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Other Side Lifestyle110. Keys to Success in Fitness w/ Jim FerrisJim Ferris is a Philadelphia based trainer whose clientele includes professional athletes, local teams, everyday fitness enthusiasts, and maybe a celebrity or two depending on who is in town. Jim is known for his work in the basketball community from training with the Philadelphia 76ers for many years and training several NBA players that live their offseason in the Philadelphia area. Jim's expertise in the training field, along with his dynamic and creative training style keeps players, coaches and clients coming back year after year. Enjoy this AI recap of the show: Jim Ferris is a...
2024-02-181h 05
Dear Pod,Mashed Potatoes, Helen?Happy BLACK HISTORY MONTH! This week Ann and Abby tackle head on or sometimes avoid the topic of race, bigotry and tolerance. In the meantime, Erin and Patty have absolutely no time for your racist, bull$hit, ignorant nonsense. With that in mind, let's all join the conversation. Except for you, Troy. Just sit there, listen and for God's sake, learn something.
2021-02-041h 12
Dear Pod,Siegfried & Roy Are A Couple?Unless you live on your own private island, there is no way getting around the joys and drama of your NEIGHBORS. Are they envious of your color schemes on your abode? Does their potbellied pig make your cold heart warm up or just turn your stomach sour? Doesn't matter. Cause unless you move, you're stuck with the fact that their Christmas decorations will be up all year. So, chew on that, Spanky. And take a deep breath for another dose of cold, hard, ummmmm.........................stuff.
2021-01-281h 07
Dear Pod,Oh My God!!!While peeing in a urinal, Michael Leeney turned to me and said, "My Dad is smarter than your Dad." What? What is that supposed to mean??? Why are you telling me now? Did I mention we were in kindergarten at the time? You ask me if I hold a GRUDGE? This happened over forty years ago and I remember it word for word! Pour yourself a big glass of Pedialyte cause our stomach lining is in shambles over this week's episode.
2021-01-211h 15
Dear Pod,So Much For Dry JanuarySOBRIETY. What a wonderful idea. Then a coup happens and all bets are off. Let's pour ourselves an O'Douls or a vigin margarita and see who is a lightweight and who can bend their elbows with the best of them. No judgement here if you just stick with Diet Coke. But honestly. After what happened this past week...I'm adding some Rye to it.
2021-01-141h 22
Dear Pod,Marie CrannieIt's a New Year and a new GRAB BAG. Can a wife use her husband's karate classes as a reason for divorce? Can I divorce my husband if he has a crush on Ann Landers? Let's not jump to any rash conclusions. I think we should all sit up. Clear our throats. And sing through them. Yes. Sing through your throat and welcome to DEAR POD in 2021.
2021-01-071h 07
Dear Pod,Vodka Soda. No Fruit.GUEST ALERT. Have you written your RESOLUTIONS for 2021 yet? No? Good for you! Did ya see what happened when you wrote them in advance for 2020. That's right. A knee to the crotch. But all is not lost DEAR POD Family. This week, Master Instructor at Peloton, the indefatigable CHRISTINE D'ERCOLE will be guiding us with hope, sweat, tears and the best damn playlist to get us through this new year. I Am, I Can, I Will, I Do believe that before this episode is over we will be raising a glass to you. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2020-12-311h 30
Dear Pod,Hot Ruttered BumHo Ho Ho and Hee Haw to You All! It's that magical time of year when we throw holiday parties and get mad at the smokers. Bitch about why we have to give a gift to our children's teacher, and shove cloves into an orange because no one has any better ideas. You better watch out because we have a SPECIAL GUEST calling in who is sure to offend everyone. Now, take off the mask. Take a deep breath in. Smell the firewood burning and give us a smile. It's CHRISTMAS at DEAR POD. Now, let's don our gay apparel.
2020-12-241h 21
Dear Pod,L'Shana Tovah FeldshuhGUEST ALERT. Let's shake out our hands and stretch our legs. Cause not only are we sending out HOLIDAY CARDS this week, we are kicking our legs up high with former Radio City Rockette, JULIE TOMAINO. Yeah that's right. We are going to time-step our way into your hearts. Kick-Ball-Change the sunshine into your day. Double Turn, Pivot, Step...CRAP...OH GOD...EVERYBODY STOP...I think I just sprained something.
2020-12-171h 18
Dear Pod,Tap Dancing On A F#ckin' LandmineThis week, let's turn on the oven, get out the cookie sheets, prep the rolling pin and tell the family to, "Get the hell out of the house and leave me alone, because I am BAKING!" Milk will curdle, chocolate will be burnt and cakes will fall as we mix, whip and fold another weekly episode into this delicious holiday season. Get those chestnuts roasting, cause here we come nipping at your nose and raiding your liquor cabinet!
