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$Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingS2E5 – Hullinger on Horror with Mike Hullinger Mike Hullinger loves horror movies, and I love talking to people about stuff they love, so we talked about horror movies for roughly an hour, and then I made the recording into an mp3! Mike is the co-host of Weird Awesome on wesaystuff.com. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-08-171h 15

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinThe Dungeon Masters – Episode 4: Douglisio DiMuccioI sat down to talk with filmmaker Douglisio DiMuccio about his experiences as a DM, disappointments as a player, and being super prepared for games. Douglisio’s newest movie is called Neo, and you can find the details below. Website www.anewbreedofhuman.com/ Trailer Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-08-032h 14 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingS2E4 – Star Trekin’ with Ben Duncan Ben Duncan grew up religious, but somehow his parents let him watch Star Trek, which is about a secular progressive utopia. I don’t understand it, but he watched it and he loved it, so now we talked about it. Ben’s Twitter: twitter.com/BenKelseyD Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-07-271h 34

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinThe Dungeon Masters – Episode 3: Scott BrownIn the first episode the series, I sat down to talk with Leo Jenicek of The Pod of Many Casts. This week, I spoke to the DM for that show, Scott Brown, who does an excellent job of keeping up with all the nonsense Leo and the other players pit against him. We talk about Scott’s background with RPGs, and how he handles some truly protean characters while still moving the story forward. The Pod of Many Casts LibSyn iTunes Facebook Galaktacus LibSyn iTunes...2017-07-131h 09 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingS2E3 – Batman(ia) with John Osborne John Osborne sure does love Batman, and we talked about it. I really, really like Batman, but John is a Batmaniac, and it was so much fun getting to talk to him about his love. Note: This was recorded before Adam West passed. I think it’s clear from the episode that we were both big fans of the 1966 Batman. He will be missed. You can listen to John’s podcast Comics in General weekly on wesaystuff.com. John’s Twitter: twitter.com/OshKoshOsborne2 BAT STUFF Theme Music by...2017-07-061h 55

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinThe Dungeon Masters – Episode 2: Derek KrentzIn the second episode of our interview series “The Dungeon Masters,” I sat down to talk with Derek Krentz who you will recognize as one of the players on this very podcast. Derek is both one of my players, and one of my dungeon masters, so we talked about the games we’ve both run and played. You can check Derek out on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ssjdonkeykong64 Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-06-271h 42 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingS2E2 – Chris Rahe Marvels Two episodes! They said it wouldn’t last! I sat down with comedian Chris Rahe to talk about Marvel comics, movies, and TV shows. Because, you know, they needed promotion. You can see Chris weekly at The Drop Comedy Club in South Bend, IN. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-06-061h 12

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinThe Dungeon Masters – Episode 1: Leo JenicekIn the first episode of our interview series “The Dungeon Masters,” I sat down to talk with Leo Jenicek of The Pod of Many Casts. I met Leo at GenCon a few years back, and I’ve kept in touch over the years, and thought he’d be an interesting guy to talk to about what it means to be a DM. I was not disappointed. Leo plays the role of Lord Cornelius Ashe on The Pod of Many Casts, links to which are below. You can also read Leo’s writing at jenicek.org and read his daily D...2017-05-301h 27 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingS2E1 – Jason Stapls Raps About Rap Everyone’s Got a Thing is back! I sat down with the very funny Jason Stapls to talk about Rap/Hip-Hop, which is a genre of music that I like but know very little about. Jason brought along a playlist of songs covering his history with rap, which you can find below. I’m very excited to be back after such a long hiatus, and we’ve got great guests lined up to talk about all sorts of interesting stuff! You can see Jason weekly at The Drop Comedy Club in South Bend, IN, and on twi...2017-05-171h 52

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E22 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 22: I’m Gonna Draw a Penis on His FaceHobgoblins dispatched, and off to further adventure at the Old Owl Well! Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-05-021h 08

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E21 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 21: Please Don’t Call The Nice Man Who Makes the Music ‘Señor Ding-Dong.’With their business finished in town, our heroes head out to further adventure! Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-04-1437 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E20 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 20: The Legend of this “Pillow Boy” Has Reached Even NeverwinterThe dungeon is clear. It’s time to figure out where we go next. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-03-241h 12

