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Pale in Comparison
We Have to Do It Before She Dies (Fin.)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss all of it, with some help from Otherverse experts. They then reminisce about the podcast and catch up with each other.Thank you for listening to us for the past few years. This has been a wonderful experience and we plan to be back with another podcast as soon as we can![Also, apologies for Malia’s audio in the second half of this recording.]Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pa...
2024-10-28
3h 35
Pale in Comparison
The Baby's Fine, Probably (Poke 4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Poke (4). Ben brings Deedee to the hometown of his late ex-fiancee and to a cannibal trap. Jenny is really into Dee’s ideas about curse breaking and the Super Bowl. Malia recounts more Patricia C. Wrede stories (and is sorry this took so long to edit and post). This week’s Discussion Question: Your questions/comments please!Best of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com
2024-02-22
45 min
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
No Expectations (Cutting Class - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com
2024-01-23
57 min
Pale in Comparison
No Expectations (Cutting Class - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to Wildbow
2024-01-23
57 min
Pale in Comparison
I Like Really Dull Men (Poke 3)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss the Poke 1 & 2. Ben and Deedee embarrass themselves in front of some of our favorite characters. Malia worries about the baby. Jenny feels a need to let it all out. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a phrase from Poke that could be used at a wedding. Bonus: Poll or Pole storyBest of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron...
2023-11-22
53 min
Pale in Comparison
The Green Agenda (Epilogue)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss the Epilogue. Dom goes on a roadtrip with his girl and takes a detour to see some birds. Jenny describes rabies shots. Malia reads a poem.This week’s Discussion Question: Send us your questions that we’ll cover in a future episode - about Pact, Pale, Poke, Podcast.Best of Pale in Comparison Nomination FormPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof...
2023-10-03
1h 15
Pale in Comparison
The French Are Already Judging Us (Judgment 16.12 & 16.13)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.12 & 16.13. Blake… dies? For real this time? Malia realizes that Rose is not a dork. Jenny almost scars us all by talking about Buttsack. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite moment of Pact?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to...
2023-09-27
1h 13
Pale in Comparison
Lie Back and Think of the Universe (Judgment 16.10 & 16.11)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.10 & 16.11. Blake fights a demon and becomes a Red Bull spokesperson. Malia rants about how much she hates the Sword of Truth. Jenny warns about the dangers of accepting random friend requests.Content Warning: The Sword of Truth discussion contains references to sexual violence and violence toward infants. It starts around 00:03:30 and ends around 00:27:30This week’s Discussion Question: Compare (and contrast?) Pact and Pale.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gm...
2023-09-19
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
Two Fists and Chutzpah (Judgment 16.8 & 16.9)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.8 & 16.9. Blake is back (again) and he and the Dream Team make their way into the tower to confront Barbiehannes. Jenny asks difficult questions about using the Barber. Malia is concerned about the state of the Otherverse.This week’s Discussion Question: How would Charles use an Other from Pact in the Crucible? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pac...
2023-08-30
45 min
Pale in Comparison
Carmine Cakehole (Judgment 16.6 & 16.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.6 & 16.7. Rose threatens some children and learns to let go. Malia talks about a very formative section of Dragonball Z. Jenny drinks wine and thinks about hellhound variations. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick two characters from the Otherverse and describe what they would be like and what their name would be if they fused a la Trunks and Goten in Dragonball Z.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBec...
2023-08-22
1h 13
Pale in Comparison
That's Called Instant Karma, Bitch (Judgment 16.4 & 16.5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.4 & 16.5. Rose assembles the Dream Team. Jenny shows Malia a picture of a blood clot. Malia talks about a really disturbing haunted house that supposedly existed at Knott’s Berry Farm This week’s Discussion Question: Pick an animal and tell us what elemental spirit would best reside in them. Hawai'i Community FoundationMaui United WayPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Supp...
2023-08-16
58 min
Pale in Comparison
Doo De Le Doo De Le Doo (Judgment 16.2 & 16.3)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.2 & 16.3. Rose gives a lecture and learns about the difference between motivation and demoralization. Malia makes up a song. Jenny imagines MTV reality shows in Jacobs Bell. This week’s Discussion Question: What attractions would you want to see in a real-world theme park based on the Otherverse? Also, what would you name the theme park?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media
2023-06-28
1h 16
Pale in Comparison
Unfortunately, He's Still Technically a Dog (Judgment 16.1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Judgment 16.1. Rose deals with her new emotions by shoving them down and yelling at people to get them to stop having their own emotions. Jenny engages in Bible study. Malia has the giggles. This week’s Discussion Question: If you had to name a boat after an Otherverse ‘ship, what type of boat would it be and what would you name it?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pat...