2020-12-101h 17
Dear Pod,Shut The F$ck Up, Dolly!Quick question. Why did it take a worldwide pandemic for us to realize that maybe we shouldn't stand over a frosted dessert, blow out BIRTHDAY candles and then serve pieces of this breathy, saliva covered treat to our family and friends? This is just one of the hard hitting, professionally researched questions that we will most likely ignore on this celebratory episode of DEAR POD!
2020-12-031h 11
Dear Pod,The Tickle, The Push & The BurnWhether you hop on a Peloton Bike or visit your local Lucille Roberts, you're going to have to shed off the extra pounds gained on this THANKSGIVING. I mean, is anyone coming over this year? Are we going to eat this entire meal ourselves with no other guests? Are you telling me the house will be calm? No fights with Uncle Lou at the dinner table? (wiping away a single tear) Pour me a Specialty Cocktail because Pandemic Thanksgiving just carved a place in my heart.
2020-11-261h 08
Dear Pod,Frank! What Were You Thinking?GUEST ALERT. OK. Let's move the sofa a bit more to the right. Now, I would like the main feature of this room to be a six by six foot picture of my dog dressed as Benjamin Franklin. I really think a piece like that would make a bold statement. What ever your tastes, this episode about HOME DECOR still doesn't answer the question why the shag carpet was invented in the first place. Perhaps our special guest and design guru, CHUCK RAGSDALE, can skillfully thrown a nice designer blanket over the armrest of this episode.
2020-11-191h 20
Dear Pod,Golden DongsNot only will I GRAB that BAG but I will take everything off of that shelf and put it in my cart. We're off the rails this week because husbands are barking at dogs, salesmen are renting girls and Erin and Patrick are mainlining Super Market Sweep into their veins. Clean up on Aisle three, cause here they come!
2020-11-121h 09
Dear Pod,An Ambrosia Salad Of EmotionsAnother year. Another ELECTION. A lot more than mud has been thrown around these past four years. Whether you're an 8th grader running for Class President or a President who acts like an 8th grader when running for re-election, let's put our differences aside and agree on one thing. The holograph of Robert Kardashian could be the thing that saves us all in 2020. God Bless You and God Bless the United States of America!
2020-11-051h 06
Dear Pod,Reckless AppleGet into your Cocktail Waitress costume and a different type of mask this year, cause it's time to celebrate another go at HALLOWEEN! Do we give kids candy this year? Are they coming to our front door? Or do we just buy a slingshot and fire a Baby Ruth at them? Let's pour ourselves a nice, stiff glass of Witches Brew and figure out if we pass out colored pencils or hand sanitizer this year.
2020-10-291h 16
Dear Pod,Hey! It's Ernie.GUEST ALERT! It's not so much that we see dead people, it's just that they just won't shut up. This week, as the Ladies take on questions regarding PSYCHICS, Erin and Patty welcome Psychic Medium, ANGELINA DIANA, to the pod. Candles are lit. Mind is clear. If anything starts to float in the Maha'a Tiki lounge, we are outta here! Now, I predict that you will goto patreon.com/dearpodofficial and become a member. It's true. I saw it. Get going. I can wait.
2020-10-221h 19
Dear Pod,Shout Out To The GhostGUEST ALERT! Hide your kids and hide your wife because we're celebrating October by embracing the GHOSTS that walk among us. Do you still talk to your old dead girlfriend even though you've been married to another woman for years? Do we use "sporks" in the after-life? Grab a scone as we welcome Emily Seeley Banos to the pod and see how much a group of adults can piss off a dead, sea captain.
2020-10-151h 42
Dear Pod,That Clamping TripGUEST ALERT! Fill the canteens, pack your socks and pitch a tent, cause this week we're all hanging out in the great outdoors. Erin and Patrick will be safely inside the nearest hotel, warm and toasted as the rest of us are braving the elements. Join us with special guest, Mountain Climber, Author, Speaker and Over-Achiever, JOHN BEEDE, as we shimmy up the side of the weekly cliff that we call, DEAR POD.
2020-10-081h 13
Dear Pod,The Shake And The PushFiltered or unfiltered, it doesn't matter. This episode on SMOKING is definitely going to tar up your lungs. Does your 85 years old father practically burn the house down every time he lights up? Is the expression "My Husband Is Smoking In The Bedroom" not a real turn on in your house? Grab a Krispy Kreme and smoke 'em if ya got 'em, cause we're blazing up this week's episode.
2020-10-011h 11
Dear Pod,Watch-Mach-LitWe got a wedding ANNIVERSARY in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. It's only nine years but in pandemic time that equals one hundred and thirty seven years. Whether you pay off your spouses bookie or get them an overpriced, sandwich bag full of apples, the gifts are overflowing this year. Let's all pile into the mudroom and get this party started!
