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Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 133: Elm Class HeroesIn this episode Ross does a Deep Dive into all things AI Related for makers and content creators. In this week’s episode we Dive deep into AIColton adds lime to his fajitasJess asks where does all of the time go?Ross takes us on a wild AI adventure.
2026-02-061h 21Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 132: A Flock Of SassafrasGood morning ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking and welcome aboard Beat Around the Bench Airlines flight 132 with nonstop service to Sassafras Country. Were cruising at an altitude of pure woodworking knowledge with your flight crew Jess Colton and Ross. Flight time today covers espresso machines hand tool techniques cutting board construction and sassafras wood discussion. Seatbelts fastened dust masks in upright position as we prepare for departure.First up on beverage service were talking coffee and espresso. Colton got himself an espresso machine for Christmas brewing cappuccinos every morning. Two ounces...
2026-01-302h 02Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 131: Blue Osage CultSTEP RIGHT UP FOLKS FOR EPISODE 131 OF BEAT AROUND THE BENCHThats right ladies and gentlemen we got your hosts Jess Colton and Ross serving up the finest woodworking podcast this side of the Mississippi and theyre diving deep into Osage orange wood like you never heard before. Blue Osage Cult baby because nothing says rock and roll like dense hardwood that weighs more than your anvil.You want vegetables with that? Course you do. These boys are talking broccoli preparation brussels sprouts cooked in bacon grease with pancetta...
2026-01-231h 45Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 130: Barenaked LarchEpisode 130 Barenaked Larch - A Critical Review★★★★½What a remarkable evening at the podcast theater! This latest production from the Beat Around the Bench ensemble masterfully blends botanical education with culinary discourse while maintaining an absurdist comedy undercurrent that would make Beckett weep into his sawdust.The opening act establishes dramatic tension with a philosophical inquiry into larch itself, revealing it as a deciduous conifer that bears cones yet sheds its needles in autumn. When Jess delivers his deadpan observation that his toenails do that sometimes, we enter a s...
2026-01-161h 46Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 129: Fountains of WengeIn a world where Staceys mom has got it going on and one hit wonders reign supreme the crew unleashes the ultimate debate about fake bands that never existed but rocked harder than reality itself from Matt Damons legendary Euro Trip performance of Scotty Doesnt Know to Tom Hanks timeless That Thing You Do these fictional musicians changed the game foreverThree men face their greatest challenge yet choosing their favorite pasta as Colton demands the heat with spicy Cajun linguine loaded with fat noodles while Ross drops culinary wisdom bombs...
2026-01-091h 58Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 128: Bowling For SpruceJess makes his triumphant return after an amazing Puerto Rico vacation where he spent days laying by the pool eating taking naps and exploring the islands and he worked until 745 PM then drove an hour to make it to the podcast recording because he is a true championThe crew dives into Puerto Rico real estate opportunities where Jess discovered you can live in downtown San Juan for just a thousand bucks a month in a two story apartment or buy one and rent the bottom to a business while living upstairs which is...
2025-12-191h 51Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 126: Alanis Mortise-SetThe guys agree that Alanis Mortise Set might be the best episode title so far and kick off Thanksgiving week with Colton already up in Tioga at his in laws place chopping wood and doing horse stuff while Jess is staying local because they have a big trip planned for early DecemberRoss reveals his Thanksgiving menu game is next level with a 12 to 14 hour Cajun smoked turkey using mesquite wood and injecting flavor underneath the skin like turkey Botox plus a 14 pound brisket and he shares his third favorite which is Greek style...
2025-11-281h 38Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 125: Taking Back SapeleThe crew kicks off with an epic hot sauce showdown where Jess reveals his new number one favorite is Lolas hot sauce especially the regga original which is absolutely insane on tacos and their ghost pepper version which is surprisingly not too crazy hot because it is mostly jalapenos with some ghost pepper and has this amazing smoky flavor that he discovered when Dixies was going out of business at 95 percent offColton shares his love for Marie Sharp Belizean heat habanero hot sauce because it has enough kick to get you going but...
2025-11-2150 minBeat Around The Bench PodcastEp 124: Cage the EcalyptusThe crew welcomes special guest Chad Schimmel from Turners Warehouse who Colton literally ran into by accident when he called their shop at 450 PM on one of his last days in Arizona and they were still waiting for the mail so he got to tour the whole facility and meet Chad who has been using the mullet technique ever sinceChad shares his incredible journey from being a woodturner hobbyist in Arizona to building a full time business and eventually starting Turners Warehouse which specializes in everything woodturning with a focus on pens and...
2025-11-141h 24Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 123: Florence & The MahoganyThe crew starts off talking about Florence and the Machine and how Dog Days Are Over was that one massive hit that everyone has heard but might not realize who sings it which leads to some fun nostalgia about early 2010s musicJess shares an incredible story about a Mexican TikToker who started with just 700 dollars in his pocket living in his car and now travels to all 50 states reviewing tacos and burritos with his cousin while helping small businesses by buying hundreds of tacos and creating massive community events with DJs and thousands...