2023-06-13
1h 09
Pale in Comparison
Doof After Dark - Country Bear Corner
Ever wonder what, exactly, Jenny and Malia had to say about the Country Bear Jamboree that was cut from Episode 22? Well now you know! We thought it'd be fun to drop this bonus into your feed while Malia is on her honeymoon. We're excited to get back to recording and reading the last arc of Pact!!
2023-05-23
22 min
Pale in Comparison
Reduce, Reuse, Retraumatize (Possession 15.1 & 15.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Possession 15.1 & 15.2. Blake fights to escape the Barber in an expanding Abyss. Jenny and Malia tangent early and often. Malia appreciates the Abyss’s attention to detail. This week’s Discussion Question: What is a book title that would appear in this library for a Wildbow character? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wildbow...
2023-04-05
1h 30
Pale in Comparison
A Real Big, Sloppy Dick Move (Histories: Arc 14)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 14. Faysal and Johannes have an epic meet-cute. Jenny talks about her adventures in candy making. Malia compares the universe to a human life and angels in the Otherverse to apathetic AI. This week’s Discussion Question: Get an AI to write an Otherverse related haiku and share it (and the prompt) with us.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaR...
2023-03-28
1h 12
Pale in Comparison
Speak of the Angel (Sine Die 14.9 & 14.10)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.9 & 14.10. Blake asks some important questions and figures some shit out. Jenny and Malia also ask some questions. What was Jesus’s karma level? Did Jesus get bad karma for piercing the veil of Innocence? What if they made a Barbie themed ouija board? This week’s Discussion Question: Favorite enemies → lovers story?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pa...
2023-03-15
1h 15
Pale in Comparison
Ask Not for Whom the Cat Flop (Sine Die 14.7 & 14.8)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.7 & 14.8. Alexis doesn’t die, Blake forfeits, and Rose makes a joke. Jenny talks about her Marco Polo skills. Malia explains a mechanic from the Wheel of Time (again?).This week’s Discussion Question: Name a place that doesn’t sound like a good travel destination, but is.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Dona...
2023-03-07
57 min
Pale in Comparison
Big Conquest Energy (Sine Die 14.5 & 14.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.5 & 14.6. Blake finds himself stuck between a hag and an asshole. Malia talks about birds and wine and complains about philosophy majors. Jenny’s fun fact goes to some strange places.This week’s Discussion Question: Recommend a piece of media that sounds really boring but is actually really cool.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale...
2023-03-01
1h 12
Pale in Comparison
Better to Be a Human than a Sailboat (Sine Die 14.3 & 14.4)
After a few weeks of bereavement leave, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.3 & 14.4. Blake does two things Malia really should have predicted: light on fire and grow wings (who’s the fire sparrow now, Evan?) This week’s Discussion Question: Design a dragon in the Otherverse. What is its origin and what is its element?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale...
2023-02-22
59 min
Pale in Comparison
Jug of Eggs (Sine Die 14.1 & 14.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Sine Die 14.1 & 14.2. Blake and Rose team up by splitting up. Malia tries to analyze Jenny’s weird dreams. This week’s Discussion Question: If you were going to make an Otherverse Transformers movie, who would be a great Transformer and what inanimate object would they transform into?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...
2023-01-18
1h 27
Pale in Comparison
Skincare for Plants (Execution 13.9 & Gathered Pages: 13)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.9 & Gathered Pages: 13. Blake achieves his seventh win and Padraic does not time travel. Jenny is very sleepy. Malia muses on the importance of skincare.This week’s Discussion Question: What is a good PSA slogan/campaign for practitioners? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released whe...
2023-01-12
1h 13
Pale in Comparison
I am Ambrose's Broken Heart (Execution 13.7 & 13.8)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.7 & 13.8. Blake continues to kick ass and cross off names. Malia acknowledges Blake’s growth and leaves partway through the episode to watch some whales. Jenny goes from sick to sicker and has a lot of fun stories to tell.This week’s Discussion Question: What would your mediocre curse vision be?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and...
2023-01-03
1h 21
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
The Year of the Flirt (Back Away - Part 2)
Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom puts Toadswallow on the naughty list. Malia gets defensive about her flirting history. Jenny finds a list of ridiculous story summaries.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @Pale...
2022-12-21
1h 28
Pale in Comparison
The Year of the Flirt (Back Away - Part 2)
Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom puts Toadswallow on the naughty list. Malia gets defensive about her flirting history. Jenny finds a list of ridiculous story summaries.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @Pale...
2022-12-21
1h 28
Pale in Comparison
Scooby-Doo Villain Vibes (Execution 13.5 & 13.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.5 & 13.6. Blake makes a list, checks it twice, decides who is naughty or nice. Malia is relieved that Blake doesn’t want to indiscriminately murder people. Jenny muses about the benefits of couples therapy and how to throw a bitchin’ party.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a practice and describe how you would use it to throw a bitchin’ party. Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron...
