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HoopatheticalsTwo Milwaukee Bucks Fans Panic! + NBA Playoff Check-inYou gotta lose 2 for it to be Bucks in 6... right? đ˘Two Bucks fans get real about whats up with the team (and what Doc is doing to destroy this team), before checking out the rest of the league, and chatting about the home court advantages, Steph still being Steph, "fights" coming back, and what AI is saying will be the NBA Finals this year. They also look at the Lakers vs Timberwolves, Knicks and Detroit Home Court advantage, and do the Clippers cheat to add noise to their stadium. Find out on this episode of HoopatheticalsChapters00:00 Introduction to the NBA...2025-04-2653 minHoopatheticalsđĽ Pre-Playoff Heat Check đĽ - What You Need to KnowWill there be a new NBA champion this year? Or will the Celts infuriate every other fan base again by going back to back?In this episode, hosts Jez and Thom dive into the current state of the NBA (and NBL Finals), discussing playoff predictions, player performances, and team strategies. They analyze various teams, including the Lakers, Celtics, Knicks, and Cavs, while also exploring the concept of 'herky jerky' players and their impact on the game. The conversation culminates in a segment called 'Shots Fired,' where they define and discuss 'empty calorie' players in the league. In this...2025-03-201h 09HoopatheticalsTHE OL' SWITCHEROO: New Look NBA Post-Trade Deadline & All-Star Breakdown (with Ryan Tennison)Who DIDN'T get traded this NBA trade-deadline? The answer may surprise you...After seeing how all of the new trades have worked for a week or so, host Jez FM and co-host Thom Nixon, along with special guest Ryan Tennison, dive into a comprehensive review of the NBA's recent All-Star Weekend and trade deadline. They discuss the implications of various trades, including the Milwaukee Bucks' moves and the Jimmy Butler saga, while also reflecting on Khris Middleton's legacy with the Bucks. The conversation wraps up with a segment on the San Antonio Spurs' future without Wemby and a fun...2025-02-2555 minHoopatheticalsLUKA & AD TRADE đ¨EMERGENCY PODCASTđ¨In this emergency podcast, hosts Jez and Thom discuss the monumental trade involving Luka Doincic and Anthony Davis to the Dallas Mavericks, analyzing its implications for the Lakers, Mavericks, and the NBA as a whole. They delve into the disappointment surrounding the Lakers' performance, the potential conspiracy theories behind the trade, and the future of LeBron James and Luka Doncic. The conversation also touches on the winners and losers of the trade, with a focus on how it could reshape the league's landscape and impact player legacies.
Chapters:
0:00 Instant Thoughts on the Trade
3:25 Is this the biggest trade in...2025-02-0229 minHoopatheticalsNBA Trade Market '25: Who's Hot and Who's Not?Would you trade for Jimmy Buckets? Would your trade for Beal? Would you steal a movie?
In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom dive into the current state of the NBA, discussing trades, player stocks, and the upcoming season for the Coburg Giants. They analyze the potential trades involving players like Jimmy Butler and Khris Middleton, while also exploring the implications of these trades on team dynamics. The conversation is interspersed with humor and insights, culminating in a creative poetry segment that reflects their love for basketball. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various NBA...2025-01-2945 minHoopatheticalsThe State of the NBA in 2025Happy New Year, and happy NBA Cup to you all.
In this episode, Thom and Jez look at the biggest stories from the last few weeks, before breaking down how they would fix then NBA.
In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez FM and Thom Nixon dive into the latest happenings in the NBA, discussing team performances, player evaluations, and the overall state of the league. They explore the OKC Thunder's recent success, the NBA Cup's impact, and the potential of players like Gary Trent Jr. The conversation also touches on the stock market of NBA teams, where they...2025-01-031h 07HoopatheticalsIt's Getting Silly in Philly + Does the MVP Ever Go to the Actual MVP?Why won't Giannis, Jokic and Embiid ever win another MVP? Get your tinfoil hats ready because today we have got a doozie.