2025-11-072h 01Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 122: House Of PineThe guys kick things off with some hilarious memories about House of Pain's Jump Around and how it became the ultimate party anthem at college house parties and even makes entire stadiums literally shake at University of Wisconsin football gamesHalloween candy showdown gets real as the crew debates their favorites from Snickers and Reese's to the controversial Almond Joy while Colton defends his love of coconut in everything including coconut water which leads to some serious trash talk about candy corn being the worst Halloween candy ever invented...
2025-10-312h 03Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 121: Wu Teak ClanJess, Colton and Ross kick things off with a hilarious deep dive into their favorite food bowls, from Mexican rice bowls to Mediterranean cauliflower shawarma, proving that woodworkers know their way around both a workshop and a kitchenThe guys get real about plywood selection for cabinet making and why choosing the right material can make or break your project, especially when you're dealing with painted versus stained finishesColton shares his journey setting up a proper workshop space and the challenges of organizing tools when you're constantly moving between job sites and home projects...
2025-10-242h 02Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 119: Hootie & The Bubinga• Salad showdown opens with Greek salads loaded with gyro meat competing against Caesar dressing anchovy mysteries while coleslaw divides the group between vinegar-based Carolina styles and mayonnaise-heavy Southern versions plus jalapeño variations that actually work• New Patreon spotlight welcomes Greg Wally from Plat Valley Woodworks to the supporter family while Colton battles Centerpoint Energy over pole installations requiring five-foot holes through thick lake mud and mysterious wire connections nobody wants to hook up• Hurricane aftermath projects consume Jess with AC line covers running through townhouse garages after saltwater corroded underground Freon lines plus custom Kohler...
2025-09-262h 03Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 118: Little Birch Town• Chocolate confessions launch the show with dark chocolate sea salt pretzels competing against chocolate peanut butter fudge brownies while Jess describes Halloween ghost cupcakes involving Oreos with orange filling and brownie mix creating spooky treats that impressed his wife Ashley's seasonal decoration obsession• Baby Charlie steals the spotlight making surprise camera appearances during Colton's solo dad duties while Crystal attends Dancing with the Stars watch parties forcing impromptu childcare negotiations and witching hour bottle battles that threaten podcast completion• Texas Woodworking Festival discoveries blow Colton's mind with Air Weights vacuum tables featuring customizable grid systems that s...
2025-09-191h 39Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 117: Cherry Poppin' Daddies• Fried food fantasies launch the show with cheese curds versus spicy chicken sandwiches while Jess drops knowledge about fried lasagna rolls from Dirty Dick's Crab House and Ross explores Scotch eggs plus Italian arancini balls from county fair adventures featuring fried butter on sticks• Dovetail precision becomes the star as Ross tackles twelve jewelry cabinet drawers using his trusty 1998 Porter Cable router with digital calipers providing perfect setup measurements while dealing with a customer who switched from fabric lining to marble slabs requiring three-quarter inch plywood upgrades• Mouse invasion reaches critical levels with six critters discov...
2025-09-121h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 116: The Black Butt Keys• Crustacean talk kicks things off with crawfish boils described as eating cockroaches from ditches while Ross discovers Virginia Beach crab cakes the size of baseballs with zero filler that make landlocked Chicagoland versions look like sad breadcrumb sandwiches• Colton finally pulls the trigger on shop electricity after writing Centerpoint a check though the five to eight week wait has him considering temporary power solutions while exploring contractor work with SWE homes and reconnecting with Rick who just dropped thirteen grand on a laser cleaning machine that can strip paint off drywall across the room• Poison ivy be...
2025-09-051h 53Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 115: Blackwood Sabbath• Frozen dessert dreams kick off the show with Mexican coconut ice cream bars rocket pops and fruit puree sticks because nothing says Labor Day weekend like arguing about which popsicle reigns supreme while your hands get covered in sugary goo• Fall prep mode officially activated as the guys discuss seasonal shop changes with Ross dealing with spider and critter invasions while Jess gets excited about cooler weather meaning longer work hours and Colton planning material stock ups for the holiday rush• Pest control becomes a real topic when Colton introduces dirt daubers to Ross who has ne...
2025-08-291h 35Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 114: Lignum Vitae Beethoven• Jess makes his glorious comeback after getting knocked down by heat exhaustion that turned into full exorcist mode puking for 24 hours plus dealing with a plumbing leak that delayed recording because Florida construction never goes according to plan• Sushi talk gets deep with grocery store Publix five dollar Wednesday deals and the eternal debate about cream cheese in sushi rolls while Ross admits he goes for the over the top dynamite and firecracker rolls instead of simple sashimi• Colton shares the heartwarming yet heartbreaking story of his grandfather passing away peacefully at 87 after one final FaceTi...
