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Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankRippin This Sh*t 🔥🤯🔥(ft. Killa Trav, Taylor Swift, Tyra Banks, Spencer Pratt, Ana Wintour & Hilary Duff)Dawg! I’m F*ing PUMPED for this episode!🍻Before you spend 5k on tickets, Jason has a VERY HONEST REVIEW of Hilary Duff in Las Vegas. Did Taylor Swift throw shade at her exes in the Opalite music video? Jessi breaks down the fan theories and reads Travis Kelce’s DM’s. They are not poetry, but BRO-ETRY. 🔥🤯🍻 Is Tyra Banks America’s Next Worst Apologizer? We break down the most shocking moments from the new documentary “Reality Check”. All that, plus Jessi’s husband Evan interrupts to share his (unwelcome) thoughts on Jessi’s Olympic viewing habits. Should...
2026-02-191h 02
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank“I’ve Never Seen A Kardashian” w/ Molly Burke (ft. Heated Rivalry, Katy & Justin, The Golden Globes)This might be our favorite episode of 2025! Jessi and Jason reveal their Spotify Wrapped Lists- but whose is more humiliating? Jessi watched ‘Heated Rivalry’ for the hockey. And stayed for the male bums. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are Instagram Official and officially creeping people out. Plus, why the Golden Globes owe K Pop Demon Hunters an apology. Then, blind activist, content creator, author and generally inspiring woman Molly Burke answers Jessi’s STUPIDEST questions about what it is like to live without sight. How does she do her makeup? Choose her clothes? Is she insecure about he...
2025-12-111h 21
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSexiest Podcast A-LIVE! FROM VICTORIA! w/Jay MalinowskiThis VERY SPECIAL episode is LIVE! And in a theater full of Phonies, with Jay Malinowski performing jingles live, anything can happen (and it DOES!) Jessi reads an offensive text and Prince Harry apologizes for his offensive behavior. But do we forgive him? Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive and Jessi calls HER thirsty mom up on stage to read this week’s arousing edition of “Calling All Thirsty Moms”. Gen Z thinks they invented “sitting in silence” with a new trend called “Rawdogging Boredom” and Shay Mitchell invented facemasks for Toddlers (we wish she hadn’t). Plus...
2025-11-131h 11
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA HOUSE DIVIDED (ft. Blue Jays vs Dodgers, Jessi vs Evan, Katy and Justin, Jeremy Allen White & Halloween!!)Evan and Jessi are the Romeo and Juliet of The World Series… and NOW they have become international news sensations. Fresh off of their appearances on Fox and CBS Jessi brings Evan on the pod to talk about their rivalry, their whirlwind press tour and what it’s like being a Dodger fan, married to a Blue Jays fan. Then- Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau HARD LAUNCHED their relationship at a strip club in Paris during the Blue Jays game- it wasn’t cool but was it strategic? Why North West is shocking everybody with her new look...
2025-10-3057 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankJeans on a Boat (ft. Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau, King Kylie, Laguna Beach & Taylor Swift) Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry made out on a boat and Jessi has not stopped thinking about it. How serious are they? Do they make a good couple? What does his family think? When will Xav drop a verse about it? And WHY WAS HE WEARING JEANS!? Jessi has answers. Plus! Fans have tried to ‘improve’ the songs on Taylor Swift’s album- and you might like their versions better. Kylie Jenner just released her debut single and if King Kylie can do it, so can King Jessi. Then, did Dan and Jessi secretly host the Laguna...
2025-10-161h 04
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankLow Tier Swifties w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal HaryantoDoes Jessi like The Life of a Showgirl? Does Jason My Producer? They weigh in on the bops, the flops and the WOOD on Taylor Swift’s most controversial album yet. Then Jessi phones Crystal Haryanto, the Berkeley Professor who teaches a course on Taylor Swift and her review on the album is MORE SHOCKING than Taylor’s line about opening up her thighs. Plus! Nicole Kidman alters the world with her BREAKUP BANGS! Keith Urban is dating a 25 YEAR OLD!! Meghan Markle is being shamed for a contraversial instagram post and Jojo Siwa is TERRIFYING. We’ll...
2025-10-091h 18
Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank That’s (too) Hot (ft. The Emmys, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, Coachella & Taylor Swift vs Blake Lively) Jessi gets (too?) HOT and bothered about the Emmy winners, the Emmy host and what it felt like to watch all of her high school friends win Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s kids had a DIRECT IMPACT on the Emmy nominations- she’ll tell you why. Also, IF YOU OWN A PARIS HILTON MINI-FRIDGE, SEND IT BACK NOW. And if you’ve always dreamed of owning Avril Lavigne Wine… now you can! We look at some shocking successful (and failed) celebrity products that you have to hear to believe.Then, is ‘Fleshwater’ a performer at Coachella 2026 or a food you can...
2025-09-181h 08
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankK-Pop Demon Scammers (ft. the VMA’s, Gaylor Swift, Unknown Number, Glen Powell & Cardi B)THIS PODCAST ALMOST GOT SCAMMED! Jessi shares the shocking details behind a celebrity “Podcast Scam” she practically fell for. Then, Mariah does nothing while Tate does EVERYTHING- the MTV VMA’s brought 2004 back and we love them (and Gay People!) for that. Speaking of Gay People- what are “Gaylors” and why are they devastated about Taylor Swift's engagement? Plus! Glen Powell bares his (fake) muscles on GQ and Jessi is (REAL) into it. All that and Jessi delves deep into "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish” ...the wild documentary that EVERYONE is texting about. Plus, Jason hears the sou...