2022-12-14
1h 15
Pale in Comparison
Do A Little Poo Dance (Execution 13.3 & 13.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.3 & 13.4. Blake gets propositioned, fights some goblins, and slides into some DMs. Jenny learns about sloths. Malia struggles with her feelings about Blake.This week’s Discussion Question: If you went on a marriage retreat with a character from the Otherverse, who would you go with and what good quality would you name for them?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...
2022-12-07
1h 18
Pale in Comparison
A Shit of His Own Accord (Execution 13.1 & 13.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Execution 13.1 & 13.2. Blake struggles with making deals and deciding who the monsters are. Jenny rewrites High School Musical. Malia is aghast at Blake’s reasoning and the fact that Jenny has never seen HSM. They imagine Pact: The Musical.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a scene from Pact/Pale. If that scene was in a musical, what song would the characters be singing?If Scooby Doo Was LatinoPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us a...
2022-11-29
1h 25
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
The Best Case Scenario (Back Away - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as a new lawyer but not as proud as if she were a different type of judge. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 19, 2022....
2022-11-22
1h 16
Pale in Comparison
The Best Case Scenario (Back Away - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as a new lawyer but not as proud as if she were a different type of judge. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 19, 2022....
2022-11-22
1h 16
Pale in Comparison
The Punniest Practice (Histories: Arc 12)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 12. Alister breaks the rules and gets rewarded with demons and an engagement to Rose. Jenny is distracted by beer. Malia really feels like she’s close to some sort of revelation. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite Otherverse character’s favorite drink?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wild...
2022-11-15
1h 19
Pale in Comparison
Dick Lips (Duress 12.3 & 12.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Duress 12.3 & 12.4. Blake offers a few suggestions. Jenny describes ways IVs can kill you. Malia adds another name to her list.This week’s Discussion Question: Recommend your favorite chill/comfort videos.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 21.5.
2022-10-18
1h 19
Pale in Comparison
Hot Zomb (Duress 12.1 & 12.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Duress 12.1 & 12.2. Blake and the others retreat farther into the house from the Others. Malia gets a kick out of the slapstick. Jenny advocates for Hocus Pocus.This week’s Discussion Question: Which of the combatants in these chapters would you least want to fight and why? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wil...
2022-10-04
1h 19
Pale in Comparison
Bloody Mario (Malfeasance 11.11 & Histories: Arc 11)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.11 & Histories: Arc 11. Blake helps Peter hurt Andy and force Eva into a truce. We learn about Midge, Corvidae, and Green Eyes, and Peter drops a tantalizing hint about Blake’s origins. Malia composes a poem and Jenny tries to maintain a positive vision of a videogame character.This week’s Discussion Question: What minor character from Pale would you love to see an interlude from and why? And WISH OUR MOM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our...
2022-09-27
1h 45
Pale in Comparison
We Need to Talk About Pubic Hair (Malfeasance 11.9 & 11.10)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.9 & 11.10. Blake accepts a self-imposed dare and awarens the worst people he knows. Malia tells the story of the time Snow White almost ruined her life. Jenny gives her opinions on the Kelly Family Practitioners.This week’s Discussion Question: What is the weirdest advertisement you’ve heard and where did you hear it? -OR- Is there something that you would betray your family over? (A la what Blake is asking the Duchamps/Behaims to do)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin...
2022-09-20
1h 45
Pale in Comparison
Where Do the Pumpkins Enter Into It? (Malfeasance 11.7 & 11.8)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.7 & 11.8. Everyone not named Andy and Eva has a bad time. Jenny wants more sexy Halloween costumes for men, unless they involve pumpkins. Malia chocolates like never before.This week’s Discussion Question: What is your favorite chocolatey conspiracy?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released wh...
2022-09-13
1h 13
Pale in Comparison
Here to Fuck Spiders (Malfeasance 11.5 & 11.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.5 & 11.6. Rose cuts Blake the tiniest amount of slack. Jenny is under the weather. Malia tries to wrap her head around Blake’s existence.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a popular name. If a bunch of people with that name were all in one practitioner circle, what would their specialty be? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and P...
2022-09-06
1h 06
Pale in Comparison
A Scrub Is a Guy Who Wastes My Time (Malfeasance 11.3 & 11.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.3 & 11.4. Blake comes close to completely owning the Behaims forever and always. Jenny is exhausted and delirious. Malia tries to pronounce some French words.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us an idiom in any language and which character it applies to. Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis epi...
2022-08-23
1h 08
Pale in Comparison
Crêpespiracy (Malfeasance 11.1 & 11.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Malfeasance 11.1 & 11.2. Blake makes a new friend, plays poker, and escapes from his binding! Malia loves Lefty so much. Jenny thinks Malia has taken a prediction too far.This week’s Discussion Question: Give us your favorite crêpe or breakfast recipe, or a story about crêpes or breakfast.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Do...