2020-09-241h 18
Dear Pod,Give Me A Bag Of Hair.Tell Me A Story.Some topics bear repeating. And when you're in the middle of a pandemic, we're going to take the easy way out and give you another take on SHOPPING. Apparently, Moth has more to say on this subject. About 10,000 things more. Let's head to Sears and see what the hub-bub is all about this week.
2020-09-171h 12
Dear Pod,Size One NipplesGUEST ALERT! Power up your computers. Get your masks on. Do not sit next to anyone on the bus. I don't care how you're getting there but dammit, you're going back to SCHOOL. And don't give me any crap that you don't feel well, cause I have a school nurse here today who will take your temperature in the exit only zone. Ya get me?! Just so we're clear.
2020-09-101h 12
Dear Pod,I Need A Lot Of CaulkDo I wife swap? Should I let my kid cut into a golf ball? Do I douse myself with gasoline before shooting this shark with my flare gun? These are the burning questions that one encounter during a GRAB BAG session. So, grab your Stella Doro's and dip. This may be a bit dry.
2020-09-031h 11
Dear Pod,Grabbing A Fistful Of WienersGUEST ALERT! Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for this weeks episode on TELEVISION. The Red (actually green) Carpet is rolled out for this week's in-studio guest, 1970's sitcom legend, RICHARD KLINE! The dirt gets dished on everything from Singer Sewing Machine commercials to Herve Villechaize. So, grab your roommates, let's all meet at the "Beagle", and we'll all learn how to blow dry our chest hair.
2020-08-271h 27
Dear Pod,A Beet With TeethFor the love of God. I know it's summer time. It's supposed to be hot. But can ya arrange for a breeze every now and then? I'm SWEATING my Beans and Franks off over here. Whether it's your palms or your pits, get cozy in front of the A/C today. Cause, we're "dewing" all over this episode.
2020-08-201h 19
Dear Pod,Old Teeth Helen Hunt?If you're gonna pass out at the Whole Food, just make sure your Mom is cooking the meal you fainted on. Anything goes today because it's time for a GRAB BAG. Are you losing all of your money at bingo? Do your sons keep losing their temper. Well, let's all grab an unbreakable egg and try to squeeze another episode out of this. You can do it. Keep squeezing!
2020-08-131h 12
Dear Pod,You Made Your Mom BarkWhere's my stress ball when I need it? I didn't get five minutes of sleep last night cause my $%#@& husband was SNORING. Or maybe you are someone who finds that peaceful. Really? Are you insane? Or, should we just call you "Erin". BTW, you're gonna need your sleep, cause after this week's MOTH REPORT, the images in your head will keep you awake until the Fall season. Enjoy!
2020-08-061h 17
Dear Pod,Jesus Is A Real PillEveryone take cover cause mud is being thrown all over this podcast. I don't give a sh&t if you are my best friend. If you don't vote for my guy, this relationship is over! We're four months away from the Presidential Election and POLITICS makes a room intense, upset and irate worse than me clipping my toenails on a crowed subway. I'm not saying that actually happened...but...you get the gist.
2020-07-301h 20
Dear Pod,Liam Neeson In The Drive-ThruDo you have a second? I don't mean to be weird but can you please put some sunblock on my back? Cause, we are smack in the middle of SUNTANNING season and Erin is the poster child for "Melanoma Redhead of the Month". Whether you're catching rays in the buff or in front of your stepfather, you're going to want to increase your SPF levels during this episode. And remember to flip over every ten minutes.
2020-07-231h 19
Dear Pod,She Slept Where She LandedGUEST ALERT! Whether your father is trying to get you laid on your Sweet 16 or your spouse's gift is a beautifully, handwritten letter of expectations and demands, nothing is more exciting to find out what kind of hell awaits you on your BIRTHDAY. So, get your Carvel Cakes out of the freezer as we blow out the candles of all of your expectations for this weeks episode!
2020-07-161h 16
Dear Pod,That Knee To Knee Business Is New To MeGUEST ALERT! Batten down your hatches for a GRAB BAG this week. Just when you think we're gonna zig, we talk about Handicap Parking. Just when you think we're gonna zag, we hit you with Genital Herpes. Let put on the hits and a nice gingham robe as we take our morning coffee with this week's goodness.
2020-07-091h 11
2020-07-021h 20
Dear Pod,Their Droppings Are MonumentalI need a VACATION from this quarantine vacation. Time to pack the suitcases. Go visit friends and do laundry at their house. We’ll probably leave the dogs with them too. I mean, they're little. How hard is it to take care of them? Now, how many Hawaiian shirts should I pack?
2020-06-251h 16
Dear Pod,I'm Not RippledGUEST ALERT!!! Do I go with the Basket Weave wallpaper or do we just tear down this wall? Should I repaint the bathroom or should I just divorce my husband? So many questions when it comes to HOME IMPROVEMENT. Put down the nail gun and swatches as special guest, interior Designer, ELLEN Z. WRIGHT guides Erin & Patty through a stress-free design class...with booze.
