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Happily Ever Heard Of ItThe Tough Stuff with Rob JollesThis week, Jessie is sharing a special Patreon episode she recorded with her dad. They get candid about their relationship, the ups and downs and so much more in this very thoughtful show. To hear more episodes with Jessie and her dad check out Happily Ever Heard of it on Patreon! Enjoy.2025-01-1554 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItIt’s Time for Aggressive Joy SeekingThe holidays can be a magical and difficult time but don’t worry, Jessie’s got your back! This week Jessie talks about falling down the stairs, being a tree and so much more! Join Happily Ever Heard of it on patreon to join the community!2024-12-1131 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway PremieresChris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor.
2024-11-1852 minMiddle ChildrenBetween Dressing Up For Bette Midler and Hooking Up With A WarlockIt's gala season for Chris and Jessie. Chris is getting ready for his big night at Bette Midler's party. Jessie is getting ready for the season with the best tailor in town. Hallmarks make their triumphant return for a very spooky love story in honor of halloween.
2024-10-281h 02Middle ChildrenBetween Never Talking About That Guy Again and The Tragedy of Being A Dallas Cowboys CheerleaderChris has had it with this conversation about that guy who Jessie thought hit on him that one. He never wants to talk about it again. Jessie is wondering why the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders don't get treated better.
2024-07-0158 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItBrother-ing Around with Danny JollesJessie’s brother, actor and comedian Danny Jolles joins her on the show this week! They talk about life, career and so much more. Enjoy this special episode! 2024-06-2658 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItLet’s Do This with Jessie’s ParentsJessie’s parents join her on the pod this week! As the kids say, it’s a doozy of an episode you don’t want to miss. Enjoy! 2024-05-291h 05Happily Ever Heard Of ItOne on One with JessieJessie is solo this week and your girl is filling you in on all the latest in her life! From fruit markets to creativity and more, she’s showing up and showing out in this personal and thought provoking episode.2024-05-2227 minMiddle ChildrenBetween The Depths Of The Ocean and Defending Your LifeOn this very special sneak peek behind the Patreon Paywall, Chris and Jessie present to you a "High Episode". With topics ranging from what is going on at the bottom of the ocean, where Chris and Jessie want to be buried, and why Bears hibernate, you will have no doubt that these two are very high. Whoa, man.
2024-05-0653 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItSister Time with Sandy JollesJessie’s sister Sandy joins Jessie this week! They discuss wellness, growing up together, life and so much more in this thoughtful episode. 2024-05-011h 06Middle ChildrenBetween Jojo Siwa Spitting Game and Playing With MakeupAfter a 24 hour stomach virus, Chris returns to ponder with Jessie whether or not either of them are good at playing the game in their dating lives. Jessie thinks she could make a ton of money as a stripper for men who like their women funny.
2024-04-1555 minMiddle ChildrenBetween Some Kind of Farm Situation and The Fierce Women of The X-MenJessie is finally taking song writing classes to get back her creative juice. Chris would love a world where we all get more appetizers. This episode features a fabulous new roast and toast of this audience's favorite subject, super heroes. Get tickets to our next virtual event- The Wedding Of Jessie Jolles, below!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator
2024-03-2555 minMiddle ChildrenBetween Snakes In The Garden of Eden and Wedding Flash MobsChris is in his slut phase and back from an eventful trip to LA. Jessie is in her artist phase and writing again. This week C and J have weddings on the mind and get into some improv about the big day. Get tickets to our next Livestream, "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles" below!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator
2024-03-181h 01Middle ChildrenBetween A Rock and A Hard PlaceChris tells the crooked tale of his latest, scandal filled, dating saga with an ending that may SHOCK you. Ticket link for our next live stream show "The Wedding of Jessie Jolles", below!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-tickets-856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator
2024-03-111h 01Middle ChildrenBetween Building Forts With The Man of Your Dreams and A Giant Box of Fortune CookiesJessie has had a busy week of hitting the club and building forts. Chris is not new to wild nights and doesn't think Jessie could keep up with him. This week features a wild QVC segment for the ages with prices on items that just can't be beat! Get Your Tickets Now For Our March Live Stream- The Wedding of Jessie Jolles!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-something-borrowed-and-something-blue-the-wedding-of-jessie-jolles-tickets-856249975727?aff=oddtdtcreator
2024-03-041h 01Happily Ever Heard Of ItBuilding Our Community in 2024!It’s 2024 and Jessie is back! Is she zigging? Is she zagging? Who knows?! But in this episode, Jessie talks about dating, psychic readings, building the HEHOI community and what’s in store for the year ahead!2024-01-1736 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItLife Lessons with Jessie MurphyThis week, Jessie is joined by comedian Jessie Murphy! They discuss unconditional love, letting go, and the important lessons they've learned along the way.2023-12-061h 03Middle ChildrenBetween Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake MachinesChris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodka.