2025-09-111h 20
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSEASON 3 Is Not For The Pearl Clutchers (ft. Jason My Producer, Sabrina Carpenter, Ciara, Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun) It’s the SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Tears will run down your cheeks AND thighs at the triumphant return of “Jason My Producer!” Jessi and Jason have SO MUCH to catch up on- Sabrina Carpenter’s new album is out and the lyrics are SHOCKING-especially when sung by Jessi’s 8 year olds. A new study reveals that 77% of Gen Zers bring their parents to their job interviews. Yes, you read that right. Jessi will discuss WITHOUT her parents. Plus! Sydney Sweeney has ‘good genes’ and a bad new boyfriend. Ciara’s daughter dropped a bomb about her mom in a new intervie...
2025-09-0457 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Life Of A Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes (ft. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce)It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND… Jessi listened to her entire appearance on The New Heights Podcast (MULTIPLE TIMES) to break down the key takeaways and play you the highlights. (and there are SO MANY HIGHLIGHTS!!!) All that and Katie Lowes, STAR of Scandal and the record-breaking HIT SHOW ‘The Hunting Wives’ TELLS ALL about her scandalous new series and why EVERYONE is freaking out over it. Plus! Katie and Jessi talk about their frie...
2025-08-141h 18
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Little More Better w/ Jessi’s BFFs (ft The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian)Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is phoning her High School Best Friends and lifelong Backstreet Boys fans Anji, Kelsey and Laura (AKA Brian, Kevin and AJ) - to relive the entire concert with YOU Phonies. The Highs, The Lows, The Botox, The Bulges, Kevin’s jawline, B-Rock’s voice, Nick’s raw sex appeal and So.Much.More. If you’d like to know what we discussed in our hotel room at 4am after the concert… t...
2025-08-071h 00
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankJessi Cruickshank Has Ok Genes (ft. Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Travis Kelce & Bad Bunny, Sacha Baron Cohen, Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney) Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans” and Jessi has "Controversial Opinions” on everything from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new ripped physique, to Justin Timberlake’s viral performance to the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle campaign that has the internet OUTRAGED. (don’t cancel Jessi though, ok? PLEASE?!)Plus! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Bad Bunny is covering Travis Kelce in honey and Harry Styles is making sex toys. You might want to slip into something more comfortable for this one...
2025-07-3146 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHere Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso & Miley Cyrus)DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for approximately 10 days. That’s why she’s calling the content creator dubbed “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman to explain where the toys came from, how they exploded so quickly and why Katy Perry can’t have one. Speaking of Katy Perry- she missed the world’s tackiest wedding- which is her first big WIN of the year! Jessi discusses the celebrity guest list, the dress, the Vogue cover, the Kardashian drama and th...
2025-07-031h 11
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhy So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the...
2025-06-1954 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhy So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper) Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the...
2025-06-1954 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and NatIn Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet. Plus! Rememeber when Prince William danced like a dad and Travis Kelce became Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour!? Then, Jessi tries to defend Justin Timberlake af...
2025-06-121h 13
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankMoney. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl") HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of the best, dirtiest and most shocking lyrics. Speaking of musical GREATS- Taylor Swift bought her masters back! But do you remember the WHOLE scandalous backstory? In case you were too Dumb & Busy to keep up, Jessi is filling you in on the SWIFTIE SAGA and Travis Kelce's reaction to it all. Then- where do YOU stand on the viral "Moana Girl" scandal...
2025-06-0548 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankChia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig) Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe what else she said. Kris Jenner has a new face and Jessi has big feelings about it. Kourtney Kardashian thinks sending your kids to school is “dated” so pull yours out IMMEDIATELY. Plus Justin Bieber said TOO MUCH about Hailey Bieber on the cover of Vogue - so, is he a bad husband? And everything you missed at the American Music Awards- from Jlo’s catsuit to Heidi Montag wearing the “worst wig in the w...
2025-05-2947 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankRIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made her believe in LOVE AGAIN. Plus! Do you have an “old lady name”? Jessi reveals the list of girls names that Gen Z thinks make you seem old. Spoiler Alert: Jessica IS on the list and Jessi (full name: Jessica) is NOT happy about it. Plus- should a Phonie bring her 11 yr old to a Pitbull concert? How dirty do Mr. Worldwide’s lyrics actually get? Turns out… VERY DIRTY. (the end of this...
2025-05-221h 00
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee) Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much Music, Supernatural, Pretty Hard Cases) joins jessi to TELL ALL about their wild weekend with Pitbull ! Are bald caps and goatees the secret to meeting men?! Jessi also saw Beyonce and her take on the ‘Cowboy Carter’ tour might upset the BeyHive. Then, Amanda has inside scoop on the trailer for ‘Alls Fair’ starring Kim Kardashian, Jessi has notes on Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet’s red carpet debu...
2025-05-151h 26
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I Question! I’m Scared! Where will Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal and the Kardashians low-key looks fit in? Listen to find out! Then… Xav Trudeau has a new single and his dad Justin Trudeau gives his hot take on it. (plus- is JT Hot Again!?) Then- an all new Dumb and Busy will fill you in on the scandal unfolding around legendary NFL coach Bill Bellichick...
2025-05-0855 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel MaddenJessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting down her top 5 Pop Punk Emo Bangers with her friend and musician Jay Malinowski (because Pierre Bouvier did not return her calls). Then, we’re revisiting Jessi’s favorite guest of the past year- Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden. In this intimate, personal conversation Jessi asks what was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he...
2025-05-011h 01
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams) Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school crush and basically begs him to come to her Vancouver show. Then, she welcomes her real life crush, her husband Evan, to weigh in on Hot Couples doing questionable things. Barack and Michelle take vacations alone!? George and Amal have never had an argument?! Meghan Trainor and her husband are taking weight loss medication together?! This hot couple has THOUGHTS. Plus Walton Goggins is manspreading HARD on the cover o...
