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The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make the SwitchWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 298 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton blasting the Blair Witch, Jeff Curtis bringing his daughter to work, Ron Blair picking a favorite Doobie Brother, and special guest: Madeline Curtis!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a little black bear, a Commercial Heist, Best movies we've seen recently, Gar Fish Fries, how well we know swamps, the best mascot for Ithaca College, and occasionally we part from our tangents to d...
2025-08-181h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get HackedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 295 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton aspiring to be a dinosaur, Jeff Curtis being a pain in the butt, and Ron Blair loving a hit and run!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about everyone's inner monologue, a Favorite Commercial, our favorite war movies, the power of spite, being pissed off by correct grammar, how saintly Margery Kempe is, and occasionally we part from our tangents to remember the life a...
2025-05-081h 50
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a WagerWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 292 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a fall, Jeff Curtis being plugged in, and Ron Blair still hating on reviewers!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Hardee's new menu, a gift of a Commercial, riffing ten to five, getting your Cyan fix, Jimmy and his F-ing mouth, the lineage of Kidds, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the journey and shipwreck of The Wager a...
2025-01-131h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Highly ReviewedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 291 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton as the dead body, Jeff Curtis as Jack Frost, and Ron Blair as Ebenezer Scrooge!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the dangers of Sugar Plum Fairies, a Halloween-y/Christmas-y Commercial, getting our trifectas, being able to distinguish between pancakes and waffles, making Ron rage, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some terrible reviews of great movies.....specifically some o...
2024-12-022h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Missing (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 289 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton leaving his sinkhole behind, Jeff Curtis crying for Chile, and Ron Blair serving as an agent of chaos!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding someone, a Commercial definitely is full of spoilers for this episode, Best Movies that require multiple viewings, swerving into the bit, the Thing being here, natural deaths, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the c...
2024-10-081h 53
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Missing (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 288 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton gifting mysteries, Jeff Curtis granting you your weekend, and Ron Blair loving Sarah McLachlan!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the SNL 50th Anniversary Season, a Commercial that asks the right questions, Best Documentaries, being thoroughly incompetent, the utility of business cards, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the true story behind the 1982 movie , "Missing!" This week, Jeff takes t...
2024-09-301h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Flip the (Trans)ScriptWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 285 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking all his dates to Marcella's, Jeff Curtis barreling through the Weiner twins, and Ron Blair shutting his face, (not really)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about trouble (my friends), a Commercial that we can all agree on, being a mafia, psychological interrogations, violence, false starts, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the Allagash abductions! This week, Jeff takes t...
2024-05-212h 14
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take a CatnapWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 282 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton roasting lefties, Jeff Curtis wanting nothing to do with this, and Ron Blair delivering masterfully!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Buddy Holly Airlines, a Commercial that's really on fire, C.H.U.D.s everywhere, where the breadcrumbs lead, Jimmy Buffett's marketing genius, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about cats!! This week, Jeff teaches the guys about the do...
2024-03-041h 49
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 9Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 280 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton plugging Almost, Maine, Jeff Curtis questioning cocaine, and Ron Blair not doing a thing!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not acting in Westerns, a Commercial that'll rock your socks off, points that mean nothing (everything), our projects, Epic Universes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... jeez, I don't know how to tell you this, but it's another round of the Ul...
2024-02-051h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Die Hard.....EnoughWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 279 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting a villainous backstory, Jeff Curtis playing everybody else, and Ron Blair answering the call!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Memphis Mike, a pretentious Commercial, our best Christmas presents, New Year's Resolutions, how special pets are, the Twilight debate, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Die Hard!! This week, Jeff takes the guys through a reading, some alternative c...
2024-01-162h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Walk into a (Candy) BarApologies in advance for the poor audio in this week's episode. For some reason, Jared's microphone decided not to work, but we hope you will still enjoy the episode!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 275 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton throwing candy in the face of the plebians, Jeff Curtis having no voice, and Ron Blair celebrating Columbus Day!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about gathering around, a Horrifying Commercial, our favorite pr...
2023-10-091h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Movie ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 274 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton escaping the Goat-man, Jeff Curtis watching all of WKRP in Cincinnati, Ron Blair only listening to Convoy, and special guest: Aaron Taylor!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about keepin on keeping on, a Commercial that is a real nightmare, our favorite Stephen King adaptations currently being put on at the Hardin County Playhouse (Come check out Misery!), our favorite haunted attractions, and occasionally we...
2023-10-022h 08
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Whip it (Good)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 272 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton eating squirrel, Jeff Curtis bringing corn, and Ron Blair hiding hotdogs!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a discussion about ice cream, a ricket-y Commercial, Corn, Fiats and footlong buns, grazing the top ten, getting rankled, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Devo!! This week, Jeff teaches the other guys about the formation of the band, their rise to i...
