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Dive Bar AstrologyLunar Eclipsemaxxing at the Hog LineIn this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2026-02-241h 28Dive Bar AstrologyIguana Coffins in the Eclipse PortalIn this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2026-02-101h 43Dive Bar AstrologyUPDATE: Same Show, New Name!We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar! Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Subscribe to Jes...
2026-02-0502 minDive Bar AstrologyThe Still Point of the Turning World PointIn this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2026-01-2754 minDive Bar AstrologyThe Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology ForecastIn this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2026-01-131h 15Dive Bar AstrologyAuld Lang SignIn this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-12-301h 02Dive Bar Astrology'Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the HousesIn this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-12-1659 minDive Bar AstrologyTake Me To Your ReaderIn this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-12-021h 14Dive Bar AstrologyUrsa MayorIn this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-11-181h 05Dive Bar AstrologyTrine and PunishmentIn this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue's new editor. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-11-041h 20Dive Bar AstrologyThe Tell-Tale ChartIn this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe's natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate's own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift's album release, Greta Thunberg's power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
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Dive Bar AstrologyTwin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the InternetIn this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-10-071h 13
Dive Bar AstrologyTotal Eclipse of the ChartIn this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike's new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-09-231h 30
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Pisces Saturn Death KnellIn this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn's Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-09-091h 15
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Life of a Node GirlIn this episode we cover Kate's dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor's new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-08-261h 07
Dive Bar AstrologyOrbs, Yods & Miller High LifeIn this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
2025-08-121h 22
Dive Bar AstrologyWe're Back and Chronically OnlineWELCOME BACK! It's been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there's a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kron...
2025-07-281h 07
Dive Bar AstrologyExplorer ft. Alex BoxerHuge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one HERE. Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist Alex Boxer, author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book HERE. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Book a Reading Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-05-1944 min
Dive Bar AstrologyElixir ft. Zoe WilkinsMore Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their Quarantine Pinot Noir, and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier Zoe Wilkins. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-05-0524 min
Dive Bar AstrologyMoss ft. BlakeTaurus season, societal shifts, Chris Crocker, We Are The Union, and a discussion on the recent rise of OnlyFans sex work with OnlyFans content creator Blake. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-04-2128 min
Dive Bar AstrologyNemesis ft. Shahnaz ZarifAries season, our personal and collective nemeses, Becky Lynch, Ratboys, and a discussion on the world of professional wrestling with wrestler, musician, and cohost of Grap Grrrlz podcast Shahnaz Zarif. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-04-0728 min
Dive Bar AstrologyQuarantineAll bets are off. Join me for some quarantine stress relief. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-03-2411 min
Dive Bar AstrologyDewSaturn moving into Aquarius, a mini forecast, and Mulan. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-03-1009 min
Dive Bar AstrologyDelve ft. Helen ZaltzmanMercury Retrograde, Pisces season, a mini forecast, Kaina, and a discussion on the names of the planets with etymological investigation enthusiast Helen Zaltzman. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-02-2527 min
Dive Bar AstrologyAllure ft. Jenny Owen YoungsValentine's Day, Cupid, J. Lo + Shakira's halftime show, the Grammy's, the Iowa Caucus, the Impeachment Trial, and a sign compatibility segment with Jenny Owen Youngs. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-02-1130 min
Dive Bar AstrologyAltruist ft. Ryan O'DonnellUranus, the 2020 U.S. Primary election, Aquarius season, Slow Pulp, and an interview with Democratic strategist Ryan O'Donnell. Click here for the 2020 Primary election dates by state. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-01-2823 min
Dive Bar AstrologyCatalyst ft. @notallgeminisMars, the New Year, astrology memes, Adam Sandler, Capricorn season, Big Thief, and an interview with Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2020-01-1422 min
Dive Bar AstrologyAstrology AppsHappy New Year! This week we bid Chris adieu in his final episode, discuss Astrology Apps: which to take into the New Year and which to leave in dusty 2019, plus an Astro Probe with music journalist Dan Ozzi. Stay tuned for an all new show in 2020. Explore the dark, at InkblotAstrology.com This week's advice: 1. How do I stop being reclusive and start dating again? 2. My partner and I both have Pisces Sun and Pisces Moon, how can we become better communicators? 3. My school's band director had an affair with my fr...
