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Super Pee Pee Time258: Alien Invasion, or a Big Glass of Baby Oil and a Small Glass of Adult OilIt's an invasion! A group of aliens who are developing a new way to mosey are preparing an attack on the earth. After photocopying a wild pig and bringing out a nice tray of Charleston powder, they're pretty suck. But then...a life coach appears! Maybe one whose name you know...Get in there now!2020-08-2033 minSuper Pee Pee Time257: The Old Curio Shop, or It Tastes Like a Bagel Got a JobYou know those little shops where you can buy just about anything? Like a hat or a horn, or Ambush Wafers, or a set of Pantry Demons? You know the place, where you can find a slurpee in Uncle On My Mind flavor? Well, our story takes place in one of those. Enjoy it with a triscuit covered in purse powder!2020-08-1340 minSuper Pee Pee Time256: Shy Cow Man Returns! or My Mother was in a Cream Corn AccidentSometimes, a superhero goes away for so long, you just can't quite remember what episode was the one in which he was last seen. This is about to be one of those times. If you read the "My Hose is Going Crazy Gazette" or if you're in the market for a supervillain named "Longing for Certs Man," well, this is the episode for you. The thrilling conclusion of Shy Cow Man starts...NOW. (click play.) Ok, NOW.2020-08-0645 minSuper Pee Pee Time255: Holmes & Watson Return! or Dogs are Sideways from Regular People!The game's afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are discussing how a baby moose is trying to be a baby fat dog, when Mrs. Hudson comes in with a case! Her beloved sister is experiencing strange phenomena not unlike when Dr. Watson was in India and he was flattened by a bear. Will Holmes solve the case? Well, we didn't get through much of the outline, so probably no. But it's a small price to pay for a weekend's supply of bathing sauce.2020-07-3038 minSuper Pee Pee Time254: The Bird Watchers, or Treat Potatoes Like a LadyWe're back with a walk through the woods outside of Whoreville, searching for beautiful wildlife and really gross scientists. If you've ever wanted to go to the Sorbonne for a symposium on birds' faces, or if you just like to put a miniature saddle on a turkey club like it's a little horse, well, this one's for you.2020-07-2340 minSuper Pee Pee Time253: Mini-sode Mess! or Santa Will Bring Me the Pancreas of the Fonz!This weeks episode is just a shortie, but with all the nutritional elements of a regular episode. There's Magic Forest Pants Power, a waitress with a taste for birds, a little girl who dreams of a Magnum P.I. doll. All the stuff you might expect. Enjoy it with Carl, who lost his job down at the Clam Yard!2020-07-1620 minSuper Pee Pee Time252: The Craft Ladies at Home, or Now it's My Turn to Not Know What You MeanThe Craft Ladies are back! And they've got all kinds of tips for crafts you can work on without having to leave the house! Like pouring mud for the insane, or wienering a troll, or an oyster holding a sign that says "I'm not anything." You need all of that right now!2020-07-0934 minSuper Pee Pee Time251: Crazy Willie's Fireworks Barn, or The Fountain of Gus's Underarm!Well, it's that time of year again. Time for two things. Time to buy your fireworks, like a Soup Betrayer, or a Mild Hawk Surprises You With Explosions. And it's time for the big Hal Embry Ford July 4th Sales Event! Bring a sick swordfish, and we'll nurse it back to health! Enjoy!2020-07-0233 minSuper Pee Pee Time250: Miss Issatalia's Birthday, or Don't Bogart the Failure Cream!Well, it looks like we've hit an important milestone (our 250th episode!) just when Miss Issatalia is turning 250. It's time to celebrate! If your neck is so wide that you have to drink solids, or if you're hungry for a meatball that wind's Neil Diamond's watch with its peepee, you know just what we mean. Listen now, and we can all play "trim the baby oil off the chandelier"!2020-06-2539 minSuper Pee Pee Time249: The E.R. Doctors, or When a Care Bear has been Dismembered by a Screaming OwlIt's time to spend the night with the heroes of the emergency room. It's always busy during the Wave to Your Mom Convention, so we could be in for a rough night. And it's brought to you by a product that's only available if you bicycle to Guam. If you've ever been out all night classifying vermin, this one's for you!2020-06-1837 minSuper Pee Pee Time248: The Master Class, or Uncle Angry's HearseMobile!You know what would be perfect right now? A master class in self-improvement. Or in ripening things before they're ready! Just head on down to the school that's next door to Uncle Angry's HearseMobile, which is a giant car that houses a hearse. And remember, the wrong indecision can kill!2020-06-1139 minSuper Pee Pee Time247: The Jungle Explorers, or Why do you Always Mention Michelob?Adventure! Excitement! A drawing of dim sum on the edge of the world! It's the jungle adventure you've been waiting for! It's got everything. Glossy lipgloss, church gerbils, and a statue in honor of numchucks. Enjoy it up to the level of your nougat dispenser, which is pretty high.2020-06-0435 minSuper Pee Pee Time246: Children's Story Hour, or I Can See an Empty Bowl of Rice!Hey kids, it's that time again for story time! If you feel like you are a phone, then call yourself on you, and if you feel grandma-ish, put on this grandma mask! Hose each other off with glad powder, and definitely don't sheep someone who isn't looking. And always remember, Drugs Are No!2020-05-2844 minSuper Pee Pee Time245: Angels vs Demons, or I'm Going to Soak My Lemur in Friendship OilSometimes the angels and the demons have to get together to work out some of their problems. Like, if one time you skied under a Burger King, for example. Or maybe if you require some rhubarb furniture. The important thing to remember is, don't join a racist circus. And enjoy!2020-05-2133 minSuper Pee Pee Time244: The Veterinarian's Office, or a Lemon That's Rigged for DeathWell, you know how sometimes you gotta take little TreeDog's sister to the vet after her voodoo doll was trampled on by a road warrior? You know, when they give you a nice commemorative "What Pies Mean To Me" jacket? When your little pet is caught in a Moses Loop? Well, this episode is a lot like that.2020-05-1445 