2023-11-131h 09Middle ChildrenBetween a Room Full of Organized Chaos and A Rant About E.L. Fudge CookiesJessie and Chris try to get on the same page about their dream houses but run into some difficulty landing on a shared aesthetic. Chris cannot contain his strong feelings about the new and def not improved E.L. Fudge cookies but Jessie is in love with a soft and chewy sugar cookie. We wrap up this week's show with a Hallmark featuring a high powered book editor on wild ride of self discovery.
2023-11-061h 19Middle ChildrenBetween Living in Vans and Having An Existential CrisisJessie’s visit to the home of a friend with two children lights the fuse for and epic existential crisis. Is any place on earth safe for children? Does community still exist in modern day America? Should Chris and Jessie start a cult? All these questions and more, answered in this week’s action packed episode.
2023-09-1155 minMiddle ChildrenBetween The End of Movie Credits & Crushing ApplesWith the extinction of fun movie credit openings, Chris and Jessie discuss how they would start the movies they will be starring in. Jessie explains her plan to fix streaming, and Chris reveals his nit picks of “Schitts Creek”. Later we present to you a very jolly Hallmark filled with performers on the run in the little town within the town of Albany, NY.
2023-09-041h 04
Middle ChildrenBetween Beach Vacations & Being HauntedWe’re back! Chris is a lil bit sick, but has been busy trying to look great for Spain. Jessie’s family beach trip was a success! She loved the dynamic with her family, and it get us talking about the right way to make plans on vacation. Winnie is still avoiding the nail clippers, and Jessie’s watching a new Showtime show about scammers. Have you ever thought about joining an MLM business? Do you believe people can be haunted?Patreon for all the extras!
2023-06-2642 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Bloomingdales Blues & Learning to TailorChafing season has arrived! Jessie wants to buy $1000 pants, Chris talks her out of it. All the new pants are low-rise anyways, how ridiculous! Jessie went shopping and Chris lets us in on how he feels about the stores she mentions. Do you agree prices are insane right now? We go over our retail gripes but make it funny. Do you have a good mattress recommendation for us?Have you joined the Patreon? Gearing up for a great summer of content over here! www.patreon.com/middlechildren.
2023-06-0548 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Running from Hail & Basic BrunchersChris’ birthday weekend in Denver went swell. His Red Rocks experience included hail, and he went to the aquarium! Jessie did end up going to karaoke with an open bar, guess what she sang? Have you watched Jury Duty yet? Chris watched the new Scream movie and is inspired to create a slasher. Jessie shares her brunch plans, and we close on a discussion about Improv and its impact on our lives.
2023-05-0840 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Having Perfect Pitch & Becoming GOT GirliesWe kick this one off competing for no reason. Chris is traveling to Denver, and heading to a concert at Red Rocks to kick off his birthday weekend. Jessie’s morning started rough… Winnie had to get her nails cut. We’ve been working out and Jessie saw someone from her past at Orange Theory.Can Jessie become a GOT girlie?Patreon!
2023-05-0138 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Shallow LA & Terrible Dressing RoomsChris is hosting the Love Is Blind reunion party! Jessie’s eye is swelling up but she’s making it through. We catch up about what we have going on, Chris shares info about a Bumble encounter, we discuss travel plans, Los Angeles, and much more. Jessie has been thrifting and finding all the finds, the travel to Brooklyn left her exhausted though. Tune in next week for Chris’ recap of his evening at the party.
2023-04-1738 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Clown Manicures & Party PoopersJessie got a manicure and we’re not so sure about it. Her sister is getting married: so we chat about the dress shopping, Jessie’s outfit for the event, as well as her upcoming travel plans. We discuss our party preferences, and find out how different our party expectations are. How long has it been since you’ve been to a good party? The Inn we would own would have extravagant parties, so Jessie makes it a must that she will throw a party this year!Come on over to www.patreon.com/middlechildren for more!
2023-03-2741 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Owning a Farm & Romantic CarnivalsDo you want to invest in a farm? Jessie pitches her idea to Chris who reveals holes in the plan. Another option is an apple orchard, and there are so many revenue streams. Jessie is longing for a pool, so she’s been suit shopping. Do you have a favorite fair food? What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? We finish on the topic of fitness, Chris might change his handle to @fitcarriebradshaw!Check out our Patreon for more content!
2023-03-2146 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Middle Children Diner & Romantic Carnival FoodsJessie is feeling on top of the world! Chris is feeling great too without nuts in his diet, who know the cashews were affecting him so much. We chat about Jessie’s travel plans and her name phobia. Chris speaks on his doggy business ventures. Do you like rollercoasters? We’re split on them. Theme parks are so romantic, we love a romantic moment. We close with the Middle Children Diner.Don't forget about our Patreon!
2023-02-2746 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Gen Z Fashion Faux Pas & Childhood StressorsDo you ever feel like you live in filth? Jessie sure does. Do you get starstruck around celebrities? We share some stories about celebrity interactions. Jessie thinks Chris is her go to person for strange or off the wall facts. Chris has acquired a new dresser and is still on his Gilmore Girls kick. How do you like your sex scenes in shows? We end this one with a praise for Gen Z. It’s a silly episode this week, we love it!Rate? Review? Subscribe?