2019-12-311h 03
Dive Bar AstrologyHarry Potter Houses w/ Hrishi HirwayHAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate with a special episode on the Harry Potter Houses. We sort the 4 elements, 12 signs, and ourselves, with guest host Hrishikesh Hirway of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors. This week's advice: 1. My family is moving away, should I stay where I am or move with them? 2. My partner doesn't like to do much; how can I entertain myself without abandoning them? 3. What sign is SANTA CLAUS? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hoolig...
2019-12-2459 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Aspects ft. ShamirThis week we bore Chris with the Aspects, wind down the educational content of the pod, talk wrestling, money spending, Chris vows to stop talking about s*x, plus an Astro Probe with musician Shamir. This week's advice: 1. What advice would you give to the WWE to be a more entertaining show? 2. What would you do with $100 mil and how does that relate to your natal chart? 3. How would you group the 12 signs into the Harry Potter houses? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astr...
2019-12-1753 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Nodes ft. Tommy SiegelThis week we talk about the Lunar Nodes, the ecliptic, the Russian whale jail, several ninja turtles, + more, plus an Astro Probe with musician and cartoonist Tommy Siegel of bands Jukebox the Ghost and Narc Twain. This week's advice: 1. A lot of my chart is earth and air but lately I've been crying a lot, why is that? 2. I found out I was the side chick for year so we broke up and have a rocky friendship because of his girlfriend, what should I do? 3. I'm in love with my best friend but I d...
2019-12-1047 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Houses ft. MacsealThis week we talk about the 12 houses, Howard Sasportas, why the 13th sign is fake news, a barfing dog, dunk tanks, + more, plus an Astro Probe with Frankie of NY based band Macseal. This week's advice: 1. My crush shot me down and it hurts being friends, how do I let go? 2. How can I make my Cancer s/o feel loved and appreciated? 3. My s/o wants us to have a threesome with her coworker but I don't think it's the right person for a threesome, what should I do? Website / Instagram / Twitte...
2019-12-0354 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThanksgiving at Hooters w/ Chris' WifeHaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg!!! In this ep we all go to Hooters for Friendsgiving with Chris' beautiful wife Cassie Farren, where we examine Chris and Cassie's charts using what we've learned so far. This week's advice: 1. How can I remedy my blunt Capricorn lack of filter when I'm depressed? 2. How do twins work within astrology? 3. I've become so used to living in chaos that sometimes I create it on my own, how can I exist peacefully? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produ...
2019-11-2650 min
Dive Bar AstrologyPluto ft. bbweemsThis week we discuss Pluto and why it's no longer a planet, Disney freaks, A Goofy Movie, RIP Walter Mercado, the first bands Chris and Jess were in, that Calvin Klein lesbian poster, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with bbweems, the new solo project of Abby Weems from Potty Mouth. This week's advice: 1. Are astrology tattoos tacky? 2. My band asked me to switch instruments, are they trying to kick me out? 3. My Mars and Venus don't seem compatible with my wife's Mars and Venus, what does that mean? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become...
2019-11-1950 min
Dive Bar AstrologyNeptune ft. Kevin DevineThis week we discuss Neptune, the current Mercury Retrograde, the unfortunate way in which bears hibernate, Chris' new 55" tv, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Kevin Devine. This week's advice: 1. How can I make my partner more comfortable with having sex more often? 2. My partner is usually earthy and grounded while I am watery and ungrounded, but now they're going through a hard time and the roles have flipped, what should I do? 3. How do I know if any of my planets were in retrograde when I was born / what sites or apps can I...
2019-11-1252 min
Dive Bar AstrologyLive from Red LobsterYour astro hosts enjoy a candle lit dinner at the local Red Lobster. We review the 12 signs, compare them to Red Lobster menu items, and catch up w Chris on where he's at w astrology. This week's advice: 1. What are your craziest schemes on how to get my first kiss? 2. Does astrology apply to dogs? 3. What are your tips for getting over a bad breakup? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren...