2022-08-09
1h 12
Pale in Comparison
Nuts and Manuts (Gathered Pages: 10)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Gathered Pages: 10. Andy gets a rocket launcher from Mr. Samaniego and ruminates on the nature of change. Malia is upset that they killed a Froggy. Jenny imagines a nut factory with a witch hunting side business.This week’s Discussion Question: Edible nuts or non-edible nuts?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...
2022-07-26
1h 19
Pale in Comparison
Chekhov's Mermaid (Mala Fide 10.5, 10.6, & 10.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.5, 10.6, & 10.7. Green Eyes is free! Mags and Molly are in trouble. Evan is wasted. Rose is the worst. Jenny and Malia discuss the rules of fruitarianism, Jaegerbombs, and Malia’s impending sense of doom regarding Blake’s role in this story.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were in Blake’s position and could have one book/non-reflective item, what would you choose?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBec...
2022-07-19
1h 28
Pale in Comparison
Do Fish Have Vaginas? (Mala Fide 10.3 & 10.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.3 & 10.4. Blake and Mags chase a now-sentient Molly across Jacob’s Bell and Mags asks Molly to be her familiar. Jenny and Malia are in peak tangent mode. Malia drops a few wild predictions about Blake’s origins.This week’s Discussion Question: If your only choice for a familiar was your enemy/someone you wronged, would you do it? Why or why not?**SPECIAL NOTE: In the episode we say next week will be 10.5 & 10.6 -- we are also going to cover 10.7!**Prediction Tracker Spread...
2022-07-12
1h 43
Pale in Comparison
I'm Crying; You're Crying (Mala Fide 10.1 & 10.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Mala Fide 10.1 & 10.2. Rose is being a huge asshole, and Blake is yeeted from Hillsglade House, only to be taken by Mags to Molly–who TALKS. Malia is very excited about this. Jenny is worried about her pronunciation but does a great job. This week’s Discussion Question: What’s your favorite pizza? What’s the weirdest pizza topping/combo you’ve ever eaten?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pa...
2022-07-05
1h 25
Pale in Comparison
Ballsy and Tragic (Histories: Arc 9)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories: Arc 9. Jeremy Meath is sad. His still-hot wife gives him a second chance to fulfill his promise to obliterate Blake. Malia does a deep dive into Greek mythology. This week’s Discussion Question: Besides Dionysus, what other Greek deity would make a good patron for a practitioner? How would that shape your practice?By the way, we recorded a Doof After Dark all about the recent U.S. Supreme Court decision on abortion. If you're interested in that, become a patron of Doof! Media to get acc...
2022-06-28
1h 14
Pale in Comparison
To Be Fair, the Googly Eyes Are Pretty Freaky (Null 9.5 & 9.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.5 & 9.6. Blake gets out to find himself in the mirror world. Malia has covid brain which leads to some wild predictions, after Jenny challenges her to live up to Mom’s standard.This week’s Discussion Question: How would time travel work in the Otherverse? Is it possible?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Dona...
2022-06-21
57 min
Pale in Comparison
The Real Vestige Was the Friend We Made Along the Way (Null 9.3 & 9.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.3 & 9.4. Blake has to re-live a bunch of traumatic memories and discover a truth about his past. Malia starts to formulate a parody of Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend. Jenny wants everyone to know that urine is not sterile outside your body.This week’s Discussion Question: Have you drunk your own urine? Why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media
2022-06-07
1h 43
Pale in Comparison
The World is a [Really Watery, Creepy] Oyster Again (Null 9.1 & 9.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.1 & 9.2. HE LIVES. Blake meets some new friends, encounters an old enemy, and finally succumbs to the temptation to deal with the scariest threat of all: practitioners of law. Malia practices her singing skills. Jenny questions Malia about what Realm Blake is actually in.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were getting a tattoo that you knew would change like Blakes, what tattoo would you get and where would you get it?Support Uvalde VictimsContact Your Congressional RepresentativesPrediction Tracker Spreadsheet...
2022-05-31
1h 30
Pale in Comparison
I Dabble Hardcore (Signature 8.6 & 8.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.6 & 8.7. Checkers claims a name and does not fuse with Molly and does not find the demon under Hillsglade House. Jenny opines about her lack of drawing skills. Malia is a lawyer (almost)! This week’s Discussion Question: Think of an object from a fairy tale/popular culture – how would that work as an implement? Would you take it as an implement?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Pat...
2022-05-24
1h 20
Pale in Comparison
Cold Saline Straight to My Veins #BananaBag (Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5. Checkers goes on a stressful tour through Jacob’s Bell, gathering some weapons and avoiding some traps. Malia is sick and really wants a saline infusion. Jenny has to relive last episode’s hot take.This week’s Discussion Question: If you were handed a letter and you had to keep reading it and get to a shelter, how fast could you go and would you survive? Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleinc...