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E19 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 19: Are You Trying to Kill Yourself with Meat?The wizard is defeated, and our heroes slaughter the rest of the dungeon. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-03-1039 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E18 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 18: I Didn’t Realize this Beer was 8.5 Percent Alcohol.The wizard attacked our dwarf, and now he’s dwarf pissed. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-02-2026 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E17 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 17: He’s a Were-MeninistIt’s time for revenge as the party attacks the goblins and bugbears that killed their previous characters. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2017-01-1641 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E16 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 16: We Can’t Blame Everything on Pillow BoyLast time, the party just encountered the zombie versions of themselves. This time, we continue that battle! Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-12-1239 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E15 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 15: D&D&DD – Dungeons and Dragons and Day DrinkingLast time, everyone died. This time, everyone is alive, and by alive, I mean they all have new characters. It gets silly real quick! Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-11-1641 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E14 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 14: Wake Me Up When It’s My TurnSome really bad choices happen this time, leading to a really bad result! Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-11-0139 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E13 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 13: DaCable FanningThe gang is back together and begin to explore more of the dungeon complex. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-10-0442 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E12 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 12: That’s Mister Skywalker to You!Berel opens a door and get stabbed in the face for his trouble. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-08-2930 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E11 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 11: You Hear a Xylophone and You Know it’s SkeletonsThe fight with the nothic is complete, and Peach runs off in a rage into a whole new mess a’ trouble. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-08-0843 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E10 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 10: This Way Any Way You Lay Down, You’re Comfy and You SleepLast time, our heroes set out without Spiznorp, now they’re trying to keep a certain other halfling where they want him. Why they want him to stay there, no one seems to know. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-07-2058 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E9 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 9: Can We Armor Up the Kid So He Doesn’t Die?Having recovered from their ordeal, the party heads out, minus one particularly stabby halfling. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-07-0146 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E8 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 8: I’m Gonna Negasonic Teenage Warhead These Motherf#ckersSpiznorp started a fight with the Redbrand’s, and things turn dire indeed. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-06-0631 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E7 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 7: I Walk Between His LegsAfter completing their dealings in Phandalin, Spiznorp starts a fight! If you live in the Chicagoland / Michiana area, don’t forget to reserve your tickets for Felonious Munk Live in The Nest, Featuring Faizan Hussain with Special Guest Zach Boyce, Thursday May 26th at 8pm. Check out the Facebook page for more information or buy your tickets online. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-05-2331 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E6 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 6: I’m FBI…Federal Bagina InspectorOur heroes have cleared the goblin’s cave and are back in the saddle again, headed for Phandalin. Stupidity ensues. If you live in the Chicagoland / Michiana area, don’t forget to reserve your tickets for Felonious Munk Live in The Nest, Featuring Faizan Hussain with Special Guest Zach Boyce, Thursday May 26th at 8pm. Check out the Facebook page for more information or buy your tickets online. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.co 2016-05-1447 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E5 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 5: Your Best Dom DeLuiseHalf of the cave is down, and the other half is ready to go; our heroes finish the goblin hideout. If you live in the Chicagoland / Michiana area, don’t forget to reserve your tickets for Natalie Jose Live in The Nest, Thursday April 28th at 8pm. Check out the Facebook page for more information or buy your tickets online. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-04-1945 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E4 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 4: Death Car WashThe cave inspection tour continues, and a lot of dumb stuff happens in the process. It’s basically Benny Hill with goblins. If you live in the Chicagoland / Michiana area, don’t forget to reserve your tickets for Natalie Jose Live in The Nest, Thursday April 28th at 8pm. Check out the Facebook page for more information or buy your tickets online. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-04-0441 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E3 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 3: Cave Inspector!When we were last with our heroes, they just dispatched an ambush of goblins. This week, they head out in search of where those goblins came from, and their friend Gundren Rockseeker. Also, Peach carries some little people. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-03-141h 11