2019-11-0547 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Scream Trilogy ft. Mike KinsellaITS A HALLOWEEN EP. We watched all 3 Screams and talked about the characters as sign/planet archetypes, our Halloween costumes, Pixar depression, 90s lesbian fashion, Mojo Jojo, astrology apps, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Mike Kinsella of American Football + Owen. This week's advice: 1. What's the $30 astrology app y'all talk about? 2. I keep having bad luck and my daily horoscopes keep getting worse, how do I use astrology to steer me in the right direction? 3. Advice on dating someone with the same sun sign as you? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot
2019-10-2957 min
Dive Bar AstrologyUranus ft. Bittersweet MediaIn our sweet 16 ep we review Saturn, discuss the outer planets, get deep inside Uranus, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, The Parent Trap, Jeff Foxworthy, Ben Franklin, the Purge, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Jaclyn O'Connell of Philly-based company Bittersweet Media. This week's advice: 1. Do people with conflicting signs in their chart tend to be more stressed or tense? 2. Any advice on how to foster a DIY creative community near me? 3. I recently moved to a new place with my bf who is making friends, how do I find friends too and fit into my...
2019-10-2252 min
Dive Bar AstrologySaturn ft. Into It. Over It.This week we talk about Saturn, Amanda Bynes' vagina, the college admissions scandal, Beauty & the Beast, 50 Shades of Chris, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Evan Weiss of Chicago-based band Into It. Over It. This week's advice: 1. How do I move past the feeling of being incapable and inferior? 2. How do I stop being jealous in relationships? 3. I feel like I'm doing everything right but I still feel lost, what can I do? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jen...
2019-10-1551 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Elements ft. Hrishikesh HirwayCHRIS IS HOME FROM TOUR. This week we talk about the four Elements, pool jet orgasms, Rain-X, Jessica Rabbit, Chris' hypothetical murder podcast, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Hrishikesh Hirway of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and of musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors. This week's advice: 1. I'm 16 and stressed that I won't be motivated to work hard when I get older, how do I maintain my focus and goals? 2. I'm a triple Scorpio, am I doomed? 3. I've never dated an Earth sign and I want to, is it weird to...
2019-10-0853 min
Dive Bar AstrologyAdvice MarathonAnother advice marathon 4 u. Regular episodes return NEXT WEEK. This week's advice: 1. I was born early, does this impact my sun sign? 2. I'm frustrated with my own emotions, how can I nurture my moon? 3. My bf just moved away, how can I make my LDR work? 4. Does astrology influence your impressions of people? 5. How can I find balance in my work and creative life? 6. My antidepressants make it hard to feel anything, what should I do? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine
2019-10-0128 min
Dive Bar AstrologyGirls Night ft. Leah Wellbaum of SlothrustChris is still away on tour so Jess and Producer Jenny have a slumber party-style Girls Night, complete with face masks/pajamas/snacks, astrology review, gossip about hot people, + Jenny's List, featuring an Astro Probe with Leah Wellbaum of LA-based band Slothrust. This week's advice: 1. Should I move in w my partner or stay living w my parents? 2. I'm about to move in with my long time partner, what tips do you have? 3. I saw someone at a music store guess people's signs based on their guitar pedal choices, is this real or a sca...
2019-09-2449 min
Dive Bar AstrologyCo-Host RetrogradeThis week we SWAP ROLES. Chris teaches Jess about something he loves that she knows nothing about — Tom Cruise's Edge of Tomorrow (2014) — and this time we give Producer Jenny A MIC (despite her very tender sore throat), featuring an Astro Probe with Samira Winter of LA-based band Winter. This week's advice: 1. What is an N Node? And how do people with heavy Libra learn to stop focusing on pleasing everyone? 2. How can I learn to show emotion while still keeping things in harmony with others? 3. Jenny attempts to ask Jess and Chris for advice :/ We...
2019-09-1748 min
Dive Bar AstrologyJupiter ft. Adult MomThis week we talk Jupiter, Jess' ghost story, cat invasions, Boston terriers, letting ppl touch your lemons, emo Magellan, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Steph Knipe of Adult Mom. This week's advice: 1. The U.S. sucks, should I move to Canada? 2. How do I make things less awkward with one of my co-workers? 3. Is it worth continuing my long distance relationship if they won't commit? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Fa...
