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Selfish SyndicatesWe will only live till 80This episode gives you a near psych ward experience. 21 and finding the one, Jena's genius marriage ruse. The duo's insanity is out of control.....or do they just know the truth everyone is blinded to!2023-03-0137 minSelfish SyndicatesJena went corporateNadiah is a bully....are we surprised. Jena is once again on the brink of a psychotic episode but no worries, Nadiah is here to egg her on. The dream team is always on that dreaming grind!2023-02-2247 minSelfish SyndicatesOur last episodeJena's intrusive thoughts are to blame for the end of our podcast era. That's all there is to say. 2023-02-1535 min
Selfish SyndicatesWe attended the Met GalaJena and Nadiah take Met Gala 2022! The pioneers in fashion. They were invited there specifically by THE Anna Wintour to critic everyone's outfits and to write an article for Vogue. Spoiler: The only people who slayed were your hosts. They also wanted to have an audio version of their take on this year's turnout, so here you go. 2022-05-2552 minSelfish SyndicatesWe are slaves to capitalismJena and Nadiah signed a non-disclosure agreement for a specific job last week. And of course, them being the generous people they are, they will be more than happy to share with you the things they saw and their opinions on it! Horrors were seen and experienced...will they ever recover from it....? 2022-05-1838 minSelfish SyndicatesPoster girls for the mentally insaneThe duo has lost all sense of self and has gone off the rails. Jena lets Nadiah know that the world is ending soon out of the goodness of her heart but Nadiah chooses to be delusional(typical). Jena has a what kink...? Nadiah gets real(?) with her deteriorating health. This is too much mental illness in one episode...proceed with caution, the slay might be deadly.2022-05-111h 07Selfish SyndicatesWe can fix youTherapy is in session! In this episode, we answer YOUR burning questions. We let you pick our brains and give you note taking worthy advice. Mostly relationship advice, which we were wondering why. But, real recognize real. You can obviously tell how good we are in that aspect so we understand why you approached us for help.2022-03-2348 minSelfish SyndicatesAll is rigged in love and warIn this episode, we share about our valentine's day rendezvous. Love is in the air, we are slaying and serving as usual. Then we enter the warzone...we give our 2 cents about the SG education system. Is there even a need to elaborate..? No doubt we are all thinking the same thing...let's see if you agree with us. But also, do we care if you don't? You should know the answer by now.2022-03-1657 minSelfish SyndicatesJust because we are evil doesn't mean we don't cryWe covered a range of topics today, get a pen and paper ready. Don't doubt us. Do as we say. We talked about books, our fears, unpopular opinions & a few odd things we do and often think about.2022-02-0957 minSelfish SyndicatesWhat if we both red flagsAn episode all about the red flags and icks in men!! Bitches love to be held until it's accountable. But not us. After we had a grand ol time shitting on men, of course we held ourselves accountable. You get a glimpse of our red flags and we also talk about our ideal man. This episode is jam packed with information so be prepared. 2022-02-021h 11Selfish SyndicatesDream girls should live in a dream worldWhat's our dream job? Babes, we do not dream of labour. In this episode, we ramble about the many different versions of our future. Paired with a glass of traumatic experiences. 2022-01-2654 minSelfish SyndicatesConfession: We are the problemMorals....ethics.....why are we the way we are? Take notes if you want your future offspring to turn out like us, which without a doubt, you do. Consider yourself lucky if they are even half the man we are. 2022-01-191h 04Selfish SyndicatesWe lie and we are sexy what more do you want!Jena added on a few points regarding the last episode and now she can finally put it to rest. In this episode, we discuss all about our favourite hobby! We are simply built different, thus we have an atypical hobby that also has a lot of stigma attached to it. Lying2022-01-121h 03Selfish SyndicatesWe lie and we are sexy what more do you want!Constantly pushing new boundaries, in this episode, we discuss all about our favourite hobby. We are simply built different, thus we have a hobby that has a lot of stigma attached to it. Lying2022-01-111h 03Selfish SyndicatesWho want usToday we talk about online dating...god when will you send us a man whose texts don't come off as psychological warfare2022-01-0544 minSelfish SyndicatesLetting the real us break freeWelcome to chaos. Since you guys are wimps...we'll ease you into it. In this episode, we ramble about our yearly tradition, get sidetracked multiple times, and discuss hypotheticals!2022-01-0249 min