minSuper Pee Pee Time243: The Witch Trial, or Some Horses Have ArmsThis week, we take you back to the early days of this nation, where people believed in witches, or "Operators of the dark" which is definitely not how you say that. Back when your dad was a clam server at a clam restaurant, and when reading a hosiery package in an evil way could get you tried for witchcraft. Enjoy it at Gordon's Happy House: For When Your Steam is Lonely.2020-05-0744 minSuper Pee Pee Time242: D&D Night! or, a Poltergeist was Glazing my ShoehornIt's time for a few guys from Mr. Waverley's class to get together for a little table top RPG action. I've you ever played D&D, or just wanted to have a dagger of donkey understanding, a trident of peeing overboard, or some cinnamon back pants, this one's for you! Or even if you've ever thought of a penguin as an uncle of another bird. It's for you, too! Get in there!2020-04-3040 minSuper Pee Pee Time241: The Old Country Doctor, or Whisper the Gonad Song to Henry the ArbitratorIs your hat flavored like a church? Do you have a syndrome that makes your eyes look like your ears? Well, then, looks like it's time for a visit to the folksy ol' country doctor. Just take one pill at pretzel hour every time the top half of your body sins against the bottom half, and part your hair on the inside of your head. You'll be just fine.2020-04-2340 minSuper Pee Pee TimeThe Animal Trainer, or Earn his Trust by Stroking his Gershwin!Holy crap, we're back! We've missed you! Did you miss us? Did you want to hear one of those late night talk shows where they bring on a zoo keeper? And he brings on all kinds of animals like a Wacky Thumb Baby that is indigenous to Stuart's house? Or a cross between a cheetah, a leopard, and a board? Or a t-shirt that says, "IF YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THIS SHIRT THEN YOU ARE"? Well, then this is your lucky week. Stay safe out there, ding dongs!2020-04-1639 minSuper Pee Pee Time239: The Coffee Shop, or Being Glib to a Peanut-Flavored Gremiln!You know how sometimes you need a nice cup of coffee? No, like, a really GOOD cup of coffee, from one of those coffee shops where the coffee is roasty, like the underwear of a giant? Where you leaf through pamphlets about screwing while you have some owl cakes and shunning cream? Well, grab a chair, take a sip, and enjoy this episode!2020-03-2640 minSuper Pee Pee Time238: The Farmers, with Chowhouse Boy and Stanley!Nothin' like a day on the farm. You get up, you farm, a lot. Then you just keep right on farming. You do it even if you fall off a chairlift into a bottle of chastity oil. You don't stop farming, even if your mama got a pickle stuck in her werewolf. This episode is like that. With all the farming a farm could want.2020-03-1938 minSuper Pee Pee Time237: Cops on the Beat: a Librarian Coursing Through My VeinsA couple of patrolmen, in the car, in a town where lemonade is waiting for you. They sew their own guns, they inhale next to doorknob shops, and they've got a tangerine just waiting to give in. You know - COPS. Get in there now, before you come across any knee-high cranberry merchants!2020-03-1232 minSuper Pee Pee Time236: Terrors Of The Sea, or the RatClosetFishThis week, it's a harrowing tale from the depths of the briny deep. The kind of story that involves PorchMaster, the Master of all Porches, and a whale's big friend, Arthur. Learn all about the Australian ritual of sweetening a rake, and it's all brought to you by BewareBarn. Enjoy!2020-03-0537 minSuper Pee Pee Time235: The Tower Of Bees Obstacle Course, or Leave Butter Out for Butter ClausToday, it's everyone's favorite obstacle course game show, brought to you by Friendliness Ice Cream's Beat One, Eat Your Car Sale! So, if you're in the mood for a big blackened beef salad or a sad-flavored Michelob straight from the neck of a troll, this one's for you!2020-02-2743 minSuper Pee Pee Time234: The Survival Experts, or You Can't Loan DolphinsYou know those survival shows where a couple of guys have to survive deadly wig-wearing vapor snakes and hose animals, and lie down in the shape of a radio? Where you learn about egg nog and mel nog, and how you can't loan a dolphin because no one would give them back? Yeah? Really? Well, this is like that.2020-02-2036 minSuper Pee Pee Time233: Miss Issatelia's Valentine, or Your Eyebrows Belong to the Rabies FoundationOur beloved friend, Miss Issatelia and her manservant, Reginald or Franklin or something, have returned. Miss I's granddaughter, Cholestria (ask your doctor if Cholestria is right for you) is all in a kersnizzle. Her beau, Scriggy, is penniless, and a terrible match, and her grandmother has set up meetings with all the most eligible bachelors in town. One of them has a sneeze defender. And a hedgehog, maybe. Enjoy it with someone you love. Or someone you tolerate, but can enjoy being around when you're laughing.2020-02-1342 minSuper Pee Pee Time232: The Civil War Re-enactors, or Pre-creamed Vegetables!Have you ever felt a deep sense of gratitude for those history buffs who know all about the Civil War, General Hairy Hat, and the Easter pushups contest? Well, look no further. This week, we meet a couple of Civil War re-enactors, who know all about the Battle of Pluperfect Ridge, how men wore cleats to bed, and all that Civil War stuff. Get in there!2020-02-0642 minSuper Pee Pee Time231: A New Friend at the Circus! or As Nervous as a Cat Full of Hens!Well, this week on the Big Outdoor Kids Funtime Show, there's a rumor that there's a new animal at the circus! Will it be a tinkle squirrel, or a drizzle beast? A bird with a criminal background? Will Koslov the strongman get his new climbing gopher? Well, there's no way to know unless you listen. So, you know, do that.2020-01-3039 minSuper Pee Pee Time230: Culmination Juice! Not Available in Stores!This is one of those episodes where it's a hodgepodge of things. We hodge you with some commercials for stuff that will make crawdads wish they were farming, and then WHAM, we podge you with a film starring TourniquetBaby as WaterMan, coming this theater to Falls! You know. One of those.2020-01-2345 minSuper Pee Pee Time229: Science Talk! or Group Soup Enjoyment!You know those TED talks, where a brilliant scientist shows you the world in a way you've never seen it before? Where you learn that a carrot will repel gravy? Where the scientist earned their porkulate degree from the University of Sad Sad Sacks? Where a Frankenberry crankshaft is involved? You know those science talks? Yeah, you do. Yeah, well, this is just like that. Enjoy!2020-01-1645 minSuper Pee Pee Time228: SuperGalactic! 