2022-05-17
1h 17
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
I Pâté the Fool Teaser!
From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!
2022-05-06
08 min
Pale in Comparison
I Pâté the Fool Teaser!
From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!
2022-05-06
08 min
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
FOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our Di...
2022-05-03
1h 26
Pale in Comparison
FOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our Di...
2022-05-03
1h 26
Pale in Comparison
The Tolkien of Supernatural High School Romance #NotAllVampires (Signature 8.1 & 8.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.1 & 8.2. Buttsack turns into the wind. Maggie Holt makes a deal with a Faerie and goes to Toronto, leaving behind a girl in a checkered scarf. Malia was not ready for another wild fucking twist. Jenny becomes enraged by a hot take.This week’s Discussion Question: Lord of the Rings is to ________ as Twilight is to _________. OR Lord of the Rings is to Twilight as __________ is to __________. OR Tell us a hot take about fantasy literature.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on Twitter...
2022-04-26
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
Demonic Choir or Aspect of Parenting? (Histories: Arc 7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories (Arc 7). Malia is still processing her emotions and copes partially by attempting some literary criticism. Jenny is recovering from a cold. They manage to get things wild by ruminating on demon babies and the nature of parenthood.This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a character from Pact or Pale. What tarot card matches them?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...
2022-04-19
1h 30
Pale in Comparison
Wildbow's Fucking Me Over, Isn't He? (Void 7.8 & 7.9)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.8 & 7.9. This week they frontload the tangents. Jenny complains about a really disappointing breakfast and her weakness to buttons. Malia complains about American coffee. They then jump into a discussion of some of the wildest chapters yet, and Malia nearly has a breakdown over prediction indecision.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us about a time when you were really looking forward to eating something and were super disappointed. Maggie MayGolden Cheeked WarblerPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on Twitter
2022-04-05
1h 27
Pale in Comparison
Pact Part 2: Laird Was Right (Void 7.6 & 7.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.6 & 7.7. Malia talks about her voice lessons. Jenny pushes Malia to make specific predictions and our listeners to draw pictures of Wildbow. Malia takes up the mantle of mourning a third problematic man.This week’s Discussion Question: Enter the art contest!Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis ep...
2022-03-29
1h 23
Pale in Comparison
We Don't Have to Be Insightful (Void 7.3, 7.4, & 7.5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.3, 7.4, & 7.5. Jenny comes up with a whole lot of medical problems Blake could be facing after Isadora’s attack. Malia takes on the duty of mourning Fell in addition to Dickswizzle. They also spend some time googling dream interpretations, just in case they stumbled across something Wildbow used in writing the story, instead of coming up with the themes Wildbow was writing about.This week’s Discussion Question: What is a collection you have and what do you think it says about you?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFo...
2022-03-22
1h 38
Pale in Comparison
You Remind Me of a Punk Ass Bitch (Void 7.1 & 7.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.1 & 7.2. They amp up the zaniness as Jenny tries to recite the Greek alphabet and Malia tries to imagine the Tallowman in the best possible light.This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us a joke.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to...
2022-03-15
1h 27
Pale in Comparison
Deep Sea Truck Nuts (Subordination 6.12 & Histories: Arc 6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.12 & Histories (Arc 6). Malia is bewildered. Jenny throws down some squid facts. They discuss yet another thing that the community has been waiting for Malia to realize.This week’s Discussion Question: What recipe do you want to find the idealized version of/tell us your favorite recipe -OR- What is an odd thing you/the other person has done after sex?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a...
2022-03-08
1h 14
Pale in Comparison
How Has No One Fixed These Links in Seven Years? (Subordination 6.11)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.11 (again). Malia got engaged and so they didn't have time to record an episode this week, but hopefully you enjoy this live reaction to chronomancy fuckery.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 17.7.
2022-03-01
04 min
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
Zed's Cheddar Half: They Brie-long Together (Out on a Limb - Part 2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again. Also, they all recount the times they were bit by a centipede. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, March 28, 2022. Follow us on...
2022-02-22
1h 23
Pale in Comparison
Zed's Cheddar Half: They Brie-long Together (Out on a Limb - Part 2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again. Also, they all recount the times they were bit by a centipede. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, March 28, 2022. Follow us on...
2022-02-22
1h 23
Pale in Comparison
We Experiment with New Content (Subordination 6.9 & 6.10)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.9 & 6.10. Malia is happy that one of her predictions seems to be on the right track. Jenny challenges Malia on her criticism of Blake. And, after the outro, they decide to try out some new content: live reactions to 6.11! *Spoilers Beware*This week’s Discussion Question: Pick some events described in Pale and rank them on the 1-10 badness scale. (8 is the destruction of Maggie’s town, 6 is the Splinter.)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us a...
