure how that translates into time.... Carry the seven add 11 and divide by any irrational number that doesn't fucking exist and abra cadabra.... I have no idea what the fuck that will equal. My guess is lots of alone time and a headache. Anyone that can figure it out... Please do email me and let me know how much of a waste of time it was and how you plan to meet your spouse that you will go out and meet ASAP because...2020-11-304h 42My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Garbage Pale Girl....Lately, I have directed my comedic, well I think so at least, writings towards The Jizz Stain and Krusti Kristi the Kum Kovered Klown but I would like us to remember one insane crazy bitch who is so fucking dumb she asked her history teacher if the footage they were watching in class, with the little H in the bottom left hand corner, was infact, "real" recordings of ..... Drum roll.... The fucking Civil War. Her teacher said nothing except he gave Tessa back her helmet, that is indicative of what mentally retarded people wear and then he finished his Diet...2020-11-2823 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The First Nobel...It's almost that disastrous time of year where we spend a ton of money for people we don't really like. In Jimbo's case, regarding me, that's 20 plus million over 37 years. In previous episodes, there is discussion between Jimbo and The Scoundrel, The Jizz Stain and others regrading stealing credit for a mathematical theory I challenged but due to being kept in the dark I have no idea whether it is real or bullshit. The mathematical issue pertains to whether or not Irrational Numbers truly do exist. The definition states that Irrational Numbers, like Pi, not Pie, Tessa, you fat fucking...2020-11-2327 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2So, What's Your Plan, Sherlock?Yo, shit for brains.... What is your major malfunction? What do you intend to do at this insane quagmire of a junc-ture-just put a bullet in head...? Your, not so bright, plan of "Let's just keep pissing him off" is working wonders. However, given the fact that your fucked and I have destroyed many if not all that fucked my life up why do you keep fucking with me? Like this morning, telling me that you all beat me as a baby because you blamed me for your misfortune? Most people that bear babies are just assholes and most likely...2020-11-2329 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Proof of After-Life....This serves more of proof that I am indeed alive and that I will continue to reign down fire and brimstone upon Jimbo and The Ruptured Assholes for what they have done. So, info infact believe I am the The Prince of Darkness because only Jimbo, my supposed father, aka Satan or The Devil, could ever conceive of a plan as demonic and of Absolute pure unadulterated Evil as the one he set in motion against me. So, whether, I want to believe it or not, it is logically proven in the tea leaves from Hades that I am The...2020-11-2005 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Alive and Ready To Fucking Destroy.....Jimbo and the Ruptured Assholes plus Squabto, Wheels and Whitey thought it would be a good idea to drug me with fentanyl, a dose that should have killed 7 people, according to the World Infamous Pharmacist that apparently can't count or didn't count on me being the True Prince of Darkness and being and surviving a massive amount of a deadly compound that was designed as an elephant and large mammal tranquilizer. Anyway, they got one of my phones and my wallet but I still have one. They all got a bounty in their fucking heads that I will collect. They...2020-11-2004 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Just One More....I overheard the voices, not the TV show, but Jimbo and The Ruptured Assholes, discuss how Krusti Kristi The Kum Kovered Klown and sorry ass excuse for a wife and friend and a complete pile of horse shit human being-like creature from the Kum Lagoon can't take seven dicks in her ass all at once nor can she take one more joke where she is the butt fuck of it so here we go. I do hope she puts that seventh dick in her ass because that way she can get that much needed cup o soup that is made...2020-11-1810 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Raccoon.....So, Amy Schumer did this hilarious bit regarding funny sex jokes or tricks and my particular favorite was; The Raccoon. So let's say you're fucking the Jizz Stain or Krusti or even the Dirty Bird, and if you have zero money and all out of expired pizza coupons, you can fuck Satan's Retard aka Tessa the Terrible Smelling Cunt, and once you are done fuckng her because you feel ashamed and your dick may rotnoff, you cum all over her. Most likely in her mouth as she can't afford food on her own so this way she gets some nutrients...2020-11-1820 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Donkey Punch...So, you would totally believe this because, she is a complete fucking retard, but the Jizz Stain, whom;BTW won the.award for most fucking retarded cunt with deli meat Vagina lips, on the fucking planet today because she texts me still and lies and says how she likes my.podvaat and how terrible if must be for me to hear such things. Ok, so what you