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E2 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 2: Best Get ta Gumpin’When we were last with our heroes, they were about to be attacked by unknown assailants, and we pick up there with the first combat of the new season. It’s a bit of the old “Theater of the Mind,” so hopefully a little more accessible to listeners. Also, Aaron invents a catchphrase. Roll for Initiative! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Theme Music by bensound.com. 2016-02-2543 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS3E1 – The Lost Mines of Phandelver Pt 1: A Dead Horse Moves Ten Feet Closer To YouWe’re back! Season 3 is here, and we’re playing a new edition of D&D! Change is hard, but I think we’re making it through without too much trouble. For this season, we’re playing “The Lost Mines of Phandelver” a boxed adventure available as part of the D&D 5th Edition Starter Set. The starter set comes with everything you need to play D&D, and I think the adventure that comes with it is a good intro to the new system. We also added a new member of the podcast family, Derek Krentz, who is an old fr...2016-02-1245 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinGoblins Log # 4Just a quick update on what we’re working on for next season and a few projects we’re kicking around as well. If you’re fans of the show and live in or near the Northwest Indiana / Southwest Michigan area, Jim will be hosting a stand-up comedy show Thursday, January 21st at 7PM Central Time at The Nest, 803 Franklin St in Michigan City, Indiana. Check everyonesgotathing.com for more details. // Amazon.com Widgets 2016-01-1107 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E26 – Double Your Fun Pt 12: I’m a Racist Stereotype!Last time, Aaron learned about Yaoi, and Chuck tangled with a two-headed Barlgura. This week, the battle for Wrigley Field, and this season of 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Goblin is finished! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-12-2834 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E25 – Double Your Fun Pt 11: I Just Want Everyone Here to Know That the Image I Have of Harry Carray is Forever TarnishedOur heroes have taken the fight to the heart of Wrigley Field, and everyone feels a little dirty about the whole Bill Cosby-Carray thing. That and more in this exciting episode! Donate to Child’s Play This Holiday Season We ask that in lieu of support through PayPal or our Amazon Affiliate Links, you donate to Child’s Play, a charity that helps bring games and entertainment to Children’s Hospitals. You can find out more about them on their website. Ambient music and sound...2015-12-0348 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E24 – Double Your Fun Pt 10: I Often Pray for the Sweet Release of DeathLast time, the fight outside had finished, but the battle for Wrigley Field has just begun! Plus, things get dark, and we talk about Bill Cosby Carray. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-11-1935 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E23 – Double Your Fun Pt 9: Time for a Bit of the Rough and TumbleWhen last we were with our heroes, Toots was about to try to blast some fools. This week, the battle outside of Wrigley Field is over, but the final showdown is still to come! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-11-0328 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E22 – Double Your Fun Pt 8: Did You Put This on Snapchat?When last we were with our heroes, we talked about Jared Fogel, Chuck was trying to shoot someone, and Sammy broke the mic stand. This week, more shooting! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-10-1535 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E21 – Double Your Fun Pt 7: So How Do You Spell Wiskeydorf?When we were last with our heroes, they had just made their way to Wrigley Field, where they found a chaotic battle between the police and the Thule Society. Battle ensues, plus, I break the news about Jared Fogel to the table. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-09-2448 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E20 – Double Your Fun Pt 6: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf Alternate Titles: Ally McBeal Had an Abortion or Who Let the Dogs Out? I Let the Dogs Out. When we were last with our heroes, Chuck had just dropped a running band saw on a werewolf. The mess was considerable. In this week’s episode, the party interrogates their prisoner, who turns out to be a very odd German, indeed. Shia Lebouf Video Several times during this episode and those that follow, we talk about a video called Shia Lebouf by Rob Cantor. The video is embedded below for your watching pleasu...2015-09-1035 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E19 – Double Your Fun Pt 5: Witness Me!…Again!When we were last with our heroes, Chuck was just trying to throw a werewolf into a running band saw. Find out how that went in this exciting episode! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-08-1328 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E18 – Double Your Fun Pt 4: Diaper Wearing AC FarmerWhen we were last with our heroes, they were just getting ambushed by werewolves. In this episode, we pick up right where we left off, in the heat of battle. Get ready for a lot of kung fu werewolf action, plus: Chuck gets an idea! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-07-2134 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E17 – Double Your Fun Pt 3: Chuck L. F*cksIn this episode, our heroes learn more about their redheaded guest, we learn about the Law Family’s history with children’s pizza restaurants, and we finally get to some combat. Check it out! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-07-0641 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E16 – Double Your Fun Pt 2: Vampire Weekend at Bernie’sIn this episode, our heroes do a bit more investigating into the death of the Professor, interrogate a priest, Ivana invents the Russian Casserole, and Chuck meets a new and exciting friend. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-06-2452 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E15 – Double Your Fun Pt 1: Witness Me! 2 Guys, Girl, and a Goblin is back! We’ve got an all new chapter for you guys, kicking off with a trip to a grizzly crime scene. Ivana is sleepy, Chuck wears sunglasses, and much much more in this exciting episode. Chuck wears his sunglasses at night. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-06-1038 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E14 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Epilogue: Elaborate Heist! It’s a special epilogue episode to Chapter 2! Sammy wanted to do a little solo mission, so Splyg suited up to run tech as Ivana attempts to infiltrate a police station to spring Stephen, the zombie raising wunderkind, before he’s taken off to labs unknown. Ivana gets to do some cool Black Widow stuff, and then as always happens, the plan goes a little cockeyed. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-05-2647 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinGoblin’s Log # 3 Quick update! We’re still alive, and working on the next episodes, but time has been a factor. Also, an update on what we’re going to do in the future. 2015-05-1205 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E13 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 7: Louder, and With Your Mouth Open Last time on 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Goblin, Chuck Law was contemplating shooting a 9 year old in the face! Toots and Ivana were advocating diplomacy, and Splyg was wondering why he came in to work this morning. What will Chuck do? Find out in this week’s exciting episode! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Bumper sounds by Suonho. 2015-04-2028 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E12 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 6: Does it Smell Like a Penis is Cooking in a Pot? When last we left our heroes, Toots was about to make a death saving throw, having been put down by some nasty zombies. We pick up right were we left of, with the result of that roll. I’m tired and can’t come up with anything more interesting to say about this episode, but trust me, it’s a fun one. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Bumper sounds by Suonho. 2015-04-0630 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E11 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 5: Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Toots, It Toots for TheeWhen we were last with our heroes, Chuck was in dire straights, having been felled by a massive zombie hulk. Will the party be able to carry on without their stalwart defender? Now that Chuck is down, does Sammy know she’s got the highest AC in the party? Will we ever finish this adventure? Find out in this week’s exciting episode! Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-03-2326 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E10 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 4: Shocking Feedback…With Sexy Results In our last episode, Chuck took a bit of a tumble, and now we’re back to find out exactly what the results of his misfortune will be. More cars, more zombies, more more in this week’s exciting episode! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. 2015-03-0932 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E9 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 3: He Died as He Lived…In Horrible Agony We’re back in the saddle, and this episode, Mirabelle gets a chance to shine, aided by the rest of the party. Guns! Stunts! Zombies! All this and more in this exciting episode! // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with permission. Pingoat 2015-02-2333 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E8 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 2: Snow Dogs! We are back with more hot living creatures on zombie action! Toots runs away, Chuck finally makes his power work, and the resident Millennials sync their brainwaves just long enough to conjure a Cuba Gooding, Jr. movie. That and more in this week’s exciting episode! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our new movie podcast, Green Light, Red Light! We’re pretty excited about it, and we think you’ll like it. // Amazon.com Widgets Ambient music and sound courtesy of and © www.tabletopaudio.com. Used with...2015-02-041h 02