2Super2Galactic! or Pork is the Lobster of the Land!SuperGalactic Returns! And our sci-fi heroes, Strider Zorn and Grunk, are right where you left them. No need to ask where. You remember that and clearly so do we, so why even mention it, right? Sure.Zorn and Grunk are on a mining colony with their new robot, JBOT5x, trying to free some enslaved miners. And everything goes perfectly, you know? Jorak Mult doesn't show up to help, nor does Carol Channing. It's all just, you know, exactly by the numbers. Just like usual.2020-01-0940 minSuper Pee Pee Time227: The GeraldMart Returns Counter, or Christmas is Just a Rabbit with a FaceYou know the story. It's the holidays, and you don't always get what you asked for, like a Canadian Beast Gourd, or a notebook that grips you while you sleep. Well, the GeraldMart returns counter is open, and ready to help you share your dingle coupon with a porpoise, if that helps. And, of course, it does.2020-01-0238 minSuper Pee Pee Time226: The Holiday Superstore Mini-sode, with an Ornament of a Criminal Eating in a Fountain!Looking for that last-minute gift idea? A holiday collectible from Scuba & Sons? How about a leather angel with a lazy eye? Or a Christmas eel that will scrape fungus off your onions? Well, the holiday superstore's got it all. Fill up a tiny cup with Arnold Juice and come on down!2019-12-1929 minSuper Pee Pee Time225: An Eyeball Crouton Kit Christmas! Brought to you by Workers with French Fries in their PantsYou know how there's always that one toy that every kid wants? Like the Barf-In-My-Vest Betsy Doll, or the Mister Moth Hurts Me Kit? Well, this year, it's the Eyeball Crouton Kit, and our hero just has to find one for his son, whose name he definitely knows. Enjoy it with someone you love. At the Monster Truck Air Breathing Contest.2019-12-121h 00Super Pee Pee Time224: The Gladiators, or Put Pork Out for Santa PorkYou know those classic gladiator stories? The ones where one of the gladiators comes along, thighs approaching, and talks about how the fin is the shark of the shark? No, no, the ones where you find out where your woopyness comes from? The kind where you use the film "Ripen Me, Daddy," as a reference? Yeah. We don't either. We don't know anything about it.2019-12-0534 minSuper Pee Pee Time223: Chef Rene's Holiday Feast, or a Voting Booth Filled With Outside CreamNeed some help preparing your holiday dinner? Need a venomous butt moth? Need some stuffed Rambo flakes, and some sauce that you've soaked overnight? Need a BolognaBot? Well, look no further! Super Pee Pee Time is BACK, with Chef Rene and Charlene, to help you prepare any type of holiday dish. So, when your grandma wakes up and says "Heat me," you'll know it's time to enjoy this episode. So, do it!2019-11-2842 minSuper Pee Pee Time222: Tales from the Great War, or Betty Grable Licked all the Fruit off a Crazy GuyDo you ever just wish your grandpa and his old, weird friend would sit you down and tell you stories about when they were in the war? Of course not, right? But what if those stories featured diet Herman juice, and getting stabbed by a train with a knife? That's a little better, isn't it? Sure. Sure, it is.2019-11-0736 minSuper Pee Pee Time221: Super Cree Pee Time presents: The Wolf Man, or I'm Soaking in Henderson JuiceIt's that time of year, friends, when the moon is extra full, and you realize that you will sleep with the badgers tonight. It's our Halloween special! So put your hand on your Robitussin stain, and enjoy this creepy werewolf tale that involves claymationing each other, and winking at you with stupid paste.2019-10-3148 minSuper Pee Pee Time220: Zombie Apocalypse! or Running Out of Pantry JuiceWell, it's that spooky time of year again, when Bela Lugosi cradled a frog, when you find yourself packing your crossbow that sips juice for you, and heading out into the zombie apocalypse. So if you feel the need for a zombie thriller, or you just want to massage a loan shark or comb a pharmacist, well, this one's for you.2019-10-2442 minSuper Pee Pee Time219: Reverend Ben & Donald Fill Their Sandwiches with Criminal IdeasWell, friends, Reverend Ben and Donald are back with the Kind of Watching a Baby Ballgame Broadcast, to try to keep the demon of cranberries from finding its way into your pajamas. So if you're looking for information on the monthly Spaghetti Breakfast, or just want to learn how to wave to a chirping ski monster, this one's for you!2019-10-1738 minSuper Pee Pee Time218: The Art Gallery, or Antithesis of Arthur #4You know those art galleries, where snooty artists go around commenting on all the art, and how to loan a church to a giant, and bowling with a werewolf, and using punching bags as friends? This episode is just like that, only different. Enjoy it with a horrible, horrible Michelob!2019-10-1037 minSuper Pee Pee Time217: The Daredevil's Last Stunt, or Moses Invented the Apple BurritoWhen famous daredevil, Choots Postato (probably) set up his big stunt, we were there to capture the thrills, the danger, the skwooks (which is a skunk that has ripped its face off.) All of it. Will he survive the jump? You'll have to listen to not find out. And just remember, there's a mustard owl inside each and every one of you.2019-10-0338 minSuper Pee Pee Time216: A Wild West Romance, or Sweet Squares are my Favorite DishY'all have a hankerin' for one of those old time, frontier romances? You know, one of the ones that comes complete with a love triangle, a nerf dreidel, and some fresh newberry pie? With fantasies of kids running around with trees for friends, and a girl, streaking her hair with gerbil oil? Sure you are. Why wouldn't you be? Well, here you are, then! Enjoy!2019-09-2640 minSuper Pee Pee Time215: The Gianetti Brothers Return with Fanciness Insurance!The fanciest restauranteurs are back once again, with their newest creation: BirdDog Restaurant! It's almost too fancy. Like, "a prince put his foot into a whale" fancy. Like, "screaming into a