In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom engage in a lively discussion about the current state of the NBA, focusing on team performances, player evaluations, and the dynamics of various franchises. They introduce segments like Heat Check, where they assess the temperature of different teams, and Bank Shot, where they provide investing advice on players. The conversation also includes a creative poetry corner, a segment on conspiracy theories in the NBA, and a Hall of Fame...2024-11-251h 00HoopatheticalsConspiracy Theories: Milwaukee Bucks Edition + Who's Over-Performing to Start the Season?Time to get the tinfoil hats out, because are some members of the Milwaukee Bucks really playing 5-D Chess with this season by starting 4-8?
Welcome back to the only NBA related podcast that uses as many title animations as it does minutes preparing!
In this episode of Hoopatheticals, hosts Jez and Thom return after a break to share personal updates, including Thom's new daughter and Jez's recent travels. They dive into NBA discussions, focusing on teams that have overperformed early in the season, and engage in a segment called 'Worst Fake' where they present hot takes about the...2024-11-1559 minHoopatheticalsBoomers-Theticals: Paris '24 + Celtics Conspiracies & Olympics ChatIn this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the Australian Boomers' performance in the Olympics, particularly their loss to Greece. They also talk about Team USA's performance and the conspiracy theory surrounding Jaylen Brown's exclusion from the team. The hosts share their excitement for the upcoming NBA season and express their love for players like Matthew Dellavedova and Patty Mills. In this episode, Jez and Thom play the game 'Shots Fired' where they roast certain NBA teams and players. They discuss the Lakers' roster, the New York Knicks, and the Phoenix Suns. They also introduce the segment 'Badge...2024-08-0542 minHoopatheticalsBoomers-Theticals Paris '24 + NBA Conspiracies & Olympics ChatIn this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the Australian Boomers' performance in the Olympics, particularly their loss to Greece. They also talk about Team USA's performance and the conspiracy theory surrounding Jaylen Brown's exclusion from the team. The hosts share their excitement for the upcoming NBA season and express their love for players like Matthew Dellavedova and Patty Mills. In this episode, Jez and Thom play the game 'Shots Fired' where they roast certain NBA teams and players. They discuss the Lakers' roster, the New York Knicks, and the Phoenix Suns. They also introduce the segment 'Badge...2024-08-0542 minHoopatheticalsBoomer-theticals Paris '24 + NBA Conspiracies and Olympics chatIn this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the Australian Boomers' performance in the Olympics, particularly their loss to Greece. They also talk about Team USA's performance and the conspiracy theory surrounding Jaylen Brown's exclusion from the team. The hosts share their excitement for the upcoming NBA season and express their love for players like Matthew Dellavedova and Patty Mills. In this episode, Jez and Thom play the game 'Shots Fired' where they roast certain NBA teams and players. They discuss the Lakers' roster, the New York Knicks, and the Phoenix Suns. They also introduce the segment 'Badge...2024-08-0540 minHoopatheticalsLEBRON is a FREE AGENT?! + Conference Finals Check-inFree Agent Lebron James... where is he going and why will it be the Lakers?
In this episode of Who Patheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the NBA playoffs and share their thoughts on the Eastern and Western Conference Finals. They express their disappointment with the Eastern Conference, which has been plagued by injuries and lackluster performances. They also discuss the potential of the Dallas Mavericks and the struggles of Rudy Gobert.
The hosts engage in a fun segment called 'Worst Fake,' where they argue for unexpected scenarios involving LeBron James and...2024-05-2745 minHoopatheticalsThe Vibes in the East are OFF!! Playoff Predictions and the State of the BucksWhy is every team in the east seeming a bit... off. No one seems to have rhythm, and we are 2 games away from the playoffs.