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E7 – The Ravenswood Zombie Outbreak Pt 1: This is the Closest You Can Get to Chuck Law Without Gettin’ Yer Eyes Wet The CPC team is back! In this episode, we start Chapter 2 of the current campaign with an outbreak of zombies in the neighborhood of Ravenswood, home to some of Chicago’s oldest cemeteries. I do some unnecessary voices, and then Chuck tells us about the allowable distances relative to Chuck’s position for ocular irrigation. It’s a hoot! Oh, BTW, in case you’re one of those people that reads these intros, go check out our new podcast! Sammy from this very show is hosting a movie podcast called Green Light, Red Light, where we watch bad...2015-01-231h 23

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E6 – The Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 6: There’s a Recipe for Fudge in My Notebook Our heroes have helped Peg Leg Johnny hobble on to the next world and reunited two star crossed lovers, so now there’s just one more task to complete: shaking the hand of mystery. Plus: Jim finds a recipe for fudge in his notebook. All this and more in this exciting episode! Here’s the link to the video we reference at the beginning of the podcast: Link 2015-01-0522 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E5 – Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 5: The Were-Jersey Girl Having helped the “Al Capone” ghost to his final rest, our heroes turn our attention to the wandering ghost on the 8th floor and Peg Leg Johnny. True love! Confused hotel employees! Tables! All this and more in this exciting episode! 2014-12-1147 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E4 – Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 4: The Night Time is the Right Time for Huntin’ Ghosts Chuck lives! Our heroes have survived their battle and put down the evil Nazi ghosts, and now they’re on to tackling the other, considerably less threatening ghosts of the Legislative Plaza Hotel. Excitement! Adventure! Elevators! All this and more in this exciting episode! 2014-11-2636 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E3 – Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 3: Cool!…Gross. In our last episode, the team headed over to the Legislative Plaza Hotel, did some research at the library, visited an old, dying detective and are on the verge of maybe getting their defender killed by ghosts. We ended the last episode with Chuck making his saving throw to see if plummets 120 feet to his death. Let’s hope he rolls well! 2014-11-1154 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E2 – Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 2: This Look Comes from the ‘Guys You Tell the Flight Attendants About’ Series Quick Warning: The intro to this one is extra long, because I took a few minutes to talk about “Gamergate” and my thoughts on the dickheads that are promulgating it. I also talk quickly about a book, Chicks Dig Gaming: A Celebration of Gaming by the Women Who Love It, which happens to coincidentally deal with the issues women often face when getting involved with games and gaming. You can read my review of it here. If you want to skip it all, you can head to about the 7:36 mark. In the last episode, we met our...2014-10-2359 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E1 – Legislative Plaza Hotel Pt 1: Spooky Clipboard 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Gobin is back! Episode 1 introduces our new characters, our new setting, and a whole new chance for us all to act stupid! We pick up with the adventures of Chuck Law, Ivana Diq-Tiqle, Toots, and Splyg as they take their first steps as a newly minted team for CPC, Chicago Paranormal Control. Roll for Initiative! 2014-10-0752 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS2E0 – Season 2 Preview In this episode, we take a look forward at our new characters and setting. This upcoming season will be set in an alternate universe version of Chicago, IL, where monsters, magic, and the supernatural are real. Season 2 of Two Guys, a Girl, and a Goblin stars: Aaron Buell as Toots, P.I., Gnome Wizard Eric Helmken as Chuck Law, Human Fighter / Cleric Sammy Kampersal as Ivana Diq-Tiqle, Human Rogue / Binder Jim Kliss as The Dungeon Master and Splyg, Goblin Artificer 2014-09-2600 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E34 – Season 1 Retrospective Part 2Update: The intro somehow got all messed up, so I rerecorded it and the new version is up. Sorry to anyone who had their ears damaged by the first version. I still don’t know what happened there, but the new version sounds much better. In the second half of our Season 1 retrospective, we take a look back at the final 9 episodes of the season, including a rundown of what happened and clips from some of the more important or fun moments. We also talk about our favorite moments from Season 1 and delve into tales of games...2014-09-1148 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E33 – Season 1 Retrospective Part 1 Season 1 is finished! Thirty two episodes, and Kalarel has been stopped, and the Nentir Vale can rest easy for the moment. This episode is a look back at the first 23 episodes of the season, including a rundown of what happened and clips from some of the more important or fun moments. Episode 34 will delve in to episodes 24-32 along with our favorite moments from Season 1 and tales of games past. If you’ve been with us from the beginning, this is your chance to relive some of the best moments of Season 1, and if you’re new to the s...2014-08-2557 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinGoblin’s Log #2A super quick update on what’s going on with the show. I’ve personally been very busy, and on top of that, Sammy’s car has let slip this mortal coil, so we’re doing a lot of ride sharing, so it’s been pretty crazy here. The retrospective episode, which will be coming out next, requires a lot more work than the normal episodes, since this is a clip show, and I have to cut things in to it. I am working on it, but it takes a lot of time, so it’s behind schedule. Stay tuned, though, a...2014-08-1501 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E32 – Tempus is Gonna F*ck Your Corpse This is it! The season finale is here, and it all comes down to this moment, the final battle against Kalarel and his minions. We have action, drama, and the return of an old friend. The next episode is going to be a retrospective on Season 1, and then we’ll have a preview of Season 2, a short break, and we’ll be back with more episodes. Roll for initiative! 2014-07-231h 15

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E31 – This is a Lovely Room of Death! In the last episode, we resolved the monster explosion as the result of our heroes’ trap. Episode 31 is the penultimate episode of season 1, and our heroes fight their way to the final chamber and their final confrontation with Kalarel, priest of Orcus. We also learned that when Aaron gets nervous, he eats his beard (pic below). Episode 32 is in two weeks, and is the final episode of Season 1. After that, we’ll have a retrospective on Season 1, talk about some of our favorite moments from this season and from previous campaigns, and give a preview of season 2, with all...2014-07-101h 11

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E30 – Wow…Much Fire…Very Dangerous Last episode, our heroes tried to get a good night’s rest, but someone else had another idea. This week, we find out who’s come a’knockin’ and there’s a huge explosion. Splug has never been happier. It’s a short episode this week, but we’re leading in to two long episodes, including the season finale. 2014-06-2629 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E29 – If You Survive, You Get Popcorn Last episode saw our heroes fighting a Gelatinous Cube, followed by opening a door that triggered some sarcophagi to disgorge their payloads into the room. We pick up in this episode right where we left off, and find out what happened with those sarcophagi. 2014-06-101h 03

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E28 – It Suddenly Got Shiny in HereUpdate: This time I’ll attach the damn file. We are back from hiatus! Episode 28 finds the party backtracking, attempting to finish off killing any more hobgoblins that might have been behind them, before attempting to stop Kalarel and save the world from certain destruction. If the world knew that its fate rested on the shoulders of our heroes, the world would probably have a bit more trouble sleeping at night. As it stands, the world has a bit of sleep apnea, but it has it under control. 2014-05-2757 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinGoblin’s Log #1 It’s a super short hosty (hostfull is copyright Nerdist Industries) episode because Sammy and I are prepping and making projects for ACEN. We haven’t had time to record any new episodes, but I wanted to make sure something got out for this weekend. We talk about what’s happening, and what might happen as things wrap up with the Keep on the Shadowfell, including a possible change of settings. Stick with us, though, we should be back to normal and finish up the current adventure after a quick hiatus. 2014-05-0906 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E27 – Mistakes Were Made In our last episode, we lost Barnaby to the Feywild. In this episode, after a brief memorial, the party presses forward, deeper into the keep. Mistakes were made! “If they pull a dick, you pull a bigger dick. That’s the Chicago way!” 2014-04-221h 10