2025-04-2446 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Arkells is BACK to give us his male perspective on everything happening in pop culture. The White Lotus finale was WILD, but was it satisfying? We’ll discuss. Then, Jessi attempts to make Max deeply uncomfortable with her thirst for Steve Irwin’s son Robert in his new underwear campaign. And is it ok to go barefoot on a plane? Michelle Williams doesn’t think so… so where do Max and Jessi stand?All that p...
2025-04-1059 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2000’s? All of these IMPORTANT questions will be answered (and MORE) on this week’s mid-season banger! First, Jessi puts her husband to the test to see if he can identify pop girl bangers from the 2000’s - and you WILL BE AS SHOCKED by the results as she was. Then, do we SHIP hot new couples or hope that they consciously un-ship? Jessi weighs in on Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner, Mariah Carey and Ande...
2025-03-2749 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankBad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic brothers and the internet’s inexplicable thirst for Walton Goggins. Then, Calling All Thirsty Moms! Bad Bunny is in his underpants. I REPEAT: Bad Buny está en calzoncillos and Jessi is having BAD THOUGHTS. Then- the movies that are causing a Scandal before they even hit the theatres. Why the new Snow White movie has liberals, conservatives AND Disney fans outraged, what Gwyneth Paltrow said about “sex” with Timothée Chalamet and Jessi forces YOU...
2025-03-2048 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDivorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan) Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan is making his triumphant return to this Mid-Season Banger to weigh in on these important matters of the heart. They dive into why Timothee and Kylie might be over, why Ben Affleck and Jen Garner might be back on and why Gigi Hadid is the perfect match for Bradley Cooper (even if Jessi was NOT). Plus! New controversy around Meghan Duchess of Sussex and a major ‘It Ends With Update’ - does Anna Kendrick hate working...
2025-03-1358 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWith Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner was the biggest winner of the night. Plus- the wait is over! We can finally harvest honey with Meghan Markle-excuse me- Meghan, Duchess of Sussex- on her new Netflix show “With Love, Meghan”! Jessi watched it so you don’t have to and her review. is. SHOCKING. All that and Katy Perry is going to space!? Hold on to your rocket ships, this all new episode is out if this world! (sorry.) Get tickets...
2025-03-0642 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSlutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus) There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi goes deep discussing Luigi Mangione's Slutty Little Loafers and how YOU can send him a picture in prison! Then, Lady Gaga was on The Hills and she barely remembers it. Patrick Schwarzenegger showed his FULL Schwarzenegger on the White Lotus and Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are DTF in a bathroom stall. Plus- the hot new single from... Justin Trudeau's son Xavier just dropped and Jessi brings in a totally unbiased Hip Hop Connoiseur to review...
2025-02-2745 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankReheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi watched all 6.5 hours of SNL 50 and she’s counting down the Top 5 Moments you missed, apologies in advance to Drake. Then, Beyonce fans are turning on…. Beyonce? A mom makes an INSANE request for her toddler’s birthday party and hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your Cyber Trucks ?… Why Tesla owners are getting bullied in the streets!All that plus The Backstreet Boys have a new single but are they better than *Nsync? Don’t...
2025-02-2056 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankApple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the sports part. The Halftime Show! Sad Drake! Sad Travis! Sad Travis’s Floppy Hair! Taylor’s Bedazzled Shorts and THOSE BOOT CUT JEANS. Then, Adam Brody did something hot again- we’re telling you every shocking thing you missed at the awards shows you didn’t watch! Plus, Rihanna has NEW MUSIC coming out (but it’s not what you think) and Jessi puts her husband Evan to the ultimate Valentines Day Compatibility Test. Will...
2025-02-131h 05
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s new 400 million dollar lawsuit and all the leaked texts, voice memos and cringey footage that came with it. Then, Heidi Montag’s new single “Forgive and Forget” is an attack on Lauren Conrad and Xavier Trudeau’s new R&B song is a gift to Canada.All that plus, Jessi fills you in on Cardi B’s crack piercing (you read that right), Travis Kelce’s latest antics, Britney Spears new biopic and the backlash against...
2025-01-301h 07
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankAir-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her from important things- like the BOMBSHELL ALLEGATIONS against Harry & Meghan in Vanity Fair. Plus, she breaks down the FUN PARTS of Donald Trump’s inauguration - like Hats! Cleavage! And Carrie Underwood!Then, Brooke Shields has a new Tell-All and she’s telling WAY TOO MUCH about her accidental Vaginal Rejuvenation. All that, and Jessi celebrates the NEW ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ CD (you read that right). Speaking of which…. Get tickets to...
2025-01-2358 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankStream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker) IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of living through this heartbreaking natural disaster. Heidi and Spencer were reality TV villains, now they are international HEROES- Jessi breaks down this unexpected plot twist (and Spencer makes her cry). And justice for Mandy Moore (and Hilary Duff)! Then, Carrie Underwood is singing at Trump's inauguration, Mark Zuckerberg is bringing toxic masculinity back and Britney Mahomes named her baby WHAT?!? Plus, Allison Holker tells ALL about her husband Stephen 'Twitch' Boss in a new book...
2025-01-1659 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels like we have a DECADE worth of pop culture to talk about. FINALLY Jessi can share her thoughts on Blake vs. Justin then unpack the NEW, EXPLOSIVE interview that could change everything. On her new Netflix show, Meghan Markle, excuse me, “Meghan” wants you to know that she is just an relatable girl next door… if you live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Plus! Jessi gives her Elder Millennial Take on The Golden Globes (and everything...