pelican" fancy. You can see this level of fanciness in the face of a rectal librarian.2019-09-1942 minSuper Pee Pee Time214: The Hal Embry Ford Fall Sales Event, Look for the Bone Flavored Crime Area!It's that time of year, when you need a deal on a new automobile. The first two thousand customers can share Tammy's lunch! And if you can guess how many fur are on this cat, you win a prize! And if that's too stressful, calm down with this guided meditation. Inhale peace and exhale a hatchet, and then I want you to throw a flute at a prince2019-09-1240 minSuper Pee Pee Time213: The Fixer Upper Twins, or Garfield Sherbet!You know those home improvement shows, where a nice young couple is sleeping in a fecal area of an army barracks, and they're hoping to upgrade to a butler's pantry and a pantler's buttry? The kind where you think you have a cat but really you just have a disease? The kind with a built-in love portion? Us neither! But we do now. Enjoy!2019-09-0541 minSuper Pee Pee Time211: The Heist, or He Sued a Submarine for Custody of ItselfYou know how sometimes you set out to do something and it just never quite gets off the ground? Yeah, us neither. If you're in the market for a team-up heist, with a woman with square feet, someone who fought in North Squat-nam, and Crouton Boy, a terrible superhero, well, this is the episode for you! Enjoy!2019-08-2937 minSuper Pee Pee Time211: Feeling Better w/Dr. Tatro and Peggy, or Reeking of Stupid PasteAnd we're BACK! Did you miss us? Well, today is all about your health. Maybe not YOUR health, but Mama's health. Beatrice is worried and takes her Mama onto a fancy TV doctor show. You know, the kind where you wear V-neck pants. So, sit back and pour yourself a nice Michelob: the Dagwood of Beers, and enjoy!2019-08-2245 minSuper Pee Pee Time210: Sherlock Holmes, the Conclusion, or God Gave Me This One Fat HandOh, what's that? You thought we were going to end an episode half way through, and then blow off the conclusion forever? Pshaw. You fools. We never do that, and we never would. and so, we return for Holmes and Watson, the man in the iron wong, and a man whose father on his father's side had ass gophers. We'll be taking a couple of weeks off after this one, and then we'll be back with the idiocy for which we have become whatever the opposite of famous is!2019-08-0142 minSuper Pee Pee Time209: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Musical Cow Cake (Part 1)The game's afoot! Our old friends, Sherlock Holmes and his intrepid companion, Dr. Watson are on the case again. A wealthy man has died, but was it of natural causes? Was Qbert set up to fail, really, if you think about it? When you came out of your mother's dingdang, did she call you Gift Baby? All these questions, and more are ignored in this week's thrilling episode. (Part 1 of 2)2019-07-2546 minSuper Pee Pee Time208: The Vlad & Valery Anniversary Show, or Me Is Hotdogs!Well, it's that time of year again. The time when our little show has a birthday. We just turned FOUR! And if you ever wanted to hear Vlad and Valery go to the beach and help people with a gopher shaped lozenge, or somebody with a whoops area roped off in their yard, well, this is for you. Thanks for four years of this idiocy, people. you're very strange people, and thanks for listening!2019-07-1838 minSuper Pee Pee Time207: The Mountain Climbers, or How Can We Be Off The Rails This Fast?Two mountain climbers, each with demons to face. A mountain never before climbed. A Grandmother's "click kit" where you make your own click. A rousing game of Lingonberry Drip, the mountaintop version of Twister. An oops stain from that oopsie I made. All of this, and some Charlie Chan brand granola. Enjoy!2019-07-1142 minSuper Pee Pee Time206: The Mountain Ritual, or Rude Animals Live LongerA ritual on a mountaintop, a sacrifice for the greater good, trumpet boy and Mr. Everyone, and a placemat from Cashboy Restaurant. It's all here in Episode 206. So, peel off your Batboy pants, and listen up!And, for a special lil' bonus, how's about a couple of drunken astronauts, doing a pony fashion show while conducting research on killing Garfield? Well, why the hell not? Enjoy!2019-07-0440 minSuper Pee Pee Time205: The Food Truck, or Aunt Ginny Linebackered her Lower HalfYou know those great food trucks that make Rambo cake, and everything tastes like rinsed off bugs? The kind of place that will give you a gas mask that was autographed by the ranch hand that calmed the donkey of the universe? The kind of food truck that's run by people who risk their lives Pinocchioing each other? Well, this episode is set in just such a food truck. Enjoy it with people who harpoon things.2019-06-2741 minSuper Pee Pee Time204: Gifts for Dads, and a Pig Shaped Like a BanjoYou know, if either of us had been thinking, we'd have done this one last week. But we didn't. So, like all Father's Day stuff, this one is not that well thought out, and nobody gives a crap anyway.Need a gift for YOUR dad? How about a coaster with "IS YOU LIVING" printed on it? What about a chef's apron that says KISS THE COOK or FART ON MY CAR LATER on it? Well, we've got you covered! Enjoy!2019-06-2037 minSuper Pee Pee Time203: Storm Chasing, brought to you by Neighbor and the Boys!You know those shows where there's a horribly dangerous weather event and people risk their lives to be kind of near it? Well, we don't, but we did one anyway! Learn all about Chicken Sandwich Day at Pirateville, a pantry full of groovy powder, and licking the only safe end of a narwhal. And storms! And a can of opera sauce flung right through a merry-go-round. All of this, and less. Enjoy!2019-06-1342 minSuper Pee Pee Time202: Scouting Adventure! or, Making Music with a Clam-Chowder-o-PhoneAh, the great outdoors! Family. A scoutmaster who hurts himself with Excalibur. The Lady UNDER the Lake. Simpson's Soap and the Hiney Powder Squirt. All that stuff. It's a scouting adventure, with a father and a son, and a lot of really weird stuff. You'll love it. Enjoy!2019-06-0641 minSuper Pee Pee Time201: Products Not Available in Stores, and They Want to Shave Your Mistress's Horse Hair!This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot.AS SEEN ON TV: Are you in the market for some pilfering powder, focusing spray, or a little squeeze of bobo