Jeff Eckman And Ryan Kasmiskie

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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Updates and FF7 Rebirth DiscussionHey guys, we wanted to update you all on a few things, and discuss our overall thoughts on Final Fantasy VII Rebirth while we were at it! The banana plants have survived the great LA fires and wind. We have put ads on the public feed of the show. Rebirth was insane and amazing. It’s a spoilery discussion about Rebirth so if you care about that, stop listening at that point!Our good friend Ryan Kunkleman’s gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/f/rebuild-hope-for-meghan-ryan-milo?attribution_id=sl:6f0af266-9c2e-484e-9ac2-baada929cffe...2025-02-0645 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS7E64 - I’m Not the CoolerWe grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it’s time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan’s house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsBonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast H...2024-10-2452 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS7E6 - I Exist Only to KillIt’s day 2, and we start out by making breakfast, a twist on Matty Matheson’s bologna bowl. Ryan brings the legendarily bad player’s guide, so we dive into that nonsense. Then we finally get out of the town of Dali, sailing an airship through South Gate while fighting off a Black Waltz. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hos...2023-09-071h 21

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS7E4 - Food BrainWe take on the Ice Cave, which is completely overrun with ice. After fighting the Black Waltz 1, we find Final Fantasy school number 2. Also, Jeff makes slider sandwiches. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.comYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-08-2446 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS6BE15 - A Hole in Our Linguistic RealityWe discuss Jeff’s brother’s idea for “afters” instead of dessert, with special guest Dan Eckman! Also we get the last card. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-0646 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS6E30 - Eckman’s GunSquall is in space, so we take Zell and Edea to hop on the Lunatic Pandora! But that doesn’t go as planned, so we cut back over to Squall and finally begin questioning Ellone. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-011h 17

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS6E18 - Crazy as I Get These DaysIt’s finally time to make chicken fried steak. Ryan shotguns a La Croix, we discuss daylight savings, Selphie goes missing, and then we drive the school around the world aimlessly, avoiding what to do next. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-0851 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS6E12 - Who Is It OnIt’s time to take on the missile base and set the error ratio, but before that we touch the magic lamp in our pocket and fight a Diablos. Will the menus kill Ryan? Find out this week. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-251h 09

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E13 - Teach a ManSeason finale! Welcome to a new type of show, with segments like “Talkin’ Lures” and “Handing Ryan Some Bait”! We rented a boat and some poles and headed out onto Santa Ana River Lakes for a day of fishing! It’s time to put away childish things. It’s time to experience life. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-271h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E12 - Guacamole Toilet Guacamole Toilet Guacamole ToiletWe find the secret dungeon in Phin Castle and get the White Mask! Then we head to Mysidia to save Minh and unseal Ultima. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2046 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E11 - Dear StupidWe go back to talk to Hilda, but she’s acting strangely! The real Hilda is being kept in a prison under a colosseum, so we go fight for the Emperor’s pleasure, but he catches us and throws us in prison. Then we escape and take back Phin Castle! It’s an action packed episode! Also, we read some choice internet comments. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...2020-08-1346 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E10 - The Tortoise and the Hare ParadoxIt’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-0651 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E9 - I Paid In Time to Watch Pixels MoveWe meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-3058 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E8 - Booty CallWe take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-2348 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E7 - I’m Learning NothingWe get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1652 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E6 - Hands for DogsIt’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun. Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-0952 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E5 - 10 Reasons to Play FF2We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-0247 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E4 - How Are There Still Video GamesIt’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com...2020-06-251h 02

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E3 - Sometimes You Don’t SayWe check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-181h 13

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E2 - That’s Not Something We KnowWe begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-111h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS5E1 - Nothing to LearnWe set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that finally destroys us? And guys… have you seen Cats? Join us as we embark on a different kind of season. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-041h 06