2025-01-091h 10
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Swiftmas Miracle w/ SantaAfter MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM. She’s telling you HOW she scored tickets, WHO she took to the show and why she and her friends now have BAD BLOOD. So was the concert LIFE-CHANGING? Jessi’s answer will shock you (no death threats pls!)Speaking of death, does murder make you horny? Jessi unpacks the internet’s lust for Luigi Mangione, the “Hot Assassin”. Plus, the internet also discovered Vanna White’s hot son and he didn’t commit any heinous crimes! Then, what were...
2024-12-121h 19
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHolding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel MaddenGood Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie? Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’. Speaking of the 2000’s… The OG Laguna Beach cast had their 20 year high school reunion and you’ll never guess what they’...
2024-12-051h 30
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNetflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering paparazzi photos and her new rom-com ‘Our Little Secret’. And as if that wasn’t enough, Jessi is ALSO phoning Lacey Chabert, Chad Michael Murray, Dustin Milligan and Kristin Chenoweth to talk about their new Netflix movies and also Chad’s abs. PLUS! Ariana Grande and Cyntha Erivo can’t stop crying about the Wicked movie, but is it too much? Mark Zuckerberg might be Jessi’s dream man after all, Armie Hammer got a Vasectomy from his mom...
2024-11-211h 11
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHow The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse) It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and Jessi approves. The P*ssy Posse reunites at Leonardo Dicaprio’s 50th birthday party and Kristin Cavallari only wants to date a man with a Vasectomy… Jessi calls on her husband Evan to DISCUSS.Then, Jessi weighs in on the Grammy Nominations and phones her real-life friend Jay Malinowski from Bedouin Soundclash. He has Juno Awards, platinum albums and chart-topping hits but is he more proud of writing the theme song and jingles for Phone A...
2024-11-141h 19
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDon’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy) Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the controversy surrounding the hit Netflix series. Then, football fans have turned on Travis Kelce- why? how? Jessi has got the play-by-play.Plus - Justin Bieber, Usher, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker- Jessi is breaking down all the celebrity conspiracy theories surrounding P.Diddy. And an 84 year old celebrity dad is on the market… any takers? Best believe you’ll BEJEWELED if you listen to this episode! As always...
2024-10-1059 min
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole YoungTighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND. Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan love...
2024-09-261h 22
Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants. Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world. Jessi is waiting...
2024-08-2959 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon OlsenIn this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette. All that, plus Jessi phones 3 time Canadian Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen to spill all the Paris tea about Olympic Sex, Cardboard Beds, Ugly Uniforms, Simone Biles and Raygun. It’s a gold...
2024-08-221h 10Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Series of Side QuestsThe Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them! Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots. According to our friend Whitney Port… they were STAGED? All that, plus Fridgescaping is Hot on Tik Tok and Jessi tries to define the hot new...
2024-08-151h 05Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankLet The (Very Gay) Games Begin!Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl has been replaced by … Margarita Butt Couple? After hearing this story, you may never set foot in a Chili’s again. Plus, Jessi watched Dirty Pop, the new Lou Pearlman documentary which was too much dirty, not enough pop. All that and a Nickleback mashup that will give you Celine Dion-atop-the-eiffel-tower-level chills. This episode deserves a GOLD MEDAL (but Jessi is Canadian so she’d be THRILLED with a Bronze). Enjoy!
2024-08-011h 01Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankYour Voicemail IS BratIn this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal details about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s house and share a shocking story about her Celebrity nanny. Plus! 2000’s trends, Kidz Bop takes on Beyonce and why is the internet saying ‘Kamala IS BRAT’? Jessi finds out Brats! So LET’S CHECK MY VOICEMAIL!NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR is happening in WEEKS, get TICKETS HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331As al...
2024-07-251h 01Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V SpeharIt’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger Beat Quiz from 2001! Then, Katy Perry’s new single “Woman’s World” is out, so why women don’t like it? Plus, the Kesha vs Katy feud heats up with… a Ted Talk, Kim and Khloe take… a Billionaire’s Wedding and if you’re too dumb and busy to know who the “Hawk Tuah Girl” is… Jessi does a deep dive so you don’t have to. Then, Jessi has questions after the assassination attempt on former...
2024-07-181h 14Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSax on the Beach, Poop in the HamptonsJessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?! Evan pops in to unpack their glorious, if slightly geriatric, couples vacation. Then, Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are IN for a Devil Wears Prada re-make, but… is Jessi? Sorry expectant moms, opening Baby Shower gifts is OVER according to Tik Tok and the internet has voted on the most LOVED and HATED couples (sorry SpongeBob and Ariana). Plus! An angry voicemail about a Disney Star’s newborn baby and Jessi reviews ‘The Idea of You’- the st...
2024-07-1150 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWet Hot Summer w/ Heidi MontagIt’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called “awkward” so… was it? YOU DECIDE. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, motherhood and plastic surgery.Plus, Jessi debuts Heidi’s new single ‘Wet Hot Summer’ … is it the song of summer? We discuss, in wet white t-shirts.
2024-07-0446 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankVulnerable JOY w/ Cat and NatIt’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet. Plus! Prince William dances like a dad and Travis Kelce can be Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. Then, bombshell details have emerged about Justin Timberlake’s DWI … can Jessi still defend him? A...
2024-06-271h 13Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia CamaraJustin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way to give him the benefit of the doubt (sort of). Plus, is Pop in its Flop Era? Why Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa and JLo have tried- but FAILED- to give us the song of the summer. Could Katie Perry or Heidi Montag save the day? Then, throw out your ankle socks, STAT! Jessi breaks down everything you (and your kids) MUST be wearing in case you weren’t in Milan for fashion week.