2023-08-281h 42
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spy with their Little Eyes 2: Ladies NightWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 269 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton sweating through all of the tape, Jeff Curtis hunting humans in the mines, and Ron Blair telling the Truth about Universal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the filmmakers in the room (Check out Truth and The Playmaker), a commercial that's still on vacation (just not in Cleveland), our favorite parts of vacations, Toyota Prius (not a sponsor...yet), Saucy Cuthbert, how much da...
2023-08-071h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go to the Scare-portWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 266 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton spoiling the surprise, Jeff Curtis coming with questions, and Ron Blair knowing how to use his tail!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about banana, a commercial that doesn't F with cats, Illuminati bake sales, hot takes about stabbing, haikus, The Moth-ia, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the most haunted airports in the US!! This week, Jeff teaches the guy...
2023-06-221h 44
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Masterfully Debate 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 263 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a stance on the Midwest, Jeff Curtis being anti can opener employees, and Ron Blair taking shots at balloons!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wtf (growling noises), a commercial that's painful to listen to, the perils of skiing, how we're spending our gold, Egg Salad donuts, the romance of Dickensian times, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... Well, actually th...
2023-04-271h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Band TogetherWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 260 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton not knowing the band, Jeff Curtis getting Jeffisodic, and Ron Blair not answering the phone!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about solving the mystery, a commercial that isn't happening, our favorite roles we'd like to revisit, walking pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie blues, watching roles you've performed, Cranberries, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the tragic story of the Mi...
2023-03-231h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get With the TimesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 257 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being loved by French women, Jeff Curtis attending a psychical research institute, and Ron Blair talking about Truth!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about shameless promotion, a noteworthy commercial, a deep dive into 1994 SNL, what ghosts love, cardial detestation, death beautifying them all, and occasionally we part from our tangents to read through some insane stories from the New York Times vault!! This we...
2023-03-021h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Are Not AmusedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 255 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having lots of problems, Jeff Curtis being the babyface, and Ron Blair encouraging insertion!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about demon babies, a commercial that celebrates the King of Clubs, our favorite Whodunnits, how much a cup of coffee costs, eating fish in front of fish, being locked in as Winston Churchill, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the ul...
2023-02-162h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Clubbin'Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 254 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton reading Marisa Tomei, Jeff Curtis not liking Ice Cube's son, and Ron Blair having his doctorate!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Cocaine Bear, a commercial that is just what the doctor ordered, everyone's favorite game: Fight, the best food festival, 2nd place bitterness, stick figure anatomy lessons, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about.....our own King of Clubs, Je...
2023-02-101h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Fade to BlackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 251 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton not having a pop guard, Jeff Curtis growing down to here and down to there, and Ron Blair talking about pickles!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about hair, how challenging it is to follow commercials with a commercial, Who'd do it Best: Speech Edition, Everything-You-Want-to-Know, how convincing hats can be, having fun making fun, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn ab...
2023-01-121h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Christmas ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 248 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being knuckle-deep in Christmas, Jeff Curtis letting you in to knowing him better man, and Ron Blair being Krampus and unwilling to math!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about donuts, a Commercial that won't be too popular with some people..., Christmas crack, diving through the recycling, the sleep of the dead, getting slapped by cheesemongers, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... je...
2022-12-151h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Shoot the MoonWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 247 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton inventing new words and candies, Jeff Curtis claiming the moon, and Ron Blair loving a boys choir!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the new Willow series, a Commercial that's straight to the point, the Venn diagram between evil and science, a special seductive visitor (It's Fernando!!!!), a short journey to Crazyland, putting our heads around percentages, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2022-12-081h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Come a Knockin'Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 243 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being Iron Man, Jeff Curtis being mildly buried alive, and Ron Blair being charmingly creepy!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about celebrating the Holiday Season, our favorite skills we were better at than expected, a commercial you're going to dig, where we were half a life ago, poking the beast, loving some Arbor Day, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn ab...
2022-11-031h 47
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards in 3DWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 241 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton "Bond Flexing," Jeff Curtis screaming and screaming, Ron Blair eating a Granny, and long time friend, first time guest: Adam Riley!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jared's trip to Croatia, our favorite Haunted Houses and European destinations, a commercial that was written well in advance, old ladies full of spiders, Rick Dees Nuts, not getting bogged down with U2, and occasionally we pa...