2023-01-3047 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Finally Seeing Tár and Movies Being Too LongJessie has become a dog mom for a lil bit! We kick this one off talking about Tar, did anyone understand it? We break it down but it’s not really moving us. We get into a movie conversation before checking in with Jessie on her happenings and our seasonal depression. Chris is the best dog dad!Should we take a creative retreat? How can we kick start our creativity? Maybe do an episodde out there? Leave us a review, we’d love it if you did!
2023-01-1640 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItBack and Better Than Ever: Season Two is Here!Jessie is back and kicks off season two with a trip: of-the road and mushroom variety that is! She tells us about her adventures in Sin City with her boyfriend, safe words at Magic Mike, lucky girl syndrome, and much more. She also gives us some thoughtful insights on growth, conflict, and what she's looking forward to this year.2023-01-1029 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Getting Back into the Swing of Things & Marzipan, Marzipan, Marzipan2023 BABY!! Back and it feels so good, wow! Jessie has been living in filth and Chris rearranged his place. Have you ever tried marzipan? Would you build a gingerbread house all year round? Can we talk about skinny privilege when it comes to fashion? Jessie’s been watching old movies, Chris has been deciding to get Otis fixed. We’re so excited to push through these meh months and finish winter strong. What if we made January a super double fun month?Go check out the Patreon for the xtras
2023-01-0943 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItA Breakthrough with Self WorthJessie has a powerful week and has a new understanding of self-worth. After a few weeks of feeling blocked and insecure she's understanding self-worth is giving herself permission to do what feels powerful. She's also decided to take December off to go on a road trip and celebrate her year! 2022-11-2927 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItEnjoying the Jump with my BoyfriendJessie brings her boyfriend (Tim) to the podcast and how exciting is that! They talk about happiness or lack thereof as Tim prepares to leave his job in order to find something that will bring him joy.2022-11-2233 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItSisterly Love with Sandy JollesJessie is joined by her wonderful and wise little sister. They reflect on growing up together and the things they've been through. Sandy talks about how to ground yourself and how Jessie helped her in a dream.2022-11-1536 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Disgusting Children and Organizing TulleWhy aren’t pets more appreciative!? Chris got a creepy foot massage, Jessie went home to see her parents. We haven’t spoken since pre-Halloween so we catch up hard. Jessie’s going to learn how to sew, our fires feel like they have been dimmed, and we wrap it all up with some hilarious improv: a couple silly prompts that will have even your most distant cousin giggling.Patreon? Are you there yet?
2022-11-1446 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItLooking for the Light SwitchThis week Jessie reflects on how her disordered eating shifted into disordered spending with a quick read from her teenage Diet Diary. With the end of the year getting closer and closer, she's reviewing behaviors and setting intentions which means looking into her Human Design, finding a money therapist, and laughing about her Facebook message to an old crush.2022-11-0823 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItHow YOU Doin'This week Jessie is suffering from burnout and it's a familiar feeling. She takes us through the cycles she went through in high school and college. She explains if you ever see her covering her eye, know something is wrong.2022-11-0124 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItHalloween WrappersJessie reminds us of the silly fun of Halloween while chatting about her childhood cold weather costumes, her hidden talent that would win her the gold star on AGT, and the Disneyland employee she still has nightmares about. Jessie also asks you share what you're good at hiding. Is it better than ice cream in the couch cushions? 2022-10-2520 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Carving Pumpkins & Building Gingerbread HousesWhy is Jessie’s bill so high!? She’s adulting today trying to figure out Con Ed and recently decided she’s throwing a Halloween party. Chris is moving through a rough patch in life, why doesn't fall ever go his way? Send him some support! Jessie tries to invite him to pumpkin carving, and a discussion about invites ensues. We end on an improv scene to lighten it up before we send off.Patreon? There’s tons more content for you there.
2022-10-2443 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItBreakup RebirthAfter a breakup we often turn inward and wonder what we did wrong. When in fact, it can be a blessing in disguise. You picker isn't off. You can trust yourself in dating. And you love paddling a canoe/kayak hybrid. Ok the last is one is just a metaphor Jessie uses when answering a listener's email. If you have your own question to ask, email Jessie at happilyeverheardofit@gmail.com.2022-10-1832 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItYou're So MoneyYou're the odds-on-favorite on the racetrack so place your bet! It's time to take action and know that abundance is just around the corner. Take a note from Jessie's beach boardwalk wins: focus on your own game and don't get distracted by looking up at the other players. 2022-10-1125 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Apple Orchard Weddings Being Sugar FreeChris really wants to buy an apple orchard, the business opportunities are plenty! Jessie has been getting back into organizing and we have a discussion about hoarders and the show. We would love to plan weddings, and we do daydream a bit about other employment. Jessie describes her job at the toy factory, and we close out with owning land and making smores. We love yaaaaDM us for the Patreon information!