2024-06-201h 22Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHot Rat Boy SummerNow That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman! Soul Decision! b44 and MORE! Plus- Men who look like rodents are… HOT? Tweens are thirsting after “Rat Boys”, Jessi finds out why. Then, in an all-new edition of Kardashian Kontent with a K, Gary The Golden Bachelor is hot for Kris Jenner, Khloe is accused of being a bad mom and Kim is a serious actor now. Plus! Rob Schneider was kicked out of a charity event in Regina and Jessi knows what went wrong. Oh and...
2024-06-1359 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankLove Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & AriciaBennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then, put on your caps and gowns because we’ve put together the BEST (Hi Jennifer Coolidge & Jerry Seinfeld) and WORST (Hii Harrison Butker) commencement speeches from the past week. Plus, Jessi unpacks the disturbing P Diddy footage and why it might land him in prison. Then, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is almost over and Jessi hasn’t watched it. Instead of dedicating 18 hours to screening every episode, she dedica...
2024-05-231h 06Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Very Meaty (hip hop) BeefJessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people this week. In case you were too dumb and busy to follow the Drake Vs Kendrick Lamar feud, Jessi is breaking it down song by song, insult by insult. This beef is the Ashlee Simpson vs Lindsey Lohan of our TIME. Then Gavin Rossdale is dating a woman who looks JUST LIKE HIS EX Gwen Stefani, and Jessi can RELATE. Plus ABC announced their new Golden Bachelorette and the Biebers announced their new Golden Baby!All o...
2024-05-1655 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankMothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s MomJessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation, the DM’s to Backstreet Boys and the $57 cocktails that ensued. Then, Jessi does not hold back when she crowns the BEST, WORST and SEXIEST dressed at the Met Gala. Comedians did NOT HOLD BACK when they insulted Tom Brady at his Netflix roast, but did they go to far? And are we still boo’ing Kim Kardashian? Plus … find out which A-List celebrity stalks her online trolls. Plus! In honor of Mothers Day, Jessi is Phoning h...
2024-05-091h 17Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankSmells Like SatsumaJessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking you along for the ride. From stalking-I mean- meeting Cindy Crawford at the airport, to hosting a roller-skating rager, it's been a (fun-filled fashionable) week and Jessi's sharing it all! Then, we issue a formal apology to Taylor Swift and we should probably issue one to Blue Ivy and Beyonce as well after Jessi GOES OFF on the new Lion King prequel. #BRINGBACK90SDISNEYPlus! We found the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who has never heard of "...
2024-05-0254 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Tortured Billionaires Department w/ KNIX founder Joanna GriffithsSwifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for it! Her 6 year old son Dray also stops by to give his (hilarious) thoughts on Taylor Swift. Then, Kim Kardashian clears up online rumors about herself and so does Jessi, Victoria Beckham turned 50 and Mark Zuckerberg is HOT??Plus! Jessi phones one of the most successful female business owners in Canadian history, Knix founder Joanna Griffiths. How did she create a $400 million dollar underwear business? What is the first thing she spent her millions on? Is...
2024-04-251h 33Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankTotal Eclipse of the EggplantIt’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially entered her Bad-Girl Era and it’s Good?! Prince William’s dirty text messages are uncovered, Rihanna spent the afternoon at a Color Me Mine and it’s about time we made some rules about airplane etiquette. Which armrest can you use? Should you recline your seat? What do you do if someone else’s hair is in your space? Jessi has answers. Plus, Jillian Anderson went back to work on the X-Files 10 days after a C-Section...
2024-04-1155 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankCOWBOY CRUICKSHANKThis episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen to Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER (instead of Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Soundtrack). Then, she thirsts after, I mean, discusses the appeal of Travis Kelce’s “Dad Bod” in the name of SCIENCE, a Tik Tok therapist explains why listening to Pitbull is good for our mental health, Ariana Madix is the bad guy now and how much would you pay for the Titanic door? Plus! Jessi lied last week when she said flying alon...
2024-04-0458 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankJessi Cruickshank featuring *NSYNCIt’s the episode Jessi has waited ALL WEEK A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being at the Justin Timberlake concert when *NSYNC performed together for the first time in 20 years! Warning: She did BLACK OUT for most of the performance, but she’s piecing it back together for YOU. Plus, was the new *NSYNC single rejected from the TROLLS soundtrack? Jessi has EVIDENCE that it was. Then- we get into Royal News! Kate Middleton is back (or is she?) Prince William had an affair (or did he?) and will you buy...
2024-03-211h 07Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankForgive Me or Forget Me w/ Heidi MontagIt’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to clear the air. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, plastic surgery, motherhood and making NEW MUSIC! (stream ‘SUPERFICIAL’ now) Plus, Jessi breaks down the HIGHS and LOWS of The Oscars, investigates Kate Middleton’s disappearance and unpacks the explosive b...
2024-03-141h 27Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNaked in Saskatchewan with Debra DiGiovanniHot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this final mid-season banger is as glamorous as it seems, as Jessi gets empowered by Pitbull’s new single and discusses Bradley Cooper naked. Plus, when you should you stop being nude in front of your kids? Is it OK for Kristin Cavallari to date a 24 yr old Tik Toker? And, on the eve of International Women’s Day, Jessi revisits her surprisingly deep and moving conversation with comedian Debra Digiovanni. Put on your toques, your snow boots, your...
2024-03-0758 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe People Vs Franklin the Turtle with a PaparazziBENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love Story Never Told”, Pitbull is opening a restaurant in a Walmart, Trayvis Swelce spent a romantic day at … The ZOO? And Beyonce might be facing legal action from Franklin The Turtle… But does “Texas Hold ‘Em” sound like the “Franklin” theme song? Jessi lets YOU, The PEOPLE decide. Then, make sure you’re wearing underpants, because the Paparazzi is here! Jessi revisits the time she went on on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen...