juice? Well, these products are not available in stores. Call today!GERALDBURGER: Two big eyelids of meat, 3 feet of chicken, and it all comes with a murder. Come on down to Geraldburger where we are really passionate about the temperature of eggs for some reason.2019-05-3042 minSuper Pee Pee Time200: The Bicentennial Celebration, or Rhino-Free Rhino Pie!Two. Hundred. Episodes. And to those of you who have been with us from the beginning, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts, "Hello, Andy, Jen and Steve." We've never done this many of any kind of thing in our lives, and we wanted to celebrate with something special. And here it is. The Bicentennial Celebration for the town of Nighttimeville! There'll be games like 'pin the knee on the donkey's knee', Gastronomical Boy's camel flakes, and a lovely cobbler made with real booty juice which is not what you're thinking, but who cares what you're...2019-05-2336 minSuper Pee Pee Time199: A Double Feature! brought to you by Pretzel Bees!Sometimes you don't have one long idea. Sometimes you have two small ones. And you smash them together, like the gods did with the first Dagwood. Such is today's episode.First, Tassie and Mr. Johanssen return, this time preparing for their foray into the movie business. If you've ever received a statue with the inscription WORLD'S TALLEST GOLFING UNCLE, this one's for you.And then, it's Frank and Smacky, the morning zoo radio guys, giving out tickets to the the big Hot Babies in Tinfoil show at the amphitheater. So just take the easy donut, and watch out for that...2019-05-1640 minSuper Pee Pee Time198: Welcome to Geraldburger: Treat Yourself Like a Trash Animal!It's that time, time to return to the Geraldburger drive-thru window. So, if you've got a hankering for a single pancake, or even something that just says it's a pancake, or a fleet of bees that pretend to be a navy, or one of those nut-grabbing ghosts, we've got you covered. Plus, a special visit from the SuperGalactic crew! Enjoy!2019-05-0940 minSuper Pee Pee Time197: The ABCs of Safety, or What's Left After All the Blood Comes OutThis week, we're back in Mr. Waverly's class for a special visit from a couple of state police troopers. The topic of the day: Safety! So if you've ever wanted to hear about skunk firemen, how 50% of police work is deflating things you find, or how much something costs in dog-dollars, this episode is for you!2019-05-0236 minSuper Pee Pee Time196: The Zookeeper's Lost Hat, or That Dream Where Cheese is Skating for a LivingHave you ever wanted to listen to Super Pee Pee Time with a kid, but were afraid we were going to say things that...you know, that we would say? Well, Cade wanted to do one that is appropriate even for kids. And he thinks that's what THIS is! So, if you ever wanted to listen to a kid-friendly show that still talked about squeezing apple juice out of your pelvis, this is your time! Corky the zookeeper lost his hat, and he has to find it before the zoo opens. For...reasons. If you think it doesn't make sense...2019-04-2535 minSuper Pee Pee Time195: Grandma and Grandpa's Easter Egg Hunt, or Marshmallow Fart CoyoteIt's that time of year for that most special holiday. Not LegHog Day or Horse Halloween. Or Dirt Day. No, it's Easter. That special time when your grandparents give you that trembling kit, or some glistening rabies powder. Grandma and Grandpa return for a very special Easter egg hunt, and also a calypso dancer will goo the roof with his own personal goo. Enjoy!2019-04-1838 minSuper Pee Pee Time194: Book Talk! or, When You Sneeze So Hard, Your Butt CriesHave you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word "fluid"? Do you find it as ominous as we do? Well, tune in as we learn all about some of the latest in the world of books. At least until your muskrat graduates from fornication college. Enjoy!2019-04-1132 minSuper Pee Pee Time193: Technology of the Future, or You Can't Ripen Something Without its ConsentWe all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and show you a way to convince your dog to hug monsters. And Punky Pants is back from the distant past, too. Enjoy those things!2019-04-0442 minSuper Pee Pee Time192: The Craft Ladies and Violent Yarn Attractions!Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King and Hadry, the man who ran for squirrel. So if you enjoy crafts that involve eating Popeye's mouth or a glass -filled butter bomb, this is the episode for you. Share it with someone who you want to puzzle!!2019-03-2839 minSuper Pee Pee Time133: Ice Fishing with Carol Channing and a Foolish Pouch MonsterIt was going to be a return to "Fishin' and Fishin' with Harlan Stetson and Billy Whitefeather" but Cade wanted to play Carol Channing, so it's that. Learn what aspects of ice fishing are pleasing to the wax nipples, and which relate to your grandpa's elementary school violence teacher. Break out the logging cream and massage HolyMan's ray gun, and happy fishing!And then, it's a tease with Vlad & Valery! They're back, and talking about the "Beach Boys" of Belgrade, which was "Hat Friend."Enjoy this, people. We are all you have. We're it.2018-01-2541 minSuper Pee Pee Time117: Carleton & Benji's Wild World, or the Waterfish and the Snoopy OwlIt's another few clips from the vault. Never before heard, it's all stuff we had almost forgotten we recorded! But since Cade was out of town for a couple weeks, we unearthed them. And here they are:VLAD & VALERY: Our Russian radio hosts are back again to give some more great advice about home schooling your child, a velamint you can hide, a moose cannister, and a soaking wet shower (as opposed to the other kinds.)POETRY READING: Poems in the style of Keats, and picturing a Voovoo for the first time. What else do you want? (God, please don't...2017-10-0542 minSuper Pee Pee Time116: From the Super Pee Pee Time Vaults, it's Drink This Showmanship Juice!Well, Cade's out of town. And you know what that means. No, no you don't. Why would you? What it means is, you are going to be treated to several bits that time forgot. Well, we forgot them anyway. Time probably never even knew about them.One is an awards show. It's the Oscars for a while, but then we kind of forget about that, and I believe it's the Reggies. It's got ineffective archer ghosts, wet and dry