2022-10-1055 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItPleasing PeopleAs a recovering people pleaser, Jessie dives in to what people pleasing has looked like and the self betrayal that came with it. She also chats about human design, manifesting, fairness, feeling small, and the ability to gaslight yourself. In the end, Jessie would just like for you to like, subscribe, and share her podcast so she knows you are PLEASED! 2022-10-0433 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Greenland's Toughest Prisons & Jessie's Purple CoatBack at it after our break! Chris is disassociating and Jessie helps bring him back to reality. Lizzo opinions (Chris is going to the concert), a lovely purple coat was thrifted (Jessie buys it), and we compare prisons based on TV. When’s the last time you had a good cry? This episode is a fun ease back into our lives.Leave us a review, tell us what you need from us!
2022-10-0347 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItGet Back In Your BodyIn case you're currently floating above your body, snap back in & join Jessie this week while she talks about anxiety and leaving her body when she's anxious. From sleep walking-night peeing to an intimate partner asking, "where are you?", she's knows the feeling all too well.2022-09-2727 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItA Fart In The WoodsJessie caught herself mid-panic while camping among the presumed bears and wants to remind you the imagined worst case scenario isn't fact. Seasons change and leaves grow back. The only fact we can rely on is Jessie's stomach will always get upset in the most inopportune time.2022-09-2015 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItIt's Boundaries, B*tchDo you not have your list of boundaries noted in the Manual of You? Don't worry. Jessie has you covered. She dives in this week to discovering her boundaries, what they mean, and what you can learn from communicating them. She also mentions Britney Spears a lot. But that's nothing new. 2022-09-1334 min
Middle ChildrenBetween School Of Rock and Professional CuddlersThis one’s smooth all the way through. Jessie’s never heard of Kidz Bop!?! Chris is thinking about hiring a professional cuddler so Jessie offers her services. He’s a bit down on things today. What is your stance on platonic cuddling. Isn’t School Of Rock the best? Jessie’s bringing her boy home, weeee! Wish her a happy belated if you missed her bday.Want more therapizing? Head over to patreon.com/middlechildren
2022-09-1251 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItJump Back UpWe all have a smidge of perfectionism in us. It prevents us from putting back on the rollerblades after 20 years, starting a new project, and loosing the rules on your own life. Jessie takes a look at what it means to fail when you're a perfectionist and more importantly, how quickly you get up after.2022-09-0628 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItThe Best She CouldJessie shares how she lost her mind when an old version of herself was triggered this spring. She realized that no matter how much you've grown, you'll always carry those old versions with you. You may not love how they react in stressful situations but it matters most how you carry them in your heart.Please send any questions you have to happilyeverheardofit@gmail.com to possibly be featured in a future Q&A episode. 2022-08-3029 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Grocery Store Cashiers and Private Sorority ChefsWe’re back and beautiful. Chris just got back from upstate with Otis and Jessie has been trying to get Winnie adjusted to having a dog around. What’s new in sex? Embarrassing story of the week is back: Jessie’s check out story. Chris remembers his RA days in college, and we chat about roommate issues. What a trip down memory lane. We love you! Patreon anyone? You know you want to check it out
2022-08-2948 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItCloset Full of BulliesOne day Jessie looked in her closet and realized her clothes were only ammunition for her depression. They were all used to hide or punish herself instead of celebrating the fun of fashion. In this episode, she talks about the evolution of her relationship with what she wears each day. She also challenges you to take a look in your own closet to make sure you're collecting pieces to celebrate you!2022-08-2326 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Fighting like Cats & Dogs and Connie's CaramelsThe intro today is sharp! Chris has been wiped out from keeping the pup inside, Jessie’s orange tutu made an appearance and she dropped her new podcast! Winnie is going to meet the boyf’s dog, it’s going to go well though. We hit a Hallmark today: Connie’s Cottage and World Famous Caramels, a creamy story that you’ll fall in love with.Check out Jessie’s new show “Happily Ever Heard Of It” and of course the Middle Children Patreon!!
2022-08-2256 minHappily Ever Heard Of ItPutting On Her CapeJessie Jolles welcomes you to her new podcast where she talks about her journey in finding happiness and self love. She shares many hilarious stories from her past that led her to this desperate need to find a new perspective. 2022-08-1521 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Sad Improv and Reconnecting Behind the CouchWe’re back, full of energy, and guess what? We’re recording video! Jessie went to see 'Into The Woods' with Sara Bareilles and it was sooo good. Chris doesn’t have much going on but he fills us in on a couple fun things, going to see Lady Gaga is the highlight. IMPROV is back! We get into three silly scenes to close this one out. Lots of giggles this week!Come check out our costumes on Patreon, Chris has a stunning orange wig and Jessie looks fierce!
2022-08-0144 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Waking Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed and Selling The DinerHappy 4th if you're into that sort of thing. Chris woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, Jessie has been having vivid dreams. Have you ever done a dab? Jessie might go to a hot dog eating contest, and Chris is off to Miami to get back into his groove! We get the scoop about Jessie’s casino vacay, all is well with the BF. Improv is back for this week with three skits that happen to be quite funny: the diner, the return, and the catch up. Love youuuWe dropped some hints ab...2022-07-0457 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Flying Anxiety and Living in the PresentJessie is coming in HOT for this one, Chris is tired but he’s going to Spain (don’t worry we get the scoop)! We chat about travel/flight anxiety, we move into a clothing conversation. JESSIE HAS A BOYFRIEND, we love it. Chris reveals he was an exchange student, and we discuss international travel and how we used to be so carefree. We close with what our wedding dress would look like.Did you get the Patreon yet? It’s coming next week..