2024-02-2959 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankCanadian Girl Doll with Only Fans’ Elle BrookeThis is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” so you don’t have to! I take back everything I said about Beyonce’s country album and I get shamed for not believing in Trayvis Swelce. Also, I took my daughter to the American Girl Doll Store and I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. Plus! Only Fans has been all over the news this week, so I re-visit my conversation with top creator and viral sensation Elle Brooke. She tells me EVERYTHING I EVER wanted to know...
2024-02-221h 05Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankBIG OAF ENERGY with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME SHOW! The NUDITY! The LOVE STORY! The AFTER PARTIES! The BEYONCE SINGLES! And …will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stay together after what transpired on Sunday Night? Jessi has THOUGHTS. Plus, we revisit her call with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard, because, if we’ve learned one thing from the NFL, it’s capitalize on Taylor Swift while you can!Speaking of love and romance, this episode was recorded on Valentines Day so Jessi’s husband Evan drops by to...
2024-02-151h 10Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankChaos Queens with Alyssa MastromonacoIt’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the most UNHINGED moments at the Grammys- if you are a #swiftie… maybe skip that part. While you’re skipping things, Jessi suggests you skip the movie Saltburn (controversial take!) and reveals her family member featured in the new Netflix Doc ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’.Plus! Trump is creeping back into your news feeds, and possibly, into the White House - need someone smart and funny to explain WHY? HOW? WHAT? So does Jessi, so she called...
2024-02-081h 12Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDad Pop with Scheana ShayReady or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is BACK with Season 11! And Heidi Montag is BACK with her first single in 16 years! JESSI. HAS.THOUGHTS. Plus- Coachella will make you feel geriatric and Jessica Biel wants you to eat in the shower?Then, we re-visit Jessi’s call with icon, legend, reality TV QUEEN Scheana Shay to get you Vanderpumped UP for the scandalous new season of Vanderpump Rules. Change your name to “Raquel” and enjoy!JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPIN...
2024-02-0153 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankOn Wednesdays We Wear Pink Eye with Whitney PortIT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and she’s here to tell you all about it. Plus, it’s JUST KEN at the Oscars and Jessi has THOUGHTS. You won’t believe what Elder Millennial Song is climbing to the top of the charts again and tips on how NOT to buy your husband a Man Spank.Then, for the first time ever, we release our inhibitions AND the complete Whitney Port interview. Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN? Were thos...
2024-01-251h 12Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankJust Duvet It with NSYNC’s Chris KirkpatrickJessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she delves into the winners, the wives, the speeches, the jokes and Matty Matheson at the Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s husband Evan returns for a HOTLY ANTICIPATED review of The Scandinavian Sleep Method. Will it save their marriage? Or are they destined for sleep divorce? Find out today!All that AND Chris Kirkpatrick… We Want You Back. So we re-visit Jessi’s hilarious, honest and unforgettable conversation with NSYNC’s founding father. Would he have hooked up with her at a c...
2024-01-181h 12Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Golden Divorce with The Birds PapayaIt’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum. Then, there was romance, drama and sexist jokes at The Golden Globes, and Evan makes his 2024 Phone A Friend debut to talk SPORTS! (Because sports coverage is what the Phonies are looking for.)Plus! We revisit Jessi’s conversation with Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya, to give you a fresh perspective on how to love yourself and your body this year. Sarah tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curv...
2024-01-111h 01Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNew Year, Same Elder Millennial Me with Dan LevyIt’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a BANGER. Jessi reveals why the end of 2023 was ROUGH, how she ended up vacationing at a 5 star kids resort, where she spent Christmas and why she is READY FOR HER KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. Plus! CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS Jessi is parched for Jeremy Allen White in his Calvin’s. Then, we revisit the conversation with Dan Levy that made international headlines. From behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DE...
2024-01-041h 33Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankICYMI: I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae GrimesIn one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’. Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has b...
2023-12-281h 19Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankICYMI: A Very Horny Christmas with Matt RogersGet Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays. Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to r...
2023-12-211h 09Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankIt’s Been A Year with… YOU!It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on the internet so anyone could call her live… and they DID. Expect near-engagements, surprise performances, single straight men, pregnancy announcements and more shocking twists and turns than the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Plus! Do Christmas Cards have to be “festive”? (asking for a friend, and that friend is the Royal Family), Kidz Bop takes on a gay anthem and shhhh …. Dakota Johnson is sleeping. All that plus Phone A Friend drops a Holiday Single, as our gift to YOU. Hap...
2023-12-141h 07Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDecember Dong with Jillian HarrisBrace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished and un (sepia) filtered. Jillian shares the ups, the downs and the can’t get it ups of being The Bachelorette- why Mike Fleiss hated her and why her ex-fiance Ed will be sending an angry email after listening to this episode. Then, a hurtful Tik Tok makes her cry, why her husband became a ‘dadfluencer’ and why she needs her phone in the bathroom. Plus! The Golden Bachelor was all a LIE, JTT re-emerges at a conve...
2023-12-071h 31Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankOld Tweets and Separate Sheets with Martyn Lawrence BullardHold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING ALL about the homes, the closets, the toilets and the SEX ROOMS of celebrities whose homes he’s designed. He tells Jessi about the time Cher sent him to India, the reason Kylie Jenner wanted her furniture to match her lips, how Ru Paul turned 6 bedrooms into a closet and why Kris Jenner has the best snacks (and green fridge). Oh, and Martyn describes a celebrity’s “sex room” he designed to look like a Chanel bag. Casual. Plus...
2023-11-301h 18Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThrowback: Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn DesmanWe are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why we she is blessing your ears with an all-time favourite episode! To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY - not only does Shaw serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Plus- it was a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea...
2023-11-231h 16Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA Very Horny Christmas with Matt RogersJessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays. Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin...