2019-09-1046 min
Dive Bar AstrologyMars ft. Illuminati HottiesThis week we talk Mars, candy bars, aphrodisiacs, Anchor Man, Winnie the Pooh, homeschool kids, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Sarah Tudzin of LA-based band Illuminati Hotties. This week's advice: 1. How many babies should I have? 2. I'm starting college, how do I survive and make friends? 3. Can Jess expand on how her brand of astrology isn't rooted in mysticism? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbo...
2019-09-0351 min
Dive Bar AstrologyVenus ft. Potty MouthThis week with an audience of live spiders we discuss Venus, gravitational embraces, Oedipus, Banksy, prog rock, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Ally Einbinder, bassist of LA based band Potty Mouth. This week's advice: 1. How can my wife and I relight the flame? 2. I landed my dream job but my bosses always fight and make my environment bad, what do I do? 3. Can we expect an astrology-themed prog rock album from Jess and Chris? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was pr...
2019-08-2748 min
Dive Bar AstrologyAdvice Marathon ft. FoxingThis week we take a break from teaching Chris astrology and launch our first advice marathon, featuring an Astro Probe with Conor Murphy, vocalist of St. Louis based bands Foxing and Smidley. This week's advice: 1. Does being born on the cusp of two signs bear much significance? 2. How do you stay hopeful about connecting with others? 3. My life feels like it's spiraling, where does it get better? 4. I don't like going to my gf's family parties, what do I do? 5. I have a good job that's adding to my resume but the env...
2019-08-2042 min
Dive Bar AstrologyMercuryThis week we discuss Mercury (including retrograde), Gen Z, immortality, Deadpool, + more. This week's advice: 1. How do you ask someone for their natal chart without it being weird? 2. How would astrology work if you were born on another planet? 3. Is it crazy to purchase someone else's birth certificate online to make their natal chart? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme song by Jess Abbott, Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs
2019-08-1348 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe List w/ Brittany AshleyThis week writer/comedian/actor Brittany Ashley joins us to discuss The List, where we look at the sun/moon signs of all our romantic partners and dissect our love patterns. We also introduce a NEW SEGMENT HEHE called Astro Probe, where we lightning round guests with 3 personal questions. This week's advice: 1. How do I find love in a dating app age? 2. How can I stop trauma bonding and start flirting/dating? 3. How do I keep things romantically casual? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine ...
2019-08-0647 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe MoonThis week we discuss the Moon, moms, the WB frog, Hooters, + more. This week's advice: 1. In new relationships, when is it necessary to bring up my ex-fiancé who left me for someone else? 2. I need a mattress for $400 or less, what should I get? 3. I recently discovered I am a Pisces-Aquarius cusp, what sort of changes should I make based on this information? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny Owen Youngs Art by Chris Farren Theme s...
2019-07-3050 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe Rising SignIn our third episode we discuss the Rising Sign (with the assistance of a maraca), Snooki, The Sopranos, classic rock bass lines, + more. This week's advice: 1. Every time I hang out with the person I've been seeing she wants to get drunk, but I want to try hanging out sober. What do I do? 2. What has helped you keep going when you've felt stuck? 3. When I talk to the girl I like my confidence is nowhere to be found, how do you build confidence? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrol...
2019-07-2346 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe 12 SignsIn our second episode we discuss the 12 signs and their corresponding vehicles, the number of udders a cow has, seeking retribution from your dentist, + more. This week's advice: 1. How do I get my therapist to stop bringing astrology into my sessions? 2. Do certain signs attract or repel other signs? 3. I'm in a depressive episode and usually chop trees down as self care but now they're all chopped down, what should I do? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast was produced by Jenny O...
2019-07-1548 min
Dive Bar AstrologyThe BasicsIn our first episode we discuss the natal chart, the Big 3, why we don't trust moms, Long John Silver's, our therapists, + more. This week's advice: 1. My significant other is flirting with someone else and I only know about it because I secretly read their texts 2. I have a crush on a guy at work and someone told me he's into me, should I make a move? 3. How do you stop loving someone who broke your spirit? Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine Astro Blast w...
2019-07-0948 min
Dive Bar AstrologyTrailer!!! for a new astrology + advice showAstro Blast is a new weekly podcast hosted by student of astrology Jess Abbott and hot guy Chris Farren. Each week Jess tries to get Chris into astrology, and together they give advice on life, love, and the stars above.
2019-06-1602 min