In this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Thom discuss the current form and playoff prospects of the Milwaukee Bucks. They analyze the team's offensive and defensive ratings compared to last year, and express cautious optimism for their playoff run. They also discuss the importance of chemistry and the need for players like Giannis Antetokounmpo and Damian Lillard to find a balance between individual performance and team success. The hosts also touch on...2024-04-121h 02HoopatheticalsPat Bev Helps the Bucks Buck the Trend + Celts/ Knicks Playoff PredictionsIn this episode of Hoopatheticals, Jez and Tommy discuss the recent performance of the Milwaukee Bucks and the impact of Pat Bev on the team. They also analyze the defensive struggles of Brook Lopez and the contributions of players like Bobby Portis and Thanasis Antetokounmpo. The hosts then move on to a heat check segment, where they share their thoughts on the Celtics, LeBron James, and Dante DiVincenzo. Finally, they discuss teams with challenging fan loyalty, including the Brooklyn Nets and the Detroit Pistons. The conversation covers the struggles and disappointments of several NBA teams, including the Detroit Pistons...2024-03-0842 minHoopatheticalsAdrian Griffin Fired! Doc Rivers In!! - Emergency Live podAdrian Griffin has been fired halfway through the season, and has been replaced by Mr 3-1 himself; Doc Rivers. Is this a Posiitve for the milwaukee bucks? Will they lose another 3-1 lead? Should our hosts be optimistic or sad?
All will be revealed!
Also sling us a message at hoopatheticals@gmail.com2024-01-2830 minHoopatheticalsNBA Season Halfway Point + Bucks Blowout CelticsIt's the halfway point of the season, and I think it is time to start asking the big questions... like was the Milwaukee Bucks blowing out the Boston Celtics the most underreported news event of the last 1000 years?!
We break down the worst handles in the clutch, the Dame time winner, and a lot more.
Also email thoughts to hoopatheticals@gmail.com
Show Time Stamps:
00:00 discussing Bucks vs Celts Blowout
10:51 - Thanasis Chat: Thanalysis and âwhat is a...2024-01-1958 minHoopatheticals15 Games into the '23-'24 SeasonDo the Milwaukee Bucks have bad chemistry? Are the Denver Nuggets actually easy to stop? And will Thom love this version of the James Harden Clippers?
All this and more on today's check-in of Hoopatheticals2023-11-261h 03Hoopatheticals'23-'24 NBA Season Preview + Reactions to the Dame/Jrue TradeAs 2 Bucks fans, we have waited too long to talk about the Dame-Jrue trade. But also, is this going to be the most exciting year in NBA history? No good draft prospects, new teams and Victor Wembanyama. What teams don't have stakes? Who's coming out of the east?
Find out all on today's episode!2023-10-1535 minHoopatheticalsBoomer-theticals! + Are the Warriors the KD Nets 2.0 with CP3?This episode we say 'Giddey up!' to our Boomers as we take a look at their FIBA campaign. Plus we break down coaches with the worst facial expressions, who's tanking, where Thom is at with various players, and why CP3 going to the Warriors is going to be the KD Nets 2.0.
Hoopatheticals; for a hard earned thirst.2023-09-0444 minHoopatheticals23' Season Recap + Why the Nuggets WON'T RepeatThe Nuggets WON'T repeat!? Jimmy will never win a ring?! An who is the worst player to jack up a 3 with 45 seconds left in a close game?!
In today's episode, Jez and Thom break all that down and more, plus their classic segments, and there is some serious Eric Bledsoe and Thanasis Antetkounmpo chat.
Also apologies for SFX technical difficulties; new computer problems lol2023-06-1931 minHoopatheticalsA Nuggets Heat Finals (?!) PreviewYep we are counting out the Celts. Sue us! We talk about how our co-hosts predicted this finals, who is on the NBAâs First Team All-âNeeds the refs help to be goodâ, and of course who our Agent Cody âget thatâ bank is. Plus we have correspondent, Ryan Tennison, live from Miami at the Heat bandwagon telling us about the scenes there. Hoopatheticals Now with amazing sound effects.2023-05-2432 minHoopatheticals2023 Playoffs Check- inWill Lebron win his 5th ring (or even his 6th)? Can Jimmy Butler bully the Celtics? And what coach in California could be headed up to Milwaukee for the next season?
Tune in for those and loads more, as well as what they thought of the firing of Mike Budenholzer, where could Khris Middleton land and why some players are better after being traded.