2025-08-221h 52Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 112: Jimmy Eat Willow• Colton calls in from a Georgia Starbucks during his epic road trip back to Houston after inheriting his late grandfather's tools and a sweet John Deere riding mower from his grandmother's log cabin in the mountains• The guys share stories about amazing meals from totally unexpected places including life changing biscuits from a Georgia gas station, incredible Cuban food hidden in a Florida flea market, and mind blowing Indian cuisine from Rapid City South Dakota• Ross finally gets his CNC machine up and running but admits he needs digital calipers and a touch...
2025-08-081h 16Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 111: Ironwood MaidenHere's a fun summary of Episode 111 "Ironwood Maiden" from the Beat Around the Bench podcast:Seafood talk revealed Ross has a shellfish allergy that kicks in after handling more than a pound causing massive hand swelling but still loves Baja tacos blackened redfish and Greek bronzino while Colton goes for rare tuna steaks and Jess craves lobster crab shrimp pasta with creamy tomato sauceJess survived the hottest day on record in Tampa while building his fence throwing up twice from heat exhaustion and losing hearing in one ear but managed to complete the project with neighbors saving twenty...
2025-08-011h 39Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 110: Sycamore Of A DownColton crushed his metal roof installation project getting thick 26 gauge material for forty four percent savings over Home Depot prices by negotiating in Spanish with his materialist place and completing the whole job in just two or three daysThe new Huffman shop is taking shape with plans for a square garage layout that will provide better wall utilization and center space plus discussions about adding a massive pole barn workshop with concrete floors and big ass fans for ventilationPower planning became a major topic as Colton explores running electricity to the shop either aerial or underground with potential for installing...
2025-07-251h 17Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 109: Balsa II MenFood talk kicked off with favorite pasta dishes featuring Jess loving lobster lasagna and steak gorgonzola pasta while Ross schooled everyone on orecchiette pronunciation and shared that Barilla has Spotify playlists timed perfectly for cooking each pasta typeJess struggled through another brutal week including failed coquina shell stucco work that had the customer's wife gasping and walking away after just one wall plus dealing with electrical problems and eight foot six mahogany doors that needed refinishingRoss finally finished his nightmare pocket door project that took nine years to complete properly and built a gorgeous walnut cabinet with traditional dovetail joinery...
2025-07-181h 16Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 108: Nine Ipe NailsBig baby news as Colton and Crystal welcomed little Charlotte into the world weighing in at eight pounds one ounce and twenty two inches long with Colton getting hands on experience cutting the cord and helping with deliveryBaby Charlie sparked some hilarious woodworking connections including discovering baby nail rotary tools that work just like Dremels and hospital bassinets that reminded Colton of motorcycle lift workbenchesRoss finally delivered his table from hell project that turned into an absolute nightmare costing him thousands in CNC work and ending with a customer who refused to pay the remaining twenty four hundred dollarsThe infamous...
2025-07-111h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 107: Deep PurpleheartRoss just returned from a blazing hot New York City vacation where temperatures hit 102 degrees for three days straight making 74 degree Chicago weather feel almost chilly when he got back homeEpisode title Deep Purple Heart came from listener Lee Drummond of Dusted Knuckle Woodworks who suggested awesome band name wood species combinations and this one was absolutely perfectColton spotted his neighbor Mo using a completely insane setup with a table saw blade mounted on a weed eater edger attachment which screams OSHA violation but apparently works great for cutting small treesMoving madness continues as Colton is exactly one week away...
2025-06-2754 minBeat Around The Bench PodcastEp 106: The Beech BoysThe trio dove headfirst into cheese heaven, debating everything from snacking favorites (smoked gouda and sharp cheddar winning) to grilled cheese perfection, with Jess championing pepper jack for turkey sandwiches and everyone agreeing fake American cheese rules for grilled cheese.Colton shared major life updates from his move to the countryside outside Houston, complete with deer rescues, flooded shop plans, and last-minute prep for baby arrival while still renovating both the new homestead and old house for sale.Jess vented about contractor headaches and door installation nightmares, including grinding concrete to fit doors and dealing with subs who claim they...
2025-06-131h 58Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 105: Alder In ChainsThe guys kicked things off with an epic potato discussion where Ross shared his genius combo of mashed potatoes with Gruyere cheese and tzatziki sauce while Colton described his wild Aloha Slut Potato creation on the griddleRoss got himself a brand new GMC Sierra 1500 truck and the crew dove deep into vehicle upgrades including tonneau covers bed extenders and roof racks with plenty of practical tips for truck ownersShop organization became a major topic as Ross spent his weekend completely rearranging his workspace for better efficiency and material flow which got everyone talking about the best ways to set up...