biology, and the award for Best Underwater for a Long Time Raccoon. Also, the worst voice-transformer problem ever allowed.Then, it's...2017-09-2840 minSuper Pee Pee Time113: The Submarine, or Neptune's Hateful GrimaceAhoy, swabbies! Are you ready for a ride on a submarine? Are you ready for Grandma and Grandpa from last year's Thanksgiving episode? Are you ready for Cade to nearly choke to death from laughter? How about a funeral for a cough drop being held by an otter and a walrus? Or a hatful of chamber mice? A lion that's wrinkled from having been kept in a bag? Goalie juice? Are you ready for it?Can't really imagine anyone is ever truly ready for all of those things. But you're gonna get them. Right now.2017-09-0743 minSuper Pee Pee Time104: A Dagwood, A Velamint, And A Leave Me Alone SandwichAn outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK? You'll hear all about poorly selling transformers, various symptoms, a legal-themed pizza parlor for children, a dagwood, a velamint, and so much more.And in this, the last episode of year two, we have a first: a guest star! Glory, Cade's daughter, graciously decided to come on the show as Matilda, the brave patient suffering from...well, there's a barnacle and a chicken nugget on steroids. It's hard...2017-07-0640 minSuper Pee Pee Time101: Pork License PlateWe're back for part two of the big 100 episodes extravaganza! We'll be talking with a few more of our favorite characters. We didn't get to everybody. The Gianetti brothers aren't in there, they'll have an episode next week. But we've got a bunch of our faves, including Jack and a sentient Shovel, especially for our superfan, Andy. This episode has it all. Nighttime bears. A waterslide made of living crabs. A honeydew sorcerer. An ungrateful evil shoeshark. You name it, really.And if you happened to wonder or care and/or couldn't figure out the casting yourself...CADE:Ted the...2017-06-1548 minSuper Pee Pee TimeEPISODE 100: Let's Get Scared Of Things!Well, well, well. Looks like we've all made it to EPISODE 100. And to commemorate it, we've done a couple episodes of interviews with some of our pals from throughout these past couple of years, to get their thoughts on a HUNDRED episodes. There is also possibly the most epic of all possible charley horses near the end. I mean, it was a god damned hundredth episode miracle, we have to tell you.And if you've ever happened to be curious (and somehow didn't figure it out) here's who is who:CADE:StephenTarleton GrigglesbyValeryOne half of the Barry White CreatureOpal BearBeatriceMAC...2017-06-0844 minSuper Pee Pee Time98: Elderly Grand-honkyMac on stay-cation means he doesn't want to get up early on Thursday. And what does that mean? EARLY EPISODE!First up, get ready for some QVC home shopping magnificence. We'll be showing you jewelry, housery, filthery, and milkery. A hand that is brought to life using voodoo, a little bony whistle flute, and a snowguck which ends up being just what it sounds like, basically. And then...it's a musical about a marathon. We didn't know we were going to do a musical. And we almost succeeded in not doing one. But we're nice people and we mean well...2017-05-2543 minSuper Pee Pee Time94: All Right, I'm Going To Give You A Series Of ElbowsYes, folks, it's that time again. it's time to play SOUP IS CALLING! Or maybe it's WHO ISN'T AN UNCLE? or OLIVES ARE RAPED. The point is, it's time for a game show where you could win a free one minute's supply of lady-mouth freshener.You know how we play our game. An aardvark will carve a beautiful statue out of monkey's faces. After that, it's all pretty standard stuff. Also, Cade has a MASSIVE charley horse the likes of which we haven't seen in months and months. Wonderful. Just wonderful. So if you ever wanted to hear an old...2017-04-2742 minSuper Pee Pee Time68: A Spooky Halloween Love Story...or...Yeah, A Lot Of Us Call It "The Butt."It's that time of year, when the moon gets a volume discount, we all marzipan our underpants and burst through them, and Mama sneaks onto car lots and does weird things to the cars. Yes, it's SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This year, Mama and Beatrice's car breaks down on a dark and stormy night. They go looking for a phone, but instead find a creepy castle, a vampire, and a silverware set that looks like Michael Bolton. And the dark prince of the night falls in love with Mama! The count, who used to sneak up on Dalmatians with John Coltrane...2016-10-2742 minSuper Pee Pee Time63: The Law Offices of Feingold, Snatch, and Holy HungrinessThis...is not how this scene was supposed to go. It should have been 3 minutes long. Maybe 5 or 6, tops. But Cade just wouldn't stop until Mac slowly lost his will to live. And here we are.A HERO IS BORN, PART 2: In EPISODE 61, we were introduced to these characters. This time, Mr. Johannsen and Tassie survey the damage after Lowie has surely been killed by the chemical spill. Or has he...?Johannsen has many ideas of how to cover up the accident (smoking barrel boy's octopus seems to be one.) He also has plans to deal with the grieving family...2016-09-2243 min
Super Pee Pee Time47: Sharks Can Smell Sex From Up To One Foot AwayWell, we did it, you guys. We made episode 47. Right after episode 46. We knew we could do it, you knew we could do it, no one knows WHY we would do it, but by Mephistopheles, we did it. And it's completely filled to the eyeballs with nonsense.TARLETON and WILTER: THE AMAZON RAINFOREST -- Let our returning champions, Tarleton and Wilter, show you the wonders of the South American fauna and flora. The Jaguar (nature's coconut), a poison tree frog with a file coming out of his butt, and much, much more!THE SUPER PEE PEE TIME COAT OF ARMS...2016-06-0241 min
Super Pee Pee Time46: Brought To You By SparkleShorts and Ghost PasteWe hope you enjoy listening to this ridiculous episode half as much as we enjoyed saying it. And when you hear it, you'll ask yourself, "How could they possibly think we could enjoy it as much as they did?" And you're right, we know you're right.WELCOME TO GERALD BURGER: A man visits a drive thru fast food restaurant, and requests many, many items, none of which are available unless you look at the menu from the side.THE MAN IN THE MOON: Lacey and her stuffed zebra, Mr. Krackles, take a magical, horrifying trip to the moon. It's a...2016-05-2642 min