2022-06-1345 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Finding Angela Spambury and Interior Design MastersJessie has a new friend, and the story is such a dream! Did someone say mannequin? She loves it, her name shall be Angela Spambury. Jessie may have found her husband, ahhhhh!! We definitely missed the improvisation so we bring it, The Hallmark is back this week with some energy: A Man-sion In The Woods.Send us suggestions, submit embarrassing stories, leave us a review, check out the Patreon, and don’t forget … we love you!
2022-05-091h 08
Middle ChildrenBetween Butterscotch Fantasies and Classic Red VelvetBack at it again with some fire content. We open this one discussing Bad Vegan, it was sooo wierd. We then get into our dating lives: Chris recaps a Tinder date and Jessie had a FaceTime date and a date that ended differently than usual. Jessie tries to play matchmaker for Chris and it starts a conversation about his dating life. How much do you like cake? Slide into our DMs with an embarrassing story or a review! Go check out the Patreon if you need more of us
2022-03-2848 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Sinking in the Mud & Tic Tacs for LoveChris is going through changes in his career and Jessie offers some support. Jessie had a pretty weird weekend, so she gives us the scoop and then tells us her plans to explore some new neighborhoods. We get into an embarrassing story submission that has us cracking up, and then we finish with a Hallmark pitch: Tic For Tack, a doctor story. How iconic!We love you, go check the Patreon babes!
2022-03-211h 03
Middle ChildrenBetween Hot Physical Therapists and Fantasy DatesJessie missed her PT appointment for her neck, we talk about it and decide to get Chris to a doctor. Our conversation moves to sex and it’s a laugh for sure. We get into Chris’ greatest fantasy romance which is such a dream. Jessie then tells her fantasy too and its soooo bomb.Join the conversation, join Stuck In The Middle on Facebook! Patreon too, don’t forget it!
2022-01-171h 08
Middle ChildrenBetween Bowling with No Bumpers and Six Story BrownstonesJessie pulled a muscle under her chin and we discuss how our NYE plans were: Chris got an awesome house tour and met some people, Jessie stayed in! We’ve been Tindering a bit, going on bowling dates (Jessie used to be in a league), and simply having fun. To close this one we spitball date ideas that Jessie suggest for the second date. Don’t forget the Patreon, we drop new content all the time!!!!
2022-01-1046 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Antique Recording Studios & Why Is Davina Back!?Jessie had her clavicle debut, and a great time in Hudson. Chris bought his most expensive dress yet for his upcoming show, it’s a tear away!! We give a recap of Selling Sunset S4, and then get the scoop on Jessie’s dating life (She hung out with a cute British man!) We close out with a discussion about our exercise routines and how we push through.Patreon? You know what’s up. We are taking December off for the holidays, see y’all next year!
2021-11-291h 00
Middle ChildrenBetween The Light Rail and Love Off The TracksJessie’s Denver trip was sweet, she almost had a total rom com moment. Someone spit in Chris’s mouth one time, and Jessie gave her number out and got one text before it went nowhere fast. We get into the Hallmark: Love Off the Tracks, a hijacker love story. We love you! Have you checked out the Patreon recently? Go do that y'all.
2021-10-2559 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Jessie's Birthday and Sea Salted CantaloupeJessie’s birthday just passed. Do you buy yourself a bday present? Chris went to a wedding and had a hell of a time. He could probably use a car these days. Jessie’s preparing for a conversation with her landlord and then we get into the Hallmark movie of the week: Extra Love, a hilarious gum filled adventure. Leave us a review people!!
2021-09-131h 13
Middle ChildrenBetween Painting Walls and Whittling HeartsJessie’s been painting her apartment and it looks sooo good. Very much her style, we might even get an Instagram tour. Chris has been upstate and nothing too exciting is happening, he needs to start dating. Jessie shares an awkward date experience, we catch up a lil about Real Housewives and then get into the Hallmark. This week it’s Wittle My Heart, a Montana gallery adventure. Smash that Patreon subscribe button y’all!
2021-08-091h 09
Middle ChildrenBetween Being A Resourceful Human and A Terrible MatchmakerWe back, we back! Chris is a very resourceful human, and Jessie is feeling very confident! Chris has a Drag Show soon, and gives some insider info. Jessie went dancing and is going with the flow with her body. We get into improv and the topics include: a restaurant interview, a math audition, and a practice date (she’s trying to set Chris up but completely forgot who it was). Just a classic in person day today, what more could you want?
2021-08-021h 07
Middle ChildrenBetween The Summer Of Sin and Middle Aged SororitiesJessie might join a rock climbing gym, Chris is going to take a boxing class! We have a bachelorette party this weekend for the Tays’!! Chris tells us about another party he went to and was happy to just be talking to someone, Jessie gives us the dating scoop and has two tales each with their own happy ending! IMPROV this week is on point: a sorority rush party, and wedding planning with no budget. The praise to the praises is a must, we frickin’ love y’all!