2020-06-181h 22
Dear Pod,Two GayliensThe clouds have parted. The temperature has risen. Everyone is in a bathing suit and a mask. Some are just wearing a mask. These are encouraging signs that SUMMER is now upon us. Time to get out the JARTS and just start throwing them at each other. God knows we need to be active during this quarantine. Today's episode is brought to you by the hashtag #deargodwhencanistopwearingthismask
2020-06-111h 20
Dear Pod,LicentiousStrap into your Man Bra, cause we are giving you GRAB BAG variety today. Should you do bicep curls to prep before you carry your Bride over the threshold? Are you a former Marine who has unique taste in clothes? If we're lucky, by the end of this STREAMYARD episode, we may get new fans from faraway places like California............or Indonesia.
2020-06-041h 12
Dear Pod,Jesus Hates FigsI'm going to be honest about my HAIR. It's not a wig, like most people think. The Friar Tuck bald patch and the receding forehead really belong to me. I don't understand why you people don't believe me. No, Erin and Patrick, I don't want a wig hat. But, I'll admit. They're pretty stylish.
2020-05-281h 21
Dear Pod,The King & ThaiListen, I know we've known each other for a while now, but for God's sake will you please close the door to the can while you're taking a dump? I don't care how many years we've been celebrating our WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. Some things just aren't meant to be seen by others. That...and a naked Lena Dunham. These are things I choose not to see. Enjoy the show.
2020-05-211h 15
Dear Pod,I'll Eat Around This RockWhat is proper ETIQUETTE in a Zoom Room? Do I have to make eye contact? Can I drink like a fish? Is the wearing of pants optional? Whether you're wondering who picks up the bill for birth control or if college boys make good weekend guests, we have the answers to almost none of your questions this week!
2020-05-141h 19
Dear Pod,YEAR POD,IT'S DEAR POD'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!! Pour yourself a tall one, cause we've been drinking all week! Let's take a look back and celebrate the insanity of the little podcast that could. From rival sisters in the advice column business, podcast hosts who only seem to travel to Amish Country, people who actually took the time to take pen to paper-write down their problems-stick it in an envelope and mail it to a high wigged and cheek-boned stranger, to a weekly Specialty Cocktail designed to make your day go a little smoother. We are delighted again to welcome you all to...
2020-05-071h 56
Dear Pod,A Musical Gift From PattyIn celebration of DEAR POD's 1st Anniversary and over 50 episodes milestone, our very own Patrick O'Brien takes time out of his busy seven day a week operatic vocal lessons and celebrates his colleagues with a heartfelt ditty.
2020-05-0402 min
Dear Pod,Naked. Father. Wandering.I turns out I discovered the cure to pre-mature balding while I was dreaming the other night. Unfortunately, I was talking in my SLEEP and no one could understand what the hell I was mumbling about. Try not to take anything too literally today as we "express" ourselves during this weeks episode.
2020-04-301h 13
Dear Pod,I Make My Own Sauce.We're gloved. We're masked. But we're not wearing any pants. You need as much protection these days when it's a GRAB BAG. So grab your gay dog and that sexy senior citizen down the street. Now let's all twenty three skidoo into todays nonsense.
2020-04-231h 14
Dear Pod,I'm Gonna Test The Crotch For Space.Does this dress make me look fat? Why, yes. Yes it does. This week, we get honest with the harsh realities of SHOPPING. From choosing the perfect outfit to buying just the right body wash, we take you on a vast journey of...well...only for examples. Let's face it. We can't be here all day. We've got Netflix to binge.
2020-04-161h 15
Dear Pod,A Tribute From DEAR PODIn Memory of Jim Ferris, Jr. Beloved Father to James "Jules" Ferris and Father-in-Law to our own Annnnnnnnnn Landers.
2020-04-1405 min
Dear Pod,Get In Your Bunker, Gladys.Break out the chocolate malted eggs and dip some stuff in that Paz bowl, because it is EASTER! Can you handle more people at your house for another holiday? Guess what? You don't have to worry about it this year. Suit up your dogs in their shark themed life vest as we dive into this weeks Cadbury goodness.
2020-04-091h 10
Dear Pod,A Spring Message, From AbbyA poem, by Abby herself, to guide all fans of DEAR POD through these challenging days.
2020-04-0602 min
Dear Pod,Knock Over Three Dummies And Win A Nun Doll!Do you need a little good news right about now? Well. we got it for ya. IT'S DEAR POD'S 50th EPISODE! Yes, my friends. Fifty episodes deep. And let's be honest, have we really learned anything? All the players are here. Erin is drinking. Patrick is judging. And, Moth is waiting for her phone to ring. Now, grab your Skipper doll, pump her arm and watch what develops!