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E26 – It’s Two Guys, A Girl, and That Guy We Kicked Off In this week’s episode, a lot of bad choices are made, trust is broken, and a member of the party is lost. Episode Quotes: “Yeah, but I didn’t know it was going to do that!” “Get me a rolled up newspaper…” “Guys…guys, that was really fucked up.” “Follow her into the dark, motherfucker!” “Me and Splug are going on solo adventures.” 2014-04-1054 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E25 – Wait!…Can the Goblin Slip on His C*m? The Riddle of Steel is solved! With that, the party moves on to the second floor of the Keep on the Shadowfell, and ever closer to Kalarel and his Orcus worshipers. Battle ensues, and a goblin may or may not slip on an owlbear’s ejaculate. That and more in Episode 25! 2014-03-271h 09

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E24 – Hold Me Closer, Tiny Zombie Last time we were with our heroes, Barnaby had just failed his jump check and had fallen on a rune. Now we’re going to find out what effect that has, while they fight off a passel of zombies on top of that. 2014-03-1041 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E23 – Also, Sparklers After defeating a seemingly infinite stream of magically created skeletons, our heroes now find themselves rested, but facing another stream of magically created skeletons. Hopefully, they’ll figure out how to stop them. Also, sparklers! 2014-02-2446 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E22 – It’s an Uncircumcised Room We’re back to the Keep on the Shadowfell in Episode 22! After a detour to kill the Grinch at the behest of Santa, the party is back in the dark, cave like keep. We leap right back into exploring said keep, which of course means we spend a bunch of time at the beginning talking about anything but D&D, but we do get there, I promise. Also, Sammy draws a dick. That and more in this week’s exciting episode! 2014-02-131h 00

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E21 – 2013 Christmas Special Pt 3:How Gren’Kell Stole Christmas The third and final part of the 2013 Chrismas episode is finally here! It only took us until a whole month after Christmas to get through the episode, but here we are! We pick straight up from last time, and the party is about to fight Gren’Kell, a rather large and nasty troll, in an attempt to recover a special item for Mr. Woods. Christmas comes around the longest night of the year, so will our heroes live to see the light of day? Spoiler: Yeah, they will, because otherwise we wouldn’t have a show anymore. We hope i...2014-01-271h 17

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E20 – 2013 Christmas Special Pt 2: So…Now We Have to Go About the Grisly Work of Slaughtering All the Children Part 2 of the 2013 2GAGAAG Christmas Special picks up right were we left off last time, with Immizel attacking a goblin that’s all up in his business. The Christmas Special will be in three parts, with the third part posting in two weeks, so be sure to check back for more jackassery then! 2014-01-1454 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E19 – 2013 Christmas Special Pt 1: Ho’Nai Worships James Woods This episode is part 1 of the 2013 2GAGAAG Christmas Special. Why is it being released after Christmas? Because we were all sick leading up to Christmas and couldn’t record it until Boxing Day. Despite the illnesses going around, we did persevere, and recorded this little side trek, which I wrote specially for the occasion. This episode picks up right were we left off last time, with the party about to head into a room with sarcophagi lining the walls, but as they’ll soon find out, they won’t make it into that room right away. In keep...2013-12-301h 03

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E18 – You Made A Tactical Mistake, Just Own It. When last we were with our heroes, they had just dispatched a nasty Blue Jelly, but Barnaby went down in the process, retreating to the Feywild. This week, the party pauses, takes stock of what’s in the room, and moves on to the door that Splug had been forbidden to enter by Balgron. What will they find on the other side of the door? Hint: It’s more monsters. Also, in keeping with the season, we ask that you consider donating to Child’s Play, a worthy charity that provides games and toys to children’s...2013-12-1645 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E17 – Sorry About the Burps First thing’s first! Sorry about the burps. Aaron was in rare, disgusting form for this part of the recording, so apologies for the considerable number of beer belches throughout this episode. Not much to be done about them, unfortunately. Now that that’s handled, last week ended on a cliffhanger, and we’re waiting to see if Barnaby makes the jump onto the small island in the dark, fetid water. Sammy needs to roll a minimum of 5 on the d20 to make it. Will Barnaby make it across, or plummet into the filthy water? We’ll find out this w...2013-12-021h 05