2021-06-2154 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Rollerblading as an Activity & Thriving as a VerbJessie’s been doing some serious blading, Chris might move back to NYC. Jessie is seriously thriving as of recent, and we love that. Do you like Hearts Of Palm? How do we feel about forehead kisses on the first date? We get into improv so Chris can keep it together. The skits include: TGI Friday’s, the wrong response to I Love You, and and Intruder. We wrap it up with some praise from tidesandpines, we love y’all!!
2021-05-1059 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Lip Beans and Missy Elliot BattlesChris runs on Dunkin’, and the people in LA do not get it. Jessie went on a virtual date and the guy was totally smoked out. She’s in her peak so her goals are redirecting!Jessie visited a doctor for a lip bean. We get on about doctors, and it leads us into the Hallmark movie of the week: Crash Or Cruise!! We end with some friends praise, thanks hiptothejive! Hit up the Patreon for more belly laughs y’all!
2021-05-031h 05
Middle ChildrenBetween Tim McGraw & Casper Who GhostsJessie was late and Chris a pushover, so we’re in a fight. Jessie’s back on her Adderall again and gives us the synopsis of Troop Beverly Hills, because Chris hasn’t seen it. We have a Middle Child of the Week: Angel, gosh darn rockstar you are! Jessie’s super wild so she kicks the Hallmark movie off this week: In Between Tim McGraw and Casper the Friendly Ghost. We end with some praise aye! Thanks Femaleweightlifter, ICONIC!
2021-04-261h 03
Middle ChildrenBetween Googly Eyes and Illiterate LawyersThis show is bicoastal! Chris is in LA. We talk about being heavy on our feet, Jessie LOVES eyes, and Chris is loving getting up early. Jessie’s embarrassing story is about that time she got acupuncture. This week we choose improv over the Hallmark. They go from emergency room to museum to lawyers office and it’s a freakin’ howl. We end with some amazing praise, thanks Katie!!! We love all the reviews :)
2021-04-1252 min
Middle ChildrenBetween The Phantom of the Opera and Settling For Less!Red Alert: CHRIS HASN’T SEEN PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. Jessie bought roller blades, watch out for this bad bitch! We catch up for a bit before getting into the Hallmark movie of the week: Settling For Less AKA Sister Act 3. Sound off in the Facebook group if you think Jessie should have settled, and is Applebees an appropriate first date? WE close with praise as always, thanks mamatiariley! We love you all!
2021-04-051h 12
Middle ChildrenBetween Dr. Heavenly and Getting Too Emu-tionalWe are on frickin’ fire today! Do you sleep naked? We don’t. I Love That For You is back!! Chris is loving Married to Medicine, Jessie’s loving candles. We both love Mandy Moore and Jessie’s been creating a playlist to get ready to. We bring back the Improv and its damn good ( there’s three skits). Thank you for your review Jenn, we loved your praise you rock star! We’ve mentioned the Patreon but it doesn’t hurt to remind all the new Middletons too!
2021-03-151h 02
Middle ChildrenBetween Filling With Rage and Screaming In FearJessie’s fired up this morning and Chris is getting the vaccine! This week’s episode is fast paced and fun. Jessie has an embarrassing story from Chris’s neck of the woods, and it involves ladders. The Hallmark this week is a mashup of improv and role-play: Fright Fest, the not horror film turned cult-classic! There’s a lot to laugh about this week. We end with praise from a first timer! Woooohoooo!!
2021-03-081h 04
Middle ChildrenBetween Airbnbs and Penelope in the CityJessie is thriving and her apartment is stunning! She has some incredible news: her pilot for Forgotten Animals has released! Chris has left the city and feels relieved, so relieved that he’s going to be doing some AirBnb stints around the country to see where he’s going to land next! We get into the specifics of moving to LA for a month, Jessie feels the opposite and wants to put down roots. The Hallmark this week will have you in stitches: Act Three. We end with some praise from our most recent review! Love ya, kisses!
2021-03-011h 07
Middle ChildrenBetween Jessie's Standing Desk and Auditions From HellDid you miss us? We did scales for the opener! Jessie got a standing desk, great for the hips. Chris got a neon hat, Carhartt even! We get into embarrassing stories starting with a submission that is embarrassing, but we do have some words for it. We do a round of I Love That for You, Jessie loves weighted blankets and Chris is loving sewing. Instead of a Hallmark this week we share some improv scenes that are so funny. Let us know if you like them please!! We end with a praise from ash, heyyyy!
