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Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWe Have to Do It Before She Dies (Fin.)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss all of it, with some help from Otherverse experts. They then reminisce about the podcast and catch up with each other.Thank you for listening to us for the past few years. This has been a wonderful experience and we plan to be back with another podcast as soon as we can![Also, apologies for Malia’s audio in the second half of this recording.]Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pa...2024-10-283h 35Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Baby's Fine, Probably (Poke 4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Poke (4). Ben brings Deedee to the hometown of his late ex-fiancee and to a cannibal trap.  Jenny is really into Dee’s ideas about curse breaking and the Super Bowl. Malia recounts more Patricia C. Wrede stories (and is sorry this took so long to edit and post). This week’s Discussion Question: Your questions/comments please!Best of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com2024-02-2245 minOur Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowNo Expectations (Cutting Class - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com 2024-01-2357 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonNo Expectations (Cutting Class - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to Wildbow2024-01-2357 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonI Like Really Dull Men (Poke 3)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss the Poke 1 & 2. Ben and Deedee embarrass themselves in front of some of our favorite characters. Malia worries about the baby. Jenny feels a need to let it all out. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a phrase from Poke that could be used at a wedding. Bonus: Poll or Pole storyBest of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron...2023-11-2253 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Green Agenda (Epilogue)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss the Epilogue. Dom goes on a roadtrip with his girl and takes a detour to see some birds. Jenny describes rabies shots. Malia reads a poem.This week’s Discussion Question: Send us your questions that we’ll cover in a future episode - about Pact, Pale, Poke, Podcast.Best of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof...2023-10-031h 15Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe French Are Already Judging Us (Judgment 16.12 & 16.13)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.12 & 16.13. Blake… dies? For real this time? Malia realizes that Rose is not a dork. Jenny almost scars us all by talking about Buttsack. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite moment of Pact?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to...2023-09-271h 13Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonLie Back and Think of the Universe (Judgment 16.10 & 16.11)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.10 & 16.11. Blake fights a demon and becomes a Red Bull spokesperson. Malia rants about how much she hates the Sword of Truth. Jenny warns about the dangers of accepting random friend requests.Content Warning: The Sword of Truth discussion contains references to sexual violence and violence toward infants. It starts around 00:03:30 and ends around 00:27:30This week’s Discussion Question: Compare (and contrast?) Pact and Pale.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gm...2023-09-191h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonTwo Fists and Chutzpah (Judgment 16.8 & 16.9)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.8 & 16.9. Blake is back (again) and he and the Dream Team make their way into the tower to confront Barbiehannes. Jenny asks difficult questions about using the Barber. Malia is concerned about the state of the Otherverse.This week’s Discussion Question: How would Charles use an Other from Pact in the Crucible? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pac...2023-08-3045 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonCarmine Cakehole (Judgment 16.6 & 16.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.6 & 16.7. Rose threatens some children and learns to let go. Malia talks about a very formative section of Dragonball Z. Jenny drinks wine and thinks about hellhound variations. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick two characters from the Otherverse and describe what they would be like and what their name would be if they fused a la Trunks and Goten in Dragonball Z.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBec...2023-08-221h 13Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThat's Called Instant Karma, Bitch (Judgment 16.4 & 16.5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.4 & 16.5. Rose assembles the Dream Team. Jenny shows Malia a picture of a blood clot. Malia talks about a really disturbing haunted house that supposedly existed at Knott’s Berry Farm  This week’s Discussion Question: Pick an animal and tell us what elemental spirit would best reside in them. Hawai'i Community FoundationMaui United WayPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Supp...2023-08-1658 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDoo De Le Doo De Le Doo (Judgment 16.2 & 16.3)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.2 & 16.3. Rose gives a lecture and learns about the difference between motivation and demoralization. Malia makes up a song. Jenny imagines MTV reality shows in Jacobs Bell.  This week’s Discussion Question: What attractions would you want to see in a real-world theme park based on the Otherverse? Also, what would you name the theme park?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media2023-06-281h 16Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonUnfortunately, He's Still Technically a Dog (Judgment 16.1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.1. Rose deals with her new emotions by shoving them down and yelling at people to get them to stop having their own emotions. Jenny engages in Bible study. Malia has the giggles. This week’s Discussion Question: If you had to name a boat after an Otherverse ‘ship, what type of boat would it be and what would you name it?