just did Lizz The Jizz Stain Victorian Rogers is independently verify the voices as real but yours is on there you dumb slunt. How do you explain that dumb dumb? You are the...2020-11-1826 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2A New Career.....I liked working in finance. I was a good at it and I could have made a real career in that field but Jimbo and the Ruptured Assholes had another poorly conceived and implement plan that was never going to actually work but it has set me back. However, what does one do for work if they are indeed the Prince of Darkness..... maybe open up a Lamp Store? Perhaps my new beidethe Princess of Darkness would be interested in opening up lamp and light bulb store. We could call it Luce or Let There Be Light or my favorite...2020-11-1641 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Pending Nuptuals....Apparently, since I am now the Prince of Darkness, according to Jimbo and the Ruptured Assholes, it only make a sense that I be we'd to The Princess's of Darkness, who is coincidentally my sister, but we are not related. My Princess of Darkness, alao born on the same day as me was given up for adoption, and lives in Alabama. She is a devout Satanist but is a wealthy, good natured, wholesome, sweet and kind woman. I heard them say that she and I even look alike. They said she looks like Jay but a girl. So, the Princess...2020-11-1611 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The AntiChrist...So, Jimbo and the Ruptured Assholes have created a new dumbass Motherfucker of a plan to get me to believe that I am the son of the devil and that I am supposed to meet my counter part in the magic arts and being forth the apocalypse. It is true the End of Days is rapidly approaching. and for the aforementioned prolapsed rectums I am absolutely and undoubtedly the One that will bring them to their knees and end their days of running free all over SD and using every chance they can think of to fuck with me. Their...2020-11-1616 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2POD....The title is an acronym for a band I liked years go. People of Development. I think many believed, incorrectly, that is stood for Prince of Darkness.... That makes me wonder about who truly is the Prince of Darkness? Is he the son of Satan? Is he Satan himself? Is he the Antichrist....Well if you ask Jimbo and the crew who The Prince of Darkness really is he would invariably state that I am indeed the Prince of Darkness because that's the newest fucking scheme to get me to do something stupid and act as if I am infallible...2020-11-1610 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Girl, Interruption..One of the most frustrating issues I face, aside from having my life fucking destroyed, is when I had located Jimbo and the Ruptured Assholes and begin to make s recordings but have to deal with traffic sounds, people talking, crickets chirping, and all the other ambient noises of the city fucking up the ability for me to hear what exactly is being said. I have become very adepts at learning when they are full of shit and lying to me to get me to do something stupid that will cost me everything. Case in point....2020-11-1602 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Shocker and Say Ahh Shit Campaign...So the Enola Jay just Blitzkrieged the shit out of Jimbo and the Ruptured Prolapsed Anuses...literally shit is seeing out of their dilapidated and stretched out assholes from too much spit roasting.... it's a heavy price to pay for Grand Chumps Award Ten years running as top spit roasting team in the world with 8622 total dicks and 74 gallons of produced and bittled than consumed semen! It's quite a disgraceful series of events for this rag tag shit bag cum rag bunch of idiots. Anyway, to the DOD, Berkely and her probably gross vagina full of turkey feathers hacked the...2020-11-1241 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Federal Offensive Personality Disorder....It should cum on Krusti Kristi's face as no surprise that Jimbo and The Sack of Prolapsed Anuses are not the most mentally attuned of criminal idiot masterminds. However, it was just discovered that Jimbo suffers from many things, shrimp dick being one but apparently he is mentally unstable as well as the most retarded person on the planet along with Feathers up Her Ass The one and ugly Berkely the Dirty Bird Brown nose full of shit face down in a puddle of vomit Nickerson....wow that was a mouthful. Not like when Krusti or The Jizz Stain's mouths...2020-11-1234 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2The Demise of The Scoundrel.....What an eventful evening that Jimbo and the Prolapsed Rectums hadnplanned for me....but there is the old saying if you want to make God, or in this case, Jay, laugh then tell him your plans. Well these short bus riding fools told me everything I meeded to know. The only thing I had to do was do a Braveheart like call to arms and say that I can't wait for them to come after me because that will be my opportunity to fucking kill them. Needless to say, not one came after me. I have no qualms if ten...2020-11-1242 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2James B Kambestad in Sky FallWell another angle has fallen to earth