2023-05-0930 minHoopatheticalsBUCKS LOSE TO MIAMI IN THE 1ST ROUND?! - Emergency PodWHAT?!? The Bucks couldn't handle the Heat and lose the first round of the playoffs against the 8th seeded Miami Heat. Get two Bucks fans instant reactions to this this historic loss, what it means for the Bucks going forward, who's to blame and where do the Heat stand in the ranking of the Buck's biggest rivals in the NBA.2023-04-2719 min
HoopatheticalsHawks Cool on Ice-Trae + The Bucks 15-game Winning StreakNews dropped today that surprisingly Trae Young sucks to play with. Were we shocked? Listen to find out.
We also dive into why this is a new era of dominant big men in the NBA, why load management affects the All-Star ratings, how the Milwaukee Bucks have won this many games in a row and has Russ found his best chance to win a chip?
We also talk about what an Elevator player is and we play Agent Cody Bank with some great NBA role players.
2023-03-0239 minHoopatheticalsKD to Phoenix, Kyrie & Luka, and Russ and the LakersDoes Phoenix have the best starting 5 in the NBA after the KD trade? Can Kyrie and Luke be Kyrie and Lebron 2.0? And what does trading Westbrook mean for the Lakers?2023-02-0921 minHoopatheticalsUnderstanding The Utah Jazz's Hot Start, How Underrated are the Bucks & Pokemon Vs NBA Team BuildingHow is the Utah Jazz doing this? Are the Milwaukee Buck's still underrated? And how is building a team in the NBA like building a Pokemon roster?
The team breaks it down and more on today's episode2022-11-1439 minHoopatheticalsDraymond Tape Leak Conspiracy, Lebron and Curry Buddying up and Ladder PredictionsDid the Warriors leak the Draymond tape? Well, in this episode, we make the case for why that might make more sense than you think.
We also break down the strange way Lebron has been hyping up Steph, the mentality of the Net's big three coming into this season, and what the ladder will look like at the end of the season.2022-10-141h 09Hoopatheticals'22-'23 Season PreviewWill the NBA MVP be under 25 this year? Survey says... check out this episode.
Today we talk about our MVP Predictions, Conference champs, biggest playoff meltdowns for the upcoming season. We also talk about what are some hot takes, should you leave in the bench mob that brought your team back into a game, and how would you pitch Semi Ojeleye to get his next bag.
All this and more on this episode.2022-09-2641 min
HoopatheticalsBucks-Celts Round 2 PreviewThe biggest series of Round 2 is here, and you have 2 Bucks fans breaking it down from their perspective.
0:00 - Thoughts on the Milwaukee Bucks vs Boston Celtics
17:50 - Get That Bag!
20:26 - The other 2nd round series2022-05-0133 minHoopatheticalsThe Buck's Path to a 2nd NBA TitleToday, Thom and Jez break down all things Milwaukee Bucks in the 2022 playoffs. How will they win? How (if at all possible) could they lose? What did we learn from the regular season?
They then break down who on the current Milwaukee Bucks team should have their jersey retired.
They also jump break down a matchup with the Boston Celtics, the Phoenix Suns and why Jonas Valanciunas' 25 rebounds may be more important than you think.
Hosted by Jez F.M and Thom Nixon2022-04-1843 minHoopatheticals1st Team Underwhelming and Overwhelming of the NBA 2022 SeasonWhat has been the most underwhelming thing about the 2022 season and why is it Russell Westbrook? In today's episode, Jez is joined by Thom to break down the Milwaukee Bucks recent win over the Warriors and their season in general, the 5 most overwhelming things about the season so far and the five most underwhelming things about the season.
As always buy the domain name from me plz!2022-01-1435 minHoopatheticalsMichael Jordan vs Kevin Durant: Looking at Archetype #4: Chaotic ArtistsIf you thought last episode had star power, then get ready to have stars shoot out of your mouth for our episode on Chaotic Artists. When you talk about the greatest scoreres in NBA history, these four letters have to be at the top of the list; MJ & KD.