2025-05-301h 53Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 104: Redwood Chili PeppersThe gang kicked off with a mouth-watering breakfast food challenge, debating favorites from Waffle House concoctions (Jess's infamous "slop on a plate") to fancy Eggs Benedict, with Ross revealing breakfast restaurants are cash cows due to cheap ingredients and high margins.Colton shared updates on his uncle's DIY sawmill project and his camper shell paint job at his father-in-law's auto body shop, noting surprising similarities between furniture restoration and auto body work.Jess walked us through his current kitchen cabinet installation in a metal-stud condo, ranting about challenging blind corner cabinets and the pros/cons of dark blue cabinet finishes...
2025-05-232h 05Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 103: Alien Ash FarmThe Boys dive into their favorite chicken recipes - from beer can chicken with lime juice tricks to perfectly crispy chicken parm - before jumping into their latest woodworking projects and workshop adventures.Ross shares his creative repair solution for a customer's sentimental checkerboard, using wood glue mixed with sawdust and stain to fill gaps while preserving the original character made by the customer's father.The woodworkers debate the best approaches for repairing heirloom furniture pieces, with all agreeing that preserving original character matters more than technical perfection when dealing with sentimental...
2025-05-161h 33Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 102: 30 Seconds To MapleThe guys kick things off with donut preferences, where Ross introduces the Italian "Bambaloni" with dipping sauces, Colton reveals his love for what he grew up calling "bear claws" (actually apple fritters), and Jess champions sour cream cake donuts and Bavarian cream Long Johns.Colton dishes about his house adventures, detailing plans for his pier and beam home's crawl space improvements, including spray foam insulation and blocking to distribute weight better. The crew strongly advises hiring professionals for spray foam work rather than attempting DIY.The gang dives into shop setup talk...
2025-05-091h 49Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 100: PADUAK! At The DiscoEPISODE 100: PADUK AT THE DISCOThe woodworking trio celebrates their milestone 100th episode with personal updates and a nostalgic look back at how the podcast has changed their lives, from building meaningful connections in the maker community to weathering personal storms togetherJess shares stories from his chaotic construction business—including a ceiling nearly collapsing—while showing off his brand new "Beast" tile saw purchased for tackling those trendy floor-to-ceiling fireplace renovationsColton reveals his impressive stair renovation project, prompting a spirited discussion about potential side hustles and the untapped goldmine of custom carpentry work for Houston homeownersRoss walks listeners thro...
2025-04-182h 00Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 99: Aspen AlexandriaDuo Episode Alert! Jess and Colt take the reins without Ross this week, reminiscing about past woodworking trivia questions while Colt shares his latest home renovation adventures with floors and stairs.Mind-Blowing 3D Printing Factory Tour! Jess takes us behind the scenes at Florida's largest 3D printing facility, featuring 25-foot robot arms that can extend fully while carrying 750 pounds with mind-boggling precision.Woodworker Business Reality Check! The guys dive into critical self-assessment questions every shop owner should ask themselves - from proper pricing and quality standards to avoiding burnout and establishing systems.Paint Disaster Averted! Colt's hilarious carpet...
2025-04-111h 42Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 98: Fall Oak BoySoup, Shop Talk, Scribing, and Whiskey Wisdom!This week, we're diving into a delicious food segment, catching up on shop projects, nerding out over tools, and taking a sip of whiskey knowledge. If you're a woodworker or DIY enthusiast, you'll love this episode!Soup's On! Jess kicks us off with a mouth-watering discussion about homemade soups, from a rich beef stew to the exotic New Orleans-style Yakamine. Fuel up for those shop projects! Jess's Shop Hustle: Jess gives us the lowdown on balancing personal projects with helping out at the b...
2025-04-041h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 97: Rage Against The MesquitePizza Toppings Debate: The hosts discuss their favorite pizza toppings and styles, including Chicago deep dish, tavern-style thin crust, and unique combinations like Hawaiian with jalapeños. Ross shares his spicy buffalo sauce drizzle preference, while Jess favors Italian sausage, mushrooms, and black olives.Woodworking Projects: Ross delivers a custom tub table but faces challenges with epoxy and stain compatibility. He also prepares samples for a potential Shoshigibon table project. Jess works on an entertainment center and a Nike-themed facade for a women’s basketball event, while Colton tears down his paint booth and plans a move.
2025-03-281h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 94: Creedence Clairo Walnut RevivalSeason 3, Baby! – The crew kicks off a new season, somehow still uncanceled, despite their best efforts. With 94 episodes down, they’re basically the Joe Rogan Experience of woodworking—minus the UFC tangents.WorkbenchCon Recap – Colton and Ross return from WorkbenchCon 2025, where networking was hot, the whiskey was flowing, and the attendance… well, let’s just say it was "exclusive" this year. Also, Jess wasn’t there, making it 37% less chaotic.The Jeopardy! That Wasn’t – The team hosted a trivia showdown, complete with malfunctioning mics and squeaky dog toys as buzzers. If you’ve ever wanted to hear...