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pat...2023-06-131h 09Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDoof After Dark - Country Bear CornerEver wonder what, exactly, Jenny and Malia had to say about the Country Bear Jamboree that was cut from Episode 22? Well now you know! We thought it'd be fun to drop this bonus into your feed while Malia is on her honeymoon. We're excited to get back to recording and reading the last arc of Pact!!2023-05-2322 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonReduce, Reuse, Retraumatize (Possession 15.1 & 15.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Possession 15.1 & 15.2. Blake fights to escape the Barber in an expanding Abyss. Jenny and Malia tangent early and often. Malia appreciates the Abyss’s attention to detail.  This week’s Discussion Question: What is a book title that would appear in this library for a Wildbow character? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wildbow...2023-04-051h 30Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonA Real Big, Sloppy Dick Move (Histories: Arc 14)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 14. Faysal and Johannes have an epic meet-cute. Jenny talks about her adventures in candy making. Malia compares the universe to a human life and angels in the Otherverse to apathetic AI. This week’s Discussion Question: Get an AI to write an Otherverse related haiku and share it (and the prompt) with us.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaR...2023-03-281h 12Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonSpeak of the Angel (Sine Die 14.9 & 14.10)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.9 & 14.10. Blake asks some important questions and figures some shit out. Jenny and Malia also ask some questions. What was Jesus’s karma level? Did Jesus get bad karma for piercing the veil of Innocence? What if they made a Barbie themed ouija board? This week’s Discussion Question: Favorite enemies → lovers story?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pa...2023-03-151h 15Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonAsk Not for Whom the Cat Flop (Sine Die 14.7 & 14.8)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.7 & 14.8. Alexis doesn’t die, Blake forfeits, and Rose makes a joke. Jenny talks about her Marco Polo skills. Malia explains a mechanic from the Wheel of Time (again?).This week’s Discussion Question: Name a place that doesn’t sound like a good travel destination, but is.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Dona...2023-03-0757 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBig Conquest Energy (Sine Die 14.5 & 14.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.5 & 14.6. Blake finds himself stuck between a hag and an asshole. Malia talks about birds and wine and complains about philosophy majors. Jenny’s fun fact goes to some strange places.This week’s Discussion Question: Recommend a piece of media that sounds really boring but is actually really cool.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale...2023-03-011h 12Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBetter to Be a Human than a Sailboat (Sine Die 14.3 & 14.4)After a few weeks of bereavement leave, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.3 & 14.4. Blake does two things Malia really should have predicted: light on fire and grow wings (who’s the fire sparrow now, Evan?) This week’s Discussion Question: Design a dragon in the Otherverse. What is its origin and what is its element?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale...2023-02-2259 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonJug of Eggs (Sine Die 14.1 & 14.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.1 & 14.2. Blake and Rose team up by splitting up. Malia tries to analyze Jenny’s weird dreams. This week’s Discussion Question: If you were going to make an Otherverse Transformers movie, who would be a great Transformer and what inanimate object would they transform into?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...2023-01-181h 27Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonSkincare for Plants (Execution 13.9 & Gathered Pages: 13)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.9 & Gathered Pages: 13. Blake achieves his seventh win and Padraic does not time travel. Jenny is very sleepy. Malia muses on the importance of skincare.This week’s Discussion Question: What is a good PSA slogan/campaign for practitioners? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released whe...2023-01-121h 13Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonI am Ambrose's Broken Heart (Execution 13.7 & 13.8)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.7 & 13.8. Blake continues to kick ass and cross off names. Malia acknowledges Blake’s growth and leaves partway through the episode to watch some whales. Jenny goes from sick to sicker and has a lot of fun stories to tell.This week’s Discussion Question: What would your mediocre curse vision be?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and...2023-01-031h 21Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowThe Year of the Flirt (Back Away - Part 2)Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom puts Toadswallow on the naughty list. Malia gets defensive about her flirting history. Jenny finds a list of ridiculous story summaries.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @Pale...2022-12-211h 28Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Year of the Flirt (Back Away - Part 2)Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom puts Toadswallow on the naughty list. Malia gets defensive about her flirting history. Jenny finds a list of ridiculous story summaries.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @Pale...2022-12-211h 28Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonScooby-Doo Villain Vibes (Execution 13.5 & 13.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.5 & 13.6. Blake makes a list, checks it twice, decides who is naughty or nice. Malia is relieved that Blake doesn’t want to indiscriminately murder people. Jenny muses about the benefits of couples therapy and how to throw a bitchin’ party.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a practice and describe how you would use it to throw a bitchin’ party. Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron...2022-12-141h 15Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDo A Little Poo Dance (Execution 13.3 & 13.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.3 & 13.4. Blake gets propositioned, fights some goblins, and slides into some DMs. Jenny learns about sloths. Malia struggles with her feelings about Blake.This week’s Discussion Question: If you went on a marriage retreat with a character from the Otherverse, who would you go with and what good quality would you name for them?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...2022-12-071h 18Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonA Shit of His Own Accord (Execution 13.1 & 13.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.1 & 13.2. Blake struggles with making deals and deciding who the monsters are. Jenny rewrites High School Musical. Malia is aghast at Blake’s reasoning and the fact that Jenny has never seen HSM. They imagine Pact: The Musical.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a scene from Pact/Pale. If that scene was in a musical, what song would the characters be singing?If Scooby Doo Was LatinoPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us a...2022-11-291h 25Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowThe Best Case Scenario (Back Away - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as a new lawyer but not as proud as if she were a different type of judge. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 19, 2022....2022-11-221h 16Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Best Case Scenario (Back Away - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as a new lawyer but not as proud as if she were a different type of judge. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 19, 2022....2022-11-221h 16Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Punniest Practice (Histories: Arc 12)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 12. Alister breaks the rules and gets rewarded with demons and an engagement to Rose. Jenny is distracted by beer. Malia really feels like she’s close to some sort of revelation. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite Otherverse character’s favorite drink?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wild...2022-11-151h 19Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDick Lips (Duress 12.3 & 12.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Duress 12.3 & 12.4. Blake offers a few suggestions. Jenny describes ways IVs can kill you. Malia adds another name to her list.This week’s Discussion Question: Recommend your favorite chill/comfort videos.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 21.5.2022-10-181h 19Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonHot Zomb (Duress 12.1 & 12.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Duress 12.1 & 12.2. Blake and the others retreat farther into the house from the Others. Malia gets a kick out of the slapstick. Jenny advocates for Hocus Pocus.This week’s Discussion Question: Which of the combatants in these chapters would you least want to fight and why? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wil...2022-10-041h 19Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBloody Mario (Malfeasance 11.11 & Histories: Arc 11)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.11 & Histories: Arc 11. Blake helps Peter hurt Andy and force Eva into a truce. We learn about Midge, Corvidae, and Green Eyes, and Peter drops a tantalizing hint about Blake’s origins. Malia composes a poem and Jenny tries to maintain a positive vision of a videogame character.This week’s Discussion Question: What minor character from Pale would you love to see an interlude from and why? And WISH OUR MOM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our...2022-09-271h 45Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWe Need to Talk About Pubic Hair (Malfeasance 11.9 & 11.10)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.9 & 11.10. Blake accepts a self-imposed dare and awarens the worst people he knows. Malia tells the story of the time Snow White almost ruined her life. Jenny gives her opinions on the Kelly Family Practitioners.This week’s Discussion Question: What is the weirdest advertisement you’ve heard and where did you hear it? -OR- Is there something that you would betray your family over? (A la what Blake is asking the Duchamps/Behaims to do)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin...2022-09-201h 45Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWhere Do the Pumpkins Enter Into It? (Malfeasance 11.7 & 11.8)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.7 & 11.8. Everyone not named Andy and Eva has a bad time. Jenny wants more sexy Halloween costumes for men, unless they involve pumpkins. Malia chocolates like never before.This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite chocolatey conspiracy?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released wh...2022-09-131h 13Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonHere to Fuck Spiders (Malfeasance 11.5 & 11.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.5 & 11.6. Rose cuts Blake the tiniest amount of slack. Jenny is under the weather. Malia tries to wrap her head around Blake’s existence.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a popular name. If a bunch of people with that name were all in one practitioner circle, what would their specialty be? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and P...2022-09-061h 06Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonA Scrub Is a Guy Who Wastes My Time (Malfeasance 11.3 & 11.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.3 & 11.4. Blake comes close to completely owning the Behaims forever and always. Jenny is exhausted and delirious. Malia tries to pronounce some French words.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us an idiom in any language and which character it applies to. Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis epi...2022-08-231h 08Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonCrêpespiracy (Malfeasance 11.1 & 11.