2022-10-201h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go in Circles (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 239 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all about Central America, Jeff Curtis having a banana vendetta, and Ron Blair having a tiny glimmer of a smoky soul!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not starting the fire (or something, I still don't know the song), our favorite festivals, inspecting the Spanish Inquisition, all the Peter Panthers, sledgehammering with friends, Mothman's slammin' butt, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2022-09-221h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Grin and Bear ItWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 238 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing Favorites back, Jeff Curtis being technically correct about scabies, and Ron Blair avoiding spoilers for decades!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how no one cares about Dodgson, a Commercial where the cake is a lie (anyone get that reference?), a nice lye shower, our one tricks, The why you eat people, playing around with the space-time continuum, and occasionally we part fr...
2022-09-151h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go in CirclesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 236 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton noping in an empty high school, Jeff Curtis speaking foreign languages, and Ron Blair debuting Ciao Bella!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about .......(Hey sometimes there's a cat), an artfully French Commercial, the wheels on the boat, best sucker flavors, absolute classy bafoonery, how optional pants are, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about one of the most important explorers of...
2022-08-181h 44
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Test Their LimitsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 235 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton paying Jeff back for all those cult topics, Jeff Curtis being really upset throughout the whole episode, and Ron Blair being west of normal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how somedays you don't feel right, the Spookeh Spookest of Commercials, that quality individual: Whitey Bulger, not feeling clever but still doing the thing, the vampire they named Massachusetts after, and occasionally we pa...
2022-08-111h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Come From the Land Down UnderWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 233 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being on the right side of Hostel, Jeff Curtis doing all the murders, and Ron Blair vacationing and having mild strokes!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about three intertwining stories, a slightly too exciting Commercial, Being Simply Sick, cottagé cheese, Vegemite versus getting kicked in the nuts, Sondheim's classic: "Bring on the Frogs," and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Aust...
2022-07-141h 21
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 232 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton always winning and getting what he wants, Jeff Curtis creating the ultimate video game, Ron Blair phoning it in and having a rough day, and returning Deckhead, the Kentucky Long Leg: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Ron going on vacation, a Commercial you'll want to replay, eating chocolate/fruity gravel, how wonderful terrible action movies can be, the inability for Ro...
2022-06-232h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Fold Their WingsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 230 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton giving a pretty good recap (and a pretty mediocre Liverpudlian accent), Jeff Curtis completing his trilogy, and Ron Blair licking the podcast!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about going out for corndogs, a Full Bodied Commercial, tight cans, fun facts about bagpipes, pockets of kooky, what the man and the fox say, and occasionally we part from our tangents to continue Jeff's awesome tr...
2022-06-091h 59
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Break their WingsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 227 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton channeling monotony, Jeff Curtis being the real monster, and Ron Blair getting dismissed!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about getting your Popeye's stolen, a deadly Commercial, Arbogast's origin (and first name), solving the C.H.U.D. problem, sexy geometry, Jim United Kingdom, and occasionally we part from our tangents to continue Jeff's awesome triptych about the band Wings! This week, Jeff teaches th...
2022-05-191h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Sam I AmWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 226 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton using a taser wall, Jeff Curtis hanging out with Whitey Bulger, and Ron Blair thinking (Believe it or not)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about feeling a slight sting, a better than the original Commercial, fighting parents about hair, it all actually being about Alfie, the Cujonening, meeting your downfall in front of a fire hydrant, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...
2022-05-121h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of AdaptationWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 225 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton enjoying a fireside swim, Jeff Curtis starting a band with Steezy Anderson, and Ron Blair having some organ issues!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about presenting new thoughts and ideas, a Classic Rockin' Commercial, the second time in fact being the charm, working in a theremin, arbitrary scales, working on impressions between takes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to rank the be...
2022-05-051h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spread Their WingsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 224 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing his own seatbelt, Jeff Curtis not getting to the topic, and Ron Blair amusing you and making you laugh!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how Gotham , a deceptive Commercial, the clamor starting to get to us, finding a nugget of something in the podcast, The Wall: The Musical (again), stapling Beatles to the wall, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...
2022-04-211h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take a TripWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 220 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton learning nothing, Jeff Curtis licking it while he reads, and Ron Blair getting half......excited! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about breaking the law, a Beastly Commercial, the official Wild Card Candy: cough drops, pipe cleaner pornography, the origin of "Hysteria," disinterested parties, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about project MK Ultra! This week, Jeff teaches the guys all ab...
2022-03-241h 20
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Assault Your EardrumsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 217 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton only needing 12 minutes, Jeff Curtis eating the goat, and Ron Blair eating a marathon of chocolate and caramel! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about folksy old sayings, a Commercial 65 million years in the making, our love for Cleveland, favorite Stephen King adaptations, getting your socks knocked off, Toto, being the rubber duck in a tubby world, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...