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Final Fantasy VII RemakeJeff and Ryan played Final Fantasy VII Remake, and wanted to get their thoughts out about this incredible new game! Go watch our full unedited playthrough on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvxtcd3Vzn3281Iptzu56Oj_mtxVR5ruL or on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/collections/QZhrRBnuAxZy5A, or just listen to what we think here! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-041h 02

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Chocobetting #4 - Rachel BloomWelcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It's the season (or series) finale of Chocobetting! We invited our good friend, as well as creator and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom to be completely baffled by betting on Chocobos! We ordered food from a deli! We had a really fun conversation! Come hang out. ...2020-03-261h 32

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Chocobetting #3 - Eric WheelerWelcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s the third in our totally intermittent bonus series, Chocobetting! We invited our good friend Eric Wheeler over to bet on Chocobo races and apparently talk a lot about movies and shit. Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmai...2020-03-191h 15

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Chocobetting #2 - Spencer CrittendenWelcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s Chocobetting #2! This time we welcome good friend Spencer Crittenden (creator of the excellent animated D&D show Harmonquest on VRV as well as game master on Harmontown) to bet on chocobo races and make spam sandwiches. Come hang out with us as we live our healthiest lives. ...2020-03-121h 19

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyBONUS - Chocobetting #1 - Ricky O’BannonWelcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy! It’s an all new intermittent bonus series! Come hang out with us as we invite a friend over to bet on chocobo races. This episode, we invited Ryan’s childhood friend Ricky O’Bannon over to make mashed potato cheeseburgers and bet on some chickens. There will be more episode...2020-03-0555 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E47 - The Settling of EverythingIt’s the big season 4 finale! We beat Ruby Weapon! We see a cut scene in the Shinra Mansion! Then we finally hit the final dungeon, to settle things with Sephiroth once and for all. Then we reflect and take stock of the enormous journey that was Final Fantasy VII. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Host...2020-02-132h 18

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E46 - We Can’t Keep Doing This ReduxWe go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Catharsis is coming. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-02-0653 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E45 - Armin Shimerman’s Birthday EpisodeIt’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle some more please. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-301h 18

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E44 Part 2 - Never Grind for Another ManThe true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-2345 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E44 Part 1 - A Sunk Cost FactThe true grind begins at the start of a new day. Seriously, settle in. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-2358 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E43 - We Took That Week and We Lit It on FireWe learn the truth of Emerald Weapon’s power, so it’s time to figure out the best way to level. Settle in. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-1651 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E42 - Back to GelnikaIt’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more time getting a Final Attack materia… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-091h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E41 - Sometimes You’re Just Stuck with LemonsIt’s time for Battle Square! How long will it take? How many tissues will wind up in our inventory? W-Summon is 64 thousand battle points??? Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-01-0249 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E40 - A Little Materia and a DreamIt’s a week later, and it’s time to grind. We’re beginning to get to know the Gelnika really well. Just gotta get ready for that battle arena. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-261h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E39 - Chicken DressageWe pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed the ultimate chicken and hit the materia caves. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-191h 10

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E38 - This Is Gonna Suck to DoThe breedening begins, and it’s going to take some time. Settle in. It’s the last episode at the cabin. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-1255 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E37 - You Did Not Oversell ThisWe get the normal treasure and head back to Midgar for some final weapons. Then we pick up some quests from the Kalm Traveler. We’re not ready for Emerald Weapon, so we begin the process of understanding Chocobo breeding. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-0546 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and FrogsWe fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating jungles in video games. We also finally figure out limit breaks. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-2850 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E35 - The Disk of GrindsIt’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by accidentally entering the final dungeon. So we reset and check out Cosmo Canyon. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-2149 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E34 - Return to MidgarIt’s time to head back to Midgar for the big disk 2 finale! Let’s grab a megaphone! Let’s kill everyone in Shinra! Let’s bust open that force field in the north! Join us, as disk 2 comes to an amazingly fun climax. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-141h 10