which is disappointing but nevertheless waa expected or suspected. So, for all my fellow caucasian brothers and sisters i just had confirmation that "Cracker Motherfucker" is equivalent to "the N Word". The last time I was called CMF, I asked the questinalble looking gentleman "would you like Ritz, Triscuits or my fav, Wheat Thins" I was somewhat taken aback by his response of "You got any Cheez Nips?" It was a dark day that afternoon as I was fresh the fuck out of Cheez Nips which are kind of another racial slur as...2020-11-1210 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Just When I Thought You Couldn't Get Any Dumber.....A partial quote from one of my favorite movies....Krusti Kristi the Kum Kovered Klown that Nobbs Kocks and should Just her kut her kneck with a Knife.... Well she used to blow random guys for expired pizza coupons. Rumor has it that Krusti made a poor business marketing campaign and invested in Kumpons which, for an extra quarter, twenty five cents or pesos, you can ejaculate anywhere you choose so long as the Kumpon has not expired. However, the dumb bitch never put an experation date so you can find me, Jay Kambestad, at Broadway Pier passing out one...2020-11-0304 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Cast Away.....This disruption in my life has been occuring for more than five years. At times, I should say, the vast majority of the time I feel completely alone and isolated even though I am oftentimes surrounded by people. I have had the ever present feeling of being a million miles away from another human yet stuck in a crowded and suffocating room full of supposedly other human beings. Anyone else feel like an alien in a strange world. Lately, and to little or NoFX, I am starting to feel a lot like Charleston Heston stranded on a primate planet or...2020-11-0315 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Are You Fucking Kidding Me?Angry D is upset that Jay has resumed his recordings because, well usually what I record is not very good for those retards. I only started recording again because you shit bags have done everything you can think of to kill me. However, it's a good thing I am much smarter than Jimbo, the Jizz Stain, The Dirty Bird and Krusti all put together..... And by the way.... Go Fuck Yourselves !2020-10-1631 minMy Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2Jay Knows Everything!Jimbo and the gang of mentally challenged retards discuss the extent of their atrocities they committed willingly against Jay for no other reason than to collect money..... in addition to the 12 Million they made and squandered from selling the video of me being raped. As I said, I will not stop any death penalty proceedings when they inevitably do begin. Burn in hell Motherfuckers..2020-10-161h 20My Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Just Walked In Off The Street...Part Fuckin Quatro: The last of This Stragely Titled Series.I have yet to listen to everything on this recording. I get sidetracked writing, what I believe and hooe#53 funny jokes and episode descriptions. I do enjoy it. In all honesty, I am not sure where alot of this humor comes from. The creativity is something I haven't experienced like this. My greatest fear at this point, aside from bumble bees, is that once this is fucked up ordeal is finally over that I will lose whatever it is that has made me be this way. A temporary fix for a temporary problem. Usually I am correct in my analysis...2020-08-2727 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero dos plus unoMy mecixan math skill as no muy bueno. The terribleness continues. I am going to spend some serious time ans mental energy on coming up with specific targeted jokes like The Roar and The Dirty Bird for Krusty the Klown and The Jizz Stain. They all need to be made even more infamous for the rest of eternity when young men and other degenerates discuss the trash bag like women they fucked that past weekend. It is through jokes that are true that we remember how terrible some people are. It is through this podcast that will be available in...2020-08-2727 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Tres minus oneUsing my somewhat confusing and origin unknown skill or psychic magnetism I stumbled. literally since I has been drinking all day and walked about twenty miles, into the fortress of solitaire. Apparently, thats what they all do affer a ling day of fucking with me and Destroying my life. They all need a bit of alone and quiet time to decompress after a long day of being a bag of shit. It's hard to maintain tone and rigidity when your whole body is slightly warm feces that essentially wants to spill put into an ever widening increasingly smelly pond of...2020-08-2728 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Uno!The whole gang bang of idiots are present at the shit hole motel I am so not truly fond of. I think tonight was the evening I jokingly suggested doing the "The Dirty Bird" to Turkey Brown Gravy since I adoringly named her Turkey. So basically, it's like the Roar Shocker Test with Tessa but with a naked Turkey patty in the center and everyone capable of creating ejaculate, men and women, dogs and cats, midgets and Mexicans, standing around producing any bodily fluid you can throw safely approximately seven feet. Thr radius of the shame circle. Then Terks puts...2020-08-2724 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feWe Have to Kill Jay Before He Kills Us.....