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Jinkies PatrolDandy BatmanStarted streaming on Tiktok, the birth of Dandy Batman and his sidekick, writing resumes, random players on Call of Duty Zombies, Cheek Abs, Idahoan Rap Hands, Traditional Rap Hands, and how a smart phone can break your toes.2024-05-2459 minJinkies PatrolWar of TatesEpisode 58! Today we discuss the pros and cons of Ambien, Ben Shapiro doesn't want you to retire, the Tate brothers are a lil' sensitive, Global Guts for Adults, Restless Leg Syndrome, Gray hair/bad haircuts, Abbott Elementary, and Carly's obsession with MGK.2024-03-1859 minJinkies PatrolWhere is Miranda Sings?Episode 57! We follow up on 90s kids sports movies, discuss severe ADHD, why Jay isn't a reader, Katt Williams reads 60 books a week, cat meows, shingles sucks, kids are too soft these days, and where is Miranda Sings? Also, The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.2024-03-1259 minJinkies PatrolNaughty NightcrawlersToday we discuss 90s kids sports movies and how epic they were/are, Kid Rock admits he threw a bitch fit about Budweiser on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jason Aldean bitches about rich people problems while the rest of us struggle to buy groceries, and how a former US Surgeon General got a $5,000, hospital bill for dehydration and *now* thinks the system is broken. Also, we circle back to why we can't stand Madonna and additionally why Carly loves Machine Gun Kelly.2024-03-0759 minJinkies PatrolSuper Bowl LetdownHappy Galentine's Day! Happy 14th birthday, Neko; we miss you! Also: Alaska Pox, the Plague, Alyssa Milano, dilated retina, and Kinetic Sand is still dope!2024-02-1459 minJinkies PatrolSissy-fied AmericaToday we talk with our cat, Miss CJ, about MySpace, Xenga, Tumblr, and poor Steve Bartman. Also, we already have two Jinkies Patrol Dbag Award nominees for 2024! Women brawling in Target over pink Stanley cups. RIP Brown Mackie College.2024-01-2659 minJinkies PatrolNew Year, New UsHappy New Year! In episode 53, we talk about how the holidays never happened, new years resolutions are crap, there are little to no cool Chads in the world, the First Annual Jinkies Patrol Dbag Awards, Kid Rock quivering, the Salem Witch Trials, sports, and video gaming culture. Also, #JayForPresident2024-01-0959 minJinkies PatrolPost HalloweenUnbecoming children on Call of Duty, snowing on Halloween, Robert De Nero berated his assistant, Doggy neighbor feuds, and other things.2023-11-0259 minJinkies PatrolRain Woman#HelpBritney, The Newport Aquarium, Carly's favorite German restaurant, Vegas Dream, Ginkgo Baloba in a Rap Song, Washing Dishes for Dinner, Dave Batista as the next Mr. Freeze, MMAA, and #CoDFreeSpeech.2023-10-191h 02Jinkies PatrolBig 5-0Adult summer camp, Heavyweights, Power Rangers for Halloween, Carly and Jay got warned and banned on Call of Duty, censorship is bullshit, and Rick James skits, bitch.2023-09-2159 minJinkies PatrolToo Old for the VMAsShit Grandma's Collect, Call of Duty (bullshit) censorship, We're Rock Polishers a Scam?!, how Carly missed NSYNC, and discovering that we are far too elderly for the Video Music Awards.2023-09-1359 minJinkies PatrolOtter Attack!Apparently otters are vicious. Carly joined the Crocs Club. Cars we hate and love. High school's scary, pranks on your kids, Chair Fights around the country, and Forest Gump is an American Hero.2023-08-1159 minJinkies PatrolGarage BandJelly fish stings. Black Mirror. Diablo IV sucks now with the season 1 update. Roxy sighs and cheese ball ASMR. Jason Aldean's new song/video.2023-07-2159 minJinkies PatrolSeason Pass to