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E16 – About That Thing With The Peanut Butter… During last weeks shenanigans, the party encountered a nasty Kruthik infestation. This week, we take on another new monster, but more importantly, we added a new cast member! Eric Helmken is joining us, and you’ll learn more about his character in the episode. To learn more about Eric, check out the About page. 2013-11-1948 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E15 – A Bucket Full of Diamonds Last week, the party encountered RoUS’s and then a nasty Ochre Jelly. This week, we introduce another new enemy for our heroes to deal with. Plus, we’re all kinda tired by this point, and the plot gets lost on multiple occasions. So that’s fun. 2013-11-051h 01

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E14 – Have I Told You That I Hate You? Last week, our heroes met the nasty hobgoblin torturer, Immizel got in a steel cage match with a goblin, and we met a new member of the party. This week, Jaeger gets a chance to show what he can do, battling a heretofore unseen foe. 2013-10-211h 23

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E13 – Lock, Stock, and Two Goblins Stacked On Top of Each Other Last week, our heroes fought the mighty Balgron, who turned out to be a bit of a chump, when it came right down to it. This week, they’re about to punch their way through a door and into the “torture chamber”. In search of loot, our heroes may instead find a new member of the party… If you’re a listener, we want to hear from you! We know how many downloads the show gets, but we’d like to know how many of you are listening, too. If you would, send us a line at egatpot...2013-10-1448 min

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E12- The (Body)Guardian’s Counter In last week’s episode, our intrepid heroes had entered a secret passage, which brought them face to face with the dreaded Balgron, an obese goblin of ill repute. We ended the episode with a cliffhanger, as Imizel stepped in and prepared to take a nasty critical hit, saving Ho’nai from almost certain doom. Before Balgron’s attack lands, however, Imizel gets a chance to attack him first, and we pick up with Aaron rolling his attack. Will he hit? How bad will the critical hit be? We’ll find out this week! If you’re a list...2013-09-2554 min $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 12.5: The Shmup Panel Bonusode! This is the audio from the Shmup panel discussed in Episode 12, hosted by Justin Parker and Keith Perry, recorded live on September 20th, 2013 at RamenCon in Merrillville, Indiana. There’s no intro or anything, this is just the raw audio. 2013-09-251h 14 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 12: Shmups with Justin Parker For this episode, we sat down with Justin Parker, aficionado of Shoot ’em Up games or “Shmups”. Justin knows a lot about Shmups and he’ll be hosting a panel this weekend on Shmups at RamenCon, a local anime convention. We talk about his history with Shmups and the history of the genre in general, plus we seemed to have tried to set a show record for how many times we can say the C word in a single episode. No really, it’s in there a lot, but we hope it’s not too offensive. Sammy got in on it, to...2013-09-171h 21