2022-03-031h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Expect the InquisitionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 215 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton pledging to deceive, Jeff Curtis being very bad at drugs, and Ron Blair being too proud a man for deep fried butter! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about fried potato cakes, a mad mad mad Commercial, zinging Benjamin Franklin, the return of small Dickensian child, cauliflower, what our call signs would be, the quality filmmaking that is - Hot Shots: Part Deux, and oc...
2022-02-172h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Stare at GoatsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 214 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton listening to nonstop "Careless Whisper," Jeff Curtis forgetting his magic amulet, Ron Blair being smitten with his kitten, and joining us once more in our new and improved Wild Card Studios is The House: Kathleen Lewis!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about time we confess a secret, a Commercial that's the donkey's balls, getting bare-back in the saddle, the return of Agent Arbogast!!!!, pr...
2022-02-102h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards and the Wives of SnapeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 212 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton telling the Wild Cards' best joke ever(?), Jeff Curtis being a Scottish immortal, Ron Blair's goings-on being his business, and special returning guest: Emily Kohler!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about ear worms and lemon cookies, Florida Man Walmart peaches, a tribal Commercial, creating religions on a bet, getting back to the sad, using Occam's razor to cut through the BS, putting the F...
2021-11-181h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards on the MapWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 211 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton writing thrice a day about baseball, Jeff Curtis owning Elizabethtown, and Ron Blair liking the velvety darkness!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about setting your clocks back last week, how digestible Seinfeld is, a Warped Commercial, that lingering Halloween feeling, fixing time, nachos being an invasive species, improving baseball and Antiques Roadshow, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the h...
2021-11-111h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 209 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton making a game that takes too long, Jeff Curtis upgrading his mighty bellow, and Ron Blair being decent at horror trivia!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wishing you and yours the Happiest of Halloweens, everything we do being trivial, an excellent recap of a Commercial, the smelliest port in Brazil, it'll doing for radio, movies we've see recently, all the horror tropes, a...
2021-10-282h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 208 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being completely forgettable, Jeff Curtis being a Mad King, and Ron Blair getting all the Voodoo!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding the one who holds the title King of Halloween, movies about the Marquis de Sade's organs, a top five commercial, the best name for horror movie survivors, Koalas that solve crime, vacation gifts, the Revenge of an HCP Halloween, and occasionally w...
2021-10-211h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Five (Spookeh Spook Edition)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 207 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton losing his favorite, Jeff Curtis getting snappy, and Ron Blair taking his victory lap! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding out how Mel's Diner stayed open, a terrifyingly epic Commercial, the new girl in town, whether zombies can run (Ron might have a strong opinion on the matter), that stroke we've been talking about, our zeitgeists, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-10-071h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of TriviaWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 206 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still not liking comedy, Jeff Curtis giving Adam Sandler ten minutes more than he deserves, and Ron Blair finally winning?? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about mediocre pop culture references that the kids won't get (Jared didn't get them), a Horrifyingly argumentative Commercial, the benefits of looking like a Kennedy, tangential connections to Spookeh Spook, Grandad's Priapism, being certifiably rotten, and occasionally we pa...
2021-09-301h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Monkey AroundWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 203 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton tasting it on his tongue, Jeff Curtis whipping it out, and Ron Blair definitely not being Jack the Ripper (wink wink, nudge nudge)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about figuring out the best time to burglarize, a Commercial that's too scary to write, getting a second opinion from a chimpanzee, asking the right clue-stions, forgetting that Tim Burton even existed, $12 and gift certificate to...
2021-08-261h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: 200Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This.....this is Episode 200!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton Taking the Leap, Jeff Curtis Making a Faux Paul, and Ron Blair saying See Ya Later Boi! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about time we acknowledge Mothman (and what pancakes may or may not be?), a Character-filled Commercial, our favorite aspects about the other Wild Cards, a ten-foot man in a trench coat, the proper preparation of human flesh, overindulgent flashbacks, the heaviest sighs, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-08-052h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Resist (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 199 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton curling up in a ball on the floor, Jeff Curtis getting passionately angry, and Ron Blair sailing on The Last Ship! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the good walk, an honest recap Commercial, our favorite songs from various genres, Beatles Hour, trying to remember names, ascribing class, wrinkly apple faces, and occasionally we part from our tangents to finish the story of Re...
2021-07-291h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Resist (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 198 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being shocked by a water hazard, Jeff Curtis making us feel, and Ron Blair peeing on the shower curtains! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about winning fabulous prizes, a Sweepingly Golden Commercial, our favorite evocative literature, that guy on the inside of Phil Collins, clicky balls, the ins and outs of putt-putt, Words Colliding: The Wild Card Podcast, and occasionally we part from ou...