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.1 & 11.2. Blake makes a new friend, plays poker, and escapes from his binding! Malia loves Lefty so much. Jenny thinks Malia has taken a prediction too far.This week’s Discussion Question: Give us your favorite crêpe or breakfast recipe, or a story about crêpes or breakfast.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Do...2022-08-091h 12Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonNuts and Manuts (Gathered Pages: 10)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Gathered Pages: 10. Andy gets a rocket launcher from Mr. Samaniego and ruminates on the nature of change. Malia is upset that they killed a Froggy. Jenny imagines a nut factory with a witch hunting side business.This week’s Discussion Question: Edible nuts or non-edible nuts?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...2022-07-261h 19Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonChekhov's Mermaid (Mala Fide 10.5, 10.6, & 10.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.5, 10.6, & 10.7. Green Eyes is free! Mags and Molly are in trouble. Evan is wasted. Rose is the worst. Jenny and Malia discuss the rules of fruitarianism, Jaegerbombs, and Malia’s impending sense of doom regarding Blake’s role in this story.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were in Blake’s position and could have one book/non-reflective item, what would you choose?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBec...2022-07-191h 28Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDo Fish Have Vaginas? (Mala Fide 10.3 & 10.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.3 & 10.4. Blake and Mags chase a now-sentient Molly across Jacob’s Bell and Mags asks Molly to be her familiar. Jenny and Malia are in peak tangent mode. Malia drops a few wild predictions about Blake’s origins.This week’s Discussion Question: If your only choice for a familiar was your enemy/someone you wronged, would you do it? Why or why not?**SPECIAL NOTE: In the episode we say next week will be 10.5 & 10.6 -- we are also going to cover 10.7!**Prediction Tracker Spread...2022-07-121h 43Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonI'm Crying; You're Crying (Mala Fide 10.1 & 10.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.1 & 10.2. Rose is being a huge asshole, and Blake is yeeted from Hillsglade House, only to be taken by Mags to Molly–who TALKS. Malia is very excited about this. Jenny is worried about her pronunciation but does a great job. This week’s Discussion Question: What’s your favorite pizza? What’s the weirdest pizza topping/combo you’ve ever eaten?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pa...2022-07-051h 25Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBallsy and Tragic (Histories: Arc 9)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 9. Jeremy Meath is sad. His still-hot wife gives him a second chance to fulfill his promise to obliterate Blake. Malia does a deep dive into Greek mythology. This week’s Discussion Question: Besides Dionysus, what other Greek deity would make a good patron for a practitioner? How would that shape your practice?By the way, we recorded a Doof After Dark all about the recent U.S. Supreme Court decision on abortion. If you're interested in that, become a patron of Doof! Media to get acc...2022-06-281h 14Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonTo Be Fair, the Googly Eyes Are Pretty Freaky (Null 9.5 & 9.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.5 & 9.6. Blake gets out to find himself in the mirror world. Malia has covid brain which leads to some wild predictions, after Jenny challenges her to live up to Mom’s standard.This week’s Discussion Question: How would time travel work in the Otherverse? Is it possible?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Dona...2022-06-2157 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Real Vestige Was the Friend We Made Along the Way (Null 9.3 & 9.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.3 & 9.4. Blake has to re-live a bunch of traumatic memories and discover a truth about his past. Malia starts to formulate a parody of Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend. Jenny wants everyone to know that urine is not sterile outside your body.This week’s Discussion Question: Have you drunk your own urine? Why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media2022-06-071h 43Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe World is a [Really Watery, Creepy] Oyster Again (Null 9.1 & 9.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.1 & 9.2. HE LIVES. Blake meets some new friends, encounters an old enemy, and finally succumbs to the temptation to deal with the scariest threat of all: practitioners of law. Malia practices her singing skills. Jenny questions Malia about what Realm Blake is actually in.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were getting a tattoo that you knew would change like Blakes, what tattoo would you get and where would you get it?Support Uvalde VictimsContact Your Congressional RepresentativesPrediction Tracker Spreadsheet...2022-05-311h 30Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonI Dabble Hardcore (Signature 8.6 & 8.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.6 & 8.7. Checkers claims a name and does not fuse with Molly and does not find the demon under Hillsglade House. Jenny opines about her lack of drawing skills. Malia is a lawyer (almost)! This week’s Discussion Question: Think of an object from a fairy tale/popular culture – how would that work as an implement? Would you take it as an implement?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pat...2022-05-241h 20Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonCold Saline Straight to My Veins #BananaBag (Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5. Checkers goes on a stressful tour through Jacob’s Bell, gathering some weapons and avoiding some traps. Malia is sick and really wants a saline infusion. Jenny has to relive last episode’s hot take.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were handed a letter and you had to keep reading it and get to a shelter, how fast could you go and would you survive? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleinc...2022-05-171h 17Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowI Pâté the Fool Teaser!From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!2022-05-0608 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonI Pâté the Fool Teaser!From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!2022-05-0608 minOur Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowFOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our Di...2022-05-031h 26Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonFOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our Di...2022-05-031h 26Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThe Tolkien of Supernatural High School Romance #NotAllVampires (Signature 8.1 & 8.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.1 & 8.2. Buttsack turns into the wind. Maggie Holt makes a deal with a Faerie and goes to Toronto, leaving behind a girl in a checkered scarf. Malia was not ready for another wild fucking twist. Jenny becomes enraged by a hot take.This week’s Discussion Question: Lord of the Rings is to ________ as Twilight is to _________. OR Lord of the Rings is to Twilight as __________ is to __________. OR Tell us a hot take about fantasy literature.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on Twitter...2022-04-261h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDemonic Choir or Aspect of Parenting? (Histories: Arc 7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories (Arc 7). Malia is still processing her emotions and copes partially by attempting some literary criticism. Jenny is recovering from a cold. They manage to get things wild by ruminating on demon babies and the nature of parenthood.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a character from Pact or Pale. What tarot card matches them?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...2022-04-191h 30Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWildbow's Fucking Me Over, Isn't He? (Void 7.8 & 7.9)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.8 & 7.9. This week they frontload the tangents. Jenny complains about a really disappointing breakfast and her weakness to buttons. Malia complains about American coffee. They then jump into a discussion of some of the wildest chapters yet, and Malia nearly has a breakdown over prediction indecision.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us about a time when you were really looking forward to eating something and were super disappointed. Maggie MayGolden Cheeked WarblerPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on Twitter2022-04-051h 27Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonPact Part 2: Laird Was Right (Void 7.6 & 7.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.6 & 7.7. Malia talks about her voice lessons. Jenny pushes Malia to make specific predictions and our listeners to draw pictures of Wildbow. Malia takes up the mantle of mourning a third problematic man.This week’s Discussion Question: Enter the art contest!Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis ep...2022-03-291h 23Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWe Don't Have to Be Insightful (Void 7.3, 7.4, & 7.5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.3, 7.4, & 7.5. Jenny comes up with a whole lot of medical problems Blake could be facing after Isadora’s attack. Malia takes on the duty of mourning Fell in addition to Dickswizzle. They also spend some time googling dream interpretations, just in case they stumbled across something Wildbow used in writing the story, instead of coming up with the themes Wildbow was writing about.This week’s Discussion Question: What is a collection you have and what do you think it says about you?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFo...2022-03-221h 38Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonYou Remind Me of a Punk Ass Bitch (Void 7.1 & 7.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.1 & 7.2. They amp up the zaniness as Jenny tries to recite the Greek alphabet and Malia tries to imagine the Tallowman in the best possible light.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us a joke.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to...2022-03-151h 27Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDeep Sea Truck Nuts (Subordination 6.12 & Histories: Arc 6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.12 & Histories (Arc 6). Malia is bewildered. Jenny throws down some squid facts. They discuss yet another thing that the community has been waiting for Malia to realize.This week’s Discussion Question: What recipe do you want to find the idealized version of/tell us your favorite recipe -OR- What is an odd thing you/the other person has done after sex?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a...2022-03-081h 14Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonHow Has No One Fixed These Links in Seven Years? (Subordination 6.11)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.11 (again). Malia got engaged and so they didn't have time to record an episode this week, but hopefully you enjoy this live reaction to chronomancy fuckery.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 17.7.2022-03-0104 minOur Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowZed's Cheddar Half: They Brie-long Together (Out on a Limb - Part 2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again. Also, they all recount the times they were bit by a centipede. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, March 28, 2022. Follow us on...2022-02-221h 23Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonZed's Cheddar Half: They Brie-long Together (Out on a Limb - Part 2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again. Also, they all recount the times they were bit by a centipede. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, March 28, 2022. Follow us on...2022-02-221h 23Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonWe Experiment with New Content (Subordination 6.9 & 6.10)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.9 & 6.10. Malia is happy that one of her predictions seems to be on the right track. Jenny challenges Malia on her criticism of Blake. And, after the outro, they decide to try out some new content: live reactions to 6.11! *Spoilers Beware*This week’s Discussion Question: Pick some events described in Pale and rank them on the 1-10 badness scale. (8 is the destruction of Maggie’s town, 6 is the Splinter.)