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EXIT INTERVIEWLUMIERE BLAIRE and the ANIMAL FARM (ft. Hanna Allerton)(2001 - 2029) Lumiere Blaire, the glowing-with-optimism life coach who became prez last week, died outside the White House this morning. She will be remembered as someone who chased her dreams, as someone who left behind a reasonable profession, as someone who became a guru for all of earth’s creatures - regardless of the noises they made. Her funeral has been delayed, but President Chet will be reading aloud an oral history of her life this Tuesday at sunrise by the rechargeable scooter stations on Pennsylvania Avenue.
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ft. HANNA ALLERTON...2021-02-0435 minEXIT INTERVIEWADDIE KNICKERBOCKER and the LITTLE COW (ft. Abby Zwetchkenbaum)(1980 - 2020) Addie Knickerbocker, Head Counselor at Camp *******, died last night in an accident that the CIA is still investigating. A leader at heart - unreasonable on the outside and alone on the inside - Addie abandoned her life of friendship during the early days of her extended CIT-training in order to don the bracelets of a tyrant as new Head Counselor of Camp *******. She will be remembered by the cows on her parents farm (especially the sorta smaller one and sorta larger one that seem to be friends), by her bracelets that pin down the arms of their recipients, and...2021-01-1437 minEXIT INTERVIEWDONNA KASS and the SALT LAKE FUNERAL (ft. Hannah Albertine)(1956 - 2020) Donna Kass, a real lovely just real pleasant woman from Palm Beach, flew with plumage to her death last night on the shores of the Great Salt Lake. A former stewardess for Pennsylvanstralia Airlines in her pre-marriage life, Kass in post-marriage lived vicariously through her flapping memories of the ‘70’s and the frenzied activities of her flock of kids. Revelations of a past relationship with a famed-figure-skater-turned-erotic-novelist have turned Kass’s death into a bit of a zeitgiest black hole, and her funeral - next Tuesday in Florida - is said to have several celebrities RSVP’ed already. Livestream is on St...2020-11-1932 min