2020-04-021h 23
Dear Pod,A Bedtime StoryPut on your jammies, fluff your pillow, and pour yourself a nightcap. A special treat for all of our Dear Pod fans. A bedtime story read by our very own AAAAAAAAAnn Landers!
2020-03-3002 min
Dear Pod,What Day Is It? Day.How ya doin'? Ya hanging in there. Weird stuff going on out there right now. You know who's making things weirder? TEENS. Sure, they've been spreading their infections up and down the coast of Florida for decades but do they have to do it now?!?! Join the ladies as they deal with the Rock and Roll music, swingin' parents and let's all wait for Gal Gadot as we sanitize ourselves into this weeks episode.
2020-03-261h 052020-03-2300 min
Dear Pod,The Bidet Has ComeWash your hands, dip yourself in Purell, stand six feet away from each other. This is what we, as a nation, normally do on ST. PATRICK'S DAY. Ann and Abby are dealing with Irish tempers, lying to your Irish father and, well...........drinking. So, let's not panic, be kind to one another and pour yourself a cold one. Cause we're gonna keep it silly!
2020-03-191h 12
Dear Pod,I Cannot Go On With That DistractionAs a recent graduate of Toastmasters, let me say that this episode's theme of THEATRE/PERFORMING ARTS will be taking a lot of liberties. Had to squeeze many stones to get a drop of liquid out for this one. So, grab your child, head to the nearest adult feature and let's see where this takes us.
2020-03-121h 13
Dear Pod,Twice On SundayPop the cork, mix the drinks and restart the podcast, cause today we're giving you DEAR POD LIVE! Recored in front of a SOLD OUT audience at the Fulton Theatre in Lancaster, PA. Erin and Patrick get out of their horse and buggy and get down and dirty with the good folk of Dutch County and discover that Ann & Abby are still as loved today as ever before. And Jim learns the hard way what the RECORD button on the mixer does. Knowledge is Power!
2020-03-051h 22
Dear Pod,A$$hole of Liiiiife!!!!!We're not even sure if we're ready for this episode. This one is just plain down and dirty and we need to take a long hot shower to wash off all the funk when it's over. Fire up your VCR's, get your tapes from the 1980's, cause today we are gonna lube up and enter the world of PORN. I've "Manscaped" for this occasion. So.Ya know. You're welcome.
2020-02-271h 13
Dear Pod,Another Kielbasa, Father Kelly?Yes, I'll eat those fries, And, yes, I'll have a Filet O' Fish with that. Don't you understand? I'm in the best shape of my life and I will DINE wherever I want! So, shake some laundry starch over those eggs and hang some centerfold in your dining room. Time to belly up to this weeks buffet!
2020-02-201h 12
Dear Pod,#VTOOI left you all a brown lunch bag, some crayons and glue on your desks. We're about to make a crappy mailbox to collect the one to three VALENTINE cards that you will receive this year. Whether you're special Valentine is your Mother or the married guy from next door. Grab a handful of Girl Scout cookies and eat them off of Ann and Abby as our love gets real this week.
2020-02-131h 20
Dear Pod,Leon. Tampa.Everyone relax and just breathe! Let's take a look. Ah. Yes. Good. It appears that the podcast is crowning. Now if Erin and Patrick can just keep it together, we're just gonna need one more big push to get this PREGNANCY episode into the delivery room. This one is going to be messy.
2020-02-061h 06
Dear Pod,Bring Out Eddie!Just read this description as fast as you can and then get on with your day. Because time is MONEY. And Jesus, Lord, Our Savior, we will never have enough. Whether you're frugal or a big spender, it's the topic that get's Erin so stressed you will find her safely tucked in a corner having a glorious breakdown. Bring out the hot stones, cause we're all gonna need a bit of relief from this one.
2020-01-301h 14
Dear Pod,Jesus, Gabi!!!Do you love your body? Well, you shouldn't! SHAME. Are you uncomfortable showering in front of all those other kids at school? Well, you should't be! SHAME. This one might get a little weird. Go ahead and bake a casserole and invite the stranger next door over for dinner and some knowledge. Are we having fun yet? Well, we shouldn't! SHAME!!!
2020-01-231h 05
Dear Pod,Meet My Beloved Smother......I Mean Mother.Think you're tough? Think nothing can shake you or get under your skin? Obviously, you have never gone through the ass tightening, hair graying, back breaking pleasure of MOVING. Whether you want to move out of your parents house or move in with your Mother and Grandmother, this episode of Moving Out will definitely give you a heart attack-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
2020-01-161h 13
Dear Pod,Rest In Peace, Elwanda GreerListen, People. It is not our job to tell you about the Bird and the Bees. But if you can't figure out on your own that a 71 year old woman can't get pregnant, then maybe you shouldn't be having 'Sexy Sexy Time" in the first place. Put down the sweets as we start counting calories here at the Pod. It's time we all went through some CH-CH-CH-CH-CHA-CHANGES!