2022-02-15
1h 17
Pale in Comparison
Pour One Out for Dickswizzle (Subordination 6.7 & 6.8)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.7 & 6.8. Malia is starting to believe that we’re not leaving Toronto at the end of this arc. Jenny questions Malia about whether it is Maggie or Blake who has changed, leaving Malia paranoid and confused.This week’s Discussion Question: Based on your profession, what would your practice be?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!
2022-02-08
1h 18
Pale in Comparison
Give that Fucker Some Aspirin (Subordination 6.5 & 6.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.5 & 6.6. Malia is very concerned about Blake and Rose’s relationship and wants them both to stop gainsaying each other. Jenny teaches Malia about heart attacks and when not to give someone CPR. Content Warning: From around the 47 minute mark to the hour mark, there is a discussion about heart attacks and surgery, including dental surgery. This week’s Discussion Question: Do you tend to agree with Blake or Rose more up to this point in the story? Who do you empathize with more?Our Reddit...
2022-02-01
1h 27
Pale in Comparison
Crustable: The Circle that Keeps Us Together (Subordination 6.3 & 6.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.3 & 6.4. Blake proposes a deadly chess game. Malia is concerned about Ty’s morality and unsure of where things are going. Jenny discusses her opinion of the Milly interlude in Pale. This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a word that starts with c and tell us what type of practitioners would make up that group. [AND/OR] Come up with a dinosaur that has a curse word in its name.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at...
2022-01-25
1h 49
Pale in Comparison
Demons Don't Make Friendship Better #MyrrhMyrrh #MeowMeow (Subordination 6.1 & 6.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Subordination 6.1 & 6.2. Malia has a lot of emotions about Blake’s choices and Jenny presses her on whether Tiffany should have been included in the shenanigans. Malia deals with this turmoil by making some buckwild predictions.This week’s Discussion Question: Which one of your friends would you awaken and why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!
2022-01-18
1h 31
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
A Mouse, a Cat, and a Monkey (Out on a Limb - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mom plans the perfect dinner party.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, February 7, 2022. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFol...
2022-01-11
1h 32
Pale in Comparison
A Mouse, a Cat, and a Monkey (Out on a Limb - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mom plans the perfect dinner party.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, February 7, 2022. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFol...
2022-01-11
1h 32
Pale in Comparison
You're My Bitch, and I'm Conquest (Histories: Arc 5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories (Arc 5)! Malia describes her efforts to research bogeymen. Jenny treats her allergies with tea. They struggle to understand Fell’s family tree.This week’s Discussion Question: Vote in our poll on Discord or Twitter for a new superlative! (Also, if you want, say describe the worst wedding attire you can imagine.)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact...
2022-01-04
1h 32
Pale in Comparison
Bind Yourself a Demon Using Essential Oils (Conviction 5.5 & 5.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Conviction 5.5 & 5.6. Malia doesn’t have any answers about these chapters but she does attempt to explain some high school science experiments. This week’s Discussion Question: What would you use to bind a demon from one of the other choirs (not darkness)?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episo...
2021-12-28
1h 17
Pale in Comparison
Pickle-Free Oasis (Conviction 5.1 & 5.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are back! They discuss Conviction 5.1 & 5.2. Malia has some trouble remembering character names (oops), Jenny has a lot of fun with her fact, and, of course, they share some Disney-related stories.CONTENT WARNING: There are some mentions of suicide, related to the content of these chapters.This week’s Discussion Question: What day would be your worst time loop? (or best time loop?)Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBe...
2021-12-07
1h 20
Pale in Comparison
Doofcast #147 – SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you an episode of The Doofcast! While Jenny spends some time with her new baby, we're taking a few weeks off of Pact and bringing you some fun bonus content.If you haven't done so already, you should check out The Doofcast. Scott and Matt are super intelligent and very fun to listen to.Special thanks to Scott and Matt for letting Malia guest on the show and for letting us post it in our feed!------------------------------------------This week, Matt and Scott are...
2021-09-21
1h 48
Pale in Comparison
Come for the Banter, Stay for the Pick-Up Lines (Collateral 4.11 & 4.12)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.11 & 4.12. Blake transforms into a cheesy action hero, captures the Hyena, proposes to a ghost, and gets arrested??? Jenny doesn’t have a baby during the recording, and Malia is incredibly grateful for that. This week’s Discussion Question: What is your preferred method of communicating distance?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...
2021-09-07
1h 48
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
If You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials. Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 21, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadElliot's Video QuestionFollow us on Twitter...
2021-08-31
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
If You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials. Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of her secrets. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 21, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadElliot's Video QuestionFollow us on Twitter...