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us a...2022-02-151h 17Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonPour One Out for Dickswizzle (Subordination 6.7 & 6.8)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.7 & 6.8. Malia is starting to believe that we’re not leaving Toronto at the end of this arc. Jenny questions Malia about whether it is Maggie or Blake who has changed, leaving Malia paranoid and confused.This week’s Discussion Question: Based on your profession, what would your practice be?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!2022-02-081h 18Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonGive that Fucker Some Aspirin (Subordination 6.5 & 6.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.5 & 6.6. Malia is very concerned about Blake and Rose’s relationship and wants them both to stop gainsaying each other. Jenny teaches Malia about heart attacks and when not to give someone CPR. Content Warning: From around the 47 minute mark to the hour mark, there is a discussion about heart attacks and surgery, including dental surgery. This week’s Discussion Question: Do you tend to agree with Blake or Rose more up to this point in the story? Who do you empathize with more?Our Reddit...2022-02-011h 27Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonCrustable: The Circle that Keeps Us Together (Subordination 6.3 & 6.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.3 & 6.4. Blake proposes a deadly chess game. Malia is concerned about Ty’s morality and unsure of where things are going. Jenny discusses her opinion of the Milly interlude in Pale. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a word that starts with c and tell us what type of practitioners would make up that group. [AND/OR] Come up with a dinosaur that has a curse word in its name.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at...2022-01-251h 49Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDemons Don't Make Friendship Better #MyrrhMyrrh #MeowMeow (Subordination 6.1 & 6.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.1 & 6.2. Malia has a lot of emotions about Blake’s choices and Jenny presses her on whether Tiffany should have been included in the shenanigans. Malia deals with this turmoil by making some buckwild predictions.This week’s Discussion Question: Which one of your friends would you awaken and why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!2022-01-181h 31Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowA Mouse, a Cat, and a Monkey (Out on a Limb - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mom plans the perfect dinner party.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, February 7, 2022. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFol...2022-01-111h 32Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonA Mouse, a Cat, and a Monkey (Out on a Limb - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mom plans the perfect dinner party.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, February 7, 2022. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFol...2022-01-111h 32Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonYou're My Bitch, and I'm Conquest (Histories: Arc 5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories (Arc 5)! Malia describes her efforts to research bogeymen. Jenny treats her allergies with tea. They struggle to understand Fell’s family tree.This week’s Discussion Question: Vote in our poll on Discord or Twitter for a new superlative! (Also, if you want, say describe the worst wedding attire you can imagine.)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact...2022-01-041h 32Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBind Yourself a Demon Using Essential Oils (Conviction 5.5 & 5.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Conviction 5.5 & 5.6. Malia doesn’t have any answers about these chapters but she does attempt to explain some high school science experiments. This week’s Discussion Question: What would you use to bind a demon from one of the other choirs (not darkness)?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episo...2021-12-281h 17Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonPickle-Free Oasis (Conviction 5.1 & 5.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are back! They discuss Conviction 5.1 & 5.2. Malia has some trouble remembering character names (oops), Jenny has a lot of fun with her fact, and, of course, they share some Disney-related stories.CONTENT WARNING: There are some mentions of suicide, related to the content of these chapters.This week’s Discussion Question: What day would be your worst time loop? (or best time loop?)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBe...2021-12-071h 20Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDoofcast #147 – SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995)We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you an episode of The Doofcast! While Jenny spends some time with her new baby, we're taking a few weeks off of Pact and bringing you some fun bonus content.If you haven't done so already, you should check out The Doofcast. Scott and Matt are super intelligent and very fun to listen to.Special thanks to Scott and Matt for letting Malia guest on the show and for letting us post it in our feed!------------------------------------------This week, Matt and Scott are...2021-09-211h 48Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonCome for the Banter, Stay for the Pick-Up Lines (Collateral 4.11 & 4.12)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.11 & 4.12. Blake transforms into a cheesy action hero, captures the Hyena, proposes to a ghost, and gets arrested??? Jenny doesn’t have a baby during the recording, and Malia is incredibly grateful for that. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your preferred method of communicating distance?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...2021-09-071h 48Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowIf You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials.  Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 21, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadElliot's Video QuestionFollow us on Twitter...2021-08-311h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonIf You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials.  Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 21, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadElliot's Video QuestionFollow us on Twitter...2021-08-311h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonEveryone Deserves a Joel (Collateral 4.9 & 4.10)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.9 & 4.10. Blake has a conversation with his cousin, makes some tentative allies, and prepares to hunt a goblin. Malia sounds as exhausted as Blake and expresses serious doubts about Paige. Jenny talks about her favorite piece of equipment in the hospital and teaches Malia about hydrogen peroxide.This week’s Discussion Question: What are your best pick-up/break up lines? Extra points for Otherverse themed lines.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.co...2021-08-241h 16Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDo You Want to Die in America? (Collateral 4.7 & 4.8)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.7 & 4.8. Blake becomes a diabolist. Malia struggles to come up with better ideas for how to write a demonic pact. Jenny tests how well Malia remembers Pale.This week’s Discussion Question: What famous rock would you pick as your implement-familiar and why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowTh...2021-08-171h 37Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonXOXO, Santa Nurse and the Girl with the Laugh (Collateral 4.5 & 4.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.5 & 4.6. Blake goes on a cute date and gets called out by a cute girl. Jenny and Malia discuss the perils of sleeptalking. This week’s Discussion Question: What label might you have based on a relatively short interaction/relationship?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wil...2021-08-101h 47Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonIt's One State Away, You Bastards (Collateral 4.3 & 4.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.3 & 4.4. Blake meets a baby demon. Malia suffers from remarkably poor reading comprehension. Jenny opines about the lack of green chile in her life.This week’s Discussion Question: What board game most represents Conquest? Also, recommend a board game to us!Milk & CerealPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...2021-08-031h 43Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonGushing About Goosh (Collateral 4.1 & 4.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.1 and 4.2. They spend a little time talking about the Practice-centered politics of Toronto and a lot of time discussing the threesome proposed to Blake by his long-time crush. Malia discovers her favorite Pact character (so far) and Jenny raves about the Doofcast’s review of the Snyder Cut. (Yeah, we’re both catching up on the backlog).This week’s Discussion Question: What is one specific thing that brings you comfort that would really creep you out if someone were to give it to you?Our Reddit...2021-07-271h 18Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonYou Can't Fluff Jell-O (Histories: Arc 3)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Histories (Arc 3). Sandra enters an arranged marriage and doesn’t have a baby. Malia discusses times where her boobs have been woman-handled and Jenny creates the worst sounding word of all time.This week’s Discussion Question: Which god would you choose to base your practice off of?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com...2021-07-131h 29Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThese Boots Were Made for a Metaphor (Breach 3.5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.5. Dickswizzle (and Rose) comes to the rescue! Blake encounters an unexpected acquaintance and quickly departs on an unexpected journey. Malia bemoans her large calves and Jenny makes an amazing pun about demesne-implements. This week’s Discussion Question: If you were to compare yourself to a piece of clothing, what would it be and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEm...2021-07-061h 01Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonEmphasis on Douche (Breach 3.3 & 3.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.3 & 3.4. Blake embraces his inner child. Jenny recounts a quest for free pizza and Malia gets excited about tarot cards.This week’s Discussion Question: If you could use glamour to transform into something for one hour, what would you change into and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! The Last Airbender RockbendingDragonball: EvolutionPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEma...2021-06-291h 16Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonHot Pockets in Your Bag, Swag (Breach 3.1 & 3.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.1 & 3.2. Blake summons (another) ghost, chats with the Briar Girl, weirds out Maggie’s dad, and lies about eating several times. Jenny has some useful advice for Blake about how to avoid lying about food and Malia avoids making a ridiculous prediction.This week’s Discussion Question: If you had to pick one Thorburn besides Blake/Rose to deal with, who would you choose?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on...2021-06-221h 11Our Mom Critiques WildbowOur Mom Critiques WildbowDad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost For Words - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizing that “and contrast” is implied.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, July 5, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadMacArthur Par...2021-06-151h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonDad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost for Words - Part 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizing that “and contrast” is implied.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, July 5, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadMacArthur Par...2021-06-151h 22Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonYBUTM [You're Being Unfair to Maggie] (Histories: Arc 2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Histories (Arc 2). We learn about Maggie’s personal brand of trauma. Malia is unfair to Maggie and Jenny gets serious about sweets.This week’s Discussion Question: If someone wanted you to torture someone, what food/drink could they offer you to make you more likely to say yes?