2023-11-161h 09Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankNONE OF YOUR BAD A$$ BUSINESS with Selling Sunset’s Mary BonnetJessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that are none of her BAD ASS BUSINESS. Is she going to get pregnant again? Is Bre REALLY leaving the show? How much do the Oppenheim twins fight behind the scenes and how well endowed is Micheal B Jordan? (we GO THERE).PLUS! Jessi disagrees with the ‘DILF OF THE YEAR’, Travis Barker is NOT dad of the year, Phone a Friend Investigates: Bravocon and Jessi thinks Ke$ha is better than Beyonce. You read that right...
2023-11-091h 07Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHard Nipples & Hard Seltzer with Bachelor Villain Courtney RobertsonJessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED! Called “The MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN In Bachelor History” Courtney is not afraid to TELL ALL about The Bachelor - Is the mansion sh*tty? Did she use protection in the fantasy suite? Did she get to keep her ring? Jessi has 28 seasons worth of burning questions and Courtney answers ALL OF THEM. Plus! Jessi reveals how she convinced her kids to dress up as Nsync at the VMA’s for Halloween, and celebrates the winners of...
2023-11-021h 14Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDo I Have To Like Football Now? With RHONY’s Jessel TaankThis episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never trash Jenna Lyons, why she refused to have sex after childbirth and why she is not “The Villain” (even if you think she is). Then she gives Jessi a Housewives Tagline, FINALLY! Plus, for the first time in Jessi’s lifetime… she talks about football. (As it relates to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, obvs).And it’s a TV spectacular! Jessi watched ‘The Golden Bachelor’ and she might be in love, she watched ‘Naked Attraction’ and she’s definite...
2023-10-051h 08Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankCall Me Maybe... A Voicemail BONANZA!This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the first time, LIVE! And Phonies, you did not disappoint. You are forcing Jessi to apologize for past mistakes, to reveal a shocking truth about Hanson, to explain what “Burrata” is and why Seth Rogen made her eat it.Plus! Jessi drags her husband Evan on the show to discuss her postpartum hair loss. She might have to call the Divorce Lawyer after his comments. Pop open the top button on those pants and settle in for a V...
2023-09-2154 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhen You Wish Upon A Child Star with Alyson StonerWhy do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp Rock, That’s So Raven…) knows exactly why. Alyson is all grown up and on a mission to finally EXPOSE HOLLYWOOD. The actor and podcaster shares stories, facts and childhood experiences with Jessi that explain why so many child stars end up peeing in mop buckets (and worse). Plus! Jessi has an AFTER-RENAISSANCE GLOW and shares HOW she got last minute tickets to Beyonce’s L.A show, the surprising guest she spotted in the crowd and eve...
2023-09-071h 10Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankEveryone’s F*ing The Nanny with Celebrity Divorce Lawyer James Sexton‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi why Britney Spears’s ex is “disgusting”, why Olivia Wilde is “to blame” for her drama with Jason Sudeikis and why Kevin Costner is probably leaking stories about his wife. Then, he tells Jessi the secret to NOT getting divorced! Airhorn Sound Effect! Plus, *NSYNC is reuniting and Jessi has proof, Flo Rida is getting Low Low Low with a different kind of shawty, Taylor Swift is RUINING weddings and Brody Jenner is a HOT. DAD. This episode will n...
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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank Feed Drop! Listen to Jessi on "Commotion: Netflix's Depp v. Heard docuseries, and what's next for The Hills' Heidi and Spencer" When the court case between ex-spouses Johnny Depp and Amber Heard was livestreamed, it opened a window into a celebrity marriage gone wrong. Culture writers Kat Tenbarge and Izzy Ampil join guest host Amil Niazi to discuss the new Netflix docuseries retelling the defamation case, and to look back on the internet’s vitriolic attacks on Amber Heard. Plus, comedian and podcast host Jessi Cruickshank talks about The Hills reality stars Heidi & Spencer’s latest chase for fame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-2231 minPhone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankA casual STAKEOUT with PAPARAZZI Cesar PenaCelebrity secrets are EXPOSED as Jessi goes on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby (casual), Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar GOES THERE. Plus! Lizzo is canceled but don’t cancel Jessi for her controversial take on it! Everyone is mad at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, Beyonce’s hot bod...
2023-08-171h 10Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankF**K It, Let’s Do It LIVE from Just For Laughs with Debra DiGiovanniWe are LIVE and ANYTHING CAN (and does) HAPPEN at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal! Jessi lets the audience throw things at her head! She thirsts after Jeremy Allan White! The people of Quebec decide on a name for our listeners! And, Jessi counts down the “Top Musical Artists of 2023” according to Millenials and #4 will leave you SHOOK. Plus, Canadian comedy icon Debra DiGiovanni takes Jessi’s call LIVE ON STAGE. She tells Jessi why Video On Trial could get her canceled, which Canadian celebrity was the rudest (!!) and why it’s ok to call her f...
2023-08-031h 04Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankLet MATTEL You Something About Selling Sunset’s Bre TiesiJessi is a Barbie girl, indoctrinated into the Barbie world. She’s giving her official review of the Barbie Movie and breaking down ALL the Barbie NEWS that’s dropped since! Then, she’s getting into bed with Drake and sharing her secret obsession with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Plus! Are Reality Stars going on strike TOO? Bethenny Frankel thinks they should. Jessi is glad they’re not, because this week she’s phoning Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi to find out HOW she looked like THAT weeks after childbirth and why she doesn’t care what you think about her...