2021-01-251h 05
Middle ChildrenBetween Objecting To Love and Dispensary TravelsNew Year New Us!! Well kinda… Jessie watched The Invisible Man, it was sooo good. We get into embarrassing stories with a submission, its a bit poopy.. Chris then tells about a run in with a mean kid, and Jessie shares about her 5th grade musical. Middle Child this week is Travis, congrats dude! This weeks Hallmark pitch: The Bodyguard Pt. 2, a hilarious comedy romance. We end with praise like always, love ya hilaria! Happy New Year everyone
2021-01-041h 13
Middle ChildrenBetween Julia Roberts and Seven Evil Short MenBack at it again! Are middle children clumsy people? Jessie broke a glass and we segue into embarrassing stories with a submission! Jessie took a Jiu Jitsu class and choked out her love interest! We chat about a Julia Roberts flick, and sidetrack into the Hallmark pitch: a rock climbing adventure titled, Love On The Rocks. A seriously funny think tank of a movie! We have a praise from an essential worker, thanks Chip! Kisses everyone!
2020-12-0759 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Passing Out In Snow Banks & Christmas CottagesIt’s been a rocky week!! We get into it, Jessie’s still dating, Chris has been feeling anxious. Our first segment is embarrassing stories, Jessie goes first with an art show edible fiasco, Chris got too high and we have a submission! We do a round of I Love That For You which hasn’t been done in a few episodes!! The Hallmark movie this week: Burning A Christmas Love Story, an Alaskan adventure!! We end with praise from a mom!! Love ya!
2020-11-301h 15
Middle ChildrenBetween Running Late and Matching Velvet GownsWe’re recording early in the day on this one! We catch up after Jessie woke up late and then get into embarrassing stories. Chris goes to a party and trips, Jessie goes to the same party and has issues with a communal table! We love our girl Hannah Berner! Then the Hallmark pitch: Blizzard Of Love, the sweetest yet! We end with a praise, Jenna you are a true middle!! This was a fun one, love ya!
2020-11-231h 12
Middle ChildrenBetween Eating Too Much Candy and Zooey DeschanelBack again! Jessie had a date that was sooo fun, we unpack it. Embarrassing stories Halloween edition: Jessie would destroy her candy before coming home, Chris went to a high school party that was NOT a costume party. We got a nomination for Middle Child of the Week: Jenna, we see you, and we love you! The Hallmark pitch: See Sick!! We end with praise, Maria we give you 5 Stars and would love an Oreo sandwich! Live Show, 10/28/20 7:30pm! Get your tix!
2020-10-191h 20
Middle ChildrenBetween Catering for your Crush and Mermen MarriagesBetter start thinking about costumes, the live show is coming up quick, 10/28/20 7:30pm! ! We’ve been productive, and Jessie got Chris a merman ornament! She went on a date, and we love that! Embarrassing Stories this week: Jessie ends up in a ditch, Chris cooks with his crush. No Middle Child this week, but we would love your submissions! The Hallmark movie: Heads Or Tails, such a fantasy! Thanks for the praise PrairieGirl2013, you made our week babe!
2020-10-121h 16
Middle ChildrenBetween Penelope The Emu & Psychic HypnotistsJessie’s on vacayyy!! Some super funny vacation stories coming at you, while Chris is feeling at a crossroads with life. Jessie’s loving her new papier maché emu, Penelope, and Chris just doesn’t understand art. Chris is really loving goldfish crackers, an exciting journey! The Hallmark movie this week is titled: The Vision Of Love. Our ending praise is amazing. Check out our Patreon friends!
2020-09-281h 17
Middle ChildrenBetween Absolutely Weeping and Life's A CircusIt was Jessie’s birthday!! Go wish her a happy belated if you missed it, she had a magical day. We need a Middle Children production building, can you imagine it!? We’re loving 90 Day Fiance still, but we’re not gonna talk about it much. Jessie’s loving birthday cards and Claire making her gifts, Chris loves a face roller and a fairy light. Kayla’s getting a shoutout for the Middle Child of the Week this week! The Hallmark movie is a submission: Love’s A Circus, we love it. Always ending with a praise, thanks Yayayayaya!
2020-09-141h 24
Middle ChildrenBetween Party City and Bumble FookWe’re ready to rock this week! Jessie’s looking thin and things are working out at her parents. Chris is heading back to Albany. A dating conversation ensues, Jessie’s dating and may have found Chris a man! Shoutout Lauren Datz, she’s the best! Embarrassing Stories Work Edition: Chris’ serving blues, Jessie’s embarrassing days at MTV, and more! The Middle Child this week is David Letterman and strap in for the Hallmark pitch: Bumble-what?, a true box office smash. We end with praise, this week is special because we hit 700 reviews!Don’t forget the Patreon if...2020-08-311h 23
Middle ChildrenBetween Winning William and Dating a Puzzle MakerChris is ready to get out of the city again, Jessie got ready to go to a dispensary. We think we should be writing Selling Sunset, but we're loving it nonetheless. Jessie’s loving Richard Jewell an epic movie, Chris is a fan of San Pellegrino. The duo have a chat about dating, and then get into the Middle Child of the Week: the Tres Amigas!! This week’s Hallmark Pitch: Baguette It! We always end with praise.September 2nd, Live Show, don’t forget. Smiles!