2021-07-221h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Tell a Tale: Take TwoWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 195 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton disappointing everyone again, Jeff Curtis setting the scene, and Ron Blair taking grandpa to the Rubber Nipples! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about secrets (maybe pancakes, too), a Punch Drunk Commercial, Sequels that lost the spark of the original, forgetting to do the bit, the nub of the story, the best senior living facility names, chills running through the room, and occasionally we pa...
2021-07-011h 49
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards F*ck it UpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 190 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's psychopathy not being on trial, Jeff Curtis possessing the gambling hub of Elizabethtown, and Ron Blair losing repeatedly! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about legalizing tattoos and others things...., a highly competitive Commercial, roles we want to play that we're the wrong age for, being kind of fun, unfiltered grandfathers, George Washington's stupid wig, Lisa's cooking skills, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-06-031h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Save the DateWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 190 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton finally beating James Kimbell, Jeff Curtis hoarding the bjs, and Ron Blair making literally dozens of dollars chasing the Hookah! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knowing the abyss stares back, a song and dance of a Commercial, the times in our lives when we felt smart, talented, and cool, being nothing if not professional, math being hard sometimes, Wild Card Hulu Documentaries, do...
2021-05-271h 56
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Freeze TimeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 188 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton stealing books in Elementary school, Jeff Curtis practicing his questions, and Ron Blair finally being into this! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about hooking up words and phrases and clauses, a not-so-heroic Commercial, best and worst book to movie adaptations, sinister fudge cores, high school French finally paying off, yellow track suits as punishments, doing it again, but sexier, and occasionally we part fr...
2021-05-131h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Battle the StarsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 185 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton barely even existing pre-Psych, Jeff Curtis being allowed a seven minute song, and Ron Blair hating the first person but basically being a TV executive! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about an incident that occurred...., a Commercial with some finality, media that has affected us, Purple Kentucky Rains in November, surviving cabins in the woods, special appearances by Marvin the Martian, Eric Clapton's so...
2021-04-222h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Strike it RichWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 182 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a pass, Jeff Curtis being the treasure and directing us to shut up, and Ron Blair really deserving a beating for so many reasons (Boogaga)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about recipes for disaster, a flashy Commercial, our picks for directors directing other works, math being hard (man), shoving Steve Buscemi into wood-chippers, the restorative powers of soap (it's kept Jeff alive f...
2021-04-011h 45
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 6Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 178 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton never having been happier about zero marbles, Jeff Curtis bringing it home, and Ron Blair finally getting one out of the package and playing with it!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how finger guns lead to dangerous places, our deserted island squads, a real hot dog of a commercial, backstories for Arbogast, 2 pumps of Gary, our first second timers, this being about u...
2021-03-041h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Play Patty-Cake (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 177 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton enjoying 90's mall arcades and food courts, Jeff Curtis not even speaking Symbionese, and Ron Blair wanting to get his bear hands on some Wild Card merch thieves! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about curing ennui, a Symbiotic Commercial, the Wild Card Media Center and Skate Park, the percentage of people we want to punch in the face, hiding shotgun bandoliers in your S...
2021-02-252h 03
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Play Patty-Cake (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 176 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton loving classic films like The Running Man, Jeff Curtis trying his hand at a Ronisode, and Ron Blair having a beef with the Hearst family! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Crazy Chester, a Freaky Fowl Commercial, Jared being the only Dude of his word, favorite saddle accessories, doing time in Vaudeville, boring lessons in geography with Mr. Eaton, buying wagons on Sundays, a...
2021-02-182h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Bust the MythWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 173 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton struggling with three feet of water, Jeff Curtis spreading the lung butter, and Ron Blair being in complete control of his uvula (he actually knows what that is)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about The Wild Card "Sound of the Sundays," a Commercial that definitely doesn't rip off The Goonies, the first part of our Wild Card Musical reports, story time with Jeff, T...
2021-01-281h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a SceneWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 170 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton busting out the cheese, Jeff Curtis giving the gift of roles, and Ron Blair being too sexy (it's got to be a hoax, right?)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about two suspiciously similar peaks, a Commercial on the House, using ourselves and our Deckheads to cast some of our favorite musicals, the death of Roscoe J. Clemens, Wild Card Synergy, whether or not Tw...
2021-01-071h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go for a RideWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 166 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton ruining the alien surprise, Jeff Curtis making a grumbly, and Ron Blair getting a good cry (he can't have a bear)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about weird crayon names, a Tear Jerker of a Commercial, which Wild Card topics would make the best movies/musicals, the eerie glow of Kraft Singles, Satan's lovely butthole, Flying Weebles (they wobble but they don't fall d...
2020-12-101h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Crash and BurnWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 163 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton requiring the services of a clairvoyant to make decisions, Jeff Curtis being a RockStar, and Ron Blair jumping into a volcano with a bear to avoid Hasidic nuns! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about taking this opportunity to talk about our past behaviors (uh oh), an artistically Disastrous Commercial, The Wild Card Super Hero Hour, how many names a person is allowed to h...