2021-08-31
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
Everyone Deserves a Joel (Collateral 4.9 & 4.10)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.9 & 4.10. Blake has a conversation with his cousin, makes some tentative allies, and prepares to hunt a goblin. Malia sounds as exhausted as Blake and expresses serious doubts about Paige. Jenny talks about her favorite piece of equipment in the hospital and teaches Malia about hydrogen peroxide.This week’s Discussion Question: What are your best pick-up/break up lines? Extra points for Otherverse themed lines.Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.co...
2021-08-24
1h 16
Pale in Comparison
Do You Want to Die in America? (Collateral 4.7 & 4.8)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Collateral 4.7 & 4.8. Blake becomes a diabolist. Malia struggles to come up with better ideas for how to write a demonic pact. Jenny tests how well Malia remembers Pale.This week’s Discussion Question: What famous rock would you pick as your implement-familiar and why?Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowTh...
2021-08-17
1h 37
Pale in Comparison
XOXO, Santa Nurse and the Girl with the Laugh (Collateral 4.5 & 4.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.5 & 4.6. Blake goes on a cute date and gets called out by a cute girl. Jenny and Malia discuss the perils of sleeptalking. This week’s Discussion Question: What label might you have based on a relatively short interaction/relationship?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wil...
2021-08-10
1h 47
Pale in Comparison
It's One State Away, You Bastards (Collateral 4.3 & 4.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.3 & 4.4. Blake meets a baby demon. Malia suffers from remarkably poor reading comprehension. Jenny opines about the lack of green chile in her life.This week’s Discussion Question: What board game most represents Conquest? Also, recommend a board game to us!Milk & CerealPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to Wi...
2021-08-03
1h 43
Pale in Comparison
Gushing About Goosh (Collateral 4.1 & 4.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Collateral 4.1 and 4.2. They spend a little time talking about the Practice-centered politics of Toronto and a lot of time discussing the threesome proposed to Blake by his long-time crush. Malia discovers her favorite Pact character (so far) and Jenny raves about the Doofcast’s review of the Snyder Cut. (Yeah, we’re both catching up on the backlog).This week’s Discussion Question: What is one specific thing that brings you comfort that would really creep you out if someone were to give it to you?Our Reddit...
2021-07-27
1h 18
Pale in Comparison
You Can't Fluff Jell-O (Histories: Arc 3)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Histories (Arc 3). Sandra enters an arranged marriage and doesn’t have a baby. Malia discusses times where her boobs have been woman-handled and Jenny creates the worst sounding word of all time.This week’s Discussion Question: Which god would you choose to base your practice off of?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com...
2021-07-13
1h 29
Pale in Comparison
These Boots Were Made for a Metaphor (Breach 3.5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.5. Dickswizzle (and Rose) comes to the rescue! Blake encounters an unexpected acquaintance and quickly departs on an unexpected journey. Malia bemoans her large calves and Jenny makes an amazing pun about demesne-implements. This week’s Discussion Question: If you were to compare yourself to a piece of clothing, what would it be and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEm...
2021-07-06
1h 01
Pale in Comparison
Emphasis on Douche (Breach 3.3 & 3.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.3 & 3.4. Blake embraces his inner child. Jenny recounts a quest for free pizza and Malia gets excited about tarot cards.This week’s Discussion Question: If you could use glamour to transform into something for one hour, what would you change into and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! The Last Airbender RockbendingDragonball: EvolutionPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEma...
2021-06-29
1h 16
Pale in Comparison
Hot Pockets in Your Bag, Swag (Breach 3.1 & 3.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Breach 3.1 & 3.2. Blake summons (another) ghost, chats with the Briar Girl, weirds out Maggie’s dad, and lies about eating several times. Jenny has some useful advice for Blake about how to avoid lying about food and Malia avoids making a ridiculous prediction.This week’s Discussion Question: If you had to pick one Thorburn besides Blake/Rose to deal with, who would you choose?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFAN ART CONTEST - Submissions are due Friday, July 30, 2021! Prediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on...
2021-06-22
1h 11
Our Mom Critiques Wildbow
Dad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost For Words - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizing that “and contrast” is implied.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, July 5, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadMacArthur Par...
2021-06-15
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
Dad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost for Words - Part 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizing that “and contrast” is implied.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, July 5, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadMacArthur Par...
2021-06-15
1h 22
Pale in Comparison
YBUTM [You're Being Unfair to Maggie] (Histories: Arc 2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Histories (Arc 2). We learn about Maggie’s personal brand of trauma. Malia is unfair to Maggie and Jenny gets serious about sweets.This week’s Discussion Question: If someone wanted you to torture someone, what food/drink could they offer you to make you more likely to say yes?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRe...