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E11 – Who’s Afraid of a Big Bad Goblin? In Episode 11, Immie, Ho’Nai, and Splug plumb the mystery of a secret door. This backdoor is a dark, scary passage, and who knows what’s on the other side? (The Answer: I do.) Plus, Aaron finally remembers to use Guardian’s Counter! Hear all that and more in this week’s exciting episode! If you’re a listener, we want to hear from you! We know how many downloads the show gets, but we’d like to know how many of you are listening, too. If you would, send us a line at egatpod(at)gmail.com, or...2013-09-1241 min $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 11: Animation Update with Sammy Kammy Pt II In this week’s episode, I sat back down with Sammy Kammy to do an update on anime, animation, and ACEN, plus some cosplay drama. We originally talked to Sammy in episode 2, and I was a real douche in that episode. Luckily, I convinced her to talk again and I think I did a much better job of not being suck a dick. Sammy went to ACEN, Anime CENtral this year, and we talk about that, boy love in hentai / anime, and do a dramatic reading of this incident involving a cosplay creeper (Warning: We repeat this guy’s t...2013-08-061h 25 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 10: Animation Update with Sammy Kammy Pt I In this week’s episode, I sat back down with Sammy Kammy to do an update on anime, animation, and ACEN, plus some cosplay drama. We originally talked to Sammy in episode 2, and I was a real douche in that episode. Luckily, I convinced her to talk again and I think I did a much better job of not being suck a dick. Sammy went to ACEN, Anime CENtral this year, and we talk about that, boy love in hentai / anime, and do a dramatic reading of this incident involving a cosplay creeper (Warning: We repeat this guy’s...2013-07-241h 04 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 9: Discussing Disney with Theresa Slabosz Pt 2 In this week’s episode, we continue our conversation with Aaron’s lady friend, Theresa Slabosz, to talk about all things Disney. Theresa LOVES Disney stuff, and spent 6 months as an intern at the Florida parks. We talk about movies, the parks, the TV shows, and yes, a certain frozen head. This is part two of a two part episode. You can find Theresa on Twitter at @theresaslabosz. 2013-07-091h 22 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 8: Discussing Disney with Theresa Slabosz Pt 1In this week’s episode, we sat down with Aaron’s lady friend, Theresa Slabosz, to talk about all things Disney. Theresa LOVES Disney stuff, and spent 6 months as an intern at the Florida parks. We talk about movies, the parks, the TV shows, and yes, a certain frozen head. The inserted audio clip is from The Dana Gould Hour. This is part one of a two part episode, and the second part will be available in two weeks. You can find Theresa on Twitter at @theresaslabosz. 2013-06-2555 min $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 7: Turning Japanese with Vicki Nugent Part 2In this week’s episode, we conclude the conversation I had with Vicki Nugent where we talk about all things Japanese. Vicki studied Japanese culture and language in college and spent several years living and working in Japan. I had a great time talking to Vicki, and she had a lot of interesting stories about her time in Japan. A great episode! This is part two of a two part episode. You can find Vicki on Twitter at @victory_abounds. You can find Vicki’s deviantArt account at http://chalicity.deviantart.com/. 2013-06-101h 08 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 6: Turning Japanese with Vicki Nugent Part 1In this week’s episode, I sat down with an old friend, Vicki Nugent, to talk about all things Japanese. Vicki studied Japanese culture and language in college and spent several years living and working in Japan. I had a great time talking to Vicki, and she had a lot of interesting stories about her time in Japan. A great episode! This is part one of a two part episode, and the second part will be available in two weeks. You can find Vicki on Twitter at @victory_abounds. 2013-05-291h 13 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 5: The Podcast Podcast, Pt II with Sammy Kammy and Brother ToddThis is part 2 of our podcast podcast, where Aaron and I sit down with Brother Todd and Sammy Kammy to talk about podcasts. In this episode, Sammy and Aaron talk about their favorite podcasts, and we cover some of our honorable mentions. There’s more chuckles, and friends being emotionally abusive to each other. So, basically, a standard podcast. You can follow Todd on Twitter at @brothertodd, and you can follow Sammy on Twitter at @sammy_kammy16. If you’re interested in commissioning Sammy to make you a costume for cosplay or just whatever, you can ch...2013-05-131h 35

2 Guys, a Girl, and a GoblinS1E2: Kobolds a Go-Go In episode two, the players continue their fight against the vicious Kobolds. Does Jim figure out how the Fey Beast Tamer character theme works? Does Barnaby get a chance to shine? Does Ho’nai take her top off again? Find out in this week’s exciting episode! 2013-05-0641 min $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 4: The Podcast Podcast, Pt I with Sammy Kammy and Brother Todd In this episode, Aaron and I sit down with Brother Todd and Sammy Kammy to talk about podcasts. This is the most meta of podcasts, a podcast in which we talk about other podcasts, specifically, the ones we like. This is actually part one of a two part episode, because once we got started, things got out of hand, and we recorded for a long damn time. So, in part one, Todd and I talk about our favorite podcasts. In part two, available in two weeks, Aaron and Sammy talk about their favorites. We each picked five, plus...2013-04-281h 31 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 3: Comics Meltdown with Brother ToddFor episode 3, we sat down with Aaron Todd Allison, AKA Brother Todd, to talk about comic books. Todd loves comics, especially Marvel Comics, and he gave us a rundown of his history with comics, as well as a history of Marvel itself, how it started and how it got to be the company it is today. I’ve been a casual comic book fan for a good portion of my life, and a fan of Marvel in particular, but I learned a lot from talking to Todd, and we had a lot of fun in the process. Foll...2013-04-152h 23 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingEpisode 2: Animation Overload with Sammy Kammy!For episode 2, we sat down with Samantha Kampersal, aka Sammy Kammy, aka Jim’s girlfriend, to talk about animation. Sam loves animation. If it’s a sequential series of drawn images, Sammy will probably watch it. We talk about anime, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, South Park, and a bunch more. Also, we have a theme song! The new EGAT thing is Soul Time by Achtung Spitfire Schnell Schnell, courtesy of Mevio, musicalley.com, and their podsafe music library. 2013-03-311h 59 $Everyone\'s Got a Thing$ Everyone's Got a ThingPilot Episode: Soccer Spectacular!Here’s the pilot episode of Everyone’s Got a Thing! Aaron and I sit down and talk about soccer, or as they call it pretty much everywhere outside of the US, football. We’re without a theme song, sponsor, or most of the other trappings of a podcast, but it’s definitely an audio recording encoded as an mp3 and saved to the Internet. 2013-03-221h 23