2020-11-192h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Celebrate a HeroWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 161 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton loving questions and still not caring much about New Jersey, Jeff Curtis having one of Ron's mini-strokes, and Ron Blair being made from the dust of material lechery (his ol' crusty bones leave a trail)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about using this opportunity to advise about the holidays, a Commercial that's outta this world (Uranus...hehe), Horror Movie Monster Bracket Time, Charlie B...
2020-11-051h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Q Drop Some KnowledgeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 157 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's going slowly insane, Jeff Curtis being the murderer the whole time, and Ron Blair phoning it in this week! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knowing that wherever there is injustice: you will find us, an explosive Commercial, The Wild Card 8 Hour Film Festival scripts and whatever, Ron speaking via guitar riffs, the return of ding-donging, the saltine cracker of teasers, how crappy M...
2020-10-081h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go all Spookeh SpookWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 155 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton licking it and sticking it, Jeff Curtis dancing the Drill Bit, and "Buttered Hands" Ron Blair being a better pirate than you'd expect!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about black cats and goblins (Sound of Music style), a Commercial that will steal your heart, songs you could check out to get to know us better, sitting there and liking our stories, M.C. E...
2020-09-241h 45
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Steal the ShowWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 154 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton wanting desperately to be bad, Jeff Curtis definitely being a master thief, and Ron Blair not being okay or ready to give up the madness!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about recognizing that one perfect moment and day, a not so sunny Commercial, roles we would like specifically to be created for each of us, our favorite painters, the exciting world of Kansas t...
2020-09-171h 57
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Strike BackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 151 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton spookin' the cattle and whatnot, Jeff Curtis doing his best Trebek, and Ron Blair bringing the Thunda and the OSHA violations!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about waking up to a pleasant song (and elevator madness), a beDeviled commercial, The Wild Card musical playlists, our love of Michael McDonald, rhyming four letter words, and occasionally we part from our tangents to explore trivia f...
2020-08-271h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Card Sesquicentennial!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! THIS IS EPISODE 150 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton lost on a mountain, Jeff Curtis hanging out with FDR, and Ron Blair definitely not panicking about Satan!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about bringing back words, Three Different Commercials(!), lots of giggles at silly names, Beavers rising up against tyranny, Lil Chipmunks, and occasionally we part from our tangents to celebrate our 150th episode with three mini reports. This week, Jared dives i...
2020-08-202h 06
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Not so ContraryWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 147 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton willing to gamble on peach ice cream, Jeff Curtis blinding us with science....and feces, and Ron Blair worrying about the Sharknadoes!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about love, The Second Annual Wild Card Olympics, rampaging diarrhea, Ostrich Farms and Go-Kart tracks, the delight of free samples, Fat Mens' Shops, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss one of the strangest c...
2020-07-301h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 146 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton (The Tarantula) blah blah blahing as Gary Everyman, Jeff Curtis (Lasereye) selling his soul to Paul Williams, and Ron Blair (Klondike) playing the Mussolini!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about staying indoors, a mind bending commercial (You don't want to see inside Ron's mind....), The Wild Card Book Club, insane numbers of prepositions, Jared improving his Dutch, thanking Famke Janssen for the privilege o...
2020-07-231h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 145 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton running all the way home, Jeff Curtis winning with Tweety Bird, and Ron Blair not even remembering his own topics (and struggling to sit near the microphone)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jeff's incredible new sound effect technology, a commercial that we might have Massacred, our Apocalypse Squads, the utility of arbitrary ranking systems, the upcoming Wild Card Sesquicentennial, Ron getting into a...
2020-07-161h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Dream OnWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 143 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having the best seat in the house, Jeff Curtis Being John Malkovich, and Ron Blair "Texas Chainsaw Manscaping!!" Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about overhearing conversations between Yoko Ono and Jeff Lynne and also paprikash, what movies, tv shows, etc. the three of us have been consuming over the quarantine, a List-tacular Commercial (we honestly all broke character laughing in this commercial, but w...
2020-07-021h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Drop the BallWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 140 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton sharing his birthday with celebrities (ignore the OJ bit), Jeff Curtis lacking an electromagnetic field, Ron Blair Probably making up a bunch of names, and Special Guest: Jake Richardson (contributing to our failure)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about exploring the entire music catalogue of David Soul, surprising and odd facts about ourselves, the commercial everyone has been waiting for (the dark, dripping c...