2020-01-091h 12
Dear Pod,He's Sweating His Hair OffThe Ball has dropped. The tree is down. The ornaments are put away. Now, let's get back to the matters at hand. Like peeing in public, kissing your girlfriend with a mouthful of braces, and understanding that hair is important dammit. Hair is important! It's a GRAB BAG,Ya'll.
2020-01-021h 03
Dear Pod,One Fantastic WomanHAPPY NEW YEAR! We're about to launch into a new decade and Ann Landers has something to say about this, dammit! How will you spend your New Years Eve? At a cheap motel? Making out with your sister-in-law? Meanwhile, Erin & Patrick are waxing poetic about their most memorable moments of the past ten years. Or past year. Or last couple of days. Doesn't matter. It will all end with drinking!
2019-12-261h 12
Dear Pod,Merry Christmas, Happy New Rear!The gifts still aren't wrapped, the traffic is unbearable, the carolers are outside the door and they won't shut up. It all doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! Ann has no time for people who are weird about getting their pets gifts and Abby gets curious at a husband everyone has to kiss at the Christmas party. Bring your snowballs to Mrs. Bailey and let the dipping commence. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-HEE-HAW!!!
2019-12-191h 16
Dear Pod,I Should Have Named You Caroline.We're going from holiday prep to husband swapping and straight across to sex before church on this GRAB BAG episode. Erin finally gets her moment on her soapbox to tell you if DIE HARD is really a Christmas movie and Patrick cleans up her mess with his brand new SHAM-WOW. Yipee-Ki-Ay Mother F@ckers, it's showtime!
2019-12-121h 16
Dear Pod,Where My Background Singers?I'm having a hard time reading this description. Can you please move the cue cards faster? Thank you. Hey! Are you another year older today? Would you like us to interrupt your school day and celebrate your BIRTHDAY right in the middle of class? Your teacher won't mind. Buy your spouse an inappropriate present to mark this yearly occasion and let's blow all the candles out on Erin's rum-soaked cake. It's a party, Y'all!
2019-12-051h 09Dear Pod,No Holiday Is A Vacation!Get out the turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, string beans, gravy, bread, booze, yams, mashed potatoes, those appetizers with the water chestnuts and the bacon, cheese plate, pepperoni sticks, that thing in the casserole dish that I believe has mashmallows and fluff, and let's all shove it in our faces and piss Partick off. It's the THANKSGIVING episode! Bon Appetit!
2019-11-281h 13Dear Pod,I Can Feel The Damp In My Knee.What is going on with this Fall weather? One day it's crisp. The next day it's freezing. And, the next day we're wearing shorts. Whether it's hot, cold, snowing, raining or a gorgeous day, someone will always be bitching about the WEATHER. Ann & Abby have their rain gear on and Patrick is knockin' Erin out with "those American thighs". Let's do this thing!
2019-11-211h 06Dear Pod,Wash Your Flesh Car.We're trying to play this episode on the "down low". It's not that we're in a serious relationship with other podcasts. We just find them sexy and want to bone them. That right. It's all about INFIDELITY today. So, pour a glass of a nice, lite Egg Nog and try to talk your way out of this episode.
2019-11-141h 10Dear Pod,She Has A Wimbledon Trophy On Her EarGet out your Ouija boards and settle in. Who knows who's gonna haunt us in this weeks GRAB BAG. What kind of head protection should one wear during sex? And just by reading this episode summary, does it send you running to the bathroom? Put your attitudes in check, throw on your blazer with the shoulder pads and find out "What's Shak'in" on the pod.
2019-11-071h 13Dear Pod,A Bag Of Chips And A DreamCan't talk. Shoving candy into our faces. We are all sugared up for this week's HALLOWEEN edition. Should we ditch the candy this year and just give the kids pennies? And, how the hell is a costumed stranger coming to your door demanding food not a weird thing? Grab your full size Snickers (and if you're Patrick...raisins) and celebrate All Hallows Eve with us!
2019-10-311h 14Dear Pod,I'm 63 And I'm Ready To F$CK!Just in time for the end of Baseball season and Football in the Fall, this one is all about SPORTS. Do you lose your husband on a nightly basis to all of his extracurricular, physical activities? Does wearing a girdle really help your long game? And for God's sake, will someone please explain to Ann why girls CAN play tackle football! Let's all Seventh Inning Stretch into this week's lessons.