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E33 - Alright Clownfish, I've Got the KeyIt’s the final day at the cabin and Ryan is feeling really sick. We get the key of the ancients! We find someone named Lucrecia in a waterfall! We use the music box of television! Then it’s time to head back to Midgar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-11-071h 02

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E32 - Materia ForeverIt’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wakes up sick. So we start searching underwater. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-3150 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire TunnelWe learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and starts hiding around her hometown! Can we find her? Or an old friend? Or should we just hang out in Turtle’s Paradise with the Turks? It’s Wutime. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-2456 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E30 - Chekhov's RocketWe make it to Rocket Town and finish baking a potato. Then we go to space! We try to blow up the meteor! Will we survive re-entry? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-171h 06

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E29 - The Biggest Little City In the WorldCloud is back together, so it’s time to head to Junon and get the huge materia from the underwater reactor! Jeff reads some local articles while Ryan loses to a boss. Then we play a submarine video game. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-1049 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E28 - It's Not Just Stockholm SyndromeIt’s time for the big lifestream episode! Can we get the truth from Cloud’s memories? Can we put Cloud’s mind back together? And what is Tifa holding secret? Could this game actually make sense??? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-10-0352 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E27 - How Could This Be Happen?Get ready for a train ride followed by more aimless wandering! Mideel has some good weapons and stuff, so let’s go spend all our money at Fort Condor again. There’s huge materia all over the place. Oh no, WEAPON! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...2019-09-261h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E26 - Can't Land HereWe take a trip around the world, looking for what to do next! Fort Condor? Chocobo breeding? Huge materia? It could be anything! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1956 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E25 - Chekhov's HowitzerTifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1255 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E24 - Class of JenovaWe challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can Ultimate Destruction Magic really be? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-051h 06

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E23 - What Is Weapon?It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately slam into a wall. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-2952 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E22 - Is This When It Happens?We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-2256 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E21 - The Minigame TempleIt’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our benefit. Or did he? Find out this week! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...2019-08-151h 03

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E20 - Enchantment NightIt’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-0855 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this CasinoWe need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-08-0146 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreo...2019-07-2555 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E17 - We’re Here for the ReunionWe make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NO...2019-07-1858 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E16 - Put This Under Your TongueWelcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-07-111h 00

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2getherWe find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...2019-07-0455 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E14 - The Inside Track at the TrackContinuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-271h 13

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E13 - The Fapping of WingsWe make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-201h 14

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E12 - Members of SAILORWe’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast...2019-06-131h 12

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E11 - LunchWelcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-0641 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and ButtheadWe finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-3053 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting InAfter making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hoste...2019-05-2355 min

Smash FictionCollaboratory 9 - Cat's Paw (feat. Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie)Claire and Dan are joined by special guests Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie of the Final Fantasy podcast No One Can Know About This! These guys have clearly been spending a ton of XP on their storytelling skills, because what results is a tale of mystery and intrigue utilizing characters and story elements from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Larry Sanders Show, and King of the Hill. So grab some popcorn as we delve into a story of ancient conspiracies, young love, and mind-controlling cat poop: the stuff blockbusters are made of!2019-05-191h 07

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E8 - Follow the BirdA new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-1650 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E7 - Memory MansionIt’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too… T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/no...2019-05-091h 15

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E6 - The Sword in the President's BackWe find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2019-05-0259 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E5 - An Item to Come Back ForWe make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeris, and meet Red XIII. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-251h 14

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E4 - Man of StealthIt’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD! Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-181h 09

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E3 - An Avalanche of MetalIt’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to stop the Turks from dropping a giant metal plate on the slums. Will we succeed? Find out this week! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-111h 01

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E2 - Get in the Car!Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk through a junkyard, meet a guy who are sick, and finally make it to Wall Market. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-041h 05

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E1 Part 2 - Our Plan Isn't Going to PlanWe wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a bridge, slams through a church roof, and lands directly in Aeris’s heart. Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2 Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-281h 03