2020-03-121h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spill the Kool-AidWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 139 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton hating Jeff and everything else, Jeff Curtis playing with knives and joining a gang, and Ron Blair displaying his bend for all to see!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about spreading the truth of Flintstones' Vitamins, our musical theatre honest opinions, a commercial impersonating comedy, not wearing Aunt Thelma's slacks (Velma?), getting kidnapped by Scientologists, the wonders of cardamom, and occasionally we part f...
2020-03-051h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 5Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 137 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting up and walking away, Jeff Curtis having a rough time on the train, and Ron Blair all up in Jeff's alley!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about saluting the life and works of Elmer Bernstein, remakes we like better than the original songs, a commercial where you win or you die, the best diarrhea stories, winning a gold medal in cursing, fun w...
2020-02-201h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards That Never WereWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 136 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being very willing to double agent for the right girl, Jeff Curtis enjoying that freshly vacated feeling, and Ron Blair getting a bank loan as two children in a trenchcoat!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about all the "ations" and a ball of confusion, another round of Crazy Questions to ponder, our most damnable commercial yet, the unattainability of Mae West, the majesty o...
2020-02-131h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pack it InWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 131 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being in the pocket of Big Kitty and corporate catnip special interests, Jeff Curtis tracing the happy history of Colorado, and Ron Blair writing in his favorite journal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about remembering old childhood pranks (Ron might have screwed this one up...), a second round of Jared's Crazy Questions to Ponder, our most political commercial to date, how Kroger is t...
2020-01-091h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Chow DownWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 129 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton mourning about his break up with Beth, Jeff Curtis fighting the Christmas spirit and Krampus, and Ron Blair celebrating Moosethanzaa while facing the Sophie's Choice of appetizers!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about hanging out on Christmas with three dumb friends, our favorite games we played as children, a commercial featuring Wild Card heroics, eating Jason Mraz's guac, how cucumbers and turtles are b...
2019-12-261h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Answer the Hard QuestionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 128 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton singing about khakis, Jeff Curtis being a jerk in the bathroom (jerk over or under?), and Ron Blair saucily obsessing over orange juice (ice cubes???)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the Deckhead's reaction to the words...."It's been...", our favorite operas, a commercial you can't own but you can Rent, whether pineapple belongs in chili, the utility of keeping firearms in your s...
2019-12-191h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pay Their RentWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 127 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton leaving the green M&M's (Ron might have snorted one), Jeff Curtis making children cry and then hiding behind a door, and Ron Blair trying his best to behave!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about being unable to knock it out of the park every week, our favorite operas, a short commercial that's definitely in poor taste, the importance of becoming the game, t...
2019-12-121h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Paint it BlackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 126 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton starting the show (for realsies), Jeff Curtis playing Uno for four hours, and Ron, the Goomba, Blair making some rather side-splitting jokes!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding out exactly who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop (that monster!), our favorite moments from the Holidays and Black Friday, Ron having a Commercial that cannot be refused (with another g...
2019-12-051h 39
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make You an OfferWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 125 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton maybe not paying attention but still being correct(?), Jeff Curtis building this city on the most-best Rock and Roll, Ron Blair shooting people beautifully, and returning special guest, Emily Kohler! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the coccyx (maybe search vestigial tail, maybe don't), how the Wild Card Podcast has changed us, Jeff finally losing it during the commercial, non homophobic chicken sandwiches, t...
2019-11-281h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Reporting for DutyWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 124 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting mildly offended by gorillas, Jeff Curtis getting mildly offended at the size of action figures, and Ron Blair being mildly offensive! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knocking some sense into you with a velvety thundering hand of knowledge, a favorites section consisting of a collection of....odd castings, an inappropriately revealing commercial, the battle to quit smoking (including a wonderful discussion o...
2019-11-211h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spike the PunchWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 123 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton singing all of the disco songs, Jeff Curtis providing an awesome new take on the theme music, Ron Blair blowing up Jeff's backyard, and special guest: Aaron Taylor!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about grudges (but the meaningful kind), our favorite Aaron Taylor performances and memories, an explosively disco commercial, the difference between a hard-R rating and a flaccid-R rating, the disappointment of g...
2019-11-141h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Can Be Only Three?Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 120 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's being embarrassed by Applebee's, Jeff Curtis nerding out in a way usually reserved only for Jared, and Ron Blair having a child by a Belgian actress he's never heard of!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about realizing that man lives in a sunlit world (did anyone get Ron's reference here?), our favorite food stops, a commercial in which Ron really just doesn't understand (w...
2019-10-241h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Rush InWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 117 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's head catching on fire, Jeff Curtis rock and rolling it, and Ron Blair wearing a dirty skin suit! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world (women should smile exactly as much as they want to), our favorite memories and moments from Young Frankenstein, the discography of the band Fastball, the g...