2021-06-08
1h 40
Pale in Comparison
Malia was Mistaken: it's MYLEGS (Gathered Pages: 2 & Damages 2.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Gathered Pages: 2 and Damages 2.7. Maggie reads some books and tries to get on Blake and Rose’s good side. Laird swoops in and prevents that just in time, while breaking all of our hearts in the process. This week’s Discussion Question: What body part would you choose to style your demesne after and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patro...
2021-06-01
1h 24
Pale in Comparison
This is the Dawning of the Age of Ornias (Damages 2.5 & 2.6)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.5 & 2.6. Blake fights a Faerie and doesn’t die. Malia sings a song about a demon and Jenny sings Marisa Tomei’s praises.This week’s Discussion Question: If you defeated a Faerie (or other Other), what would you take from them as a prize?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!
2021-05-25
1h 10
Pale in Comparison
Blood Maracas (Damages 2.3 & 2.4)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.3 & 2.4. Blake and Rose work together to summon an Echo. Malia is ecstatic to finally meet the lawyers. Jenny drops some hot medical knowledge.This week’s Discussion Question: Is there a way for Blake and Rose to accumulate power that isn’t morally reprehensible? Also, is there a moral way to deal with Echoes like June?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBeco...
2021-05-18
1h 10
Pale in Comparison
Ghouls Gone Wild (Damages 2.1 & 2.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Damages 2.1 & 2.2. Blake attends the council meeting that Malia was very wrong about. Blake makes a speech and some friends??? Jenny is taken off guard by Malia’s analogies. This week’s Discussion Question: Would you rather be Rose, Blake, or Charles? (Please cover Pact spoilers past these chapters.)VegetablesOur Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! Media...
2021-05-11
1h 15
Pale in Comparison
Everyone on Mars Sleeps in Recliners (Blood Run Cold 0.0)
In our first episode, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) introduce their mom before asking her about her thoughts on Pale’s Prologue: Blood Run Cold - 0.0. Mom thinks Louise is overly sensitive and that a whirlwind romance is in her future.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Sunday, May 23, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFollow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJo...
2021-05-09
43 min
Pale in Comparison
Necromancy Massage Parlor (Q&A 1)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) answer your questions!! Thanks to everyone who submitted questions, we hope you enjoy our answers!Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaRead Pact and Pale!Donate to WildbowThis episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 11.2.
2021-05-04
1h 17
Pale in Comparison
She Wants the D[emon] (Gathered Pages: 1)
These words are our own for us alone and nothing we write here is meant to be binding.Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Gathered Pages: 1. We get an insight as to why Grandma Rose is so horrible and learn about her childhood and adolescence. Malia speculates about Grandma’s middle name and Jenny learns another word for “interesting” and then promptly forgets it. (Lithuanian is hard, okay?)This week, we’d love it if you would ask us some questions! Please send us whatever questions you have for us.Our Reddit D...
2021-04-27
1h 29
Pale in Comparison
Ain't Nothing Wrong with Basic Bitch Pepperoni (Bonds 1.6 & 1.7)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.6 and 1.7. Blake awakens! Rose doesn’t? Malia begins to understand how demons can fuck with your karma and Jenny defends ordering a pizza with just pepperoni on it.This week's discussion question: If you were to Awaken today, what would your Sight look like?Yates v. U.S., 574 U.S. 528 (2015).Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.comBecome a Patron -- Su...
2021-04-20
1h 26
Pale in Comparison
Grandma Wears Prada (Bonds 1.4 & 1.5)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.4 and 1.5. Blake recognizes that staying in the house is the safest thing and then immediately leaves it. He’s schooled in the subtleties of wording by both some Faerie and a practitioner. Rose saves the day with the power of BS. Malia revisits some old predictions and Jenny designs the perfect implement. This week's discussion question: Using Laird’s international politics metaphor, describe the world of Pale (feel free to include any of the following: Kennet, BHI, Sargent Hall, etc.).Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPredi...
2021-04-13
1h 12
Pale in Comparison
Blake's Sad, Straight Existence (Bonds 1.3)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.3. Blake arrives at the Hillsglade House and fails to provide enough specific legal language to the reader. Nevertheless, he succeeds in finding a hidden room that may or may not be Grandma Rose’s demesne filled with information about demons that may or may not be fluffy.This week's discussion question: Out of all the books in Grandma Rose’s library, which one would catch your eye and why?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin...
2021-04-06
1h 17
Pale in Comparison
Blake's Fun, Gay Life (Bonds 1.2)
Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) discuss Bonds 1.2. Blake flees to the protection of the Hillsglade House (which is definitely a demesne, trust Malia) and encounters some roadblocks along the way. Malia loves every character in this story named Rose but Jenny does not share her enthusiasm. This week's discussion question: Rate Blake’s survival skills. How do you think Rose would have fared in his place?Our Reddit Discussion ThreadPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at paleincomparisonpod@gmail.com...
2021-03-30
54 min