2025-03-071h 22Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 87: Wood Pulp FictionIn this week’s episode Ross rejoins the Frey
Jess goes deep on Wood from Big Sky Country
Colton almost fires his lead
Ross preps for an off road adventure
#woodworking #bigskycountry #montana #customers
2025-01-101h 49Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 86: Harry Poplar and the Sourcerer's CypressIn this week’s episode Colton Drive the Ship as Ross is
MIA
- Colton Refinishes 2 pool tables
- Jess takes us on a tour of Tool Companies History
- Ross is the silent partner
#woodworking #DIY #makerspodcast #history #tools
2025-01-031h 34Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 81: Crouching Tiger, Hidden DogwoodIn this week’s episode we gab it up like ladies who lunch
Jess takes us on a magical movie trivia foray
Colton makes his first Samurai Santa
Ross plays around with paint guns
#woodworking #makerspodcast #movietrivia #samuraisanta
2024-11-161h 21Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 81: Crouching Tiger, Hidden DogwoodIn this week’s episode we gab it up like ladies who lunch
Jess takes us on a magical movie trivia foray
Colton makes his first Samurai Santa
Ross plays around with paint guns
#woodworking #makerspodcast #movietrivia #samuraisanta
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2024-11-151h 21Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 79: The Balsa Witch ProjectIn this week’s episode we Do like the cast of Disney’s Mulan and “Get Down To Business”
You Won’t Belize Where Colton Was
Jess takes one small step away, and one giant leap for his shop
Ross was visited by the 3 ghosts of Drywall Spirits
#woodworking #travel #drywall #ghosting #makerspodcast
2024-11-011h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 78: So I Married An Ash MurdererIn this week’s episode we get back to what we do best
Colton Gives us the rundown on everything Maker Camp
Jess went ahead and “fixed the glitch” with Milton
Ross makes R&C Shop History with his spalted maple table
#makercamp #HurricaneMilton #CustomFurniture #MakersPodcast #ShopUpdate
2024-10-181h 26Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 77: Fear And Loathing In Lignum VitaeIn this week’s episode we have Nimo of Nemo’s Power Tools and The Grabo
Nimo takes us through his industry changing technology
Jess cleans up and Braces for Impact
Ross heeds his own advice to work smarter, not harder
#cooltools #technology #worksmarternotharder #MakersPodcast #Woodworking
2024-10-1153 minBeat Around The Bench PodcastEp 76: The Beech LabowskiIn this week’s episode we go deep down the Shark-nado rabbit hole
Jess see’s all of his work washed away
Colton talks about Lacquer being a booger
Ross goes into overdrive on productivity
#hurricanehelene #woodworking #finishing #productivity
2024-10-041h 48Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 74: The Devil Wears Panga PangaIn this week’s episode we dive deep into the ups and down of working in your passion
Colton discusses getting nutted in his whiskey
Jess talks about going to a Mexican Shoe Store
Ross gives instructions on how to get Just The Tip sharp
#fashionweek #burnout #mentalhealth #sharpening #woodworking
2024-09-131h 35Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 73: Dude, Where's My Cumaru?In this week’s episode we pop India’s Cherry-wood
Colton es MUY Guapo en Español Progresso
Jess does a deep dive into the depths of our woodworking knowledge
Ross finally empties his shop of strings and things
#spanish #woodworking #handtools #luthier #makerspodcast
2024-09-061h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 72: Cocobolo of SolaceIn this week’s episode we have some gratitude with attitude
Colton flexes his hand tool knowledge
Jess nears the finish line at home
Ross plays the State Capital game to no avail
#gratitude #attitude #Woodworking #statecapitals #Politics
2024-08-301h 44Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 71: Wayne's-Cotting WorldIn this week’s episode we…Houston, We have a problem….