2019-10-241h 13Dear Pod,A Spray Of Na-Tay.Jesus, we're going to need help with this one. Oh. I'm sorry. I was actually praying to Jesus for guidance through this weeks episode. Cause, it's all about RELIGION. Does your religion allow you to give your body to science? Will it let you be buried with your favorite jewelry? Grab a milkshake while you walk down the street as you listen to Erin mispronounce everything.
2019-10-171h 17Dear Pod,It's A Very Mitzi Gaynor SundaySo...last week was all about Sisters. One guess what this weeks episode is serving up? Yeah. Yeah. We could have tried harder. But, hey! Does your BROTHER blame you for your wife's nervous breakdown? Or does he expect you to do all the Birthday shopping and he'll just sign his name to the card? Relax. Turn on your sound machines and let Ina and Jeffrey make it all better. Bon Appetit!
2019-10-101h 19Dear Pod,A Belly Full Of Potato SaladLiza and Lorna. Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret. Ann and Abby. Yup. This week we're talking about SISTERS. Is yours a thief only when checked into a hotel? Perhaps she likes to lock you outside the house. You know. Just cuz.? Chances are are, if you have one, then we've got a story for you. Tell that old lady to put the barbell down and shut her yap. It's time to bless the rains down in Africa.
2019-10-031h 24Dear Pod,She Framed Your Pants?Put on your dancing' shoes and let's head out to Club La Bomba! Because in todays GRAB BAG we Cha Cha from kids with birthmarks, spouses who get their palms read, and a husband who thinks that sex is a cure all for just about everything. He may be on to something. Squeeze into those overalls and get comfy with this week's words and sounds!
2019-09-261h 06Dear Pod,Hell In An AutomobileAre we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? As we say goodbye to summer for another season, we tip our hat to the memory of a glorious, stressful, non-relaxing, alcoholic, sand-up-your-crack filled VACATION. How do you split travel cost among friends traveling together? And is a weekend getaway really a vacation? Our storefront physic has all the answers this week. So, put your money down and deal with the results!
2019-09-191h 09Dear Pod,Keep Cool But Don't Freeze.If you guys don't mind, this kid is going to sit next to you and burp while you're listening to the podcast. Have a problem with that? Well, take it up with this week's theme: PARENTS. What do you do when your Mom's a klepto? Does Grandma really have a say how you discipline your child? Grab yourself a Manwich and make this week's episode your meal!
2019-09-121h 14Dear Pod,No Kitty On Titty!Get a tissue, cause this week Erin and Patrick are feeling all the feels. Welcome to the wonderful world of PETS! Ann is plagued with the decision if cats are made for kissing. Meanwhile, Abby acts as mediator for the deceased and their pets who are willed their fortunes. Bend down. Open your mouth. Let the cat smell your breath and let's all roll over and get our bellies rubbed.
2019-09-051h 17Dear Pod,He Don't And We Was.Get out your slide rulers, calculators and brand new Buster Brown shoes, cause in this episode we're going BACK TO SCHOOL! Abby gets to know one of the best homework procrastinators of all time and Ann has an issue with anyone who does not want to lather up after a sweaty session of P.E. Don't be tardy this week or Erin will ask for a note from your parents!
2019-08-291h 17Dear Pod,I Think I'm Part of a TattooWe can't see each other anymore! It's not you, it's me. Actually, it's you. Yup. It's all about EX'S this week. Ann rolls hers eyes at a Mom who thinks she can do better than her daughter. Meanwhile, Abby deals with ex-spouses who feel they deserve a little something from their deceased, ex in-laws. Don't get Erin started on Ex's still reaching out. She has no time for any of that baloney this week!
2019-08-221h 03Dear Pod,I'm P.E-ing Myself Right NowPut on you're jogging shorts and choke down some kale, cause this week we're bringing you a bit of HEALTH AND FITNESS. Ann makes it very clear that she doesn't endorse any diet, while Abby tries to help a desperate man who has too much junk in his trunk. Get that enormous baby carriage out of your way and head on over to this week's episode.
2019-08-151h 10Dear Pod,Get On That Bee!A good old fashioned GRAB BAG episode today! Ann introduces us to a man who has had too much time to himself to plan a brilliant scheme to get a job. Meanwhile, Abby deals with a fella who might lose his job if he can just keep objects out of his mouth. Put down that bingo card and let's all sing karaoke with this week's cornucopia of delights!
2019-08-081h 08
Dear Pod,Arigato! Nice Tits.It's a scorcher out there, folks! Hope you have purchased your new 6000 BTU air conditioners and are cooling off in your tents. Abby and Erin share their thoughts and horrors about adults being nude. Meanwhile, Ann wraps her mitts around a wife with a rope, a bed, and a husband who just needs some down time. Enjoy some franks and beans as we blast into this one!