Super Pee Pee Time45: We're Expecting a Baby Next JuloonYou know those home makeover shows, where a lovely couple invites a couple of famous home...fixers...into their lives, and soon enough, we're learning all about grass-fed poltergeists, steak wading pools, porpoise lighting, and whether or not a donkey can make a fist if he's angry enough? Well, you do now. Brought to you by what we think are products. We guess...Don't forget to enjoy the part in the middle when Cade loses control of his voice transformer machine completely.And if you like this? What do you do then? Come find us on twitter (www.twitter.com...2016-05-1945 min
Super Pee Pee Time43: Have You Built A Cobra Out Of Your Own Pieces?From some poor guy's home office all the way to the briefing room at the White House, Episode 43 is possibly the most juvenile episode we've ever done. And if you're a subscriber (how could you not be a subscriber?) you know what that means:a.) Don't play it out loud at work, b.) don't blast it at a funeral, and c.) don't broadcast it into space or we'll only get the really weird, immature aliens interested in visiting us.Enjoy irresponsibly.0:00 TED THE LIFECOACH -- You may remember Ted from Episode 23 ("Ted and Beelo Save Christmas! MAYBE!") but you've never...2016-05-0440 minSuper Pee Pee Time39: Always Vote For The Candidate Who Will Breathe On YouSome of this episode nearly got too weird even for us. VOTE FOR TONY BERULLIO (0:00) - When your county is in a dirty state of mind, who do you turn to? Tony Berullio, that's who. Your mom's attache environment will never be safer. Yeah. We don't know.SOUNDS OF THE 50s (9:10) - Your heart will knit itself a new sweater when it hears about this collection of...music? Songs? Something.HEALTH SYSTEMS INFOMERCIAL (14:30) - A new way to burst through your clothes and be healthy. Sort of. This scene features the first insane dog that Mac plays in this episode...2016-04-0741 minSuper Pee Pee Time37: The World's Most Humiliating Freestyle RapFolks, if this episode doesn't have it, you don't want it. Unless you wanted people who know how to freestyle rap to do some freestyle rap. We don't have that.We begin...with the humiliation of middle-aged white men freestyle rapping. We recorded this pretty sure we weren't even going to use it, but it's just so god damned fun, we thought "Why not?" Take a listen, and you'll know the answer to that question.And then, your old friends Reverend Ben and Donald discuss the evils of the Easter Bunny. It's all in there. Delicious candies, porpoises, a papal...2016-03-2440 minSuper Pee Pee Time35: Supergalactic Adventures Part 2 - Rolling Your Barbecue DiceThis week, we return to the world of SUPERGALACTIC (from Episode 28 which you don't need to listen to first, but...I mean, you should...) with all the high drama, the characters, the incredibly brief outline, and the inability to even follow an incredibly brief outline. Also, Cade gets a hilarious charley horse.The evil overlord Regent Kroesh and Commander Beelok (and/or Beelar at various times) try to decide whether or not to send everyone to prison or just call the current location a prison to save time. He also wants Commander Beelok's mom to make him some of her...2016-03-1049 min
Super Pee Pee Time26: The Car Commercial Has Gone a Little Too FarWe made a couple pieces of music, and just saw what would happen if we talked over them. This is what happened. We lost more and more of our minds and we end up with Cade literally offering an unconditional surrender.You'll hear us bouncing back and forth between commercials for a car lot and commercials for...honestly we have no idea what. (Listen closely as Hal Embry of Hal Embry Ford says "that's right" every single time in confirmation of the most insane things ever said on earth.)2016-01-0743 minSuper Pee Pee Time24: Miracle on 34th Street (for all we know)Well, it's finally here. Christmas. And to celebrate, we here at Super Pee Pee Time have gotten you a wonderfully under-prepared gift. The magical tale of "A Miracle on 34th Street" as only two weirdos who haven't seen the film can tell it. We answer all the big questions:--Will Virginia get her wish (i.e. to have her mother transformed into a mythical creature)--Will Cade figure out how to use his voice changing device?--Will anything actually happen?WHO KNOWS? Honestly, we were there and aren't totally sure.Listen, enjoy, subscribe on iTunes or wherever, and tell a...2015-12-2443 min
Super Pee Pee Time21: The Xmas Superstore presents: That One Black FridayWell, well. Episode 21. TWENTY ONE! Our little podcast is all grown up. It can even have its first legal drink, if weeks were years and podcasts were vomiting college students subject to laws. And aren't they? They are.We begin with Cade not feeling great due to eating something called "Goo Goo Clusters." Mac has not heard of this, and they explore. Then...THE HOLIDAY BLOWOUT SALE: The Xmas Superstore has all the deals you can stand, but not too many that you can understand....and...THAT ONE BLACK FRIDAY when things went wrong. Very wrong. Like, the kind of...2015-12-0440 minSuper Pee Pee Time19: The Thanksgiving Day Dog Show! (feat. a Frog Dressed as Dracula)By the end of this one, we get so deep into Pee Pee language, it's as if we both had a stroke. Like, we shared a single stroke between us and passed it back and forth like a tank of nitrous. Listen as we sail off together into the lake of insanity.First of all, who knew a dog show was a Thanksgiving tradition? Cade knew this. So we did it. It's unclear if we talk about more things that are NOT dogs than things that ARE dogs. But who can be sure? You can't.You'll get:A disembodied leopard...2015-11-2041 minSuper Pee Pee Time18: What's a Two-letter Word for an Existential Crisis? Only a Pecan Knows.This one's kind of a weird one. I mean, they all are. But it starts off normal weird, and it gets weird-weird.-We begin with the Gianetti brothers tantalizing your tastebuds with a description of their Thanksgiving menu, and the rich, totally true history of the delicious items on it.-Then a brief interlude where Cade tries to convince Mac that Target cupcakes are not disgusting. Unsuccessfully.