- Ross crashes colton’s shop
- Jess is tired beyond his years
- Colton searches for the ass in his glass
#Houston #ShopVisit #FriendsInWood #MakersPodcast #Whiskey
2024-08-231h 18Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 70: Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagbarked MeOn this week's episode we discuss the benefits of employees
- Colton sends his employee to the whoscow
- Jess sends his crew packing
- Ross has a brutal time with geometry
#manager #employees #teamwork #woodwork #geometry
2024-08-161h 39Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 69: Basic In-StinkwoodIn this week’s episode we have Alabama Papa Chad as a guest
Chad drops some knowledge on metal work vs woodwork
Colton accidentally tackles a 10
Jess does his best Pat Sayjak Impression
Ross had enough nuggets for a 6 piece meal
#woodwork #welding #metalwork #whiskey #nuggets
2024-08-091h 19Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 68: 10 Things I Hate About EucalyptusIn this week’s episode we go swimming around in some educational notes
Colton asks about spooky dookies at work
Jess drops some knowledge bombs on plaster and gypsum
Ross slows it down and enjoys working his wood with hand tools
#Drywall #DIY #Knowledgeispower #Woodworking
2024-08-021h 25Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 67: There's Something About MahuhuOn this week's episode we discuss the spoils of Mahuhu
- Colton does a jig with his new peg leg
- Jess screws his tire twice
- Ross has a third encore with his guitar
#piratelife #pegleg #blowout #tirefire #encore #guitar #woodworking
2024-07-261h 44Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 66: A Lime Tree of Their OwnIn this week’s episode we dive deep into personnel management
Colton surprises us with Mini Dowels
Jess loses his cool in the summer heat
Ross wishes he was more moist in his shop
#Management #OfficePolitics #Moist #SummerHeat
2024-07-191h 27Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 65: Good Will Hemlock
In this week’s episode we keep things short and sweet
Colton Came To Rock You Like a Hurricane
Jess Shares His Love of Trailers
Ross gets tangled up in Whiskey and Customer Service
#Hurricane #ShopTips #SummerShop #WorkSmarter
2024-07-1245 minBeat Around The Bench PodcastEp 64: The Snakewood RedemptionIn this week’s episode we discuss the pitfalls of having employees
Colton blows a gasket
Jess tells a tale about Anaconda Negras
Ross keeps on moving right along
#woodworking #bosslife #hustle #AnacondaDontWantNone #DIY
2024-06-281h 23Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 63: Robin Hood: Prince of TeakOn this week's episode we get back in the saddle with the
Three Amigos
- Ross Shares stories of his travels
- Colton Brings Home An Unexpected Surprise
- Jess has big news for short people
#newhome #LGBTQ+ #Travel #Woodwork #MakersPodcast
2024-06-211h 55Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 61: The Sisterhood of the Traveling PaduakIn this week’s episode we discuss how to avoid burn out
Colton Sobs Like a Little Girl
Jess has become the sensei
Ross is plucking around on some guitars
#burnout #mentalhealth #woodworking #MakersPodcast #Jackassery
2024-06-071h 39Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 60: Men In Black CherryIn this week’s episode we Hash out some issues in the work place
Colton Drops the hammer on his Señors
Jess gets his frustrations out about his work setup
Ross is just happy to be here…
#workplacevibes #coworkers #Woodworking #happyplace
2024-05-311h 38Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 59: Top Gun - MahoganyOn this week's episode we have Nap of the Sawdust Nation Podcast
- He sets the world on fire in Trivia
- Ross walks away from it all
- Jess saves the day
- Colton shares his love of mammary glands
#sawdustnation #podcasters #woodworking #makerspodcast #trivia
2024-05-241h 48Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 58: Dances With WalnutOn this week's episode we hash out some deep debates
- Colton gets stood up
- Ross goes deep down a dark rabbet hole of assembly
- Jess has a beef with people who have no beef
#mentallytough #fightthrough #Woodworking #MakersPodcast #WheresTheBeef
2024-05-171h 52Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 57: Deciduous Forrest GumpIn this week’s episode we dive deep into managing a team and getting the most out of them
Colton preps for a visit from OSHA at his new job
Jess has beef with Home Depot
Ross springs a round of “Either Or” on the guys
#teamwork #OSHA #DIY #Woodwork #Makers #Gameshow
2024-05-102h 00Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 56: Gone With The Wind In The WillowsIn this week’s episode we have Eric Curtis of EnCurtis as a guest
Eric goes deep on some tree anatomy
Colton makes a woman cry over her armoire
Jess tells us why Australia is the best out there
Ross tussles with the Metric System
#finewoodworking #handtools #Australia #MetricSystem #Makers #Woodworking
2024-05-031h 55Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 55: The Lord of the Growth Rings: The Return of the KnotsIn this week’s episode we Nerd out on all things Mechanical
Jess cuts deep while talking about saws
Colton sets some MUY Furiouso goals en Espanol
Ross gets overwhelmed by the masses
#shopgoals #saws #knowyourcraft #woodworking #makerspodcast
2024-04-261h 56Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 54: Beauty And The BubingaIn this week’s episode we get down and dirty with some finishing jargon
Jess wonders how some people make it through the world
Colton gets fresh with Dr D-R-E
Ross puts his own spin onto a classic Disney film
#woodworking #hiphop #nugget #disneyspinoff #itstartedhere
2024-04-191h 49Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 53: The 40yr Old Virgin Northern HardwoodIn this week’s episode we reconnect with each other after being gone for a bit
Jess shares some thoughts on Building a Boat
Colton shares some BIG news
Ross wishes he had a double bevel…
#woodworking #building #career
2024-04-121h 44Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 50: Pirates of the Caribbean RosewoodIn this week’s episode we plunder booty with the Pirates abroad
Jess pretends to be Alex Trebeck
Colton gets figged up with his Paw Paw
Ross got his freaky deaky on about Elm
#smallbusiness #woodworking #maximizingefficiency
2024-03-221h 22Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 49: Snakewoods On A PlaneIn this week’s episode we have Lindsay from Wood Brain as a Guest
Lindsay shares some tips and tricks to becoming a full time content creator
Jess teaches us all about going down under with black butt
Colton gets carried away by Big John Coffee
Ross was swash buckling with a community Chad
#maker #woodworking #blackbutt #whiskey
2024-03-151h 25Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 48: Don't Be A Menace to Sunken Cyprus While Drinkin' Ya Juice in Da HoodIn this week’s episode we set out goals on the year ahead
Jess Asks us about the Ebony and Ivory in the world
Colton was the crowned Champion of Workbench Con
Ross Climbs in Bed With the Enemy
#Year2 #Season2 #NewBeginning #Woodworking #Makers #WorkbenchCon
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2024-03-081h 46Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp 47: The Boondock SaintsIn this week’s episode we reflect on the year that’s passed
Colton show’s us how he’s grown
Jess tells us about how he’s soft and woody
Ross fantasizes about Dragon’s Blood
#woodworking #makers #workbenchcon #woodoftheweek #whiskey #reflection #growth
2024-03-011h 22Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 46: The Long Kiss GoodnightOn this week's episode we get right with the our maker(s)
- Colton Nearly Loses a digit
- Ross has to eat crow and epoxy
- Jess takes us back to the dawn of civilization
#workbenchcon #makerspodcast #woodworking #handtools #craftsmanship
2024-02-231h 25Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 45: Sudden DeathIn this week’s episode we hosted Dennis Walker of Alpha One Carpentry
Jess takes us on a wild Trivia Adventure
Dennis Tells us about his days riding the rails
Colton falls asleep at the wheel
Ross finishes like a champion!