2020-08-241h 17
Middle ChildrenBetween the Tower Of Terror and Aisle Three with the Jump RopeWe jump right into our first segment!! Chris loves Walmart, Jessie loves the 80s and is a woman who fans (ugh, the glamour!) Embarrassing stories: Jessie rides the Tower Of Terror, Chris’s cheap watch breaks. Middle Child of the week: The Jumprope, a box office smash! Were close out with some healthy praise. We love all the submissions, don’t forget the Patreon!
2020-07-201h 03
Middle ChildrenBetween Screwing Moderation and Saving the FarmWe are back with a bang! We keep getting zits, Jessie found an old jean skirt. We bring back, I love that….for you!! Chris is loving My 1000 Pound Life and snake skin, Jessie, platform sandals and the fast lane. Middle Child of the Week this week is a submission! Hallmark Movie of the Month is now on the Patreon. This week though, Mourning To Night, a farm story with numbers. Always ending with praise, and we’re obsessed with this one.
2020-07-131h 05
Middle ChildrenBetween Blowjobs and Yankee CandlesYipppeee!! We’re back, and Jessie had a rough start to her day. Chris got a massage, full body. Embarrassing Stories: Chris gets thrown up on, Jessie’s dorm husband. We both come on strong, but still get anxious sometimes. We want to start taking Middle Child of the Week nominations, DM us!! This week is Jennifer Aniston, what a boss babe. Another joint Hallmark movie, Baby Yankee, a theatrical production. We end with praise as usual, CiggySally is the bomb!
2020-07-061h 10
Middle ChildrenBetween Being Thrown Out of Gaga and Coaching the Olympic Hockey TeamYippeeee! This episode will have you in stitches. Jessie is at home and happy, and Chris just got a foot massage. Positive energy here! Jessie shattered some vases, and Chris has had some embarrassing Gaga concert moments for this weeks embarrassing stories. Middle child this week is a massive one: Bill Gates, that’s who! Hallmark movie of the week: an audience suggestion, Love on the Rocks. To end, we praise Deb, What. A. Woman. We love you all, thanks for the continued support and ideas
2020-06-221h 17
Middle ChildrenBetween Stage Fright and Scary SavingsBack again! Chris has been working out, and had a little accident.. Jessie’s parents tried to set her up, and that didn’t work. They jump into embarrassing stories: Jessie’s Summer Camp Poem, Chris’s Lake House Trip. Middle Child of the Week is Pippa Middleton, what a nice butt. Hallmark movies: Chris works for Spook Queen, Jessie’s a high power fashion designer. We end with a praise, and give praise to SpamuelSky !!
2020-06-151h 19
Middle ChildrenBetween Pogs and Fat PicassoChris has been working hard, building a deck. We chat the Call Her Daddy drama, and can’t understand why we don’t have a Hallmark deal!?! Jessie went on a stroll date. Embarrassing Stories: Jessie’s Pog Party, Chris’s Initials. Middle Child of the Week: John Legend, what a babe. Hallmark movies: better than ever, Fat Picasso! Jessie pitches the sequel and it’s to die for. We show love to a knock-knock joke praise to finish.
2020-05-251h 16
Middle ChildrenBetween Being a Nark and RomonaBack with another hit! Jessie appeared on RHONY, the documentaries are paying off and Chris is a hero. Embarrassing stories: Jessie’s mom’s cigarrettes, Chris’s cab fiasco. Middle Child of the Week goes to… Kelly Osbourne, wahooo! Picture this, our hallmark movie pitches are uh-ma-zing this week. We end with a praise, so we praise back. Love ya!
2020-05-111h 12
Middle ChildrenBetween Ghost Stories and Toyota Brand DealsThis episode starts off giggly, and we all needed it. Jessie is in love with ‘Married At First Sight,’ Chris has been watching ‘Dragula’ and he’s not that into it. Scary ghost stories and juicy embarrassing stories are in order: Jessie’s rental house blues, Chris drinks on a red-eye. The Middle Child of the Week: Demi Lovato. Our Hallmark movies get better and better every week. Don’t forget to check the Patreon for incredible extra bonus content, and we love you!
2020-04-2759 min
Middle ChildrenBetween Getting the Family Heirloom and Hissing at Cats with Maya DeshmukhWelcome back to episode three baby! It’s Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns, today with guest, Maya Deshmukh. She was the youngest, so maybe she doesn’t really get us… we chat family heirlooms and weddings, Middle Child Halloween stories, and grandparents. Middle Child of the week does to Brittany Spears! Wow, Brittany you a star!
2020-03-301h 04
Middle ChildrenBetween Furbies and Becoming Stars Welcome to our first episode of Middle Children with Jessie Jolles and Fat Carrie Bradshaw AKA Chris Burns. We start off the chat with, “What does being a middle child even feel like?” All our middle children out here can relate… Jessie blows the lid off Home Alone and really wanted a Furby. Chris shoved his finger in the car cigarette lighter… We gotta give middle child of the week to Anne Hathaway, congrats Anne! Embarrassing? Yes we are.Hilarious moments of being neither your parents first or their favorite!
2020-03-301h 04
Middle ChildrenBetween a Trailer and a TeaseThe new Middle Children podcast with Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw debuts March 30th, 2020!!
2020-03-1902 min