HellThe dog has a new name. They found Jack the Ripper...or did they? Adult Discovery Zone. And 40 human skulls or something found in Kentucky apartment.2023-07-1859 minJinkies PatrolDecoy CrybabiesFireworks vs Drone Shows. Yellowstone Hot Spring Fiasco. New addition to the family. And playing hooky for video games.2023-07-0459 minJinkies PatrolSurviving SleepoversMissing Titanic sub. Harvard University med school disaster. Xbox vs PS5. Evil Dead Rise. Aaaand kids these days need wind sprints.2023-06-2259 minJinkies PatrolStorm ChasersGuess which one of us fell over and broke their wrist in two places 😂😬. Also, Nokia Brick Phones, Kokomo Indiana Taco Bell Employee Farts in Customer's Taco Supreme, Indiana Demon House, and freaky museums.2023-06-1659 minJinkies PatrolThrowback ThursdayCanadian wildfires. Life lessons. Jay's not a fan of grammar. Bring back guitar hero! Jay's taxidermy sports lair. Also, we saw an Amish family walking into Burger King.2023-06-0959 minJinkies PatrolLil' House on the PrairieWe livin' on the Prairie, y'all. Also: Mustachio tales, the secret life of our cats, why Elon Musk is a nerd, Jay's One Direction concert experience, and Wal-Mart experiences2023-06-0359 minJinkies PatrolA Formal AnnouncementMustachio returns! Also, there's another new cat named Jaws who almost bit off Carly's index finger, non-maliciously mistaking it for food. Also, we discuss G4TV and going back and watching old school WWF.2023-05-3159 minJinkies PatrolThe Case of Kid RockWeather across the country, Child Labor Busts, Hey, Dude, and Salute Your Shorts.2023-05-1659 minJinkies PatrolCough, CoughJoin us for Carly's coughing fits, "female movies," PlayStation 2 online gaming tutorial, and Summer 2023 Fashion with Jay.2023-05-1459 minJinkies PatrolThe Fahrenheit TrainFahrenheit vs Celsius, Wild-ass flexes in discount department stores, hypervigilance in public places, "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, sitting through the South Park movie and Spice World with our parents, and why Jay hates FRIENDS.2023-04-1459 minJinkies PatrolThe Clutches of ThotteryLicense renewal birthday adventures, the ADHD struggle, Kid Rock vs Bud Light, City Museum in St. Louis, and our experiences going up into tall buildings and monuments.2023-04-0859 minJinkies PatrolBlack History Month MishapsToday we discuss how Miami celebrates Black History Month in pre-school, gaming consoles of times past, roller skating vs roller blading, '90s glam feet pics, and how one of us accidentally bought a counterfeit book.2023-02-2559 minJinkies PatrolApologies to Tom DeLongeWTF are NFTs? No one knows. Aliens are here and we should all apologize to Tom DeLonge. Vinyl chloride train wrecks are dangerous, OCD Gas Pumping is in full swing, and The Last of Us is amazing.2023-02-1259 minJinkies PatrolHappy Birthday, Nerd!Back from an actual hiatus! Who turned the egg prices up? Also, Being A Kid These Days sucks.2023-02-0559 minJinkies PatrolCelebrity VampiresEverything from Larry Bird to Avril Lavigne to the Canadian wilderness to SpongeBob to Machine Gun Kelly to belly buttons to boy bands to RoboCop to Coneheads.2022-08-2859 minJinkies PatrolRethinking HistoryShould we be writing things down?! (For history). Oh, and squishy light bulbs are a thing.2022-08-0550 minJinkies PatrolFunnel CloudIt's been a crazy week! We had an also crazy storm come through town and knock the power out. Also crazy times. Oh, and this week's SotW is local! Be sure to lock your vehicles, folks! Also, Carly has a lot of ADHD.2022-07-2759 minJinkies PatrolGuess Who's BackWe are back from our unintentional month-long hiatus (thanks, COVID)! Today we discuss why Madonna sucks, toe socks (they suck, our official stance), and introduce a new segment called Stupid of the Week! Find out who the 1st ever SotW award goes to! Oh, and O.J. bloody Mary burns on Twitter.2022-07-1559 minJinkies PatrolHeat WaveIt's hot out there, folks.2022-06-1559 minJinkies PatrolI'm a GonerBrittany Spear's surprise wedding guest, Things we did as kids we won't do now, 50 & 60's dances were just entertaining exercises2022-06-1059 minJinkies PatrolEasily DistractedThe dementors are coming for Jay...*whispers* SEVEN DAYS... Also, The Real World, How to Stave off Superman, and Small-Town Shenanigans!2022-06-0759 minJinkies PatrolIt's Getting Hot Out HereA hot Indiana spring, etc.2022-06-0359 minJinkies PatrolMemorial Day WeekendNaked and Afraid, basketball, video games, and weird stuff you do for your friends...and basketball lol.2022-05-3059 minJinkies PatrolCold HandsGirls have cold hands. Creepy hotel rooms. Dallas arena leaking during game 4 of the NBA semi-finals.2022-05-2559 minJinkies PatrolTanning Bed TalesNew segment, how Chads are made, and Dawson's Creek.2022-05-2259 minJinkies PatrolWho Gave These Kids Saws??Carz is on the Injury Reserve due to stepping into a hole. Saws in preschool. Family vacation surprises and ignorant-ass cats.2022-05-1559 minJinkies PatrolHey! Ho! TWO-OH!Episode 20, folks.2022-05-1259 minJinkies PatrolThe Spelling EpisodeJay's TV show pitch, update on the Alabama inmate/jailer runaway couple situation, and a lot of high-fives.2022-05-1059 minJinkies PatrolPeople are WeirdPeople who write to and or marry inmates, Bobby's after Brandy's title, and Carz is a (friendly) stalker.2022-05-0859 minJinkies PatrolMay the Fourth (Remastered)We almost lost the last episode (and thought we did...good save, Anchor). So this was going to be our "Remastered" version of May the Fourth. Enjoy!2022-05-0659 minJinkies PatrolMay the FourthMay the Fourth be with you always.2022-05-0658 minJinkies PatrolMcFlight of the NavigatorWitness Protection in relationships.2022-04-3059 minJinkies PatrolWhole Lotta Jinkies Goin' OnCarz jinkiesed Jay a lot.2022-04-2959 minJinkies PatrolMike Tyson EtiquetteMike Tyson gets hit with water bottle on a plane and throws back. And bad stuff we did as children.2022-04-2259 minJinkies PatrolA Plethora of TopicsHere ya go.2022-04-2058 minJinkies PatrolJinkies PatrolWe changed our name! Video game talk, Call of Duty Vanguard complaints, and Professional Quidditch matches.2022-04-1759 minJinkies PatrolScared StraightBreakups, rotary phones, coming soon in video gaming, and Jay's dad fights the garbage man.2022-04-1259 minJinkies PatrolThe Morning ShowWe got up early.2022-04-0759 minJinkies PatrolHere Come the ClownsBreaking things around the house as kids, divorce court in the 1950s, and Jay gets rescued by the fire department.2022-04-0758 minJinkies PatrolInjuries, Accidents and Angry ClerksRandom injuries of the past, gas station lady hates Carly and North Carolina beats Duke in the Final Four.2022-04-0459 minJinkies PatrolThe Birthday EpisodeCarz turnz 33 (almost).2022-03-3158 minJinkies PatrolWILL DONE SNAPPEDCarz is back with another weird childhood story and Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. Jay roots for the Tar Heels there bud.2022-03-2959 minJinkies PatrolScatterbrainedADHD.2022-03-2358 minJinkies PatrolRIP DSTGTFO, DST!2022-03-1758 minJinkies PatrolSurprise Daylight SavingsWe didn't know DST was coming, but here we are.2022-03-1455 minJinkies PatrolWelcome to the Train WreckRandom conversations, take 1! Many bases were covered. Be kind, please rewind.2022-03-1157 min