Others in this archetype include: Luka Doncic, Damian Lillard
Chaotic Artist types are generally almost impossible to stop one-on-one, due to their highly creative mind and propensity to shoot whilst being heavily guarded. These players also tend to work best as being the focal point of...2022-01-1007 minHoopatheticalsJa Morant vs Russell Westbrook - Why is Ja so much better?!?If you have been hearing a lot of talk about Ja Morant and Russell Westbrook, then look no further than this podcast.Â
Today, I am talking about what makes Ja so much better, and why Russ is struggling. Whether you like the Memphis Grizzlies or the LA Lakers, I think this is a good episode to listen to while you drop a deuce.2022-01-0606 minHoopatheticalsSteph Curry vs Larry Bird - Archetype #3: Order ArtistsPerhaps the creativity Archetype that has the most storied lineup, Order Artists create chances for themselves and other constantly. With names like Magic Johnson, Lebron James, Steph Curry and Larry Bird in the lineup, it's hard to think this isn't the best archetype.
In this episode, I break down how Steph and Larry exemplify this style of play
Order Artists are a powerful group, and tend to be a great first option. Typically effective with and without the ball, their strength lies in utilising speed, strength and intelligence to get open before they shoot. Being...2022-01-0305 minHoopatheticalsWHY YOU HATE RUDY GOBERT!Why does Rudy Gobert cop so much hate?Â
In today's episode, I break it down, and why you might hate other stars.
I also talk about JJ Reddick's conversation with John Collins of the Atlanta Hawks, when they talk about Nikola Jokic's patience. I link it back to last episode where I compared him to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Hosted by: Jez F.MÂ 2021-12-2806 minHoopatheticalsKD & The Experience MachineWhy is Kevin Durant currently not a Warrior? Why did he never seem fulfilled by the championships in the bay?
It may seem like a complicated question, but weirdly, I think philosophy has the answer. Take a listen to this little nugget of an episode to look at why I think Kevin Durant left the Warriors, and at a broader level, why player empowerment is bound to implode.
This episode features a look at Robert Nozick's "The Experience Machine" for those interested in further readings/Youtube holes to fall down.
2021-12-2803 minHoopatheticalsWhy you like Steph and MJ more than Lillard and LebronWhy, in your heart, do you like Stephen Curry more than Damian Lillard? Why do you like Michael Jordan more than Lebron James, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bill Russell? Why does Giannis have 2 MVPs and James Harden only 1, when he can only score by dunking?
In this short monologue, Jez explains one of the most overlooked parts of basketball, and how to tell if your favourite player is in it.
2021-12-2805 minHoopatheticalsNikola Jokic vs Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Looking at Archetype #2: Chaotic FactoriesChaotic Factory scorers are few and far between. They are players that donât have a deep âbagâ when it comes to scoring, but can score quite easily using a few reliable moves. They tend to score while being heavily guarded, and may utilise other skills like passing to create a difficult assignment for other teams to deal with.
In today's episode, we look at the low creativity, highly technical beast that is the Chaotic Factory, and we look at what makes these 2 players similar in scoring style.
Next week, I'll be comparing two Order Artist...2021-12-1507 minHoopatheticalsTrae Young & Tim Duncan - A look at Archetype #1: Order FactoriesWhen you think of 2 players that play in a similar way, I bet Tim Duncan and Trae Young arenât your first thoughts.
However, according to my Creativity in Basketball statistics, they actually play a similar role. Both can be hubs for the ball on offence, both have a couple of moves that are very hard to stop, and both like to get open to shoot, and not try too many new moves on the court.
They both can function well on volume shooting, but both prefer to use their guile to get open, get to...2021-12-1312 min
HoopatheticalsThe 4 Playing Archetypes of NBAÂ StarsDid you know that Lebron and Steph score the basketball the same way? Well, according to my setup and utilising their use of creativity and style, they actually are both Order Artists.Â
In this podcast I break down my new way to categorise the way players play using their creative and propensity to get open to create "style quadrants". You may be surprised to see how KD, Dame, Harden and luka all fit into it, and which ones of them share a style!2021-12-0610 min
HoopatheticalsMeasuring Creativity in the NBA - The New Frontier of StatsWho is more creative; Lebron or Steph?
In this episode, I talk about how I have created a system of measuring creativity as a statistic, and then applied that framework to some NBA players to see how they stack up.
What will be revealed? Will this allow us to see the difference between players we just feel a gut reaction about?