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass TeenagersThe epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficult to navigate? Is that a place we can go? WHERE IS CLOUD ON THIS SCREEN?!? Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-281h 39

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasySeason 4 PregameGet ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle in with us, as we drive up to the cabin and prepare for the epic adventure that is Final Fantasy VII. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-211h 11

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E25 Part 2 - The Light of JudgementPart 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-12-131h 41

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E25 Part 1 - Pushing the Hairs UpIt’s part 1 of the season finale! We have a final meal before the final dungeon, and then get down to business. But then we remember there’s one last thing to do, so we give ourselves blue balls and finish Strago’s story, before finally, properly, getting down to business. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-12-1358 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E24 - Cleaning Up the Memory PalaceDeep into clean up, we’re finally ready to take on the Magic Tower for real. But first we meet Duncan, a guy we thought was dead. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-12-0645 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E23 - Dream, You Son of a Bitch!It’s the big Shadow episode! Will he dream? Are there two Shadows? Or is he just a terrible father? All will be explored! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-2949 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E22 - But We Beat Him Though...Get ready to watch auction after auction after auction. Then we do Owzer’s house of nonsense. Then it’s time to take on the Magic Tower, but are we really ready for that? No, we’re not. But that doesn’t stop us from learning that life is good because it sucks. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-2252 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E21 - It's a Double Puzzle SituationWe get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking for our 100,000 dollar clues. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-1559 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E20 - The Adventure of the Butthole PotatoOn a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After that, we entice the Dream Stooges to jump into Cyan’s brain, so we follow them in and try to fix a man who can never be forgiven. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acas...2018-11-081h 06

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E19 - Free Rest!Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-011h 05

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle TombWe enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual evidence of personal growth, but who cares about that cause WE GOT A NEW AIRSHIIIIIP!! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-251h 15

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E17 - I'm Fed Up With Me Right NowWe hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some guy named Gerad. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-1850 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E16 - Eat a Fish, GrandpaThe world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a child from a “collapsing” building, but just can’t escape the fate of the jagged beach. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-1146 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E15 - I Don't Have Time For This JokeryWelcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-0454 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E9 - The Show Does Must Go OnWe’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot.Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-08-2357 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's KupotownWe finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-08-0951 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E6 - Escape GhostsWe finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article… Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-08-021h 05

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS3E1 - Put On Your Slave CrownJeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explore Narshe, fight some were-rats, discover an esper, meet “The Returners”, and sacrifice some Moogles. A lot happens in this episode, and yet, we have only BARELY started this game.Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...2018-06-2859 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS2E9 - Future Me?We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-04-261h 05

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS2E1 - A Fresh Extraordinarily Long JourneyIt's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that question and more, on a new season that's probably going to be around 13 episodes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-03-0153 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS1E6 - An Examined LifeIt’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-01-2553 min

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS1E5 - The One Where We Beat the GameIt’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-01-181h 06

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS1E4 - We Can't Keep Doing ThisDay 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-01-111h 04

No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final FantasyS1E1 - An Unexamined LifeJeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first Final Fantasy game unfolds. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2017-12-1448 min $Oh, That\'s a Thing!$ Oh, That's a Thing!Episode 46 - The Price of Beauty - With Special Guest Ryan KasmiskieJoya, Jeff and special guest Ryan Kasmiskie watched the movie “Evolution”! Topics include: The Gaia Theory, Planarian Flatworms, Metabolism, and Arsenic Based Life! Links: http://mentalfloss.com/article/61665/13-things-you-didnt-know-about-planarians http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2010/12/this_paper_should_not_have_been_published.html https://www.nature.com/news/arsenic-life-bacterium-prefers-phosphorus-after-all-1.11520 https://science.howstuffworks.com/napalm.htm https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/pyura-chilensis-the-closest-thing-to-getting-blood-from-a-stone/ 2017-11-0600 min