#woodworking #makerspodcast #podcasting #construction #DIY
2024-02-161h 37Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 44: The Last Boy ScoutIn this week’s episode we check in with our traveling friend
Colton snowboards down a volcano like Jackie Chan
Ross gets his woodworking mojo back
Jess tells us about how the wood is hard in SouthEast Asia
#makerspodcast #woodwork #woodworking #travel #wood #joinery #hardwood #snowboard #volcano
2024-02-091h 33Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 43: Last Action HeroIn this week’s episode we do a full court press with one month leading up to WBC
Jess brings a fungus among us
Ross plays with his vegetables
Colton busts open some coconuts with some Mennonites
#woodworking #workbenchcon #makerspodcast #woodwork #worksmarternotharder #trivia #vegetables #mennonites #fungus
2024-02-021h 09Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 42: Rush HourIn this weeks episode we get our freak nasty on in each of our own way:
- Jess busts it over trees
- Colton gets his stank on
- Ross achieves perfection on his carpenters dream
#woodworking #makerspodcast #fruittrees #worksmarternotharder #discover #trivia
2024-01-261h 40Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 41: SpeedIn this week’s episode we bring in Nick Toga of Design is Blank
Nick talks about Graphic Design and flicking off Mickey Mouse
Colton starts drinking with Slipknot
Jess have a revolution revelation
Ross gets slab happy
#design #woodwork #woodworking #makerspodcast #mickeymouse #slipknot #revolution #slabfurniture #podcast
2024-01-191h 38Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 39: The Temple of DoomIn this week’s episode we kick off the new year with a bang
We each share our shop goals for 2024
Colton nearly loses a digit
Jess gets trolled hard
Ross agrees to build a $5k coffee table
#Woodworking #MakersPodcast #Makers #Podcast #Jackassery #trolling #shopgoals
2024-01-051h 36Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 37: CommandoIn this week’s episode we get into the holiday spirit with a final push before Christmas.
Colton’s Abysses makes the butt-hole fonder
Jess becomes “quick draw McGraw” and sets a new land speed record
And Ross Hangs out with Degenerates
All of that an more is in store for you!
#Happyholidays #MerryChristmas #Podcast #MakersPodcast #MakersSpace #Woodwork #Woodworking #Jackassery #GoodTimes
2023-12-222h 03Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 36: Road HouseIn this week’s episode we got back to basics by covering what’s going on in our shops.
Jess goes off the deep end with Lasers and Sharks
Colton asks us all to watch our corn holes
And Ross sings his woes about having too much work on his plate
#makerspodcast #woodwork #woodworking #jackassery #makers #creaters #holidaypush #Xmas #christmasrush #christmas
2023-12-152h 12Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 34: The Last CrusadeIn this episode, we are joined by Mr. Matthew Girouard of The Wooden Mustache. Like his name would lead you to believe, he's well versed in all things "facial hair" related. He takes us down a rabbit hole of possibilities. Jess doesn't mind a bit of hair in his mouth, Colton is rudely awakened by his Rye and Ross gives some sage-like advice about how "not" to talk to your wife.
#mustache #facialhair #makers #woodworking #woodwork #podcast #makerspodcast #whiskey #ryewhiskey #worksmarternotharder #holidays #presents #IndianaJones #DisneyMovie
2023-12-011h 50Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 33 1/3: The Naked TruthIn this episode we have Jeff Henke of Makers_Way in OKC. We discuss furniture, business sense, Colton farts in a space suit, Jess plays "quiz master" and Ross brings the butter and donuts.