2023-07-271h 08Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankHollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS with Amanda WalshWriters are on strike, Actors are on strike… Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS so Jessi is phoning Hollywood Actor/Former Much Music VJ Amanda Walsh to explain it all. What is the strike all about and should we feel bad for actors!? Then, Jessi forces Amanda to take an (acid) trip down memory lane to relive her days as a Much Music VJ. Which celebrity did she date? Who did she reject? And why Much Music could never make her “COOL”. Plus! Jessi is a year older but the Golden Bachelor is making her feel YOUNG. The Bar...
2023-07-201h 21Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankMEN ARE PIGS! with Bob The Drag QueenIt’s an unintentional ‘Men Are Pigs’-themed episode featuring Keke Palmer’s (insecure) Baby Daddy, Jonah Hill (and the time Jessi went on a ‘date’ with him) and Nick (kind of emotionally abusive) Lachey! Jessi unpacks ALL the DRAMA surrounding their ‘boundaries’ and behavior, then cleanses the palate with a much needed serenade by a shirtless Ryan Gosling. Plus, the only man Jessi wants to phone this week is a Drag Queen! World Renowned Bob The Drag Queen, who is a special guest on Madonna’s Celebration tour, talks to Jessi within HOURS of Madonna’s shocking...
2023-07-131h 08Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThrowback: The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison TevlinThis episode is such a 🔥VIBE, we’re playing it again! The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS OF THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s spilling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breastmilk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Sy...
2023-07-061h 07Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankCrack Is Wack with Selling Sunset’s Nicole YoungIt’s another EXCLUSIVE! Nicole Young comes to Jessi to tell HER SIDE OF THE STORY during an ongoing, very public, very messy feud with Chrishell Stause. Whether you watch Selling Sunset or not, this phone call is more shocking than wearing pasties to a brokers open. Plus! Beyonce and Shania are doing Gender Reveals? Jessi breaks down the most ridiculous stories about the Titanic Submersible, Kylie Jenner is just like us and Andy Cohen is multitasking with a nipple. RING THE BELL B*TCHESSS this is a can’t miss episode. Oh! And did...
2023-06-291h 22Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhite Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security GuardIf you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?! That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour. Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out. Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a Wh...
2023-06-151h 01Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankDrag Queen Story Time with PriyankaDrag QUEEN/ Bad B*tch Priyanka used to be Jessi’s intern at MTV. Now she is a global pop superstar, the inaugural winner of Canada’s Drag Race and a queer superhero, so Jessi dives into her origin story. What was the most shocking thing she witnessed as an assistant to Justin Bieber? How did she manage to work as a kids TV host by day/drag artist by night? What does she think about the pride controversies and drag bans unfolding across Canada and the US? Oh and Priyanka sends Jessi an unsolicited d**k pic!
2023-06-081h 18Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankThe Spirit of Pitbull with Madison TevlinThe Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi this week as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s telling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breast milk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie "...
2023-04-061h 04Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankBras on Ice with Elvis StojkoJessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants, hate faxes, Tanya Harding and getting bras, panties and marriage proposals on ice- and not all from Jessi!Plus, Harry Styles is a bad kisser, Gwyneth Paltrow is a great defendant and Shawn Mendes has fashion tips that nobody asked for! If that’s not enough boy news for one episode, Jessi throws in Zayn, Liam Payne, and AJ Mclean, because she can. Throw on a $600 beige turtleneck and enjoy! Don’t forget...
2023-03-301h 07Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankWhat You DIDN’T See At The Oscars with Louis VirtelJessi was not invited to the Academy Awards (RUDE) but writer/comedian/Oscars savant Louis Virtel WAS, so she’s calling him to find out EVERYTHING that went down behind the scenes. As a writer for Jimmy Kimmel, Louis tells Jessi how many jokes were written about The Slap, why Rihanna changed Jimmy’s entire monologue and who was the most intimidating backstage. Then Jessi ranks her best and worst dressed and takes a controversial stance in the Ashley Graham vs Hugh Grant interview debacle. Plus! Lindsey Lohan gets pregnant, Avril Lavigne gets flashed and Paris Hilto...
2023-03-161h 01Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankGod Must Have Spent A Little More Time on CHRIS KIRKPATRICKJessi’s teenage dreams come true with the FOUNDING FATHER OF *NSYNC Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! And she ASKS HIM EVERYTHING she’s been desperate to know for 28 years. Did he hook up with fans? Would he have hooked up with JESSI? What does he think of Britney Spears? Is Justin the reason the band broke up? What’s up with the dreadlocks? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS until they say Bye Bye Bye. Plus! Chris Rock is pulling NO punches (get it?) talking about The SLAP and Meghan Markle in his new Netflix special, Joe Biden is making Jessi hu...
2023-03-091h 16Phone a Friend with Jessi CruickshankLiving The Tweenage Dream with A TWEENThis week Jessi PHONES A TWEEN to help her understand why Selena Gomez is feuding with Hailey Bieber. Our tween unpacks all the eyebrow-related DRAMA then tells Jessi WHAT’S THE HOT SH*T in Tween! And do you think our tween knows what a “Cassette” a “Pager” or a “Chris Kirkpatrick” is? (spoiler alert: NO. SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT. but you’ll love to hear her guess…)Plus! Michael B Jordan is NUDE! Shakira is PISSED! And Jessi’s kid saw COCAINE BEAR?! This episode will SEND YOU (the tween made me say it). Leave Jessi A Mes...
2023-03-0248 minPhone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank“HARD TRUTHS” with Dan LevyFor the first time in over 10 years, DAN LEVY and JESSI CRUICKSHANK REUNITE! (NAME A MORE ICONIC CANADIAN DUO, WE’LL WAIT.) On this festive premier episode of Phone A Friend, The After Show co-hosts talk about EVERYTHING from behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING). Plus! Jessi takes on the Grammys (ok mostly Harry’s jumpsuit and Ben Affleck’s cheekbones) , searches for Tom Brady Nudes and single...
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