The players I have looked at are:
Lebron James
Steph Curry
James Harden
Giannis Antetekounmpo
Russell Westbrook
Nikola Jokic
2021-11-1014 minHoopatheticalsEMERGENCY: Jrue Holiday and Bogdan Bogdanovich to the Milwaukee BucksGoodbye Bledsoe, Hello Championship?
In this emergency episode of Hoopatheticals, Thom and Jez break down the Jrue Holiday and Bogdan Bogdanovich trades like only Bucks fans could. Was it too expensive for the players? Are they a real threat to win? Do they have the best starting five in the nba?
They also cover CP3 to the Phoenix Suns and Harden to the rockets, as well as the new segment "bad player agent" where you have to sell a team on a bad player.
As always, the name is up for sale, so...2020-11-1837 minHoopatheticalsTop 5 Most Underrated/Overrated, Biggest Bubble "Over Achievers" & The Blueprint to a Milwaukee Bucks Championship 2021 (w/ Thom Nixon)Who is more overrated; Lebron James or Kyrie Irving? Will Jamal Murray be drafted number 1 as the biggest bubble over-achiever? Should the Bucks trade for CP3?Â
These are just some of the Hoopathetical conversations we have on today's return episode. Join your host Jez F.M and Thom Nixon as they break down the most overrated and underrated players, they draft the biggest bubble "over achievers" and break down all the bucks rumours, as well as what they need to work on for next season. Because, obviously, they are the best voices to solve these issues.
2020-10-211h 26HoopatheticalsNever-Won-A-Ring NBA Draft (w/ Thom Nixon, Ryan Tennison & Will Paseckniks)Want to know who would be drafted first in a draft of the biggest losers of the NBA? Maybe you've just watched "The Last Dance" and wondered if you would rather have Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, or Patrick Ewing?Â
In this episode, Jez is joined by all of the previous guests in a mega episode dedicated to the best of the worst. Who can make the best overall team? Which losers are the biggest winners? And how many current players make the list?
We have awards for best team, worst team, best pick, worst pick a...2020-05-2045 minHoopatheticals2021 Expansion Draft: Seattle Supersonics Vs Vancouver not-Grizzlies (with Will Paseckniks)In this 3rd episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M drafts against newcomer Will Pasznyk to see who could draft a better expansion team. PLus they set the oven to roast (both former guests and NBA franchises), Davis Bertans and Seth Curry get their 3rd mention in 3 episodes, and we also look at what would happen if the NBA put in a height restriction of 6'7? Here is the expansion pack of Hoopatheticals. Bring back the Bobcats!
Sorry about the audio. If you have a complaint, please write it in an email and then question your...2020-05-0550 minHoopatheticalsWhat if Shaq never left the Orlando Magic (w/ Ryan Tennison)In this second episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M covers what would happen if Shaquille O'Neal never left the Orlando Magic. COuld he and Dwight Howard play together, and do they win the 2010 Finals? Along with Ryan Tennison, they also break down the worst NBA player you could improve slightly to make them the frontrunner for MVP in 2021, the worst NBA player to be forced to hang out with, and the headlines we might see from Michael Jordan's "The Last Dance"
As always, this name is up and available, so send me a cheque, and...2020-04-2246 minHoopatheticalsWhat Headlines can we Expect From the Michael Jordan Documentary? (w/ Ryan Tennison) - Mini-CastThis is a special Mini-cast in order to highlight the best part of the COVID lockdown; the fact that The Last Dance was brought up to April. Ryan and I try and to break down the headlines we predict will come out of the documentary, and ones that we think won't.
This is a preview of an upcoming episode coming later this week.2020-04-1902 minHoopatheticalsWhat If Every NBA Team Lost Their Best Player? (w/ Thom Nixon)In this inaugural episode of Hoopathaticals, your host Jez F.M covers what would happen if every team lost their best player. With Thom Nixon, they look at what every team looks like now, who would win the finals, and who would win the major awards. They also reveal the lows they have gone to in order to get their NBA fix during the COVID-19 crisis.
As always, this name is up and available, so send me a cheque, and this name could be yours.
Show Notes:
- Going through...2020-04-171h 02