#Woodworking #MakersPodcast #Makers #Podcast #Woodwork #Furniture #MidCenturyModernFurniture #CustomFurniture #NudistCamp #DonutTrick #SpaceSuitFart
2023-11-241h 22Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 32: The RockIn this episode we get back to basics and find out whats going on in everyones shop. Jess unloads about some cabinets, Colton talks about Christmas Reindeer and Ross has to reinvent the table.
#woodwork #woodworking #cabinets #intheshop #christmas #reindeer #eskimotraditions
2023-11-171h 48Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 30: Invasion USAIn this episode we host Ryan Cochrane, the former 2 time Olympian turned woodworker. He's a self proclaimed "epoxy guy" and his favorite book is the Kama Sutra.
We also learn about Jess' woodworking classes, Colton's Macho Man Randy Savage Impression and that Ross has a thing for Single Malt Scotch with a story.
2023-11-032h 05Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 29: Escape From LAIn this episode we entertain Daniel Dunlap of Another Woodshop Podcast. Colton tells us about his Ex-Con Mother-in-law, Jess plays Alex Trabeck and Ross drops an F-bomb.
2023-10-271h 30Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 27: CliffhangerIn this episode Jess discovers his true passion of exposing his "knowledge" to others, Colton plays in the mud with other makers and Ross gets boxed in. Join in on the fun and good times in this thrilling episode.
#woodworking #makers
2023-10-131h 36Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 25: Total RecallIn this episode Colton contemplates the future of ColtCrit, Ross has to use mini tools and Jess plays with his box.
2023-09-291h 48Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 24: Lethal WeaponIn this episode Colton presses his luck asking about sanding, Jess becomes the quiz-master and Ross gets confused about what to do with his mechanic.
2023-09-221h 51Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 23: Con AirIn this episode, we are joined by Craig Paulsen of Bourbon Moth. He's the one REALLY doing all the work for Jason. Also, Jess decides if he likes any of us or not, Colton plays with puppies and Ross stands his ground!
2023-09-151h 47Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 22: Deuces WildIn this episode we do a deep dive on essential tools to start up a shop. We Colton explains about how to pick the right fowl for the occasion, Jess enjoys his coffee au-natural and Ross goes bowling for the kids.
2023-09-081h 43Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 21: Point BreakOn this episode Colton has an affirmation, Jess learns about managing people and Ross admits he's afraid of Colton's Wife in the Octagon.
2023-09-012h 00Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 20: The ExpendablesIn this episode we mourn the passing of Bubs the Duck, Jess takes some PTO, Colton goes deep with his VR, Ross learns he's a God amongst gaming men and Adam Goetsch joins us!
2023-08-251h 48Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 19: DesperadoIn this episode, Jess goes on a deep dive into small business growth, Colton decides he would prefer the intimacy of his Dog over a cocktail and Ross brings back all of the 90's classic Jams!
2023-08-181h 34Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 18: Raw DealIn this episode, we have Mr Luke Capasso who is a well know tradesman, comedian and slightly above average gigolo. Come join in on the fun as Colton learns the true cost of helping vagrants, Jess turns on the internet and Ross learns how to impress the ladies with scaled furniture.
2023-08-111h 27Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 17: Demolition ManIn this week's episode Colton grapples with a duck, Jess plays Panda and Ross was horsing around.
2023-08-041h 52Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 16: BloodsportAfter a much needed by-week, we're back and better than ever! In this episode, Jess drops some truth bombs, Colton Bites off more than he can chew and Ross gets fired.
2023-07-281h 38Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 14: The Sea WolfIn this episode we answer listeners questions, Jess plays Ikea maker, Colton has a realization about how profits work and Ross toots his own horn.
2023-07-071h 45Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 10: Clear and Present DangerIn this episode Colton comes home from walkabout, Ross spontaneously combusts and Jess polishes his Mahoohoo.
2023-07-061h 01Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 13: Under SiegeIn this episode Jess brings in a new employee, Colton learns about Russion Geography and Ross compares Black Walnut to SPAM.
2023-06-301h 27Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 9: Delta ForceCome join in on the fun as Jess gets a half chub, Colton goes on walkabout and Ross explores the reaches of the Dusty fart kingdom.
2023-06-0255 minBeat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 8: Red HeatColton goes on a deep dive in his inner soul, Jess tells us about his experience with Grinder and Ross Nails an antique...table
2023-05-261h 50Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp. 7: Nowhere to RunJess is "High Maintenance", Colton learns about the joys of electricity and Ross goes all "Bill Nye" up in here.
2023-05-191h 37Beat Around The Bench PodcastEp. 6 The Meanest Men in the WestIn this episode Jess discovers Joe Exotic, Colton tries an old wives tale and Ross relives an 80's action flick
2023-05-121h 31Beat Around The Bench PodcastEpisode 4 - Hard TargetIn this week's episode Colton makes big strides, Ross plays under the bridge with Trolls and Jess breaks his own rules.
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