-And finally, we don't know what this one is. Two weird old guys discussing...something? And trying to do a crossword puzzle? Kind of? It's something. Definitely something.2015-11-1339 minSuper Pee Pee Time16: Super Cree-Pee Time Halloween DOUBLE FEATUREThis Creature Double Feature is what happens when we get overstimulated about a holiday special. Sound effects, music, and major idiocy. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither does dressing up as a princess and asking strangers for candy, so...Turn off all the lights, go get your kid's Halloween candy, turn back on the lights because you banged your shin on something while getting the candy in the dark...but then LISTEN, and you will hear...PART ONE: The Devil and Miss Carol -- in this, SandwichNurse Carol is brought into the secret circle of demon worshippers who...2015-10-301h 02Super Pee Pee Time15: The Halloween Superstore presents: The Evils of Halloween!!SUPER CREE-PEE TIME, VOLUME ONE...Well, folks, it's Episode 15, and we've finally made it to our very first HOLIDAY SPECIAL!! We got so excited, we recorded too much Halloween stuff. Like, more than 2 episodes-worth. So you're getting 2 weeks of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME!!! This week, we revisit our old friends, Reverend Ben and his sidekick Donald (from way back in "Episode 2: The Lord Walks with an Iron Head") as they warn you of the Satanic nature of Halloween, and what you can do about it. In this episode, you will learn:-How to protect your family from demonic entities by pretending...2015-10-2341 minSuper Pee Pee Time13: Jack and the Beanstalk and a Sentient ShovelWell, well, well. Here we are. Lucky thirteen. And you're still here! YOU, the imaginary person that I am talking to right now. We're both still here, you and I. And together, we are an idiot.
As proof, I give you, the Super Pee Pee Time rendition of Jack & the Beanstalk! Starts off on the wrong foot, and only gets onto weirder and weirder feet.
Just listen and you will hear...
-Cade's inexplicably successful and/or unsuccessful attempts to make theme music on something called a "giggle box." I think.
-Many things that Jack might get in exchange for his...2015-10-0740 minSuper Pee Pee Time12: Danger on the Trail! Part Two - The End...?! Maybe!Well, cowlasses and cowlads. Cowpokes and cowplops. Cowdogs and cowbirds. This is it. This is the exciting conclusion to the epic Super Pee Pee Time wild west tale, "Danger on the Trail." This time, we will find out:-How will Uncle Sasquatch react to having all of his men gunned down? Well, or kind of not that great, really?-Who will come to Jessup's aid in his hour of need? And will they likely be very, very helpful? (Hint: not very helpful, probably)-Will the gunfight make any sense at all, and/or will Cade and Mac be able to...2015-09-3041 minSuper Pee Pee Time10: The Job Interview and a Big Donkey Kind of a FeelingThe 10th episode! That's the tin anniversary! Buy us tin! And listen to this idiocy! For our anniversary! Just think, it was only ten short episodes ago that there was no Super Pee Pee Time. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES.-"Dr Pepper Lady" in which Cade speaks with a miserable woman who believes her longevity is due to soda. They discuss the fine line between continence and incontinence.-"The Old Timers" in which we hear the awful recollections of two nostalgic morons. Listen closely for Cade's 18th use of the made-up word "Appletown" during our 10 episodes.-"...2015-09-1540 minSuper Pee Pee Time9: The Double GianettiIt's a Gianetti sandwich. A Gianetti-sode, filled with all the fanciest tastes and flavors that you will enjoy. And also some stuff that actually frightened Cade. Today, you'll hear:-Frank and Joe Gianetti walk you through one of their fanciest menus yet, discussing whether you really should eat edible gold leaf, even though it says you can right in the name.-Based on a real news item, Cade interviews Vincenzo Aiello, an Italian sculptor who misses a delicate part of his body that was taken from him before he even had the chance to enjoy it.-Callers phone in their...2015-09-1142 minSuper Pee Pee Time8: Mama, Beatrice, Punky-Pants and Ted the Lobster!This episode features a huge milestone: for the very first time, you will hear Mac actually remember his character's name ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCENE. It's only one of the scenes, and it probably won't happen again.First up...Mama & Beatrice are back! Beatrice is concerned about Mama's health habits of crouching in places and "apple picking", and decides to end their relationship over a pork recipe.We then move a news item with Mac interviewing Ted, an easily offended and sexually conflicted lobster, who escaped a delivery truck and then was recaptured.And finally, "Loving on Time" is...2015-09-0143 minSuper Pee Pee Time5: The Robust Flavor of a HammerIt all starts almost sensibly. But by the end, it kind of sailed away for a while there. Not a lot. A little. Or a lot depending upon how you measure these things....-First, Cade interviews a man who tapes iguanas to a bicycle. It's based on a true story. Seriously. (Obviously it took place in Florida.)-Then, Mac interviews an expert(?) on apples(?) and they go to the phones for some excellent(?) questions(?).-We then do many, many commercials. Or maybe one long one. Hard to say. Lot of words that aren't words, and things that aren't things. Probably...2015-08-1440 minSuper Pee Pee Time4: That's Not How You Make S'mores...In this thrilling episode, we learn a lot about...nothing. We learn nothing. But we are fine people who mean well.- Two religious leaders discuss what is and isn't inspired by the devil, and how not to make s'mores.-Mac and Cade make up two children's stories that Cade incorrectly insists are just like regular children's stories.-Cade interviews Satan himself. They discuss tiger shorts.-Greg and Polly (I think) sell some...items on a Home Shopping show. They're items.2015-08-0741 min
Super Pee Pee Time1: Everything You Wanted aaand This...in which Mac & Cade try to figure out how to use their Roland voice changers. With:-A chat with an unnatural man-A toy designer pitches a few ideas-Two soldiers take a really long time planning an attack on a bunker. Like, a really long time.-and a law commercial.2015-07-1243 min