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRe...2021-06-081h 40Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonMalia was Mistaken: it's MYLEGS (Gathered Pages: 2 & Damages 2.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Gathered Pages: 2 and Damages 2.7. Maggie reads some books and tries to get on Blake and Rose’s good side. Laird swoops in and prevents that just in time, while breaking all of our hearts in the process. This week’s Discussion Question: What body part would you choose to style your demesne after and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patro...2021-06-011h 24Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonThis is the Dawning of the Age of Ornias (Damages 2.5 & 2.6)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.5 & 2.6. Blake fights a Faerie and doesn’t die. Malia sings a song about a demon and Jenny sings Marisa Tomei’s praises.This week’s Discussion Question: If you defeated a Faerie (or other Other), what would you take from them as a prize?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!2021-05-251h 10Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBlood Maracas (Damages 2.3 & 2.4)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.3 & 2.4. Blake and Rose work together to summon an Echo. Malia is ecstatic to finally meet the lawyers. Jenny drops some hot medical knowledge.This week’s Discussion Question: Is there a way for Blake and Rose to accumulate power that isn’t morally reprehensible? Also, is there a moral way to deal with Echoes like June?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBeco...2021-05-181h 10Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonGhouls Gone Wild (Damages 2.1 & 2.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.1 & 2.2. Blake attends the council meeting that Malia was very wrong about. Blake makes a speech and some friends??? Jenny is taken off guard by Malia’s analogies. This week’s Discussion Question: Would you rather be Rose, Blake, or Charles? (Please cover Pact spoilers past these chapters.)VegetablesOur Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...2021-05-111h 15Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonEveryone on Mars Sleeps in Recliners (Blood Run Cold 0.0)In our first episode, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) introduce their mom before asking her about her thoughts on Pale’s Prologue: Blood Run Cold - 0.0. Mom thinks Louise is overly sensitive and that a whirlwind romance is in her future.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Sunday, May 23, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFollow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJo...2021-05-0943 minPale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonNecromancy Massage Parlor (Q&A 1)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) answer your questions!! Thanks to everyone who submitted questions, we hope you enjoy our answers!Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 11.2.2021-05-041h 17Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonShe Wants the D[emon] (Gathered Pages: 1)These words are our own for us alone and nothing we write here is meant to be binding.Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Gathered Pages: 1. We get an insight as to why Grandma Rose is so horrible and learn about her childhood and adolescence. Malia speculates about Grandma’s middle name and Jenny learns another word for “interesting” and then promptly forgets it. (Lithuanian is hard, okay?)This week, we’d love it if you would ask us some questions! Please send us whatever questions you have for us.Our Reddit D...2021-04-271h 29Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonAin't Nothing Wrong with Basic Bitch Pepperoni (Bonds 1.6 & 1.7)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.6 and 1.7. Blake awakens! Rose doesn’t? Malia begins to understand how demons can fuck with your karma and Jenny defends ordering a pizza with just pepperoni on it.This week's discussion question: If you were to Awaken today, what would your Sight look like?Yates v. U.S., 574 U.S. 528 (2015).Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Su...2021-04-201h 26Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonGrandma Wears Prada (Bonds 1.4 & 1.5)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.4 and 1.5. Blake recognizes that staying in the house is the safest thing and then immediately leaves it. He’s schooled in the subtleties of wording by both some Faerie and a practitioner. Rose saves the day with the power of BS. Malia revisits some old predictions and Jenny designs the perfect implement. This week's discussion question: Using Laird’s international politics metaphor, describe the world of Pale (feel free to include any of the following: Kennet, BHI, Sargent Hall, etc.).Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPredi...2021-04-131h 12Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBlake's Sad, Straight Existence (Bonds 1.3)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.3. Blake arrives at the Hillsglade House and fails to provide enough specific legal language to the reader. Nevertheless, he succeeds in finding a hidden room that may or may not be Grandma Rose’s demesne filled with information about demons that may or may not be fluffy.This week's discussion question: Out of all the books in Grandma Rose’s library, which one would catch your eye and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin...2021-04-061h 17Pale in ComparisonPale in ComparisonBlake's Fun, Gay Life (Bonds 1.2)Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.2. Blake flees to the protection of the Hillsglade House (which is definitely a demesne, trust Malia) and encounters some roadblocks along the way. Malia loves every character in this story named Rose but Jenny does not share her enthusiasm. This week's discussion question: Rate Blake’s survival skills. How do you think Rose would have fared in his place?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com...2021-03-3054 min