(Not Fucking Likely)!The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth and a nice final glaze of abandoned ejaculate. Usually from homeless winos that have expired Domino's Pizza Coupons which is like gold to these dumb dumbs or scum cum.....Tessa is a disgusting human being and the reason she fights so hard against me, even though she knows deep down she is absolutely wrong and that I do not deserve wbat she...2020-08-2125 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-fePraying Mantis Joke by Jay Bryson Kambestad.A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male to ever fuck a praying mantis and live to tell about it. That's how I know such dark secrets. I am not scared of you either, Cheryl, the female praying mantis that seduced me and calls me everyday leaving threatening chirps. I know it's you. I would recognize that shrill chirp anywhere. Next time you stop by to fuck...2020-08-1903 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feHaunted House Joke By Jay Bryson KambestadThanks again for listening. The recordings are real. They are difficult to hear at times. This is a joke to help lighten an otherwise very dark path. I wrote this about two weeks ago. I would love any feedback you can offer. If you see me please say hello .I don't bite, too often, just kidding. I am not as scary as my face appears. In all seriousness, if you like the jokes I would appreciate honest feedback. With each positive response the likelihood I commit suicide later on in life increases. No only making lite of accepted industry statistics...2020-08-1904 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay is Literally Sitting on Our Doorstep.....After walking around Downtown San Diego for hours Jay walks to a nearby In-tolerable motel and while waiting to check in he asks he asks the manager if he could charge his phone. The manager says there is an outlet down this hallway. While waiting, I began hearing all their voices in the neighboring rooms. Having no idea they were there this event, although seemingly very real, I put temporarily in the schizophrenic column as it seemed too strange to be real and happening. This coincidence happened for several more days in the week ahead. --- This episode is sponsored...2020-08-1124 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feWe Have to Have Him (Jay) Killed....Pretty fucking self explanatory. Not much ambuguity or room for misinterpretation in those easily understood English words. Yikes, wouldn't want to be Jay.....oh wait. Shit, I'm Jay. Not good! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-08-0923 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Has Everything He Needs.....Yes, Jay has accumulated enough evidence to put you all on death row. However, what Jay doesn't have is a family, friends, a job, anyone he can trust or much of a life at all. That is all changing as I write this. Those are the assets Jay values the most. Not blood money like you motherfuckers. I was willing to work hard for my money. You all just sold me out like I was your bitch. Well, the bitch is back and he is going to fuck you up. Especially, you Jimbo. I will cut your head off and...2020-08-0924 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay is One of the Most Agrressive People on the Planet....The Jizz Stain and The Scoundrel discuss the very limited and, unlikely, options they have to escape this shit show unscathed. The panic in their voices is almost arousing. But not in a weird way. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-08-0528 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Will Have Me Killed Because of What I Have Done!This is possibly a repeat or "flashback" episode to illustrate how much I hate this bitch. I may have played it before. Actaully, I know I have. I just wanted to convey to The Jizz Stain how much I fucking hate her. God, I love the appropriate and justified use of the Death Penalty in this great state of ours. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-08-0515 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feSo, he (Jay) Needs to Die...."The Jizz Stain" just wont cum out.... This is the epitome of who she is as a person, if you can even refer to her as a human being. My vote is she is that she is not human at all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-08-0237 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feJay Doesn't Know Anything.....Jimbo the Joke continues to offer "good" advice to people infinitely smarter than he is but for some reason they still listen...not sure why? Oh, that's right he doesn't fucking care about anyone but his loser ass self....boom, fuck you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-07-2910 minMy Hijacked American Lie-feMy Hijacked American Lie-feThat's not JayAs concerns begin to escalate regarding the success of their diabolical scheme. J only option is to keep fucking going, one thing he knows all to well. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/support2020-07-2517 min