2019-08-011h 08
Dear Pod,You Suck!What's it like to be a seventeen year old girl and know that you're very attractive? On the other hand, what's it like to start dating at the age of twelve? Do you smell a theme? This week is all about the wonderful world of POPULARITY. Slice off a piece of Birthday Cake, throw on your worn out album of A Chorus Line, and 5, 6, 7, 8 yourself into this week's jazz combination.
2019-07-251h 12
Dear Pod,And THAT'S Family!It's our very first LIVE AUDIENCE in the Maha'a Lounge! And we filled it with family. How ironic, cause today's topic is all about FAMILY. Which family members really deserve to get their pictures taken at a wedding? And do we really have to support our adult family member when they graduate college? Try not to pass out as your blood pressure plummets while we present you this week's chaos!
2019-07-181h 04
Dear Pod,They Should be Punched in the Baby Maker!Don't wear your good shirt. You'll probably get spittle all over it, Cause today's show is all about BABIES! Abby discovers that a man who has too many daughters...is an idiot. And a listener believes that a very middle-aged Ann just might be pregnant. HEY! HEY! YOU! Take the kids out of the fridge and let's go visit the Amish. It's a new day to learn!
2019-07-111h 07
Dear Pod,CONFIDENTIAL TO:Today's episode is all about the "CONFIDENTIAL TO's". We're reading the answers to unpublished questions.The advice-seeking questions weren't printed, but our High Haired Heroines answers to them were. Sound weird? Patrick thinks so. Relax your Hidee-Holes and grab some Swizzle Cake. You'll need a drink after this one.
2019-07-041h 02
Dear Pod,Dear Gay Pod,Just in time to "bring up the rear" of Gay Pride Month, we happily present DEAR POD's themed episode celebrating everyone and everything that is Faaaaaabulousssss!!! We shine a light on Abby's enlightened look at alternative lifestyles. Ann get's the scoop on the first gay university and Erin has issues with Mariah Carey. Grab your Glow-Sticks and open your umbrellas, CAUSE IT'S RAINING MEN!! Today's episode is brought to you by: BREAD.
2019-06-271h 17
Dear Pod,A Slow and Crunchy Death.(cue the organ music)Today's episode is about DEATH & DYING. Is it good form to film a strangers funeral? And what should you wear when you attend one? We learn what could have been the everlasting after-life of Chow Chow and why dead skunks like to ride canoes. Grab your corncob and assume the position. It's time to learn more things.
2019-06-201h 12
Dear Pod,Bad Place to Stand!Let's all take our sleeping babies to McDonald's and take a survey on teen sex! A 15 year old girl considers Abby the closest thing she has to a mother. And we introduce our new segments of "Episode Themed Cocktails" and "Listener Mail". Raise your glass and gulp down this week's buffet of worded wisdom!
2019-06-131h 03
Dear Pod,Taste and See the Goodness!Ring those WEDDING bells and say, "I do" or "Let's see what happens". It's our first themed show! Should a bride's mother tart it up at her daughter's wedding? Ann has a pamphlet for all your wedding needs and Abby gets very direct to a new bride about her "pal" of a husband. We're shooting interiors today and you're coming with us!
2019-06-061h 12
Dear Pod,Why Did I Bring My Five Year Old to "On Golden Pond"?!?In this weeks episode, we break down just how much high school reunions suck. What is proper wedding etiquette as a guest and why does Erin have to cater it? And if you ever wondered what a potty mouthed Katherine Hepburn would sound like, grab a piece of a twelve foot party sandwich and take a bite with us!
2019-05-3058 min
Dear Pod,STEVEN!!!Check behind your walls and join us as Abby discovers the surprise of a gallstone. Learn why Erin won't eat at Stinkberry. And let's all starve ourselves as we discover the dietary rules of Oral Roberts University. Pop open a can of a wine style product and choke down this weeks episode!
2019-05-231h 01
Dear Pod,I Killed a Man in Muskegon!Erin & Patrick discuss the pros and cons of Soul Cycle. Ann responds to a famous Rockstar. And we learn how one man HAS to make love ONLY in the afternoon. Put some tarter sauce on those five pieces of fish, grab a fork and dig in!
2019-05-1658 min
Dear Pod,Sorry, Toots!Abby gives some brutally honest advice to a grieving mother. Ann breaks down the pluses and minuses to having a twin sister (in the same profession.) We ponder the question if Jaguars can be homosexual. And we discuss the famed $2.05 cake. Batter up!
2019-05-0951 min
Dear Pod,Howzat???Today, Ann gets a letter from America! Abby helps a child AND an adult who are confused about baby making. And we discover the joys of the $2.05 cake. Pour yourself a glass of Vanderpump Rose and hop on board!
2019-05-0952 min
Dear Pod,Ann F$#king Landers!!!Our Pilot Episode! Join Erin and Patrick as they speelunk headfirst into the rounded hair and high cheekbone world of Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren. Grab a rum ball and enjoy!
2019-05-0235 min