2019-10-031h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards get Down with the SicknessWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 115 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton killing a girl he thought was dead just so he can bring her back to life, Jeff Curtis having a deep hankering for this quality podcast, Ron Blair being a meat shirt, and special guest: Kathleen Lewis Meinshausen! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about informing our deckheads about a Gilligan's island episode involving pancakes and breadfruit, what our spirit animals are, the craziest t...
2019-09-191h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make Some NoiseWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 113 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton tearing an apple apart with his bare hands, Jeff Curtis doing Baseball, and Ron Blair eating most of the props! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about an hour and a half long, our favorite pets, what foods we would want if we were marooned on a deserted island, an a'door'ably explosive commercial, those times in life when you've just got to step on s...
2019-09-051h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Revenge of LotharWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 110 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton advocating for the word sesquicentennial, Jeff Curtis introducing the group to Gentleman Travelers, and Ron Blair finding a Wizard of Oz shortcut! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about learning and applying important life lessons (having strokes?), our favorite emotion-inducing movies, the invention of cubicles, the greatest street name in history (It's not Ghirardelli), and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about t...
2019-08-151h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Light a Match (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 94 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being ASTOUNDED by movies and musicals, Jeff Curtis punching Irish people, and Ron Blair enjoying all of the despair in the world. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about exploring odd animals that never get our attention (like the surly jungle cat of the Sahara...?), our favorite happy places, happy songs, and happy episodes of the podcast, kind words shared between three dumb friends, C...
2019-04-241h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Break OutWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 87 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton crying for the first time in five years, Jeff Curtis having co-authorship on a book with the Devil, and Ron Blair keeping one hand tight on his magic wand. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about looking at the world from the point of view of the outcast (such as Stanley: Stands Like Bear), our favorite dumb political quotes, an actual witch hunt (Short v...
2019-03-061h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a Faux Pa(ul)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 79 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton searching for himself in a hostel, Jeff Curtis throwing up on the New York Subway, and Ron Blair maybe murdering a guy? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about reintroducing and attempting to popularize the most important of words (Double Slippery makes another appearance), our favorite drinking memories, that time we recorded ten minutes of a podcast only to have the recording erased and r...
2019-01-091h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pick a FightWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 77 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton using Wolverine claws inside of a rotisserie while punching crying children, Jeff Curtis transporting himself from LA to the Wild Card Studios just to record this podcast, and Ron Blair's celebration of Schwaftmoose (Schwuftanzaa? Moostwanzaa?)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about bringing together a widely varied and diverse group of individuals (we do have varying levels of beard) to discuss society's woes and p...
2018-12-271h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Lampooned Again, Still Lampooning!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 76 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still looking like Vincent Van Gogh (it's probably just the bleeding wound from his missing ear), Jeff Curtis selling you the whole seat (but you'll only need the edge!), and Ron Blair's favorite name of all time?!? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about Ron still forgetting that he had to come up with what this podcast is all about, our favorite fears (touching y...
2018-12-201h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 72 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being reminded why he is afraid of bidets, Jeff Curtis talking about the aliens in "It's a Wonderful Life", and Ron Blair probing himself........ Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about poetry from our real lives (apparently it's about the poems Ron writes when he's pooping?), our favorite dream home must-have features, art that induces emotions (well, not for Jared....he has no soul), T...
2018-11-151h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Halt: Who goes There?Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 71 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being one of the Men in Black (Tommy Lee Jonesing up a storm!), Jeff Curtis taking a deep dive into the history of The Wild Card Podcast, and Ron Blair struggling to count to two! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about giving our listeners the feeling of getting punched in the balls by Autumn....or the universe(?), our favorite potential radio dramas we w...
2018-11-081h 20
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards ReanimatedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 66 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bruising his knuckles punching a post (he wants you to know that he dented it), Jeff Curtis demanding satisfaction for his besmirched honor, and Ron Blair lasagna-ing the butter and salt onto his popcorn in the most heavenly way! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Halloween and the season that only seem to last four days - Autumn, our favorite movie-going experiences, the d...
2018-10-041h 24
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Come From AwayWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here's another wonderful episode from the archives! This is episode 61 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton desiring to discover and read your mind (that was a naughty thought!), Jeff Curtis seeking Fame (he's gonna live forever!), and Ron Blair holding darkness within for at least three more years. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about relating to and coming to know others (carnally?), A number of "would you rather" scenarios, Hill House Real...
2018-08-291h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go ViralWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another great episode from the archive! This is episode 57 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton trying his hardest to get through his report (to no avail), Jeff Curtis pining over a world in which Crede, Colorado is a booming metropolitan area (we're not there, Jeff....not yet.....), and Ron Blair abandoning the title "Treasure of Hardin County??? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about haunting your dreams with our relentless education a...
2018-08-021h 23